Pose/Stock Photo Requests.
Posted 9 years agoHello again,
I am still alive, I've been through a tremendous amount since I last posted in this site. But, to the short and sweet I am going to start by posting some stock photos. I take requests I have a decent weapons collection now so I will do a lot of hands for that sort of thing.
Enjoy.
I am still alive, I've been through a tremendous amount since I last posted in this site. But, to the short and sweet I am going to start by posting some stock photos. I take requests I have a decent weapons collection now so I will do a lot of hands for that sort of thing.
Enjoy.
I'm Still Alive
Posted 10 years agoHello again,
Just a little note, I'm still alive. Been moving a bit lately. My photography has taken off is some areas so I've been busy with that. Unfortunately do to this site's policies I can't post most of my work here to share.
I'm going to change my fursona up a bit and get back into drawing some more since that has taken a back burner but I am getting the urge once again.
Just a little note, I'm still alive. Been moving a bit lately. My photography has taken off is some areas so I've been busy with that. Unfortunately do to this site's policies I can't post most of my work here to share.
I'm going to change my fursona up a bit and get back into drawing some more since that has taken a back burner but I am getting the urge once again.
Inactivity
Posted 12 years agoHey Guys,
I know I've been a lurker for a while on this site and haven't updated much art. But, I've been rather busy with school, work, and various side projects. As you can see I've been doing some work with a motor sports magazine lately which has me doing some rather cool stuff.
Just a little FYI =)
I know I've been a lurker for a while on this site and haven't updated much art. But, I've been rather busy with school, work, and various side projects. As you can see I've been doing some work with a motor sports magazine lately which has me doing some rather cool stuff.
Just a little FYI =)
My fine $910.60
Posted 13 years agoThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
(What do I get for revealing what I have, and haven't done?)
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
(What do I get for revealing what I have, and haven't done?)
Update on life
Posted 13 years agoHey everyone,
One of the reasons I haven't been doing much lately is I qualified for Navy SEAL training and was offered to join. But, over the last few months the Navy and I have been going back and forth about an old injury. They finally came down and said I was medically disqualified to serve. =(
In other news, I'm doing alright in school though I am going to take the summer off. I also got a promotion at work =) which takes a bit of the sting out of losing my dream job.
I've moved into a new area =) it's still a little weird walking around at night because I lived at my old place so long. (i tend to bump into stuff at night now.)
Good quality females seem to be getting harder and harder to find around here though. I'm going for quality not quantity these days apparently my big pet peeve (not having kids already) is a quality not many of them seem to have. Those that don't have kids......well lets just put it that there's a reason for that.
I'm also open to answering any questions I'm in a bit of a talkative mood atm.
One of the reasons I haven't been doing much lately is I qualified for Navy SEAL training and was offered to join. But, over the last few months the Navy and I have been going back and forth about an old injury. They finally came down and said I was medically disqualified to serve. =(
In other news, I'm doing alright in school though I am going to take the summer off. I also got a promotion at work =) which takes a bit of the sting out of losing my dream job.
I've moved into a new area =) it's still a little weird walking around at night because I lived at my old place so long. (i tend to bump into stuff at night now.)
Good quality females seem to be getting harder and harder to find around here though. I'm going for quality not quantity these days apparently my big pet peeve (not having kids already) is a quality not many of them seem to have. Those that don't have kids......well lets just put it that there's a reason for that.
I'm also open to answering any questions I'm in a bit of a talkative mood atm.
Port-o-pot blues
Posted 14 years agoYep, at work I only have port-o-pots, so I figured it would be an appropriate time to write a journal.
I'm such a kinky bastard.
Posted 14 years agoSo, I was at a play party with a new group. I was the youngest person there. I had more toys and played harder than a lot of the people to the point of shocking people that have been doing stuff for a long time. =) I love being awesome.
Sadness
Posted 14 years agoSo, me and my girlfriend of three years just broke up last week. But it hasn't been until today that it's had a chance to hit me...
Stream Fail
Posted 14 years agoSorry that my internet failed, and the stream was lost.
Remember.
Posted 14 years agoI am an American, and I remember where I was today in 2001. I was in a classroom, watching and wondering.
Im still alive
Posted 14 years agoSorry, new job, new damn near everything, im only starting to get resituated
I swear im not dead!
Posted 15 years agoif anyone still pays attention here im not dead. I'm actually doing ok, my real life caught up with me in a big way. Girlfriends have come and gone, school continues, graduation is coming near, asvab taken, possible military career on the way. Photography really taking off. so yeah, all in all im doing good
I'm not dead, I've just been busy =)
Posted 15 years ago I know, I haven't been on steam or here in for-fucking-ever. I've missed talking to you guys. A lot has happened in my real life. We've hired a shit ton of new people at work since I was last on, all but 2 of them are now gone. I've not lasted at my work longer than all my bosses, due to the only one left that was there longer than me quiting. :( it was sad, she was the one that originally hired me.
Finals are next week, I'm going to pass all my classes even if I do poorly on my finals. Which is a major stress relief. Pardon some of my randomness, still a little buzzed from a pre -finals party. I've been listening to non stop ICP for the last few days as well.
OMG i want Assassins Creed II and L4D II but dont have the money for them atm. All of the weddings I was booked to photograph for this December have been canceled b/c of the couples breaking up =(. I've met some other furries IRL too, it's holy shit weird, I know one of them has an FA somewhere but I have to get his screen name. Especially where I live, we're really rare here.
****IMPORTANT PART BELOW HERE*****
I'm in love with the best girl ever! Yeah, I've been dating this girl for over a month, she has a few tattoos and peicings too. She games and we're just the perfect match, its unbelievable. She makes me get all gooey whenever i'm around her. This summer we're going to get an apartment together. I really think she is the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. =) She is the only person I have ever felt this way about, we've already been talking about our futures together, even talking about having kids someday.
Finals are next week, I'm going to pass all my classes even if I do poorly on my finals. Which is a major stress relief. Pardon some of my randomness, still a little buzzed from a pre -finals party. I've been listening to non stop ICP for the last few days as well.
OMG i want Assassins Creed II and L4D II but dont have the money for them atm. All of the weddings I was booked to photograph for this December have been canceled b/c of the couples breaking up =(. I've met some other furries IRL too, it's holy shit weird, I know one of them has an FA somewhere but I have to get his screen name. Especially where I live, we're really rare here.
****IMPORTANT PART BELOW HERE*****
I'm in love with the best girl ever! Yeah, I've been dating this girl for over a month, she has a few tattoos and peicings too. She games and we're just the perfect match, its unbelievable. She makes me get all gooey whenever i'm around her. This summer we're going to get an apartment together. I really think she is the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. =) She is the only person I have ever felt this way about, we've already been talking about our futures together, even talking about having kids someday.
100 truths
Posted 16 years agoQuiz: 100 truths
001. Name → Dimitri
002. Nickname(s) → wolfy, dick, AZ Mark
003. Status → it's complicated
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Russels Elementary (plus several others)
007. Middle School → LBMS (plus several others)
008. High School → UHS (plus several others)
009. Smart → the test said so
010. Hair colour → black
011. Long or short → short
012. Loud or Quiet →loud and proud
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → GIVE ME MY CAMERA!
015. Health freak → sometimes
016. Drink or Smoke? → the occasional drink
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → yeah
018. Eating or Drinking → nom nom nom, sorry what?
019. Piercings → nope
020. Tattoos → sorry, can't have any identifiable markings ^.^
FIRSTS:
021*. First Comic → Spiderman!
022*. First Video Game → NES Mario
023. First Mate → Carrie
024. First crush → Ummmm.... I cant remember
025. First best friend → Ummmm.... Can't remember either
026. First award → probably some school related one
027. First pet → A hamster
028. First big vacation → Talladega when I was 13
030. First big birthday → I never really had one
LASTS*:
031*: Last Mate → Christina
032*: Last Meal → Chinese
033*: Last Bought Video Game → WWII Aces - Wii
034*: Last Regret → I like to live life with no regrets
035*: Last Toy → I love me some nerf guns ^.^
036*: Last Job → retail!
037*: Last Show you watched → Some show on the history channel about Star Trek technology
038*: Last Town of Residence → Bear Point
039*: Last Crush → Kikko
040*: Last Accomplishment → Passing all my classes
KINKS*:
041*: Toys → vibrating *ahem* ring
042*: Porn → yes?
043*: Positions → Doggy Style, Stand and Deliver, Missionary, cowgirl
044*: Turn On → biting my neck
045*: Any Enhancements → all natural
INTERESTS*:
046*: Racing → yep
047*: Games → FPS, RTS, RPG's
048*: Books → Anne Rice ^.^
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Microwave Burrito
050. Drinking → Mountain Dew
051*: Thinking → Wow, It's getting late
052. I'm about to → getting another burrito
053. Listening to → smiling bob commercial
054. Plans for today → go to school, go to work, go home again
YOUR FUTURE:
055*: Vacation? → China, Japan
056*: Place of Residence? → Anywhere else
057*: School? → Finishing College
058. Want kids? → maybe someday
059. Want to get married? → Someday, not yet though
060. Careers → photographer
RANDOM*:
061*: Color → black
062*: Gum → Extra Green Apple
063*: Cowboy hat → nope
064*: Despised Art → "modern" art
065*: Weapons → adovat kalashnikov model of 1947
066*: Size → of what?
067*: Meat or Salad? → Mean
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
069*: Boobs or Butt? → can I has both?
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → whats the difference?
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → balance of both
HAVE YOU EVER:
078*: Went ass to mouth? → a little further north ^.^
079* Cried at a movie? → nope
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I currently can't find my glasses
081. Ran away from home → nope
082*: Created your own superhero? → nope
083*: Been Bi-Curious? → nope
084. Broken someone's heart → yeah, she was a stalker though
085. Been arrested → came close but no
086* Been humped in public? → yeah
087. Cried when someone died → once
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
088*: Scientology → hell no
089. Yourself → yep =3
090. Miracles → those I can make
091. Love at first sight → It happens
092. Heaven → hopefully
093. Santa Claus → I wish
094. Sex on the first date → =3 it happens
095. Kiss on the first date → =3 again it happens
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
096*: Have you cheated on your mate? → technically, though it was an open relationship
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → oh yeah
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life →no, but i like where it's going
099. Do you believe in God → It's a source of faith
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? yes XD
stolen from:
:TragicallyFlawed:
001. Name → Dimitri
002. Nickname(s) → wolfy, dick, AZ Mark
003. Status → it's complicated
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Russels Elementary (plus several others)
007. Middle School → LBMS (plus several others)
008. High School → UHS (plus several others)
009. Smart → the test said so
010. Hair colour → black
011. Long or short → short
012. Loud or Quiet →loud and proud
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → GIVE ME MY CAMERA!
015. Health freak → sometimes
016. Drink or Smoke? → the occasional drink
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → yeah
018. Eating or Drinking → nom nom nom, sorry what?
019. Piercings → nope
020. Tattoos → sorry, can't have any identifiable markings ^.^
FIRSTS:
021*. First Comic → Spiderman!
022*. First Video Game → NES Mario
023. First Mate → Carrie
024. First crush → Ummmm.... I cant remember
025. First best friend → Ummmm.... Can't remember either
026. First award → probably some school related one
027. First pet → A hamster
028. First big vacation → Talladega when I was 13
030. First big birthday → I never really had one
LASTS*:
031*: Last Mate → Christina
032*: Last Meal → Chinese
033*: Last Bought Video Game → WWII Aces - Wii
034*: Last Regret → I like to live life with no regrets
035*: Last Toy → I love me some nerf guns ^.^
036*: Last Job → retail!
037*: Last Show you watched → Some show on the history channel about Star Trek technology
038*: Last Town of Residence → Bear Point
039*: Last Crush → Kikko
040*: Last Accomplishment → Passing all my classes
KINKS*:
041*: Toys → vibrating *ahem* ring
042*: Porn → yes?
043*: Positions → Doggy Style, Stand and Deliver, Missionary, cowgirl
044*: Turn On → biting my neck
045*: Any Enhancements → all natural
INTERESTS*:
046*: Racing → yep
047*: Games → FPS, RTS, RPG's
048*: Books → Anne Rice ^.^
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Microwave Burrito
050. Drinking → Mountain Dew
051*: Thinking → Wow, It's getting late
052. I'm about to → getting another burrito
053. Listening to → smiling bob commercial
054. Plans for today → go to school, go to work, go home again
YOUR FUTURE:
055*: Vacation? → China, Japan
056*: Place of Residence? → Anywhere else
057*: School? → Finishing College
058. Want kids? → maybe someday
059. Want to get married? → Someday, not yet though
060. Careers → photographer
RANDOM*:
061*: Color → black
062*: Gum → Extra Green Apple
063*: Cowboy hat → nope
064*: Despised Art → "modern" art
065*: Weapons → adovat kalashnikov model of 1947
066*: Size → of what?
067*: Meat or Salad? → Mean
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
069*: Boobs or Butt? → can I has both?
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → whats the difference?
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → balance of both
HAVE YOU EVER:
078*: Went ass to mouth? → a little further north ^.^
079* Cried at a movie? → nope
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I currently can't find my glasses
081. Ran away from home → nope
082*: Created your own superhero? → nope
083*: Been Bi-Curious? → nope
084. Broken someone's heart → yeah, she was a stalker though
085. Been arrested → came close but no
086* Been humped in public? → yeah
087. Cried when someone died → once
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
088*: Scientology → hell no
089. Yourself → yep =3
090. Miracles → those I can make
091. Love at first sight → It happens
092. Heaven → hopefully
093. Santa Claus → I wish
094. Sex on the first date → =3 it happens
095. Kiss on the first date → =3 again it happens
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
096*: Have you cheated on your mate? → technically, though it was an open relationship
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → oh yeah
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life →no, but i like where it's going
099. Do you believe in God → It's a source of faith
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? yes XD
stolen from:
:TragicallyFlawed:
Shit [continued]
Posted 16 years ago Well, my sister and her fiance are done, they paid to get out of their apartment lease (we were surprised when he showed up with the money for his half). We've come to the conclusion that he was nothing more than a piece of redneck trailer trash.
My sister is moving back in with us, her dog Jake is coming with her ^.^ but, there has been a line drawn on the iguana. I haven't seen much of her lately so I'm not sure how she really is. (I keep very different hours than everyone else).
Yesterday she went out and bought a 2010 black Chevy Camero SS. It's a similar body style to the one used in "Transformers". It's a beast, and her payments are beastly. But, she doesn't have to pay so much in rent and utilities so it works out.
My sister is moving back in with us, her dog Jake is coming with her ^.^ but, there has been a line drawn on the iguana. I haven't seen much of her lately so I'm not sure how she really is. (I keep very different hours than everyone else).
Yesterday she went out and bought a 2010 black Chevy Camero SS. It's a similar body style to the one used in "Transformers". It's a beast, and her payments are beastly. But, she doesn't have to pay so much in rent and utilities so it works out.
.....shit
Posted 16 years agomy sister and her fiance broke it off, he was a cowardly piece of trailer trash. how's the best way to help her? I went over to her place tonight for some consoling, but i think the rest is yet to come.
damn you laptop
Posted 16 years agoMy laptop failed me again. It's battery is dead, so, it has to remain plugged in. The plug came out while i was drawing and talking to my friend Tragic. grrr......
ask yourself
Posted 16 years agoDon't ask yourself why.
Ask yourself Why Not?
Ask yourself Why Not?
Bad Behavior Meme Pt. II
Posted 16 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TxOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 24
[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 30
[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 44
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 62
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 70
I should be in jail, just shy of supposed to be dead. (personally I think I'm just fun)
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TxOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 24
[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 30
[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 44
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 62
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 70
I should be in jail, just shy of supposed to be dead. (personally I think I'm just fun)
Party on Party People
Posted 16 years agoRemember to:
Live everyday as your last
Love those around you with all your might
Laugh harder than you have before
Live everyday as your last
Love those around you with all your might
Laugh harder than you have before
It's been resolved
Posted 16 years ago My saga of messing around with an engaged girl has ended. I ended it, she was a bit tore up, she'll be alright. She came to work and tried to explain herself and get me to go back with her. She confessed feelings that she probably shouldn't have if she's getting married. I felt like shit, because I had some of the same feelings. I had to let her go though.
She came by the college the next day in her miniskirt and some fresh scratches on her leg. I saw the scratches and just left. I already let her know how I feel about people cutting themselves. So, I disappeared for several hours. When I turned my phone back on there were 17 missed calls, 6 voicemails, and countless text messages. (my phone will auto delete and mark messages as "duplicate" if it has one that says the same thing in my inbox).
Later that night, she came by my work. She stayed around until I went on break so we could talk. She explained to me about the scratches, that they were just the after effects of giving a cat a bath with no pants on. I'd heard her use the cat lie before. She was able to convince me it was the truth. After a few long talks, we reached an accord. We could remain friends.
After that, she confessed to her fiance. He took it better than I probably would have, their wedding is still on. Though, I believe I may have been fired as their wedding photographer.
She came by the college the next day in her miniskirt and some fresh scratches on her leg. I saw the scratches and just left. I already let her know how I feel about people cutting themselves. So, I disappeared for several hours. When I turned my phone back on there were 17 missed calls, 6 voicemails, and countless text messages. (my phone will auto delete and mark messages as "duplicate" if it has one that says the same thing in my inbox).
Later that night, she came by my work. She stayed around until I went on break so we could talk. She explained to me about the scratches, that they were just the after effects of giving a cat a bath with no pants on. I'd heard her use the cat lie before. She was able to convince me it was the truth. After a few long talks, we reached an accord. We could remain friends.
After that, she confessed to her fiance. He took it better than I probably would have, their wedding is still on. Though, I believe I may have been fired as their wedding photographer.
No Subject
Posted 16 years agoIf you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 7
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 3
[x] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] (watched)] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 8
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 3
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 8
[ ] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 7
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total: 11
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 5
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[x] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 59
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 7
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 3
[x] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] (watched)] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 8
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 3
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 8
[ ] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 7
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total: 11
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 5
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[x] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 59
No Subject
Posted 16 years ago• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
- Name: Dimitri
- Single or taken: It's complicated
- Sex Gender: Male
- Birthday: May 1989
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Black (natural not dyed)
- Eye color: Hazel green
- Height: 5'8"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Spencer's
- Favorite designer?: umm.....
- What is your sexiest outfit?: skin tight T-shirt and blue jeans or my all black suit
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: my boxers
- What do you usually wear?: whatever is on top of the clean pile
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head and Shoulders
- What are you listening to right now?: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Korn version
- Who is the last person that called you?: its the weekend so mom
- How many buddies are online right now?: none
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Good
- Girls' names: Sasha
- Boys' names: Dante
- Subjects in school: History
- Animals: Fox
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: Never
- Bungee jumped?: Not yet
- Made yourself throw up?: To get out of school
- Skinny dipped?: hee hee, yep
- Ever been in love?: yeah
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: nope
- Pictured your crush naked?: yeah
- Actually seen your crush naked?: yes, and had a picture
- Cried when someone died?: once
- Lied: who hasn't?
- Fallen for your best friend?: yeah
- Used someone?: yeah
- Done something you regret?: Oh yeah
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: blue jeans, thats all
- Desktop picture: looks like lighted billiard balls, that are reflecting each other
- CD in player: Bon Jovi
- DVD in player: Tripping the Rift, Season 2, disk 1
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: Kitty
- Hugged:Kitty
- You kissed: Kitty
- You IMed: ummm... maybe Tragic
- Talk to online: Tragic
- You sexed it up with: Kitty
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: To a degree
- Open-minded?: More than most people around here
- Arrogant?: On occasion
- Insecure?: I have my moments
- Random?: Yes.
- Hungry?: Yes
- Smart?: Everyone else thinks so
- Moody?: On occasion
- Organized?: I can find it, but not anyone else
- Shy?: Nope
- Difficult?: Sometimes
- Bored easily?: oh yeah
- Obsessed?: Not with anything at the moment
- Angry?: No
- Happy?: maybe
- Hyper?: when the caffeine kicks in i will be
- Trusting?: probably a little to much
• × • R A N D O M • × • (LOL!)
- In the morning I: Take a shower
- Love is: out there
- I dream about: I lose it after the shower
- Sexual preference: straight
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: her being on top
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Whichever I have
- Flowers or candy: Candy
- Tall or short: shorter than me
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Jeff Dunham
- Makes you smile: Kitty
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Kitty
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: nope
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nope
- Wish you were younger?: nope
- Cry because someone said something to you?: nope
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Twice that it really stung
- Of guys I've kissed: 0
- Of girls I've kissed: I cant remember...
- Of Cd's I own: Um...A lot
- Of scars on my body: One major, and countless minor
- Name: Dimitri
- Single or taken: It's complicated
- Sex Gender: Male
- Birthday: May 1989
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Black (natural not dyed)
- Eye color: Hazel green
- Height: 5'8"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Spencer's
- Favorite designer?: umm.....
- What is your sexiest outfit?: skin tight T-shirt and blue jeans or my all black suit
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: my boxers
- What do you usually wear?: whatever is on top of the clean pile
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head and Shoulders
- What are you listening to right now?: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Korn version
- Who is the last person that called you?: its the weekend so mom
- How many buddies are online right now?: none
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Good
- Girls' names: Sasha
- Boys' names: Dante
- Subjects in school: History
- Animals: Fox
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: Never
- Bungee jumped?: Not yet
- Made yourself throw up?: To get out of school
- Skinny dipped?: hee hee, yep
- Ever been in love?: yeah
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: nope
- Pictured your crush naked?: yeah
- Actually seen your crush naked?: yes, and had a picture
- Cried when someone died?: once
- Lied: who hasn't?
- Fallen for your best friend?: yeah
- Used someone?: yeah
- Done something you regret?: Oh yeah
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: blue jeans, thats all
- Desktop picture: looks like lighted billiard balls, that are reflecting each other
- CD in player: Bon Jovi
- DVD in player: Tripping the Rift, Season 2, disk 1
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: Kitty
- Hugged:Kitty
- You kissed: Kitty
- You IMed: ummm... maybe Tragic
- Talk to online: Tragic
- You sexed it up with: Kitty
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: To a degree
- Open-minded?: More than most people around here
- Arrogant?: On occasion
- Insecure?: I have my moments
- Random?: Yes.
- Hungry?: Yes
- Smart?: Everyone else thinks so
- Moody?: On occasion
- Organized?: I can find it, but not anyone else
- Shy?: Nope
- Difficult?: Sometimes
- Bored easily?: oh yeah
- Obsessed?: Not with anything at the moment
- Angry?: No
- Happy?: maybe
- Hyper?: when the caffeine kicks in i will be
- Trusting?: probably a little to much
• × • R A N D O M • × • (LOL!)
- In the morning I: Take a shower
- Love is: out there
- I dream about: I lose it after the shower
- Sexual preference: straight
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: her being on top
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Whichever I have
- Flowers or candy: Candy
- Tall or short: shorter than me
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Jeff Dunham
- Makes you smile: Kitty
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Kitty
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: nope
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nope
- Wish you were younger?: nope
- Cry because someone said something to you?: nope
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Twice that it really stung
- Of guys I've kissed: 0
- Of girls I've kissed: I cant remember...
- Of Cd's I own: Um...A lot
- Of scars on my body: One major, and countless minor
Bleh....(long story warning)
Posted 16 years ago I think I've fallen for this girl. The problem is that she's getting married in December. I'm her wedding photographer. We've been messing around for a few months and her fiance is getting slightly suspicious. He's also jealous because I can spend as much time with her as I want, and buy her whatever I please. We met at college and have known each other a while, so we are good friends that have bedroom fun too. Lately we've been getting more serious with each other, and I'm kinda stuck in a dilemma. Personally I think she's too young to get married anyways and they are having relationship problems with out me being there. But in the beginning I promised her that I would never ask her to choose or do anything that would outright make her loose her fiance. But, damn..... What should I do, and please refrain from calling me a snake in the grass.
Shuffle Meme (Korn- Hushabye)
Posted 16 years agoRULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Creed - My Sacrafice
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
System of a Down - This Cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Submersed - Better think Again
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
System of a Down - Bounce
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Audioslave - Exploder
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Seether - Six Gun Quota
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Tenacious D - Tribute
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
System of a Down - Soldier side (intro)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Godsmack - Sick of Life
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Seether - The Gift
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Audioslave - I am the Highway
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Creed - Freedom Fighter
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
AC/DC - You Shook me all night Long
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Staind - Reply
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Megadeth - Peace Sells
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Staind - Zoe Jane
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Stone Sour - Inside the Cynic
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Story of the Year - Message to the World
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Korn - Pretty
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Guns and Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Staind - Please
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Korn - Hushabye