FA+
Shop
Dating Advice?
General | Posted 15 years agoOkay, so here's the situation.
I've been taking a creative writing class for about a month now, and there's this one cute girl who may have a thing for me. She suggested I write a story about WoW (I mentioned that I was a WoW-head during orientation when we were all introducing ourselves), and I did and then showed it to her. She asked for an opinion on her own works, something I gave her, and now we're both casually exchanging papers to go over.
Thing is, I'm not even sure if she even likes me. Well, I'm sure she does. We have fairly friendly, if brief, chats after class, but I'm not sure if she likes me in that sort of way. Maybe it's just my writing she likes.
I have her e-mail address, so I was thinking of maybe hitting her up on Yahoo IM. You know, get to know her a little better.
I don't know. What do you guys think? Any advice on how I should proceed would be much appreciated.
I've been taking a creative writing class for about a month now, and there's this one cute girl who may have a thing for me. She suggested I write a story about WoW (I mentioned that I was a WoW-head during orientation when we were all introducing ourselves), and I did and then showed it to her. She asked for an opinion on her own works, something I gave her, and now we're both casually exchanging papers to go over.
Thing is, I'm not even sure if she even likes me. Well, I'm sure she does. We have fairly friendly, if brief, chats after class, but I'm not sure if she likes me in that sort of way. Maybe it's just my writing she likes.
I have her e-mail address, so I was thinking of maybe hitting her up on Yahoo IM. You know, get to know her a little better.
I don't know. What do you guys think? Any advice on how I should proceed would be much appreciated.
Wow.......again
General | Posted 15 years ago23 watchers. Jeez-us.
Okay I gotta know, what makes you guys watch me? And don't say it's because I'm a fellow "TKT-er," I mean the other guys. The non TKT-ers. Why are they watching?
Okay I gotta know, what makes you guys watch me? And don't say it's because I'm a fellow "TKT-er," I mean the other guys. The non TKT-ers. Why are they watching?
Possible Commissions?
General | Posted 15 years agoOkay, so I've been in a rut lately. I'll spare you all the details, but the bottom-line is: I neez mo' moneh. And since I can't find an online job that doesn't look like a scam and I'm FAR too lazy to go get a real job, I've decided to exploit my one true talent; writing smut.
I don't have a solid set of rates yet, but here is what I was thinking:
1-500 words: $10
501-1,000 words: $15
1,001-1,500 words: $20
And so on. Basically, the first 500 words would be ten bucks, and every 500 words after that would be five bucks more. If I need to adjust the pricing at all, feel free to speak up. And more importantly, would anyone even be willing to commish me?
I don't have Paypal so payments would have to be sent to me by cash through the mail. I'll give out my address once this idea starts looking actually feasible and prices are finalized. Some rules about my writing:
NO YAOI:
I'm a heterosexual man, so I'll have to decline to this.
NO GANGBANGS:
And by that I mean no 10 guys fucking 1 girl or anything like that. Basically, I won't write it if it involves more then one naked guy for every naked girl. Course, if it's the reverse, 10 girls fucking 1 guy, then hell yeah I'll write it.
NO FUTA:
Sorry, but I'm in the camp that likes ladies with lady parts. I will do strap-ons, though.......long as they're going into a woman's butt anyway.
NO BEASTIALITY:
I like my sex to be between consensual sentients, if it's all the same to you.
NO SCAT OR WATER WORKS
For obvious reasons.
NOTE ABOUT TENTACLES:
Yes, I can do tentacle porn. But a brief note; the tentacles will be attached to a hot chick instead of a big gross monster. Just letting you know.
And of course, I reserve the right to refuse an offer if I'm uncomfortable with the subject matter for any reason.
Yeah I know. I'm something of a prude by FA standards, but hopefully I can rake in a little extra income. So, if you've got a smutty little diddy you'd like me to write, please don't hesitate to leave a comment.
I don't have a solid set of rates yet, but here is what I was thinking:
1-500 words: $10
501-1,000 words: $15
1,001-1,500 words: $20
And so on. Basically, the first 500 words would be ten bucks, and every 500 words after that would be five bucks more. If I need to adjust the pricing at all, feel free to speak up. And more importantly, would anyone even be willing to commish me?
I don't have Paypal so payments would have to be sent to me by cash through the mail. I'll give out my address once this idea starts looking actually feasible and prices are finalized. Some rules about my writing:
NO YAOI:
I'm a heterosexual man, so I'll have to decline to this.
NO GANGBANGS:
And by that I mean no 10 guys fucking 1 girl or anything like that. Basically, I won't write it if it involves more then one naked guy for every naked girl. Course, if it's the reverse, 10 girls fucking 1 guy, then hell yeah I'll write it.
NO FUTA:
Sorry, but I'm in the camp that likes ladies with lady parts. I will do strap-ons, though.......long as they're going into a woman's butt anyway.
NO BEASTIALITY:
I like my sex to be between consensual sentients, if it's all the same to you.
NO SCAT OR WATER WORKS
For obvious reasons.
NOTE ABOUT TENTACLES:
Yes, I can do tentacle porn. But a brief note; the tentacles will be attached to a hot chick instead of a big gross monster. Just letting you know.
And of course, I reserve the right to refuse an offer if I'm uncomfortable with the subject matter for any reason.
Yeah I know. I'm something of a prude by FA standards, but hopefully I can rake in a little extra income. So, if you've got a smutty little diddy you'd like me to write, please don't hesitate to leave a comment.
Left 4 Dead Art Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoI'm bored. And ever since I downloaded that Left 4 Dead 2 demo, I've been on an L4D kick lately. Combine that with an FA account and what do you get? Why, another Art Meme of course!!
Alright. You know how all this works. You draw what the Meme tells you to draw. Simple enough. Okay, here we go:
Welcome to the Left 4 Dead Art Meme!!
First, pick four of your original characters. If you don't have four, borrow a few from your friends until you have four!
Now, draw them in a safe room, arming themselves with the weapons of their choice!
A Horde of zombies attack!
A Smoker has Character #1!!
A Boomer has vomited on Character #4!!
A Hunter has pounced on Character #2!!
Oh Shit! TAAAAANK!!!!
Character #3 has been seriously injured! Draw Character #4 healing them.
A Charger has Character #4!!
A Spitter has spat on Character #3!!
A Jockey has leapt on top of Character #1!!
Shh! Witch. Try and sneak around her......
The Rescue Vehicle is here!! Get to it, and kill any zombies that get in the way!!
The Survivors have escaped!! But who will be next? (i.e., Tag someone)
So yeah. I have a very large amount of people watching me now (which really does astound me, by the way), so hopefully this will soon become a proper Art Meme that will sweep across this site like wildfire!!
Hopefully......
Alright. You know how all this works. You draw what the Meme tells you to draw. Simple enough. Okay, here we go:
Welcome to the Left 4 Dead Art Meme!!
First, pick four of your original characters. If you don't have four, borrow a few from your friends until you have four!
Now, draw them in a safe room, arming themselves with the weapons of their choice!
A Horde of zombies attack!
A Smoker has Character #1!!
A Boomer has vomited on Character #4!!
A Hunter has pounced on Character #2!!
Oh Shit! TAAAAANK!!!!
Character #3 has been seriously injured! Draw Character #4 healing them.
A Charger has Character #4!!
A Spitter has spat on Character #3!!
A Jockey has leapt on top of Character #1!!
Shh! Witch. Try and sneak around her......
The Rescue Vehicle is here!! Get to it, and kill any zombies that get in the way!!
The Survivors have escaped!! But who will be next? (i.e., Tag someone)
So yeah. I have a very large amount of people watching me now (which really does astound me, by the way), so hopefully this will soon become a proper Art Meme that will sweep across this site like wildfire!!
Hopefully......
Wow.
General | Posted 16 years agoThirteen Watches. Lot more than I thought I would get. I mean, I'm not much of an artist and I don't consider my gallery that big or impressive compared to other people. But, well......here we are.
So...............Yeah. Just how did you guys find me, anyway?
So...............Yeah. Just how did you guys find me, anyway?
Fractured Fairy Tales
General | Posted 16 years agoMy mom sent me this in e-mail today so I could have a good laugh. It was all pretty funny so I thought I'd share it with you guys. This seems like the kind of stuff 
dusty would post in her journal. Well, looks like I'll be your hentai bunny for today :)
......Wow that sounded wrong. Anyway, here you go.
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
********************
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
********************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
********************
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass' !!
********************
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
********************
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
********************
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
********************
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car..
dusty would post in her journal. Well, looks like I'll be your hentai bunny for today :)......Wow that sounded wrong. Anyway, here you go.
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
********************
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
********************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
********************
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass' !!
********************
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
********************
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
********************
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
********************
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car..
Ask That Guy Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoHey guys. It's me again. You know, that guy who you never really pay much attention too cuz he hardly posts diddly? Well, I've got something for you all. A while back, Douglas Walker AKA "ThatGuyWithTheGlasses" posted a video challenge for all his fans.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi.....guy-episode-30
Now, while this contest is over, ain't no reason why we meme-crazy guys and gals on FA can't have some fun with it, now can we? So, in FA tradition, I've decided to make this into a meme.
Here are the rules. Pick any of one of your characters, be they OC or your Fursona. And then, have them answer the following five questions:
What killed the Dinosaurs?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Can you tell me how to get back on to the Freeway?
What would YOU do for a klondike bar?
Remember, your characters are the ones answering the questions, not you. Why? Because I would easily imagine that OC'S and Fursona's would produce funnier answers than our real life selves. You may answer these questions in either journal or art form, the latter of which should illustrate the answers to the questions. Whichever you prefer. If you're not sure what kind of answers to provide, here are the winners of that contest to provide you with ideas and inspiration:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi.....e-user-edition
After you answer the questions, tag three people you know that have characters of their own to have THEM answer the questions. Now then. For the first three to test drive this new meme I've created, I tag........
Anthos
Kingman
Kaijumorpher_V2
Alright you three. Be funny, be slightly twisted, and most of all, have fun!
........
Get to it.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi.....guy-episode-30
Now, while this contest is over, ain't no reason why we meme-crazy guys and gals on FA can't have some fun with it, now can we? So, in FA tradition, I've decided to make this into a meme.
Here are the rules. Pick any of one of your characters, be they OC or your Fursona. And then, have them answer the following five questions:
What killed the Dinosaurs?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Can you tell me how to get back on to the Freeway?
What would YOU do for a klondike bar?
Remember, your characters are the ones answering the questions, not you. Why? Because I would easily imagine that OC'S and Fursona's would produce funnier answers than our real life selves. You may answer these questions in either journal or art form, the latter of which should illustrate the answers to the questions. Whichever you prefer. If you're not sure what kind of answers to provide, here are the winners of that contest to provide you with ideas and inspiration:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi.....e-user-edition
After you answer the questions, tag three people you know that have characters of their own to have THEM answer the questions. Now then. For the first three to test drive this new meme I've created, I tag........
Anthos
Kingman
Kaijumorpher_V2Alright you three. Be funny, be slightly twisted, and most of all, have fun!
........
Get to it.
The Fall of Reach.
General | Posted 16 years agoHalo 3 is one of my favorite multiplayer games. I like playing as an elite, because I think it's just plain cool to play as a dinosaur-esque alien. But, there seems to be a lot of hate within the fandom towards players who play elites, calling them names like "Fag", "Newb", and so on. So, I wrote this song a while back to remind everyone of the Sangheili's accomplishments. It's based on "War of 1812" by Three Dead Trolls in a baggie, so imagine that song with these modified, Halo-themed lyrics. Enjoy.
THE FALL OF REACH
Oh, come back proud Sangheili,
to before Halo 2,
There was no Arbiter,
The Needler sucked poo.
In 2552, Master Chief was mad,
He was the protagonist you know
Well he thought he'd tell the Covenant where they ought to go
He thought he'd defend the colonies,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Planet Reach.........
AND BURNED DOWN ALL HIS STUFF!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
Those hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red
Left home to defend Planet Reach,
But they returned home dead!
It's the only battle the humans lost, except for Harvest
And also Onyx.
Right! And Planet Jarvis.*
They learned not to mess with Elites,
A lesson that we teached,
So join right in and gloat about
THE FALL OF REACH!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
In 2552, we were just floatin' in space,
mindin' our own business, didn't show no angry face
We saw the humans' heresy and had to end their race,
So we took some ships to Reach, and BURNED IT WITHOUT A TRACE
Oh......we.......fired our guns but the humans kept-a-fightin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and the humans started runnin'
Down the river to the tower of Olympio-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
They ran through the mountains and they ran through the fields,
They ran through the bushes where the mica's** wouldn't go
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their artifact
Of the forerunners back to Earthio-woah-woah
So, if you go to Reach today, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, AND WE'LL BURN THE COLONY TWICE!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
BUT THE SPARTANS WON'T ADMIT IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
IT BURNED AND BURNED AND BURNED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
OH I'LL BET THAT MADE THEM MAD!
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA-WAA-WAAH!!
AT THE FALL.....
OF REEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!!
*=Made up alien planet
**=Made up alien animal
THE FALL OF REACH
Oh, come back proud Sangheili,
to before Halo 2,
There was no Arbiter,
The Needler sucked poo.
In 2552, Master Chief was mad,
He was the protagonist you know
Well he thought he'd tell the Covenant where they ought to go
He thought he'd defend the colonies,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Planet Reach.........
AND BURNED DOWN ALL HIS STUFF!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
Those hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red
Left home to defend Planet Reach,
But they returned home dead!
It's the only battle the humans lost, except for Harvest
And also Onyx.
Right! And Planet Jarvis.*
They learned not to mess with Elites,
A lesson that we teached,
So join right in and gloat about
THE FALL OF REACH!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
In 2552, we were just floatin' in space,
mindin' our own business, didn't show no angry face
We saw the humans' heresy and had to end their race,
So we took some ships to Reach, and BURNED IT WITHOUT A TRACE
Oh......we.......fired our guns but the humans kept-a-fightin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and the humans started runnin'
Down the river to the tower of Olympio-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
They ran through the mountains and they ran through the fields,
They ran through the bushes where the mica's** wouldn't go
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their artifact
Of the forerunners back to Earthio-woah-woah
So, if you go to Reach today, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, AND WE'LL BURN THE COLONY TWICE!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
BUT THE SPARTANS WON'T ADMIT IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
IT BURNED AND BURNED AND BURNED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
OH I'LL BET THAT MADE THEM MAD!
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA-WAA-WAAH!!
AT THE FALL.....
OF REEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!!
*=Made up alien planet
**=Made up alien animal
Valaentine's Day Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoStole this from 
NessVII
Right. Let's get this over with.
1. Are you Single or Taken?
Single and hating it.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. Any kind will do, just no nuts please.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?
No.
4. Do you like anyone?
Yes, but to be honest, I'm not really sure if pursuing those feelings is a good idea.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's Day?
Nope.
6. What would be your dream Valentine's Date?
Go see a movie, have a nice dinner, and wrap it all up with some freaky-deaky monkey sex. Of course, nothing but freaky-deaky monkey sex all day long is also a desirable option.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Depends on my current romantic situation. Right now, all's quiet on the romantic front, so it's just another day to me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Nope.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe. If I really loved them and they were pretty far away, hell yeah I would.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
As anything other than a symbol to be slapped on greeting cards? Not really
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nah.
12. Do you still send out Valentines Cards?
Nope.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
No.
14. Is Valentines Depressing?
Bite me.
15. How do you feel about PDA?
I don't mind. I envy the dude, but I don't mind.
16. How is your love life?
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No. Course that's cuz I never had a girlfriend.
18. How many roses would you want?
None.
19. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I hope so. God help me, I hope so.
Yeah, sorry if I came across as more than a little bitter. But years of loneliness and growing used to rejection can do that to you.
NessVIIRight. Let's get this over with.
1. Are you Single or Taken?
Single and hating it.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. Any kind will do, just no nuts please.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?
No.
4. Do you like anyone?
Yes, but to be honest, I'm not really sure if pursuing those feelings is a good idea.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's Day?
Nope.
6. What would be your dream Valentine's Date?
Go see a movie, have a nice dinner, and wrap it all up with some freaky-deaky monkey sex. Of course, nothing but freaky-deaky monkey sex all day long is also a desirable option.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Depends on my current romantic situation. Right now, all's quiet on the romantic front, so it's just another day to me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Nope.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe. If I really loved them and they were pretty far away, hell yeah I would.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
As anything other than a symbol to be slapped on greeting cards? Not really
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nah.
12. Do you still send out Valentines Cards?
Nope.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
No.
14. Is Valentines Depressing?
Bite me.
15. How do you feel about PDA?
I don't mind. I envy the dude, but I don't mind.
16. How is your love life?
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No. Course that's cuz I never had a girlfriend.
18. How many roses would you want?
None.
19. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I hope so. God help me, I hope so.
Yeah, sorry if I came across as more than a little bitter. But years of loneliness and growing used to rejection can do that to you.
A taste of things to come.
General | Posted 17 years agoOkay. Ever since I made this account, only thing it's been good for is allowing me to see some of the more "XXX" stuff. I think it's time I changed all that.
Also, for some strange reason, I feel more compelled to work on this account then on my Deviant Art account. What to do you think THAT says about me?
Anyway, while I'm no artist I am a writer, so I suppose I con post some of my fanfics, both old and new, in my gallery. I mean, let's face it. That picture of the Brute Babe is hot and all, but it alone just ain't gonna cut it anymore. I'm in FA this deep, might as well make myself useful and post some stuff.
So, in summary, my gallery will actually have some content pretty soon.
........
Hopefully.
Also, for some strange reason, I feel more compelled to work on this account then on my Deviant Art account. What to do you think THAT says about me?
Anyway, while I'm no artist I am a writer, so I suppose I con post some of my fanfics, both old and new, in my gallery. I mean, let's face it. That picture of the Brute Babe is hot and all, but it alone just ain't gonna cut it anymore. I'm in FA this deep, might as well make myself useful and post some stuff.
So, in summary, my gallery will actually have some content pretty soon.
........
Hopefully.
Video Game Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoStole this from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaijumorpherv2
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
Playstation 1
2) Name a few games you played on said console. The ones you played the most.
Crash Bandicoot: Warped, Spyro the Dragon, A Bug's Life
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
Three. A Playstation 2, a Gamecube, and an Xbox 360.
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
No.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
"Hell yes!" The monsters from the Monster Hunter games!
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
I'd ask them to wash their hands first. Or at least wipe it off on a towel.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
Kingdom Hearts (the original) followed closely by Pokemon and Mass Effect.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
3D. I was born in 1990, so I can't really help it.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
No. Next question.
10) Are you good at DDR?
I've never played it, so I can't say I am.
11) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
Judging from your tone, I'd say you.
12) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Well I AM a total shut-in, so I'd say yes.
13) Do you listen to video game music?
Yes.
14) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
No.
15) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
To put it bluntly, no.
16) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
Nothing springs to mind I'm afraid. Next question.
17) Mario or Sonic?
Mario. Though Sonic is still kinda cool
18) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version? It doesn't have to be SpiderMan btw.
If the game itself looks cool, then yes.
19) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Puzzle games, I guess. Excluding Portal, of course.
20) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love? You can name a few if you want to.
Shadow of the Colossus. I also feel that Spore and Halo are under-appreciated at times, but they're big boys that don't really need defending.
21) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
A few times, yes.
22) Do you own any VG apparel?
No. Unless you count the Pokemon posters that still hang in my childhood bedroom.
23) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Never saw it. Though I'm guessing it's pretty bad.
24) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Again, didn't see it, but guessing it was pretty bad.
25) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO?
Which three? But if you want video game hotness, look no further than Natalya from Destroy All Humans 2.
26) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
No. No I do not.
27) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
No, and thank God for that.
28) Do you own any import games?
I did once. It was a Robot Wars game from Britain. Didn't work on my PS2.
29) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
I hate you.
30) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
Part of me wants to get a Mario tatoo, you know, so someone will actually GET IT. But my inner nerd wants to get a tatoo of everyone's favorite Krogan Battlemaster; Urdnot Wrex.
31) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
No. But I do feel a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment. I follow it up with interent research to see if there will be a sequel.
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
Playstation 1
2) Name a few games you played on said console. The ones you played the most.
Crash Bandicoot: Warped, Spyro the Dragon, A Bug's Life
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
Three. A Playstation 2, a Gamecube, and an Xbox 360.
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
No.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
"Hell yes!" The monsters from the Monster Hunter games!
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
I'd ask them to wash their hands first. Or at least wipe it off on a towel.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
Kingdom Hearts (the original) followed closely by Pokemon and Mass Effect.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
3D. I was born in 1990, so I can't really help it.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
No. Next question.
10) Are you good at DDR?
I've never played it, so I can't say I am.
11) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
Judging from your tone, I'd say you.
12) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Well I AM a total shut-in, so I'd say yes.
13) Do you listen to video game music?
Yes.
14) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
No.
15) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
To put it bluntly, no.
16) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
Nothing springs to mind I'm afraid. Next question.
17) Mario or Sonic?
Mario. Though Sonic is still kinda cool
18) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version? It doesn't have to be SpiderMan btw.
If the game itself looks cool, then yes.
19) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Puzzle games, I guess. Excluding Portal, of course.
20) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love? You can name a few if you want to.
Shadow of the Colossus. I also feel that Spore and Halo are under-appreciated at times, but they're big boys that don't really need defending.
21) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
A few times, yes.
22) Do you own any VG apparel?
No. Unless you count the Pokemon posters that still hang in my childhood bedroom.
23) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Never saw it. Though I'm guessing it's pretty bad.
24) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Again, didn't see it, but guessing it was pretty bad.
25) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO?
Which three? But if you want video game hotness, look no further than Natalya from Destroy All Humans 2.
26) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
No. No I do not.
27) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
No, and thank God for that.
28) Do you own any import games?
I did once. It was a Robot Wars game from Britain. Didn't work on my PS2.
29) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
I hate you.
30) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
Part of me wants to get a Mario tatoo, you know, so someone will actually GET IT. But my inner nerd wants to get a tatoo of everyone's favorite Krogan Battlemaster; Urdnot Wrex.
31) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
No. But I do feel a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment. I follow it up with interent research to see if there will be a sequel.
Need help.
General | Posted 17 years agoOkay. I used to do Sprite comics over at http://www.neomonsterisland.com/
Here's a few examples of my old work:
Imomu's Gundark
Neo Maidens: The Movie!
Warhead vs. Kaith
I've been missing doing this recently and I really want to get back into it. Maybe post some stuff here. I mean, lord only knows my gallery isn't exactly worthy of attention, save for the Brute Babe. There's just one thing standing in the way.
Paintbrush.
I have a mac, and Paintbrush is a paint program I downloaded from apple.com for free. As I have painfully found out, it's a frustrating piece of shit. It lacks all the benefits that the previous paint program "Appleworks Paint" had. I liked Appleworks Paint, and anyone who thinks Paintbrush is an upgrade should be shot!
Rage aside, what I'm asking for is suggestions. If anyone knows of a mac-friendly paint program that can do pretty much anything MS Paint can, don't be shy about posting it here.
Here's a few examples of my old work:
Imomu's Gundark
Neo Maidens: The Movie!
Warhead vs. Kaith
I've been missing doing this recently and I really want to get back into it. Maybe post some stuff here. I mean, lord only knows my gallery isn't exactly worthy of attention, save for the Brute Babe. There's just one thing standing in the way.
Paintbrush.
I have a mac, and Paintbrush is a paint program I downloaded from apple.com for free. As I have painfully found out, it's a frustrating piece of shit. It lacks all the benefits that the previous paint program "Appleworks Paint" had. I liked Appleworks Paint, and anyone who thinks Paintbrush is an upgrade should be shot!
Rage aside, what I'm asking for is suggestions. If anyone knows of a mac-friendly paint program that can do pretty much anything MS Paint can, don't be shy about posting it here.
Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder
General | Posted 17 years agohttp://www.minizebra.com/play/boobs.....r-shoulder.php
Someone I know posted this over at Neomonsterisland.com.
This is a dare, nay, A CHALLENGE to all the artists and fans who think they know a way around a woman's body. Play this game, and we'll find out just how knowledgeable you really are!
Apparently, I only got 17 out of 30 correct. I need to take an anatomy class.
Someone I know posted this over at Neomonsterisland.com.
This is a dare, nay, A CHALLENGE to all the artists and fans who think they know a way around a woman's body. Play this game, and we'll find out just how knowledgeable you really are!
Apparently, I only got 17 out of 30 correct. I need to take an anatomy class.
25 journals skipped
