Ech.
General | Posted 16 years agoWelp, I've just been told I'm not going to be re-hired on over the summer for either of my jobs; basically, I've been fired. Looks like I'm going to have to do some quick thinking, but in the end I might just have to move in with my parents again. I really don't want to have to do that.
I'd try to take comissions, but the last time I tried that I never finished the one I got.
I'd try to take comissions, but the last time I tried that I never finished the one I got.
sexy sexy sex sex
General | Posted 16 years agoStolen from a few folks.
Sexual orientation: Asexual. I don't actually find anyone attractive.
How often do you think about sex: Sexual intercourse? Rarely. Sexual play? Fairly regularly.
How often do you HAVE sex: Never.
Worst sexual experience: N/A
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I "cyber" rather frequently, when life isn't bearing down on me.
Casual sex: I don't have a problem with it; I just don't participate.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Manual stimulation of the genitals. :E
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Not gonna go into that. >_>
Least sexiest body part: Depends on the individual; however, honestly, gonna have to say the bum on most.
Favorite body type: Non-existant.
Body hair: I prefer body scales.
Monogamy or polygamy?: I'm a fan of polygamy if done responsibly.
Underwear: Can be quite nice.
Pornographic or erotic: For the most part, I prefer my porn of the outright variety.
How large is your porn collection?: Small compared to many, I'm sure.
Favorite hair color: Don't really have one.
Kissing or cuddling?: Neither.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I really can't think of any. :/
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Eastern dragons, hands-down. :3
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Most interesting to me? Body control. :P
Sexual orientation: Asexual. I don't actually find anyone attractive.
How often do you think about sex: Sexual intercourse? Rarely. Sexual play? Fairly regularly.
How often do you HAVE sex: Never.
Worst sexual experience: N/A
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I "cyber" rather frequently, when life isn't bearing down on me.
Casual sex: I don't have a problem with it; I just don't participate.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Manual stimulation of the genitals. :E
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Not gonna go into that. >_>
Least sexiest body part: Depends on the individual; however, honestly, gonna have to say the bum on most.
Favorite body type: Non-existant.
Body hair: I prefer body scales.
Monogamy or polygamy?: I'm a fan of polygamy if done responsibly.
Underwear: Can be quite nice.
Pornographic or erotic: For the most part, I prefer my porn of the outright variety.
How large is your porn collection?: Small compared to many, I'm sure.
Favorite hair color: Don't really have one.
Kissing or cuddling?: Neither.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I really can't think of any. :/
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Eastern dragons, hands-down. :3
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Most interesting to me? Body control. :P
Further Update.
General | Posted 16 years agoMy apologies to those who may be trying to get ahold of me; life is beginning to get really hecktic even in spite of having completely dropped out for the semester, hence having completely dropped out for the semester.
The new controller board works and the drive is alive; however, it's definitely on its last leg. With my most recent paycheck, I have obtained a new drive which will be here Wednesday. Hopefully, this one will last me a lot longer. (It's also more than twice the capacity. >_> )
Planted a few seeds today, not that anyone is terribly interested in that.
Discovered a few weeks ago why I cannot be hypnotized. I hope to prove myself wrong someday with a heaping dose of Vicodin left over from when I got my teeth pulled; however, until then assume it impossible.
Yeah, so, I don't know; I've not had much motivation to do anything lately related to what people watch me for. Writing, drawing... I'm just burned out completely. I don't know.
The new controller board works and the drive is alive; however, it's definitely on its last leg. With my most recent paycheck, I have obtained a new drive which will be here Wednesday. Hopefully, this one will last me a lot longer. (It's also more than twice the capacity. >_> )
Planted a few seeds today, not that anyone is terribly interested in that.
Discovered a few weeks ago why I cannot be hypnotized. I hope to prove myself wrong someday with a heaping dose of Vicodin left over from when I got my teeth pulled; however, until then assume it impossible.
Yeah, so, I don't know; I've not had much motivation to do anything lately related to what people watch me for. Writing, drawing... I'm just burned out completely. I don't know.
Update
General | Posted 16 years agoSo for those of you wondering, "Just when is that Baph kid gonna get up off his lazy duff and finish another story?"... It might not be for a while. A few days ago, the hard drive I had all my stories on was killed by a sudden... thing. Honestly, we're not entirely sure what actually killed it; it merely happened to coincide with something else that was going on with the house wiring at that time.
NOW! Don't despair. There is a chance I can recover it. The controller board might be all that fried, in which case all I'd need to do is obtain a new one and replace it. The new one left San Jose yesterday, so it'll be here shortly.
The one commission I have, that story is actually on another computer (yes, I still have it and will finish it eventually! I swear!), so it was not lost. In addition, my novels were backed up on a flash drive, so they were not lost. The only stories I lost were the smutty ones, the most damaging being the work I'd done on ScreenPets 5.
In other news, my van is almost ready to run and my radio tower is up.
NOW! Don't despair. There is a chance I can recover it. The controller board might be all that fried, in which case all I'd need to do is obtain a new one and replace it. The new one left San Jose yesterday, so it'll be here shortly.
The one commission I have, that story is actually on another computer (yes, I still have it and will finish it eventually! I swear!), so it was not lost. In addition, my novels were backed up on a flash drive, so they were not lost. The only stories I lost were the smutty ones, the most damaging being the work I'd done on ScreenPets 5.
In other news, my van is almost ready to run and my radio tower is up.
Okay.
General | Posted 17 years agoSo, let's see if I can count how many ways I was a jerk in the last entry...
1. I chose a language not supported by most Windows machines. I don't even know if Vista supports it.
2. I chose a deliberately obscure language, so those who might be able to see it probably wouldn't recognize it.
3. Even if the reader might potentially recognize it and even be able to read it, they might think the date is all wrong for my message.
The language involved was Tibetan. Transliterated, it stated "lo gsar bkra shis bde legs" (pronounced "losar tashi delek"); translated, that's "Happy New Year." That date was one of two accepted dates for the Lunar new year (the other taking place during FC).
So, in spite of all that asininity, I was still sending a happy message. :3
Last week, I resigned to attempting to write at least a half-hour a day; however, that kind of fell through when sleep and allergies stabbed me in the face. I'll get back into the swing of things here soon, I'm sure.
1. I chose a language not supported by most Windows machines. I don't even know if Vista supports it.
2. I chose a deliberately obscure language, so those who might be able to see it probably wouldn't recognize it.
3. Even if the reader might potentially recognize it and even be able to read it, they might think the date is all wrong for my message.
The language involved was Tibetan. Transliterated, it stated "lo gsar bkra shis bde legs" (pronounced "losar tashi delek"); translated, that's "Happy New Year." That date was one of two accepted dates for the Lunar new year (the other taking place during FC).
So, in spite of all that asininity, I was still sending a happy message. :3
Last week, I resigned to attempting to write at least a half-hour a day; however, that kind of fell through when sleep and allergies stabbed me in the face. I'll get back into the swing of things here soon, I'm sure.
I enjoy being a jerk. :D
General | Posted 17 years agoལོ་གསར་བཀྲ་ཤིས་བདེ་ལེགས།
Con report? Life report.
General | Posted 17 years agoSo for those of you waiting for my con report... who am I kidding, no one was waiting. :3
I will say, FC completely redeemed furry cons for me; I don't think I've ever had that much fun or learned so much in one week. If I ever get some free time, expect to see more stuff posted here, of a much more mixed-media variety.
Speaking of free time, the reason I've not posted this entry yet is because I've barely had any of the stuff since the con; mostly I've been catching up with classes, but I've also been looking for loans and stuff.
So, in direct opposition of what a lot of people seem to be going through right now, I've actually picked up a second job: I'm now officially an IT Technician for the Magdalena Ridge Observatory - a collaboration between the New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, the California Institute of Technology, and Cambridge University. I'll be helping them run a lot of their hardware, as well as assisting the current webmaster. Neat thing is, I'm going to be working with a lot of my professors as well, as many of them intend to use the observatory when it's completed (as do I). It'll be really nice. I start Friday.
In addition to all of this, I've finally been able to get my old SPARCclassic machine, Concord, up and running properly - with a disgusting PC emulator program and accelerator card. I'm currently running DOS 6.22 on it, but I have Windows 3.1 installed and I'd like to find a copy of Windows 95 to throw on there just because. Basically, it's a little virtual machine on the computer, with its own separate processor. I'd like to give it its own hard drive, but the accursed external drive enclosure is kind of broken; I need to figure out how to fix it still.
I will say, FC completely redeemed furry cons for me; I don't think I've ever had that much fun or learned so much in one week. If I ever get some free time, expect to see more stuff posted here, of a much more mixed-media variety.
Speaking of free time, the reason I've not posted this entry yet is because I've barely had any of the stuff since the con; mostly I've been catching up with classes, but I've also been looking for loans and stuff.
So, in direct opposition of what a lot of people seem to be going through right now, I've actually picked up a second job: I'm now officially an IT Technician for the Magdalena Ridge Observatory - a collaboration between the New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, the California Institute of Technology, and Cambridge University. I'll be helping them run a lot of their hardware, as well as assisting the current webmaster. Neat thing is, I'm going to be working with a lot of my professors as well, as many of them intend to use the observatory when it's completed (as do I). It'll be really nice. I start Friday.
In addition to all of this, I've finally been able to get my old SPARCclassic machine, Concord, up and running properly - with a disgusting PC emulator program and accelerator card. I'm currently running DOS 6.22 on it, but I have Windows 3.1 installed and I'd like to find a copy of Windows 95 to throw on there just because. Basically, it's a little virtual machine on the computer, with its own separate processor. I'd like to give it its own hard drive, but the accursed external drive enclosure is kind of broken; I need to figure out how to fix it still.
oh hi there san jose
General | Posted 17 years agoRoom 122, the DoubleTree. :3
Moar FC Posting!
General | Posted 17 years agoWe're (the traveling party, not the royal "we") leaving for San Jose on Wednesday and shall be arriving mid-afternoon. Until the con itself begins the following day, I'm not sure what I'll be doing; most likely, I'll end up screwing around on the DS or something. Yes, I'll be bringing my DS.
Thursday, there aren't any panels really going on, so I'll be hanging out in various locations. Friday, I'm on the "Difursity in Writing" and "Myths, Legends, and Fairytales [sic]" panels; I also intend to attend a few of the fursuit-making panels. Saturday, I'm on the "Fleshing Out a Character" and "Magic in Writing" panels; I'll also definitely be attending the "Furry Ham Radio" as a ham operator myself (KC8UKQ). Sunday, I shall be on the Spirituality Roundtable, as well as the "Artistic Inspiration" and "World Building" panels; it will probably be this day that I actually go see the "Waves of Thought" room.
During the times not mentioned, I'm not really sure where I'll be; most likely merely wandering about. We're leaving Tuesday mid-afternoon.
So yeah, those are the plans as they stand. *shrug* Felt like sharing.
Thursday, there aren't any panels really going on, so I'll be hanging out in various locations. Friday, I'm on the "Difursity in Writing" and "Myths, Legends, and Fairytales [sic]" panels; I also intend to attend a few of the fursuit-making panels. Saturday, I'm on the "Fleshing Out a Character" and "Magic in Writing" panels; I'll also definitely be attending the "Furry Ham Radio" as a ham operator myself (KC8UKQ). Sunday, I shall be on the Spirituality Roundtable, as well as the "Artistic Inspiration" and "World Building" panels; it will probably be this day that I actually go see the "Waves of Thought" room.
During the times not mentioned, I'm not really sure where I'll be; most likely merely wandering about. We're leaving Tuesday mid-afternoon.
So yeah, those are the plans as they stand. *shrug* Felt like sharing.
Mandatory FC Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoWhere are you staying?
I think the Holiday Inn.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Probably between panels and the creator's lounge.
Who will you be with?
I will be traveling with
skitzycat and
shimmerfox ; however, at the convention itself, I'm not sure who I'll be with.
Do you do free art?
I can do requests if it's something that additionally *really* interests me; however, no guarantees.
Do you do trades?
I'd be willing to give it a shot, though last time I did something I ended up with complete artist's block.
Do you do commissions?
It's probably best I don't, considering how much else I'll be doing there.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Nope.
What suits will you have?
I'll be coming in my human suit. :3
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
23.
How tall are you?
I think I'm about 5'11", but I'm not sure.
Can I touch you?
Absolutely; you're even allowed to touch me inappropriately if you want (in the appropriate setting, of course), just know it's unlikely I'll reciprocate.
Can I talk to you?
NO NEVER I mean of course
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Mountain dew, yes.
Can I give you lots of money?
I wouldn't be adverse to it.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See previous question on touching.
Are you nice?
I try to be.
Can I pounce, glomp, tackle, or unf you?
Watch where / how you unf, but otherwise sure, I guess.
I think the Holiday Inn.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Probably between panels and the creator's lounge.
Who will you be with?
I will be traveling with
skitzycat and
shimmerfox ; however, at the convention itself, I'm not sure who I'll be with.Do you do free art?
I can do requests if it's something that additionally *really* interests me; however, no guarantees.
Do you do trades?
I'd be willing to give it a shot, though last time I did something I ended up with complete artist's block.
Do you do commissions?
It's probably best I don't, considering how much else I'll be doing there.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Nope.
What suits will you have?
I'll be coming in my human suit. :3
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
23.
How tall are you?
I think I'm about 5'11", but I'm not sure.
Can I touch you?
Absolutely; you're even allowed to touch me inappropriately if you want (in the appropriate setting, of course), just know it's unlikely I'll reciprocate.
Can I talk to you?
NO NEVER I mean of course
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Mountain dew, yes.
Can I give you lots of money?
I wouldn't be adverse to it.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See previous question on touching.
Are you nice?
I try to be.
Can I pounce, glomp, tackle, or unf you?
Watch where / how you unf, but otherwise sure, I guess.
Mandatory FC Post
General | Posted 17 years agoSince I'm going to FC, I figured I'd join the many other folks in posting the age-old question - who else will be there? Merely curious.
(Also, damn, you people were busy over the past two weeks! @_@ )
(Also, damn, you people were busy over the past two weeks! @_@ )
Con stuff
General | Posted 17 years agoNot going to MFF; however, two of my room/house-mates,
Skitzycat and
Shimmerfox left today for it. Go say hi to them. :3 (Relay any messages you want to send me through them; I'm curious as to what will happen.)
However, I *am* fully verified as going to FC as a panelist. The panel schedule has not been solidified yet; however, I can say I'll be on six of the writing track panels.
In related news, I never thought I'd be asking this, but... anyone going to FC willing to share a room? ^^; I've gotten a strong "maybe" from the aforementioned housemates, but I'd rather not necessarily cramp their room any more than it is already (no one's called "tub" yet, I think...). So, while that path is still open, anyone else out there looking for a roommate for the weekend? I'll be arriving Wednesday and leaving Tuesday, if that's an issue. Also, I have no problem with folks "doing their thing" in the same room, if that's a concern for some.
Skitzycat and
Shimmerfox left today for it. Go say hi to them. :3 (Relay any messages you want to send me through them; I'm curious as to what will happen.)However, I *am* fully verified as going to FC as a panelist. The panel schedule has not been solidified yet; however, I can say I'll be on six of the writing track panels.
In related news, I never thought I'd be asking this, but... anyone going to FC willing to share a room? ^^; I've gotten a strong "maybe" from the aforementioned housemates, but I'd rather not necessarily cramp their room any more than it is already (no one's called "tub" yet, I think...). So, while that path is still open, anyone else out there looking for a roommate for the weekend? I'll be arriving Wednesday and leaving Tuesday, if that's an issue. Also, I have no problem with folks "doing their thing" in the same room, if that's a concern for some.
Actual Real Update
General | Posted 17 years agoSo, what's actually been going on with me? Surprisingly, a lot.
I've mostly been catching up with classes; as-is, I've got about three weeks to get my act together completely in one class, less time for the other two. Still, won't be too terribly difficult.
I've also been working on those commissions mentioned at the bottom of my journal; I think I'll be able to finish the story by the end of the weekend, while the costume will probably take until roughly the end of the year what with classes, work, travel, etc.
However, I think I'll be able to deliver that one in person, seeing as I'm all but verified to be attending Further Confusion -- as a panelist! The founder of the con approached me a few days ago with the offer, and, while I've not officially accepted yet, I intend to once I get everything straightened out (likely by Friday). But yeah, this is a huge deal for me; I'm still all bouncy about it. ^^;
I've mostly been catching up with classes; as-is, I've got about three weeks to get my act together completely in one class, less time for the other two. Still, won't be too terribly difficult.
I've also been working on those commissions mentioned at the bottom of my journal; I think I'll be able to finish the story by the end of the weekend, while the costume will probably take until roughly the end of the year what with classes, work, travel, etc.
However, I think I'll be able to deliver that one in person, seeing as I'm all but verified to be attending Further Confusion -- as a panelist! The founder of the con approached me a few days ago with the offer, and, while I've not officially accepted yet, I intend to once I get everything straightened out (likely by Friday). But yeah, this is a huge deal for me; I'm still all bouncy about it. ^^;
What Just Happened
General | Posted 17 years agoYep, disregard that, account got hacked. Fixed now.
OST Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoI did this once before I think; still, felt like doing it again since it's making the rounds again. This time, I took it from
BNG and
SkyShadow.
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Songs:
Opening credits:
"Mutated Emperor Ing" by Retro Studios for the Metroid Prime 2 OST (A strange song for an opener, especially for a movie about someone's life; however, I hope my life is awesome enough to need an opener like this.)
Waking up:
"Stora Rövardansen" by Van Canto (Totally a good wake-up song; the only song on their first album that *feels* a capella, in spite of the entire thing being such.)
First day at school:
"Karma" by Kamelot (Kind of unusual, but meh. I barely remember my first day at school to begin with. Maybe I met my life-long nemesis there or something.)
Falling in love:
"You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (Definitely the right tone for a love song; however, those of you who know me know I don't fall in love. :P )
Fight song:
"Hero's Come Back!!" by nobodyknows+ (Definitely meant to be a fight song; also, those of you who *really* know me might see how the title is a touch fitting, if more than a touch narcissistic. XD )
Breaking up:
"Reach" by Nightwish (A good song for this for most people. This song eventually had a few words re-written and became "Amaranth".)
Prom:
"Why, or why not" as performed by Nakae Kouki (Again, good feel; I did attend prom, but didn't much like the experience. I think I disappointed my date. ^^; )
Life's Ok:
"Ear in the Wall" by Black Sabbath (what)
Mental breakdown:
"Red Fraction" by MELL (Wow, I'm glad I don't have too many of these; I might go off and join a troup of Thai mercenaries. o.o )
Driving:
"Still Alive" as arranged by geoffnet1 in Mario Paint (Silly.)
Flashback:
"No Return" as performed in Tobias Sammet's Avantasia (One hell of a flashback, I must say.)
Getting back together:
"The Toy Master" as performed in Tobias Sammet's Avantasia (Whoever I'm getting back with must be manipulative. O_o )
Wedding:
"Dawn of Victory" by Rhapsody of Fire (Most epic wedding EVAR; I ought to be seeing men parachuting from helicopters firing hand-held chainguns into the crowd with this kind of song.)
Birth of Child:
"Yasashii Yoake" by See-Saw (This kid was unexpected, wanted, and born in some no-name place out in the middle of nowhere to have a song like this for his/her birth.)
Final battle:
"Vain Glory Opera" by Edguy (And thus do I charge defiantly at the opposing forces, weapons ready, knowing full well we could have lived peacefully together had things gone differently.)
Death scene:
"em more" by Yuki Kajiura (No one witnesses my death, but it is felt around the world; no man is an island, after all.)
Funeral song:
"Wily's Mosh Pit" OC Remix as arranged by Steve Pordon, based on the Mega Man 2 song "Dr. Wily's Fortress 1" (My funeral is attended by all manner of people and creatures, where they provide me with a proper Tibetan air funeral.)
End credits:
"Prophet of the Last Eclipse" by Luca Turilli (For a life that epic, you gotta have an epic ending song.)
BNG and
SkyShadow.1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Songs:
Opening credits:
"Mutated Emperor Ing" by Retro Studios for the Metroid Prime 2 OST (A strange song for an opener, especially for a movie about someone's life; however, I hope my life is awesome enough to need an opener like this.)
Waking up:
"Stora Rövardansen" by Van Canto (Totally a good wake-up song; the only song on their first album that *feels* a capella, in spite of the entire thing being such.)
First day at school:
"Karma" by Kamelot (Kind of unusual, but meh. I barely remember my first day at school to begin with. Maybe I met my life-long nemesis there or something.)
Falling in love:
"You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (Definitely the right tone for a love song; however, those of you who know me know I don't fall in love. :P )
Fight song:
"Hero's Come Back!!" by nobodyknows+ (Definitely meant to be a fight song; also, those of you who *really* know me might see how the title is a touch fitting, if more than a touch narcissistic. XD )
Breaking up:
"Reach" by Nightwish (A good song for this for most people. This song eventually had a few words re-written and became "Amaranth".)
Prom:
"Why, or why not" as performed by Nakae Kouki (Again, good feel; I did attend prom, but didn't much like the experience. I think I disappointed my date. ^^; )
Life's Ok:
"Ear in the Wall" by Black Sabbath (what)
Mental breakdown:
"Red Fraction" by MELL (Wow, I'm glad I don't have too many of these; I might go off and join a troup of Thai mercenaries. o.o )
Driving:
"Still Alive" as arranged by geoffnet1 in Mario Paint (Silly.)
Flashback:
"No Return" as performed in Tobias Sammet's Avantasia (One hell of a flashback, I must say.)
Getting back together:
"The Toy Master" as performed in Tobias Sammet's Avantasia (Whoever I'm getting back with must be manipulative. O_o )
Wedding:
"Dawn of Victory" by Rhapsody of Fire (Most epic wedding EVAR; I ought to be seeing men parachuting from helicopters firing hand-held chainguns into the crowd with this kind of song.)
Birth of Child:
"Yasashii Yoake" by See-Saw (This kid was unexpected, wanted, and born in some no-name place out in the middle of nowhere to have a song like this for his/her birth.)
Final battle:
"Vain Glory Opera" by Edguy (And thus do I charge defiantly at the opposing forces, weapons ready, knowing full well we could have lived peacefully together had things gone differently.)
Death scene:
"em more" by Yuki Kajiura (No one witnesses my death, but it is felt around the world; no man is an island, after all.)
Funeral song:
"Wily's Mosh Pit" OC Remix as arranged by Steve Pordon, based on the Mega Man 2 song "Dr. Wily's Fortress 1" (My funeral is attended by all manner of people and creatures, where they provide me with a proper Tibetan air funeral.)
End credits:
"Prophet of the Last Eclipse" by Luca Turilli (For a life that epic, you gotta have an epic ending song.)
srsly
General | Posted 17 years agoAm I the only person who thinks the whole "zombie apocalypse" cliche is stupid as hell? :/
In other news, Vinny died over the weekend. Since I posted pictures of him here, I figured I'd share that note here too. As a result, I've been a touch... apathetic towards various things that need to get done, including commissions; for that, I apologize. When I stop having pleasantly-depressing dreams of him coming back to life, I should be able to get back to those, possibly sooner.
In other news, Vinny died over the weekend. Since I posted pictures of him here, I figured I'd share that note here too. As a result, I've been a touch... apathetic towards various things that need to get done, including commissions; for that, I apologize. When I stop having pleasantly-depressing dreams of him coming back to life, I should be able to get back to those, possibly sooner.
New goings-on
General | Posted 17 years agoFor those of you who might be interested, I've finally obtained my own domain for the first time; the new site can be found at http://baphijmm.xz.cn. There won't be any porn posted there, but other stuff will be.
Speaking of which, I am in the process of obtaining a means to create more Flash animations, meaning Cat-in-a-Bucket might just resurface -- if I can get enough motivation to return to it. ^^;
Speaking of which, I am in the process of obtaining a means to create more Flash animations, meaning Cat-in-a-Bucket might just resurface -- if I can get enough motivation to return to it. ^^;
Convention
General | Posted 17 years agoTotally disappearing for the weekend to attend Nan Desu (desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu) Kan in Denver. If you see me there, say hi! If you want.
Commissions
General | Posted 17 years agoSo lately my wallet's been suffering something fierce, and I decided I'd try this again since it's been almost 3/4 a year since I tried last time. As such, I am asking folks if there is any interest in commissioned stories from me. Said stories would be given top priority over other stories as soon as money was received (classwork does come first), and could be anywhere from G to X in nature. Let's say... $10 for a five-pager (as defined by the Serif text in OpenOffice, double-spaced), price negotiable for longer or shorter? Note or comment if you're interested; I'll limit the slots available based on the nature of what is requested first coupled with the ability for swift payment.
Progress Report
General | Posted 17 years agoI used to dread those words; that's what they'd call what they'd send home when I was doing poorly in school (read: not doing homework). :P
Anyway, what am I working on? Am I just sitting around and feeling my ass grow? ...Okay, so I am, but I've done some things too.
I've completed what I feel is the first half of the fifth installment of the ScreenPets serial. True, I had gotten that far back in June some time, but I need to regain motivation to finish that. ^^; In addition to this, I've begun writing a preliminary setup and script for a future doujinshi, a co-op operation between myself and
Shimmerfox. This project will take quite a while, as I've got to get a good feel for the characters involved and she's got to get the hang of drawing them; however, when it's done, we'll both be posting it. Here's hoping it's worth the wait!
(You should go watch her anyway; she and I discussed it some last night, and I believe she's going to be uploading some of the preliminary sketches some time in the near future. :3 )
Anyway, what am I working on? Am I just sitting around and feeling my ass grow? ...Okay, so I am, but I've done some things too.
I've completed what I feel is the first half of the fifth installment of the ScreenPets serial. True, I had gotten that far back in June some time, but I need to regain motivation to finish that. ^^; In addition to this, I've begun writing a preliminary setup and script for a future doujinshi, a co-op operation between myself and
Shimmerfox. This project will take quite a while, as I've got to get a good feel for the characters involved and she's got to get the hang of drawing them; however, when it's done, we'll both be posting it. Here's hoping it's worth the wait!(You should go watch her anyway; she and I discussed it some last night, and I believe she's going to be uploading some of the preliminary sketches some time in the near future. :3 )
oh god
General | Posted 17 years agoIt's back! So what's been going on the past month? Let's see if I can remember all of it...
I got an old IBM RT from 1986 operational, and in the process made contact with the original AIX head architect, the head architect for AIX on the RS/6000, a former manager of network management systems at UUNET, and the current head architect of the OpenAFS project. I obtained and repaired an SGI Origin 200 server, as well as a SPARCclassic. I made an old 1970s portable oscilloscope fully operational. I performed a "feed the masses" miracle. I narrowly averted jury duty. I learned how to make Apache work. I obtained a student loan for the Fall semester. I registered for an orbital mechanics (rocket science) course. I read the entirety of the Dragon Half manga. I've begun research to develop a universal model for galactic evolution. Oh yeah, and I'm on my way to buying a house, maybe.
So... it's been a pretty dull, uneventful month, really.
I got an old IBM RT from 1986 operational, and in the process made contact with the original AIX head architect, the head architect for AIX on the RS/6000, a former manager of network management systems at UUNET, and the current head architect of the OpenAFS project. I obtained and repaired an SGI Origin 200 server, as well as a SPARCclassic. I made an old 1970s portable oscilloscope fully operational. I performed a "feed the masses" miracle. I narrowly averted jury duty. I learned how to make Apache work. I obtained a student loan for the Fall semester. I registered for an orbital mechanics (rocket science) course. I read the entirety of the Dragon Half manga. I've begun research to develop a universal model for galactic evolution. Oh yeah, and I'm on my way to buying a house, maybe.
So... it's been a pretty dull, uneventful month, really.
Personal Boundaries
General | Posted 17 years agoSo it has come to my attention I should probably begin laying these down, since, well, perhaps my expectations of social interactions are skewed somewhat or something. Anyway, here we go.
- I do not mind chatting with most anyone; if you message me and I can basically understand what you're talking about (i.e. not in Turkish), I'll probably respond. Keep in mind however, just because I'm online doesn't mean I'm at my computer; I leave my system on pretty much 24/7, meaning I'm always logged in.
- Type-fucking is a very fickle thing for me. Sometimes, if you make the advance, I'll go with it; other times, I'll either tell you to fuck off or just not even reply. Knowing you even a little is a huge help in that area regardless of my mood. In that regard, I have very many HUGE boundaries; it's probably best to look at my Rabbit Hole page for what not to do: http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Baphijmm
- I am an eastern dragon. I am not a dog, horse, cat, weasel, three-toed sloth, or beaver. I am what I am and that's all what I am; please don't ask me to be something I'm not, especially if it's just so you can get your rocks off.
- Yes, I am into mind / body control; however, I have, for all intents and purposes, given up on hypnosis. The thought of the act in and of itself is not a terribly huge fetish of mine, and the few times I've tried it, it resulted in absolutely nothing. PLEASE, do not message me if you're only doing so because you think you've got the answer for that. Also - and this is a good rule of thumb for interaction with anyone - DON'T USE HYPNOTIC TRIGGERS WITHOUT GETTING PERMISSION. No, hypnosis never worked for me; however, doing that makes you come across as a creep, especially if I know what it's supposed to do. The moment either you do this or I realize that's what you've done, I am not speaking to you again.
- If you meet me in real life, I do not mind a light hug, greeting, handshake, etc.; heck, I don't even mind playful banter or flirting. I DO mind glomping, bear hugs, kisses, groping, etc. unless I know you VERY well, i.e. have met you in the past and have known you physically for at least a month (and even that is stretching it).
- I do not mind chatting with most anyone; if you message me and I can basically understand what you're talking about (i.e. not in Turkish), I'll probably respond. Keep in mind however, just because I'm online doesn't mean I'm at my computer; I leave my system on pretty much 24/7, meaning I'm always logged in.
- Type-fucking is a very fickle thing for me. Sometimes, if you make the advance, I'll go with it; other times, I'll either tell you to fuck off or just not even reply. Knowing you even a little is a huge help in that area regardless of my mood. In that regard, I have very many HUGE boundaries; it's probably best to look at my Rabbit Hole page for what not to do: http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Baphijmm
- I am an eastern dragon. I am not a dog, horse, cat, weasel, three-toed sloth, or beaver. I am what I am and that's all what I am; please don't ask me to be something I'm not, especially if it's just so you can get your rocks off.
- Yes, I am into mind / body control; however, I have, for all intents and purposes, given up on hypnosis. The thought of the act in and of itself is not a terribly huge fetish of mine, and the few times I've tried it, it resulted in absolutely nothing. PLEASE, do not message me if you're only doing so because you think you've got the answer for that. Also - and this is a good rule of thumb for interaction with anyone - DON'T USE HYPNOTIC TRIGGERS WITHOUT GETTING PERMISSION. No, hypnosis never worked for me; however, doing that makes you come across as a creep, especially if I know what it's supposed to do. The moment either you do this or I realize that's what you've done, I am not speaking to you again.
- If you meet me in real life, I do not mind a light hug, greeting, handshake, etc.; heck, I don't even mind playful banter or flirting. I DO mind glomping, bear hugs, kisses, groping, etc. unless I know you VERY well, i.e. have met you in the past and have known you physically for at least a month (and even that is stretching it).
AC Confirmation
General | Posted 17 years ago*ahem* NO, I'm not going to AC! Stop asking!
Not that anyone's actually asked. :P But still, not going; way too much money for something I'm very very questionable about whether or not I'll actually enjoy it. So... hope everyone else going has fun, at least. :P
Not that anyone's actually asked. :P But still, not going; way too much money for something I'm very very questionable about whether or not I'll actually enjoy it. So... hope everyone else going has fun, at least. :P
The Wild West, Episode 1: Complete!
General | Posted 17 years agoMore meme
General | Posted 17 years agoSo since that last entry is all depressing and shit, let's just gloss over it.
Stolen from Chryseus.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. (No, I don't have a license, why do you ask?)
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth. (I guess...)
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident. (Never while driving.)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 67%
Stolen from Chryseus.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. (No, I don't have a license, why do you ask?)
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth. (I guess...)
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident. (Never while driving.)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 67%
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