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ConFuzzled 2025
Posted 5 months agoI'm gonna be at ConFuzzled once again this year. Let me know if you wanna meet up or something.
Oh hey I remembered to post about it before the con this time.
Oh hey I remembered to post about it before the con this time.
NFC 2025
Posted 8 months agoI forgot to make a journal about it and the con is half over already but oh hey, I'm in Malmö, Sweden for NordicFuzzCon right now. Hej!
ConFuzzled 2024
Posted a year agoAfter a 13 year break, I enjoyed conventioneering so much last year that I'm doin' it all again. Give me a wave if I'm likely to see you there.
Hopefully might make it to more conventions this next year (Scotiacon maybe?), but ConFuzzled is the only one locked in right now.
Anyway, the whole meme info thing that people do for conventions.
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What hotel are you staying at? It was touch-and-go for a bit, but we eventually got bumped up to the main Hilton. Thank you, random people who didn't pay for the room in time!
Arrival and departure times? This year I'm doing early arrival and late departure, just to maximise the amount of time I don't need to pretend like I'm a normal person.
Transportation? Trains, trains everywhere. Long distance, road-based modes of transport still make me sick.
Are you sharing a room with someone? Still roomin' with the bae, shori.
Who do you hang out with? Last year ended up being a real mix of folks, and I ended up floating around a bunch of different groups and peeps I recognised rather than maintaining any particular cliques. It seems that fewer folks I know are attending CFz this year, though, so we'll see how it goes.
Relationship status? Still seems a weird question to ask, tbh. Sex-repulsed asexual, in an open relationship, OK with affection but I really need to know you first.
What is your gender? 403 Forbidden (it/its pronouns). How old are you? Last year's answer, plus one. How tall are you? About yay high.
Are you an artist? Principally a writer. If you know where to look, you know. Do you do trades? Literally less frequently than blue moons.
Are you a fursuiter? No, but this year I will have a goopy noodly tail to drag behind me. :>
Attending parties? If I'm invited to any, maybe.
Do you drink? Given consuming water is fundamental to life, yes. Alcohol, not so much. Can I buy you a drink? I'll have a Dr Pepper if they got it.
Do you smoke? Cigarillos still fuck my lungs up by just being near them, so no.
Are you attending any panels? If last year is any indication, yes! I ended up attending so many social hangouts and panels and quizzes and sing-alongs and all sorts of stuff. Stage or public performance? Haha, no.
Can I talk to you? Sure. Can I hug/touch you? Hugs are fine if I know they're coming. Anything other than that is liable to cause an overload.
How can I recognise you? There'll be one or more conbadges that will variably name me beeps, Ash, or Olive. I just have a lot of critters okay? Much like last year, I'll probably be wearing a greenish bat-covered hoodie, or a blueish corvid-covered hoodie. Also, tail.
Where will you be most of the time during the day? If not at an event or social, probably lingering in the main bar area.
What is the best way to contact you? There are so many contact methods listed on beeps.gay, but the best ones for the con are probably Mastodon, Telegram, or Discord.
Hopefully might make it to more conventions this next year (Scotiacon maybe?), but ConFuzzled is the only one locked in right now.
Anyway, the whole meme info thing that people do for conventions.
---
What hotel are you staying at? It was touch-and-go for a bit, but we eventually got bumped up to the main Hilton. Thank you, random people who didn't pay for the room in time!
Arrival and departure times? This year I'm doing early arrival and late departure, just to maximise the amount of time I don't need to pretend like I'm a normal person.
Transportation? Trains, trains everywhere. Long distance, road-based modes of transport still make me sick.
Are you sharing a room with someone? Still roomin' with the bae, shori.
Who do you hang out with? Last year ended up being a real mix of folks, and I ended up floating around a bunch of different groups and peeps I recognised rather than maintaining any particular cliques. It seems that fewer folks I know are attending CFz this year, though, so we'll see how it goes.
Relationship status? Still seems a weird question to ask, tbh. Sex-repulsed asexual, in an open relationship, OK with affection but I really need to know you first.
What is your gender? 403 Forbidden (it/its pronouns). How old are you? Last year's answer, plus one. How tall are you? About yay high.
Are you an artist? Principally a writer. If you know where to look, you know. Do you do trades? Literally less frequently than blue moons.
Are you a fursuiter? No, but this year I will have a goopy noodly tail to drag behind me. :>
Attending parties? If I'm invited to any, maybe.
Do you drink? Given consuming water is fundamental to life, yes. Alcohol, not so much. Can I buy you a drink? I'll have a Dr Pepper if they got it.
Do you smoke? Cigarillos still fuck my lungs up by just being near them, so no.
Are you attending any panels? If last year is any indication, yes! I ended up attending so many social hangouts and panels and quizzes and sing-alongs and all sorts of stuff. Stage or public performance? Haha, no.
Can I talk to you? Sure. Can I hug/touch you? Hugs are fine if I know they're coming. Anything other than that is liable to cause an overload.
How can I recognise you? There'll be one or more conbadges that will variably name me beeps, Ash, or Olive. I just have a lot of critters okay? Much like last year, I'll probably be wearing a greenish bat-covered hoodie, or a blueish corvid-covered hoodie. Also, tail.
Where will you be most of the time during the day? If not at an event or social, probably lingering in the main bar area.
What is the best way to contact you? There are so many contact methods listed on beeps.gay, but the best ones for the con are probably Mastodon, Telegram, or Discord.
ConFuzzled! (2023)
Posted 2 years agoHey, hello and hi. I'm gonna be at ConFuzzled this month, my first furry convention since... well, ConFuzzled. In 2010. Yeah, it's been a while. On the off-chance that you're there too, feel free to say hey, hello and hi.
Anyway, here's that convention journal meme thing that folks do.
What hotel are you staying at?
We were lucky enough to make it into the main Hilton hotel. Huzzah!
Arrival and departure times?
Arriving on Thursday in the early afternoon, departing on Tuesday in the early afternoon.
Transportation?
Good ol' reliable, doesn't-trigger-my-motion-sickness trains.
Are you sharing a room with someone?
Roomin' with the bae, shori.
Who do you hang out with?
I dunno! There are a lotta folks I already know well going, there are a lotta folks I've hardly spoken to in the last decade. I'll probably just end up chilling with whomever feels comfortable with my presence.
Relationship status?
That seems a weird question to ask, tbh.
Sex-repulsed asexual, in an open relationship, OK with affection but I really need to know you first.
What is your gender?
404 Not Found (it/its pronouns)
How old are you?
31.
The last time I went I was 18.
Oof ow my metal bones.
How tall are you?
idk medium-rare
Are you an artist?
I do some casual illustration and doodling, but it's not really my main skillset. You could say I'm on the artistic spectrum. Writing is more my jam.
Do you do trades?
Incredibly, incredibly rarely, and probably not at a convention.
Are you a fursuiter?
Never even worn one. Shocking, I know.
Attending parties?
Depends what kind of party.
Do you drink?
Very, very rarely. We're talking like once every 2-3 years.
I'll drink a bit of wine if I visit a vineyard or champagne if I'm at a wedding, but otherwise, nah.
Can I buy you a drink?
I'll have a Pepsi Max, please.
Do you smoke?
God no. My lungs don't work for shit. Even standing near someone who's recently had a cigarette makes me feel like I'm choking.
Are you attending any panels?
Probably, but the schedule's not out yet, so I can't well be sure.
Stage or public performance?
Highly unlikely.
Can I talk to you?
Talk to my agent first. Yes of course.
Can I hug/touch you?
I'm good with hugs if I know they're coming.
A peck on the cheek is acceptable if you want my circuits to overload and for me to to squirm like an earthworm that's just been cut in half.
Anything more than that, no thanks.
How can I recognise you?
I'll hopefully have a couple of conbadges going: one for beeps, one for Olive.
I also have an obnoxiously bright green/blue hoodie covered in cartoon bats, which practically makes me glow in the dark. I love it. I'll probably be wearing it every day of the con.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
No idea. What is a convention. Who are hotel? Where when how?
If you can't find me, probably just contact me on a thing.
What is the best way to contact you?
- Toot me on Mastodon, it'll probably be the only social media thing I'll be using all con.
- I'm also on Barq, which might get some use too.
- Discord username is on my FA profile, if you must.
Anyway, here's that convention journal meme thing that folks do.
What hotel are you staying at?
We were lucky enough to make it into the main Hilton hotel. Huzzah!
Arrival and departure times?
Arriving on Thursday in the early afternoon, departing on Tuesday in the early afternoon.
Transportation?
Good ol' reliable, doesn't-trigger-my-motion-sickness trains.
Are you sharing a room with someone?
Roomin' with the bae, shori.
Who do you hang out with?
I dunno! There are a lotta folks I already know well going, there are a lotta folks I've hardly spoken to in the last decade. I'll probably just end up chilling with whomever feels comfortable with my presence.
Relationship status?
That seems a weird question to ask, tbh.
Sex-repulsed asexual, in an open relationship, OK with affection but I really need to know you first.
What is your gender?
404 Not Found (it/its pronouns)
How old are you?
31.
The last time I went I was 18.
Oof ow my metal bones.
How tall are you?
idk medium-rare
Are you an artist?
I do some casual illustration and doodling, but it's not really my main skillset. You could say I'm on the artistic spectrum. Writing is more my jam.
Do you do trades?
Incredibly, incredibly rarely, and probably not at a convention.
Are you a fursuiter?
Never even worn one. Shocking, I know.
Attending parties?
Depends what kind of party.
Do you drink?
Very, very rarely. We're talking like once every 2-3 years.
I'll drink a bit of wine if I visit a vineyard or champagne if I'm at a wedding, but otherwise, nah.
Can I buy you a drink?
I'll have a Pepsi Max, please.
Do you smoke?
God no. My lungs don't work for shit. Even standing near someone who's recently had a cigarette makes me feel like I'm choking.
Are you attending any panels?
Probably, but the schedule's not out yet, so I can't well be sure.
Stage or public performance?
Highly unlikely.
Can I talk to you?
Can I hug/touch you?
I'm good with hugs if I know they're coming.
A peck on the cheek is acceptable if you want my circuits to overload and for me to to squirm like an earthworm that's just been cut in half.
Anything more than that, no thanks.
How can I recognise you?
I'll hopefully have a couple of conbadges going: one for beeps, one for Olive.
I also have an obnoxiously bright green/blue hoodie covered in cartoon bats, which practically makes me glow in the dark. I love it. I'll probably be wearing it every day of the con.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
No idea. What is a convention. Who are hotel? Where when how?
If you can't find me, probably just contact me on a thing.
What is the best way to contact you?
- Toot me on Mastodon, it'll probably be the only social media thing I'll be using all con.
- I'm also on Barq, which might get some use too.
- Discord username is on my FA profile, if you must.
(Not) Human After All
Posted 3 years agoWell, this is one way to kick off an FA account.
After decades of dreams, years of essaying, months of musing, and days of crisis, I have come to the conclusion that I'm not a human being.
Hi, I'm beeps. My pronouns are it/its. And I'm a robot.
More @ https://robat.space/
After decades of dreams, years of essaying, months of musing, and days of crisis, I have come to the conclusion that I'm not a human being.
Hi, I'm beeps. My pronouns are it/its. And I'm a robot.
More @ https://robat.space/
