https://vimeo.com/199561257

Half-remembered facts about chemistry. I made this one pretty much entirely for the folks who ask me to make ASMR videos.

Everyone makes mistakes; some of us make videos to shame ourselves for making them.

https://vimeo.com/194249277

I'll need to figure out what to do for my birthday in February. I always hang out with friends at my place, typically paying for their plane tickets. This year, I might do something different and fly out to see them. We'll see! If you're interested, shoot me a note, please.

https://vimeo.com/192364575

Ain't no mistake like a vacuum chamber mistake 'cause a vacuum chamber mistake sucks hard.

https://vimeo.com/187575509

There are like a billion of them, but I picked the most useful ones.

I already got tickets months back, my wife really wants to go, so we'll probably spend a few hours there, but being in big groups makes me super uncomfortable. I usually just end up sitting somewhere quiet and trying to work up the courage to go talk with someone. Thankfully, I live nearby so I can go home when I need to. Won't be wearing a fursuit this year since it was just uncomfortable and restricting.

I asked the con staff whether I could teach my dickmaking panel again this year, but nobody ever got back to me, so I'm taking that as a no. It's really too bad; I had a lot of fun teaching it the last couple years. That was one of my two reasons for going, along with meeting online friends in person, but I don't have either this year and it's been driving me nuts. I don't want to go to the con. Hopefully I will get the flu and then I'll have an excuse to stay home for the duration of the convention.

https://vimeo.com/184211898

A detailed video showing you all the steps you need to know.

https://vimeo.com/182308881

Go watch if you're curious.

https://vimeo.com/180501541

You don't need any special tools, really, just some stuff you've got lying around. If you've got a drill press, simpler techniques await~

I had a pretty crappy time at the con last year, so I'm not sure if I should go again. Three of the last four years I've had friends come to attend the con, only to cancel at the last minute, so that could be a factor.

I normally go to teach dildo-making and give out freebies. I have the videos now, though, so that seems a bit redundant.

https://vimeo.com/178816858

As it turns out, it's not hard to do and doesn't take any longer than a normal two-tone toy.

https://vimeo.com/176943671

Probably just as tricky as you imagined.

Here is the link: https://vimeo.com/174956054

It is a very short video because it's actually simple and easy to do. Go learn how.

https://vimeo.com/173193686

It's only 2 minutes long. Go watch.

This one wouldn't be a custom design, just the toy I made in my video series. Black capacitor-inspired toy. Does anyone at all want it, or should it go in the flop bin?

https://vimeo.com/172323323

The final step!

https://vimeo.com/170088772

SO NOW YOU KNOW

You're one step closer to making your own dingalings and leapfrogging the quality and prices that other Big Dildo manufacturers offer.

https://vimeo.com/169459030

https://vimeo.com/167566408 <-- click it if you want to.

https://vimeo.com/165657410 Hopefully you find it informative.

I'm making a series of how-to videos for making silicone toys. The first one is up now: https://vimeo.com/164842665

My Etsy store is https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandiruCurio and I've got a few premade dongs up. They usually sell out quick.

Think you're up for a special ~HOLIDAY AUCTION~? If I end it this Saturday, I can have a dong made and shipped before Christmas...

If you spot me and recognize me, I will give you a free silicone squishy fish.

And my panel's going to be awesome: http://fp2015.sched.org/event/ca2b5.....f3f1b7e159ea55

Yes, I'm giving away dildos.