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General | Posted 13 years agoMeme: If Your Fursona Had To Be A...
By Mikau, a week ago
Current Moving Fund: $0/$1500
1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: A lemur.
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: A house cat.
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: A Fox*
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: Giraffe, because saying 'pony' would be to obvious
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: A lab rat.
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: An horned chameleon .
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: A possum
8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A barracuda.
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A poison dart frog who needs hugs to survive
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: guess. just guess. if it had to be a different bird, I'd say a gray parrot
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: A moth, because they are unloved. extremely
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: A eagle-shark, because where-is-your-god-now flying sharks?
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: A kappa because Italians.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: A skarmory becuase awesome.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: A garlic bulb who is also a vampire.
By Mikau, a week ago
Current Moving Fund: $0/$1500
1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: A lemur.
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: A house cat.
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: A Fox*
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: Giraffe, because saying 'pony' would be to obvious
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: A lab rat.
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: An horned chameleon .
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: A possum
8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A barracuda.
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A poison dart frog who needs hugs to survive
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: guess. just guess. if it had to be a different bird, I'd say a gray parrot
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: A moth, because they are unloved. extremely
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: A eagle-shark, because where-is-your-god-now flying sharks?
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: A kappa because Italians.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: A skarmory becuase awesome.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: A garlic bulb who is also a vampire.
things that you do meme
General | Posted 15 years agoof all of your horrible things you do when no ones looking. BE A MAN, SCREAM THEM FROM THE INTERNET-ROOF TOPS WITH THIS MEME
wierd things you do when no one else is home
1:run around the house as fast as I can with no destination in mind
2:scream out randomsounds as loud as humanly possable
3:pee in the sink
horrible things you've only donw once because it didn't work out
1:ate half-raw chicken pattys
2:shoulder ramed a tree till it broken in half
3:juggled bowling balls
horrible things you've done to other people
1: I win every bet I make. all of them. because I only make bets I know I've already won
2:I wait intill we're in the car to fart
3:threw a sleeping cat at vale
awesome things you've done that no one was around to see so you'll never convence them otherwise
1:busted a hole in the wall with my face
2: threw my knife ten feet before it stuck into a wooden beam I didn't know was there
3:punched a wolf spider in the face and it left
wierd things you've done today/right now
1:I'm drinking carmel sause from the bottle
2:spilled hot wax over my inteir hand to see if I could make a copy
3:lit ice cream sprinkles on fire
wierd things you do when no one else is home
1:run around the house as fast as I can with no destination in mind
2:scream out randomsounds as loud as humanly possable
3:pee in the sink
horrible things you've only donw once because it didn't work out
1:ate half-raw chicken pattys
2:shoulder ramed a tree till it broken in half
3:juggled bowling balls
horrible things you've done to other people
1: I win every bet I make. all of them. because I only make bets I know I've already won
2:I wait intill we're in the car to fart
3:threw a sleeping cat at vale
awesome things you've done that no one was around to see so you'll never convence them otherwise
1:busted a hole in the wall with my face
2: threw my knife ten feet before it stuck into a wooden beam I didn't know was there
3:punched a wolf spider in the face and it left
wierd things you've done today/right now
1:I'm drinking carmel sause from the bottle
2:spilled hot wax over my inteir hand to see if I could make a copy
3:lit ice cream sprinkles on fire
comissions made of love and candy for all. ALSO A FREE ONE
General | Posted 15 years agobecause I'm clearly a world class optomist me and my friends are openin linked comissions
First off we have
me with my magical storys/poems
actully I do think I am pretty good if I do say so myself >> as a special/startup, the first comission from me will actully be free. meaning if your reading this you can get a free story from me on almost any subject. including the dirty ones, yes. for proper quallity I can't set a timelimit, but I will gladly send you what I have when ever you ask, sinse it's free. note me if your interested.
if your not lucky enough to get the free one, my price right now is $3.50 per page, fractions below 1/2 will not be rounded up. you can either tell me to go for it as long as I deem nessesary, which will likly give the best quallity, or set a upper limit. if for some reson I go over the page limit you set for me, I won't charge for the extra work, consiter it a gift.
they'res no extra charge for content, so an adult story is the same as a clean. to start a comission, note me and give me a basic sceen-by-sceen of what you want to happen and other various details. for examples, check my galliery
then we have your custom art by
Solomoncrow
solomon is perfect for all your art needs, check hios page for details on him and examples. we will be colaborating for any comic comissions, and you'll be discounted for ordering a story with illistrations from him
And last but likely not least we have sculptures by
Vale_bat
all sculptures are hand crafted and made to suite any fursona and are made in a range of different sizes and colors. if you are interested im sure she'll give you the fairest price possible, check her page for details on her option
if you have any queastons feel free to note any three of us and we look forward to hearing from you, and maybe earning enough money to have more than only 5 dimonds in my 6 solid gold rolexes.
First off we have
me with my magical storys/poems
actully I do think I am pretty good if I do say so myself >> as a special/startup, the first comission from me will actully be free. meaning if your reading this you can get a free story from me on almost any subject. including the dirty ones, yes. for proper quallity I can't set a timelimit, but I will gladly send you what I have when ever you ask, sinse it's free. note me if your interested.
if your not lucky enough to get the free one, my price right now is $3.50 per page, fractions below 1/2 will not be rounded up. you can either tell me to go for it as long as I deem nessesary, which will likly give the best quallity, or set a upper limit. if for some reson I go over the page limit you set for me, I won't charge for the extra work, consiter it a gift.
they'res no extra charge for content, so an adult story is the same as a clean. to start a comission, note me and give me a basic sceen-by-sceen of what you want to happen and other various details. for examples, check my galliery
then we have your custom art by
Solomoncrowsolomon is perfect for all your art needs, check hios page for details on him and examples. we will be colaborating for any comic comissions, and you'll be discounted for ordering a story with illistrations from him
And last but likely not least we have sculptures by
Vale_batall sculptures are hand crafted and made to suite any fursona and are made in a range of different sizes and colors. if you are interested im sure she'll give you the fairest price possible, check her page for details on her option
if you have any queastons feel free to note any three of us and we look forward to hearing from you, and maybe earning enough money to have more than only 5 dimonds in my 6 solid gold rolexes.
ultra-jacked Mate meme
General | Posted 15 years ago~ <3 :vale_bat: <3 ~
1. Who eats more?
I eat double what she does daily <<
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Likely her, I don't actully recall <<
3. Who is the morning person?
her (by force)
4. Who sings better?
her, it's like a I.V of auditory gamma radiation
5. Who’s older?
heeer <<
6. Who’s smarter?
<< >> <<............me
7. Whose temper is worse?
I never thought to measure
8. Who does the laundry?
she will << yes you will <<
9. Who does the dishes?
cook together clean together. hopefuly...
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I was on the right, she got the left, and they're were animals everywhere >> everywhere
11. Whose feet are bigger?
mine, at size 13 to her 9 << I win
12. Whose hair is longer?
her's by like a foot
13. Who’s better with the computer?
me |:
14. Do you have pets?
yes
15. Who pays the bills?
me and all my masculinity and testosterone |:.....she does v.v
16. Who cooks dinner?
we both like to
17. Who drives when you are together?
still her <<
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I will everytime I can..there fore she does
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I think she'd say I am, so she's probably right <<
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
we'reboth really quick on that draw
21. Whose family do you see more?
at this point, mine
22. Who named your pet?
we have seperate pets
23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her, but at her request, so I guess that counts <<
24. Who asked who out?
she did, the brave thing
25. What did you do on your first date?
movie, hortain heres a who I think.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
we're both pretty high on that level
27. Who’s taller?
I am |: sinse she's all of like 4 foot 9
28. Who has more friends?
her two times over
29. Who has more siblings?
her, beating my 0
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I where my pants, and occasionaly put her pants on my head and run down the street, so I do. askk her about it
Love you, you freakish bat you <3
now make me a sammich
1. Who eats more?
I eat double what she does daily <<
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Likely her, I don't actully recall <<
3. Who is the morning person?
her (by force)
4. Who sings better?
her, it's like a I.V of auditory gamma radiation
5. Who’s older?
heeer <<
6. Who’s smarter?
<< >> <<............me
7. Whose temper is worse?
I never thought to measure
8. Who does the laundry?
she will << yes you will <<
9. Who does the dishes?
cook together clean together. hopefuly...
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I was on the right, she got the left, and they're were animals everywhere >> everywhere
11. Whose feet are bigger?
mine, at size 13 to her 9 << I win
12. Whose hair is longer?
her's by like a foot
13. Who’s better with the computer?
me |:
14. Do you have pets?
yes
15. Who pays the bills?
me and all my masculinity and testosterone |:.....she does v.v
16. Who cooks dinner?
we both like to
17. Who drives when you are together?
still her <<
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I will everytime I can..there fore she does
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I think she'd say I am, so she's probably right <<
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
we'reboth really quick on that draw
21. Whose family do you see more?
at this point, mine
22. Who named your pet?
we have seperate pets
23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her, but at her request, so I guess that counts <<
24. Who asked who out?
she did, the brave thing
25. What did you do on your first date?
movie, hortain heres a who I think.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
we're both pretty high on that level
27. Who’s taller?
I am |: sinse she's all of like 4 foot 9
28. Who has more friends?
her two times over
29. Who has more siblings?
her, beating my 0
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I where my pants, and occasionaly put her pants on my head and run down the street, so I do. askk her about it
Love you, you freakish bat you <3
now make me a sammich
I cost $3,975 a night.
General | Posted 15 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
175
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
325
Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
425
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
675
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
1075
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
1125
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
1525
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
1825
Favorite Color(s):
[x] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
2975
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
3975
Total: $3975
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
175
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
325
Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
425
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
675
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
1075
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
1125
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
1525
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
1825
Favorite Color(s):
[x] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
2975
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
3975
Total: $3975
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"
fursona meme
General | Posted 15 years ago1.) What animal is your fursona?
Raven
2.) If it wasn't this animal, what would it be?
hyena
3.) Got any pics you like?
a few googelplexes
4.) When did you know this animal was your fursona?
when I learned ravens are the smarted north amercian bird, and when it was a represented evil
5.) What does this animal mean to you?
intelligence. intelligence. intelligence. also a bit of a hidden part of me thats not as good as the rest.
6.) What qualities do you feel you have in common?
again, intellegence, and evil
7.) In what way do you try to become your fursona?
again, again, intellegence
8.) Would you want to physically become your fursona in real life?
maybe, so long as it wouyld be like x-men and stuff and not just secret 51 expariments
9.) You're changing into your fursona! What are you going to do?
oh F- *passout from pain*
Raven
2.) If it wasn't this animal, what would it be?
hyena
3.) Got any pics you like?
a few googelplexes
4.) When did you know this animal was your fursona?
when I learned ravens are the smarted north amercian bird, and when it was a represented evil
5.) What does this animal mean to you?
intelligence. intelligence. intelligence. also a bit of a hidden part of me thats not as good as the rest.
6.) What qualities do you feel you have in common?
again, intellegence, and evil
7.) In what way do you try to become your fursona?
again, again, intellegence
8.) Would you want to physically become your fursona in real life?
maybe, so long as it wouyld be like x-men and stuff and not just secret 51 expariments
9.) You're changing into your fursona! What are you going to do?
oh F- *passout from pain*
really late fetish meme
General | Posted 15 years ago[ ] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[x] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[x] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[ ] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[ ] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[ ] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[ ] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[ ] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[ ] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[ ] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[x] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[ ] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[ ] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[ ] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[ ] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[ ] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[ ] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[ ] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[ ] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[ ] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[ ] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[ ] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[ ] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[ ] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[ ] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[ ] Emetophilia - Vomit.
[x] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[ ] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[ ] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[ ] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[ ] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[ ] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[ ] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[ ] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[x] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[ ] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[ ] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[x] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[ ] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[ ] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[ ] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[ ] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[ ] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[ ] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[x] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[ ] Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[ ] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[ ] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[ ] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[ ] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[ ] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[ ] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[ ] Nasophilia - Noses.
[ ] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[ ] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[ ] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[ ] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[ ] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[ ] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[ ] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[ ] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[x] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[ ] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[ ] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[ ] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[x] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[ ] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[ ] Sitophilia - Food.
[ ] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[ ] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[ ] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[x] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[ ] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[x] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[ ] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[ ] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[ ] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[ ] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[ ] Trichophilia - Hair.
[ ] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[ ] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[ ] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[ ] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[ ] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[xx] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[ ] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[ ] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
TOTAL: 15
Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200
my actual I.Q is 167 :D
[x] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[x] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[ ] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[ ] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[ ] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[ ] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[ ] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[ ] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[ ] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[x] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[ ] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[ ] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[ ] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[ ] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[ ] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[ ] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[ ] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[ ] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[ ] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[ ] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[ ] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[ ] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[ ] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[ ] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[ ] Emetophilia - Vomit.
[x] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[ ] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[ ] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[ ] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[ ] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[ ] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[ ] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[ ] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[x] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[ ] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[ ] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[x] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[ ] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[ ] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[ ] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[ ] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[ ] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[ ] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[x] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[ ] Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[ ] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[ ] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[ ] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[ ] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[ ] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[ ] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[ ] Nasophilia - Noses.
[ ] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[ ] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[ ] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[ ] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[ ] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[ ] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[ ] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[ ] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[x] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[ ] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[ ] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[ ] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[x] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[ ] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[ ] Sitophilia - Food.
[ ] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[ ] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[ ] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[x] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[ ] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[x] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[ ] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[ ] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[ ] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[ ] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[ ] Trichophilia - Hair.
[ ] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[ ] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[ ] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[ ] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[ ] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[xx] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[ ] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[ ] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
TOTAL: 15
Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200
my actual I.Q is 167 :D
Boy Girl meme
General | Posted 16 years agoYOUR GUY SIDE
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck. (I'm a writrer, gotta love emotion)
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I like hats, even if I don't ware them)
[x] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.(I break tight pants...)
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 19
YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (I think stuff)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories. ( I get up and leave my house 10 minutes later.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 1
I'm a lumberjack and I'm o-kay...
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck. (I'm a writrer, gotta love emotion)
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I like hats, even if I don't ware them)
[x] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.(I break tight pants...)
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 19
YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (I think stuff)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories. ( I get up and leave my house 10 minutes later.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 1
I'm a lumberjack and I'm o-kay...
Shadowrunners
General | Posted 16 years agoissue 2 (the beggining of the end) is going to near completion by the end of this week at the lastest and PLEASE hold me to that. also, if anyone actuly read issue 1, tell me what you think and ware you think the sieries will go. if you have anymore ideas for say, characters or plot lines, PM them too me. really, please do for the love of someone elses god, tell me. I'd love some suport with this :| I'll either use this journal as a feed about the shadowrunners seires or make a new one per anouncement
ANOUNCMENT: the story has been scrapped. I will up load what was to be episod 2 of shadowrunners soon, but the project has been replaced with a new one. me and solomen crow are going to make it in to a comic instread. expect a page soon, and expect 3 very strange pictures from him soon as we have a bet active. if I finish 10 pages of script before he finishes all of his consept art, I get three restriction free comisions from him, which I intend to abuse harshly. rute for me and send me ideas as to what i should make him do. SHOW SUPORT DANGIT.
And for effect, a theme song of each character
Overt: creed - buttlets ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5OMxs1OC0 )
# hollywood Undead - undead ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQhFRyfWZUA)
Vixen: UVERworld - reslove ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCcRYNLTsg )
Forge: Three days grace - just like you ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWY28ITGfY )
Twitch: Modest mouse - Black Cadillacs ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmqlI5rSuws )
ANOUNCMENT: the story has been scrapped. I will up load what was to be episod 2 of shadowrunners soon, but the project has been replaced with a new one. me and solomen crow are going to make it in to a comic instread. expect a page soon, and expect 3 very strange pictures from him soon as we have a bet active. if I finish 10 pages of script before he finishes all of his consept art, I get three restriction free comisions from him, which I intend to abuse harshly. rute for me and send me ideas as to what i should make him do. SHOW SUPORT DANGIT.
And for effect, a theme song of each character
Overt: creed - buttlets ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5OMxs1OC0 )
# hollywood Undead - undead ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQhFRyfWZUA)
Vixen: UVERworld - reslove ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCcRYNLTsg )
Forge: Three days grace - just like you ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWY28ITGfY )
Twitch: Modest mouse - Black Cadillacs ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmqlI5rSuws )
BOLD Quiz
General | Posted 16 years ago1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20.had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
27. Gotten an x-ray
26. Driven a car
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39 Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20.had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
27. Gotten an x-ray
26. Driven a car
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39 Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Group effort?
General | Posted 16 years agoI'm interested in writing with someone joitly for anything that can be done so. I'm perticularly interested in writing a story in such a way, butI won't turn down any honest offer. If your interested (the three of you who'll read this), ether say so here, or PM me I'll take more than one offer too
we can decide how we'll do it aad such after we actully decide to work.
-hitan, A.K.A awesome incarnate
we can decide how we'll do it aad such after we actully decide to work.
-hitan, A.K.A awesome incarnate
A little project
General | Posted 17 years agoThe basic plot is an accident leaves a man stranded on an island. The story itself is composed of his journal that he keeps on the island as he tries to survive. Beyond that, even I don't know yet. I work off of the age-old principle of "make it up as you go along." and by that, I mean I have no idea what I'm doing in till it's done....so there. And if anyone is actually reading this, I love you
-Hatin
-Hatin
I'm pretending to try, is that good enough?
General | Posted 17 years agoSince by crap and...Well...more crap I'm reduced to few file types it seems like a txt is my only choice for now. Just know that every block is ether an apostrophe or an ellipse, it shouldn’t be that hard to figure out which since I don't say "don...t" or "'but'but" so just be aware of that all of the three people who will read this.
Also, I'll probably have a steady submission rate of about one per day for a while since my access to FA is rather limited at this time (by the same crap that limits me to a txt document) so eventual I'll run out of stuff I have saved up and have to actually write something new...dang
Also, I'll probably have a steady submission rate of about one per day for a while since my access to FA is rather limited at this time (by the same crap that limits me to a txt document) so eventual I'll run out of stuff I have saved up and have to actually write something new...dang
I'm real and active...about time too...
General | Posted 17 years agoAfter about two or three years of lurking and watch I'ver actully made an account....Plan on seeing some poems y me and feel free to verbaly rape me with sharp splintery sticks about them, not like I hav'nt before. Expect something (r alot of somethings) manana. ecuse the bareness for now
