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Am i doing St. Patricks day right?
Posted 13 years agohttp://yfrog.com/0o4fb9j Green shirt, check. Beer, check. Am I doing St. Patty's day right?
My RP tastes have changed DRAMATICALLY.
Posted 13 years agoThat doesn't mean I don't like the same things, that just means I don't like them to the same degree.
I can't do vore RPs where I eat like 23726486 people and have this big squirming football field of belly. It's so absurd that it just doesn't do anything for me.
Same with fat fur and feeding stuff. I like gaining so much irl that it's really weird and dumb for me to have my character eat a chocolate factory worth of food.
I like both to exist in the realm of plausibility, even if vore itself is impossible.
What about yew?
Wolfgang "Keepin' it real" Wolfe
I can't do vore RPs where I eat like 23726486 people and have this big squirming football field of belly. It's so absurd that it just doesn't do anything for me.
Same with fat fur and feeding stuff. I like gaining so much irl that it's really weird and dumb for me to have my character eat a chocolate factory worth of food.
I like both to exist in the realm of plausibility, even if vore itself is impossible.
What about yew?
Wolfgang "Keepin' it real" Wolfe
I miss some of my friends.
Posted 13 years agoThere's some friends that I wish I talked to more.
But I don't like Anime, or shitty MMOs, or Art Streams. So I never see them
Wolfgang "Yay HS cliques" Wolfe
But I don't like Anime, or shitty MMOs, or Art Streams. So I never see them
Wolfgang "Yay HS cliques" Wolfe
Capcom and Gainers
Posted 13 years agoI'm inclined to believe Capcom knows about Gainers >_> In One of Bob's winquotes (From Street fighter X Tekken) , he rubs his gut and says, "Uh-oh, almost lost weight!" >_>
Wolfgang "Way hotter than it should be" Wolfe
Wolfgang "Way hotter than it should be" Wolfe
Feeling EXTRA gainery today. (Maybe TMI)
Posted 13 years agoI've been in a really gainery mood the past few days. Like REALLY wanting to be stuffed and bellyrubbed...and maybe sucked off >_>
360lbs of Wolf?
Posted 13 years agoThat's an acurate description of me :3
*Level up*
Wolfgang "Fatty McButterball" Wolfe
*Level up*
Wolfgang "Fatty McButterball" Wolfe
Fairweather Friends
Posted 13 years agoI have noticed over the past few weeks…months even, that I have a lot
of fairweather friends. That is of course with the exception of a few
people, that I hope know who they are. I’m grateful for them, let me
say that first and foremost. But that doesn’t make me any less
disturbed by the rest.
When I say fairweather friends, I of course mean people who don’t
really bother to come to my aid when I’m really down in the dumps.
People who are only around when times are good. Do you know what I have
NO shortage of? Friends who come to me after the fact and say, “I heard
you were feeling like shit the other day” or, friends who make jokes
when I’m really feeling like I need consolation.
Let me also say, we seem to live in this age where emotions
(particularly negative ones) are taboo or something. Like, being sad,
having a shitty day, feeling lonely…these are all the subject of
great ire. I get that there are some people who ARE FUCKING SAD ALL THE
TIME AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. But, I’d like to imagine I’m not that.
The core of my inquiry/observation is this: Why does it seem that
whenever I’m really feeling like shit, I’m consoled by people I barely
even know. It’s people I’ve had one conversation with, people I’ve only
just met, people who I’VE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEFORE coming to my aid. Yet,
friends of years, people I’ve known since High School, people who I
would dare to say are my ‘good friends’ are nowhere to be found. This
happens consistently. Why is that? I’m legitimately curious.
In any case, I just need to reevaluate certain things about this. I
know I’m not a saint, and I’m certainly not always there for all of my
friends…but if I know what’s going on, I’d like to think I try. But
maybe I’m wrong. I know I’m kind of a joker, but that doesn’t exclude
me from the consolation of friends.
of fairweather friends. That is of course with the exception of a few
people, that I hope know who they are. I’m grateful for them, let me
say that first and foremost. But that doesn’t make me any less
disturbed by the rest.
When I say fairweather friends, I of course mean people who don’t
really bother to come to my aid when I’m really down in the dumps.
People who are only around when times are good. Do you know what I have
NO shortage of? Friends who come to me after the fact and say, “I heard
you were feeling like shit the other day” or, friends who make jokes
when I’m really feeling like I need consolation.
Let me also say, we seem to live in this age where emotions
(particularly negative ones) are taboo or something. Like, being sad,
having a shitty day, feeling lonely…these are all the subject of
great ire. I get that there are some people who ARE FUCKING SAD ALL THE
TIME AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. But, I’d like to imagine I’m not that.
The core of my inquiry/observation is this: Why does it seem that
whenever I’m really feeling like shit, I’m consoled by people I barely
even know. It’s people I’ve had one conversation with, people I’ve only
just met, people who I’VE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEFORE coming to my aid. Yet,
friends of years, people I’ve known since High School, people who I
would dare to say are my ‘good friends’ are nowhere to be found. This
happens consistently. Why is that? I’m legitimately curious.
In any case, I just need to reevaluate certain things about this. I
know I’m not a saint, and I’m certainly not always there for all of my
friends…but if I know what’s going on, I’d like to think I try. But
maybe I’m wrong. I know I’m kind of a joker, but that doesn’t exclude
me from the consolation of friends.
On the Road to North Carolina!
Posted 14 years agoWell, not the road but a rail...cause I'm on a train! :D
For 13 hours D:
But anyway, heading to Charlotte for like...a day cause my family is dumb. And I'll be back on the same dumb train this time Sunday morning.
DEAR CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET: I am going to be bored OUT OF MY MIND most of the day, so pleeeeeeeease bug me :D
Wolfgang "Train Internet go!" Wolfe
For 13 hours D:
But anyway, heading to Charlotte for like...a day cause my family is dumb. And I'll be back on the same dumb train this time Sunday morning.
DEAR CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET: I am going to be bored OUT OF MY MIND most of the day, so pleeeeeeeease bug me :D
Wolfgang "Train Internet go!" Wolfe
Shitty people
Posted 14 years agoYet another happy-go-lucky video from me.
I'm just not in the mood today.
Wolfgang "apparently not deserving" Wolfe
Musings on my Blackness
Posted 14 years agoIt might be a stupid thing to be 'upset' about, but it bums me out that 70% of the guys that are into me just 'have a thing' for black guys.
Like, duh, I appreciate the interest...but really? What about my other, non-accidental qualities? :/
Don't get me wrong, everyone has their preferences, but I almost feel fetishized. And I have enough of those
This particularly seems to happen amongst furries and bears...probably because there are markedly lower numbers of black people in both groups. But fffffff so annoying! D:
Wolfgang "I'm black ya'll" Wolfe
Like, duh, I appreciate the interest...but really? What about my other, non-accidental qualities? :/
Don't get me wrong, everyone has their preferences, but I almost feel fetishized. And I have enough of those
This particularly seems to happen amongst furries and bears...probably because there are markedly lower numbers of black people in both groups. But fffffff so annoying! D:
Wolfgang "I'm black ya'll" Wolfe
So... (TMI!)
Posted 14 years agoSo, you know in porn when there will be one bottom and like 3 tops taking turns fucking him? EITHER end of that scenario is hot >_>;
...Just gotta find 3 top friends ;3
Wolfgang "Sticky Situation" Wolfe
...Just gotta find 3 top friends ;3
Wolfgang "Sticky Situation" Wolfe
Functioning Sociopath?
Posted 14 years agoNo not in the, killing without remorse sort of way but...maybe?
I am worried about this sometimes. I kinda have the charming and aloof thing going for me. And I legitimately find it hard to care about so many things that people get all...excited about.
The birth of babies, the death of relatives, weddings, divorces, graduations...all those major 'human' events. I just can't seem to care about them at all. Mind you, that doesn't mean when it happens to OTHER people I don't care, but even when it's relevant to me I can't bring myself to care most of the time.
I'd much rather muse about...the universe, time, space, etc. I feel like those are things of real 'worth'. I guess I feel that our lives are in a way, so fleeting that I can't be bothered to care about the small events. Kinda like Dr. Manhattan but without the blue dong.
It's something always in the back of my mind, and I don't quite think I've put it to words until now.
Wolfgang "..." Wolfe
I am worried about this sometimes. I kinda have the charming and aloof thing going for me. And I legitimately find it hard to care about so many things that people get all...excited about.
The birth of babies, the death of relatives, weddings, divorces, graduations...all those major 'human' events. I just can't seem to care about them at all. Mind you, that doesn't mean when it happens to OTHER people I don't care, but even when it's relevant to me I can't bring myself to care most of the time.
I'd much rather muse about...the universe, time, space, etc. I feel like those are things of real 'worth'. I guess I feel that our lives are in a way, so fleeting that I can't be bothered to care about the small events. Kinda like Dr. Manhattan but without the blue dong.
It's something always in the back of my mind, and I don't quite think I've put it to words until now.
Wolfgang "..." Wolfe
LOLOLOL AC
Posted 14 years agoThe accumulated filth of all their sex and murrpurring will foam up about their waists and all the murries and purries will look up and shout "Save us!"... and The Westin will look down and whisper "No."
...No rooms that is :D
Wolfgang "See? Get it?" Wolfe
...No rooms that is :D
Wolfgang "See? Get it?" Wolfe
Some Bears are Twats. (Youtube Rant)
Posted 14 years agoThe guy I'm talking about in this video is PARTICULARLY a twat, but some bears/chubs/gainers in general are real twats. DON'T be one of those guys.
Wolfgang "So many twats" Wolfe
FFFFFFF GLEE'S SMOOTH CRIMINAL :D
Posted 14 years agoWHY IS IT SO FUCKING GOOD? THE VOICES?! THE CELLO?!
*Sploosh*
Wolfgang "Cleanin' up a mess" Wolfe
MOAR Fatty friday tips?!
Posted 14 years agoOf course silly :D
#FattyFriday tip, belly wobbling can be fun, but be gentle! Think of a cat playing with a soft, blubbery yarn ball :3
#FattyFriday Tip! Fat is more sensitive than muscle, so draaaaaag those nails over the belly and back, its good stuff!
#FattyFriday Tip! Got a lot of food left on your plate? Eat with fatty friends! We're always happy to help clean up :9
#FattyFriday Tip! Love handles need...well, love too! Grab those bad boys and give them a knead or a shake for extra wobble!
#FattyFriday Tip! Carrying around all that belly is hard work! If you want to show your fatty appreciation, offer back and foot rubs :3
#FattyFriday Tip! Fatties,listen, we have ALL KINDS of extra stuff to wash. So get in the folds and lift stuff up! Or ya know, get a helper :D
And so ends my Fatty Friday tips for this week! (Hopefully) more next week!
Wolfgang "Fattin' it up" Wolfe
#FattyFriday tip, belly wobbling can be fun, but be gentle! Think of a cat playing with a soft, blubbery yarn ball :3
#FattyFriday Tip! Fat is more sensitive than muscle, so draaaaaag those nails over the belly and back, its good stuff!
#FattyFriday Tip! Got a lot of food left on your plate? Eat with fatty friends! We're always happy to help clean up :9
#FattyFriday Tip! Love handles need...well, love too! Grab those bad boys and give them a knead or a shake for extra wobble!
#FattyFriday Tip! Carrying around all that belly is hard work! If you want to show your fatty appreciation, offer back and foot rubs :3
#FattyFriday Tip! Fatties,listen, we have ALL KINDS of extra stuff to wash. So get in the folds and lift stuff up! Or ya know, get a helper :D
And so ends my Fatty Friday tips for this week! (Hopefully) more next week!
Wolfgang "Fattin' it up" Wolfe
Fffff damn you Rizzo D:
Posted 14 years agoWhy do I identify with her/this song so much D:
Wolfgang "But I can feel and I can cry" Wolfe
My Wishlist
Posted 14 years agoHere are some things I sincerely wish I could do.
I wish I could...
1) Be more of an insufferable twat, so I'd get more followers.
2) Be more of a nerd, so I could give a shit about my nerdy friends interests.
3) Be less intelligent, so I wouldn't notice how dumb other people are.
4) Be white and bearded, so I could get the guys I want.
5) Be more of a moody, emotional, self-deprecating mess, so people would pity me all the time.
6) Be less honest, so I could beg people for money I don't need to solve my "problems".
7) Be more immature, so I could think every new thing was the shit.
8) Be less picky, so I could date a series of men who aren't worth my time, then bitch about how I can't find 'true love'.
9) Be more inclined to be for free art, that way people will like 'me' more.
10) Stop listing silly things.
Wolfgang "Ok, Maybe not sincerely" Wolfe
I wish I could...
1) Be more of an insufferable twat, so I'd get more followers.
2) Be more of a nerd, so I could give a shit about my nerdy friends interests.
3) Be less intelligent, so I wouldn't notice how dumb other people are.
4) Be white and bearded, so I could get the guys I want.
5) Be more of a moody, emotional, self-deprecating mess, so people would pity me all the time.
6) Be less honest, so I could beg people for money I don't need to solve my "problems".
7) Be more immature, so I could think every new thing was the shit.
8) Be less picky, so I could date a series of men who aren't worth my time, then bitch about how I can't find 'true love'.
9) Be more inclined to be for free art, that way people will like 'me' more.
10) Stop listing silly things.
Wolfgang "Ok, Maybe not sincerely" Wolfe
Bear day! (Apparently)
Posted 14 years agoSo it seems 
vhyena made up the BEST holiday ever, and I'm taking part.
Post stuff about burrs, draw burrs, love burrs....all day!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3126082/
Wolfgang "Burr lovin'" Wolfe
vhyena made up the BEST holiday ever, and I'm taking part.Post stuff about burrs, draw burrs, love burrs....all day!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3126082/
Wolfgang "Burr lovin'" Wolfe
Thoroughly Stuffed Wolfe (Belly vid!)
Posted 14 years agoSo every night that I hit the gym, I try to eat something and have a protein shake before bed (To protect my beefiness!). Well, last night I went a...tad overboard. The details of what I ate are in the description of the vid, but half of a huge steak, rice, and a blender full of protein shake, ice cream, and half and half are in that gut >_>
Wolfgang "Stuffed to the limit" Wolfe
It's TMI Tuesday!
Posted 14 years agoThat's right kids, that special time of week where you can ask me whatever you want (Either on here or my formspring --> http://www.formspring.me/Wolfgangwolfe ) and I will answer with 150% honesty!
Wolfgang "Bring it!" Wolfe
Wolfgang "Bring it!" Wolfe
Erf, kinda snug tanktop >_> (Fatty pic)
Posted 14 years agoSo I found this medium tanktop with my laundry last night....pretty sure it's not mine, what do you guys think? ;) http://t.co/9J72R9q3
I mean, it's just a weeeeeeee bit snug... http://t.co/164SL8J6
Wolfgang "*Grunt, huff, squeeze*" Wolfe
I mean, it's just a weeeeeeee bit snug... http://t.co/164SL8J6
Wolfgang "*Grunt, huff, squeeze*" Wolfe
Not quite hookups, but yeah, hookups? (TMI-ish)
Posted 14 years agoI've got a head full of bad wiring, I'll concede that.
But is it wrong of me to not want to have sex on the first hangout? I feel like waiting and feeling each other out is the "right" thing to do, but honestly I couldn't tell you why. I say this because 8/10 times I end up fooling around anyway and haven't necessarily had bad results. I'm still 90% opposed to hookups/one night stands. But if we have commonality and hit it off as friends, why do I (try to) impose that rule?
Wolfgang "Sexy Quandary" Wolfe
But is it wrong of me to not want to have sex on the first hangout? I feel like waiting and feeling each other out is the "right" thing to do, but honestly I couldn't tell you why. I say this because 8/10 times I end up fooling around anyway and haven't necessarily had bad results. I'm still 90% opposed to hookups/one night stands. But if we have commonality and hit it off as friends, why do I (try to) impose that rule?
Wolfgang "Sexy Quandary" Wolfe
Sexy Saturday (Or Sunday?) Tips! (NSFW)
Posted 14 years agoIn addition to the Vore Thursday and Fatty Friday tips, I started doing these on my alt twitter account (PervyFatLupine). Just for fun...and ya know, erections :D
#SexySaturday Tip #1! If you like giving oral, but don't swallow, you're doing it WRONG. #endofdiscussion
#SexySaturday Tip #2 Beards are excellent for cleaning up sticky messes >:3
#SexySaturday Tip #3 Chubby tops, wanna reeeeeeally get in deep? Rest that sexy gut on your bottoms back :D
#SexySaturday Tip #4 If you're a bottom, get into it! Push back, clench that whole, let your top know how much you love it ;3
#SexySaturday Tip #5 In addition to being pretty hot, collars give you something to tug on, ya know, for keeping a head steady...
As I also noted on twitter, I've tried to keep these tips fairly general, cause if I made them about stuff that turns ME on: 1) You'd be here a while. 2) It'd be weird!
Wolfgang "Unf unf splort" Wolfe
#SexySaturday Tip #1! If you like giving oral, but don't swallow, you're doing it WRONG. #endofdiscussion
#SexySaturday Tip #2 Beards are excellent for cleaning up sticky messes >:3
#SexySaturday Tip #3 Chubby tops, wanna reeeeeeally get in deep? Rest that sexy gut on your bottoms back :D
#SexySaturday Tip #4 If you're a bottom, get into it! Push back, clench that whole, let your top know how much you love it ;3
#SexySaturday Tip #5 In addition to being pretty hot, collars give you something to tug on, ya know, for keeping a head steady...
As I also noted on twitter, I've tried to keep these tips fairly general, cause if I made them about stuff that turns ME on: 1) You'd be here a while. 2) It'd be weird!
Wolfgang "Unf unf splort" Wolfe
Fatty Friday Tips!
Posted 14 years agoAkin to Vore Thursday tips, here are some Fatty Friday tips! Whether you are a fatty, or just love them, these helpful hints will keep you happy :3
Tip #1 Suspenders! Seriously fatties, sexiness and pants holding +50! And no cold/annoying belt digging into belly :3
Tip #2 When rubbing belly, PLEASE please please don't just go in circles. Knead the belly, heft the belly, LOVE the belly :3
Tip #3 When rubbing a particularly impressive belly, sometimes paws aren't enough! Lick, nibble and kiss said belly!
Tip #4 Its always important to keep growing fatties well fed...with funnels! Can't have them losing calories using their hands!
And a secret Fatty Friday Tip: It may sometimes be necessary to take care of certain "urges" after a belly rub! Hop to it!
Wolfgang "Fatty Friday" Wolfe
Tip #1 Suspenders! Seriously fatties, sexiness and pants holding +50! And no cold/annoying belt digging into belly :3
Tip #2 When rubbing belly, PLEASE please please don't just go in circles. Knead the belly, heft the belly, LOVE the belly :3
Tip #3 When rubbing a particularly impressive belly, sometimes paws aren't enough! Lick, nibble and kiss said belly!
Tip #4 Its always important to keep growing fatties well fed...with funnels! Can't have them losing calories using their hands!
And a secret Fatty Friday Tip: It may sometimes be necessary to take care of certain "urges" after a belly rub! Hop to it!
Wolfgang "Fatty Friday" Wolfe
