I do still kind of hate everything.

Just like Yosuke!

Real update later.

Does anyone else find his show grating and obnoxious? D:

I guess he's kinda funny sometimes, but all he's doing is picking some videos from YouTube and making fun of the people in them. Like, really ripping into them. Being MEAN.

I guess that's not so bad, but a lot of these people are CHILDREN. I'm pretty sure they sign waivers and whatnot because they couldn't be on the show otherwise, I'm pretty sure that they kind of know what they're getting into, and I'm pretty sure that they end up appreciating the attention in the long run and everything...

But there is no force on the planet that will make me comfortable watching a grown man BEING MEAN to children. At worst, it's really really disturbing and wrong, and at best, it's... just not funny.

I dunno, my friends seem to really like the show. Maybe I'm just extra-sensitive because I was bullied horribly by peers and adults for my entire childhood and a ways into high school?

For whatever reason, his show doesn't make me laugh, it makes me cringe. Tosh is a thirtysomething grown-up asshole who makes a living and gets off on being mean to kids. How can you people watch this stuff??

swiped from  toni_serinn

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There's about ninety

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning or night.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I tend toward the side away from the wall.

4. Do you masturbate?
No, I'm an asexual robot with no emotions YES, OF COURSE

5. How often? Lately?
In the morning when I wake up and at night before I fall asleep.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nobody's ever offered.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Haven't had a bath in years.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I always get distracted with a really nice conversation and totally forget that there's a dick in front of me.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not so much.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Some-ONE? XD

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No

13. Would you choose love or money?
fried cheese

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
leaving the clothes on, putting fingers where they do not belong, and gluing origami animals to pieces of bread (no)

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
There's this guy who puts his hands all over me and I wish he would not do that D8<

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The forest.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
....the forest.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost, there was a car...

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
YES! 8D I mean no.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
It's what the "homo" in "homosexual" means

24. What's your sexuality?
homosexual

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
...

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
......

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
...who DOES that???

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not for myself. XD

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I seem to have inherited a purple dildo, never got the final word on whose dick it's cast from or who used to own it

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
ANYBODY MISSING A PURPLE DILDO??

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A total of two people have naughty pics of me. I look really really good in them, so I didn't have the heart to delete them. ;D

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not DURING, but I keep calling this guy "Trevor"

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
.....GaiaOnline was, like, a decade ago, COME ONNNNN I'll never live that down will I

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes, but it's not "all the way."

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What the one with the person and the legs like this and whatever? That's the one.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
It's a toss-up between getting pounded and pounding someone.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
...depends, how many people are in a "three-way?"

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't even think anyone is going to READ this, much less post it.

Happy birthday to meeee.

My teenage sister was like, "you're old now."

I said "shut up."

"Like... 26 isn't 'early twenties' anymore."

"shut up."

"it's not even 'MID-twenties...' it's, like... OLD twenties."

";___;"

Not really celebrating it this year. There's nothing to celebrate. My family wants to know what I want for my birthday, and I can't think of anything beyond "new tires and brake pads."

Seriously - I don't want another video game or CD or toy. I have plenty of those, I spent a lot of time getting rid of most of them, I live at home, I'm trying to get a new job, I don't really know who my friends are or how long I'll have them, I don't know what the future holds, or even if I HAVE a future, etc. I'm in a constant state of panic all the time.

So, for my birthday, I don't want any more goofy trinkets, I want a little security. And I'd feel a lot more secure if I could drive places without worrying about my tires exploding on the highway, AGAIN. That's really all I can think about anymore.

Anyway, that was a lot more bitter than I meant it to be. YAY ME FOR SURVIVING ANOTHER AWESOME YEAR!! 8D

Come look at my other places where I am.

I've been putting stuff on my Bandcamp page a lot lately: http://rabbitrabbit.bandcamp.com/

And I also have a tumblr: http://rabbitmyrabbit.tumblr.com/

And a Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/rabbitmyrabbit

Dumb ol' FA.

http://rabbitmyrabbit.tumblr.com/

I have tumblr.

I'm hoping to make this into a portfolio kind of thing, so people will see what awesome stuff I do and want to hire me. D:

Though something about the site seems to crash my poor, dumb computer, FNNNNNAAAARRRR angry noises.

I seem to be having another "why does everyone but me get to be happy" moment, QUICK, I NEED DONUTS STAT

Yes, I'm still doing BDSM Commissions! Still $7 a pop!

Despite the lull in gallery activity, I'm actually churning them out at a fairly decent rate and I just can't post any of them yet. Those who are still waiting, thank you for your patience. Won't be long now! >.>

Anybody else want one? Note me! Offer ends soon!

On a different note, I'd like to thank all the crackheads in California for how I had to snuffle and sniffle and wuffle with the worst head-cold I've had in years for two days while waiting for a pharmacy to open so I could buy some relief. Have to go through the pharmacy to buy Pseudophedrine these days so people won't make drugs out of it. So, thanks, druggies, for doing your part to keep my life just miserable enough. *hi-five*

I'm abrasive and dour and kind of mean and a total porcupine to everyone I care about. I don't make for very good company these days.

This is not likely to improve anytime soon.

Sorry.

I find myself GRIPPED by not caring. :|

So anyway, I got a year-end evaluation at work, finally.

It was not good. At some point, I became a terrible, terrible employee. Not sure how it happened, but I've been getting complaints all year about my attitude problem and how I'm not doing my part.

I have a lot of excuses, but none are really any good because nobody else is having the same problems. Clearly, it's me. I knew I was not at the top of my game this past year, but I didn't realize how BAD I'd gotten.

I'm trying to be positive, and trying to think about my clean slate and how 2011 is going to be very, very different, but I'm just so humiliated. I'll never stop feeling awful about this.

This job is making me miserable. It's actually a pretty good job, and it worked for a long, long time, but I'm miserable now. I feel bad complaining about it, but it's not what I'm meant for. This probably explains the decline in the quality of my work, but it's really bad because I might have jeopardized my chances of moving on to bigger and better things.

Anyway, these are just the thoughts that go through my mind as I'm applying for five jobs per day. Who on Earth would want me now? Bleh.

Here's what the CD's are like:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5077330

I was peddling them at FC, but others have expressed an interest as well, so I guess I'll make a few more CD's.

Who all is interested? Just so I can guess how many more to print. You can note me, and such.

Bad Friends is $4.
Orpheic Drive is $6.

Shipping waived. :3

More details on the submission -->
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5077330

Life is expensive these days, so any little thing you can do would help. Like pimping me out all over the web! That would be swell if people did that.

Warning: this is going to be kind of a weird entry. :/

FC 2011 was kind of disappointing and stressful. I was left out of a lot of things by the folks I thought I was mainly going to be hanging out with. I might have lost a couple of friends because of my dour demeanor. I spent a lot of time at the con alone, wondering why I had bothered. I didn't really sell many CD's. Wasn't always relaxing, wasn't always fun. And I didn't really get any.

But at the same time, I got invited to hang out with some people I didn't expect to care. I caught a really fun party or two, just talking and getting hammered in a room full of strangers. I think I made a couple of friends who might even remember who I am if I show up next year. My wandering around aimlessly was rewarded by running into groups who were doing things and getting caught up along for the ride. I DID sell two CD's, and someone even gave me money to draw for him - ON PURPOSE. Busy, fun, and I should stop complaining because I did get SOME... just not a lot.

It was a stressful, confusing, emotionally-draining mess, but altogether worthwhile. Still not sure if it will be worth the energy next year, though. Still debating. x_x

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I'm a grumpy badger who grumps about things, and I hate it when people take it personally. I'm trying to be less abrasive as a person, but it's kind of my default mode, especially these days.

So yeah, good and bad stuff happened. That's not much of an accolade, that's just how it went. 50% misery, 50% mind-blowing fun, without any in-between.

I guess this was good, because now work seems calm by comparison. 8(

I guess I did this already, by my answers are slightly different now that it's next week and my plans are solid-ish.

Arrival and Departure:
Thursday night arrival, Sunday afternoon departure.

Staying at:
Overflow hotel, Saint Claire Whatever.

Mode of Transportation:
Prolly driving. Anyone wanna carpool? Parking for the week is gonna be like $80, UGGGHHH

Room Share:
I have one by myself, because I am repulsive and nobody wanted to room with me.

Who Will I be with:
I will be hiding behind  chocolott.

Do you do free art?
Not so much.

Do you do trades?
I'll give you my banana for those Oreos.

Do you do commissions?
Indeed! I'll have a pad of paper and a box of pencils and pens, commission me on the spot. I'm cheap! That didn't sound too desperate, did it...?

Do you have prints/ CDs ?
MUSIC CD's! I'm cobbling together an EP. 8D I'll print out some liner notes and make some Original Art for the disc. Each one will be unique and beautiful! I'll make, like, four, because nobody will want them anyway.

Fursuit(s):
Make me want to run and escape.

Attending Parties:
I love getting drunk surrounded by weirdos and strangers.

How best to find me:
Play some disco. I will appear.

Drink:
I could go for a rum and Coke.

Smoke:
It's caused by heat, oxygen, and fuel. Generally, the cloudy gray stuff that comes out of fire.

Hugs:
Sure! But if you are a weirdo and make each hug last, like, five minutes, expect me to shove.

Talk:
Of course! It's called "socializing," it's one of the main reasons I'm going to a social event.

What is your gender?
Man-face.

How old are you?
25

Can I touch you?
Hugs are fine. And socially acceptable things are socially acceptable.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Heck yes! I sure won't be buying any for myself. Three dollars for a bottle of water? Fuck you, Club Spendy.

Can I give you lots of money?
Please, do.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
We'll see.

How tall are you?
6'2"

You look pissed off out of suit. Can I come up to you?
I just LOOK pissy. I'm actually nice. It's the eyebrows, I swear.

Are you nice?
Super.

Are you cliquey?
I tend to stick with people I know...

Can I stalk you?
Why would you want to?

If I see you, how should i get your attention?
Say "hi" and introduce yourself like some kind of normal person? Gee, I dunno.

Can I take a picture of ya?
Why would you want to??? I'm repulsive.

Can I steal ya away for *censored*?
We'll see. (I'm a lot easier than you'd think, though.)

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
That would be neato-torpedo.

Well, my New Year's was the fantastickest one ever. Loads of fun, good company! Way to start off the year right. :3

I have tons and tons and tons more to update about, but real life calls. Maybe I'll post about it in, like, March, I'm cleaning out 18 years of junk in my childhood bedroom getting ready to move again.

brb

Yeah, I just moved, and I should totally blog about it. But I am... beyond exhausted. Everything hurts and I feel like I am made of concrete and fail.

D:

*collapse*

Okay, I'm moving this month, and I have two big ol' tube TV's taking up space. They weigh about four tons apiece and don't even turn on. Long story.

What does one do with two big borken TV's? 8(

I bought one at Salvation Army for $35, they're not worth actual money to fix.

Sooo.... Goodwill? The City Dump? Leave them in the street? What?

I DUNNO

Bajoinked from  sage

From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Fuck you, I'll lie if I wanna, just like Lady Gaga

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Only just. ;-;

What do you carry with you at all times?
Cell phone, wallet, pen, ennui

Are you a cuddler?
With certain people

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
My clothes. My bed is also my dresser, it has these drawers. =D

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
My sister.

How are you feeling?
Saddish

Is something wrong right now?
loads

Are you mad at someone?
Highly

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
That part of the report card is pass/fail. It's important, but the fact that Guy A is the sexiest thing on two legs does not actually give him an edge over Guy B who is plenty cute but has a better personality. And I don't feel shallow about that, because how well you keep your appearance says a lot about you.

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Safeway sushi.

How many TRUE best friends do you have?
I wanna say "none," but that would upset some people...

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
No, some of us work for a living.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
None. If this meme weren't all heterocentric, I could put "same sex" and the answer would be "two."

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
On the exact opposite point of this continent. (San Francisco, California vs. St. John, Newfoundland, wtf)

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
Don't be stupid, people don't crush on me ever. >:|

When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Last week.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Never! How unhealthy for your brain meats.

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No.

Are you jealous of someone right now?
I'm jealous of exactly eight people right now.

Where is the person you like right now?
Erm... about an hour south? About an airplane ride east? Hard to say right now.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Safeway Sushi.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Packing.

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
HETEROCENTRIC WTF

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Afraid so.

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Never. Tried it once.

Could you cry right now?
Probably.

Are you okay with the life you live?
Not yet, but I feel like I'm on the verge.

Did you enjoy your day today?
No.

Do you have a tattoo?
Not yet. >.>

Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Yes. Maybe. I dunno.


Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Not that I remember... wanna be the first? :3

What was the last thing you spent money for?
Fast food. God, I've eaten nothing but for the past three days...

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
That was actuallyyyyyyyy ummmmmm oh Travis.

Do you call it fall or autumn?
Either.

11:11… Make a wish?
I WISH I HAD A HOT BOYFRIEND.
And that people would respond to my FC posts, maybe?

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
Probably Brian.

What were you up to at 9pm last night?
m******ating

Do you hold grudges?
One at a time.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
My longest is 26.

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
HETERO-F'N-CENTRIC MEMES ON A FURRY SITE, THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

Who was your last text from?
Mom.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes, but then I was proven wrong, and that there's always something rocker and bottomer.

One thing you’re looking forward to?
Death's sweet release? *drama queen*

Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Yes. Borderline hostile. I just don't emote. :<

Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Once upon a time. ;-;

What color is your camera?
Shiny and red~

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Yes... but not for the right things. Y'know?

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Yes. When I'm easy to read, it's when I want to be. FOOLED YOU

Are you wasting your time on someone?
HELL YES, like you wouldn't believe. D:

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Who hasn't?

By the way, what is your name?
Cletus Beerhose Robot Frogbean

Are you currently in a relationship?
Yeah, the same kind of relationship Lex Luthor has with Superman.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
No. I don't give them AT ALL.

What color is your favorite hoodie?
Brown. It has Tanooki Suit Mario on the front. <3

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
That's difficult to say. :<

Arrival and departure:
Arriving Thursday night, leaving sometime Sunday.

Staying at:
Overflow hotel down the street.

Mode of transportation:
Car-type thing.

Room share:
All by myself alone. ;-;

Major plans at the con:
Besides standing around feeling awkward, I have none.

Who will I be with:
 chocolott ... maybe... >.>

Fursuit(s):
They frighten me. I will run and hide. D:

Attending parties:
If I get invited, I guess...

How best to find me:
I look like this. I will be wandering, looking lost and confused. =D

Drink:
Diet Something.

Smoke:
Not particularly.

Hugs:
Uhhh... sure, why not .

Talk:
Sure!

Art:
I've nothing prepared.

Do you do trades?
Sure!

What is your gender?
Man-person.

How old are you?
25

Can I touch you?
We'll see.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You can buy me ANYTHING YOU WANT.

Can I give you lots of money?
Are you going to? :3

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
There is a list of people who can do that. It is very short.

How tall are you?
6'2"

You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
I always looked pissed off, even when I'm having fun.

Are you nice?
Always!

Are you cliquey?
I am an entire clique, actually.

Can I stalk you?
Just don't get caught.

Do you like parties?
With people I know, yeah.

If I see you, how should i get your attention?
Say, "Hi, my name is (insert your name here), I know you on FA, how's it going?" Like, y'know, a normal person?

Are you fursuiting?
Scared. D:

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
Of course. :3

Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
HELL YES FREE FOOD

Can I take a picture of ya?
As long as all my clothes are on.

Can I steal ya away for *censored*?
There is an even SHORTER list of people...

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
ehh

Wanna cuddle at the con?
Didn't you ask me this already?

You like shinies?
Do I like whats?

During the fursuit games what team ya gonna be on?
NOBODY'S TEAM. When it comes to childhood trauma, nobody wins. D:

Wanna play some Xbox games?
It's likely! But what ya'll got against the DS?

Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I WILL NOT BE SUITING D: D: D:

I'll probably regret putting this here, but it looks like I'm moving to Stockton and I need a roommate.

I was hoping that need would have been fulfilled by my sister, but she's hesitant.

Understandably. >.>

1. Do you snore?
I dunno. I'm always the last one to fall asleep, so nobody can tell me.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
They're the same thing!

3. What’s your worst fear?
That I'll be stuck in the goddamn Valley for the rest of my life.

4. As a kid, were you a LEGO maniac?
Yes.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It needs to die. But to be fair, I don't actually hate it any more than the other junk they're calling "entertainment" these days.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
No.

7. Were you a cute baby?
I was a HUGE baby.

8. Is the single life for you?
WELL, IT SURE LOOKS THAT WAY, DOESN'T IT???

9. What color is your keyboard?
Black. Like my soul.

10. Do you sing in the shower?
I hum in the shower.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No... my sister did, though. And didn't tell Mom until after. Oh, Mother turned such colors...

12. Any secret talents?
I can read minds. No, srsly.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Somewhere quiet... with a bed, and someone's arms wrapped around me...

14. Can you swim?
Yes. It's as easy as walking for me.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Not yet, but I've read synopses. >.>

17. Do you care about the ozone?
We're all gonna die stupid deaths anyway.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Blue.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Yeah, THERE'S a good use of my time.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Ugh, too many times.

21. Are you a single child?
no... I have three little sisters. '_'

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electric.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
If a deer took a shotgun and blew my head off, I would be all like, "well played." Or, "thanks."

24. Is marriage in your future?
I wish.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
No.

26. What are you allergic to?
Pets.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
Several months ago, to someone who had just rejected me lol

28. Is Tupac still alive?
I've been hearing this since high school. It was stupid then, IT'S STUPID EIGHT YEARS LATER, TOO.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
No.

30.How do you like your eggs?
Omelets! Filled with stuff! =D

31. Are blondes dumb?
The dumbest people I know have black hair, actually.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
That one weird planet in Ren and Stimpy.

33. What time is it?
8:49 AM

34. Do you have a nickname?
Badger, or Bunny.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Not "disgusting..." more like "underwhelming."

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
I'm ALWAYS in a car.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I LOVE having my neck kissed. <3

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
I LOVE the dark.

41. What are you addicted to?
Internet, candy.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Either.

43. Can you crack your neck?
Not on purpose. Owww

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not yet.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
1

46. Is drug free the way to be?
It's... ideal.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I'm the lightest sleepr you've ever met.

48. What color are your eyes?
Greenish-brownish and things.

50. Do you like your life?
I have everything I could possibly need, I'm better off than many people I know... but, no. Sometimes I really hate being alive.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
I hear The Rock is a really, really nice guy. And I want in his pants soooo bad.

52. Are you psychic?
No, I just know everything. Because I pay attention!

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Yeah, it's a book about a stupid teenager doing stupid things. He ends up in a loony house, but I don't think he's the least bit loony, he's just a STUPID TEENAGER. What a dumb book.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Vocals.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Never.

56. Can you snowboard?
No.

57. Do you like camping?
I'm an Eagle Scout and I HATE the great outdoors.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No, I do other embarrassing things. Like fart.

59. Do you believe in magic?
No.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
I'm warming up to them, but they still stink.

61. You believe in divorce?
Is this along the same lines as the Santa Claus question? Of course I believe in divorce, I've seen it.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Yes. I WIN, ARMAND, HAHAHAHA! I COULD DO IT EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID!!!

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yes. The main one was college, though.

64. Is it cold outside today?
For California, yes, but I could totally not wear a jackt today.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Root beer float. With chocolate ice cream, because it's BETTER.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
I have before, but I've never left the house with it.

67. Have you ever been kissed?
Not for like a year, but yeah.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
ALL OF THEM

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
NO

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Anju, by immi, a J-pop artist I discovered about two days ago.

71. Do you like your job?
I used to. Still like it better than retail.

72. Do you like your classes in school?
I liked my classes at MJC, but my professors at SFSU were MOSTLY a bunch of self-important ass-clowns.

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Deep fried?

74. Do you like these surveys?
I guess.

75. Do you know how to tag people?
No. Sometimes I hit them too hard and they fall down and cry and then I get kicked out of Hide and Seek. ;_;

Okay, the last day is... ONE CONFESSION.

Quite often, I will open AIM, and do nothing else but sit and stare at my laptop, waiting for someone to message me. I will do this for hours sometimes.

Quite often, nobody messages me at all in that time frame. D:

This is actually the LEAST embarrassing confession of the confessions I was going to confess today.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.

D:

D8

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.

I combined them, because they are thematically similar.

Four turn offs:

1. Inability to have a decent conversation, talks about his cock a lot

2. Bad smell

3. Is stupid

4. Is a coward

Three turn ons:

1. Is taller/bigger/more muscular than me <3

2. Has an invigorating natural scent <3

3. Sexy cascades of chest hair <3 <3 <3


I think all of these turn offs/ons are pretty bland, actually... nothing freaky here....

I'm disappointed in me. D:

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.

Oh, jeez. This is pressure. D:

1. Phillip, mah powerful loyal pard.

2. The Greenbergs!

3. Travis.

4. Brian.

5. Deeeeeee!

5.25. Minty.

5.5. Emily.

5.75. Sage/Armand (yes, you are a unit, just to keep it under six)

6. Dan.

No, this is totally not cheating. >.>