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BIOXZ: The Movie. Act III, scene 10...
Posted 14 years agoDEAR FUTURE,
If, for whatever reason, someone decides to make a biopic of my life, I demand that today's events, as transcribed in the following, be included into the script and final cut:
If, for whatever reason, someone decides to make a biopic of my life, I demand that today's events, as transcribed in the following, be included into the script and final cut:
CUT TO:
Backstore office. BIOXZ and TONY are scanning in the latest stock delivery while bantering.
TONY
It's all your fault, Bioxz.
BIOXZ
What is?
TONY
That skin cream that got spilled all over back there. I know that was you.
BIOXZ
Was n...
TONY
Shut up!
BIOXZ
NO! I will not be silenced!
TONY
It's still all your fault.
BIOXZ
Yeah, okay, you got me. But that wasn't skin cream.
TONY
Well then, what was it?
BIOXZ
I dunno... I just started thinking about your mom, and then... that big white mess got there.
TONY
(Thick stereotypical Texan accent) If yew say so.
BIOXZ
(Stops scanning and breaks flow) For God's sake, you're ripping off David, now?
TONY
What?
BIOXZ
That "If yew say so" line is David's thing. Stop ripping him off, you cheap cunt.
TONY
What? Hey, fuck you, that's MINE! I've been using that for two years, now!
BIOXZ
I heard him say it first.
TONY
You fucking knob. HE ripped me off if he's been using that. The only line I ever ripped off him was that "Lololololololol" thing.
BIOXZ
Woah, wait, what? I never heard that one.
TONY
Yeah, sometimes when something's real funny, he goes "Lolololololol". And I started doing that, too, sometimes.
BIOXZ
The fuck, he never said "Lolololololol" to me!
TONY
Yeah? He used to do it, like, all the time.
BIOXZ
Well, why hasn't he done it with me?? Why hasn't he "Lolololololol"ed me?!
TONY
'unno. Go ask.
BIOXZ gets up and abruptly leaves.
CUT TO:
The break room. DAVID, and his new wife, ZENAB, sit at the lunch table, eating some fast food from the local food court. Suddenly, BIOXZ bursts in the room.
BIOXZ
David! Why haven't you Lololololol'ed me?!
Silence ensues. End scene.
Ask Bioxz ANYTHING! (II)
Posted 14 years agoWell, according to FA, it's been a full freaking YEAR since I last posted a journal. And judging from the fact that I had to look around for five minutes before I remembered where to FIND the damn link for a new journal posting, I'm inclined to agree that it has been awhile. xD
However, I've lost track of all the memes I've been tagged with since, and, apart from taking up some MMA, almost getting arrested, and a month spent in the body of a geriatric woman, there really hasn't been anything too new happening in my life.
Sad, I know. :P
So, in the spirit of having absolutely nothing else to refresh my journal with, I'm opening up this entry to ANY questions of ANY kind that, for whatever depraved reason, you might be curious enough to ask me. :P
So, go ahead. Go nuts. BRING IT.
However, I've lost track of all the memes I've been tagged with since, and, apart from taking up some MMA, almost getting arrested, and a month spent in the body of a geriatric woman, there really hasn't been anything too new happening in my life.
Sad, I know. :P
So, in the spirit of having absolutely nothing else to refresh my journal with, I'm opening up this entry to ANY questions of ANY kind that, for whatever depraved reason, you might be curious enough to ask me. :P
So, go ahead. Go nuts. BRING IT.
Getting to knooooooow yoooooooouuuuuu...
Posted 15 years agoHey, guys and gals, let's have some fun in the meantime while I'm puttering around, trying to get my latest project done! :D
Meme nabbed from journal of
Siberia_Tigra A little something to help me get to know y'all a little better...
1. Your Name: (IRL, screenames, or desired nicknames that you want me to call your from now on are acceptable. :P)
2. Age: (-ish)
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean: (I leave this question open to interpretation.)
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? (No details that could incriminate me, please!)
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake? (DISCLAIMER: Has been the direct cause of three kitchen fires, and the indirect cause of at least seven.)
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? (NOTE: Am NOT Tagging! Please, no one feel obliged to do this if you respond to it. In fact, let's make this a contest to see who can come up with the crudest spin on a way of telling me "No" and to go eat myself. :P )
Meme nabbed from journal of
Siberia_Tigra A little something to help me get to know y'all a little better...1. Your Name: (IRL, screenames, or desired nicknames that you want me to call your from now on are acceptable. :P)
2. Age: (-ish)
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean: (I leave this question open to interpretation.)
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? (No details that could incriminate me, please!)
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake? (DISCLAIMER: Has been the direct cause of three kitchen fires, and the indirect cause of at least seven.)
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? (NOTE: Am NOT Tagging! Please, no one feel obliged to do this if you respond to it. In fact, let's make this a contest to see who can come up with the crudest spin on a way of telling me "No" and to go eat myself. :P )
And, for my NEXT Amazing Trick…
Posted 15 years agoWell!
Here I sit, on what must be the hottest day we’ve had so far this “summer” (given the way the weather’s been acting, I don’t put it past mother nature to start fucking with us again and making it hail baseball-sized chunks of death tomorrow) back at my computer, a little sunburnt, fresh from a little vacation down in the townships after the 30Days/30Submissions marathon. I have to say, the whole experience, while draining, and while having its ups and downs, was immensely rewarding.
I’m not really sure how different I feel about myself or my art after forcing myself to go through that… looking at my drawings between now and then (it WAS just a month, after all) I’m not sure if I myself can see any drastic technical improvements, but then again, almost everything I did, I did in a single day (with some *COUGHCOUGH* exceptions), whereas it used to take me around a week to make an illustration from scratch and render it to the point where I was satisfied enough with it to submit it. :P I guess, if nothing else, I learned to be more efficient during this whole ordeal (AND how to function on a dangerously low amount of sleep). Now that I’m free of my self-induced shackles, I can’t tell you how the appreciation I now have for being able to take as much freakin’ time as I want to work a drawing and make it look good. At the same time, though, I’ve also learned not to take so damn long in getting work done, and to forcibly set aside time to be put into a particular drawing before I lose the passion and inspiration that initially fueled the idea. (Unless it’s porn, in which case I can’t make that particular “passion” disappear, no matter how many times a day I fap.)
But don’t get me wrong, though… I AM taking a break from drawing, right now. Just to give the withered, cramped claw-like appendage that USED to be my drawing hand time to relax, soften up, recover and stop hating me. (I swear, every time I pass by that Amputation/Replantation office near where I work, I can almost feel my arm spasm, like it’s trying to escape and find itself a less abusive host!)
In the meantime, though, as mentioned, I’m going to be going through everything I’ve done over the past month and giving some proper responses and appropriate loving-backs and reach-arounds to those of you who so kindly kept my spirits up this past month with words of encouragement, praise, critique, and intimidation. (Yes, threatening me works, as it turns out… most especially when the menace is directed toward my frequently-exposed and vulnerable junk.) So please, don’t be weirded out if you suddenly get a response to a comment or note you gave me over a month ago, nor if I’m suddenly commenting on work of yours that you submitted, like, FOREVER ago!
So what’s next after that? Well… I’m thinking… commissions?
Oh, yeah, and I guess since I’ve learned a valuable lesson about self-motivation and efficiency, it’s about time I finally got that last chapter of The Scent of his Mate out, already. (But then again, that’s… HOW many times I’ve already said that? Keep your fingers crossed folks, the tenth time might just be the charm!!)
Here I sit, on what must be the hottest day we’ve had so far this “summer” (given the way the weather’s been acting, I don’t put it past mother nature to start fucking with us again and making it hail baseball-sized chunks of death tomorrow) back at my computer, a little sunburnt, fresh from a little vacation down in the townships after the 30Days/30Submissions marathon. I have to say, the whole experience, while draining, and while having its ups and downs, was immensely rewarding.
I’m not really sure how different I feel about myself or my art after forcing myself to go through that… looking at my drawings between now and then (it WAS just a month, after all) I’m not sure if I myself can see any drastic technical improvements, but then again, almost everything I did, I did in a single day (with some *COUGHCOUGH* exceptions), whereas it used to take me around a week to make an illustration from scratch and render it to the point where I was satisfied enough with it to submit it. :P I guess, if nothing else, I learned to be more efficient during this whole ordeal (AND how to function on a dangerously low amount of sleep). Now that I’m free of my self-induced shackles, I can’t tell you how the appreciation I now have for being able to take as much freakin’ time as I want to work a drawing and make it look good. At the same time, though, I’ve also learned not to take so damn long in getting work done, and to forcibly set aside time to be put into a particular drawing before I lose the passion and inspiration that initially fueled the idea. (Unless it’s porn, in which case I can’t make that particular “passion” disappear, no matter how many times a day I fap.)
But don’t get me wrong, though… I AM taking a break from drawing, right now. Just to give the withered, cramped claw-like appendage that USED to be my drawing hand time to relax, soften up, recover and stop hating me. (I swear, every time I pass by that Amputation/Replantation office near where I work, I can almost feel my arm spasm, like it’s trying to escape and find itself a less abusive host!)
In the meantime, though, as mentioned, I’m going to be going through everything I’ve done over the past month and giving some proper responses and appropriate loving-backs and reach-arounds to those of you who so kindly kept my spirits up this past month with words of encouragement, praise, critique, and intimidation. (Yes, threatening me works, as it turns out… most especially when the menace is directed toward my frequently-exposed and vulnerable junk.) So please, don’t be weirded out if you suddenly get a response to a comment or note you gave me over a month ago, nor if I’m suddenly commenting on work of yours that you submitted, like, FOREVER ago!
So what’s next after that? Well… I’m thinking… commissions?
Oh, yeah, and I guess since I’ve learned a valuable lesson about self-motivation and efficiency, it’s about time I finally got that last chapter of The Scent of his Mate out, already. (But then again, that’s… HOW many times I’ve already said that? Keep your fingers crossed folks, the tenth time might just be the charm!!)
This is my Love Letter to each and every one of you. <3
Posted 15 years agoHey everyone and everyone.
I just wanted to take a serious moment here and thank all you old watchers, new watchers, diligent commentators, hit-generators and dreamers out there for the constant support and encouragement you've shown me for the duration of this "30 Days/30 Submissions" quest of self-discipline/self-discovery I'm currently embarking upon. 20 down, 10 to go!
( NOTE: For those of you who missed it, because I only explained what was going on in my first submission in this whole affair, ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3750352/ ) I'm dedicating myself to submitting 30 pieces of art to this site for 30 days in a row, both as a means of counteracting my own laziness, and as a means of forcing myself to work and grow as an artist. I probably SHOULD have made a journal entry explaining this right from the get-go, lest people start wondering why the balls I'm churning out so much crap all of the sudden. :P )
In particular, I wanted to thank all y'all who leave such lovely commentary and critiques on my stuff. Getting comments and feedback on my art and writing is the whole REASON I do what I do here. (Well, at least until I open myself up for commissions, at which point you can add "money" to that. :P ) Feed-back is what I feed-ON. It's my lifeblood. It's my raison d'être. It's both my crack-cocaine, AND my anti-drug. So whenever I DO get a comment, I always try to reply to it and give some of that love back.
Thing is, lately, what with trying to make and submit something everyday AND all the regular stuff going on in my life, I HAVE been tremendously busy, so not being able to reply immediately and promptly to some of you guys makes me feel like a bit of a douche-monger... and as such, I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you all know how very much I appreciate it, and that I will be getting back to all of you... just... probably with varying levels of tardiness in doing so. xD
Same thing goes for the watchers, shouters, screamers, and ballyhooers. As well as all those artists out there who's work I frequently give my own love-in-the-form-of-comments to, but have recently stopped or slowed down in doing so. When this whole thing is over, I'm probably going to be spending ANOTHER 30 days just catching up with everything I missed.
So, in summary, thanks (and apologies) to all y'all! Please continue being the most awesome people on earth, and I'll continue trying to be an artist worthy of such awesomeness.
I just wanted to take a serious moment here and thank all you old watchers, new watchers, diligent commentators, hit-generators and dreamers out there for the constant support and encouragement you've shown me for the duration of this "30 Days/30 Submissions" quest of self-discipline/self-discovery I'm currently embarking upon. 20 down, 10 to go!
( NOTE: For those of you who missed it, because I only explained what was going on in my first submission in this whole affair, ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3750352/ ) I'm dedicating myself to submitting 30 pieces of art to this site for 30 days in a row, both as a means of counteracting my own laziness, and as a means of forcing myself to work and grow as an artist. I probably SHOULD have made a journal entry explaining this right from the get-go, lest people start wondering why the balls I'm churning out so much crap all of the sudden. :P )
In particular, I wanted to thank all y'all who leave such lovely commentary and critiques on my stuff. Getting comments and feedback on my art and writing is the whole REASON I do what I do here. (Well, at least until I open myself up for commissions, at which point you can add "money" to that. :P ) Feed-back is what I feed-ON. It's my lifeblood. It's my raison d'être. It's both my crack-cocaine, AND my anti-drug. So whenever I DO get a comment, I always try to reply to it and give some of that love back.
Thing is, lately, what with trying to make and submit something everyday AND all the regular stuff going on in my life, I HAVE been tremendously busy, so not being able to reply immediately and promptly to some of you guys makes me feel like a bit of a douche-monger... and as such, I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you all know how very much I appreciate it, and that I will be getting back to all of you... just... probably with varying levels of tardiness in doing so. xD
Same thing goes for the watchers, shouters, screamers, and ballyhooers. As well as all those artists out there who's work I frequently give my own love-in-the-form-of-comments to, but have recently stopped or slowed down in doing so. When this whole thing is over, I'm probably going to be spending ANOTHER 30 days just catching up with everything I missed.
So, in summary, thanks (and apologies) to all y'all! Please continue being the most awesome people on earth, and I'll continue trying to be an artist worthy of such awesomeness.
8 Truths meme
Posted 15 years ago
chase-shift tagged me by NOT tagging me. Man, you should have seen it. It was pretty zen.RULES
1. Post these rules. (Fine)
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal. (So far, I'm with you)
3. At the end you have to choose 7 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal. (NO!!)
4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them. Got it? (NO!!) Good! (I said no, motherfucker!!!)
1) I frequently lie about my age. Despite the fact that I'm under 30. (Or AM I?? LoL)
2) I had my first truly intimate, sexual experience with another person when I was 13. It would be seven years until I had my second.
3) I eat the tails on the shrimp, too.
4) Sometimes when I accidentally run into or trip on something, I kick and swear at it as if it went and got in my way on purpose.
5) I'm pretty quick to forgive, although when I have a grudge, I have a hell of a time letting it go.
6) Sometimes, I prefer a massage over sex. (Although having both in the same night is nice.)
7) I am gay for Kimahri, and lesbian for Aisha.
8) I use fake tanning cream. *Shame*
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO!! *Rolls up sleeves*
Posted 15 years agoTwo things:
After a grueling two week final stretch, my 1001visages caricature show if finally done with, which, at longest of long last, frees up a hell of a lot of my time. :)
Now, since, for the past two weeks, I've been kinda inactive here, I haven't responded to or even missed completely some comments people have generously left on my work. Then, just now, while trying to clear my shoutpage, what do I go and do? Accidentally NUKE EVERY LAST FUCKING THING ON MY CONTROL PANEL. >.<
(Yes, even WITH the "Are you sure?" prompt. HEY, I'M STILL TIRED, ALRIGHT?!!)
So now, just to be on the safe side, and so that no one thinks I'm snubbing them, I've decided to manually reply to everything. And no, I don't just mean the comments I've probably missed in the last few weeks... I mean, EVERYTHING. I'm going to go through my ENTIRE gallery and journal catalog and respond to every bloody comment I missed and haven't answered since I opened my profile on this site.
By this time tomorrow, THERE SHAN'T BE A SINGLE UNANSWERED COMMENT ADORNING MY FA PAGE! SO DECALRETH I!!! (Boy, can you tell that I'm looking for something to do? :P)
Soooooooooooooooooooo yeah... Just in case some of you are wondering why the balls I'm suddenly now replying to something your wrote me over a year or two ago. :P
After a grueling two week final stretch, my 1001visages caricature show if finally done with, which, at longest of long last, frees up a hell of a lot of my time. :)
Now, since, for the past two weeks, I've been kinda inactive here, I haven't responded to or even missed completely some comments people have generously left on my work. Then, just now, while trying to clear my shoutpage, what do I go and do? Accidentally NUKE EVERY LAST FUCKING THING ON MY CONTROL PANEL. >.<
(Yes, even WITH the "Are you sure?" prompt. HEY, I'M STILL TIRED, ALRIGHT?!!)
So now, just to be on the safe side, and so that no one thinks I'm snubbing them, I've decided to manually reply to everything. And no, I don't just mean the comments I've probably missed in the last few weeks... I mean, EVERYTHING. I'm going to go through my ENTIRE gallery and journal catalog and respond to every bloody comment I missed and haven't answered since I opened my profile on this site.
By this time tomorrow, THERE SHAN'T BE A SINGLE UNANSWERED COMMENT ADORNING MY FA PAGE! SO DECALRETH I!!! (Boy, can you tell that I'm looking for something to do? :P)
Soooooooooooooooooooo yeah... Just in case some of you are wondering why the balls I'm suddenly now replying to something your wrote me over a year or two ago. :P
Bioxz's Artist Meme... ARGH!
Posted 16 years agoWHAT?? Meme tagged by 
artizek?! Well, FORGET IT! I don’t care how big and scary you are! I’m not… no. Hey, NO! NOT THE SAD WIDDLE KITTY EYES! Aaarrrggghh!
Damn it…
Here we get to talk about the artist and their opinions on their own work. We also get a look at their most popular pieces. Remember to include a link to the pictures you mention if you have one! Please answer the following:
1: Which picture of yours has the most views?
The Fanservice Meme one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2801862/ at 853 views. I discovered that just now, and I’m a little surprised by that fact that, out of everything I’ve done, it would be this one. Though, at the same time, It’s one of my own personal faves, so why the hey not?
2: Which picture of yours has the highest +favorite to view percentage?
I’m not even going to bother calculating that for every freaking pic I’ve got (Because, even though I’m lousy at math, I still know enough where it’s obvious which one the winner is) but it’s http://www.furaffinity.net/view/883016/ Kimahri: PWNED. This is easily one of the submissions I’m most proud of… although, I DO have it set as my userpage pic, too, so I guess I am kinda forcing those stats a little. :P
3: Which picture of yours is your personal favorite, and why?
As mentioned, I’m really happy with “Kimahri: PWNED” , although other faves of mine have been “Smile, Darn ya Smile” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/857565/ “Kimahri: Suspended Congress” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1276340/
and “Well, he warned you, Damn it!” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2632056/
Why? I dunno… all these ones just have that certain Je-ne-sais-quoi where, somehow, everything, the concept, the inking, the colouring, and the expressiveness all came together to near perfection. I guess it says something about me as an artist when I can’t quite figure out how to replicate that winning combination every damn time…
4: Are there any pictures that you are NOT particularly proud of? And if so, why?
Actually, I’d have to say that, a lot of my recent stuff, yeah, ironically. Examples include http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2968755/ and http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3084095/ . Reasons why? See the next question.
5: What aspect of your art would you like to improve, and why?
Inking. Absolutely inking. That’s not all, but mostly that. See, somehow, I feel like I kinda lost an edge I had a year or two ago, back when my inking and colouring came together so well, and my style could firmly established as “Cartoony”. Since awhile, now, though, I’ve been experimenting a lot with other methods and techniques (as well as with a more realistic styles of drawing) without actually committing to one and perfecting it. I feel that this failure to establish myself with one particular style has now left me artistically confused, with an ambiguous drawing technique that looks somewhere in between two things, and looks really unfinished and unpolished. To summarize, I kinda feel lost, and in need of finding my way again.
6: What do you HATE seeing in art? In terms of technical skill, not subject matter.
Two things that irk me in art (including my own) are, first, badly proportioned bodies (that is, when attempting to draw something realistic), and secondly, excessive use of thick, messy and sloppy detail lines on characters. It’s unnecessary, and it really makes the artwork look disgusting.
7: Tag another artist! You have to, because this is an artist-related meme.
NO. >:C
… well, okay, no tagging, but if anybody who reads this wants to, then hey, go a’head! (It’s basically the same thing as tagging, anyways… I could never force the people I know on here to do anything, even if I did tag them. Not without one of those “WANTED” Sniper-Rifles that can shoot a person from three cities away.)
(“Why, hello, there,
khakibear . I noticed you never got around to doing that meme I hit you with a few weeks back. Yeah. That’s right… Think you’re safe just because you’re hundreds of miles away in a whole other province? I wouldn’t be so sure about that. And by the way, that’s a mighty tasty-looking cup o’ coffee you’ve got there.”) >:)
artizek?! Well, FORGET IT! I don’t care how big and scary you are! I’m not… no. Hey, NO! NOT THE SAD WIDDLE KITTY EYES! Aaarrrggghh!Damn it…
Here we get to talk about the artist and their opinions on their own work. We also get a look at their most popular pieces. Remember to include a link to the pictures you mention if you have one! Please answer the following:
1: Which picture of yours has the most views?
The Fanservice Meme one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2801862/ at 853 views. I discovered that just now, and I’m a little surprised by that fact that, out of everything I’ve done, it would be this one. Though, at the same time, It’s one of my own personal faves, so why the hey not?
2: Which picture of yours has the highest +favorite to view percentage?
I’m not even going to bother calculating that for every freaking pic I’ve got (Because, even though I’m lousy at math, I still know enough where it’s obvious which one the winner is) but it’s http://www.furaffinity.net/view/883016/ Kimahri: PWNED. This is easily one of the submissions I’m most proud of… although, I DO have it set as my userpage pic, too, so I guess I am kinda forcing those stats a little. :P
3: Which picture of yours is your personal favorite, and why?
As mentioned, I’m really happy with “Kimahri: PWNED” , although other faves of mine have been “Smile, Darn ya Smile” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/857565/ “Kimahri: Suspended Congress” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1276340/
and “Well, he warned you, Damn it!” http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2632056/
Why? I dunno… all these ones just have that certain Je-ne-sais-quoi where, somehow, everything, the concept, the inking, the colouring, and the expressiveness all came together to near perfection. I guess it says something about me as an artist when I can’t quite figure out how to replicate that winning combination every damn time…
4: Are there any pictures that you are NOT particularly proud of? And if so, why?
Actually, I’d have to say that, a lot of my recent stuff, yeah, ironically. Examples include http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2968755/ and http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3084095/ . Reasons why? See the next question.
5: What aspect of your art would you like to improve, and why?
Inking. Absolutely inking. That’s not all, but mostly that. See, somehow, I feel like I kinda lost an edge I had a year or two ago, back when my inking and colouring came together so well, and my style could firmly established as “Cartoony”. Since awhile, now, though, I’ve been experimenting a lot with other methods and techniques (as well as with a more realistic styles of drawing) without actually committing to one and perfecting it. I feel that this failure to establish myself with one particular style has now left me artistically confused, with an ambiguous drawing technique that looks somewhere in between two things, and looks really unfinished and unpolished. To summarize, I kinda feel lost, and in need of finding my way again.
6: What do you HATE seeing in art? In terms of technical skill, not subject matter.
Two things that irk me in art (including my own) are, first, badly proportioned bodies (that is, when attempting to draw something realistic), and secondly, excessive use of thick, messy and sloppy detail lines on characters. It’s unnecessary, and it really makes the artwork look disgusting.
7: Tag another artist! You have to, because this is an artist-related meme.
NO. >:C
… well, okay, no tagging, but if anybody who reads this wants to, then hey, go a’head! (It’s basically the same thing as tagging, anyways… I could never force the people I know on here to do anything, even if I did tag them. Not without one of those “WANTED” Sniper-Rifles that can shoot a person from three cities away.)
(“Why, hello, there,
khakibear . I noticed you never got around to doing that meme I hit you with a few weeks back. Yeah. That’s right… Think you’re safe just because you’re hundreds of miles away in a whole other province? I wouldn’t be so sure about that. And by the way, that’s a mighty tasty-looking cup o’ coffee you’ve got there.”) >:)... A journal entry will have to do.
Posted 16 years agoWanted to draw up a nice Christmas pic to commemorate the holiday season and give a shout out to all my friends, buds, homies and dawgs out there... alas, ran outta time. So a journal entry will have to do. Holy crap! That was the title for this very journal entry... what a wild coincidence!
So, just wanted to wish both a happy, safe and fulfilling holidays season (and yes, I use the PC term "holiday", not because I don't want to offend any denominations, but because it's simply more practical and time saving than having to write "Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/miscellaneous" ever damn time) to everybody here... all my watchers, all my friends, everybody who helps make time spent here wonderful for me. I hope y'all get as much wonder in return as this hectic, yet allegedly festive week comes upon us.
I'm going to be heading down to the Townships and staying with my folks for the next few days, so my presence here will be a little sparse, if at all, until Monday. Just wanted to shoot this out there before I ran off.
Also, since I couldn't make the Christmas pic in time, I guess I'm just going to have to retitle it a "New Years pic" and hopefully get it done before then, to be real sneaky about it. :P
Wishing all of you the bestest and brightest holidays in the days ahead.... and hell, even beyond that!
Bioxz
So, just wanted to wish both a happy, safe and fulfilling holidays season (and yes, I use the PC term "holiday", not because I don't want to offend any denominations, but because it's simply more practical and time saving than having to write "Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/miscellaneous" ever damn time) to everybody here... all my watchers, all my friends, everybody who helps make time spent here wonderful for me. I hope y'all get as much wonder in return as this hectic, yet allegedly festive week comes upon us.
I'm going to be heading down to the Townships and staying with my folks for the next few days, so my presence here will be a little sparse, if at all, until Monday. Just wanted to shoot this out there before I ran off.
Also, since I couldn't make the Christmas pic in time, I guess I'm just going to have to retitle it a "New Years pic" and hopefully get it done before then, to be real sneaky about it. :P
Wishing all of you the bestest and brightest holidays in the days ahead.... and hell, even beyond that!
Bioxz
What I think of you. (Yes, YOU. Reading this. Right now.)
Posted 16 years agoI participated in 
kalenidus and Siberia_Tigra 's version of this meme, and, honestly, this sounds like a lot of fun. So, let's do THIS HERE.
Respond to this here journal and I shall respond to your response as such:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you shall post this on yours. (Actually, no. Don't feel pressured or anything. If you want to, do, but if you want to just respond to this with no obligation otherwise,, then by all means...)
*Note*: PARTIALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW. For extra fun and bonus points, (and for a more slightly honest and hilariously frank answer) respond immediately for the extra fun, inebriated response!
kalenidus and Siberia_Tigra 's version of this meme, and, honestly, this sounds like a lot of fun. So, let's do THIS HERE.Respond to this here journal and I shall respond to your response as such:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you shall post this on yours. (Actually, no. Don't feel pressured or anything. If you want to, do, but if you want to just respond to this with no obligation otherwise,, then by all means...)
*Note*: PARTIALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW. For extra fun and bonus points, (and for a more slightly honest and hilariously frank answer) respond immediately for the extra fun, inebriated response!
A question for all my watchers...
Posted 16 years agoOkay, I guess it can be said that what I’m doing here is a little survey for all my “customers”. *Clicks pen and takes out notepad*
See, I was a little busy this Thanksgiving weekend, being down in the townships and visiting the family for all those fun and wacky things families tend to do when they get together… (i.e. Eating, drinking and being merry, with an emphasis on the second one) though I’d occasionally pop onto my Dad’s laptop and check my online messages. My dad has a dialup connection, and a laptop with a resolution of about 1024 by 768. While I was checking my stuff up here at FA and replying to a few comments, it occurred to me just how fuggin’ HUGE all my art submissions look at that resolution, and how damn long they take to display on that internet speed.
Now, as some of you may have heard ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1857192/ ) I have a pretty effin’ big monitor, at 22 inches and with a resolution of 1680 by 1050. And I have a spiffy high speed internet connection, so I’m pretty well-set. Having seen my stuff through the eyes of another monitor, however, and taking into account that there are some people out there who might know me as “that devilishly handsome, yet arrogant artist who never scales down his work” I just wanted to ask my general audience here what their monitor resolutions are at, so I can get a slightly better idea of how my shit looks to y’all.
Thanks! :D
See, I was a little busy this Thanksgiving weekend, being down in the townships and visiting the family for all those fun and wacky things families tend to do when they get together… (i.e. Eating, drinking and being merry, with an emphasis on the second one) though I’d occasionally pop onto my Dad’s laptop and check my online messages. My dad has a dialup connection, and a laptop with a resolution of about 1024 by 768. While I was checking my stuff up here at FA and replying to a few comments, it occurred to me just how fuggin’ HUGE all my art submissions look at that resolution, and how damn long they take to display on that internet speed.
Now, as some of you may have heard ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1857192/ ) I have a pretty effin’ big monitor, at 22 inches and with a resolution of 1680 by 1050. And I have a spiffy high speed internet connection, so I’m pretty well-set. Having seen my stuff through the eyes of another monitor, however, and taking into account that there are some people out there who might know me as “that devilishly handsome, yet arrogant artist who never scales down his work” I just wanted to ask my general audience here what their monitor resolutions are at, so I can get a slightly better idea of how my shit looks to y’all.
Thanks! :D
Music... shuffle meme? What the...??
Posted 16 years agoF*CK! Got tagged with another one of these pesky things... and lord knows you are not permitted to resist a tag. It's... like... I dunno. It's somewhere in the constitution. Also, I'm a little afraid what will happen if I don't. Even since I didn't send off that chain letter back in the day, and then got my foot run over by a truck... D:< The general shaking of my fist now goes in the direction of kalenidus
Okay, okay, fine, so what are the rules for this one? Let's see...
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. (Eeesh)
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
I don't like the Drugs, but the Drugs like me. (Marylin Manson)
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Black Coffee (Less than Jake)
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Le Chick au Pet Shop (Stage Lacroix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgICOUZR6IQ
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What's that Smell? (House of Pain)
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Want you to Want me... (Cheap Trick)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
I Want a New Duck! (Weird Al) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgNItW2O3-Q
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
We Need a Hero (Aaron Walters)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Steel Giant (Xenogears Soundtrack)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Physic Wall of Energy (The Flaming Lips) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYu2KxrJ_4M
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Track 5 (Unknown Artist)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Every Man for Himself (Hoobastank)
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
These Apples are Delicious (Barenaked Ladies)
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I'm an Asshole. (Dennis Leary)
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ocelot Youth (Metal Gear Solid 3 Soundtrack)
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Greased Lightin' (John Travolta)
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Put on your Shit Kickers (Less than Jake)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Angry White Boy Polka (Weird Al)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Unknown Artist) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Wanna be a Unabomber (The Donnas)
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Sexbomb (Tom Jones)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hot Tub with James Brown (Eddie Murphy, SNL) http://www.glumbert.com/media/jamesbrown
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Fake Plastic Trees (Radiohead)
(Oh, Thank God, I didn't land on any of the Backstreet Boys, Coldplay or Hannah Montanna stuff... (^_^;))
kalenidusOkay, okay, fine, so what are the rules for this one? Let's see...
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. (Eeesh)
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
I don't like the Drugs, but the Drugs like me. (Marylin Manson)
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Black Coffee (Less than Jake)
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Le Chick au Pet Shop (Stage Lacroix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgICOUZR6IQ
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What's that Smell? (House of Pain)
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Want you to Want me... (Cheap Trick)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
I Want a New Duck! (Weird Al) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgNItW2O3-Q
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
We Need a Hero (Aaron Walters)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Steel Giant (Xenogears Soundtrack)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Physic Wall of Energy (The Flaming Lips) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYu2KxrJ_4M
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Track 5 (Unknown Artist)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Every Man for Himself (Hoobastank)
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
These Apples are Delicious (Barenaked Ladies)
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I'm an Asshole. (Dennis Leary)
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ocelot Youth (Metal Gear Solid 3 Soundtrack)
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Greased Lightin' (John Travolta)
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Put on your Shit Kickers (Less than Jake)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Angry White Boy Polka (Weird Al)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Unknown Artist) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Wanna be a Unabomber (The Donnas)
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Sexbomb (Tom Jones)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hot Tub with James Brown (Eddie Murphy, SNL) http://www.glumbert.com/media/jamesbrown
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Fake Plastic Trees (Radiohead)
(Oh, Thank God, I didn't land on any of the Backstreet Boys, Coldplay or Hannah Montanna stuff... (^_^;))
FINALLY...
Posted 16 years agoLast night, I finally and for the first time EVAR had a wet dream about Kimahri. :D
Gee, it only took about seven years of raging and obsessive fanboyism for that to finally creep it's way into my subconscious. :P
Funny, Stupid Little Story...
Posted 16 years agoAt 6:30 A.M this morning in the kitchen, I was getting a unusually elaborate (for myself) breakfast ready... bacon, eggs, toast, fried potatoes, and a fruit smoothie. Lots of multitasking involved for getting all that ready at the same time.
After dicing the potatoes, I put them in the fryer. Then I leaned over to the microwave and set the timer for 8 minutes.
My attention then turned to the eggs, which I began intensely whisking for about twenty seconds before I suddenly wondered what time it was. I turned around to check the clock on the microwave.
"Oh my God!" I remarked in alarm. "It's 7:40 already?!"
...
...
... I swear. :P
After dicing the potatoes, I put them in the fryer. Then I leaned over to the microwave and set the timer for 8 minutes.
My attention then turned to the eggs, which I began intensely whisking for about twenty seconds before I suddenly wondered what time it was. I turned around to check the clock on the microwave.
"Oh my God!" I remarked in alarm. "It's 7:40 already?!"
...
...
... I swear. :P
BYE-OCKS'S MOO-SICK MEAM!
Posted 16 years ago(That's "BIOXZ'S MUSIC MEME!", for those of you who're not fans of mad-libs.) Got tagged by artizek Well. It gives me something to freshen up my journal with. :)
Choose one band or artist to answer all the following questions using only their songs.
My favorite band: Barenaked Ladies.
Are you male or female?
"What a Good Boy."
Describe yourself!
"The King of Bedside Manor!"
What do people feel when they're around you?
"The Wrong Man Was Convicted." >:)
Describe your current relationship.
"Alternative Girlfriend."
Where would you like to be now?
"Born on a Pirate Ship..."
How do you feel about love?
"Upside Down."
What's your life like?
"Thanks, That Was Fun!"
What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
"Oh, If I Had a 1 000 000$..." (Like you couldn't have seen THAT one coming...)
Say something wise.
"Why Say Anything Nice?"
Meme says tag somebody... well, F that in the A! T'was fun, and it offered a few moments of insightful introspection, so if you wanna give it a go, then I'd highly recommend it. :D
artizek Well. It gives me something to freshen up my journal with. :)Choose one band or artist to answer all the following questions using only their songs.
My favorite band: Barenaked Ladies.
Are you male or female?
"What a Good Boy."
Describe yourself!
"The King of Bedside Manor!"
What do people feel when they're around you?
"The Wrong Man Was Convicted." >:)
Describe your current relationship.
"Alternative Girlfriend."
Where would you like to be now?
"Born on a Pirate Ship..."
How do you feel about love?
"Upside Down."
What's your life like?
"Thanks, That Was Fun!"
What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
"Oh, If I Had a 1 000 000$..." (Like you couldn't have seen THAT one coming...)
Say something wise.
"Why Say Anything Nice?"
Meme says tag somebody... well, F that in the A! T'was fun, and it offered a few moments of insightful introspection, so if you wanna give it a go, then I'd highly recommend it. :D
Dusting my account off ag-OMG, KIMAHRI PANTIES SHOT!!! :D
Posted 16 years agoHey, all! Once er-gain, I'm coming crawling back from an extended hiatus, which you may once again blame on extenuating circumstances, outward forces, fate, a computer virus, laziness, and a top-secret mission that took place in no fewer than four European countries, and had me shagging no fewer than ten European beauties, of which no fewer than three then tried to kill me.
(Okay, I lied on that last one... I went skiing. But the secret agent thing is the excuse I give to people as to why I'm currently sporting a bruise on the side of my face and an inverse-raccoon-shaped sunburn since I wore no suntan lotion in combination with the shades on that bright and particularly sunny day.)
Really, though, I am starting to get concerned about my ability to keep in touch with all my online friends and my FA's, my DA's, my Facebooks, my e-mails and my whatnots. But I want you all to know that I've totally psyched myself up to make a change to all that, not let all the little things get in my way anymore, and be more resolute and go-gettin' around here!
... starting tomorrow. :P
Anyways, I'll have a few new things up in the coming days, and... oh, hell, you probably just read the title and skimmed right down all the text to look for THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhw.....eature=related
(Fanwise, I thought I was the obsessive one around here, but did I go out and get an emulator with a hacking component and a free-camera add-on just so I could stare at the triangular polygons that make up Kimahri's nether regions? No, sir, I did not. You can just imagine how humbled and ashamed I feel right now.)
(Okay, I lied on that last one... I went skiing. But the secret agent thing is the excuse I give to people as to why I'm currently sporting a bruise on the side of my face and an inverse-raccoon-shaped sunburn since I wore no suntan lotion in combination with the shades on that bright and particularly sunny day.)
Really, though, I am starting to get concerned about my ability to keep in touch with all my online friends and my FA's, my DA's, my Facebooks, my e-mails and my whatnots. But I want you all to know that I've totally psyched myself up to make a change to all that, not let all the little things get in my way anymore, and be more resolute and go-gettin' around here!
... starting tomorrow. :P
Anyways, I'll have a few new things up in the coming days, and... oh, hell, you probably just read the title and skimmed right down all the text to look for THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhw.....eature=related
(Fanwise, I thought I was the obsessive one around here, but did I go out and get an emulator with a hacking component and a free-camera add-on just so I could stare at the triangular polygons that make up Kimahri's nether regions? No, sir, I did not. You can just imagine how humbled and ashamed I feel right now.)
Kicking off 2009 with a 2008 VG meme. AREN'T I HIP?
Posted 17 years agoWell, all, it’s a Hap-friggin’-tacular New Year, I hope you all had the best of times and will continue to have the best, or it least the most tolerable of times as 2009 takes us forth into its mysterious depths. Lacking any real fascinating tales to regale you all with about how I rang in the New Year (That is unless you consider “Went-out-with-friends-to-a-neighbourhood-I-wasn’t-familiar-with,-got-drunk,-got-into-a-fight,-went-home,-got-hung-over-and-then-got-drunk-again-on-the-new-year’s-DAY-party” to be a delectable tale of the human experience)… I guess what I’ll do here is rely on my good ol’ friend, Mr. Meme, to bring something of substance to my journal. In this case, it’s this VG meme that’s been worming its way through FA and managed to slither its way up my pant leg.
*Clears throat* Okay, here we go:
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
That would be the original NES. Got it one Christmas morning when I was about four. Dad videotaped me and my brother playing it, where you could see me jump up and down on the couch in sync with Mario on the screen as I played. It wasn’t until weeks later that I actually read the instruction manual and realized that you could throw fireballs.
2) Name a few games you played on said console.
Way too many to list… Marios one through three, Kid Icarus, Yo! Noid… and back then, they had them thar cartridges that had, like, OMG, 100 games in one!! AND, and we had two of ‘em, so that gave me a solid 200 to screw around with. Playing sports games was how I learned to rules of hockey and baseball before I actually played them for realz.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
PS3 and Wii. And if not for your discriminating policy, I could include my DS on that list. Seriously, man, what’s you problem??
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
Hardly a nut, but I played it and enjoyed it. I do remember, though, I’d frequently pick either Chun-Li or E. Honda and do high kicks so I could see underneath their skirts… >:)
5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company?
Capcom can be simultaneously the best and the worst video game company. They seem to have a business plan that goes something like this:
Step 1: Release an original, fresh, awesome and critically acclaimed game that garners tons of sales and attracts millions of fans.
Step 2: Release sequel for said game, and make it almost exactly the same as the first one, with only the addition of a couple’a token tweaks.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until original game’s franchise has been bled acridly dry. Go back to step one, and begin process all over again.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
If that waste-of-sperm doesn’t even have the fricken’ courtesy to wash off his or her hands before he or she touches my wii-mote, I would not insist, I would YELL that they go wash the hell off. This actually happened during the aforementioned New Years Day party, except substitute chicken with Lime-Daiquiri-sticky hands. Of course, the washed hand didn’t stop him from breaking the fucking wine glass while swinging around.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
Uh… I would say Final Fantasy 7 was the RPG for which the experience of playing it blew me away like nothing else I can remember having blown me… uh… I mean… *cough* …ANYWAYS, second and third, respectively, would be Zelda: Twilight Princess and Kingdom Hearts 2.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
Seeing as how I have a little problem with depth perception, I am most definitely partial to 2D… but only by yae so much.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Quoi?
9) Are you good at DDR?
No. I was embarrassed enough the first time I tried playing that game in an arcade… but guilty as the pleasure it was, I’d like to try it again, however seeing as how shame won’t let me do it in a room with other people, it’s kinda what the experts would call a catch-22.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
“Wants”? Motherfucker, I DID. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11439 *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!*
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Not really, no. In the podunk little buttfuck town I grew up in, there was little else to do. Well… little else to do that could be done LEGALLY. >:D
12) Do you listen to video game music?
Some, yeah. The Megaman franchise’s music stuck pretty well in my mind, and it wasn’t until much later that I realized that was J-Pop. Now whenever I hear a Japanese chart-topper, I think “Hey! This is just like Crashman’s level!” And them some fat, sweaty weaboo slaps me.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahah… *snort-cough-cough*… no.
Not counting Halloween, anyways. Remember that thing I was saying about DDR and my personal fucking dignity?
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
Yes… but considering that I myself was six years old at the time, it wasn’t really that big a deal to be beaten by another six year old… didn’t stop me from kicking him for real, though… and I had Ski Boots on.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
Assuming they were faithfully rendered versions in the spirit of the originals and NOT these shitty remakes where the characters are remodelled into these shitty metrosexual heroes fighting against the backdrop of some poser metal music (Lookin’ at you, Castlevania D:< ) … then Double Dragon, Adventure Island, aaaannnnddd… R-Type.
16) Mario or Sonic?
IT BE MARIO FOR LIFE, FOO’. WHAT? :D
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
No. Not unless they receive insanely good reviews and universal critical acclaim, but that hasn’t happened since Goldeneye… and thus it’s strictly rentals for yours truly.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Puzzle games. I’m sorry but… what the hell is the appeal?! Don’t get those. Can’t get the people who get those. Don’t WANT to get the people who get those. Want to stay far away from them, and want to have a gun to ensure that the perimeter is maintained.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
Oh, gawd, the list of the brilliant-yet-criminally-ignored is too much to remember all at once… but off the top of my head, Earthbound. HEY, CUNTS, WE KNOW THERE’S A SEQUEL, IT’S BEEN SITTING THERE IN JAPAN FOR YEARS!! WHY THE FRICK WON’T YOU TRANSLATE AND RELEASE IT?!?! *Rage-Rage-Rage-Rage*
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Not the game itself, no. The controllers, on the other hand, had to endure a great deal of my wrath. http://www.flickr.com/photos/shutte.....hy/2595689115/ , my DS touch screen is getting a little scratchy due to some tense strokes.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Absolutely not. I won’t cosplay, and I won’t even wear the clothes… not even those hip, ironic ones from Hot Topic. (I did used to own some Mario underwear in the foolish years of mine youth, though…*shudder*)
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I don’t think much thinking was done on the part of the makers of that movie, and less thinking is therefore healthy for the audience, consequently. Xp
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
I wanted to crack open my own skull, scoop out my brain and set it on fire to make absolutely sure than any memories I had of that abomination were incinerated. I could envision the evil spirits being burned out, while screeching “YYAAAAIIIEEEE!!! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEE!!!”
24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
Your mother.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
No, that term is so overused that its original context has been lost in the void of subjective application.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Nope. In the case of this example, I’M actually the guilty party.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan, ikuzo!!! SAN, NI, ICH, TSUE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxyR-sTOkk
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
What? Why? Is something wrong? Do you want to leave? I dunno about you, but I was having fun. Is it me? Did I do something wrong?? Come baaaaaack…
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
A tattoo? Seriously? You did read that part about how I felt about cosplay and apparel, right? I mean, if you forced me at gunpoint, I guess I’d pick a tiny little 8-bit Mario mushroom to be placed on my ass, where hopefully no one would see it in public, and on the off chance a date ever noticed it, it wouldn’t be a deal-breaker.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Strangely enough, SNES Aladdin. Something about the ending music just set me off. Of course, I immediately slapped myself seventeen times while screaming “Be a MAN, you big blubbering vagina!”
Am I supposed to Tag someone? Well, tell ya what… you see this meme, and ya wants to do it, then do it.
Oh, and if ever someone here wants to know how to freak me right the fuck out: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1798540/ This fucker here
Ryuka knows all my weaknesses. Be sure to consult with him if ever I go mad with power and need to be taken down.
*Clears throat* Okay, here we go:
1) What was your FIRST video game console?
That would be the original NES. Got it one Christmas morning when I was about four. Dad videotaped me and my brother playing it, where you could see me jump up and down on the couch in sync with Mario on the screen as I played. It wasn’t until weeks later that I actually read the instruction manual and realized that you could throw fireballs.
2) Name a few games you played on said console.
Way too many to list… Marios one through three, Kid Icarus, Yo! Noid… and back then, they had them thar cartridges that had, like, OMG, 100 games in one!! AND, and we had two of ‘em, so that gave me a solid 200 to screw around with. Playing sports games was how I learned to rules of hockey and baseball before I actually played them for realz.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
PS3 and Wii. And if not for your discriminating policy, I could include my DS on that list. Seriously, man, what’s you problem??
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
Hardly a nut, but I played it and enjoyed it. I do remember, though, I’d frequently pick either Chun-Li or E. Honda and do high kicks so I could see underneath their skirts… >:)
5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company?
Capcom can be simultaneously the best and the worst video game company. They seem to have a business plan that goes something like this:
Step 1: Release an original, fresh, awesome and critically acclaimed game that garners tons of sales and attracts millions of fans.
Step 2: Release sequel for said game, and make it almost exactly the same as the first one, with only the addition of a couple’a token tweaks.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until original game’s franchise has been bled acridly dry. Go back to step one, and begin process all over again.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
If that waste-of-sperm doesn’t even have the fricken’ courtesy to wash off his or her hands before he or she touches my wii-mote, I would not insist, I would YELL that they go wash the hell off. This actually happened during the aforementioned New Years Day party, except substitute chicken with Lime-Daiquiri-sticky hands. Of course, the washed hand didn’t stop him from breaking the fucking wine glass while swinging around.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
Uh… I would say Final Fantasy 7 was the RPG for which the experience of playing it blew me away like nothing else I can remember having blown me… uh… I mean… *cough* …ANYWAYS, second and third, respectively, would be Zelda: Twilight Princess and Kingdom Hearts 2.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
Seeing as how I have a little problem with depth perception, I am most definitely partial to 2D… but only by yae so much.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Quoi?
9) Are you good at DDR?
No. I was embarrassed enough the first time I tried playing that game in an arcade… but guilty as the pleasure it was, I’d like to try it again, however seeing as how shame won’t let me do it in a room with other people, it’s kinda what the experts would call a catch-22.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
“Wants”? Motherfucker, I DID. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11439 *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!*
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Not really, no. In the podunk little buttfuck town I grew up in, there was little else to do. Well… little else to do that could be done LEGALLY. >:D
12) Do you listen to video game music?
Some, yeah. The Megaman franchise’s music stuck pretty well in my mind, and it wasn’t until much later that I realized that was J-Pop. Now whenever I hear a Japanese chart-topper, I think “Hey! This is just like Crashman’s level!” And them some fat, sweaty weaboo slaps me.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahah… *snort-cough-cough*… no.
Not counting Halloween, anyways. Remember that thing I was saying about DDR and my personal fucking dignity?
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
Yes… but considering that I myself was six years old at the time, it wasn’t really that big a deal to be beaten by another six year old… didn’t stop me from kicking him for real, though… and I had Ski Boots on.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
Assuming they were faithfully rendered versions in the spirit of the originals and NOT these shitty remakes where the characters are remodelled into these shitty metrosexual heroes fighting against the backdrop of some poser metal music (Lookin’ at you, Castlevania D:< ) … then Double Dragon, Adventure Island, aaaannnnddd… R-Type.
16) Mario or Sonic?
IT BE MARIO FOR LIFE, FOO’. WHAT? :D
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
No. Not unless they receive insanely good reviews and universal critical acclaim, but that hasn’t happened since Goldeneye… and thus it’s strictly rentals for yours truly.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Puzzle games. I’m sorry but… what the hell is the appeal?! Don’t get those. Can’t get the people who get those. Don’t WANT to get the people who get those. Want to stay far away from them, and want to have a gun to ensure that the perimeter is maintained.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
Oh, gawd, the list of the brilliant-yet-criminally-ignored is too much to remember all at once… but off the top of my head, Earthbound. HEY, CUNTS, WE KNOW THERE’S A SEQUEL, IT’S BEEN SITTING THERE IN JAPAN FOR YEARS!! WHY THE FRICK WON’T YOU TRANSLATE AND RELEASE IT?!?! *Rage-Rage-Rage-Rage*
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Not the game itself, no. The controllers, on the other hand, had to endure a great deal of my wrath. http://www.flickr.com/photos/shutte.....hy/2595689115/ , my DS touch screen is getting a little scratchy due to some tense strokes.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Absolutely not. I won’t cosplay, and I won’t even wear the clothes… not even those hip, ironic ones from Hot Topic. (I did used to own some Mario underwear in the foolish years of mine youth, though…*shudder*)
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I don’t think much thinking was done on the part of the makers of that movie, and less thinking is therefore healthy for the audience, consequently. Xp
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
I wanted to crack open my own skull, scoop out my brain and set it on fire to make absolutely sure than any memories I had of that abomination were incinerated. I could envision the evil spirits being burned out, while screeching “YYAAAAIIIEEEE!!! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEE!!!”
24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
Your mother.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
No, that term is so overused that its original context has been lost in the void of subjective application.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Nope. In the case of this example, I’M actually the guilty party.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan, ikuzo!!! SAN, NI, ICH, TSUE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxyR-sTOkk
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
What? Why? Is something wrong? Do you want to leave? I dunno about you, but I was having fun. Is it me? Did I do something wrong?? Come baaaaaack…
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
A tattoo? Seriously? You did read that part about how I felt about cosplay and apparel, right? I mean, if you forced me at gunpoint, I guess I’d pick a tiny little 8-bit Mario mushroom to be placed on my ass, where hopefully no one would see it in public, and on the off chance a date ever noticed it, it wouldn’t be a deal-breaker.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Strangely enough, SNES Aladdin. Something about the ending music just set me off. Of course, I immediately slapped myself seventeen times while screaming “Be a MAN, you big blubbering vagina!”
Am I supposed to Tag someone? Well, tell ya what… you see this meme, and ya wants to do it, then do it.
Oh, and if ever someone here wants to know how to freak me right the fuck out: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1798540/ This fucker here
Ryuka knows all my weaknesses. Be sure to consult with him if ever I go mad with power and need to be taken down.Just Refreshin' Mah Journal With Another MEME!
Posted 17 years agoWell, it's been a good six months since I'd done anything with my journal, so I figured I should give it an ol' update... however, as I'm unable to think of anything substantial or appropriate to put in here right now, I'm once again going to rely on my old friend, Mr. Memey McMemester. This 'un's a meme about names, although ironically, I couldn't find the formal title for it.
A: Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.
B : You like people. (Approximately 70% true.)
I : Great in bed. (Considering that my average is two or three times a year, I have to bring this one under serious question.)
O : Crazy (Can't argue with that.)
X : You never let people tell you what to do. (A childhood full of bad advice certainly makes this a credo I live by... unless, that is, by "people", you mean the police.)
Z : Always ready. (*tchick* Ready AND willing!)
... Nothing there for numbers... Man, I wished I'd picked a longer username.
A: Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.
B : You like people. (Approximately 70% true.)
I : Great in bed. (Considering that my average is two or three times a year, I have to bring this one under serious question.)
O : Crazy (Can't argue with that.)
X : You never let people tell you what to do. (A childhood full of bad advice certainly makes this a credo I live by... unless, that is, by "people", you mean the police.)
Z : Always ready. (*tchick* Ready AND willing!)
... Nothing there for numbers... Man, I wished I'd picked a longer username.
A belated questionaire meme! OH BOY!
Posted 17 years agoLooking back and going through some older stuff, as I'm in the process of doing in a largely futile effort to catch up with everyone, I saw that I filled out a LITTLE questionnaire by my good pal ryuka journal about a month ago, and with it was a gleefully made promise of reposting it myself so that the same could be done to me.
And so, a little belated, here she be! Everyone feel free to join in on the fun of TALKING ABOUT AND SHARING OUR FEELINGS. :D
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
34) Do you believe in God?
A.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
For my responses, its http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/295196/
ryuka journal about a month ago, and with it was a gleefully made promise of reposting it myself so that the same could be done to me.And so, a little belated, here she be! Everyone feel free to join in on the fun of TALKING ABOUT AND SHARING OUR FEELINGS. :D
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
34) Do you believe in God?
A.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
For my responses, its http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/295196/
I Clogged up the Bar's Sink with my Vomit.
Posted 18 years ago In my last journal, I promised to get all the details of this incident out and available to my non-DA crowd. Well, here you go!
Oh, yes, I did indeed grow up on all those PSAs advising such gems of ineffable wisdom as “Be cool; Stay in School”, “Tobacco is Wacko”, “Look both ways before you cross the street”, and “Your stepdad isn’t mean… he’s just adjusting.” And, being that I could not bear to disappoint Mickey Mouse, Michaelangelo, or any of the other cartoon mascots relaying this wisdom my way, I obeyed them to a “T”. A capital one.
Amongst these announcements made in the service to the public was that the substance commonly referred to as “alcohol” was a rather distasteful thing and ought to be avoided… however, I can’t specifically recall of any animated characters taking the charge in spreading the message, thus perhaps that one got lost on me. Since I’ve been 18, I’ve gotten drunk about twice a year, and only on special occasions, like Grandma’s 80’s birthday. (Hey, if you had MY relatives…) Still, I kept it relatively moderate, didn’t try to drive, and it was never so bad that I couldn’t remember events of the previous night.
As I write this, I’m nursing a headache, eased somewhat thanks to the good people at Tylenol ltd., and am operating on about four hours of sleep. I woke up at my friend Robert’s apartment, on the floor, as my other friends had already called dibs on the couch and the spare bed, and I was in no condition to coherently debate them.
The story, as was explained to me, was this… we were all celebrating Robert’s extremely brief moment of glory when the car he was driving in the Newfoundland Targa Rally appeared on TV for about 5 to 6 seconds. (Not to suggest it was an underwhelming achievement… the problem was that he didn’t crash spectacularly, which is what the documentary was mostly composed of. It’s a simultaneous form of reward and punishment for driving properly.) Naturally, beer was in abundance… I can handle beer just fine. But another guest (whose name eludes me, like much else that night) was particularly skilled in mixing drinks. I was offered several concoctions consisting of Bailey’s and whatever else was brought according to standard BYOB policy.
Eventually, the party went over to Grumpy’s, a bar somewhere on Montreal’s lively Crescent street… there was music and karaoke… and, at one point, there was a plumbing incident. At some point, either Will or Reed discovered me in a bathroom, hunched over a sink and was, according to them, “…Puking your fucking guts out, man!” To the point where the sink was filled to the rim with a rather foul and frightful brownish liquid that would not even drain because the chunks had clogged the hole. If “Grumpy” wasn’t actually grumpy before, he sure as shit was now.
Now, I am not an angry or mean drunk… I’m actually more pleasant and responsible than I am sober. A few years ago, I got plastered at a dorm party, and spent the night washing dishes while nursing a case of Molson Dry. In this case, I kept wanting to “fix” what I did, dunking my hand into the pool of bile and digging out my own self-produced globs and wads while several sympathetic hands at first gently, then forcibly dragged me away. (But not before they made me wash my own hands.)
Somehow, we stumbled back to Rob’s place, where I was deposited on a nice shag carpet and laid to rest. About noon-ish, I woke up with a stiff neck, gratefully accepted the jug of pulpy orange juice offered to me as breakfast, and headed home. As it now stands, I’m probably going to have to wash my clothes three times before the remaining traces of barf are expunged, and I’m eating anything I can to try and get said traces out of my mouth as well. I’m probably also banned from Grumpy’s as of now, and my friends will likely be shoving this incident in my face for the rest of my life.
*Thumbs up* Most fun I’ve had in months!
Oh, yes, I did indeed grow up on all those PSAs advising such gems of ineffable wisdom as “Be cool; Stay in School”, “Tobacco is Wacko”, “Look both ways before you cross the street”, and “Your stepdad isn’t mean… he’s just adjusting.” And, being that I could not bear to disappoint Mickey Mouse, Michaelangelo, or any of the other cartoon mascots relaying this wisdom my way, I obeyed them to a “T”. A capital one.
Amongst these announcements made in the service to the public was that the substance commonly referred to as “alcohol” was a rather distasteful thing and ought to be avoided… however, I can’t specifically recall of any animated characters taking the charge in spreading the message, thus perhaps that one got lost on me. Since I’ve been 18, I’ve gotten drunk about twice a year, and only on special occasions, like Grandma’s 80’s birthday. (Hey, if you had MY relatives…) Still, I kept it relatively moderate, didn’t try to drive, and it was never so bad that I couldn’t remember events of the previous night.
As I write this, I’m nursing a headache, eased somewhat thanks to the good people at Tylenol ltd., and am operating on about four hours of sleep. I woke up at my friend Robert’s apartment, on the floor, as my other friends had already called dibs on the couch and the spare bed, and I was in no condition to coherently debate them.
The story, as was explained to me, was this… we were all celebrating Robert’s extremely brief moment of glory when the car he was driving in the Newfoundland Targa Rally appeared on TV for about 5 to 6 seconds. (Not to suggest it was an underwhelming achievement… the problem was that he didn’t crash spectacularly, which is what the documentary was mostly composed of. It’s a simultaneous form of reward and punishment for driving properly.) Naturally, beer was in abundance… I can handle beer just fine. But another guest (whose name eludes me, like much else that night) was particularly skilled in mixing drinks. I was offered several concoctions consisting of Bailey’s and whatever else was brought according to standard BYOB policy.
Eventually, the party went over to Grumpy’s, a bar somewhere on Montreal’s lively Crescent street… there was music and karaoke… and, at one point, there was a plumbing incident. At some point, either Will or Reed discovered me in a bathroom, hunched over a sink and was, according to them, “…Puking your fucking guts out, man!” To the point where the sink was filled to the rim with a rather foul and frightful brownish liquid that would not even drain because the chunks had clogged the hole. If “Grumpy” wasn’t actually grumpy before, he sure as shit was now.
Now, I am not an angry or mean drunk… I’m actually more pleasant and responsible than I am sober. A few years ago, I got plastered at a dorm party, and spent the night washing dishes while nursing a case of Molson Dry. In this case, I kept wanting to “fix” what I did, dunking my hand into the pool of bile and digging out my own self-produced globs and wads while several sympathetic hands at first gently, then forcibly dragged me away. (But not before they made me wash my own hands.)
Somehow, we stumbled back to Rob’s place, where I was deposited on a nice shag carpet and laid to rest. About noon-ish, I woke up with a stiff neck, gratefully accepted the jug of pulpy orange juice offered to me as breakfast, and headed home. As it now stands, I’m probably going to have to wash my clothes three times before the remaining traces of barf are expunged, and I’m eating anything I can to try and get said traces out of my mouth as well. I’m probably also banned from Grumpy’s as of now, and my friends will likely be shoving this incident in my face for the rest of my life.
*Thumbs up* Most fun I’ve had in months!
Whee! Look at me! I'm doing a sex meme survey!
Posted 18 years agoI've never actually done one of these survey thingies before... and, lacking anything else to post at the moment, let's see what all the fuss about these things is about:
1.IS THERE ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU WOULD EVER CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH?
Hmm… Now, I WANT make some superficial judgment of my peers here, but seeing as how only a few of them have posted real-life photos of themselves, I can’t really make any depthless appraisals of the lot of you. Too bad. I really wanted to rank you all on the Bioxz-Sex-Me-Up Scale.
2. SEX IN THE MORNING, AFTERNOON OR NIGHT?
I used to think morning sex was great alternative to abusing coffee to wake up in the morning… but sex can take anywhere from two to five times as long as it takes to make coffee! Being the efficient type, I try to relegate most sexual-type activity to after 3pm. (Not that I NEED to relegate much. :( )
3. WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON?
I move around a lot in my sleep. I’m told it’s annoying.
4. PORK, BEEF, OR CHICKEN?
Beef first, then chicken, then pork. All with steak sauce.
5. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO PUKE?
Not while I was driving myself, no. I got a lift from my pal once, though, and that may not have been the most sound of judgments when factoring in that I’d just eaten clam chowder and that he’s driven in professional races.
6. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN YOUR CLOTHES OFF FOR MONEY?
No, no, I leave that to the professionals.
7. SHOWER OR BATH?
Mostly showers. I take baths on the rare occasions when I’m super-stressed and/or sore following a hard day.
8. DO YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER?
EVERYONE pees in the shower. Anyone who claims otherwise is a filth-ridden liar.
9. MEXICAN OR CHINESE?
Mexican. I devour tacos and nachos like it’s my job.
10. DO YOU WANT SOMEONE AGGRESSIVE OR PASSIVE IN BED?
.............AGGRESSIVE.
11. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE ON YOUR FRIEND LIST?
I love many of them, but I don’t... y'know, LOVE-love anyone at the moment.
12. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Personally? No. I only know, like, three people in real-life.
13. LOVE OR MONEY?
Love OF money.
14. CREDIT CARDS OR CASH?
INTERAC, motherfo’!!
15. HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY YOU WISH WASN'T?
Two people I could describe as such, I’m sorry to say.
16. WOULD YOU RATHER GO CAMPING OR TO A 5 STAR HOTEL?
Are you kidding?
I mean, I can go camping anytime, but if I get offered a stay at a five-star resort, I’m fuckin’ TAKING it.
17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE HAD SEX?
I guess by default my bed is a “weird place”, then.
18. WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR ENTIRE BODY (INCLUDING YOUR HEAD) FOR MONEY?
Name me a price and we’ll see. (Mind you, I once shaved half my head, eyebrows and goatee, for Halloween, so the bidding wouldn’t have to go that high.)
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB?
Once, for a friend’s 20th birthday. As fun as it was to watch titties bouncing around for hours, those fucking girls harass you for money ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! I swear, they’re worse than hobos…
20. EVER BEEN TO A BAR?
More than I can count, and more than I can remember.
21. EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF A BAR OR A CLUB?
Once. It was a whole thing. I’ve got an old journal entry over at DA that elaborates, in disgustingly graphic detail, that whole experience. I’ll upload it here in a few days.
22. EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU HAD TO BE CARRIED OUT OF SOMEWHERE?
Not carried, but leaning-on-shoulder-while-slumping-along.
23. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Mmmmmm-hmmmmm!
24. FAVOURITE DRINK?
Fruit smoothies in the morning, lemon daiquiris at night. (...Not EVERY night!)
25. HAD SEX IN A MOVIE THEATRE?
Napes.
26. HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM?
Ew. No.
27. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX AT WORK?
It’s pretty cramped where I’m employed, so I’d be hard to get away with THAT.
28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN "ADULT" STORE?
Once.
29. BOUGHT SOMETHING FROM AN ADULT STORE?
Napes. That shit is EXPENSIVE.
30. HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX?
Nope. Had some close calls masturbating, tho’.
31. DOES ANYONE HAVE NAUGHTY PICS OF YOU?
If you count that time I was seven, and my brother yanked down my pants and took a picture, then yes.
32. WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE GUTS TO REPOST THIS?
Well, this IS FA, so… uh, everybody.
1.IS THERE ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU WOULD EVER CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH?
Hmm… Now, I WANT make some superficial judgment of my peers here, but seeing as how only a few of them have posted real-life photos of themselves, I can’t really make any depthless appraisals of the lot of you. Too bad. I really wanted to rank you all on the Bioxz-Sex-Me-Up Scale.
2. SEX IN THE MORNING, AFTERNOON OR NIGHT?
I used to think morning sex was great alternative to abusing coffee to wake up in the morning… but sex can take anywhere from two to five times as long as it takes to make coffee! Being the efficient type, I try to relegate most sexual-type activity to after 3pm. (Not that I NEED to relegate much. :( )
3. WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON?
I move around a lot in my sleep. I’m told it’s annoying.
4. PORK, BEEF, OR CHICKEN?
Beef first, then chicken, then pork. All with steak sauce.
5. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO PUKE?
Not while I was driving myself, no. I got a lift from my pal once, though, and that may not have been the most sound of judgments when factoring in that I’d just eaten clam chowder and that he’s driven in professional races.
6. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN YOUR CLOTHES OFF FOR MONEY?
No, no, I leave that to the professionals.
7. SHOWER OR BATH?
Mostly showers. I take baths on the rare occasions when I’m super-stressed and/or sore following a hard day.
8. DO YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER?
EVERYONE pees in the shower. Anyone who claims otherwise is a filth-ridden liar.
9. MEXICAN OR CHINESE?
Mexican. I devour tacos and nachos like it’s my job.
10. DO YOU WANT SOMEONE AGGRESSIVE OR PASSIVE IN BED?
.............AGGRESSIVE.
11. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE ON YOUR FRIEND LIST?
I love many of them, but I don’t... y'know, LOVE-love anyone at the moment.
12. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Personally? No. I only know, like, three people in real-life.
13. LOVE OR MONEY?
Love OF money.
14. CREDIT CARDS OR CASH?
INTERAC, motherfo’!!
15. HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY YOU WISH WASN'T?
Two people I could describe as such, I’m sorry to say.
16. WOULD YOU RATHER GO CAMPING OR TO A 5 STAR HOTEL?
Are you kidding?
I mean, I can go camping anytime, but if I get offered a stay at a five-star resort, I’m fuckin’ TAKING it.
17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE HAD SEX?
I guess by default my bed is a “weird place”, then.
18. WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR ENTIRE BODY (INCLUDING YOUR HEAD) FOR MONEY?
Name me a price and we’ll see. (Mind you, I once shaved half my head, eyebrows and goatee, for Halloween, so the bidding wouldn’t have to go that high.)
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB?
Once, for a friend’s 20th birthday. As fun as it was to watch titties bouncing around for hours, those fucking girls harass you for money ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! I swear, they’re worse than hobos…
20. EVER BEEN TO A BAR?
More than I can count, and more than I can remember.
21. EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF A BAR OR A CLUB?
Once. It was a whole thing. I’ve got an old journal entry over at DA that elaborates, in disgustingly graphic detail, that whole experience. I’ll upload it here in a few days.
22. EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU HAD TO BE CARRIED OUT OF SOMEWHERE?
Not carried, but leaning-on-shoulder-while-slumping-along.
23. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Mmmmmm-hmmmmm!
24. FAVOURITE DRINK?
Fruit smoothies in the morning, lemon daiquiris at night. (...Not EVERY night!)
25. HAD SEX IN A MOVIE THEATRE?
Napes.
26. HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM?
Ew. No.
27. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX AT WORK?
It’s pretty cramped where I’m employed, so I’d be hard to get away with THAT.
28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN "ADULT" STORE?
Once.
29. BOUGHT SOMETHING FROM AN ADULT STORE?
Napes. That shit is EXPENSIVE.
30. HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX?
Nope. Had some close calls masturbating, tho’.
31. DOES ANYONE HAVE NAUGHTY PICS OF YOU?
If you count that time I was seven, and my brother yanked down my pants and took a picture, then yes.
32. WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE GUTS TO REPOST THIS?
Well, this IS FA, so… uh, everybody.
Ask Bioxz ANYTHING!
Posted 18 years agoSo, my excuse as to why I ‘aven’t been around lately? My computer had a good, old fashioned, complete fucking breakdown… the kind of a dramatic, emotional breakdown you’d hear about if goth poetry ever dedicated itself to the subject of hardware issues:
My fucking motherboard is dead.
Darkness approaches
Once more I turn to melancholy
Isolated and alone
Should I end it all?
................................... Man, I’m hungry for some chicken alfredo. What’s in the fridge?
So, while I'm on a borrowed computer, while my scanner is out and while I wait for the multiple issues with my (alleged) NEW computer to get resolved, I figured there must be something I could do to keep my pals entertained around here, and not just sit around like some fucking dead weight… but it would have to be something… artless.
And to that, I'm totally ripping off my buddy artizek and am now having a super FIVE QUESTIONS spectacular, where you can ask Bioxz anything!
Ask me any five questions you'd like: About me, my life, my art, my writing, or hell, even about obscure subject matter that doesn't seem to relate to me whatsoever if you so choose... ANYTHING! Just be sure to scroll down and make sure you don’t ask something that’s already been covered.
;)
My fucking motherboard is dead.
Darkness approaches
Once more I turn to melancholy
Isolated and alone
Should I end it all?
................................... Man, I’m hungry for some chicken alfredo. What’s in the fridge?
So, while I'm on a borrowed computer, while my scanner is out and while I wait for the multiple issues with my (alleged) NEW computer to get resolved, I figured there must be something I could do to keep my pals entertained around here, and not just sit around like some fucking dead weight… but it would have to be something… artless.
And to that, I'm totally ripping off my buddy
artizek and am now having a super FIVE QUESTIONS spectacular, where you can ask Bioxz anything! Ask me any five questions you'd like: About me, my life, my art, my writing, or hell, even about obscure subject matter that doesn't seem to relate to me whatsoever if you so choose... ANYTHING! Just be sure to scroll down and make sure you don’t ask something that’s already been covered.
;)
When I Dream, I see Bill Clinton's Penis...
Posted 18 years agoHey, all! Computer's up and fixed, so I'm back online! Joyous of joyous joys!
I do believe I also promised Ryuka that I'd start posting some journal entires around here, so, uh... here's on my better entires from the DA! Enjoy!
My dreams are teases. They tease me.
No, not in the sexual sense. I almost never have wet dreams, quite regrettably. What I mean is that somewhere, lurking deep in the murky confines of my subconscious, is a GENIUS. A genius who shines the ray of his creative brilliance upon the landscape. In my dreams, I have dreamt of honey golden artistic ideas and the most hilarious of jokes. If I were to harness the ideas contained within, I could “rule”. I could become “Da Man.” I could be considered “The Shit.” And yet, I can glimpse only briefly at these magnificent examples of supreme craftsmanship, as, like most human beings, I can only remember hazily what it was exactly that I had dreamed about once I’d awakened. All I can usually remember is that it was AWESOME. Every morning, I feel like the mythological Icarus, who flew too close the shining sun, only to be shot down by red-hot ultraviolet rays. Or my alarms clock.
The big problem? My conscious mind is NOT a genius. My conscious mind is the dim-witted dullard you see before you, who has produced most of the crap that you also see before you. I’m hampered by whatever forces of nature comprise the state of my mind when I’m awake, inhibiting it from its potential splendor.
Then last night, I have a dream which I remember QUITE explicitly… and now I’m convinced that my subconscious may be a genius, but in the same way that Hannibal Lecter and Genghis Khan were geniuses. If you’re willing to gamble what respect you have for me, read on.
I dreamt, first, that a giant penis was attacking a city. A Godzilla sized penis. No, not like the penis Godzilla’s probably packin’, but a massive, disembodied, sentient shlong that could actually physically challenge the King of all Monsters in an all-out smackdown. It rampaged through the city without mercy, knocking down buildings and terrorizing the populace.
That was part one. What was part two? BILL CLINTON. I dreamt that amidst all this chaos, the former president of the United States bravely stood up to the 50-story penis, glaring defiantly at it from the smoking, ruined streets below as it towered menacingly over him. The police had been defeated. The army had been decimated. Clinton was all that stood left between the giant cock and the destruction of civilization.
“There’s only one thing to do.” He courageously announced in his Southern rasp. “Fight it back with MY giant penis!”
With ninja-like, practiced precision, Bill undid his belt, zipper and from his pants emerged what I can only describe as OPULENT. Like a broken dam, from his loins burst forth a veritable rocker of flesh and masculinity. Easily outweighing and out sizing the rest of his body hundreds of times, those tiny, pasty-white thighs gave birth to a mammoth appendage, rising several stories high before achieving its peak at roughly fifty stories.
Audaciously, Bill’s cock stood erect and defiant against the invading penis. A battle was about to begin which history would never forget. Not even after Bill died. Not even after thousands of years. Not even after humanity itself died out. Alien species from galaxies light years away would regale their young with the tales of the ultimate battle between the giant human reproductive organ, and the single greatest man who ever lived.
Then, I woke up. Thank fucking god.
I do believe I also promised
Ryuka that I'd start posting some journal entires around here, so, uh... here's on my better entires from the DA! Enjoy!My dreams are teases. They tease me.
No, not in the sexual sense. I almost never have wet dreams, quite regrettably. What I mean is that somewhere, lurking deep in the murky confines of my subconscious, is a GENIUS. A genius who shines the ray of his creative brilliance upon the landscape. In my dreams, I have dreamt of honey golden artistic ideas and the most hilarious of jokes. If I were to harness the ideas contained within, I could “rule”. I could become “Da Man.” I could be considered “The Shit.” And yet, I can glimpse only briefly at these magnificent examples of supreme craftsmanship, as, like most human beings, I can only remember hazily what it was exactly that I had dreamed about once I’d awakened. All I can usually remember is that it was AWESOME. Every morning, I feel like the mythological Icarus, who flew too close the shining sun, only to be shot down by red-hot ultraviolet rays. Or my alarms clock.
The big problem? My conscious mind is NOT a genius. My conscious mind is the dim-witted dullard you see before you, who has produced most of the crap that you also see before you. I’m hampered by whatever forces of nature comprise the state of my mind when I’m awake, inhibiting it from its potential splendor.
Then last night, I have a dream which I remember QUITE explicitly… and now I’m convinced that my subconscious may be a genius, but in the same way that Hannibal Lecter and Genghis Khan were geniuses. If you’re willing to gamble what respect you have for me, read on.
I dreamt, first, that a giant penis was attacking a city. A Godzilla sized penis. No, not like the penis Godzilla’s probably packin’, but a massive, disembodied, sentient shlong that could actually physically challenge the King of all Monsters in an all-out smackdown. It rampaged through the city without mercy, knocking down buildings and terrorizing the populace.
That was part one. What was part two? BILL CLINTON. I dreamt that amidst all this chaos, the former president of the United States bravely stood up to the 50-story penis, glaring defiantly at it from the smoking, ruined streets below as it towered menacingly over him. The police had been defeated. The army had been decimated. Clinton was all that stood left between the giant cock and the destruction of civilization.
“There’s only one thing to do.” He courageously announced in his Southern rasp. “Fight it back with MY giant penis!”
With ninja-like, practiced precision, Bill undid his belt, zipper and from his pants emerged what I can only describe as OPULENT. Like a broken dam, from his loins burst forth a veritable rocker of flesh and masculinity. Easily outweighing and out sizing the rest of his body hundreds of times, those tiny, pasty-white thighs gave birth to a mammoth appendage, rising several stories high before achieving its peak at roughly fifty stories.
Audaciously, Bill’s cock stood erect and defiant against the invading penis. A battle was about to begin which history would never forget. Not even after Bill died. Not even after thousands of years. Not even after humanity itself died out. Alien species from galaxies light years away would regale their young with the tales of the ultimate battle between the giant human reproductive organ, and the single greatest man who ever lived.
Then, I woke up. Thank fucking god.
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