Wolfgang "Moooooooves like Jagger" Wolfe

Here's some of the many (and many to come) vore tips I posted on my twitter today!

1) When swallowing an unwilling prey, its always important to go headfirst! For safety reasons, but also, the kicking is MUCH more fun. ;9

2) When BEING an unwilling prey, think of that poor malnourished pred! Besides, maybe he'll let you out if you behave :D

3)If you're a tubby pred like myself,why wrestle with prey when you could pin them down with that gut! They're going in there anyway, why not?

4)If you're willing prey, feel free to squirm around still! No better way to aid digest...err, soothe your preds belly!

5)When being the friend of hungry preds like me, always make sure to have extra food around. It won't help, but it might slow me down. Maybe.

Hehe more to come throughout the day, follow WolfgangWolfe if you wanna see moar :3

Wolfgang "*Gulp, gurgle, urrp!*" Wolfe

So these might be NSFW, (I'm just in my undies) but this is me after 3 months of working out! More to come in ze future :3

http://yfrog.com/esyxd9j
http://yfrog.com/gyjyd2j
http://yfrog.com/oevjj0j

Wolfgang "Beefin' up!" Wolfe

I wish I had taken some when I started, but oh well! These will be progress from 3-4 months in. Expect them later tonight!

Wolfgang "Makin' Progress" Pics

Last journal I swear XD

An addendum to that vlog vid I posted :D

Just me chattin' it up about life and school and...shit. *Whispers* AndSkyrimcauseitssogood...



Wolfgang "Giant Dork" Wolfe

Doing an "End of the School Year" Karaoke with friends and burrs kinda thang! This Thursday from 8pm until we get tired o' singing! Just a little celebration of the end of the semester :)

Rockbar is at 185 Christopher Street, New York, NY 10014 in the village.

If you wanna go. Let me know!

Wolfgang "Singin' with dudes" Wolfe

I CAN'T STOP DANCING YOU GUYS D:

This might sound dumb, but I'm feeling somewhat unwanted D:

A friend posted something about forgiving people and starting anew. I really wish I could do that, but I wouldn't even know how. There are some grudges held that are dumb. I'm a different person in different circumstances.

I have one, go ask me stuff! http://www.formspring.me/Wolfgangwolfe

The mass question I asked last night was, "What is your honest opinion of me?" Obviously that works a little better if you KNOW me, but hey, go for broke!

Wolfgang "Questioning" Wolfe

That would be an awesome band name....anyway!

After a talk with a friend o' mine, I learned a few things about myself sexually:

I love flirting, but don't like the whole meat market feel of clubs per se. Like, I can't just fuck someone I don't know in ANY capacity (random hookups, club sex, etc.).

Sex isn't sacred for me, but it generally does carry some weight. I can't think of many instances of sex I've had where I didn't care about the person
.
Though I have had hookup before (and they were hot) they don't do anything for me really. I leave feeling unfulfilled.

Anyway, just some ramblings. Discuss if you like :3

I may or may not have made a burping vid too... >_>

Ok I did!



There's kind of some bulge going on in there so uh...sorry about that <_<;

Wolfgang "Urrrp" Wolfe

*Grunts and rolls over, exposing his absolutely stuffed middle* Mmmm this Thanksgiving has been wonderful <3 I've been more or less nonstop eating since 3:30 <3

Pre Gorging Wolf Belly: http://yfrog.com/o0nbmouj

Post Gorging Wolf Belly: http://twitpic.com/7j60qq

And a video of me playing with this tum o' mine. Could always use help though...


Wolfgang "Desperately in Need of Rubs" Wolfe

*Gasp!* I was just reminded that today is Vore Thursday! Quick, someone get in a turkey costume...you know, as a joke ;3 *Rubs his paws together and licks his lips*

Wolfgang "Gobble Gobble" Wolfe

Merry Thanksgiving guys! May your cup (and belly) runneth over >:9 (And may your camera be at the ready <_<)

Wolfgang "*Urp!*" Wolfe

Its almost post Thanksgiving dinner belly pic day! :D #Giddy

Wolfgang "Go forth and eat!" Wolfe

I think the reason I have such a hard time remembering details from furries is because so many of their stories bleed together :P

"Hi, I'm (color/species) and I have (No job/shitty job). I'm moving to (insert location across country) to be with my mate I haven't met! My interests are (Insert fetishes) and I love talking about them (all the time/at the wrong times)! Wanna be (typefuck) buddies?" *Snuggle*"

As a friend pointed out, I could just as easily make this combo flowchart for bears/chubs/etc.

"Woof/Grr (Hi)! I'm (Name and Bear/chub/cub/daddy, etc. then number), I like (insert body type here) and I'm outgoing (slutty)! I liked your profile (pics) and would love to learn more about you (your penis size/weight)! We should chat sometime (Send more pics)!"

Wolfgang "Murr" Wolfe

My favorite holiday is coming up!
....Well, yeah Thanksgiving too, but more specifically Post Thanksgiving Belly pic day <3

Don't forget to send your favorite Wolfgang (See: Me!) Pics of your gorged, bloated, stuffed, and DEFINITELY in need of wolf paws bellies to me when you're done filling up :9

Wolfgang "Love My Fatties" Wolfe

Seriously. Someone needs to come here and raise tail for me, been wanting to make someone moan and pant all week...

Or I need a local pet, so I can do that regularly >_>

Wolfgang "Bend over" Wolfe

How I long for the days when the NYC furries crew wasn't composed almost ENTIRELY of people I can't stand.

Or a bunch of underaged or barely legal twaaaaaaaaaaaaaats.

Yeah I said it.

Wolfgang "Fuck THAT noise" Wolfe

Boooooored. Anyone wanna chill today?

Wolfgang "Boredy McBorderson" Wolfe

THESE TRICEPS, ARE ABOUT, TO EXPLODE!

http://yfrog.com/h8hprppej

Also, I done shaved up muh face fuzz. Whaddya think? :D

http://yfrog.com/kkp63gxj

Wolfgang "REBEL ONE, ACTION!" Wolfe

Ok I lied, it's a weight gain/vore story that I have wanted to write for a while.

I really hope you guys enjoy it! Since I haven't written in a bit. It's nothing special, and it's fairly short, but I had a LOT of fun with it...and I hope you do too!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6828409/

Feedback sincerely appreciated :)

Wolfgang "Going Strong" Wolfe

I am in a very....wanting to be fed and belly rubbed kinda mood >_> And none of that online crap either!

Wolfgang "Get over here and do it! D:<" Wolfe