So yeah, I am 18 years old now.

Woohoo I can now spend money and time on porn on the internet, most of all the furry kind.

...Ppfffffffyeah like I haven't done that already. Well not the money part, that hasn't been possible.

Anyway, just wanted you all to know that now that I am 18 I will move to a Real account, one that actually has a proper name instead of a frikking DBZ character with a random number afterwards. Yep, I was noobish when I first got here. But so far it has been good years, and I hope it will continue to be.

So for everyone who wants to follor/check out my new account, just go to  SwedishSock and check me out.

If not, have a great life. If you do, then until that time.

Alright, I do not think anyone will read this one. After all, I don't have many followers, and the ones I Do have has other things to look at then My journal, like... other artist's porn >.>

But anyway! I has got a blog of my own! Whether you want to read, and follow it or not is up to you. I will however post it here:

http://www.mynameissurreal.blogspot.com

So yeah... watch me!

So yeah, I've started playing LoL, or Leage of Legends. It's like DotA, but WAY better.
If you like DotA, start play it.
If you have no idea what I'm saying, try it.
But instead of googling the site up and download the (Super awesome free) game, and make an account that way, why not press this friendly referral link? :3

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> http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?.....=4c1df391c3f66 <

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Do that, play and get to level ten so I can get referral rewards! =D

Oh, I mean... *clears throat* Start playing so I have more to play with! =D Have fun!

So yeah, I am getting one year older this day, but with thoughts of what has happened this year, I say I've gotten Way older then one year. But ah, time wants to hold you back :3

And! I have found out I share my b-day with a very good artist,  UTX-ShapeShifter Go check him out if you haven't, and wish him happy birthday as well! =D

Anyway, so I guess that's it! I hope I get my dutch envelope yet! It has yet to arrive >.>!

Ok, I think I might have missed something here. Is Ricky Martin gay? I'm not really surprised, but can someone please tell me how when and where? >.> This made me curious.

Thanks

Stolen from  xXxKirai_KainashixXx Just because I felt for it


If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I've got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs (load me up)

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida (I live in Sweden >.>)
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish (i'm so hardcore)
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped (In school, damn random humpings! >.<)
[ ] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car (i helped)
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age (What won't you do :P)

TOTAL SO FAR: 33

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF (uh..)
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[ ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 35

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL 42


Wow... I guess I'm a real nerd with no life xD And still bad influence! Woo!

No, I don't mean IRL pupil, I'm talking about mybrute -.-

I have realized that I'm leveling way to slow, and want some pupils to help me ^^ Just click the link below, make a brute and fight me, and yay, I'm your masta!

http://aphazi.mybrute.com

I have a problem, a quite serious one.

I was doing that "song daring" thingy, you know, that I posted in my journal a month ago?

Well, it seems that the only means I know of to record myself singing without using another device then the computer and mic, is wondows movie maker, and then save it. The problem is, the filetype does not go well with what is allowed on FA.

So I wonder; Is there any way to convert it from WMM-project file to another one, that is compatible with FA?

I stole this from  TDGSeal


Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — no
Been arrested? — no
Kissed someone you didn't like? — no
Slept in until 5 PM? — no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — no
Experienced love at first sight? — no
Totaled your car in an accident? — no
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — nuu
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yah, totally
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes (xD I hate when that happens)
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — no...
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — no
Saw someone die? — no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — no, don't know what the point is with that game -.-'
Smoked a cigar? — no (but I have sniffed one =P)
Sat on a rooftop? — aw hell yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes!
Broken a bone? — no
Skipped school? — no
Eaten a bug? — no. or yes, I can't remember
Sleepwalked? — yes, I peed in the laundry, now I'm ashamed. No, not really.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — no
Ridden a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes, but that was when I was three
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes!
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no, but almost
Blacked out from drinking? — no
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — I don't really know
Cross-dressed? — No, god >.<
Been falling-down drunk? — no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — no
Eaten snake? — no
Marched/Protested? — No... but it'd be fun to do it!
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on an amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — maybe...
Knitted? — Yes, but I suck at it v.v
Been on TV? — almost, once again, almost
Shot a gun? — no
Skinny-dipped? — Dunno what that is
Given someone stitches? — no
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — no
Grabbed electric fence? — Yes
Eaten alligator meat? — no
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — no
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? — no
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — no
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — no
Believe in love? — sometimes yes, sometimes no, depends on mood really
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — yes


That's me. A boring person, right?

did it once before. It failed. Try this one more time. Will probably fail again -.-'

Well, Ask me anything. Come on, do it!

010 THINGS I WISH I COULD SAY TO TEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.

001 I want to meet up with you. And I want you there on the couch next to me.
002 I don't raelly ahve anything more I want to say, since I sa what I want to the peoples in question (Besides the one above)
003
004
005
006
007
008
009
010

009 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

001 I am a nerd, and only sits infront of the computer, even if i want to do other things.
002 I have not lived a crappy life, and it sometimes makes me feel guilty when talking to people who has.
003 I feel like I have a boring life, but I don't know how to change it.
004 I have a habit of thinking that no one knows what I'm talking about, even if they do.
005 I have the opposite habit of thinking that everyone understands me when no one does as well.
006 I try my best at everything, even though i feel personally someone can always do it better than me..
007 I hate the christian religion, but doesn't have a reason. I just hate it.
008 I don't hate all the peoples becuase they're christian though.
009 Sometimes I feel like I have completely fucked up, and my life is a minor failure.

008 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART.

001 Be honest, even if it's something I won't like.
002 Don't treat me like an idiot, or a child, just becuase I'm younger then you.
003 Understand that I need my alone time...and it's nothing personal.
004 If you're mad at me, or want me to do something, ask me, don't think that I know it automaticly
005 Don't take my irony or sarcasm personally, it's just my humor.
006 i feel like i nag at people, at bit, so put up with it...
007 Be affectionate, but not clingy. I love affection/touching in small doses.
008 Being yourself don't pretend to be or act like how people want you to. like acting black, emo, gothic or cool... just to impress me just be yourself.. if your like that normally i don't mind..


007 THINGS THAT CROSS MY MIND A LOT.

001 I wonder a lot how my life will be, and if I'll be happy with it when it's over
002 I oretend a lot about how it would be to cuddle IRL with the peoples I chat to, but not everyone.
003 I really want myself a computer off my own
004 I wonder how my life would be if Iwas someone
005 I can't help but think how it would be if I was a famous furry comedian, and made stand-ups at cons... Damn that'd be great
006 Can't be arsed i'll do it tomorrow... (then i forget... and leave it for weeks)
007 I really need to lift my ass and begin workout


006 I DO BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP.

001 Tell everyone I'm chatting to to have a good night
002 reads webcomics
003 If no one else is awake, fap >.> <.<
004 Playing games
005 Thinks about things... really weird things...
006 Eats a banana ^^


005 PEOPLE WHO MEAN A LOT. (i hate naming people even my friends out randomly..)
001 family.. (sums them up)
002 uhhh.... i really don't like putting people on things like this...
003
004
005


004 THINGS I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW.

001 Glasses
002Pink t-shirt (Pink is POWAH!)
003 Blue bathing shorts
004 Skin


003 SONGS I LISTEN TO OFTEN.

001 Everthing that crosses my ears
002 If I play Diablo, probably my masters voice while talking to him through headphones
003 My sister and her bf having sex (Cna't they learn to KEEP QUIET!?!?!)

002 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE.

001 get a BF
002 idk.. maybe attend a con...

001 CONFESSION.

001 I'm bosexual, but it's really only my family that doesn't know it, and I think that if I tell them they'll get mad... for me not telling them earlier -.-'

stole from the white rapper  crazy-husky

Answer these truthfully, and your grand total will say what you are X3

[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. (-__- *farts* aaahhh.. can you smell that)
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer. (If you can Call my works "texts")
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim. ( i can doggy paddle ^^, was the first I learned)
[x] - You have farted more than once today. (>___< *slight high pitch fart* wow slight but deadly)
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (Ordinary rock, Status Quo, Kiss, The darkness, those kind of rocks)

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime. (fuck yea)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (yeah sure, why not)
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion. (-__- furry doesn't count as a religion i am afarid)
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics. (^w^ of course)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[ ] - You like flowers. (I hate them >.<)
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (o__. the who?)
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's...
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[x] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (o_o i am not sure fisting counts)

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You like fire. (BURN!!! AHAHAH!!!)
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (half true, since i am computer student and like anime)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (Sometimes, but not as much as with boxers)

TOTAL SO FAR = 33

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[x] - You live in Europe. (Sweden!)
[x] - You have a fetish for something. (Isn't furry just one big fetish?)
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother. (the annoying kind)


TOTAL SO FAR = 39

[x] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer. (i NEVER!! dance so don't ask)
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (o.o he flew when i kicked hims)
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends. (I got more then that)
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 45

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to FA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy. SWEETS!!! DAMN YOU!! NOT CANDY!!!

TOTAL SO FAR = 52

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats. (and dogs as well)
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water. (I live right by the west coast of Sweden >.<)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (yes and this quiz is sort of that)

GRAND TOTAL = 56

I'm tofu?!

...WHAT THE HELL IS TOFU?!?!

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Stolen from TDGSeal

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (Ok one, but that was for 5 min, I don't think that count)
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. (I'm a swede, God!)
[ ]You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times. (I live in Sweden xD)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

I'm 17.

Wee, one year older then in the reality =P

Dudes:

[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer. (I drink it cuz it tastes good, Not to get drunk >.> <.<)
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I have no idea how much that is)
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 11/24


Babes:

[ ] You get a period.
[x] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girls Score - 5/24

WOO, I AM A MANLY MAN!

btw stolen from  Ren-Raku

Stolen from  crazy-husky

YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — never kissed someone T.T
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — No
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — Never
Been fired from a job? — Never had a job
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes, I suck at it
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes, do it all the time
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — not yet
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Sort of, dunno if that would count
Saw someone die? — Never
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes ^w^
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No, lol
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yush
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Nevah! (Gaa I'm a nerd -.-')
Eaten a bug? — Nope
Sleepwalked? — Yes (I peed in the laundry, so embarresing)
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — no
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — No (but I wished I had)
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes!
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no (but almost. 5mm isn't much)
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Oh God Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — No, do i look stupid
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No, WTF is that
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Knitted? — a little
Been on TV? — No
Shot a gun? — No
Skinny-dipped? — What?
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No, something that spicy would kill me
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — yes (My dickie >.> <.<)
Streaked? — No, i wish
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes ^w^
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — Yes. My poor hand T.T
Eaten alligator meat? — No, but i have eaten kitty-kat
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — No T.T I dearly wish
Believe in love? — Yes very much so
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes ^w^

Stolen from  qase

.:FIRE:.

[] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[] You are a good swimmer.
[] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

[] You are physically strong.
[] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[] You aren't afraid of anything.
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent. (Psh, I wish!)
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[] You wish you could fly.
Total: 7

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. (only somtimes though, depends on mood)
[x] You don't talk much.
[] You are atheist.
[] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[x] You believe everything you see or hear.
[] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[] Everyone loves to be around you.(If everyone would do that, then I'd kill myself -.-')
[] You always follow the rules.
Total: 6

I'm air and fire, woohoo! I can make burning tornados!
Air and fire, that's a druid elemental specc on Diablo II LOD =P

Yeah...

So the first three people to reply here with a song (that is singable) I will sing it and post it here XD

so yeah...what do you want me to sing?

(oh and only one song per person so make it good!)

And I dare you all to do this too, of course

I don't really know why I'm posting this, but whatever.

It seems that everyone I've talked to have tried to suck themselves off, and one person even said it's natural. It kinda feels that I'm missing out on something...

Bisexual as I am, I still find the thought of sucking myself off kinda... frightening.

I wanna know your oppinions on this, cuz I'm not sure what to think of it >.> <.<

In other news:

I've begun watching Bleach, and I can not help but curse myself of sitting home watching it all day instead of doing something with my life, like, taking away the fat I got on my stomach, or maybe begin to actually remind myself of getting rid of the pimples that's been on my face for a couple of years.

I also got a gba simulator and plays some Megaman games. Died after a few levels and yay, I've forgotten to save -.-' I gave it up and began watching Bleach. Again.

Anyways, that's all for me today folks, hope you can laugh at my blessfull ignorance, so I at least makes someone happy with it.

Favourite quote of this journal: "P.B! You will get back here and FUCK me RIGHT NOW!" *P.B is standing on the other side of the door giggleing* "Tee-hee, that was awesome!"

Stolen from  crazy-husky

Just because I wanna see what I am =P

MYTHICAL CREATURE QUIZ:

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 2

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 3

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 2

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person. (i'm more of an evening person)
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale. (more pink then pale, I need some color)
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 5

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 1

Zombie:
[x] You are pale (once again, want a tan -.-')
[X] You are hungry a lot. (I'm growing, what do you Think?)
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat. (depends which part)
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (i guess any one having sex regurally would)
[x] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (^w^ blood yay)
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music. music ^w^
[ ] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 5


Werewolf/zombie... hmm...
Does this mean I should choose biological as talents in Sonny 2 then?

But seriously, I love those are my two favourite fantasy creatures... and I'm mostly like them... Ahh, what a drag -.-'

Stolen from Crazyhusky, I make it because I want to know what you know or think about me

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

This Will be a complete and utter failure. Even so I'm going to try this, since I'm too bored not to try it.

Ask me whatever you want, and I will answer it.

I totally forgot to post it! It is my birthday today!

*starts singing* Come on Jenzo, it's your birthday, we're gonna party now it's your birthday we're gonna have a cake like now it's your birthday.

Celebrate meeeee!!!

Apply to be my boyfriend or girlfriend =D

Basics:

Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?


What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:



Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

W0ULD Y0U 2
go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
be my gf?
hug me?
buy me food?
take me home to meet your parents?
would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
sing car karaoke w/ me?
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
e-post this for me to answer your questions?
give me a piggyback ride?
come to my house at 3 am just to watch the stars?
take me home when im too drunk to drive?
get jealous when I hung out with the guys?
bring me mexican food from sombrero's just because?


D0 Y0U...
think im cute?
want to kiss me?
want to cuddle wit me?
want to hook up with me?
find yourself thinking of me?


ARE WE...
aquintences?
friends?
in a relationship?



AM i...
smart?
cute?
funny?
cool?
intersting to talk to?


HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought about me?
thought there might be an "us"?
thought about hookin up with me?
found yourself wanting to kiss me?
wished i were there?


ARE Y0U...
happy you know me?
mad at me?
thinkin bout me?
going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

I don't know why I'm doing this, these things never goes well for me anyway... Aw hell, let's just get this over with

Basics:

Name: Jens
Age: 15 (but 16 in april, mind that one)
Location: Stenungsund, Sweden
Height:
Hair (color and style): Grey/brown, boring color. Short, but let's it grow a while before cutting it
Eyes: Blue
Piercings/tattoos: None

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? My place, your place, cinema, wherever you want to go
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Changes depending of mood
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Drink? Sometimes, but only beer
4. Do you like the beach? Yes
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Of course
6. Do you like movies? Yes
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Yes
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? Yes, or no, or... that depends on what you want from me
9. If not what would we be doing? I don't know, hang out or something, enjoy eachother
10. Do you play an instrument? Yes
11. If so...what? Guitar and clarinet
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? Maybe
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Dunno. 6-8?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? I'm fun. Or so I think... I'm not fun, am I?
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Yes I would


What Would You do if...
I cried: Cheered you up as much as I could
I said I liked you: Jump up and down in joy
I kissed you: Be very surprised, but in a good way
I was hospitalized: Depends on what for, but I would worry
I ran away from home: Worry a lot
I got in a fight and you were there: Help you and kick the ones you were fighting with in the ass
I got dumped: Help you through it as good as I could
I pissed you off: get pissed off

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: Great, fun and really enjoyable
Eyes: I have never really seen them...
Face: I bet it's cute!
Hair: Ok, I'm getting tired of this
Clothes:this is why things like this never works out
Voice: Havn't even heard you, damn it
Humor: Best of humors
Choice of music: Great
Manners: Fantastic
Friends: I'll just jump down to the next one
Decisions:



Would You...
Be my friend: Of course
Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes I would, as long as you ask it of me
Buy me a birthday gift: If you would get it some day, yes
Lie to make me feel better: No
Spread rumors about me: No
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: If you'd ask me to
Keep a secret if I told you one: Yes
Loan me some cash: Depending on how much... Oh what the hell, yes I would
Hold my hand: Hm... tricky one... yes
Keep in touch: Why wouldn't I?
Make me a snack: Haha, if I could
Try and solve my problems: Yes
Love me: Yes
Makeout with me: Yes, it kinda goes together
Hold me in times of need: Yes
Ditch me: No
Use me: No
ask me out: Oh I wouldn't dare that
Date me: Yes
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: At first, no. After a while, yes
Hold me and make my problems go away: If I could, I would

W0ULD Y0U 2
go out with me? yes
give me your number? yes
kiss me? yes
let me kiss you? yes
watch a movie with me? yes
be my gf? no, Me is a guy
hug me? yes
buy me food? yes
take me home to meet your parents? yes
would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? yes
sing car karaoke w/ me? Dare I to do that? Yes I do
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Yes
e-post this for me to answer your questions? yes
give me a piggyback ride? yes
come to my house at 3 am just to watch the stars? yes
take me home when im too drunk to drive? yes
get jealous when I hung out with the guys? naa, not if I can come too
bring me mexican food from sombrero's just because? Maybe


D0 Y0U...
think im cute? I don't know
want to kiss me? I don't know
want to cuddle wit me? sure thing
want to hook up with me? yes
find yourself thinking of me? yes


ARE WE...
aquintences? yes
friends? yes
in a relationship? a friendship relationship, yeah.



AM i...
smart? yes
cute? yes
funny? yes
cool? sometimes >:3
intersting to talk to? Oh yes


HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought about me? Yes
thought there might be an "us"? Yes
thought about hookin up with me? Yes
found yourself wanting to kiss me? I don't know (Sorry, I jsut don't know that one)
wished i were there? No


ARE Y0U...
happy you know me? Yes
mad at me? No
thinkin bout me? Yes, I'm writing this, quite hard not to
going to repost this so that i will return the favor? I really hope you will, but I fear you won't

Stolen from  qase

Website link for the test is http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/hey.....f-gay-are-you/


You Scored as Straight

I like you very much and hope that you are succesful in life thankyou for being very accepting

Straight
70%
Straight Acting
60%
A Big Bear
40%
The all-round cute gay guy
30%
S + M guy
20%
Straight Queer Basher
10%
Raging Queer
0%

Pretty much as I thought I was like.
But I still get turned on bye seeing nakid guys o.O Oh well, I guess this more tests you're personality then what sex you like the most
...
I really hate gays beeing to much... gay >.<