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General | Posted 9 years agoI have a problem that's been bugging me for a while. And it has to do with fashion. Or the lack of fashion. Or the partial lack of fashion on someone trying to be fashionable.
My animal-people brethren, I ask of you this question: why do some of us wear clothes but others don't? And why do still others wear half-clothes? I see animal-people jaunting around with zero clothes and then minutes later a gaggle wandering about in pants-suits. Others run through forests jumping fences and dodging trees in nothing but their shirts, apparently trying to get away from their knickers. And why? Aren't the pants the important bit? Who decided it was more appropriate to rob the rich pants-less instead of shirt-less? This all seems very backwards in comparison to normal society. We don't head to the beach in our best tank-tops, sans speedo. Does this make the tank-top the cartoon equivalent of a speedo? And what are all these animal people concerned about hiding up around their nipples? Do they even have nipples?
Maybe it all has to do with genetics? For many years I never thought animal-people even had private parts. Maybe they were all showing off their genetic superiority by doing away with trousers? "Sure I might have nipples, but check out my smooth crotchal-zone." But then along came the Furries with their anatomically-correct underpants areas and brought their shameful clothing with them.
Perhaps this all has to do with cultural differences instead? Maybe in parts of Europe anamorphs roam the streets completely nude with their smooth furry bodies, while visiting tourists from the West tout the more conservative T-shirt only. Then those weirdos from Japan show up fully clothed. Never trust a fully clothed animal person.
There may be major cultural clashes in the cartoon world between the clothed, unclothed and bi-clothing-curious. The unclothed may look upon the clothed with distrust and anger regarding their body-coverings. What are they hiding? How will seeing animals wearing clothing AFFECT THE CHILDREN? Oh God, little Tommy is wearing a HOODIE? You do know that shirt-wearing is the first step towards becoming clothing radicalized!
Why must the cartoon creators taunt us with these questions? I'm starting to think we should just leave the animal people alone to decide what amount of clothing they are most comfortable with. Unless you have a glowing rod, then put some pants on.
Plushies though. NEVER trust a plushie wearing clothes. NEVER. Barbarians!
My animal-people brethren, I ask of you this question: why do some of us wear clothes but others don't? And why do still others wear half-clothes? I see animal-people jaunting around with zero clothes and then minutes later a gaggle wandering about in pants-suits. Others run through forests jumping fences and dodging trees in nothing but their shirts, apparently trying to get away from their knickers. And why? Aren't the pants the important bit? Who decided it was more appropriate to rob the rich pants-less instead of shirt-less? This all seems very backwards in comparison to normal society. We don't head to the beach in our best tank-tops, sans speedo. Does this make the tank-top the cartoon equivalent of a speedo? And what are all these animal people concerned about hiding up around their nipples? Do they even have nipples?
Maybe it all has to do with genetics? For many years I never thought animal-people even had private parts. Maybe they were all showing off their genetic superiority by doing away with trousers? "Sure I might have nipples, but check out my smooth crotchal-zone." But then along came the Furries with their anatomically-correct underpants areas and brought their shameful clothing with them.
Perhaps this all has to do with cultural differences instead? Maybe in parts of Europe anamorphs roam the streets completely nude with their smooth furry bodies, while visiting tourists from the West tout the more conservative T-shirt only. Then those weirdos from Japan show up fully clothed. Never trust a fully clothed animal person.
There may be major cultural clashes in the cartoon world between the clothed, unclothed and bi-clothing-curious. The unclothed may look upon the clothed with distrust and anger regarding their body-coverings. What are they hiding? How will seeing animals wearing clothing AFFECT THE CHILDREN? Oh God, little Tommy is wearing a HOODIE? You do know that shirt-wearing is the first step towards becoming clothing radicalized!
Why must the cartoon creators taunt us with these questions? I'm starting to think we should just leave the animal people alone to decide what amount of clothing they are most comfortable with. Unless you have a glowing rod, then put some pants on.
Plushies though. NEVER trust a plushie wearing clothes. NEVER. Barbarians!
Oh the places you'll go.
General | Posted 10 years agoI love me.
So I decided I should be in way more places so more people can see why me is so woot. Like, Super woot.
You can even ask me questions on Tumblr now. Because that wont go horribly wrong.
So this is where you can find me. Come find me.
Please come find me.
Seriously. I think i'm lost.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BadFurry
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BadFurry
Tumblr: http://bad-furry.tumblr.com/
Furry Network: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/badfurry/
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~badfurry
So I decided I should be in way more places so more people can see why me is so woot. Like, Super woot.
You can even ask me questions on Tumblr now. Because that wont go horribly wrong.
So this is where you can find me. Come find me.
Please come find me.
Seriously. I think i'm lost.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BadFurry
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BadFurry
Tumblr: http://bad-furry.tumblr.com/
Furry Network: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/badfurry/
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~badfurry
BLFC meme
General | Posted 10 years ago1. are you going?
Yes.
Yes.
Welcome and Shirt Wars!
General | Posted 11 years agoWelcome to my new account!
I pee'd on it. It's mine now.
AND OMG SHIRTS START TOMORROW!
Okay,
I've never been that good at dressing myself, but i thought maybe I'd give this a shot. Then i'll at least have some T-shirts to be able to dress myself with. One step at a time dudes.
I'm not one to do things without a little bit of grit and grime, so i'm starting up T-Shirt Wars.
It's sort of like Robot Wars, but with less robots and more snazzily dressed strangers. As long as you consider people in T-Shirts snazzily dressed. And really, it's one step up on me already... i just keep my suit on 24 hours a day.
The battles begin this Saturday the 28th at high noon. There will be 2 shirts on the site for 2 weeks. At the end of the two weeks one design will perish forever, and the other will carry on to face a new challenger! A TOUGHER CHALLENGER. MAYBE ONE WITH PRE-SHRUNK COTTON FIBRES.
Check it out here: http://www.badfurryshirts.com
Let the best t-shirt be worn, and may the battle for your torso begin.
-Bad
I pee'd on it. It's mine now.
AND OMG SHIRTS START TOMORROW!
Okay,
I've never been that good at dressing myself, but i thought maybe I'd give this a shot. Then i'll at least have some T-shirts to be able to dress myself with. One step at a time dudes.
I'm not one to do things without a little bit of grit and grime, so i'm starting up T-Shirt Wars.
It's sort of like Robot Wars, but with less robots and more snazzily dressed strangers. As long as you consider people in T-Shirts snazzily dressed. And really, it's one step up on me already... i just keep my suit on 24 hours a day.
The battles begin this Saturday the 28th at high noon. There will be 2 shirts on the site for 2 weeks. At the end of the two weeks one design will perish forever, and the other will carry on to face a new challenger! A TOUGHER CHALLENGER. MAYBE ONE WITH PRE-SHRUNK COTTON FIBRES.
Check it out here: http://www.badfurryshirts.com
Let the best t-shirt be worn, and may the battle for your torso begin.
-Bad
Art Dump
General | Posted 11 years agoSorry and hello to all you early birds!
There's a bit of an art dump going on as I move into this new account.
It's all clean in here and junk.
I'm going to have to change that.
There's a bit of an art dump going on as I move into this new account.
It's all clean in here and junk.
I'm going to have to change that.
