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CulexInfinity is having a sale on his stock of gemstones, details are here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26873165/Give him your monies, he will give you shinies in return.
MIDWEST FURFEST 2017 MEME
General | Posted 8 years agoAWWYISS, first mff meme!
(copied the format from my anthrocon journal)
Where are you staying?
Thursday night at the Hyatt, Friday into monday morning at the Embassy Suites
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Flying into O'Hare
Who will you be rooming with?
Spyfox, Lanai, and possibly one more
How is the best way to find you?
look for an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth), or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, dutch angel dragon meet, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Daiquiri the dutch angel dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
I AM A MANLY MAN... I think....
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Are you single?
I have a master but as far as boyfriend/girlfriend i'm single owo
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Telegram (Benstro) Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Maybe owo
Can I buy you drinks?
Outside a still-sealed beverage, only If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug yes, snuggle i'd prefer to know you a little bit first. IF I am in suit just make sure i know you're there
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Closest to performing may be participating in Whose Lion or silliness (spontaneous sing-along of meme songs, including but not limited to we are number one, may occur)
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Suiting, browsing the dealers den, attending panels or just plain wandering
What/where will you be eating?
Still working on that one owo
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If i know you, or ask first
Can I take your picture?
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new and old friends, and enjoy my first time at MFF!
(copied the format from my anthrocon journal)
Where are you staying?
Thursday night at the Hyatt, Friday into monday morning at the Embassy Suites
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Flying into O'Hare
Who will you be rooming with?
Spyfox, Lanai, and possibly one more
How is the best way to find you?
look for an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth), or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, dutch angel dragon meet, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Daiquiri the dutch angel dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
I AM A MANLY MAN... I think....
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Are you single?
I have a master but as far as boyfriend/girlfriend i'm single owo
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Telegram (Benstro) Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Maybe owo
Can I buy you drinks?
Outside a still-sealed beverage, only If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug yes, snuggle i'd prefer to know you a little bit first. IF I am in suit just make sure i know you're there
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Closest to performing may be participating in Whose Lion or silliness (spontaneous sing-along of meme songs, including but not limited to we are number one, may occur)
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Suiting, browsing the dealers den, attending panels or just plain wandering
What/where will you be eating?
Still working on that one owo
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If i know you, or ask first
Can I take your picture?
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new and old friends, and enjoy my first time at MFF!
ANTHROCON 2017 MEME! 8D
General | Posted 8 years ago(Format copied from last year's)
Where are you staying?
Hampton
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Trying driving again. RIP me XD
Who will you be rooming with?
Panzer, Red Vulpine and Treesong (unknown FA's)
How is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, a few angel dragon meets, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Daiquiri the dutch angel dragon and (if procrastination doesn't kick my ass) the "re-debut" of Leroy the Sergal's rebuilt suit
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
I AM A MANLY MAN... I think....
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Are you single?
I have a master but as far as boyfriend/girlfriend i'm single owo
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Telegram (Benstro) Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug yes, snuggle i'd prefer to know you a little bit first. IF I am in suit just make sure i know you're there
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Closest to performing may be participating in Whose Lion or silliness (spontaneous sing-along of meme songs, including but not limited to we are number one, may occur)
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue/white sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Suiting, browsing the dealers den, or just wandering
What/where will you be eating?
Probably fernandos and that little pizza place near the convention center, i wanna try a couple of the other local places that welcome us
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If i know you, or ask first
Can I take your picture?
In suit? Only rule is if it's posted online you have to tag me :D OOC.... I dunno why you wanna take pictures of my bleh face owo;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Enjoy my third anthrocon, see friends I don't get to see outside cons, perhaps enjoy a drink or two with Alkali
Where are you staying?
Hampton
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Trying driving again. RIP me XD
Who will you be rooming with?
Panzer, Red Vulpine and Treesong (unknown FA's)
How is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, a few angel dragon meets, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Daiquiri the dutch angel dragon and (if procrastination doesn't kick my ass) the "re-debut" of Leroy the Sergal's rebuilt suit
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
I AM A MANLY MAN... I think....
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Are you single?
I have a master but as far as boyfriend/girlfriend i'm single owo
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Telegram (Benstro) Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug yes, snuggle i'd prefer to know you a little bit first. IF I am in suit just make sure i know you're there
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Closest to performing may be participating in Whose Lion or silliness (spontaneous sing-along of meme songs, including but not limited to we are number one, may occur)
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue/white sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Suiting, browsing the dealers den, or just wandering
What/where will you be eating?
Probably fernandos and that little pizza place near the convention center, i wanna try a couple of the other local places that welcome us
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If i know you, or ask first
Can I take your picture?
In suit? Only rule is if it's posted online you have to tag me :D OOC.... I dunno why you wanna take pictures of my bleh face owo;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Enjoy my third anthrocon, see friends I don't get to see outside cons, perhaps enjoy a drink or two with Alkali
FUR SQUARED 2017 MEME
General | Posted 9 years agoAgain, Copied my older meme setup from fur squared last year XD
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through monday morning
Means of transportation?
flying to Milwaukee and renting a car
Sharing a room with:
Velli, Epicstu, Varzen and LuckyCat (My room this year!)
What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
Single but with a loving master (I swear this jumps from con to con as changing single/taken)
How old are you?
26
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or bothering Alkali XD
Who will you be with?
Dunno yet, may try to catch up with returning friends like
Leafy_Greens and 
PichuPal
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
Daiquiri, my dutch angel dragon!
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No CosbyPolitans please!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, definitely! Snuggle, more conditional if i know you better or choose to
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Maybe AC, Maybe IFC, EVEN-MORE-MAYBE MFF
Attending any events?
Dragget Show Live, 3 Headed Monster, Whose Lion, Kage's story hour. Nothing else set in stone yet
How can I find you at the con?
Look for a pink/orange/yellow angel dragon, or a guy with a flygon tail
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
probably gonna consider it~
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit/very outgoing i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, Telegram, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Given it's my room this time around, maaaaaaaybe
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through monday morning
Means of transportation?
flying to Milwaukee and renting a car
Sharing a room with:
Velli, Epicstu, Varzen and LuckyCat (My room this year!)
What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
Single but with a loving master (I swear this jumps from con to con as changing single/taken)
How old are you?
26
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or bothering Alkali XD
Who will you be with?
Dunno yet, may try to catch up with returning friends like
Leafy_Greens and 
PichuPalDo you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
Daiquiri, my dutch angel dragon!
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No CosbyPolitans please!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, definitely! Snuggle, more conditional if i know you better or choose to
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Maybe AC, Maybe IFC, EVEN-MORE-MAYBE MFF
Attending any events?
Dragget Show Live, 3 Headed Monster, Whose Lion, Kage's story hour. Nothing else set in stone yet
How can I find you at the con?
Look for a pink/orange/yellow angel dragon, or a guy with a flygon tail
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
probably gonna consider it~
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit/very outgoing i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, Telegram, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Given it's my room this time around, maaaaaaaybe
ANE ATTENDEES NEEDING A ROOM SPOT
General | Posted 9 years ago
Danruk has one spot in his room, along with myself and a friend of his. Contact him, or i can connect you to him via telegram and suchANTHRO NEW ENGLAND 2017 MEME
General | Posted 9 years agoWhere are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through Sunday
Means of transportation?
Debating driving to the hotel or taking the T
Sharing a room with:
Danruk and two others (unknown FA if any)
What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
technically single (But with a loving master)
How old are you?
26
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or just chilling somewhere
Who will you be with?
Dunno, will see owo
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
PENDING COMPLETION
2: Leroy the Sergal (mk2 head/hands pending completion/tail washed)
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
I suppose so owo; try not to be awkward though
Can I talk to you?
yup ;3
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No Cosby-politans
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo no bills bigger than 20s plz
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
owo suuuure
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Attending Fur Squared in the last weekend of February (it's in wisconsin but still a fun con), ifc, maybe AC, who knows
Attending any events?
The dances, the floor hockey game, few other things here and there~
How can I find you at the con?
Look for a pink/orange/yellow dutchie, or a blue/white sergal (pending completion of mk2 head/hands)
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
maybe
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Always on Telegram (Benstro), Skype (hs-luc), Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
depends on your motive =u=
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
i'm gonna say no to SURPRISE visits
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through Sunday
Means of transportation?
Debating driving to the hotel or taking the T
Sharing a room with:
Danruk and two others (unknown FA if any)What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
technically single (But with a loving master)
How old are you?
26
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or just chilling somewhere
Who will you be with?
Dunno, will see owo
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
PENDING COMPLETION
2: Leroy the Sergal (mk2 head/hands pending completion/tail washed)
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
I suppose so owo; try not to be awkward though
Can I talk to you?
yup ;3
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No Cosby-politans
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo no bills bigger than 20s plz
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
owo suuuure
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Attending Fur Squared in the last weekend of February (it's in wisconsin but still a fun con), ifc, maybe AC, who knows
Attending any events?
The dances, the floor hockey game, few other things here and there~
How can I find you at the con?
Look for a pink/orange/yellow dutchie, or a blue/white sergal (pending completion of mk2 head/hands)
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
maybe
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Always on Telegram (Benstro), Skype (hs-luc), Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
depends on your motive =u=
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
i'm gonna say no to SURPRISE visits
Free halloween YCH raffle (not mine)
General | Posted 9 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/21405952/ gotta watch them but that's it, no requirement to boost but i'm sure they'll appreciate it!
INDY FUR CON 2016 MEME
General | Posted 9 years agostolen from my AC meme
Where are you staying?
at the Clarion nearby
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
flying and either rental car or uber/lyft
Who will you be rooming with?
MLP_Dream_Chaser and one other
How is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show Live (pending approval but come on it's pandez's con and he loves those panels), perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Are you single/taken?
Happily taken (i swear to god it changes with each con i go to... >.>)
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Leroy the blue/white sergal, and Daiquiri the pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
Men men men men manly men men men~
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE). also telegram (at)Benstro
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND/OR handed directly to me by the bartender, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask first for both, need to know you a lil better before snugging
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday the 25th to Monday the 29th
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Don't think so
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Fursuiting whenever i can, and just roaming con space
What/where will you be eating?
I heard there's a ramen place nearby, otherwise probably just anything local
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Perhaps
Can I take your picture?
*le sexypose* go for it ;3
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Enjoying another first-experience con, meeting with friends who are attending and overall just having a good time!
Where are you staying?
at the Clarion nearby
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
flying and either rental car or uber/lyft
Who will you be rooming with?
MLP_Dream_Chaser and one otherHow is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show Live (pending approval but come on it's pandez's con and he loves those panels), perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Are you single/taken?
Happily taken (i swear to god it changes with each con i go to... >.>)
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Leroy the blue/white sergal, and Daiquiri the pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
Men men men men manly men men men~
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE). also telegram (at)Benstro
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND/OR handed directly to me by the bartender, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask first for both, need to know you a lil better before snugging
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday the 25th to Monday the 29th
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Don't think so
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Fursuiting whenever i can, and just roaming con space
What/where will you be eating?
I heard there's a ramen place nearby, otherwise probably just anything local
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Perhaps
Can I take your picture?
*le sexypose* go for it ;3
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Enjoying another first-experience con, meeting with friends who are attending and overall just having a good time!
ANTHROCON 2016 MEME
General | Posted 9 years ago(copied from last year's)
Where are you staying?
Doubletree
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Amtrak from boston
Who will you be rooming with?
3 of my roommates from last year (fa unknown) and two newbs
How is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, a few angel dragon meets, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Leroy the blue/white sergal, and (if procrastination doesn't eat me) my first debute of Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
Men men men men manly men men men~
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask first for both, need to know you a lil better before snugging
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Don't think so
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Stalking Alkali-i mean just milling amonst furs and attending panels
What/where will you be eating?
Fernando's for sure, not sure where else
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Perhaps
Can I take your picture?
*le sexypose* go for it ;3
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Pretty much just enjoying my second year at AC and suiting/socializing, maybe get some art and stuffs
Where are you staying?
Doubletree
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Amtrak from boston
Who will you be rooming with?
3 of my roommates from last year (fa unknown) and two newbs
How is the best way to find you?
look for a blue/white Doctor Who-esque sergal, an Anthro New England-jersey with #41 (Corinth) of any suit, or a Pink/yellow/orange Dutch Angel Dragon
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Whose Lion Is It Anyways, Dragget Show, a few angel dragon meets, perhaps a few others
What do you look like?
Sexiness |U (lol i'm not sexy or attractive IN PERSONAL OPINION), but if you must know....pretty much see my profile ID
Will you be suiting?
Yup! Leroy the blue/white sergal, and (if procrastination doesn't eat me) my first debute of Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
Do you do free art?
i very rarely art. I suck at art. If you want it, i ain't charging
Do you do trades?
I don't think i'm good enough >w<
Do you do badges?
See above answer
What is your gender?
Men men men men manly men men men~
How tall are you?
About 5'8"
Can I talk to you?
Perhaps owo forgive me if i'm less conversational though. if I'm in suit, i'm an open book owo (DON'T TOUCH MY PAGE THAT WAY)
Can I touch you?
Touch me. and then just hold me. so I can get my. SATISFACTION (depends on where/what kind of touch unless i know you enough)
How can I find you?
Twitter (@BenstroMC) or Skype (add me beforehand) or text maybe (USA NUMBERS ONLY PLEASE)
Can I visit your room?
Doubt it (i'm a guest to the room "owner" >w<)
Can I buy you drinks?
If i see it made in front of AND handed directly to me, no open drinks/mystery cocktails
Can I give you stuff?
I'LL TAKE A MILLION DOLLAHS (seriously if you really want to, i won't turn it away owo unless it's a bad thing)
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask first for both, need to know you a lil better before snugging
Are you nice?
Are you nice in return? o3o
How long are you going?
Thursday to Monday
Do you have an artist table?
owo bitch please i can't art good enough to sell it
Will you be going to parties?
Maaaaaybe
Will you be performing?
Don't think so
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
if you see the blue sergal: "LEROOOOY! ("Jenkins" optional)
if you see the ANE jersey and flygon tail: "BENSTRO!"
If you see the pink/orange/yellow dutchie, "Daiquiri!"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Stalking Alkali-i mean just milling amonst furs and attending panels
What/where will you be eating?
Fernando's for sure, not sure where else
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Perhaps
Can I take your picture?
*le sexypose* go for it ;3
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Pretty much just enjoying my second year at AC and suiting/socializing, maybe get some art and stuffs
small life update
General | Posted 9 years agoSo i'm single officially. Nothing bad happened, and no hurt/bad feelings involved, but i'm back on the market i guess owo;
yeeeee~
General | Posted 10 years agoSo i've not only got at least until the end of the week to spend time with my master, but this wednesday I get to meet the leafeon that has come into my life, 
Leacrea <3 Love you baby
Leacrea <3 Love you babyWHEEE
General | Posted 10 years agoOff to Fur Squared tomorrow! Specifically, to Chicago to grab Pichupal and 
CulexInfinity as well as Leafy_greens on the fly before hauling ass to Brookfield! Anyone attending, see you there! KALE TO THE CHIEF
Pichupal and CulexInfinity as well as Leafy_greens on the fly before hauling ass to Brookfield! Anyone attending, see you there! KALE TO THE CHIEFRandom shoutout!
General | Posted 10 years agoto the two that made a long night in the ANE zoo fun, 
NosHyena and 
the-kitsune-cavalier
NosHyena and 
the-kitsune-cavalierFUR SQUARED 2016 MEME
General | Posted 10 years agoAgain, Copied my older meme setup from fur squared last year XD
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through monday morning
Means of transportation?
Flying to chicago then rental car
Sharing a room with:
Pichupal, leafy_greens and the ever-awesome jewelerfox/my loving master CulexInfinity
What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
Taken! and also having a loving master as well!
How old are you?
25
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or bothering Alkali XD
Who will you be with?
Leafy, Pichupal, and likely sitting with Master in the dealer's den a bit~
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: my poke-sona (a flygon), Benstro
2: The Sergal Doctor, Leroy (ALLONS-Y!)
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No CosbyPolitans please!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes, but be careful of the wings if i'm wearing my half-human flygon getup (wings/horns/tail/goggles). Snuggle, we'll see :u
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Not sure, possibly MFF or IFC (Anthrocon might be tough financially)
Attending any events?
I am hosting a panel for a meet-and-greet of, essentially, fan-characters/sonas (MLP, Pokemon, Digimon, any character/fursona that is based on a canon show/fandom). Also will be attending the Dragget Show live podcast by Xander and Alkali, and a podcast 101 panel with Xander The Blue (not affiliated with this one, but yeah)
How can I find you at the con?
look for the sergal in the Doctor Who getup or a half-human flygon
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
probably gonna consider it~
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
I'll check with Leafy owo
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through monday morning
Means of transportation?
Flying to chicago then rental car
Sharing a room with:
Pichupal, leafy_greens and the ever-awesome jewelerfox/my loving master CulexInfinityWhat is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
Taken! and also having a loving master as well!
How old are you?
25
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit or bothering Alkali XD
Who will you be with?
Leafy, Pichupal, and likely sitting with Master in the dealer's den a bit~
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: my poke-sona (a flygon), Benstro
2: The Sergal Doctor, Leroy (ALLONS-Y!)
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. No CosbyPolitans please!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes, but be careful of the wings if i'm wearing my half-human flygon getup (wings/horns/tail/goggles). Snuggle, we'll see :u
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Not sure, possibly MFF or IFC (Anthrocon might be tough financially)
Attending any events?
I am hosting a panel for a meet-and-greet of, essentially, fan-characters/sonas (MLP, Pokemon, Digimon, any character/fursona that is based on a canon show/fandom). Also will be attending the Dragget Show live podcast by Xander and Alkali, and a podcast 101 panel with Xander The Blue (not affiliated with this one, but yeah)
How can I find you at the con?
look for the sergal in the Doctor Who getup or a half-human flygon
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
probably gonna consider it~
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
I'll check with Leafy owo
ANE ATTENDEES STAYING AT THE HOTEL, PLEASE READ
General | Posted 10 years agoi can not go into details publicly for various reasons but I need room space tonight if anyone has it. I can't do anything to pay for this as it wasn't anticipated but I do not wish to go against the room holder's wishes if I can avoid problems... Note me or contact on skype ( hs-luc ) or Twitter dm (at)BenstroMC
Anthro New England meme!
General | Posted 10 years agoCopied my older meme setup from fur squared last year XD
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through Sunday
Means of transportation?
Debating driving to the hotel or taking the T
Sharing a room with:
abysscrystal and i think one other
What is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
technically single (But with a loving master)
How old are you?
24
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit
Who will you be with?
Dunno, will see owo
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: my poke-sona (a flygon), Benstro
2: The Sergal Doctor, Leroy (ALLONS-Y!)
(POSSIBLE SUIT, pending at least partial completion) Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. Don't wanna get an unwanted Cosby experience owo
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes, but be careful of the wings if i'm wearing my half-human flygon getup (wings/horns/tail/goggles). Snuggle, we'll see :u
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Will be attending at LEAST Fur Squared in wisconsin! (Fur Squared meme to come closer to that one next month)
Attending any events?
Not sure yet owo probably the furry sports panel
How can I find you at the con?
look for the sergal in the Doctor Who getup, or other potential suits (to be updated closer to con time, pending if i can complete my other suit)
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
maybe
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Nope, room owner says no surprise visitors owo
Where are you staying?
at the con hotel :3
How long are you going to stay?
Thursday through Sunday
Means of transportation?
Debating driving to the hotel or taking the T
Sharing a room with:
abysscrystal and i think one otherWhat is your gender?
Male. I AM A MAN, A MANLY MAN- *shot*
Relationship Status:
technically single (But with a loving master)
How old are you?
24
How tall are you?
5’ 8"
Which languages do you speak?
English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
prolly walking around in my suit
Who will you be with?
Dunno, will see owo
Do you do free art?
Do stick figures count?
Do you do trades?
see above question
Do you do commissions?
FIDDY DOLLAH FOR STICKDUDE BLOWJOB (lol i'm not good enough to take money ;w; )
What suit(s) will you have?
DEFINITELY WILL HAVE
1: my poke-sona (a flygon), Benstro
2: The Sergal Doctor, Leroy (ALLONS-Y!)
(POSSIBLE SUIT, pending at least partial completion) Daiquiri the Dutch Angel Dragon
Can I dance with you?
I have two left feet >w>
Can I touch you?
Keep it clean unless I know/trust you
Can I talk to you?
A bit shy, but go ahead and say hi!
Can I hug you?
yes :3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you tag me and tell me if/when they're posted, yes :3
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i guess so, but only if I get it from the bartender directly or am there to watch it made from bartender to the counter. Don't wanna get an unwanted Cosby experience owo
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
don't smoke, occasionally drink
Can I give you lots of money?
If you want owo
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes, but be careful of the wings if i'm wearing my half-human flygon getup (wings/horns/tail/goggles). Snuggle, we'll see :u
Can we hang out?
Sure :3
Are you nice?
So I've been told :3
Other cons you may go to?
Will be attending at LEAST Fur Squared in wisconsin! (Fur Squared meme to come closer to that one next month)
Attending any events?
Not sure yet owo probably the furry sports panel
How can I find you at the con?
look for the sergal in the Doctor Who getup, or other potential suits (to be updated closer to con time, pending if i can complete my other suit)
Can we go out for a dinner?
owo you buying? (Not sure on this one yet)
Are you buying art?
maybe
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
If you are in suit i will offer hugs ;3
What is the best way to contact you?
Skype, Twitter, maybe FA. Only select friends get my phone number
May I kidnap you to my room?
Don't be creepy and i might visit owo;
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Nope, room owner says no surprise visitors owo
DUTCHIE FURSUIT PROGRESS #1
General | Posted 10 years agohttps://twitter.com/BenstroMC/statu.....08338684620801 at long last i'm finally working on my first truly solo fursuit, gonna attempt to work myself into the god damn ground and finish Daiquiri into at least a partial for Anthro New England!
So it starts... (again? XD)
General | Posted 10 years agoI am, after months of procrastination, starting to work towards building my dutchie, Daiquiri. Have the fur (as well as the fur needed to rebuild Leroy's head) and am working on the handpaws first!
a casual reminder
General | Posted 10 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRQJoVJ0wA it's about this time again XD
Help a fox!
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7196563/ my master's run out of options and is in a total shit living situation, unfortunately it's the best option that isn't just homelessness. If anyone around the chicago/huntley IL area knows of anything they can do to help him out, he (and I, given I can't do much here in massachusetts) would be most grateful!
Signalboosting a jeweler fox again!
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/18196809/ WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING HIS PRECIOUS STONES, MY MASTER WOULD MOST-APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS
<3 you're gonna see this anyways, so love you master~
<3 you're gonna see this anyways, so love you master~
Furry in need! (Signal boosting)
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7163622/ Ly is having a bit of trouble because of medical bills putting her IRL passion of fostering kittens, along with a couple other things, at risk. Met her at anthrocon in the artist alley and she is a pretty awesome fuzzbutt. Help her out by throwing a couple bucks her way or even signal-boosting her journal so she can continue doing what she loves without being forced to cease fostering the sick/injured kittens she puts so much care/love into
vent
General | Posted 10 years agoI don't rant often, but tonight is just where I need to get shit out. The friend I had an argument with on the ride home from anthrocon has totally shut me out of their life, I gave them more than enough time to cool off, i held to my word of avoiding bugging them, then when I went out of my way to try and get closure of some kind, I end up blocked (facebook chat won't let messages be sent if you're blocked by the other person). This person was what helped jump-start my outgoing furry activities, they helped create the concept for my sergal fursuit, but given i'm clearly dead to them, they are dead to me pretty much. If you somehow see this, person, have a good fucking life
