chival is open for commissions!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/714790/
she's awesome both as a person and an artist, and is totally the queen of collaging & you should buy her shit.

Haha I don't think i remember doing this, but apparently I may have! Whatever.
This survey's about Bombat.


1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Not so much... We can have similar hair now that I've got my floppy mohawk, and Bombs has my piercings and stretched earlobes, but that's about as far as it goes. Bombs is generally long & lean, and irl I'm short and a little bit chubbsy.

2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
I don't really draw CLOTHES that often, but Bombs wears things that I would wear. I can't think of any clothing I have that I'm attached to enough to want to draw the exact outfit on her/him, though. Idunno I don't care much.

3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Yeah, I guess so! Basically I'm in a relationship [irl, i'm talkin] with someone who also identifies as genderqueer/genderless and I consider myself pansexual, so basically I don't give a shit what gender anybody is, everybody is hot to me! 'Cept my BB is most hottest.

4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
This question is worded very confusingly. ...If I were gonna make Bombs look more like me, then I guess I would just draw a fucking human.

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
I used to consider myself a therianthrope, and this made it INSANELY hard to come up with representative designs that I was happy with. It was way too confusing for me because I thought I was harboring 3 different animal aspects at one time - wolfdogthing, polar bear, and black panther. I always concentrated too hard on trying to put down to paper the shades/markings I saw in my head, at least for the canine. Polar bears and black leopards are easy, but I went through like 50 different versions of the Azzy dog. These days I just take the whole thing a lot less seriously. I still deeply love those 3 animals I mentioned, but I don't really believe I'm a therian any more, and admitting that has been really liberating. Bombat is awesome, I love him! He's not a representation of my inner self or anything, he's just a character that I use so that I don't have to draw my real self because humans are hard/boring. 8D

6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
I think it'd be a little creepy if Bombat was like "I'm a playa," and I didn't acknowledge my relationship within my own art... But yeah, I'm happily involved with  cryth and she has her own ..fursona-type-thing. And those two have like 50 BILLION alternate universes together and it is so much fucking fun, let me tell you. Between the two of us the ideas just don't seem to ever stop, and there are so many little stories going on in our heads!

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
I've never experienced it, but if someone drew like.. serious porn of their character with Cryth, fuck yeah I'd be pretty weirded-out. I think she would be too, though.

8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
Hey man, I'm actually pretty difficult to creep out - I've become somewhat desensitized to the weirdness of the furry fandom by now. But I don't really want to see porn of Bombat with any characters besides Cryth. Bloody gorey grossness? That's fine 8D weird extreme fetish porn is probably not so fine, but... ...whatever, really. I hope I don't regret saying that.

9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
I don't understand the question. Our personalities are the same, because basically Bombat is me but as a weird animal-thing. So whatever MY specialty is [i have no idea] that's what his would be too?

10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
Lol 9 out of 10 i guess, just for the fact that appearance-wise we are not very similar at all, because I mean hi I'm not really covered in fur.

I have seen lots of people making these thingies. I used to have one but i don't think there was always that 'follow' option, which makes it a LOT more appealing to me. thus, i have made one for art. if you watch my art LJ already then this is pointless! but if you have your own art blog or whatever, LINK IT TO ME. LINK IT TO ME GOOD. just comment here so i can follow you or whatever ok! <3 DO IT.

mine is here: http://3730701.blogspot.com/

Yep. A week from today, aka thursday the 2nd.
much more interesting [to me, anyway], MY BEBBY IS GOING TO BE HERE ON SUNDAY. SHE BOUGHT THE TICKETS -LAST NIGHT- AND IS FUCKING COMING HERE FOR A WEEK STARTING SUNDAY GJEHHRKJLKJl;kfsd. We had been hoping she'd be able to, but it all depended on what her father would say, and she finally got to talk to him last night, and. HKJfhkdskljsd. This is the only break she has from school for a while, so if she hadn't been able to come who knows when we could've seen each other again. SHE'S COMING YEAJGEYJGSHJ YAAYYYYYY GOD I STILL CAN'T REALLY PROCESS IT.
so that, along with packing and moving, means i will be pretty damned busy for the next week & few days. i don't know when we're even getting internet at the new place, actually... didn't think of that. oh well.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....n=Sarcomatosis
AW YEAHHHHH. i'm proud of him, he's my baaaayyybee. i don't raid or do pvp at all, so i'm happy that i've been able to get him to be such a good character while being a solo player. :B god i love playing DKs. my poor druid kitty never gets played any more. i want to make another DK. for no reason, i just like making characters, but NOOOO, only one per serrrrverrrr per acccooounnnttt, poop.

the end!!! gddskjaf god i can't believe i get to see my Glitchu. we were hoping, yes, but we really didn't think it was very likely to work out. GOD. this is the closest we've cut it, buying the tickets 3 days before the intended departure, whoah. FFFKHJHLlkjlkfsdljklskaldsf. God i am so fucking excited and happy. i haven't seen her since december. we've had to go longer than this before, but STILL I AM SO EXCITED hjkdkljasldfa;.

bust sketched with highlighter [choice of pink, green, or blue] and refined with sharpie. $10. choice of brown paper or white paper.

examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2099284
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2099271
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2099312



just lost my job, so any interest is reeeeally appreciated.

current queue-
 sirtrips digitally coloured pencil sketch [paid]
 kcravenyote transparent gif icon [inked, awaiting colour][unpaid]

if you enjoy feasting your eyeballs on pictures of adorable dogs you should look here:
http://abyssopelagic.livejournal.com/40048.html

yes. and i'm sure there will be tons of pictures posted every so often, because my job is awesome.

I wanna do it! All the cool kids are doing it. I have a mac and I'm not sure what options I have for some kind of recording program... I have iMovie, but it's the voice meme, not the..video-of-yourself-meme. i need something..free, hahah. any ideas?

i hate the word "meme"


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
friends list..where? like.. like LJ or something? yes def. ...

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
nacht

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
it all depends because of my hearing, i hate turning my back on the person i'm sleeping with, but i prefer to sleep on my good ear [yay oblivion] so i guess i need to sleep on that person's left side. but when i'm alone i kind of ...roll into the middle. my bed has a little void in the center of the mattress.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
i love beef but i don't eat it often. i'd prolly die if i couldn't eat chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i don't drive

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no

7. Shower or bath?
shower, but i sit down iin the shower [bathtub] and zone out for ages so it's kind of like a bath

8. Do you pee in the shower?
i.. ...i aim right at the drain :( I DON'T DO THIS A LOT, I SWEAR. my toilet has been broken before, what else could i do :c

9. Mexican or Chinese?
chinese. mexican is okay but not enough people have experienced the supreme deliciousness of latin cooking that is Puerto Rican food.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive is kind of preferrable, but i am adaptable and i keep ending up with meek little hos, so.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
yeuh

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not in person...??

13. Love or money?
yes please

14. Credit cards or cash?
i really only ever use my debit card.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
who wrote this thing.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
a 5 star hotel in the middle of nowhere surrounded by lots of trees and swamps and watery places would be nice.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
i, uhh. i guess a couch. not very weird.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
depends how much money, but yeah man.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
i would, but haven't [yet]

20. Ever been to a bar?
yes

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Hahahahhh um. i ...i don't ..THINK so...

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
OH NO NEVER [read: i have a girlfriend and she's hot]

24. Favorite drink?
white russian

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
...i probably paid to see that damn movie, let me fucking watch it.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
n.. oh wait yes once

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
hahahaha sex in the Greenpeace office or at a school for retards [the only places i have worked] no.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes

30. Have you been caught having sex?
nerp. dad came home while viva and i were naked one day though, but fortunately the layout of the house allowed me to throw her into the bathroom while i slammed my door and put on some clothes first, and then when he went into his room i shoved her clothes in at her through the door

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
...yes. :|

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
this is tame, yo. it ain' no thang. yall should do et.

1. I always list this one, so I don't even know if it still qualifies as a thing most people don't know about me, haha. Whatever: I'm basically totally deaf in my left ear, and partially in my right. With the combined hearing capabilities of left and right, I have about one complete ear, haha. I own hearing aids, but they're old and I never liked wearing them anyway. One is green and orange, the other is blue, because I'm awesome like that.

2. Another thing that I always use that people are probably like "yeah yeah old news," is that I'm Puerto Rican. Looking at me you would never guess it. My mother's whole family for a few generations is Puerto Rican, and I was born there myself. I look like my father's side, which can be traced back to Germany.

3. I'm too lazy to see if there's a word for it, but I have a serious phobia of ...kneecap-related injuries. I can't let myself think about them. I just can't deal with it. There's a lurking fear in the back of my mind every time I watch an action/horror movie or anything involving violence. I'm pretty fine tolerating all other types of violence/injury, but just. No.

4. I am mostly attracted to men [the vast majority of my crushes are on men], yet the only serious romantic relationships I've ever had have been with people who are [at least physically] female, and both times it's been me who first spoke up and said "hey I like you, DATE ME." I don't know why that is.

5. This is hard. I'm not very interesting. Ummm... I never learned self-discipline, and as a result I tend to fail miserably at most things in life that require large amounts of responsibility and diligence. ...Like college. :(

6. I'll pretty much jump at any chance I'm given to drink alcohol. I'm not proud of it or anything, but I'm also not an alcoholic, so I don't really feel bad about it.

7. I'm also very openminded in regards to drug use. That's different from saying I'm a druggie or a stoner, because I'm not. But I will try anything at least once.

8. I've gotten better about it, but I'm still horrible at handling large crowds of bustling people. I hate crowds, I hate the feeling of being in everybody's way, I hate not being able to move freely. I used to get panic attacks, but like I said, I'm better about it now. As a result I'm one of those fast-walking, impatient New Yorkers who's pretty expert at weaving through throngs of tourists.




i'm pretty boring, yeaahhh.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/602152/
Augh, god, I can't imagine how scary that must have been to see. X(
Every little bit will help, I'm sure~

So like. I... I just made my first auction:
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1007755.html
But I didn't know how to make it so that potential buyers can see the whole drawing that they're bidding on. I mean, as I was first creating the auction it had the 'upload image' field, so I uploaded my full saved jpg of the drawing. But then when I saved the auction, there was no image and nothing to click (that I could see), so wtf was the point of uploading that? What I did was I went after the auction was already made and uploaded the full version in my 'images' menu thing, and just edited the auction and chose it from the drop-down. Is that what you're supposed to do...? That seems weird and roundabout to me... Am I missing something? Azzy am confused.

Drawing seems to be becoming increasingly difficult for me. I'm not at all happy about this. I guess you could say it's like an art block, but the desire/motivation to draw has slowly diminished to the point where i really can't draw on command any more. It's depressing/worrying. My personal life is also pretty rough right now, and I'm under some stress and am dealing with my own [retarded] psychological issues. Does this excuse making you guys wait so long? ...No, it never does. I'm sorry I'm so slow. Once I finish my current queue of commissions I think I'm going to close up and not take any more, at least for a while. It's irresponsible of me to be accepting people's money and taking a billion years to give them the product they paid for.

I had the best new year's eve of my short little life!  epideme and I went to a little party at his friend Mylo's house, and it was sexcellent. Without the sex. Which is still "cellent." Which is enough for me. I never go to parties, like... fucking ever. But we smoked a bowl and ate chinese food, mixed our drinks in water bottles, packed those up and went to Mylo's and had a kickass time! Oh jesus, he got so drunk. This kid is so adorable when he's wasted, I swear to god. I was the designated walker. For once I remember everything. So yeah, happy new year! I couldn't care less about resolutions, and i know I wouldn't keep them if i tried to give myself any.
Live fast, die young? Works for me~

 ssirrus  f27  pleasedaspunch  onta  kiani  fabercastel  Iiji  capreolus [unfortunately no longer active?]  maguslupus  queue [OH GOD BUGS YES]

i love good art. show me some of your favourites too!!!

I'm broke. I need to not be broke. I know everyone and their mother is broke right now, so I won't be too surprised if I don't get many bites for this... I'm looking for a job but it's fucking hard right now. SO. I'm thinking that I could do some small portrait commissions if people would like.
What I am thinkingggg, is that it'd just be a bust [yeah - portrait, as in facial concentration] that i would colour digitally in photoshopppp. you could specify if you want me to do it in my moleskine [which would give that characteristic yellowish tint] or on regular white paper.


Any bites are SO very much appreciated. I hope I'm not taking too much onto my plate because i've got some other things that i need to finish up for other people, but I could really use the money. Unfortunately I don't have any examples of what I'm talking about with these, but you guys know my art, right?

Also still taking transparent head icon commissions, still $6 apiece! See here for info/examples, as well as info as far as what else I can do for you:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/514975/


PAYPAL: AZZERY[at]GMAIL.COM



Queue:
 kyande sketchuu/paid
 kcravenyote icon
 felissa icon/paid
 wolfenashes icon/paid
 bakkar icon/paid
 sirtrips full-body digital sketch/paid

before:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....1010008_-1.jpg


now:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....P1010005-1.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....d/P1010022.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....P1010070-1.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....d/P1010051.jpg FOOMF.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....d/P1010064.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....d/P1010067.jpg god i hate that cowlick.

I'm now a [fake]dyke with a mohawk. FFFFFFfff I missed having part of my head shaved, it feels so goooooood~
FEELS GOOD
I'm halfway to the land of dykedom, so I guess this is not much of a change.
DECEMBER 19 =  CRYTH IN MY ARMS. My grabby, grubby vice-like arms.
...it's awwwwwwright.

Heehee. Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys. I have great dfriends. one of them is  epideme and he's awesome. He gr8. Yeth. I'm at his house and we had some to drik adddnnnnd
fucking  blitzdrachen chimpanzee riding on a segway. thank you. i showed him and we can't stop singing it. every 5 seconds. fuck.
this is us
we're attractive
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/.....id/Photo49.jpg
this isn't weven right now, this is frm the last time we got drunk.
WE HAVEN'T TAKEN PIUCTURES TONIGHT YET
BUT WE WILL
BECAUSE I WILL MAKE US
but he's playing ocarina of time right niow
very important
serious business.

"i'm not drunk enough, i can still type."

ARE SO FUCKIN FUN.
It sort of bums me out that you can only have one DK per server, and that you can't make a DK unless you already have one character level 55 or higher on a server. I wanted to make a DK on the server that  vivadawolf switched to [she fucking left me], but since I have no characters on that server, I couldn't. Fuckin sucks. ANYWAY, i am so in love with deathknights and the only reason I want to make more than one is because I think the first 3 levels as a DK are insanely fun. I could do it over and over again.
My "main" character is still only 71 because I've been DKing it up too much. I made one DK and then realized her name sounded like everyone else's in the world [it was Arterias], so I made a new guy and his name is
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....n=Sarcomatosis
<3333 he's awesome. He's a hybrid of blood and unholy because I NEEDED to have the bloodworms talent. I needed it. I couldn't exist without it because of the awesomeness of the principle. But I will be using the rest of my points 'til 80 on Unholy because I also need permaghoul, but not quite as badly as I needed bloodworms. Anyway it's awesome, as I've said only 10000 times already, and DKs are good for me because they're so solo-friendly and I hate grouping. Especially now that I have almost no friends on my server I HATE YOU VIVA. I really need to get his herbalism up. I spent a while and got my cooking to 330something, which is gud because I love cooking. NEED HERBALISM WHY IS IT SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO LEVEL HERBALISM. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY 58 WHEN I STARTED IT AT FUCKING JOURNEYMAN. That annoyed me. I could just be lazy and not take any professions, but ...No, I can't do that. I can't have a character without professions, it's heresy to me.

Oh, cat in my lap. fucking stinky cat.

Showin' off for no good reason


http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....n&n=Loekar
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....&n=Barnard
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....n&n=Babari
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....amp;n=Maiostre <333
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....&n=Archaea
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....amp;n=Salassar
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-.....n&n=Lockar
also have a warrior i'm working up but he's level 9 so he ain' got no profile yet

DOOT DOOT DOOT


tegaki tegaki tegaki getaki
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/about.php?u=44981

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/uentries.php?u=44981
i would have maybe tried to DRAW something but my tablet pen is in my room and i am in the kitchen so. layzay. ahahah it took me long enough to actually make one of those things.

What I'm Offerin' Now:

$6 transparent gif/png head icons of your character. Examplez:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1696913/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1695561/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1652501/

$10 inked BUST of your character [as in, head and shoulders] add another character to the same picture for $5. Example:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1513247/

$15 sketch page of your character [likely will be a full-body study with some heads on the sides]
I don't have any examples of this specifically, but you guys know what my sketches look like, don't you?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1512709/ and just look around my gallery if you're still not sure.



I can only accept paypal:
azzery[at]gmail.com

I might end up closing these off at some point, but it really depends how many bites I get. This is open until I give notice otherwise~

I'M 21. Which is, in the US, nothing but an excuse to just get drunk more often. I can smoke, vote, and join the army - now I can drink, too! Hell yeah. My birthday was actually yesterday, but tomorrow are the festivities. Kidnapping  epideme,  vivadawolf, and two of my friends who don't have accounts here, and yay! I've got money and there's a liquor store two doors away from my house. I'm all set.

Ok, just to have my queue in a neat place because I'm really scattered and it's stressing me out a little bit. ("drawn" means that it's been sketched and inked and all that's left is the colouring)

Transparent head icons:
 heavyteeth
Gishx1 DONE
Tambourinex1 DRAWN
 Rogmonster
Rogmonsterx1 DONE
 kcravenyote
Kacex2 NOT DONE
 silverwing
SWx1 DRAWN [so i accidentally drew two because I thought you'd asked for 2, hon! Hahah! It's not a problem, I'll just show you both and let you pick which one you'd rather have coloured & iconized ]
 iatro
Iatrox1 DRAWN
Pwwkax1 DRAWN

Full-body pencil sketchu:
 kyandex1 NOT STARTED

Sketchu page:
 sevanenx1 oh god Jamz I owe you so much extra shit for making you wait this long.

Finished examples for any interested:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1582767/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1576539/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1652501/
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/52042149/624080
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/58300433/624080
http://azzua.deviantart.com/art/A-c.....heads-37682297

$6!! Drop me a comment here or note me if you're interested!

And a note to self, all of the above have been paid.

Idunno if any of you are interested, and I know a good few of you already watch that journal, but I posted pictures from my trip to see  cryth in Florida.
http://abyssopelagic.livejournal.com/38097.html

It's hard to get myself back into an artistic state of mind, kind of... I haven't drawn much at all in a while, but oh god yes I promise I will finish commissions. :heart: All of you who are waiting, your patience is amazing!