well lets see I come into work tonight to find out both my clients are moving tomorrow witch means that my site is being closed down.
the shittiest part of it is my fucking company didn't tell me shit.
so now I have to sit here and listen to a mentally retarded man telling me how he's moving and how great it will be all that I keep hearing is you will probably be loosing your job tomorrow because they didn't tell you that you have a new schedule and good luck finding another one because you have no college or even a fucking high school diploma for that matter. isn't that great?
I'm so close to flipping out right now it's not even funny.
So, if you don't hear from me for a while it's probably because I'm in jail for flipping shit.
LatifuckingDAH isn't life great?
wasn't woried about the whole move thing till they didn't tell me.
and if I'm not fired tomorrow and if I have a new schedule I am seriously going to give my fucking boss a couple words of my opinion on how they need to run their shit. you can't do this shit to people and expect everything to be ok you just fucking can't

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

OH noes youtube is down what am I going to do to entertain myself?
how can I survive with out the glorious streaming collections of mind numbing movement and stupid antics and furries and zombies!?!??!?!
HOW!?!?! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!?!?

oh yeah I'm at work lol I should probably do something for a change lol

still hope youtube comes back soon I was watching a movie :(

DO IT

The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.


omg I have done a lot of bad and fun things in my life lol

You know I may not be perfect and what not but damn I really get sick of people hitting on my fucking wife....
it's like fuck what you don't see me standing right here?
god damn.
i know it's really not like most rants but I don't like reading books either.

my 1,000 Island dressing smells like Elmer's Glue....
that's bad right???

that meeting people and having them actually talk back to you is a really cool thing it doesn't happen much here in Iowa when you look like me... lol

I don't know why I'm so happy today!!
I am tho. I'm going to be leaving my job of almost 4 years to do something I've never done before and also try going back to school.

it's like my whole world is going nuts and I'm just riding it. I'm practically broke and my mate is sick and I can barely keep my house clean, but it's all ok cause I'm going to be doing the things I love and want!

it's strange how change can so liberating even tho I'm not being liberated.
in fact I'm still going to be stuck working a job and maybe even have less time to myself because of school. bu tit will all work out in the end.... I hope...

yay for the unknown!!!

I'm almost positive there are only two people that read these ut I don't care I'm about to explode and it's great!!!

love ya'll
peace

yep that's what I said...

wow what a week...
I started doing this whole drive with dave thing on my way to work with my cell phone...
I'm gonna put it on youtube so one one can watch it like they always do to my stuff but that's ok it entertains me.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be getting to go to Midwest Fur Fest this year on account of my wife getting a fucking seat belt violation ticket.. I mean really? if someone doesn't wanna wear a seat belt they shouldn't have to it's almost as retarded as the helmet law.. If I wanna decrese my chances of survival in a crash that should me my choice not the gov. fuckers so friggen broke i can't pay attention... thinking of starting to sell drugs again just so we can catch up.. damn life is hard but I don't think it's gonna be too bad for too much longer... things are getting better and I got a new tattoo of rob zombie it's great.. well I don't know what else to say just wanted to puke out a few things before bedtime bye bye

met a bunch of peeps on the forum had a few discussions and what not. I'm happy to be back in the fandom again it's like coming back home after being gone for a long time. cept I still haven't seen any of my old friends :(

I'm so happy all of you are here!!

i may be weird but at least I'm not the only one..

ok I recently have been getting back into the whole fandom after dropping out in 1999.
I am right back on the same kick I wanna talk to everyone hang out with everyone and party with everyone... I really hope I can find some of my old friends and meet a whole bunch of new ones.. yes I know I'm founding rather fluffy right now but you can go bite a big one... anywho... If y'all wanna talk or what ever hit me up... I'm board and really don't got much else to do..