Back from biggest little butt fucker
General | Posted 9 years agoBlfc was definitely an odd experience. Nothing beats walking around drunk, passing masses of perfect strangers, eyeing me up and down like I was prime cut meats. :T the furs suiters were a site to behold too, and I'm not being sarcastic or anything. Very impressive costumes all around. It's just... gonna take some time till I don't feel horrified of them.
makes the best mixed drinks btw! The best thing about the con was the awkward, cramed, elevator rides that make your stomach feel like it's turning inside out. Also the lines man. It became Elevator con hahah
Special thanks to the very awesome, very classy
you really made it worth our time there brah. Keep that dick swinging, it's very big and it needs to be seen! Oh and lastly, thanks for introducing your buds to us and allowing us to party in your room.
makes the best mixed drinks btw! The best thing about the con was the awkward, cramed, elevator rides that make your stomach feel like it's turning inside out. Also the lines man. It became Elevator con hahahSpecial thanks to the very awesome, very classy
you really made it worth our time there brah. Keep that dick swinging, it's very big and it needs to be seen! Oh and lastly, thanks for introducing your buds to us and allowing us to party in your room.Biggest little black cock
General | Posted 9 years agoSo
and I arrived to reno yesterday afternoon and had to day drink to cope with the freak show festivities hahaha. It's like...uncanny valley for us man. Like 4 real.
definitely made it more digestible with drunken hijinks within the hotel. Also kidnapped him for coffee and breakfast. More fun to follow at BLFC
and I arrived to reno yesterday afternoon and had to day drink to cope with the freak show festivities hahaha. It's like...uncanny valley for us man. Like 4 real.
definitely made it more digestible with drunken hijinks within the hotel. Also kidnapped him for coffee and breakfast. More fun to follow at BLFCMY FAV MANGA HAS AN ANIME ADAPTATION NOW!!!
General | Posted 9 years agoprepare your extra chromosomes folks, this shit's gonna be wilder ride than a short bus highjacking!!!
I feel like a hemorrhoid in the asshole of this community
General | Posted 9 years agoLike real talk. I feel so out of place here hahah
erotic fanfic epics
General | Posted 9 years agoim about to muster the courage to write another one of my erotic fanfic epics. something about poop on dicks, but i dont know what franchise to make ero stuff with. i was thinking about the old maskot for planter's peanuts and wendy from the wendy's fast food chain. because sonic characters are overdone, also the clown saga was not my original idea. MLP is just creepy. smurfs already has a real life porn parody adaptation :T
i think i got it actually
BARA themed ero story about Mr. clean and the arm and hammer arm. HELL YEAH.
well ladies and gentlemen, be sure to grab the pinesol, grab your dicks and prepare to double click111!!!
i think i got it actually
BARA themed ero story about Mr. clean and the arm and hammer arm. HELL YEAH.
well ladies and gentlemen, be sure to grab the pinesol, grab your dicks and prepare to double click111!!!
Dork souls
General | Posted 9 years agoDid anyone else get darksouls 3?
Noticed a loss of obsession with curvy female bodies
General | Posted 9 years agothe decline of western civilization
General | Posted 9 years agoJust a quick question to anyone who cares. Am I imagining people around my age and younger having terrible work ethic, or being really...REALLY bad at customer service? does anyone 25 and under want to do they job? Like Fo real, i hope I'm just being an over sensitive asshole with too much pride and self importance. Because if I'm not...
no hope, no future hahaha
no hope, no future hahaha
the decline of western civilization
General | Posted 9 years agoJust a quick question to anyone who cares. Am I imagining people around my age and younger having terrible work ethic, or being really...REALLY bad at customer service? does anyone 25 and under want to do they job? Like Fo real, i hope I'm just being an over sensitive asshole with too much pride and self importance. Because if I'm not...
no hope, no future hahahah.
no hope, no future hahahah.
i cried for you
General | Posted 9 years agoi cried
i cried for you
can my prayers be heard?
do you forgive me?
only whispers remain,
with ash betwixt our toes
our heart of embers,
they faint to a dim lull
i cried.
i cried for everyone.
As the sun makes it's descent,
our shadows scamper with trepidation
darkness conceals us all.
our disfigured forms can't be recognized.
our paths murky and altered
we are lost under blackened valleys
i cried.
i cried for forgiveness.
i cried for you
can my prayers be heard?
do you forgive me?
only whispers remain,
with ash betwixt our toes
our heart of embers,
they faint to a dim lull
i cried.
i cried for everyone.
As the sun makes it's descent,
our shadows scamper with trepidation
darkness conceals us all.
our disfigured forms can't be recognized.
our paths murky and altered
we are lost under blackened valleys
i cried.
i cried for forgiveness.
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA
General | Posted 9 years agoHey guys, uh ..yeh, my lady
is doing black and white bust commisions for 10 dolla. Seriously 10 bucks, CUM GET U SUM, OR UR A BIG FAT SMELLY WEINER!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7453392/
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is doing black and white bust commisions for 10 dolla. Seriously 10 bucks, CUM GET U SUM, OR UR A BIG FAT SMELLY WEINER!! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7453392/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7453392/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7453392/
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Good bye
General | Posted 9 years ago.
You know ur a badass
General | Posted 9 years agoWhen you can fart on your fiance by command, and have it smell like a rotting corpse. EVERY TIME.
Hell yeah bebeh
General | Posted 10 years agoPeople underestimate how loose my screws have become as of late. Let me show you. Let me show you,.what I am hahahah
all u need
General | Posted 10 years agois a nice thick, wide hipped woman with a plump booty,. like 4 real bruh GTFO with all that fake ass big titty, skinney ass ho's bullshit. u just show'n how mentally stuck u is as a little baby suck'n on yo mama teets. real talk bruh, tits aint shit if you pump'n dat pussy, if a woman got a big chest and a boney ass, dat shit aint fun bruh. u hips gon bruise like a banana, like fo real bruh.
PS. if u dont respect a big booty, then bruh u in da wrong. u deeeead wrong.
PS. if u dont respect a big booty, then bruh u in da wrong. u deeeead wrong.
Thanks for the birthday wishes
General | Posted 10 years agoSeriously thank you to all who sent me a message! I'm 25 now, time is flying by pretty damn fast and I am starting to see things as they truly are. Life is good, but people make it...interesting hahahah.
Again thanks for the birthday wishes,and have a bless day.
Again thanks for the birthday wishes,and have a bless day.
Humanity doomed
General | Posted 10 years agoLike.. everyone I know In my age group has no idea who the fuck they are and depend on alcohol to be comfortable with themselves. :T
i smell bullshit in the air/ Black metal recomendations
General | Posted 10 years agoyeah, i can smell bullshit encroaching upon us . its not like the usual though...what ever it is i don't like. its not evil, yet it sure as hell makes people act quite peculiar. My gut is telling me to avoid people i know, especially those who drink in my area because i am irritable in public more than i should be with people who are sober. Maybe it has something to do with this year being that of the monkey if you follow Chinese astrology. Call me crazy, antisocial, misanthropic, cranky etc, but the hairs on the back of my head are standing straight up. due to personal experiences i cant ignore my gut feelings, and i guess i feel its necessary to warn or inform anyone who cares enough to read my ramblings.
i can only say, pick your company wisely. dont help someone financially if you are in a pinch yourself. Expect practical jokes or unusual attention. expect hard work to pay off, and or the downfall of friends/yourself.
since i forecasted a pretty grim outcome for the year already, i felt it was appropriate to Talk and inquire about a very grim genre of music called Black Metal. I have explored the other sub genres of it via Atmospheric BM and Depressive suicidal black metal, but not so much the trve cvlt church burning stuff. with a little bit of digging, ive been getting into some sinister sounding, low fi shit and so far i am loving it!!
one problem though...i need more. if you like this kind of music, please share your favorites. i am looking far and wide, and perhaps you know a band i dont.
Thank you for your time.
i can only say, pick your company wisely. dont help someone financially if you are in a pinch yourself. Expect practical jokes or unusual attention. expect hard work to pay off, and or the downfall of friends/yourself.
since i forecasted a pretty grim outcome for the year already, i felt it was appropriate to Talk and inquire about a very grim genre of music called Black Metal. I have explored the other sub genres of it via Atmospheric BM and Depressive suicidal black metal, but not so much the trve cvlt church burning stuff. with a little bit of digging, ive been getting into some sinister sounding, low fi shit and so far i am loving it!!
one problem though...i need more. if you like this kind of music, please share your favorites. i am looking far and wide, and perhaps you know a band i dont.
Thank you for your time.
Death is a gift
General | Posted 10 years agoyou are weak
your knees quiver from the weight of your body
a quake radiates from beneath your feet
Smoke billows from your mouth
and death holds your hand, but you slap her away in fear
unable to see your path
unable to function
you reject the sun and its gifts
a black mask consumes your face
are you gasping for air?
you say cruelty haunts you in life.
a familiar face kisses your brow,
but the gift of suffering is squandered.
you paint old lessons over and over again
and in anger you toss your brush
cruelty haunts you till your last breath
you are tossed to the ocean
Many sing to you with no reciprocation
yet you still cry for sympathies undeserved
you vehemently swim to shore
no one sees you, no one dares to say your name
they turn their gaze away
the sun sets in their direction
the sky bleeds to its slumber
darkness enshrouds your corporeal flesh
death gently grasps your hand once more
no longer do you recognize your name
no longer do you recognize your family's eyes
no longer are you seen
no longer do you cry
death wipes away your tears
death is a gift
your knees quiver from the weight of your body
a quake radiates from beneath your feet
Smoke billows from your mouth
and death holds your hand, but you slap her away in fear
unable to see your path
unable to function
you reject the sun and its gifts
a black mask consumes your face
are you gasping for air?
you say cruelty haunts you in life.
a familiar face kisses your brow,
but the gift of suffering is squandered.
you paint old lessons over and over again
and in anger you toss your brush
cruelty haunts you till your last breath
you are tossed to the ocean
Many sing to you with no reciprocation
yet you still cry for sympathies undeserved
you vehemently swim to shore
no one sees you, no one dares to say your name
they turn their gaze away
the sun sets in their direction
the sky bleeds to its slumber
darkness enshrouds your corporeal flesh
death gently grasps your hand once more
no longer do you recognize your name
no longer do you recognize your family's eyes
no longer are you seen
no longer do you cry
death wipes away your tears
death is a gift
It's so dark
General | Posted 10 years agoits so dark here
Do you see me?
fair one, do i shimmer in this blackened valley?
look as i stumble on my own two feet.
i cry and howl to the sky
to the moon, i whale my prayers for forgiveness
my shadows, i drag to the ocean to drown
on my chest, you carve a red circle
i reach in, and hand to you my beating heart
now your flesh catches fire
your blistering body casts three shadows
they are laughing, they carry my face
Guilt shackles these wrists and ankles
Shame locks him to the ground
insects cleave and gnaw at his spine
and to my horror, i watch you flail in agony
how could i?
shadows kick dirt to extinguish the flames
they wipe away your blood mixed tears
behind black hands, they hide grinning teeth
it's dark again,
do you see me?
how could i?
how could i
Do you see me?
fair one, do i shimmer in this blackened valley?
look as i stumble on my own two feet.
i cry and howl to the sky
to the moon, i whale my prayers for forgiveness
my shadows, i drag to the ocean to drown
on my chest, you carve a red circle
i reach in, and hand to you my beating heart
now your flesh catches fire
your blistering body casts three shadows
they are laughing, they carry my face
Guilt shackles these wrists and ankles
Shame locks him to the ground
insects cleave and gnaw at his spine
and to my horror, i watch you flail in agony
how could i?
shadows kick dirt to extinguish the flames
they wipe away your blood mixed tears
behind black hands, they hide grinning teeth
it's dark again,
do you see me?
how could i?
how could i
If you love the booty...
General | Posted 10 years agoAnd or Big hips and thighs, say "i" in the comments.
You know it's true love
General | Posted 10 years agoWhen you and your partner put band aids on eachother's butt pimples, so the boil can eventually form a white head.
Widow
General | Posted 10 years agoWidowed priestess, you have endured unmatched cruelty.
His last breath sings your name to the wind
And the ocean rains from your labored eyes.
I offer you my affections. I suffer your burden.
But you turn your face, and the beast grins along your shadow.
Insect of disease, demon of Ill intent, It devours your heart whole.
Dethroned, shamed and flayed
You fell, plummeting from grace...
All was engulfed in flame.
The sun paints your bones black
The light reveals your foul Tennant
It clamps greedily and claws at all who wishes it gone, Yet you still turn your face.
Widowed priestess, I watch you decompose and set kingdoms to ember.
What foul witchcraft and sorcery is at your midst?
What was learnt from such wickedness?
Foul witch, keep chanting my name.
Keep luring me with your song.
It falls on deaf ears
His last breath sings your name to the wind
And the ocean rains from your labored eyes.
I offer you my affections. I suffer your burden.
But you turn your face, and the beast grins along your shadow.
Insect of disease, demon of Ill intent, It devours your heart whole.
Dethroned, shamed and flayed
You fell, plummeting from grace...
All was engulfed in flame.
The sun paints your bones black
The light reveals your foul Tennant
It clamps greedily and claws at all who wishes it gone, Yet you still turn your face.
Widowed priestess, I watch you decompose and set kingdoms to ember.
What foul witchcraft and sorcery is at your midst?
What was learnt from such wickedness?
Foul witch, keep chanting my name.
Keep luring me with your song.
It falls on deaf ears
People of Phoenix Arizona
General | Posted 10 years agoPlease take your drivers licenses and shove them up your shit crusted assholes. By all means, please do drive and text,drive drunk and tailgate all you want, it's not like I value my life or others close to me. Yeah just go ahead and dig me and my lady a shallow grave before you get in your cars while your at it.
P.s. stick cactus needles up your urethras
P.s. stick cactus needles up your urethras
Mask
General | Posted 10 years agoi wear a mask.
this mask hides me from seeking hunters.
forged by ill repute and the cruelty of others
my mask is a mirror
it reflects all who gaze upon it
you now only see yourself
i will not be seen, this i do not permit on my whim
his true face burrowed deep within
you repulse yourself, you humor only yourself
i wear a mask
this mask hides me from seeking hunters
this mask hides me from myself.
this mask hides me from seeking hunters.
forged by ill repute and the cruelty of others
my mask is a mirror
it reflects all who gaze upon it
you now only see yourself
i will not be seen, this i do not permit on my whim
his true face burrowed deep within
you repulse yourself, you humor only yourself
i wear a mask
this mask hides me from seeking hunters
this mask hides me from myself.
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