For those of you who have not killed yourselves, or ended up in jail for doing stupid "last day on earth" type stuff for the 2012 thing... I have exciting news for you! There is still a chance you may die in a devastating disaster, other than the usual drunk drivers and fanatic crazies...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis and multiple videos online.

Be ready for a beautiful show in 2029 when this 250+ meter wide meteor, passes close enough to earth that it will go right between earth and the communication and eavesdropping junk we have orbiting our planet. There is talk of the "Keyhole" that it would have to pass through for Earth's gravity to bend its course enough, causing it to strike earth dead on with its next pass around April of 2036. (There is a penis and butt joke in there somewhere!) Though, according to Astrophysicists, the chances of it getting in the "Keyhole" zone are something around 3+million to 1... Or was it 300k? Meh, not important... Bwahaha!

Lemmie debunk some stuff BEFORE dumb people go nuts... If you are willing to bet on 3million to 1 odds: Yes, it will seriously fuck over an up to 1000 square mile area, wherever it hits, and cause tsunamis if it hits ocean... But it WILL NOT, I repeat, WILL NOT, end life as we know it, erase hard drives, kill all humanity, black out the sun (other than in the immediate area of impact and downwind a bit), or cause an everlasting winter. 250meters across is barely 0.15 of a mile. Though it will make a big boom and cause some scientifically interesting effects. (My Geology Senses are tingling!)

We will, also, be able to tell YEARS before, if it will hit, and where it will hit... I'm hoping it hits the Middle East somewhere and finally ends all the stupid religious wars and oil wars that have been going on there for 3000+ years. Then, maybe, we can finally bring our troops home and fix the economy. *chuckles* That is if North Korea, China, or Iran hasn't nuked the whole world by then.

Though the true doomsday will happen in a little over 10 years from now with a resurgence of "Meteor Impact" movies... Take a seat zombies, your time in the limelight is over... It is time for a slew of Meteor and comet related movies, AGAIN! (Yeah... 1990s reference!) Wait... Unless there are movies of the meteor CAUSING zombies, or HAVING zombies on it! Yes! Brilliant! Zombie Meteor Invasion!

We can expect a slew of Heavy metal Apophis songs to rock us as we wait... Because this thing is Brutal and made out of mostly iron... Making it as heavy metal as it gets! *headbangs and throws up the Diablo horns!*

I was wondering... With the media obsession of this election, the massive amounts of BILLIONS of dollars of unlimited corporate spending to influence politics, the breaking of the separation of church and state with Catholic and Mormon churches pushing millions into politics right out in the open (yet still remaining tax exempt somehow), and the fact that the Red will absolutely NOT work with the Blue...

My question is: What will it take to fracture the USA into 2 or 4 separate, smaller countries?

I know this is hypothetical, but I'm bored... So is it possible in any way?

The term "Too big to fail" does not really come to mind when I think how fucked up and stupid the Federal govt is now. All these other countries in the world are having problems trying to manage a large country from a single point... Our own country barely even looks ten years down the road before passing some dumb law or printing more and more money. Continuing to reward losers that bankrupt companies and politicians that cannot do their jobs yet still get paid for failed policies.

Eventually something will cause a fracturing of the United states, be it a massive devaluing of the US Dollar, or a downright political civil war among some of the possibilities. Right now, a large amount of people feel that the USA is coming to a breaking point of some sort. A lot of the states are starting to think they could do better on their own without federal government interfering.

A 2 part fracture could be north and south or east and west... Though I think it would be more complicated than that.

Here is what I think about a 4 part fracture or De-Uniting States... Whatever happens to cause this fracturing, the south, mainly the southeast states would finally secede from the union like they have always wanted to from New Mexico all the way over to Florida. Then there is the northeast going from Wisconsin and Illinois all the way over to Maine and Delaware. Then there are the middle states Montana to Utah across to Minnesota and Missouri. Lastly, there would be the west coast states: Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada and most likely Hawaii. Don't know about Alaska... Give em back to Canada I guess.

Now, the big question... Would these separate American countries, actually do better for themselves and their people than when they were all together being run by multiple local and federal governments?

To those in the hurricane areas...

Wow... Hope you all stay safe, unless you are a politician... Damn... We only have to worry about a big earthquake every 10 to 15+ years, you guys gotta deal with this kinda shit having a possibility of happening every year. That takes some serious balls to want to stay in Hurricane territory.

Just remember... If you are white, breaking into a place during an emergency means you are surviving and it is perfectly legal... If you are anything other than white and do the same thing, you are looting and committing a crime.... So go buy some full face Nixon, Mitt Romney, Or George Bush masks at the local Halloween shop before trying to survive.

A little critical thinking for anyone that gives a crap about things like common sense and logic. Or who just wants to vent about how stupid things are in the political world these days.

So...

Presidential debates...

In America....

Am I the only person that wonders why it is just the Democrats and Republicans that are debating? What about all the other parties that are still on the ticket? The good ones AND the crazy ones.

Now I know the Democrats and Republicans both control the media for the last forever and a half... So, just for fun, let us pretend this is some alternate universe where journalists and news media were forced by law to be truthful and unbiased.... Wouldn't the OTHER candidates that are STILL RUNNING get to be a part of those debates, especially in undecided voter territory?

I used to watch the British Parliament when it was still around on TV, and had endless entertainment when all the differing old men and their 5+ political affiliations would start yelling and tossing insults at each other... Or international news that would show newly democratic countries with 12+ political affiliations debating for hours with/at each other.

That is what the American debates need!

When it is just the extreme Red vs. the extreme Blue, you already know how it will turn out. I would love to see what happens when you throw in a Green party guy, Independent guy, libertarian guy, Communist guy-ski, 'ACTUAL' Socialist guy, Peace and love party 'Hippie politics' guy, and maybe a comedian like Lewis Black or such just for the hell of it... I would PAY BIG MONEY to see that debate!

It would be interesting, to say the least, on what political party spews the least amount of bullshit in that case.

I wonder if there is a "Logic and Common Sense" party yet? Or maybe a "Tell The Truth" party? Or maybe a "Grow some fucking balls and tell it like it is" party?

All I can really say is: I cannot wait till the next asshole or current asshole gets elected and all this shit dies down back to the usual, our country is being ruined, thing. Then I can finally go back to watching my favorite shows and skipping through commercials on my DVR about cars I'll never buy/lease, big brand ripoff auto insurance that will save me hundreds over those other guys big brand ripoff auto insurance, IRS Debt consolidators, designer drugs I don't need that will kill me with their side effects, and law firms that want to know if you or someone you know died from said designer drugs."

Ah... The American Dream... *gets stars in his eyes* Yes dream... The only place you can go to get away from American Reality.

Okay... So... Well...

Eeerm...

I just have this to say....

IS EVERYONE IN AMERICA FUCKING NUTS!?!?!?

I will try to keep this from turning into a rant... But..

Well...

What the fuck is with this whole middle school like thought process going on in the US media and peoples opinions that everything political and socially is: yes OR no, red OR blue, black OR white, liberal OR conservative, atheist OR religious, right OR left, our team OR your team?

Reading up on political things and congress is like being in elementary or preschool again with, "Na na doo doo, stick your head in poopoo... I'm going to do the exact opposite of what you do so nyah!"

Maybe I just cannot bring my thought process down to the level of the average Ameriderpican... Maybe I just have a serious problem trying to understand what is going on. Did the majority of people just give up on free thought or common sense in the last 30 years? Is there something in the tap water that makes people think that filming orange, retarded people from Jersey, is a good idea? Did someone erase the definitions of communism and socialism from all the dictionaries to show they are no longer different things?

Are all the scripts for EVERY big news channel in America written by the same person? Seriously watch all the news channels when "breaking News" happens... A huge amount of the time they will say nearly identical things, even using the same big or out of context words that no normal human would use in a daily conversation. I have been in college long enough to know when someone is taking a quote from someone else and just rearranging the words.

When comedians can do a more truthful news show than the mainstream media sources... That is pretty sad... And funny at the same time. I <3 Jon Stewart & Stephan Colbert

I now understand why the only TV I watch is movies and cartoons, because every time I spend a day watching the news channels I pop a blood vessel in my brain somewhere.

*takes a breath, and a shot of rum and whiskey.*

So... As I was saying... Not to rant or anything... But... What happened to finding a balance? A middle ground? Or looking back and going, "Humm... Things worked better back here, so lets see what would have to happen to fix things to be that way again?"

What happens when black OR white... Left OR Right... Liberal OR Conservative... Red OR Blue... Are all doing a terrible job? Isn't it time to think, "Humm... Both their shit stinks, both are failures, well crap... What side do I cheer for now?" Or do the majority keep the blinders on, and continue stumbling forward towards their collective doom?

On a side note... Has anyone started a "Logic and Common Sense" Political party yet? Oh, and when is "America The Beautiful" going to be changed to "America The Pissing Match"?

The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!! And it involves social media and cellphones!

I swear... Just driving down a local street or the freeway, I see so many, mouth agape, milky eyed, walking and driving undead! All staring at the addictive glow of their eye-phonies, blookburries, and anniedroods, while paying no attention to the things in the WORLD around them.

This has caused me to source a Santa-Fe train airhorn I will be putting on one of my cars to hopefully "CURE" some of these E-zombies to come back to reality, at least around me. I don't need dents in my car from some zombie idiot that decided to walk across the street when I have the green while he is updating his farcebook space about how boring it is walking everywhere.

Now don't take this as me caring about the public at large, as I do not! I just don't want them winning a Darwin Award with the help of my cars tires... Though... I do have a warranty... I wonder if bits of people popping my tires is covered? Hummm...

Seriously... Who gives a shit about where someone is shitting or walking, other than criminals that need an alibi?

There really needs to be a "Drop social media like an unwanted prom baby" Day.

Why does it seem that people are so averse to posting a comment or such to older submissions? Be it art, stories, journals, or other such things... I notice that the artists and whatnot get more comments and posts in the first few days something is put up. When something is first posted it may get 200 views and, say, 15 comments in the first few days. Yet they all seem to stop even though people continue to view it WAAAAAAY pass the 200 or more mark.

Is there some unwritten internet rule that says commenting on an old post or submission anywhere is a taboo?


{ahh the weird things that run through my mind when I have been up way too long.}

Humm... I wonder if anyone would object to having roleplays with Axle turned into stories? Most of the RP would be left intact with some editing thrown in to fix them or make them better... But I'm just wondering if anyone thinks that it is a cheesy way to put out more stories.

And yes... I know it has been forever since I released a full story of any kind. Real life has a way of creating massive writers block. ^_^

Okay... This may be a bit of bragging... I got a rather big package upfront, at least bigger than average (No I won't show pictures, you can see it in person)... And I HATE BOXERS, not the dog, the underwear.... Boxers are so unoriginal and unflattering... Same thing with standard tighty whities... Just because your daddy, and your grandpa wore them, doesn't mean YOU have to...

I see a guy in boxers or belly button height tighty whities and I am instantly bored... Show off! Be adventurous! But don't go commando... Leave a little to the imagination, a bit of tease...

So... Anyway...

Most woman's underwear (the sexy stuff) is mostly made by male designers...

So does this mean females design mens sexy undies?

Because I swear their idea of a "front" for any type of sexy undies, ex: Bikinis, string bikinis, thongs, jockstraps, boy/party shorts, short boxerbreifs, even some stuff that says it has a 'pouch' all seem to be designed to completely SQUISH my junk up against my body... Now there are plenty of undies that do have room upfront for me, have support without being a hernia belt, and nice pouches and comfy materials, and I own a few tons of them, but in all honesty most male underwear I find is a flat front ordeal...

Why is it women get to show off their knockers, while guys have to basically be "Ken Dolls"? I love seeing guys in tight jeans or thin shorts with a nice bulge upfront, or guys in speedos (Only good looking guys please for the speedo thing)... If ya got it, flaunt it! I mean women can't be the only ones that want to show off how 'Well hung' they are in their own type of way, so why does it seem guys do all they can to be UN-sexy? It's like, "I dont care how carved your abs are; I wanna know you didn't use steroids to get them." *laughs*

Well my laptops hard drive took a nose dive... But I was able to save some older copys of the stories I was working on but I completely lost one of them... Yes... It was the second Axle's Garage... But lucky I had a back-up of the over 6 page long outline so it's not all bad. And I got a new HD in the laptop so I can work on it when the mood strikes and I have the free time. ^_^

And I'll be posting some new screenshots of my updated avatar in the scraps section. Including some naughty ones. ^_~

It only took me forever to get enough free time to do this... I was also waiting for enough favorites, and comments on my current stories before moving onto the next ones... So I finally got started on the next two stories... So remember that if you enjoy a story, let the writer know, and they very well may make more stories that you may enjoy... Anyway, both are being typed, and or outlined right now whenever I have the creative/horny streak hit me... And lately it's quite a bit more than usual
*Gets devious evil eyes of horny ferret doom!*

They are:

The next installment of "Axle's Garage."

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And a separate story with Axle having some fun with another furry friend while underwear shopping.

Well I just did one last run through of my first actual story in the "Axles Garage" Series... And decided to finally post it... So check it out...

It is titled.

Axles Garage 1 - Relaxing After A ‘Hard' Days Work.

Muhahahasqueakdook! ^_^

So I finally got around to posting the Intro... I already got the first story done but will be waiting a week or two to post it. I want to get any feedback I can on the introduction first to make sure my style doesn't make people twitch to death.

CHECK IT OUT IN THE GALLERY!

Well I finished the introduction, and the very first story... Quite a while ago... I absolutely had to do a seperate introduction, or each story in the series would take the first half of every story just to explain the who, what, where, when, and why of everything... And I really didn't want to have to re-write a character description every time. The only problem is that I don't know if it's good enough to post yet, or if I should wait till I've made the second and third story in the series. I've read, and re-read my story again and again, looking for every little error, or typo, or grammar fuckup I could find... I think I'll give it one more read through and post it up here and hope actual college english majors or teachers look it over and let me know if anything needs to be fixed on it... *chuckles* Please be nice about the comments on my stories... If the content in them is not your bag of tea... Then don't read them! Durrrrrrrr. If you cannot say something nice or helpful, then don't say anything at all.

This main series, or at least the first series, will never really have an end to it... There may be a break in the story line where a person could stop, or even pick up at, but all in all it will be a neverending story series that I would post to whenever the ideas hit. I also have other, stand alone stories in mind as well that wouldn't be a part of the series I'm working on. Hell... I might even make a few clean, non-adult rated stories. I really love using my imagination, and I never want to stop using my imagination... And since I don't draw all that great; I might as well do these stories, because I know I can do those pretty damn well.

I used to type up stories, dreams, and ideas all the time... Most being around 3 to 5 pages, or more... But... I was afraid to post them for fear of people thinking they were stupid, or the grammar nazis that couldn't write a story themselves would bitch out my use of commas and ellipsis. I guess it's because I do my stories in a different way than the usual strict essay structure, or pure story/novel structure. My stories are like I roleplay... Each action, or major scene is done in a paragraph, including any spoken lines with the actions for that particular scene or action. I do the stories in a descriptive third person style. It's what works best for me, and has never failed in a roleplay setting... infact the reason I'm doing this is because I would get complimented all the time on how good of a roleplayer I am. So I hope the same is true when it comes to the stories.

I just want to contribute to the fandom in some way, even if it's more FAPPING material for some lonely, horny, furs. And again... There will, eventually, be some non-sexual stories... Well they may not be non-sexual all together, but they will not have the actual act of sex/lovemaking in them... It really all depends on what pops into my mind. I can be quite creative when I feel like it... So here's hoping I got a good idea going with the whole story thing.

*Ferrety tailpoofs and chitter dooks* ^_^

Have you ever had that urge to give someone the finger?

I mean like flip them off so hard that your middle finger literally flys off your hand and stabs that person across the room in the eye?