It's like a violent fucking Disney world, I can't think of anything better I can say about it. VIOLENT FUCKING DISNEY WORLD!

OK so i know he won on a bunch of issues and even without the legal weed Justin Trudeaux is a great guy, but the main reason myself and i assume many others voted for him was the legal weed. Buy it, Grow it, Sell it, Smoke it. All good... So whens this gonna happen? Also im still waiting on my tax return.

Just 2 more weeks till Dark Souls 3 (PC)

They say its the hardest one yet and I hope its hard as fuck.

Probably starting as Dex build dps class. Or might even go deprived since lower base stats is better if you respec.

Kinda wanna quit my job, although thats a probably a terrible idea. lol

ps add me on steam: Jotun87

So ya my boss told me today that hes switching my Thursday 11 am shift to later in the evening, I am super happy about this because that was actually my earliest shift each week. Now the earliest I have is 2 pm and that's only once a week. From now on I am totally staying up late every night and sleeping well into the afternoon, it suits me so much better. Im not entirely sure why, but when i stay up late I get super interested in whatever im doing, even sitting around playing games feels so much richer. Not sure why the entire population doesn't feel this way, perhaps its just my body's chemistry.

Today I realized that Deja vu is simply two different timelines overlapping at a similar event or location.

Also Undertale is awesome.

er... probably not.

MGS5 is coming out in like 10 days and am super excited. Am planning to play it on my PC and am hoping its not a total crap PC port that you see often in cross platform games such as the recent Call of Duty's (bad frame rates, glitches, etc on a machine with superior parts).

Its been awhile since I played any of these games, but am a huge MGS fan, MGS3 Subsistence being my favorite in the series. Big Boss is pretty much the baddest motherfucker of all time. Cant wait to see if MGS can maintains those unique little gameplay mechanics in a huge open world. :)

I just noticed today in the blinding heat of May that they still have that freaking banner up. FA is like that one trashy house in town that never got around to taking down their Christmas decorations. Lol

So I was browsing YouTube videos and found an adorable one of something called a Giant Day Gecko, see here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9CSj7LZUYQ. Anywho I am really exploring the idea of getting one but iv never owned a lizard or any other amphibians before and have a few questions... First of all how much is a reasonable price? What stores, sites sell them? Is it inhumane to get them in the mail? Where can I buy live food? Are they hard to tame? How long do they live? Is it poisonous if it gets eaten by a cat or dog (something I'd never want to happen). Again this is something i know very little about and any advice would be appreciated. Thank you for reading. :)

So last night I dreamt it was Halloween and we were all cosplaying starwars characters. I was Han Solo and everyone else was trying to kill me out of jealousy. Eventually they succeeded and I respawned as some sort of death like being. My vision was replaced with red dots almost like a radar and all I saw were my targets. Naturally I hunted them down one after another until it turned into some sort of blood/death orgy inwhich all I could feel was hatred and the desire to kill. This went on for quite awhile, it didn't end untill I was jumped by about a dozen angry Irishmen who proceeded to beat me to death. Then I woke up. I rate this dream 7 out of 10 because it was very original.

So ya im jumping on the bandwagon, the game got a high enough score that id feel bad if I missed out on it. Iv pretty much just started so if anyone else is planning on buying or is still fairly new at it please add me so we can group up and kill some stuff. My code is 2492-4635-8774 and name is Jotun. Happy hunting!

Have a drink or two or seven it really takes the edge off.
This horrid day is getting better, mine is anyways. :)

The best song to listen to while high on shrooms or any other drug is clearly "Pay the man" by the offspring. I threw approximately 4 dollars in loose change at him and told him to put it on, but him being a cunt refused my selfless and awesome request. Fuck him.

Clear your mind and give this a song a try.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jtGJaS_Pr4

I think I'm psychic when it comes to Simpson's episodes. I had that line stuck in my head all day at work today, then sure enough that episode is on today. This actually happens to me quite frequently.

Also why I hate football...
(guy #1 get the ball). (passes to guy#2). (is immediately tackled by guy #3)... This all takes place over the course of 10 seconds, then the announcers go over what just happens for a solid minute. Lather, rinse, repeat. JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY THE DAMN GAME!

Backster out.

Welcome to the next level y'all. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-jYNH946E

I still have hope for this dying franchise.

Were up to about 6 now. I think I found the entrance point (a big tube to the back deck that used to be hooked up to a dryer in the basement), thing is clogged now. We set a bunch of traps up in the basement ceiling panels and under the kitchen sink (where the droppings were). Earlier this evening I heard a loud snap and when I go to check it out there's a big fat one still struggling with it's face in a trap. I crushed the damn thing with a Swedish walking pole cause it seemed like a faster death. I sincerely hope that was the last one. It stinks like shit under the kitchen sink, if anyone is going to destroy my property value it will be me. Iv never killed anything larger than a fly before... It was unpleasant yet justified. Nevertheless these pests must die!

So for the last couple days I'm sitting down at my computer in the basement and every now and then I hear this freaky scuttling sound up above the ceiling panels. I think it's a rat or a squirrel because it sounds a hell of a lot louder than any freaking mouse. I hate infestation more than anything else, rats are truly frightening creatures, I remember at our old house I'd be sleeping in my room and just as I'm drifting off that fucking scuttling begins and wakes me the fuck up. I slam my fist against the walls or pound on the floor and they tend to stfu, but as I lower my guard and try to sleep they get active again. It's truly terrifying, they seem to know when I'm asleep almost supernaturally. Tomorrow I am totally gonna get some rat poison and coat it with peanut butter or salami (they love that shit) and annhililate the little bastards. This is so fucking frustrating, we bought this house a year ago and the home inspector told us it was clean, now it's fucking infested. I swear they like my scent or something, wherever I go I always seem to be subjected to this shit. My mom never notices any of this and basically tells me I'm crazy or having nightmares or something. Why is it me that they choose to haunt. I don't fucking get it. Death to all rats!

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gcc4QuZymGc

Anythings possible if your high enough :)

Now go play nintendo!

Weapon of choice?- broken beer bottle.

If you could murder anyone?- Katy Perry (that damn tiger song on the work radio).

Are you a bastard?- a legitimate one yes.

Famous last words?- shoot mortal! You are only going to kill a man!

Drug of choice?- booze, and the occasional spliff.

Favorite drink?- whisky and dr. Pepper

Any cool scars?- X shape above one eyebrow (I say knife fight, in reality drunken collision with furniture).

Brand of ciggaretes?- Pall Mall menthol kingsize (cheap ones).

Your genetic profile?- German and polish.

If you won the lottery?- buy a sweet house with a big ass pool, and never work again (obviously).

Favorite murder method?- knife made of ice (no prints or weapon period).

Your last meal?- souvlaki with Greek salad and sushi, lots of sushi.

If you had a superpower?- the ability to stop time and navigate freely through it.

If you could be any final fantasy job class?- berserker.

Hair colour?- orange.

Eye colour?- green.

Zodiac sign?- cancer.

What are you watching on tv?- game of thrones.

Biggest problem with video games nowadays?- too damn easy and overly complicated stories. I miss the simplicity and epicness of games like FF6.

Favorite pokemon in combat?- Togekiss w/ serene grace.

Cutest pokemon- pancham XD.

Desired vacation location?- either Antigua or south of France (love tropical locations that aren't totally ghetto).

Greatest invention in human history?- soap (I'm sorry Donnie darko I just had to steal this).

Worst invention in human history?- nuclear weapons (fuck you Einstein).

Xbox one, ps4, or wii u?- they all suck il stick with the oldies and a pc.

Why am I writing this?- drunk and bored.

Who did you vote for?- liberal all the way.

Do you like Rob Ford?- he keeps me entertained... what's next punch out a hooker? Lol.

Ok I watched this show for a long time a genuinely loved it but the ending to season 9 genuinely pissed me off. Season 8 had probably the best ending to any television show I'd ever seen, Renee is assassinated and jack goes nuts and kills a bunch of corrupt Russians in upper government positions for revenge (and I'm so glad he did). When he storms president Logan's motorcade decked out in full body armor and armed to the teeth I almost jizzed in my pants. He gets his revenge and then disappears into the shadows in what I would considder a perfect end to the series. Then season 9 comes out of left field (probably a shameless cashgrab for Kiefer who can't come up with any creative new show ideas.) Jack is back for a shoddy 12 episodes, it's not a bad plot (American drones being used against their allies ultimately in attempt to start a war with china, but the ending broke my heart and left a chance for another season for a great show that has clearly outlived it's creative usefulness. Audrey is shot dead by the chinese, after years of recoverring from her prior torture, Chloe is captured and is traded for Jack, which makes it pretty much impossible for them not to make another season. I ask you why not go out on a bang which they seriously did with season 8. I'm loosing patience and so is every other faithful viewer. (sad face).

I will probably take some flak for this totally pissed off rant, but here I go. It really pisses me off that people on unemployment make roughly the same amount of money as minimum wage workers without lifting a damn finger. Iv been down and out so many times and at the same time have never asked for any sort of special treatment, instead I bust my ass for a job that im not 100 percent crazy about, why? Because it seems more healthy and satisfying than living like a goddammed parasite sucking honest hard working people's tax dollars. I'm a living breathing mess and I more than qualify, but it would be a lie if I simply said I can't handle this. Because I can. What really bothers me is all these damn people with a mild case of depression sitting on there ass all day spending my tax dollars on booze and drugs and videogames, and car insurance (as if you have a job to drive to).

My suggestion may seem abit radical but I think it makes slot of sense.. Don't give these people a single dollar.. Instead provide them with a cheap apartment and enough food to make it through each day. No luxuries whatsoever.. If you want to get messed up on booze and drugs, EARN IT! I'm not paying for you to get lifted or buy a ps4 or whatever. I'm sure it's different in the USA where healthcare costs something but here? Wtf else does anyone really need aside from a roof over there head, a meal on the table, and all the friggin heart surgery you could wave a stick at.

Sometimes I think I should be living like you, and god knows I'm qualified.

omg its my first day taking the stuff and im alredy feeling results, its completely supressed my apatite, all iv had to eat today was a 6 inch pizza sub at subway and im not at all hungry at 10 oclcock tonight. humanity is saved!

I am seriously impressed with the game. It's a new school final fantasy with an old school twist, think the art style of ff9 with the character customization of ff5. The game is also quite difficult on hard (which is kinda important if you've been playing RPGs along as I have). Although I shy away from requesting help from other players in battle (feels like cheating), I still would like to add others for the sake of building my town.. If you want to add me, my fc is 2492-5635-8774.