DICK ORDERING COMPLETE THANK YOU ALL

Well well!

At 6 pm Eastern time (GMT-5) on Tuesday, December 2, I will be opening up for 6 commissions here and 6 on Tumblr. One dick per order, and please only people who did not order in the last round of commissions.

Instead of a cock, you can get $20 of eggs or micro-Shortcats.

EDIT: I am also taking a commission for a brand new design! First-come, first-served, on Tumblr only. Sorry guys - I just don't get many entries here on FA.

The first reply to get it right will get some free silicone fish (free shipping within the US.)

Ready? Here it goes.

1) target
2) line
3) net
4) _____

Fill in the blank!

EDIT: Here is a hint! Those who have already guessed may guess again!
FRONT 242

DOUBLE EDIT: Someone got the right answer! For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpUFBVSyWs

I'll be open for some new commissions around Dec 1. Get ready~

In one day (7 pm eastern, Thursday, November 6) I'll be taking $500 of orders on Tumblr. http://avthepornfish.tumblr.com/

I'll be opening up for new orders this week, so get ready! Additionally, you will soon be able to vote on a new dong design on Tumblr.

LET'S GET BUSY.

I'm here. I'm checked in. If you are here, too, come say hello.

I'm running my panel tomorrow (Friday) in the Middlesex room. Be there; you may win a free dilz.

Hop on over to my Tumblr and submit it there. The contest is going on now :)

http://avthepornfish.tumblr.com/pos.....design-contest

1) I will have a DILDO DESIGN CONTEST starting next weekend on Tumblr. Get your ideas ready. You don't need a Tumblr account to enter, though it is recommended.

2) I am official! https://furpocalypse.org/docs/panels.pdf

How to: Silicone Toys
Middlesex
18+ Only
Friday 5pm – 6pm
Average & Karnimani
Adults only, 18 and older. Have you ever
wanted to design and produce silicone
toys that are safe to use? Join respected
independent toymaker Candiru Curio for a
frightfully naughty panel on the ins and outs
of sculpting silicone. Bring your lucky rabbit’s
foot and win a freebie!

I have been OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED to teach a Furpocalypse panel on dildo-making! If you want to learn about dongs and you're not already going to Furpocalypse ( https://www.furpocalypse.org ), now is the time to sign up.

Speaking of the con, I'm pausing orders for a few weeks, because I've gotta touch up my fursuit (and re-make my gloves). For those of you who ordered a couple weeks ago, I'll still get yours done ASAP, but I won't be taking more afterwards until November.

Do you want dildos? Now's the time to get 'em.

Send me a note with the following information, and I will take the first $300 worth of orders:

- Model
- Hardness
- Color scheme
- Suction cup (yes/no)

You may order up to three dildos. You may get eggs or sample fishies instead if you like.

In addition, I need:

- Paypal address
- Your US state, or, outside the USA, your country (to estimate shipping)

If you're one of the first $300, I'll reply to your note :D If you give me incomplete information, you'll be skipped.

EDIT: I AM PRETTY SURE I SOLD OUT WITHIN TEN SECONDS. HOLY SHIT.

Tomorrow (Sunday, September 28, 2014), at 4 pm EDT (GMT-4), I'm opening up for $300 of dong commissions here. Same rules as always: first come, first served, maximum three dildos per person.

BE READY

If you've been following my Tumblr, you might've noticed that I'm open for a new dildo design. Whoever gets a design to me fastest (via ask or fanmail) at 3:00 pm EDT today will get the slot.

She's gonna help me set prices and policies. I think it's safe to say prices will rise somewhat, but then again, I sold out $500 in under a minute at my last opening, so I don't think it'll rock the boat too much.

You'll never guess what happened. I kicked a doorframe and broke my big toe. Will prolly go to the doc tomorrow if it swells up more, otherwise I'm just gonna splint it and ice it. American health care is expensive.

One of you had the forethought to shoot me a note with a dong suggestion, so I'm going to make that AND I will do another opening when I've healed up a bit. I'm sorry for the change of plans! What a fuckin' night.


Edit: Oh thank goodness, upon medical consultation it’s probably just sprained. With any luck, I’ll be back to dickmaking tomorrow evening.

Ok, so it's time for me to make another ~CUSTOM DILDO DESIGN~

And it's going to be YOUR design! Yes, you! I am going to open up tomorrow night - Wednesday, September 10, 2014, at 8:00 pm EDT (GMT-4). The first person to send me a note containing a workable design gets it made.

Considerations:
- I have to be able to model your design in clay, pour a mold around it, get it out of the mold, and pour silicone copies of it. This typically means no hollow areas, no complex barbs, and no loops. Curious as to whether it can be done? Shoot me a note ASAP and I'll tell you.
- You have to pay for it. The mold cost is determined according to this post: http://avthepornfish.tumblr.com/NewDesignPricing I take payment via Paypal or, in dire situations, a check in the mail.
- I will be selling your model of dong to other people. However, I'm not copyrighting it and will not prevent you from having other artists make the same design. If you want a private (one-off) dong made, you'll have to pay extra, because I take a loss making the mold.

I sell some premade dongs on my Etsy.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandiruCurio

... I am opening up for one (1) new CUSTOM design commission, but not here! On my Tumblr. Be ready at 8 pm EDT to hail your designs upon me.

http://avthepornfish.tumblr.com/

EDIT: Taken!

I am now open for $400 of new dildo commissions! Limit 3 dongs per person. First-come, first-served.

Shoot me a note with:
DONG MODEL
DONG COLOR(S)
DONG HARDNESS
SHIPPING INFO (state or country if you're outside the US)
PAYPAL ADDRESS

I need all five of these things! If you don't give me the correct info, you will not be put on the list.

GET TO IT!

EDIT: FULL UP.

HEY YO!

I'm taking another $400 of commissions here (plus $400 on Tumblr) in a scant 24 hours and 10 minutes. I will post a journal when the time comes, and then you must send me notes. First-come, first-served, max three dongs per person.

GET HYPED

I've chosen the fursuit handler to accompany us to Furpocalypse. A big thanks to everyone who applied! Those of you who didn't get chosen have earned a few free eggs, if you'd like :)

Also, I will be open for new commissions this weekend. Get hyped!

I have four claw dildos to give away / auction, and no idea how I should do it. Ideas?

That's right, I am accepting $500 of dong commissions right now! Any individual may order up to THREE dongs from me. Once I've hit that $500 limit, I am not going to accept any more orders until I've completed those.

Send me a note with your EXACT order - model, hardness, colors, and options - as well as your general location and PayPal address so I can send an invoice. If your note does not contain these items, you will be SKIPPED and have to wait until next time.

I am also taking ONE order for a custom design. As big or complicated as you like! You need to send me a note with a sketch or reference picture of your design. It does not have to be perfect! It just has to be buildable.

And if you aren't fast enough, don't worry! There will be another chance once I've finished.

EDIT: Custom commission slot taken.

DOUBLE EDIT: $160 left up for grabs.

TRIPLE EDIT: All full up! Thanks everyone!

In one day, at 1 PM Eastern time, I'm opening up for dildo commissions.

I will accept the first $500 of orders. You may order up to 3 dongs at a time. Large eggs count as 1 dong. Small eggs count as 1/4 of a dong.

I will also accept 1 custom order. That is a brand new dong - make the model in clay to your specifications, make a mold, and make a silicone dong for ya.

When that window opens up tomorrow, I will post a journal, and you can rush your little fingers over the keyboard to send me a note. Once again, that is approximately 24 hours from now. Be ready~

And here's what I'm going to do: I will post that commissions are open, and I will make $500 of dongs. Any individual may order up to THREE dongs at once. Once I have $500 of dong orders, I will be closed until I've completed them, at which point I'll give everyone a day's notice before opening again.

Remember, to order, send me a note with exactly what you want. If you have any questions, it'd be best to ask 'em before the slots open up.

At the same time, I will take ONE order for a custom dong (brand new design). That will be on its own schedule: when I make it, I open up a new one.

It's first come, first served. That's the fairest I can do things for the time being, but if you have any suggestions, please let me know!