I want to know if anyone would watch it.

I pooped.

Beta walked into the bar, his sword over his shoulder. gleaming in the moonlight that was shining through the window. Immedietly Beta was eyed by all of the members in the bar, Beta keeping his eyes straight.
He sat on the stool nearest to the door. "What can I get you sir?" asked the bunny waitress, blonde and busty. "Just a beer and a burger," said Beta looked down at his hands. The waitress left for a few seconds and came back with a big mug of beer and a feshly made greasy burger.
"Thanks." said Beta, sipping his freshly poured beer.The waitress left without saying a word. Suddenly, Betas ears perked up and he sniffed the air. Beta could smell a demond, being a god, he could smell the blood of a demond because there blood had a more potent smell than that of a mortal.
Beta turned his head left and smirked at the sight he had seen. There was a short lizard surrounded by four men with a large stature. Presumably bodyguards, protecting him from Beta, being well known in the area for slaying demonds. Beta chugged his beer and wolfed down his burger, trying to finish his meal before being noticed by the demond and his body guards.
As Beta gobbled up his last bite of burger he belched and drew his sword. "So, fancy meeting a demond here, I'll give you a choice, tell me where an encampment is, or die, your choice." said Beta, his sword drawn and ready. The demond ran, the body guards running after Beta.

One punched at him, beta ducked and sprang up, his head smashing into the mans jaw. The man yelled as his tongue fell to floor, blood spurting from his mouth. He was scilenced by a roundhouse kick to the head by Beta. Another grabbed a chair and threw it at Beta. Beta got his sword ready and in a flash, the chair fell apart in front of him. The man grabbed a wine bottle and smashed it, pointing the sharp broken end at Beta and running at him. He lunged at Beta, attempting to cut beta with it. Beta stepped to the side, tripping the man. The man fell on the bottle, the shapr broken end piercing his gut. The man fell, choking on his own blood then fel limp. The other two ran at Beta with a leg of a chair, raising there maskshift weapon getting ready to hit break there enemies skull with it. The two men swung, beta ducked and they hit each other in the mouth with it and fell. "I'll be back later to pay for that meal lady." said Beta, running out of the bar and into the cool, dark midnight city. Beta ran at the small demond, quickly gaining up on him. Suddenly, the midget turned around and put his hands on the floor, chanting some demonic spell. Unfortunatly enough for him, he was interupted by a foot breaking his teeth. "So, your choice, tell me where a larger encampment of your friends are or die." said Beta, holding the demond down with his foot while sticking his sword in his face. "Please, don't kill me, okay, okay, I'll tell you some invaluable information."" said the demond, flinching at the sword being pointed at his face. "In about an hour, there will be a band of demonds from planet Jaznee coming for Earth." said the demond, pointing at a thing that looked like a shooting star. "There, there's their ship." he said. "Just please don't kill me."" begged the demond. "Thanks." said Beta, shoving the sword between his eyes. The demond disappeared in a puff of black smoke. Beta hopped on his motorcycle, which was convienently nearbye and began to follow the ship. "Captain Canadid, we will be arriving to Earth in about an hour." said one of the low ranking troops, looking nervous. "Good, tell the soldiers to get ready." said Canadid, turning around in the captains chair. "Ca-captain Canadid, there are some complications." studdered the troop, shaking. Canadid stood up and walked up to the troop, the Zxavior, her baby Shade demond eyeing the troop. "Oh?" she said, rasing an eyebrow. "Ye-yes ma'am we just recieved word that Beta Blackely had recieved information and will be arriving at the ship when we land." said the troop, clenching his eyes shut and occaisonaly opening them. Canadid gave the troop a dirty look and smiled wide, showing her many rows of razor sharp teeth. "Welll than. You directly disobeyed my order. I specifically told you to net let him recieve word; Yet, you disobey me." "Bet ma'am I-" the troop was cut off. "You do know what happens when I am disobeyed right?" asked Canadid, looking down upon the troop. She grinned a madmans grin and grabbed the troop by the neck, "It's about time that I showed you who is dominant." she said, whispering into his ear. Suddenly, she shoved her teeth into his neck, ripping out a large chunk of the troops esophogus. The troops screaming was soon turned into coughing as he chocked on his own blood. After Canadid had her snack, she pulled out a hankerchief, using it to wipe the blood from her lips in a polite manner. "Captain Canadid we've arrived." said one of the soldiers, grasping his sword. "Good." said Canadid, putting on a helmet , hiding her face and concealing her voice. "This is it." said Beta, jumping off of his motorcycle and grabbing his sword. The sip was white and black, the sides being decorated with the demond symbol. Suddenly, the ship opened and six armored demonds ran out, all making a path for there captain. Beta grasped his sword as go tready for a fight. Betas eyes grewq wide as he sensed the energy of the captain. He had never sensed such energy before. the captains power was 300x more potent than that of her crew mates. Then beta squinted. There, on her shoulder, was a Shade demond. "How the hell?" thought Beta. The Shade demond race had been completely extinct. How the hell was she able to attain one, a baby nontheless. "you, there, Beta, I wish to speak to you." said Canadid, the helmet making her voice sound monotone. "There's nothing to say, demond." said Beta. "I'm a demond slayer, your a demond it's my job to kill you." said Beta, grasping his sword. Canadid sighed. "Fine then. Attack!" commanded Canadid. Suddenly, all six of the warriors ran at Beta. One swung at him, Beta ducked and kicked his hand, the sword being knocked up into the air. Beta shoved his sword through the sooldiers head, then caught his blade. Two more soldiers ran at the sides of beta. Beta waited and just barely at the right moment he pointed his arms side to side, the swords he was carrying going through the soldiers skulls. One of three remaining soldiers ran at Beta, thrashing his sword downwards. Beta stepped to the side and swiftly cut a "+" on the shoulders forearm. The demond looked at Beta, wide eye a look of horror forever burned on his face being paralysed. The other two soldier ran at Beta and Beta ran at them. Beta ducked, dodging the blades and stood up, clotheslining the two demonds. The demonds gasped and heaved for air as they grasped there throats. Beta shoved the swords he had in there chest, pulling out only his and leaving the other. "You're next bub." said Beta, pointing his sword at Canadid with on hand. Canadid smirked inside her helmet. "Oh really, you think you can take me so easily Beta?" said Canadid, her Shade demond suddenly morphing into a sword. "I've been slaying demonds longer than you have been born." said beta readying his sword. "Zetar Shetak Deyk?" asked Canadid, having only smal grasp on mortal language. Beta looked at Canadid, an eye brow raised. "What the hell did you just say?" he asked. Canadid ran at Beta, her sword ready to strike. Beta ran at her and there blades sparked as they met. Suddenly, Canadid ducked, tripping Beta. She grasped his hand, breaking one of knuckles in the process. Canadid cleared her throat. "You do realize that your talking to a half blood demond right?" she asked. Beta didn't show on his face, but he was genuinly impressed. She was most definitly a half blood demond, but she was stronger than most full blooded demonds. Beta stood up growling. "Allright asshole, now you've pissed me off." sneered Beta running at Canadid. Canadid stepped aside and in oen swoft motion, grabbed Betas blade and used it against him, shoving it through his chest. Canadid laughed as she had just killed a god! She stood above beta and smirked. "Maybe you aren't as fearless as they say huh?" she said turning around. Suddenly, she heard laughing from behind her. "What's so funny?!" she asked, getting nervous as she could feel Betas power rising. "Maybe you are as dumb as you look you piece of shit." (Writing this part I'm listening to Duality by Skipknot. I suggest you do the same just look it up on youtube. =3) "A god can only be killed by his own blade." said Beta. "But I did! I used-" she was interupted by Beta. "My fathers blade." said Beta geting up. "I applaude you. You're the first demond I'd ever had to use my blade on." said Beta doing some anciet sign language. "GOD SLAYER!" shouted Beta. Suddenly, a sword as large as Beta slammed down beside beta from the sky. Canadid looked at Beta, wide eyed in disbelief. Beta smiled. "YOU READY?" yelled Beta. Canadid called Zxavior and he turned into a sword. Canadid ran at Beta and Beta ran at Canadid. The two mighty blades sparked and clanged as they met. Betas power had raised by an immence level. Canadid saw nothing like it before. Suddenly, Canadid knew that using a blade such as this would be poinless for a blade of such immense power. Canadid jumped back as she put her hands on the ground. "Lucifer! I call upon you. I beg of you, turn me into a full blooded demond." she yelled. Suddenly Canadid smiled as her body began to twist and crack. Her limbs cracked and jerked violently as she transformed. Her wings where fashioned from bones and her mouth was larger than it was before. She increased in size and power 500x. Suddenly, a scyth appeared in her hand and she smiled and said in a monotone scratchy voice. "Well, then, shal we?" she asked running at Beta. Beta ran at her and a shockwave broke a nearbye highway as there blades met. Beta eyes the blade and he gasped in disbelief. The scyth that sh ewas holding was Lord Deaths Scythe. The grim reapers. She could sent Beta to hell with this if she wanted to. It started to rain and thunder as the two fought. Canadid swung the scythe at Beta, and beta blocket it with his sword, barely managing to push her back. The fight went on for hours and Canadid showed no signs of exhaustion. "ENOUGH!" yelled beta, the eye tatoo on his back opening wide and glowing. Sudddenly, in a flash og glowing red light, Beta began to change. He grew two red and black angel wings and a red halo. The line on his eye became three lines ans there was some sort of god speach writtin all over his limbs. His hair was longer too. Beta had also grew in size, making the usually large size of the God Slayer fitting in his hand like a glove. Beta ran at Canadid once more, thrusting the blade downwards and Canadid blocking it. "What.. what are you?" asked Canadid, barely managing to block Betas attack. "A DEMOND SLAYER." shouted Beta, his sword slowing a piercing shit light and burning Canadid. Canadid soon shrinked in size, turning back to her regular size as she screamed. In a quick flash, Beta turned into his usual self and began to walk towards Canadid. "Release." said Beta, making The Demond Slayer disapear. Suddenly, her eyes glowed Red as she shouted Zxaviors name and he turned into a horse, charging at Beta as Canadid got her scythe in a posision that looked like she was jousting. Beta ran at her and slid, raising his sword and the sword piercing the beasts stomach Beta jumped up and roundhouse kicked Canadid off of her horse, she tumbled back and into a tree. Canadid grasp her stomach, accepting defeat. "Please, kill me." she asked, coughing up blood. "Why should I?" asked Beta loking down at the pitoful sight. "Please, take my helmet off and kill me." she asked once again. Beta smirked. "Look at you, a remembered and elite member of your society, on the ground just asking me to kill you. Pathetic." Beta took her helmet off and gasped at the sight before him. There, before him was a beautiful wolfess. "Your a chick?!" asked Beta, shocked. "Of course I am you du- Ketok Ezlar Enok." Canadid sighed as she knew that the spell that she has used would only last for a little bit.Beta raised the sword and thrusted it down. The sword had missed Canadid. "So, are you free later?" asked beta, smiling while holding movie tickets. Suddenly, Canadid smacked Beta, blood and teeth flying out of his snout. "What did jew dew dat for?!" asked Beta, with a fat lip and a broken jaw. "ZETOK EFLO SHIEK!" shouted Canadid, grasping her muzzle, rememberin gthat she could no longer speak mortal. "Here, allow me to help." said Beta, frenching Canadid. Canadids eyes opened widely, then she closed them as she smiled in her mind. These feelings that she felt. They where... comfortable, unlike nothing that she had felt before. She felt safe, happy and most of all, she felt love. She closed her eyes and relished the moment. As the lovers lips had fell apartand there eyes locked, she somehow knew that there love would last an eternity. Part One End.

It's that time of the month again! No, no that THAT time of the month.........I bought some pads in case. LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A DUDE. Anyway, yea, next month I'll be getting a computer and a drawing tablet. Your refs won't be done on paper, but by digital. Also, these are 100% free. I uusally have a lot of free time on my hands 'n shit so yea. Also, I don't do NSFW requests but however, I will do naughty requests 'n shit and please remember that I can't get these done untill some time next month so yea ducks 'n shut.
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To do list:
Requests: 1. Icon for  Skidy

2. A picture for  flare_the_dragon_fox_hybrid

3. A icon for  MazeElectroWolf

4.  wulfcana Icon

ONE DEY EY WES WUKIN DUWN DA STREET DEN SUM GUY MUGGED ME DEN I KULLED HIM DEN I WENT TU HUS HUIS DEN I KILLED HES FEMILEEE DEN HIS FAMILY WAS DED DEE EEENNNDDDD.

Yep, getting a drawing tablet next month and I deed reccomendations for a tablet and an art program so halp me my fur friends!

I'm done. After wasting a whole fucking sketch book of different designs I can't draw a single one. I've tried and tried and tried and tried and fucking tried but I simply can't fucking draw him. I'm so fucking pissed off right now I just punched like eight new holes in my god damn wall. I'm done. Either Derek is my new fursona or I just don't have one. I really HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the design and I'm not fuckin paying some fucking artist 30 dollars to re design him. I just wish I could change my FA name. I might switch accounts because Beta The Wolf isn't a fursona anymore. I fucking hate the design of Beta and he's difficult to draw. I hate not being good at anything. It makes me feel usless. I'm so fucking pissed I'm going to punch another fucking hole in my fucking piece of shit house.

I was there when the bombs fell. That attomic fire hitting the earth, making the world just a remnent it's former glory. The human race is built on destruction, building itself up to the point of falling down, colapsing in on itself. My name is Cain, Cain Brayden I've been around about 50 years since before the bombs fell. I was in my basement, living off cockroaches or "radroaches" as they are refered to now. They where showing the first signs of mutation, making them just a buit larger, but they filled me up. I new the bombs where about to hit and I built walls around my house. I melted down all of the apare scrap metal I had in the garage and used it to build steel walls around my house. I would've built them around my neighborhood but I don't think the neighborhood watch would've taken too kindly to that. I heard them, the bombs, at first it was just a loud rumble; Then, I heard it, screaming and yelling then I heard gunshots. I never did know what the gunshots where, I always thought that it was just the red communists invading I waited and kept my sanity by reading a bunch of old books and comics that I had stashed around my house. There was a little bit of radiation leeking in from the cracks of the steel walls I used to protect my house. I never knew my family and I never really had any friends. I usually just tended to keep to myself all of my life and in the orphanage that I lived in. I moved out when I was 18. When my basement became a radroach infested, radiation filled hellhole was when I decided to leave. While I was trapped in that hell hole I read those books I had stored constantly, memorizing every single page of every single book. Knowing that one day I will need that knowledge for the day I was not looking foward to; The day I had to leave my safe haven of my basement and enter the world obove. I had chanmged while I was in my basement. My skin was falling of and my hair was shriviling up and falling out of my scalp. One day I saw my reflection in a small puddle of water that was leaking from above and screamed. I knew I would look bad but this was not what I was expecting. My face was all rotten muscle with some small patches of some dead skin dotting my face here and there. There where even spots on my face where there was nothing but bare bone showing.. I knew that my neighbors wouldn't watn to see me like this, IF they where even still alive. I searched boxes I had in my basment and grabbed an old hockey mask. I sowed a cloth on the back of it and aut goggles on over it, concealing my hideous monsterosity that was once my face when I put it on. I used the left over scrap metal I had from building those walls around my house and made a weapon from it. The weapon was crude, but it do the trick. I walked to the hatch to my basement and gasped the handle, taking a final look at my basement and opened the door. When I emerged I gagged. The smell was terrible. I lived in Iowa and buy did it get hit bad. Being a ghoul, I was uneffected by the radiation. The metal walls that I had built where surprisingly still intact. I prided myself on that. When I had unlatched the latched the latch that was keeping the doors of the walls sealed I remembered the water that was leaking from the cracks of my fortress. I jumped and grapped the top of the walls, puling myself up . My heart sank as I saw it. I was completly surrounded by water. I decided that I would need to built a raft, so that's what I did. I scavened all of the lumber that I could find from my basement and built a crude wooden raft. After about 30 minutes of struggling I managed to get the raft on the watter with me on it. Iowa had been completly flooded. There was no survivors, unless you count the ones that where mutated into these the creature of the black lagoon lookin' things called... uh... I think I've heard someone call 'em Lakelurks. Thankfully though, I was only attacked once when I was on the raft. After about three days of floating around I reached Georgia, or... what was left of it. I traveled around for a while and was greeted by a little settlement called Gingersun er... at least that's what I think it was called. Damn, my old mind is getting the better of me. Anyway, Gingersun is where I stayed. Due to my extensive knowledge of pre-war history, architectual bulding, gunsmithing and computer programing I was able to help immensly, so they tolerated me. I say tolerated because some of the locals where uh.... unsure of me. I can't say I blame 'em considering my mask looked like something straight out of a horror film. After the town was done being built, the locals started taking a liking to me. After of a cou[ple years of staying there I was Idolized in the town. The children loved hearing stories of how when I was there age I would ride around in a bus and go to school. One child in particular though, I believe his name was something along the lines of Connor or something, he was absolutely fascinated by weapons and repair and such. He was after a while, my apprentice and I taught the kid everything from gunsmithing to architectual pursuits. The kid was a genius. One day though, the town was attacked by raiders and one of them had a crossbow. Connor ran out and tryed to reason with the raiders. Some shit was said and he got into a 5 to 1 man gun fight and he was winning.... untill he took an arrow to the knee. Connor tumbled to the ground and was shot straight in the head. The raiders where kiled, but Connor I'm afraid, didn't make it. I was never the same after that, Connor was an orphan too, he like a son to me, but then those damn raiders killed him. After that day I vowed that everyday I would kill a raider, in his name. Shorty after that I became a full on bounty hunter. Then that's when it happened. At 2800 the town was overrun by these exteremly powerfull and deadly creatures known as Deathclaws. They killed everyone, exept me. I killed a few of them and was damn near killed by the alpha male when I was saved by them. Some Brotherhood Of Steel paladins where observing me and saw how well I handled with those deathclaws. Unfortunatly though, they came too late to save everyone else. The leader of the group waned to speak to me and offered me a job for them. Obviously, i accepted the offer. I mean, who wouldn't turn down exteremly advamced armor and weapons. Me being the curious man that I am I took mine part, observing all of the inner working of it and improving it. I soon after made my very own version of the armor. The version constantly pumped a very small amount of radiation into me, not enough for me to turn feral but just enough for it to heal my wounds. My version was lighter and made me more agile: With the price of less balistic protection of course. The suit was made of a metal I designed myself, The metal was lighter then tin, but stronger than steel. The botherhood elder didn't approve of this at all and wanted to take the suit from me, I didn't take kindly to this and eh... politely declined. Allright, allright I killed him fine. After I managed to escape with barely my life The Brotherhood Of Steel put a bounty on my head. That's what I'sm dealing with now. It's either get outta town or die here. The only problem with getting out of town is that there are paladins guarding all exits. I called some favors of some friends and I made a little matitia. We called ourselves "The Warriors Of Freedom" and we managed to make a name of ourselves. Now, we're a feared force in the wastes. Us, marking our battles by a mark, that mark being a fist carrying a laser pistol. Noithing special, but it fits. We've got a problem though, The Brotherhood Of Steel are going to be sending a whole fucking chapeter after us, so we're going to be utnumbered to say the least. So, I'm here with Gozz, a heavy weaponry expert, Ed, a Former Vault Tech reperesntitive and Ray, I actually don't know who or what the fuck she is, all I know is that her temper is sharp, but her sword is sharper. Gozz, he's an interesting person. He's absolutely fuckin' balls of walls crazy from exsesive Mentats abuse. Ed, usualy fights with his words and he's got a silver tongue, which makes him valuable. Ray, she's a... interesting girl and to be honest, she scares the shit outta me and I don't want nothing to do with her, but, she's good at being quiet but she's obsessed with some pre-war show about some alien or whatever from 500 years ago. She's always stays in her room and watches the same episode that she has on this holotape she scavenged in her room all day. Frankly, I think she's fuckin' crazy. She used to be a raider, then she ate her tribe and then joined us. I said no but then Gozz quick;ly befrended her and he wouldn't stop talking to her. After all, they both had something oin common, they both loved eating people. All four of us are currently trying to find a way to get factions to join us and help to fight The Brotherhood Of Steel.
- Beta-Blackely

I'LL AWNSER ALL QUESTIONS.

I don't have any paper to draw on. I'm fresh outta drawing paper which mean no art will be posted and that is very unfortunate. I hate not having anything to do. On the plus side however I will be getting a computer soon so I will be posting lets plays 'n shit. I just need video capture and editing program recomendations and shit.

It's breakfast time and I'm too lazy to go and make toast.



#NewWorldProblems

It will called a Zindavbwa. There a species of a tribal planet called Bandoznok 300 lightyears away. This tribal species have exteremly complicated space age technology and weaponery. Thill, however, they dress in loin clothes and the warriors in a metal tunic. The males have spikes al over there head. Males find a mate by how colorful and plentiful the spikes on there head are. So basically, the more colorful the spikes, the more attractive mate you will be. There languadge is a series of tongue clicks and claps. They also will use body languadge to comunicate. They all have small wings that they con not use to fly. This is because they where once a species of flying dragon but they evolved out of it and are now mostlky a ground creature. The elites of there society are found by seeing who is the most ruthless warrior in battle and always have something painted on there face. They can come in an array of colors but mine is mostly brown with colorul spikes all over his head. They also have four eyes, two eyes going left and right, and two going up and down below the other eyes. This is because the larger eyes are for seeing movement and the other set of eyes are used for seeing color. They are a friendly species and will happily omminicate with humns and have even sometimes visited earth to say hellow, but are ran from. There planet is a barren deseret planet so they must rely on trade with other planets. The main planet they trade with is planet Jaznee. Jaznee being the plentiful planet that it is, the
Bandoznok people typically trade with them, buying spices, herbs and sometimes even slaves. The people of Bandoznok are a some what peaceful tribe. They believe in equality and peace and fighting is used as a sport instead of a way of war. The Bandoznok people have two main sports, the first being dendobov, a game that consists of sticks and balls. The second being, well, fighting. I will be posting a rough ref/design sheet soon.

I'm no longer doing drawling requests or writing. I'm no good and I've been practicing ever since I was a 3 year old kid. I'm no good at anything. I can't do much and I'm basically useless. I shouldn't even bother attending collage because they're still gunna be shit. Whatever, I hate drawing and writing. Everytime a try I fail. I suck at everything so bye.

My friend and I are purposely drawing rwally badly drawn porn. XD Anyone want to see?

Got from  SubmissiveCat420

Lost your virginity?
11 Years old.

Lost someone close to you?
12

Consumed alcohol?
10

Received a kiss?
8 I'm pretty sure

Went to the hospital?
When I was born I had a hernia and they had to lower my right nut. :/

Had a broken heart?
I've never had a broken heart before.

Lost a pet?
6

Went to a concert?
Never been.

Met someone famous?
5

Got in a car wreck?
6

Dyed your hair?
14

Flew on an airplane?
Never been

Went to another state?
3 months

Got a tattoo?
Never have

Had a piercing?
Never had

Smoked weed?
5 years old

Smoked a cigarette?
12

Went to Disney Land or World?
Never Had

Broke a bone?
Never have

Had A Long term relationship?
11

Passed out from drinking?
Never

Were dumped?
11 I think.

gotten from  the-midnight-sun

and I will

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ]Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[X]Other - $5.00

$10.00

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[X] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50

$15.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[X] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50

$23.50

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[x] 0 to 18 - $10.00

$33.50

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[X First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50

$ 48.50

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $60.00

$ 108.50

Vision?
[X] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ]Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00

$ 113.50

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ]7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00

$ 153.50

Favorite Colors (two):

[ ] Green-$75.00
[X] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ]Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[X] Other - $50.00

$ 193.50

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[X] a-f - $5.00
[ ]g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0

$ 228.50

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00

$ 239.50

First letter of the person you last talked to

[X] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00

$ 244.50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00

Total: $344.50

I aint worth much -_-

Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"

► Name ➔ Connor
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yea.
► Are you single ➔ No
► Are you happy ➔ Never
► Are you bored ➔ Sometimes
► Are you sad ➔ Always
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you angry ➔ Always
► Are you Irish ➔ No
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Iowa
► Hair Color ➔ Red
► Eye color ➔ Blue
► Birthday ➔ Decenber 30th
► Mood ➔ bored
► Gender ➔ I've got a dick.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Summer or winter ➔ summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ I like night. Afternoon is good too though.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes  wulfcana
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ No
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ Yes.
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ Yea.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ No
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ No.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I don't fuckin' know.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No XD

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea➔ Iced Tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ close friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic Night In
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yes
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Yes
► White water rafted ➔ No, jizz is gross.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Hell yea
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ No
► Prank called a store ➔ XD Yes
► Skipped school ➔ Always
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Always

TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Fat or skinny ➔ Preferably skinny.
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Nerd, allthough, I could kick your ass.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor, I fucking hate preppies

LAST

► Last Phone Call ➔ My girlfriends
► Last phone call you received ➔ My best friend Cain.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ My friend Cain.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Ribs
► Last thing you drank ➔ Milk
► Last site you went to ➔ Furaffinity
► Last place you were ➔ My house.

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Yes.
► When was your last relationship ➔ A year ago
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yes.
► Do you still love them ➔ Yes.
► Do you like someone right now ➔  wulfcana

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Yea.
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ Yes
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No
► If so, how long ➔ 00:00

FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Yes.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔  the-midnight-sun
► Would you die for them ➔ No.
► Who knows everything about you ➔  wulfcana

The Furry Sue Test--featuring Beta Blackely

Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).

[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[X] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[X] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[X] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[X] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows. -under a black light
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[X] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers. --tribal sun on her butt-
[X] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[X] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
(Around 6 inches)
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger. don't know her breast size
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.

Total: 7 Rave Monsters AVERAGE THE HORROR

1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.

11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.

21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".

30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

What's your real name?
Connor

How tall are you?
6 foot

What's your natural hair color?
dirty blonde

What's your eye color?
blue

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken

What's your orientation?
Bisexual.

What do you do in your spare time?
Play video games, write and draw

What's your job or occupation?
Shit

What do you like about yourself?
I'll kick your ass.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My acne

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't know

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Christan

Do you drink?
no I find it really gross.

Do you smoke?
Yes

What are your major fears?
Flying Bugs and deep, murky water

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be a video game desighner and marry  wulfcana

Have you ever had a crush on an ex?
No

Who's your best buddy?
 the-midnight-sun

What's your favorite dish?
Stroganoff

What's your favorite drink?
Mountain Dew

What's your favorite color?
black and red

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Super speed

What's your favorite movie?
Little Nicky and The Nightmare Before Chrismas

What's your least favorite food?
Stroganoff and Tatertot Casserole

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Human Flesh

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A motorcycle

What is your most disliked bug?
Cockroaches

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Preppies and Campers on Call Of Duty

What do you dislike in life?
Feelings

What do you love in life?
 wulfcana

Wulfcana was a warrior from the planet Jaznee. A planet of warrioress hidden by the moon. The planet holds perfect living conditions for life and the elites of there society are mostly women. There are however, some male factions. The lion king Aravrio with his army of fierce heavy armored warriors are constantly plotting to kill the clan of warrioress to make them the dominant species. Beta Blackely is an outcast from the occult named "The Third Eye", an occult of wolves that seek interplanetary peace. This occult believes in secrecy and pride. Anyone who helps then when in need, they are obligated to be forever in there saviors debt. Beta was outcasted due to the fact that he did not believe that interplanetary peace was a possibility and that he was simply wasting his time working for them. Beta, however, was not allowed to leave. He was born from a species of wolf called Zetack or "Ones who are abandoned". This species looks very similar to The Gray Wolf exept one aspect of the Zetack that sets then apart from the rest. Zetack are born with a mark of an eye burned into they're skin by an unknown natural force at birth. Zetack are naturally physically stronger than most species of wolf. They are also a bit smaller than most wolf breeds. Zetack are only born once every first day of a full moon. The high elder did not take kindly too Betas request to leave and he was banished to the dungeon, to assure that he would never escape. Beta escaped the dungeon, killing many of his own kind. Betas rage fueled him and the high elder sensed this. The high elder banished Beta to the nearest planet, equipped with only a pair of black cargo pants. Now, Beta must find his way off of this planet so that he may seek revenge on the high elder to restore his honor.

Derek grinned a wide grin as we watched his next victim. It was a leopard couple. The male was bigger in stature and the female had a small and slender frame. He grasped his over sized chainsaws and observed them. He loved to observe his prey before the kill because it they sometimes dropped things. Things that he could use in his machines. Derek was a master mechanic and owns an abandoned hut in the middle of the woods in a national park. Derek's abandoned house was well hidden but every once in a while someone would wander into his house and he would have supper for another night. Derek didn't like society and would step foot in a city or town unless he had a good reason too. Derek usually prayed on the unsuspecting couples that would wander the park after hours. Derek preferred his victims unsuspecting. It helped them slide down his throat easier. Derek felt no emotion besides happiness. Derek felt happiness all the time. Derek had no remorse for killing others. In fact, he found it fun. It felt like going hunting, except guns where never really his style. He preferred the blissful feeling of a chainsaw through the screaming victims bleeding body. He hated being bothered by others. He always found a way to find food. Derek watched the couple as they sat on the bench and talked. Derek started to drool as he cackled and revved the chainsaws. He jumped down in front of the two and looked at them. "Hello friends! Glad you could make to supper!" said Derek with a smile. "Who the hell are you?" asked the boyfriend standing up grasping his girlfriends hand. "Why, my name is Derek, and I'm having you for supper." Derek ran at the two. The girlfriends screamed as she was spattered with her boyfriends blood. Derek than pushed the chainsaw through the boy furhter, also piercing the women. The women was screaming untill her screams where nothing more than gargles, her chocking on her own blood.


I don't fuckin' know what this was, just a random Derek story.

Someone drained all of the blood from my nuts and replaced it with salt and acid mixed with lemon juice. Seriously, being blueballed sucks.

Yep, I unfortunatly will not be able to post art untill Friday 13th. Yep. Fuck life. Also my cats friggin' missing.