I updated the AVAILABLE thing, finally, so you can see what's... available d:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7635215/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7635215/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7635215/

ALSO ALSO

I am gonna try RLY HARD to update my queue over the next couple of days ;_; Because that shit is just... months outdated ;_;

ALSO ALSO ALSO

I do have some warm up stuff to pass out and post, later, so that'll be happening

ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO

GO ENTER THE GIVEAWAY GAWD.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7787398/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7787398/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7787398/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7787398/

Some of you got to witness my traumatizing Manga Studio crash after I didn't save last night. THANK YOU FOR HOLDING MY HAND AND LETTING ME CRY ;_; I'm still pretty salty about it /:

Speaking of! Thanks for joining me in stream My voice is coming back, so hopefully the stream later, I'll be able to turn on the mic. Cuz... how freaking boring was that [x

THEN YOU, TOO, WILL GET TO HEAR ME HEAR PURPLE LAMBO FOR THE 9849058492058th TIME.

I added a few YCHs. Bear in mind they won't be started til the 15th. Which.... isn't that far away, but still! Just want to give a heads up in case you were interested.

BUT YEAH! Thanks for joining me in stream last night, and hope to see you again when I stream, later!

WHY YOU GOTTA STEAL MY STUFF YO

I mean, sure, my poses are sick af but c'mon

This is happening with increasing frequency _ _;; idgi. Imitation, flattery, whatever yo. idgaf if you use my shit to inspire something, show to another artist cuz you wanna get something similar, I'm totes fine with that. cross my heart. Credit when you post the result for the inspiration would also be nice. But damn when an artist practically copies it... *sobs quietly*

LOOK MY DOPE POSES ARE BASICALLY ALL I'VE GOT [x

MORAL OF THE STORY: idk, don't all but trace my shit, plz. If you dig my poses, but not my art, I'm happy to do a sketch for you if you want an artist who's actually good to, like, refine and finish it for you. If you go another route and get an artist to match a pose, please at least credit//link back? If the artist you picked fucking traces me then, you know, fuck that noise. A POX ON THEM.

CARRYING ON. My hand is still shaky. So I'm just doing a bunch of sketches so I like... get back into shit. And shit. So hi.

Gonna be drawn' some scribbles here in a bit, link me your female characters and I may doodle somethin'
RULE: be ok with NSFW, my warm ups are almost always sin.
PS--Can gender bend.

To "celebrate" my tablet's 'return', I'M GONNA DO A THING.

I have to finish up some stuff for  Wallaby_Jango [ DONE ] and  Fhuzky [ DONE ] and a thing for  ShardWalker [ DONE ] and I have to finish my last giveaway thing [ DONE ]

BUT after I'm done with that all, I wanna do a thing.

A THING.

WITH BAST.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21012126/

In her Neko form. Cuz I wanna do a Feral thing. Or just a size difference thing. EITHER WAY, I wanna do a thing with her, break her in.

Comment here if you wanna do a thing with Bast!
Comment on if you wanna do a feral thing with Bast or a size difference thing with Bast or a _____________ thing with Bast!
Comment on whether I should go see Suicide Squad!
Comment here with your ref, male, female, misc, ALL WELCOME.
Comment on whether you're watching me or not!

THINGS TO NOTE:
This particular thing isn't gonna happen til I'm caught up with the aforementioned things. This is gonna run a while--it'll close SEPTEMBER 15th. After that, I will give it 2 weeks after I get refs. So that means it'll be done in three [x

PS ILOVEYOU

MY TABLET BROKE!

but I'm back! with a new tablet! cuz this one was NOT that old and... just a stupid amount of money _ _;;

SOOOO I have two more things to finish butttttt yeahhhhhh HI GUYS I MISSED YOUUUU

I also have a stupid amount of things to upload, some of which I've already uploaded, but there's more... but I'll torture you with them later d:

Stream will probably be around 6 or so PST! [ok, being honest, more "or so" than "around" d: ]

Hope to see you all I've missed streaming for you!!!

ETA: Due to a thing, I have to push it back from around 6PST [PM hahah] to... much later /: still planning on streaming but... yeah.

As for the "thing", uhh... not.. not a bad thing crazy, right?

*OBLIGATORY GIF*

I have a big ol’ backlog of stuff to upload, but I’m still here and working d: In fact, I’ll have a couple of YCHs to upload, as well [including *THIS* from a few weeks ago]. I’m hoping to have that all done within the next few days.

…assuming Legion doesn’t consume me [x

ANYWAY ILU

SUPER DUPER PROMISE to stream on Friday!!!!!

So yeah uhhh... things kind of... exploded here, after my last post [some of you who follow me on HellKitten will have kind of witnessed a tiny portion of it] As such I am proving to be woefully inadequate at balancing huge, mega explosions with arting. Still, I have been arting, I just haven't had a chance to post anything. Or stream. Sigh. BUT... well... in theory, assuming the next two days go as planned [PLEASE go as planned, I NEED a break], I'll be back up and running and streaming regularly and taking a week to do things instead of a fucking month ;_; Because that's just unacceptable.

Seriously, things have been so shitty here, I skipped my TOP concert. And if you know me at all, you know that's just... not me. ;_;

I miss chatting with you, all I'm so very eager for my next stream. I have no idea what I'll stream but I don't even care. I just wanna hang out. Maybe I'll just draw some random, silly shit. Who knows. Regardless! Yeah... keep your fingers crossed for me that I finally catch a break

I'm going to be streaming today, still--that's still on, but the catch is the stream won't be starting til late this evening and go on through the night til the wee hours of the morning. I had no power yesterday [thanks electric company!] so I'm scrambling to get where I was supposed to be at this point ;-; V.ANNOYING. But that means I haven't slept yet, so... even being an insomniac, I can't swing this many days without sleep. SO! Basically I'm gonna go lie down and hopefully pass out for a couple of hours, THEN stream d: PLUS TOMORROW IS MY BDAY! YAY! SEND PRESENTS d;

To all waiting on stuff, don't worry, I still will have everything done by Tuesday as planned FRET NOT MY PRETTIES! If that changes at all, I will post or note

tl;dr Stream is still on, but isn't gonna start til later this evening

Everything will be done by Tuesday, latest. I had a few things explode around here, soooooo.... yeah. Still, feeling good about finishing everything by then.

I WILL BE STREAMING ON FRIDAY. It'll probably be another 10+ hour stream. It will also probably have a freebie, depending on my workload at that point. I'll be doing flats//shading in theory. We'll see

Just wanted to give an update since my normally talkative self has been so damn quiet--NO I DIDN'T DIE. Quit touching my stuff! d:

ETA! It's  Wallaby_Jango's Birthday today! Go give our official Guinea Pig and BadStoryTeller™ some birthday love!
Also tits.

Ok, so I never did stream. Sorry about that. Stuff's been absolutely fucking bonkers around here the past few days... and will be for the next few /: Sorry about that. I definitely won't be able to stream tomorrow... probably not the day after, either... but I'll try to pop on maybe Friday or Saturday. idk.

Slowly but surely working my way through my queue _{that I still really, desperately need to update grrr} whenever I get a few minutes. I'm not behind schedule, but I'm not as on top of things as I'd like to be. If you think something's taking too long on my end please don't hesitate for a moment to contact me. I don't bite _[much...] and I want to hear from you guys. You're all the whole reason I'm here and I appreciate each and every one of you. It's important to me that you always know how important you are to me and how grateful and appreciative I am of you and your bizarre, twisted tastes d:

My door is always open. I may take a bit to respond [and I'm sorry about that], but I will respond. No comment or note is unappreciated. That, and I have a horrible memory, so chances are good if you think I've forgotten something, I may actually have forgotten something d: So yeah.

Uhm... that's it. It's freaking... almost 3AM so... bed time.

Someone remind me to actually update my Trello. It's months out of date >_<

But first, a nap d:

I MAY be streaming later. I'm feeling less like death and I've got a ton of work to get done. Most of it lines _ _;; Which always goes faster with company... so... yeah. Gonna try to get some streaming in.

+ How the hell did I get 400something watchers?! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM?!!

Soooo... I may have gotten carried away doing size play stuff.

I have two more I haven't uploaded as yet x: Don't want to flood the place [x Plus, you know, I want to finish these, first x: Did NOT expect them to go so quickly o: [Thank you all for your interest in them ]

But here's a sneak peek!

Small Hours:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9nck78tlu.....hours.png?dl=0

All the Small Things:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tw2bcy9k5ady5q1/allthesmallthings.png?dl=0

[they're totes available early via bribe, JUST SAYIN']

I'm NOT opening them, yet. Next week, probably. There's another one that I've got in the works, it's a YCH with a character, it'll be size play and hot af.
...and ofc I'll probably throw in some feral here and there. Cuz that's how I do. I'm luckily going to be working on Sketch 10 here, soon, which is feralxanthro AND size play, so super stoked about that

ANYWAY uhh... yeah. Imma go... sleep... or something... maybe... must... stop drawing size difference stuff *eye twitch*

ETA: What kinks would you like to see, next?

Alright, I'm opening this bitch up.

Comment here for a chance at Two Buck Sketch.

Examples:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20338941
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20360710/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20361169/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20372743/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20374054/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20375642/

I'll have this journal open until I'm not sick, basically. At the end of it, I'll RNG five slots.

Bear in mind.

These are two dollar.
They could be anything from full body to bust to... whatever. DOUBTFUL that they will be headshots. Like 99.99% certain.
They will be naked. No clothes.
Artist choice. I do what I want. Feel free to tell me something your OC would NOT be doing but.. that's about it.
You can pay more if you want, I'm not going to stop you.
You just can't pay less [as it is, I essentially get nothing with the PP fee d; THIS IS PRETTY MUCH A GIFT [; ]
Colour option IS available BUT it will take bribery.
You'll need to pay within 12 hours otherwise I'll move on to the next.
These will take up to 2 weeks to complete. So... bear that in mind.
If you've already gotten one of these cheapie sketches in the past 30 days, you can't get another one until the next 30 day round begins


Good luck, have fun, etc. etc.

So, all done with the buck sketches. I wasn't going to colour any of them. But... I ended up colouring all of them _ _;; fml.

I'd open up some more, but I just got home from the ER a few hours ago and I'm going to go crash for a day or two. I'll be on to close the YCH tomorrow at some point but.... yeah. Not ready to add anything to the plate.

Next round will be two bucks. I'll open 'em up for raffle after I stop feeling like I'm going to die.

Hope you all have the absolute best weekend!

Sketch slot winners areeeee:

9  Masterful COMPLETE
7  JazzRune COMPLETE
1  Nska COMPLETE
4  afrisch COMPLETE
5  Scarlet-Drake COMPLETE

Send yo dollah [[ https://www.paypal.me/hellkittenx ]] and yo ref and yo absolutely do NOT do and I'll get to work

Would anyone be interested in kemonomimi-fying their OC?

I enjoy doing them but I typically only have done felines. I'd like to do other things, too. See exactly what species I can turn into a kemonomimi x:

Show me what you got

Alright, I'm opening this bitch up.

Comment here for a chance at a Buck Sketch.

Example:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20338941
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20338941
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20338941

I'll have this journal open for 24 hours, basically. At the end of it, I'll RNG five slots.

Bear in mind.

These are a dollar.
They could be anything from full body to bust to... whatever. DOUBTFUL that they will be headshots. Like 99.99% certain.
They will be naked. No clothes.
Artist choice. I do what I want. Feel free to tell me something your OC would NOT be doing but.. that's about it.
You can pay more if you want, I'm not going to stop you.
You just can't pay less [as it is, I essentially get nothing with the PP fee d; THIS IS PRETTY MUCH A GIFT [; ]
Colour option IS available BUT it will take bribery. EXAMPLE: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20338956/
You'll need to pay within 12 hours otherwise I'll move on to the next.
These will take up to 2 weeks to complete. So... bear that in mind.

Good luck, have fun, etc. etc.

Opening up some stuff! Huzzah!

First, there's a YCH auction thing! Feral x Anthro action [hey, it's been, like, a couple of weeks since my last FxA piece, don't judge me!]

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20337506/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20337506/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20337506/

Next, opening up ONE commission slot.

Custom, non-YCH style. These do not happen often, because A) I have like a zillion sketches I’ve already done and would like to eventually finish and B) I tend to freak out about them. So… who knows when I’ll do ‘em, again x: These will take about 2 [3?] weeks to be completed. Probably less, but at least plan on two-three weeks.

■│╠══ base prices══╣│■
These are the minimum prices for any of my “commissions”. Feel free to pay more if you think what you get is worth it.
$10 min per character [coloured rough sketch -=X-=]
$15 min per character [lines -=X=-]
$20 min per character [flats, either rough sketch or lined -=X-=]
$25 min per character [finished -=X=-]
$35+ min for ref sheet. Base varies on what you want [how many views, expressions, etc.] -=X=-]
$25 min for Character Design. Will typically include a sketchy ref sheet and some sort of pinup of the character in varying finished states of completion -=X=-
$25+ min for a BadStory™ to go with your piece. Base price varies on what you want [how many words, etc.] -=X=- payable to  Wallaby_Jango—you’ll need to hammer out details with him!]
If you want to use one of my characters, you can knock some off the cost [Anywhere between 0% and 50%, depending]

■│╠══ additions══╣│■
Complex Markings, Tattoos, wings, overly complex horns//antlers add $5
Internal//alt view add $5+ [Bear in mind it may not always be possible]
Rush add $5 per character to the price if you need it done quickly or by a specific date. The cost of this varies, depending on my current workload in conjunction with how quickly you need it done. It’s a bit steep because I’d prefer not to have to do this.
Private Piece +$15 I will not post the image in any of my galleries publicly.

■│╠══ payment══╣│■
50% Payment via Paypal due when your piece is claimed. Balance is due within 24 hours of the completion of your piece. When you send payment, please also put only your username in the notes. That’s all I’ll need to keep track of things.

Important Note: Please send as services with no shipping required.

■│╠══ time frame══╣│■
Typically it only takes me a day or three to complete a piece. HOWEVER, as I have mentioned, I’ve an incredibly busy home//work life, plus little people meandering around so obviously I can’t sit around in front of them drawing dicks all day. So it may take longer. There’s also the problem that—while I am taking commissions—I do this for fun//enjoyment//relaxation, so my inspiration often takes me in an entirely different direction. And sometimes it stays there for a few days. I don’t want to start hating arting. It’s really a massive release for me. So I will continue to work at my weird ass pace. Having said all of that, I try to have everything done within a week or two. If it’s a freebie, maybe longer. Basically if at any point you feel like it has taken too long, drop me a note [though I try to update my journal a couple of times a week so you all know where I am] For these specifically, count on about 2-3 weeks. It’ll most likely be less, but plan on that.

■│╠══ cancellations and refunds══╣│■
Stuff happens. I get that. If stuff happens, please let me know as soon as you can. If something is coming up, or if you find you just don’t want the thing anymore, please please let me know and cancel before I get a sketch done [before I modify a rough sketch in the case of a scrap purchase] for a full refund. You’ll get a 50% refund if I’ve already started your piece. If your piece takes longer than the time frame I stated at the time of “purchase”, regardless of what stage it's in assuming that you have provided your deposit and refs in a timely manner [ie: within 24 hours of ‘purchase’], you are entitled to [and will be given] a full refund. You can choose to wait longer if you like, but at that point you more than deserve your money back.

■│╠══ dos and don’ts══╣│■
I have a few things that I won’t draw because—no offense—I’m super not into them. Alternately, there are things that I find that I simply cannot draw. Birds, for instance. I would love to be able to draw birds. I cannot. I can try for you—but I can’t guarantee it won’t look like utter shite. I can almost promise it will look like utter shite, if that helps. Things that I will not draw are few and far between. I won’t draw anything with any underage anything. I won’t draw choking. I won’t draw shit. Vomit is also super never going to happen. Also slugs. Sorry for the three people in the world who have slug OCs. I cannot help you. Things that I don’t draw but wouldn’t mind [and would potentially even enjoy] vore, hypno, gore… uhh… anything that isn’t listed above, basically? If it’s on that list, I ask for a bit more time, since I’m not familiar with drawing the subject matter, so it may [will] take more time to complete. Also I suck at clothes. Fabric, in general. I'm decent with latex//leather but... that's about it.


Need more info? Check the FINE PRINT! Still need more? Note me d:

Comment to claim a slot. This will only be open for 24 hours. If they don’t go by then, we’ll try again at another time d:

Third! I'm going to be doing some $1 sketches. They'll be NSFW and they'll be super SUPER simple. May be full body, may not be, it's 100% artists choice. I mean, they're gonna cost a buck. So... yeah. I DO WHAT I WANT. I'll be opening about 5 of them. Sure, you can pay more than a buck, but they... are a buck. It won't be first come, first served. I'll open them when I get the example posted [either later tonight or tomorrow morning] I'll leave the post up for a day or two and RNG for the five I do. So keep an eye out for that.

Annnnnd.. I think that's it. I'm actually sick, hence the lack of streaming, so yeah. THAT'S FUN. Hope you guys are all well!

Thanks for joining in on that mini stream You guys reallllllllly know how to make the time fly [x



Got one sketch done in stream and some linework. I'll post, later. For now I need to get some work-work done d:

Thanks, again!

Again! Wonderful stream! I have an amazing time You guys really make the hours fly by I don't even know how long this one was... like... 12 hours or something stupid [well, I did take an hour break in there so... not as much. STILL.]

Thanks everyone who was able to stop by I really enjoy your company ^^;;

Feel free to ignore this journal, I just realized how disorganized things were the other day, and I wrote this and... didn't actually post it x: SO! Yeah. Old post is old.

■│╠══ available ychs══╣│■
updated as of 15.08.16

☉circuit☉
☉motivation☉
☉squish☉ CLAIMED * COMPLETE
☉a bit unclean☉ CLAIMED * COMPLETE
☉a little perspective☉ CLAIMED * COMPLETE
☉joke's on you☉ CLAIMED * COMPLETE
☉mount up☉
☉angles☉ CLAIMED * COMPLETE
☉small hours☉
☉besties☉
☉shibari☉ PROMO * COMPLETE
☉just the tip☉
☉sketch 07☉
☉sketch 06☉
☉sketch 00☉

■│╠══ available adopts══╣│■
updated as of 15.08.16

☉magma☉ ^base
☉tidal☉ ^base

Hey, you all can trust me, now! Woohoo! d;

DAMN NOW I CAN'T RUN AWAY WITH ALL THOSE DOLLAH BILLZ. *pouts*

Seriously, tho, thank you You're all the very best

I will be streaming today. At some point. I woke up later than I should have, so I'm running about 2 hours behind. Let me try to get things sorted so that I can stream I'll post when I'm finally able to get up and running!

Again, thank you!!!

ETA: I have company and they're loud so I probably won't be streaming until later this evening, sorry everyone ;_; I'll make it up to you, promise

I'll be streaming some things probably later tonight or I may just wait to pull off another insanely long stream tomorrow. Depends on these small people whether or not the mic will be hot, though... so we'll see d: Either way, a stream is definitely happening either today or tomorrow or both. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR MY COLOUR PICKLES!

In stream, I'll be lining a few pieces, then moving on to flats and such. Boring stuff, but you're welcome to hop in and keep me company ^^;; Makes the time fly by d: Chances are strong that I'll be offering a freebie at some point. Same as last time. I'll have a sketch up that I've been working on and I'll... offer it to someone. So have your refs ready! May be male, may be female, will be solo, will be NSFW. I can genderbend but I won't really change body type much, if at all so... yeah. I'll see if I can't get a sketch up of what I'll be offering in stream so you can be prepared.

Have a few YCH things open at the moment, take a peek [:

Uhhh... yeah, that's pretty much it! OH! And thank you to everyone who has recommended me for  Trusted-Artists! I'm one nomination away from being trusted! UNTIL THAT POINT, YOU CANNOT TRUST ME. [; Seriously, thank you for taking your time to fill out the form and recommend me You're the best! I OWE YOU COOKIES!