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Posted 13 years agoI want someone to draw me an otter with a big grin, wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and a fedora. if anyone is interested, tell me!
How much of a slob are you?
Posted 13 years agoMy new meme is called the S.A.T. ( Slob Affinity Test)
Please check all that apply, then add up your score, and see how much of a slob you really are! comment below, and tag 2 others plz!!
[] you hsve gine w/o brushing your teeth For 3+ days recently
[] you think that raw onions are tasty
[] you have piles of dirty laundry in your room
[] you have gone without showers for 3+ days recently
[] you belch out loud
[] you Dutch oven yourself
[] you wear some shirts for several days w/o washing them
[] you sit around wearing only your boxers
[] your shirt is like your food diary
[] you call for 2 pizzas and eat them by yourself
[] you fart in public
[] you have purposely wet your pants
[] half the beer you drink gets on your shirt
[] you run with no shirt on
[] you come back from the gym and don’t change clothes
[] you drink milk out of the carton
[] you don’t wipe after taking a crap
[] you don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom
[] the floor of your house is encrusted with fast food wrappers
[] you haven’t shaved for 1 week
[] you are used to the smell of feces
[] you shower in urine/take mud baths
[] you use the same dish for every meal
[] you let drool spill down your chin
[] you wear pants w/o boxers
[] you have enough toe jam to smear on bread
[] you gargle with dr. pepper
[] your pants have brown stains in the back
[] you use beer cans for furniture
[] you lay on the ground to take naps
0-5= Pretty clean
6-10= Messy
11-15= smelly fast food frequenter
16-20= gross furry drinker
21-25= disgusting, sweaty gourmand
26-30= Severe Duty Slob, no regrets
tag 2 more people! you go now!
Please check all that apply, then add up your score, and see how much of a slob you really are! comment below, and tag 2 others plz!!
[] you hsve gine w/o brushing your teeth For 3+ days recently
[] you think that raw onions are tasty
[] you have piles of dirty laundry in your room
[] you have gone without showers for 3+ days recently
[] you belch out loud
[] you Dutch oven yourself
[] you wear some shirts for several days w/o washing them
[] you sit around wearing only your boxers
[] your shirt is like your food diary
[] you call for 2 pizzas and eat them by yourself
[] you fart in public
[] you have purposely wet your pants
[] half the beer you drink gets on your shirt
[] you run with no shirt on
[] you come back from the gym and don’t change clothes
[] you drink milk out of the carton
[] you don’t wipe after taking a crap
[] you don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom
[] the floor of your house is encrusted with fast food wrappers
[] you haven’t shaved for 1 week
[] you are used to the smell of feces
[] you shower in urine/take mud baths
[] you use the same dish for every meal
[] you let drool spill down your chin
[] you wear pants w/o boxers
[] you have enough toe jam to smear on bread
[] you gargle with dr. pepper
[] your pants have brown stains in the back
[] you use beer cans for furniture
[] you lay on the ground to take naps
0-5= Pretty clean
6-10= Messy
11-15= smelly fast food frequenter
16-20= gross furry drinker
21-25= disgusting, sweaty gourmand
26-30= Severe Duty Slob, no regrets
tag 2 more people! you go now!
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Posted 14 years agoHappy thanksgiving, all! Hope you all enjoy a happy pig-out with your families. God bless you all.
Art for dragon_cushion
Posted 14 years agoI have deciden to illustrate some pieces from purple posterior for 
dragon_cushion I just posted the first pic!
dragon_cushion I just posted the first pic!About my fursona
Posted 14 years agoyoinked from 
tolstoy
So what is it about fat/fatfurs that you specifically like?
Just how huge and blubbery they look, having so much weight to throw around/
A) How fat is your fursona under normal circumstances?
1) I’m not fat at all.
2) Just chubby.
3) I’m fat.
4) Obese.
5) Immobile fat.
6) Engulf the state/province/shire fat.
7) Galactic fat
I'm usually a 3 or 4
B) What do you want to do once you reach your goal?
1) Lounge around all day, eating and keeping your weight up.
2) Take a stroll, showing off your obesity for the world to see. Visit the beach and show off. Visit the air-conditioned mall and get ice cream.
3) Enjoy time with your followers/minions, letting them take care of your every need and desire.
4) Struggle with your weight. Get stuck in doorways, break chairs, visit buffets and watch the normal folk stare and gawk at you. Going to work and trying to do your normal job also falls into this category.
5) Exercise and (try to) lose the weight.
6) Try on those old clothes and reminisce about how slim you used to be.
1,2, definitely 3, and a little 4
C) What do you want to wear, fatso?
1) Comfortable set of jeans or shorts and a shirt.
2) Sweatpants and an old, ratty t shirt.
3) Bib overalls. Flannel shirt optional.
4) Tight shorts, small shirt.
5) Tight uniform and tie.
6) Formal shirt and pants.
7) Feminine clothes.
8) Nothing at all.
Mostly 1 and 2, but i wear a wifebeater a lot
D) What’s for dinner?
1) Italian: Pasta, pizza, sauce, meatballs and bread.
2) Chinese food (you’ll be hungry again in an hour).
3) Burgers, fries, sandwiches and other fast food.
4) Tacos, burritos, quesadillas and tortas (Taco Bell doesn’t count!).
5) Exotic food from other parts of the world.
6) Old fashioned steak, potatoes, turkey, biscuits and stuffing.
7) Fruits, veggies, leaves and grass (for all you grazers).
8) Live food.
9) Your fat friends.
1, 3, 5, 6, or sometimes 8
E) Clean or slob?
1) Squeaky-clean. Shower twice a day.
2) Normal. One shower a day is enough.
3) Slightly smelly. Sweat isn’t so bad.
4) Very smelly. Once a week is enough.
5) SD slob. Shower in urine.
rare 3, mostly 4
F) What do you want to see in your fatty?
1) A big, clean, well dressed and posh fatty.
2) Casual fatty.
3) Worker fatty dressed in a work uniform or coveralls while on the job. A fat cop perhaps.
4) Lazy fatty. Old, baggy clothing and a messy headfur.
5) Fat slob. Smelly, unshaven fellow wearing a wife beater t shirt and boxers. Perhaps smoking a cigar. Messy headfur and stubble are a must.
3,4 or 5 is usually me, but a wife? definitely 2 or 3
tolstoySo what is it about fat/fatfurs that you specifically like?
Just how huge and blubbery they look, having so much weight to throw around/
A) How fat is your fursona under normal circumstances?
1) I’m not fat at all.
2) Just chubby.
3) I’m fat.
4) Obese.
5) Immobile fat.
6) Engulf the state/province/shire fat.
7) Galactic fat
I'm usually a 3 or 4
B) What do you want to do once you reach your goal?
1) Lounge around all day, eating and keeping your weight up.
2) Take a stroll, showing off your obesity for the world to see. Visit the beach and show off. Visit the air-conditioned mall and get ice cream.
3) Enjoy time with your followers/minions, letting them take care of your every need and desire.
4) Struggle with your weight. Get stuck in doorways, break chairs, visit buffets and watch the normal folk stare and gawk at you. Going to work and trying to do your normal job also falls into this category.
5) Exercise and (try to) lose the weight.
6) Try on those old clothes and reminisce about how slim you used to be.
1,2, definitely 3, and a little 4
C) What do you want to wear, fatso?
1) Comfortable set of jeans or shorts and a shirt.
2) Sweatpants and an old, ratty t shirt.
3) Bib overalls. Flannel shirt optional.
4) Tight shorts, small shirt.
5) Tight uniform and tie.
6) Formal shirt and pants.
7) Feminine clothes.
8) Nothing at all.
Mostly 1 and 2, but i wear a wifebeater a lot
D) What’s for dinner?
1) Italian: Pasta, pizza, sauce, meatballs and bread.
2) Chinese food (you’ll be hungry again in an hour).
3) Burgers, fries, sandwiches and other fast food.
4) Tacos, burritos, quesadillas and tortas (Taco Bell doesn’t count!).
5) Exotic food from other parts of the world.
6) Old fashioned steak, potatoes, turkey, biscuits and stuffing.
7) Fruits, veggies, leaves and grass (for all you grazers).
8) Live food.
9) Your fat friends.
1, 3, 5, 6, or sometimes 8
E) Clean or slob?
1) Squeaky-clean. Shower twice a day.
2) Normal. One shower a day is enough.
3) Slightly smelly. Sweat isn’t so bad.
4) Very smelly. Once a week is enough.
5) SD slob. Shower in urine.
rare 3, mostly 4
F) What do you want to see in your fatty?
1) A big, clean, well dressed and posh fatty.
2) Casual fatty.
3) Worker fatty dressed in a work uniform or coveralls while on the job. A fat cop perhaps.
4) Lazy fatty. Old, baggy clothing and a messy headfur.
5) Fat slob. Smelly, unshaven fellow wearing a wife beater t shirt and boxers. Perhaps smoking a cigar. Messy headfur and stubble are a must.
3,4 or 5 is usually me, but a wife? definitely 2 or 3
