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Leak-Related Disclaimer
Posted a year agoBecause I know some of y’all put way too much fucking thought into and panic over the most inane shit that isn’t even canon content:
I barely know about the leaks.
I only know anything because y’all won’t shut up about whatever you see in them.
I have not liked a single Pokémon game in a long time. I’m over the entire franchise.
The only game I still play is Pokkén, which is far removed from GAME FREAK’s hand.
Rachel and Elmira exist as Pokémon in category and species names only.
They adhere to the lore I make for them and their respective species—not Game Freak’s. I am the basis for what the mythology in my Pokémon characters is, not a bunch of cut beta documents.
If I hear anything contrary, I’m going to get Rachel to teleport me into your house and cut you up with a linoleum knife.
I barely know about the leaks.
I only know anything because y’all won’t shut up about whatever you see in them.
I have not liked a single Pokémon game in a long time. I’m over the entire franchise.
The only game I still play is Pokkén, which is far removed from GAME FREAK’s hand.
Rachel and Elmira exist as Pokémon in category and species names only.
They adhere to the lore I make for them and their respective species—not Game Freak’s. I am the basis for what the mythology in my Pokémon characters is, not a bunch of cut beta documents.
If I hear anything contrary, I’m going to get Rachel to teleport me into your house and cut you up with a linoleum knife.
Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh
Posted a year agoBirthday happened again, as they typically do every year.
I feel nothing, as I typically do each time.
It’s funny—I doodled something for someone’s birthday (which I haven’t posted here) two days ago, but I don’t feel like celebrating my OWN birthday at all.
I feel nothing, as I typically do each time.
It’s funny—I doodled something for someone’s birthday (which I haven’t posted here) two days ago, but I don’t feel like celebrating my OWN birthday at all.
Rachel Brainrot: Pubes Edition
Posted a year agoI have inexplicably found myself thinking and brainstorming about Rachel. Specifically, her pubic hair. Don't ask why; I don't know. How the fuck would it even look? Same texture/color as her head hair? Would it be one clump? Does she even have any? WOULD SHE SHAVE IT???
...The weird part is I'm not even into pubes, let alone drawing her crotch.
...The weird part is I'm not even into pubes, let alone drawing her crotch.
New Icon
Posted a year agoI feel like it.
Sorry to all you meme face enjoyers.
Sorry to all you meme face enjoyers.
Important Disclaimer
Posted a year agoTo any of you following me who saw this post, I want to make you aware that it was a prank. There are no commissions. I don't have them open, and I likely never will.
Maude March Update
Posted a year agoI’ve already posted about this on my Twitter and a couple of Discord servers I’m in, but I might as well address it to any of you not stalking me on those platforms.
In case it wasn’t obvious, I haven’t been drawing or uploading Maude March pieces for the last three days. I have frankly zero excuse for that. I’ve had loads of free time to do them, and the only thing stopping me is my own laziness which I’ve been blaming on drawing-related burnout over the last couple weeks. I’ve been also citing a lack of ideas, but that’s also a lie. I’ve had enough ideas to supply at least five days of Maude March, yet I never take action toward pursuing them out of laziness. I’ve gotten to the point where any idea I even do decide is worth doing is shot down almost immediately by my newfound unwillingness to open Procreate and actually start drawing it.
I’m sorry for disappointing all of you peeps, especially since I’ve had a massive influx (massive for an artist of my size anyway) of new watchers and followers on here and my other sites because of Maude March. I’ll try (and let’s be honest, most likely fail) to get something done before April.
In case it wasn’t obvious, I haven’t been drawing or uploading Maude March pieces for the last three days. I have frankly zero excuse for that. I’ve had loads of free time to do them, and the only thing stopping me is my own laziness which I’ve been blaming on drawing-related burnout over the last couple weeks. I’ve been also citing a lack of ideas, but that’s also a lie. I’ve had enough ideas to supply at least five days of Maude March, yet I never take action toward pursuing them out of laziness. I’ve gotten to the point where any idea I even do decide is worth doing is shot down almost immediately by my newfound unwillingness to open Procreate and actually start drawing it.
I’m sorry for disappointing all of you peeps, especially since I’ve had a massive influx (massive for an artist of my size anyway) of new watchers and followers on here and my other sites because of Maude March. I’ll try (and let’s be honest, most likely fail) to get something done before April.
Oh Shit
Posted a year agoShit, the funny “watched by” number hit 100.
I’m too lazy to do something specifically for FA so just refer back to this shitty drawing instead.
I’m too lazy to do something specifically for FA so just refer back to this shitty drawing instead.
Wouldn’t it be Funny?
Posted 2 years agoWouldn’t it be funny if I posted any of the art I’ve been sitting on, which includes both shit drawn by me and gorgeous artwork drawn by other people?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I actually drew things well? I keep complaining about my ass not being able to draw or even have a consistent style or have any idea what anatomy is or my lack of ability to generate original ideas or dissatisfaction with my OCs and how they’re designed and how I use them or any other issues I could easily prattle off about, so why not try to actually learn, right?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I got my thumb out of my own ass and just fucking wrote for once in my miserable life? I keep claiming that I can’t write for shit as soon as I hit the slightest hiccups or make a single error, so why not try to prove myself wrong, or I dunno, fucking improve my skills so it’s not an issue to begin with?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I actually interacted with people in a meaningful way instead of recycling the same handful of dry comments on artwork? If I make another shitty joke about some scenario which didn’t need my input, verbally ogle a female Pokémon anthro’s giant tits, or God forbid, say literally anything I’ve said a million times because I’m a man with zero class or discernment in his tastes and will praise anything that isn’t literally illegal pornography, watersports, or has a male focus (not sexist, just don’t like ‘em), I might just go into my router settings and ban all my devices from connecting to the internet ever again.
Wouldn’t it be funny if, after celebrating a whole year of existence in art space, and now that I’m a mere 20 days from coming up on the first anniversary of the first thing I’ve put a even a modicum of effort into drawing in my entire life, I actually felt something? Is the eternal melancholy and dissatisfaction with my art, my life, and reality as a whole supposed to last through the turning of the year?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I just deleted this journal instead of posting it? After all, who’d wanna hear about some washed-up schmuck with zero artistic talents on an art-focused site and zero reach circlejerk about how oh-so miserable he is? For fuck’s sake, I could have gone to bed by now, but nooooooo, I just have to keep writing this shit. I just have to post it, and for what? So I can garner sympathy with a bunch of suckers on the internet who are supposed to feel bad for me like I’m some sort of attention-whoring leech? So I can feel some sort of dopamine when someone actually gives me an earnest response to anything I say or do? So I can entrench myself further into my misery by making myself feel bad that people are wasting their time on me?
Wouldn’t it be so fucking funny if this journal had a purpose?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I actually drew things well? I keep complaining about my ass not being able to draw or even have a consistent style or have any idea what anatomy is or my lack of ability to generate original ideas or dissatisfaction with my OCs and how they’re designed and how I use them or any other issues I could easily prattle off about, so why not try to actually learn, right?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I got my thumb out of my own ass and just fucking wrote for once in my miserable life? I keep claiming that I can’t write for shit as soon as I hit the slightest hiccups or make a single error, so why not try to prove myself wrong, or I dunno, fucking improve my skills so it’s not an issue to begin with?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I actually interacted with people in a meaningful way instead of recycling the same handful of dry comments on artwork? If I make another shitty joke about some scenario which didn’t need my input, verbally ogle a female Pokémon anthro’s giant tits, or God forbid, say literally anything I’ve said a million times because I’m a man with zero class or discernment in his tastes and will praise anything that isn’t literally illegal pornography, watersports, or has a male focus (not sexist, just don’t like ‘em), I might just go into my router settings and ban all my devices from connecting to the internet ever again.
Wouldn’t it be funny if, after celebrating a whole year of existence in art space, and now that I’m a mere 20 days from coming up on the first anniversary of the first thing I’ve put a even a modicum of effort into drawing in my entire life, I actually felt something? Is the eternal melancholy and dissatisfaction with my art, my life, and reality as a whole supposed to last through the turning of the year?
Wouldn’t it be funny if I just deleted this journal instead of posting it? After all, who’d wanna hear about some washed-up schmuck with zero artistic talents on an art-focused site and zero reach circlejerk about how oh-so miserable he is? For fuck’s sake, I could have gone to bed by now, but nooooooo, I just have to keep writing this shit. I just have to post it, and for what? So I can garner sympathy with a bunch of suckers on the internet who are supposed to feel bad for me like I’m some sort of attention-whoring leech? So I can feel some sort of dopamine when someone actually gives me an earnest response to anything I say or do? So I can entrench myself further into my misery by making myself feel bad that people are wasting their time on me?
Wouldn’t it be so fucking funny if this journal had a purpose?
Art Raffle by Quarujee
Posted 2 years agoIt has come to my attention that Quarujee is holding an art raffle for his followers, as a way to give thanks to his community.
Check it out if you want, or don’t. I’m not your dad. You lose out on the opportunity for free art, though.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10773877/
Anyways, I think that fulfills my greedy ass’s need for the bonus for sharing the raffle around.
Check it out if you want, or don’t. I’m not your dad. You lose out on the opportunity for free art, though.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10773877/
Anyways, I think that fulfills my greedy ass’s need for the bonus for sharing the raffle around.
Poll on my Twitter.
Posted 2 years agoHowdy.
So, I hit 100 followers on Twitter yesterday. Or at least, that's when I noticed it.
So in the convention of internet sexy artists, I must draw lady to commemorate.
The poll for whom is on my Twitter, accessible at this link:
https://twitter.com/EnjoyerOfFans/s.....04098470003062
So, I hit 100 followers on Twitter yesterday. Or at least, that's when I noticed it.
So in the convention of internet sexy artists, I must draw lady to commemorate.
The poll for whom is on my Twitter, accessible at this link:
https://twitter.com/EnjoyerOfFans/s.....04098470003062
How?
Posted 2 years agoBruh, I just logged in today, and I am now realizing that I've gotten like, 10 new watchers in the span of a week.
Where are you people coming from? What do you want from me? Why do you find it necessary to hit me with attention and praise?
And, perhaps the most pressing question...
What about Naomi?
Where are you people coming from? What do you want from me? Why do you find it necessary to hit me with attention and praise?
And, perhaps the most pressing question...
What about Naomi?
Fuck.
Posted 2 years ago50 watchers.
I’ve been posting actively here for less than a year, and I’ve already hit such a giant, scary number.
The worst part is that, for the most part, I’m still a nobody, yet I feel so fucking noticed that it’s almost debilitating.
Is it normal to feel like you don’t deserve the attention you get? Because I certainly can’t tell if what I feel should be.
I dunno… I guess it’s just because I feel like this pressure of expectation. I think other people expect to see stuff from me, and now that there’s enough of them concurrently doing that and showing it to my face, I feel like I need to oblige them, even if it’s against my lazy-ass lack of work ethic to produce anything.
I dunno. Just feels weird to have eyes on me now.
I’ve been posting actively here for less than a year, and I’ve already hit such a giant, scary number.
The worst part is that, for the most part, I’m still a nobody, yet I feel so fucking noticed that it’s almost debilitating.
Is it normal to feel like you don’t deserve the attention you get? Because I certainly can’t tell if what I feel should be.
I dunno… I guess it’s just because I feel like this pressure of expectation. I think other people expect to see stuff from me, and now that there’s enough of them concurrently doing that and showing it to my face, I feel like I need to oblige them, even if it’s against my lazy-ass lack of work ethic to produce anything.
I dunno. Just feels weird to have eyes on me now.
Bluesky Obtain + Other Sites
Posted 2 years agoYeah, I got a hookup for one of them fancy join codes.
Also gonna just plug the other places I'm on, for posterity.
Cohost: https://cohost.org/AverageFanEnjoyer
Twitter (ew): https://twitter.com/EnjoyerOfFans
↓↓↓IT'S RIGHT HERE↓↓↓ https://bsky.app/profile/averagefan.....er.bsky.social ↑↑↑IT'S RIGHT HERE↑↑↑Also gonna just plug the other places I'm on, for posterity.
Cohost: https://cohost.org/AverageFanEnjoyer
Twitter (ew): https://twitter.com/EnjoyerOfFans
Did I mention the Cohost?
Posted 2 years agoYeah, I have one. I got one to follow other artists jumping ship to it.
https://cohost.org/AverageFanEnjoyer
https://cohost.org/AverageFanEnjoyer
Another Year Drags By...
Posted 2 years agoSo yeah, I'm a year older today. Fun times!
Can't wait to spend another year of doing nothing to improve my extremely middling artistry skills and leaving very specific, long-winded, and nearing-creepy comments on stuff!
Can't wait to spend another year of doing nothing to improve my extremely middling artistry skills and leaving very specific, long-winded, and nearing-creepy comments on stuff!
Thoughts on Writing?
Posted 2 years agoNot often I write a journal on this site, but what the heck? I want some damn opinions!
Some of y'all might've noticed that Vaporeon Copypasta thing go up. I've been sitting on that for months, now. I think I first wrote it in September last year, as a matter of fact.
Naturally, I'm not satisfied with just that alone. My writing hands need sustenance.
So what do you all think? Should I write a couple of I-don't-even-know-what's and post 'em here?
Feel free to leave suggestions and/or ideas for what to write by the way. If I jive with it enough, I might even write about it. I might be an expressive motherfucker, but when it comes to original ideas, I'm about as empty as a 700-year-old well in the Mojave Desert.
Some of y'all might've noticed that Vaporeon Copypasta thing go up. I've been sitting on that for months, now. I think I first wrote it in September last year, as a matter of fact.
Naturally, I'm not satisfied with just that alone. My writing hands need sustenance.
So what do you all think? Should I write a couple of I-don't-even-know-what's and post 'em here?
Feel free to leave suggestions and/or ideas for what to write by the way. If I jive with it enough, I might even write about it. I might be an expressive motherfucker, but when it comes to original ideas, I'm about as empty as a 700-year-old well in the Mojave Desert.
Flashbang!
Posted 3 years agoI found the Light Mode button.
Never has my FurAffinity looked so scuffed and blindingly incandescent with the modern UI in Light Theme. I love it.
Never has my FurAffinity looked so scuffed and blindingly incandescent with the modern UI in Light Theme. I love it.
To my watchers:
Posted 3 years agoWhy?
Why even watch me? I'm frankly shocked and confused how I managed to gather three watchers, let alone any watchers at all.
This account is completely devoid of content, and half the people watching me don't even have content of their own either.
Did y'all just watch for the meme? Am I missing something here? Is this just some FurAffinity community thing my brain's too smooth to comprehend?
Like Tootsie-Pops, the world may never know™...
Why even watch me? I'm frankly shocked and confused how I managed to gather three watchers, let alone any watchers at all.
This account is completely devoid of content, and half the people watching me don't even have content of their own either.
Did y'all just watch for the meme? Am I missing something here? Is this just some FurAffinity community thing my brain's too smooth to comprehend?
Like Tootsie-Pops, the world may never know™...
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