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How Furry Am I?
Posted 15 years agoBarrowed without asking from 
RAIDER22
1. (*) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (*) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (************************************************************************) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (*) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (Sister, you don't kniow the half of it).
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? (Is this some kind of sexual thing to you?)
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?[ :( ]
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (Rarely, I value it as much as I value human pornography, which I don't value that much).
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (*) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (*) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube? (I don't plan on having a YouTube account for a long time).
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? (No, but I keep an open heart).
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (*) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (I was a squirrel once).
15. (*) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (*) Have you ever worn a collar? (I wore my dog's collar to first grade once; I was promptly ordered to remove it).
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (*) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (*) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (*) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. (*) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (*) Is your best friend furry?
24. (*) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (Hmmm... about three or four)
Total: 15
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
RAIDER221. (*) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (*) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (************************************************************************) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (*) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (Sister, you don't kniow the half of it).
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? (Is this some kind of sexual thing to you?)
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?[ :( ]
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (Rarely, I value it as much as I value human pornography, which I don't value that much).
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (*) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (*) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube? (I don't plan on having a YouTube account for a long time).
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? (No, but I keep an open heart).
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (*) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (I was a squirrel once).
15. (*) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (*) Have you ever worn a collar? (I wore my dog's collar to first grade once; I was promptly ordered to remove it).
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (*) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (*) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (*) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. (*) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (*) Is your best friend furry?
24. (*) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (Hmmm... about three or four)
Total: 15
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
Concubines
Posted 15 years agoThe word 'concubine' really shouldn't mean 'mistress' or 'secondary wife in a polygamous relationship'. It sounds more like a food or benign type of wart.
Like:
"'Hey mum, what's for dinner?'
'Concubines.'
'Yay!'"
Or:
"I'm going to a dermatologist tommorow afternoon to get this concubine frozen off my hand."
Not:
"Oh no, she's not my wife, just my concubine."
Like:
"'Hey mum, what's for dinner?'
'Concubines.'
'Yay!'"
Or:
"I'm going to a dermatologist tommorow afternoon to get this concubine frozen off my hand."
Not:
"Oh no, she's not my wife, just my concubine."
How I Think Marilyn Manson Got His Waddle.
Posted 15 years agoOnce upon a time in 2001 or so, Marilyn decided to get a circumcision because all of his friends had gotten one and he was starting to feel left out. So he got snipped (by Mel Brooks and his little carrot guilletine for Men In Tights) and reported only minor discomfort after. So you know how sometimes foreskin grows back? Well, a little bit of his did, but in the wrong place.
And that's the tale of how Marilyn Manson's neck got all droopy.
And that's the tale of how Marilyn Manson's neck got all droopy.
Happy Birthday Devendra Banhart!
Posted 15 years agoThe Dog Poop Cliché and You.
Posted 15 years agoWhenever I walk my dog and he 'drops some kids off at the pool' (well, 'park' would make more sense) I always wonder if he gets offended when people go like WOW THE DOGGIE IS POOPING. DOGS ARE OBSESSED WITH POOP AND DO IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME. I personally think that dogs value themselves as individuals who's bowels are private matters (which is an odd thing to say considering that Rex literally snorts other dog's feces). But in my eyes, all he is, is a poop machine.
People Who Will Be Invited To My Rock Star Sleep-Over.
Posted 15 years ago1.Twiggy Ramirez (Manson can stay at home)
2. Ginger Fish
3.Devendra Banhart
4.Flea
5.David Byrne
6.Tina Weymouth
7.Alexi Laiho
8.Alice Cooper
Hey!
mushroomist Invite eight (or more) estrellas de rock and tag someone!
They can be dead just so you know.
2. Ginger Fish
3.Devendra Banhart
4.Flea
5.David Byrne
6.Tina Weymouth
7.Alexi Laiho
8.Alice Cooper
Hey!
mushroomist Invite eight (or more) estrellas de rock and tag someone!They can be dead just so you know.
My Favorite Marilyn Manson Interviews
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z0dRHs6ZFY
Our dear friend Brian talks in a British pub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9xuPWvLMk
(3 part) Marilyn has a hilarious interview on "Sondagsparty", a Swedish talk show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAHwScOPgUE
(9 part) Marilyn and Twiggy (bassist and cosmic twin) talk to Dr. Drew and Stryker on Loveline, a radio show. 8 of the 9 parts are about 10 minutes long, the last is about 7. The interview is very long, but worth evey second and features callers asking Marilyn and Twiggy questions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB4AqkRrgyI
Ever wonder what kind of teacher MM would be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdYrEhzafI4
MM being interviewed in France by horror director Gasper Noe. One of my top favorites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOhDf03G5c8
(skip to 53 seconds in and stop at 1:12) A bonus live performance with Ginger Fish, his drummer making faces when a pretty wasted sounding Manson screams into the mic.
That's all for now!
Our dear friend Brian talks in a British pub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9xuPWvLMk
(3 part) Marilyn has a hilarious interview on "Sondagsparty", a Swedish talk show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAHwScOPgUE
(9 part) Marilyn and Twiggy (bassist and cosmic twin) talk to Dr. Drew and Stryker on Loveline, a radio show. 8 of the 9 parts are about 10 minutes long, the last is about 7. The interview is very long, but worth evey second and features callers asking Marilyn and Twiggy questions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB4AqkRrgyI
Ever wonder what kind of teacher MM would be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdYrEhzafI4
MM being interviewed in France by horror director Gasper Noe. One of my top favorites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOhDf03G5c8
(skip to 53 seconds in and stop at 1:12) A bonus live performance with Ginger Fish, his drummer making faces when a pretty wasted sounding Manson screams into the mic.
That's all for now!
Almond Milk Is Gay.
Posted 15 years ago"Hey Mum, do we have any milk left?"
"We have two cartons of almond milk."
"OH DEAR GOD NO THAT'S GAY!!!"
Silly mom, doesn't she know that only gay people drink almond milk?
"We have two cartons of almond milk."
"OH DEAR GOD NO THAT'S GAY!!!"
Silly mom, doesn't she know that only gay people drink almond milk?
35 Questions
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
fiver16
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Nope.
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a searcher for kitties.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to dance.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Stella Artois
05) Favorite vegetable?
PEAS!!!! Yummy yummy in my tummy :D
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
*Sqeak*
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Just on my earlobes.
09) Worst habit?
Talking to myself inadvertantly.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Okay!
11) What is your favorite sport?
Equestrian! Clip clop!
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Bipolar
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Mosh, hich I have certanly done in an elevator.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I've had a pretty good life... :|
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
My middle name is a boy's name and I'm a girl.
16) Do you have any pets?
One dog, three cats, and a rat.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I will cook you LOTS OF FOOD!!!
18) What was your first impression of me?
Friendly :)
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scarey
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Have a less ovaly-face.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime partner
22) What eye colour do you have?
Dark blue
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, I'm a good girl!
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Buy a bunch of faux fur
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
My basement (where I am right now)
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I believe in schizophrenia.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Design clotes, fantasy house, fursuits, anything.
29) Do you swear a lot?
Moderatly when around friends.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
Abercrombie's bitches.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Creative
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Meh, most of the time.
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Celery! XP
34) Do you believe in God?
No.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I just did.
fiver1601) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Nope.
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a searcher for kitties.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to dance.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Stella Artois
05) Favorite vegetable?
PEAS!!!! Yummy yummy in my tummy :D
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
*Sqeak*
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Just on my earlobes.
09) Worst habit?
Talking to myself inadvertantly.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Okay!
11) What is your favorite sport?
Equestrian! Clip clop!
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Bipolar
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Mosh, hich I have certanly done in an elevator.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I've had a pretty good life... :|
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
My middle name is a boy's name and I'm a girl.
16) Do you have any pets?
One dog, three cats, and a rat.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I will cook you LOTS OF FOOD!!!
18) What was your first impression of me?
Friendly :)
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scarey
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Have a less ovaly-face.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime partner
22) What eye colour do you have?
Dark blue
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, I'm a good girl!
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Buy a bunch of faux fur
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
My basement (where I am right now)
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I believe in schizophrenia.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Design clotes, fantasy house, fursuits, anything.
29) Do you swear a lot?
Moderatly when around friends.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
Abercrombie's bitches.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Creative
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Meh, most of the time.
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Celery! XP
34) Do you believe in God?
No.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I just did.
Oh Dear God This Is The Cutest Thing Ever!
Posted 15 years agoFantasy Penis Meme
Posted 15 years agoNow that I've seen plenty of penis memes around, I thought that it was high time that I made this, something that both girls and boys can enjoy. Come with me (no pun intended) and make up a fantsy penis for yourself.
How big is your penis?
Hmmm... *gets a yardstick*
How thick is your penis?
1mm
Do you have foreskin?
I have foreskin, but no glans.
Does it curve or is it straight?
It curves... no it's straight... I dunno, whichever's funnier.
If so, which way?
It always tells me which way is North.
Does it grow hair?
It has a moustache.
Do you shave yours?
No.
Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Let's just say it looks like two golf balls in a plastic Dominick's bag.
What does your penis taste like?
Booberry.
What does your manbutter taste like?
Milk
What kind of superpower would it have?
It turns into a lightsaber.
What makes your penis happy?
http://www.cobhc.com/index.php?id=alexi
What makes your penis sad?
http://www.hindermusic.com/
What is it's favorite food?
Hamburger Helper without the hamburger.
Who does it tag?
peacemaker9669
How big is your penis?
Hmmm... *gets a yardstick*
How thick is your penis?
1mm
Do you have foreskin?
I have foreskin, but no glans.
Does it curve or is it straight?
It curves... no it's straight... I dunno, whichever's funnier.
If so, which way?
It always tells me which way is North.
Does it grow hair?
It has a moustache.
Do you shave yours?
No.
Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Let's just say it looks like two golf balls in a plastic Dominick's bag.
What does your penis taste like?
Booberry.
What does your manbutter taste like?
Milk
What kind of superpower would it have?
It turns into a lightsaber.
What makes your penis happy?
http://www.cobhc.com/index.php?id=alexi
What makes your penis sad?
http://www.hindermusic.com/
What is it's favorite food?
Hamburger Helper without the hamburger.
Who does it tag?
peacemaker9669My period gives me the urge to kill sometimes.
Posted 15 years agoDoes anyone else have this problem? Please say yes.
If I Get A Pet Rat...
Posted 15 years agoMy sis mushroomist just got a pet rat and named her Roxie (from the musical "Chicago") should I get my own rat and name her Velma?
mushroomist just got a pet rat and named her Roxie (from the musical "Chicago") should I get my own rat and name her Velma?Do you guys ever wonder if there are celebs on FA?
Posted 15 years agoI don't mean known furry celebs, like Uncle Kage, but maybe Brad Pitt is lurking around here somewhere and Megan Fox is really Twitch Da Woof.
A meme of fun
Posted 16 years ago[ ] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[X] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[ ] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[ ] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[ ] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[ ] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[ ] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[ ] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[ ] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[ ] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[ ] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[X Not on camera, but at like, The First Midwest Ampitheater with a badass band. Yeah] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[ ] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[ ] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[ ] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[ ] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[ ] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[ ] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[X I can name a few...] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[ ] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[ ] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[No but poop jokes are funny.] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[*starts crying*] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[ ] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[ ] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[ ] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[ ] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[JUST BECAUSE IM 16 MYSELF!] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[*makes fart sound on arm*] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[ ] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[ ] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[ ] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[ ] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[X kinda] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[Is it okay to choose this one?] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[X] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[ ] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[Didn't they already say that?] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[ ] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[ ] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[ ] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[ ] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[Just go in the bathtub :3] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[ ] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[ ] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[X] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[ ]Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[That's just nasty] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[ ] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[ ] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[ ] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[ ] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[ ] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[ ] Nasophilia - Noses.
[ ] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[lol] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[ ] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[Hahababyfurs!] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[ ] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[ ] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[If I had one, I would so do that.] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[I saw that on an episode of Spongebob once.] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[ ] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[ ] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[YIFFFHAHAHAHAHA!!! But no. No Yiff for me.] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[ ] Podophilia - Feet.
[ ] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[ ] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[ ] Retifism - Shoes.
[ ] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[ ] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[Everyone kinda has this.] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[ ] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[ ] Sitophilia - Food.
[ ] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[ ] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[ ] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[X] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[ ] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[ ] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[ ] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[ ] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[ ] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[ ] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[ ] Trichophilia - Hair.
[ ] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[ ] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[ ] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[ ] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[ ] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[ ] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[ ] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[*starts crying*] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
[X] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[ ] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[ ] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[ ] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[ ] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[ ] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[ ] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[ ] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[ ] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[ ] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[X Not on camera, but at like, The First Midwest Ampitheater with a badass band. Yeah] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[ ] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[ ] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[ ] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[ ] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[ ] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[ ] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[X I can name a few...] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[ ] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[ ] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[No but poop jokes are funny.] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[*starts crying*] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[ ] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[ ] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[ ] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[ ] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[JUST BECAUSE IM 16 MYSELF!] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[*makes fart sound on arm*] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[ ] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[ ] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[ ] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[ ] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[X kinda] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[Is it okay to choose this one?] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[X] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[ ] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[Didn't they already say that?] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[ ] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[ ] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[ ] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[ ] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[Just go in the bathtub :3] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[ ] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[ ] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[X] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[ ]Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[That's just nasty] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[ ] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[ ] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[ ] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[ ] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[ ] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[ ] Nasophilia - Noses.
[ ] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[lol] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[ ] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[Hahababyfurs!] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[ ] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[ ] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[If I had one, I would so do that.] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[I saw that on an episode of Spongebob once.] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[ ] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[ ] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[YIFFFHAHAHAHAHA!!! But no. No Yiff for me.] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[ ] Podophilia - Feet.
[ ] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[ ] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[ ] Retifism - Shoes.
[ ] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[ ] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[Everyone kinda has this.] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[ ] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[ ] Sitophilia - Food.
[ ] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[ ] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[ ] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[X] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[ ] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[ ] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[ ] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[ ] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[ ] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[ ] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[ ] Trichophilia - Hair.
[ ] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[ ] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[ ] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[ ] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[ ] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[ ] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[ ] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[*starts crying*] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
A Short Fursuit Wannabe Meme
Posted 16 years agoI tag mushroomist
Your fantasy suit's name, species, and colors (it's okay to have more that one):
Schizo; Donkey; mainly black with purple points, purple hair, pruple ring around right eye, orange eyes; orange band around left knee.
Who will make your suit(s)?
Myself (maybe) but I'd like Furrhappens to make mine. They have great fursuits!!!
Will you talk in suit?
YES!!!
Will you dance?
NO!!!
Will you yiff?
No thank you.
Suiters you admire:
JD and Roxikat, so charasmatic.
Suits you wish you had:
Any Mixedcandy goat.
Cons you want to go to REALLY badly:
AC, FC, MFF, and Camp Feral.
Any props or clothing?
None :)
Who would you fursuit with?
My sis ;)
mushroomistYour fantasy suit's name, species, and colors (it's okay to have more that one):
Schizo; Donkey; mainly black with purple points, purple hair, pruple ring around right eye, orange eyes; orange band around left knee.
Who will make your suit(s)?
Myself (maybe) but I'd like Furrhappens to make mine. They have great fursuits!!!
Will you talk in suit?
YES!!!
Will you dance?
NO!!!
Will you yiff?
No thank you.
Suiters you admire:
JD and Roxikat, so charasmatic.
Suits you wish you had:
Any Mixedcandy goat.
Cons you want to go to REALLY badly:
AC, FC, MFF, and Camp Feral.
Any props or clothing?
None :)
Who would you fursuit with?
My sis ;)
Hpw exactly do conbadges work?
Posted 16 years agoHow do they work? Do you just go to the con with them or get them at a con? Etc.
I am 84% Mentally Ill
Posted 16 years ago fiver16I am % Mentally Ill
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot)
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 5
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL:14
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (sunglasses on shirt)
TOTAL: 17
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (once I thought that there was a chair behind me and tried to sit but ended up falling down)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 21
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
I am 84% Mentally Ill, THAT;S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!
Woo Hoo! KISS last night!
Posted 16 years agoI got fifteen hugs from fifteen strangers.
Furry Quiz stolen from Scrumpet360
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
scrumpet360
*Are you a furry?
Duh.
*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
I couldn't imagine myself without a furry wuver
*How long have you been in the community?
Al little over 3 years, but I've always been obsessed with anthros.
*How did you find furry?
... I came apon a yiff site.
*What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I've always had my paws in the anthro world. And the furries are so accepting.
*What's Furry to you?
Someone who loves anthros.
*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
Y.I.F.F
*What are your favorite aspects of our community?
FURSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
All the time
*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
The fucking
*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
I'd rip thier heads off and shit down thier necks (Duke Nuken JAJAJAJAJAJAJA)
*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest
I simply set the record straight.
*We all know furries have alot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Do whatever the hell you want.
*What is/are your fursona(s)?
Schizo
*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Not really.
*If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
DUDE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
No.
*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
Furspace.
*Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
Schizo is in the mainstream society... I have no idea what you just said.
*Are you a fursuiter? If yes, how many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
YESYESYESYESJESJESJEAJEAJEAJEAJEAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*How many of your friends are furry?
Only one.
*How many pets do you own, if any?
Dog, Rexy, Guinea pig, Dale, Cats, Coco, Mya, And Max, And Little brother.
*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Bass guitar.
*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
JA
*Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
I wish. I REALLY wanna go to AC and Camp Feral
*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?
No. :(
*Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
I wish!!!
*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
JANO.
*What non furry websites do you frequent?
N/A
*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
Wuff everyone, and they'll wuff you back.
scrumpet360*Are you a furry?
Duh.
*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
I couldn't imagine myself without a furry wuver
*How long have you been in the community?
Al little over 3 years, but I've always been obsessed with anthros.
*How did you find furry?
... I came apon a yiff site.
*What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I've always had my paws in the anthro world. And the furries are so accepting.
*What's Furry to you?
Someone who loves anthros.
*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
Y.I.F.F
*What are your favorite aspects of our community?
FURSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
All the time
*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
The fucking
*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
I'd rip thier heads off and shit down thier necks (Duke Nuken JAJAJAJAJAJAJA)
*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest
I simply set the record straight.
*We all know furries have alot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Do whatever the hell you want.
*What is/are your fursona(s)?
Schizo
*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Not really.
*If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
DUDE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
No.
*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
Furspace.
*Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
Schizo is in the mainstream society... I have no idea what you just said.
*Are you a fursuiter? If yes, how many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
YESYESYESYESJESJESJEAJEAJEAJEAJEAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*How many of your friends are furry?
Only one.
*How many pets do you own, if any?
Dog, Rexy, Guinea pig, Dale, Cats, Coco, Mya, And Max, And Little brother.
*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Bass guitar.
*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
JA
*Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
I wish. I REALLY wanna go to AC and Camp Feral
*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?
No. :(
*Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
I wish!!!
*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
JANO.
*What non furry websites do you frequent?
N/A
*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
Wuff everyone, and they'll wuff you back.
Procrastination
Posted 16 years agoI should be editing my rough draft for LA and doing my social studies project, but all I'm doing is playing Spell My Finger on Adultswim.com.
stolen Meme
Posted 16 years ago fiver16If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked (XEeeewww!!!)
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex (My brother :P)
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (my sis)
[X] kissed someone of the same sex (GUILTAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!)
[X] had someone in your room other than family (Hasn't everyone?)
[X] watched porn
[] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[] taken painkillers (If I ever did, I don't remember)
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend (Worse than lying to your 'rents)
[] snuck out of the house (I helped someone do so, but I didn't)
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[] hurt someone
[X] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[] missed curfew (I don't stay out late)
[] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself ( I SO would, but thab I;d feel like a fatty)
[X] been to a therapist
[X] received a ticket (Operating a jet ski without a license)
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair (I'm convincing my dad to let me)
[] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything (Flowers? :])
[X] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD (I couldn't be cought dead with one)
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[X] dressed gothic (HELLZ YEAH!!)
[] dressed girly
[X] dressed punk (I was a guerilla warrior)
[] dressed grunge
[] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] fainted
[] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[X] had a crush on a friend (Not telling who... hehehe)
[X] been to a concert (HELLZ YEAH!!)
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror
[]showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[X] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (My mama's)
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper ( I hate rap)
[X] seen an R-rated movie
[X] cruised the mall
[] skipped school (no, but I tried)
[] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (No, but I almost got kicked out of TGI Fridays)
[] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police
[] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger ( I was little and I got lost in a store and I thought she was my mom XP)
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight (Probably)
[X] been to a fair (WTF?)
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[X] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test
Grand Total: 32!!! I'm a good girl!!!
I Want To Disappear- Marilyn Manson
Posted 16 years ago
PangaeaPretztailRULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Rooster- Alice In Chains
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Posthuman- Marilyn Manson (I have 105 MM songs, brace yourself)
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Something- The Beatles
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
This Is The New Shit- Marilyn Manson
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Bodies- Drowning Pool (0.o)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song- The Flaming Lips
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Beautiful People- Marilyn Manson (how flattering!)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Last Resort- Papa Roach (It's a song about suicide. Thanks mom.)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
All Nightmare Long- Metallica
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Tin Pan Valley- Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Samba Vexillographica- Devendra Banhart
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Money- Pink Floyd
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Because- The Beatles
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ulysses- Franz Ferdinand
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Dazed And Confused- Led Zeppelin
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Girls- The Beastie Boys (Lol)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Poison- Grayson Capps (Oh my)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Saints Of Los Angeles- Motley Crue
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Golden Age Of Grotesque- Marilyn Manson (It's a dirty world RIECH say, what you're like...)
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
If I Was Your Vampire-Marilyn Manson (I hate that song)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Heart Shaped Glasses- Marilyn Manson (I hate that that song too)
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I Want To Disappear- Marilyn Manson
I dun wanna tag. Sue me.
Personality Disorder? (Please help in any way you can)
Posted 16 years ago It's about my grandmother (Nani, as she is called more often). I seriously think she may be mentally ill, not just senile, but seriously ill. She has always been narrow minded, argues for the drama of it (what I'm most worried about), is extremely clingy, and can never even THINK of putting herself in someone else's shoes (apathy is it?). She's been like this since her childhood (proof from great grandmother) and I'm beginning to think this is a personality disorder. I have tons of stories illustrating this and if anyone has ANY information or knowlage of a place where I can discuss this, than PLEASE post.
Two funny dreams...
Posted 16 years agoWell, mine isn't as funny as my friend's. Mine:
So I'm in my basement twirling in circles really fast. So fast in fact, that I go twice the speed of light and travel back in time to Marilyn Manson and The Spooky Kid's very first venue which, in my dream, was a high school lunch room (in his autobiography, I'm pretty sure he states that it was at some kind of club. For anyone that knows for sure, plaese correct me) . They sucked. After the concert, I managed to get backstage (where the hell's 'backstage' in a lunch room?) and met the band. I explained that I was from the future and told Manson about his future. "Oh my god! You're going to like, get signed to Nothing Records with Trent Reznor. And-and, you're going to suck his guitarist's dick on stage. You'll get married to Dita Von Teese..." Our friend Brian of course, didn't believe me. He than called security (where the hell's 'security' in a lunch room?) and they threw me out. End of dream.
The next one, which my friend had, is short and way funnier.
So he's in a kindergarden bathroom that he destroyed, than all of the water turned black and the children were yelling "Run away! It's the Black Dickr!" He didn't see the Black Dickr, but his intuition told him that ''Dickr'' was spelled without an "E"
So I'm in my basement twirling in circles really fast. So fast in fact, that I go twice the speed of light and travel back in time to Marilyn Manson and The Spooky Kid's very first venue which, in my dream, was a high school lunch room (in his autobiography, I'm pretty sure he states that it was at some kind of club. For anyone that knows for sure, plaese correct me) . They sucked. After the concert, I managed to get backstage (where the hell's 'backstage' in a lunch room?) and met the band. I explained that I was from the future and told Manson about his future. "Oh my god! You're going to like, get signed to Nothing Records with Trent Reznor. And-and, you're going to suck his guitarist's dick on stage. You'll get married to Dita Von Teese..." Our friend Brian of course, didn't believe me. He than called security (where the hell's 'security' in a lunch room?) and they threw me out. End of dream.
The next one, which my friend had, is short and way funnier.
So he's in a kindergarden bathroom that he destroyed, than all of the water turned black and the children were yelling "Run away! It's the Black Dickr!" He didn't see the Black Dickr, but his intuition told him that ''Dickr'' was spelled without an "E"
