This explains it all
http://i.imgur.com/UR2WpIn.gif

IT ONLY GETS WEIRDER AND WEIRDER FROM HERE ON OUT!

So what is Aviv A. deal with all this adventuring ?
Well there are dreams of becoming the world most renown tailor
but supplies cost money ... and Aviv is dead broke
so why not venture for it

moment and realize being a hero in training
is horrible profession...

I might need a change of role.