WHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS.

AHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
REALLY ADORABLY-HOT MANIACLE VILLIAN-GUY.
WHY DID YOU PEOPLE NOT TELL ME OF THIS.

I loooove THHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!


fanart will ensue.

I WANT TO USTREAM.

BUT I HAZ NO IDEA HOW.

HALP?

THE RULES: Once you have been tagged, answer the questions. Tag a few people, including the person who tagged you. If you were tagged, it's because I want to know more about you.

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology".


FOODOLOGY

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
ranch

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
outback <3

3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
sushi and italian really

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
pepperoni, bacon, ham, sausage, onions, green bell peppers, black olives

5. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, sometimes grape jelly, APPLE BUTTER <333

TECHNOLOGY

1. How many televisions are in your house?
well we have 2 in my house-house, but my dorm just has one.

2. What color cell phone do you have?
it's gray

3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Bands
however long google takes to load

4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
No idea at all


BIOLOGY

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right hand

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Adenoids. I think that's how you spell that. Anyway, they're in your nose; i got them removed to hopefully help my breathing and my hearing when i was about 7 or 8. It helped my breathing - not so sure about the hearing.

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A new mini-fridge with a pile of groceries on top of the box.

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious
I have never fainted, passed out, or been forced into unconsciousness by any violent methods. I have been put to sleep in hospitals and hypnotherapy.


RANDOMOLOGY

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Um.... only if it were violent, so I could prepare. If it was a peacefull death, then no, I wouldn't. at least, I don't think I would.

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Actually I plan on it - my middle name is Ashley and I hate it; I'm changing it to Wolfe.

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes. Pain is a momentary weakness. xP




DUMBOLOGY

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Just my shower shoes

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A few months ago.

3. Last person you talked to?
Christina

4. Last person you hugged?
Bastian ( )

FAVORITOLOGY

1. Season?
Fall <3 I love the leaves and the temperature.

2. Holiday?
Halloween, cause that's how I ROLL. <3

3. Day of the week?
saturday

4. Month?
August <3

CURRENTOLOGY

1. Miss someone?
I beleive I do, yes, which bothers me just a bit.

2. Mood?
Pleasantly tired.

3. What are you listening to?
My fan. The girls in the hall. Noises from the street.

4. Watching?
Nothing at the moment.

RANDOMOLOGY

1. First place you went this morning?
Bathroom?

2. What's the last movie you saw?
Repo! The Genetic Opera (best movie EVAR, EVERYONE GO SEE IT)

3. Do you smile often?
A majority of the time, yes


OTHER-OLOGY

1. Do you always answer your phone?
Lol no, I always turn it on silent and forget or can't feel it vibrating in a pocket or leave it in another room or something. :P

2. It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Probably Jessi or my sister. :P

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't really eat at Sonic. >.>

5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yes, but it doesn't work.

6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yep

7. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
In Excelsius Deo

8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
My birthday just passed - I haven't made next years yet. :P

9. Can you do push ups?
A few.

10. Can you do a chin up?
No way in hell. xP

11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
A little bit of both, really.

12. Do you have any saved texts?
Yes

13. Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes, unfortunately. Guess who's fault it was? :/

14. Do you have an accent?
Not really.

15. What is the last song to make you cry?
Ummmmm, don't remember.

16. Plans tonight?
Getting art supplies for class, nap, dinner with Christina, then... moar sleep.

17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Of course, I thought everyone did that.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Books, sketchbooks, food.

19. Have you ever been given roses?
Yes, I dried them and still have them. <3

20. Current worry?
Having class supplies in time.

21. Current hate right now?
Too much food in mah tummy! ;~;

22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes, I have. *sigh*

23. How will you bring in the New Year?
Ppppppparrrtay! x3

24. What song represents you?
"Fireflies" by Owl City

25. Name three people who might complete this?
No clue

26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Probably not- I learned a lot of things from the mistakes in my life, and I don't think there's anything I'd redo.

27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
2, going on 3 years.

28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
6 piercings, 1 tattoo

29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Don't know!

30. Does anyone love you?
EVERYONEEEEE. Lol jk - I dunno, I hope so.

31. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yep, when I was little my mom would sign me to sleep.

32. When did you last cry?
Couple weeks ago I think.

33. Do you like to cuddle?
OMG YES.

34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
Yep. :3

35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
B-52s and symphonies. I was a weird kid with weird parents. :P

36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
A healthy mix of the two, I think.

37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
GROSS. I'm not really an OJ fan in the first place, but I definatley don't like pulp!




I'm tagging

EVERYONE.

Do eet.

So, I have a pretty bitchin room. It's all decked out with art right now XD and I have a GREAT roomie.


Ugh, really needs to not be so hot though. -.-"

Lol bored.
Can't sleep.

OW OW OW OW

MUTHER
FUCKING
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But it was TOTALLY WORTH IT.

Pics soon.


It's a rainbow werewolf pawprint on the inside of my right ankle. It's pretty sweeeeeet. <333

I dunno. Just wanted to bump the other journal off my page.


ASK ME STUFF. ABOUT MYSELF. ABOUT LIFE. ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. PLAGUE WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. :D

Or at least, a legal adult. XD

WHOOT BIRTHDAY FOR THE WIN.
Today and today only, I OWN EVERYONE!
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hackcoughwheeze* ;P




nomnom. :3

My birthday is on sunday.

WAT WAT.
IM GONNA SMACK A BITCH.

well.... not really.

BUT I AM GONNA GET MY FIRST TATTTOOOOOOOO.
<33333333333

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1486180/

REMEMBER THAT?

THE GIRL I DREW IT FOR GOT THE LINES TATTOOED ON HER THIGH.

AND WANTS ME!!! TO PERSONALLY DO THE COLOR AND SHADING ON IT.

SO TODAY, SHE SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE AND DRAGS ME IN MY ROOM, PULLS OFF HER PANTS, AND SHOWS ME THIS.

HOLY SHIT.
I CRIED ON THE SPOT.
NO FUCKING JOKE.


Seriously though, seriously. MY ART. On someone's body. Permanently. IN INK. I don't get how anyone could like my stuff that much. It's touching beyond belief; I'm not kidding, I started crying.

All I've ever wanted was to make people happy with my art. Make a smile, an emotion, any kind of response.




Today, I know I can.


Thank you Fae, my best friend and my soul's partner-in-crime. <3

Ok seriously people. Seriously.


HOW THE FUCK DOES SECONDLIFE WORK.

I don't know like, anyone on there, and I JUST started it, and have no clue what to do or where to go or ANYTHING. And to top it off, I don't know how to change my avatar, or how to mod the one i have, or to do like.... ANYTHING cool.

D:

HALP.
Plz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MOO.....M&amp;NR=1


Dude.
Wtf.


I lold.

Go see it.
It's fucking hysterical.
I was crying I was laughing so hard.
Ugh, just, go see it.
Amazing.
Fer real.

<333

So yeah. I can afford one or the other, but not both. D:

Since Plague isn't exactly a simple character design XD I estimate it may end up being 1K+ to make her (especially since if I do get her, she'll be either from Don't Hug Cacti, or from Joecifur the cougar. Both are expensive, though one includes shipping, and one will not :3). Now is the perfect time to get this, because when else will I have the spare cash? I have a job and don't have any bills to pay at the present time. It's perfect.

However, the cost of going to AC will be equally high. Plane tickets are about $200, and the room could be between $85 and $125. Plus money for food and just for shinee things I might want, and I'll probably end up with a 400-500 bill, even if I try to do artist alley (which I doubt I will). But if I wait until next year, I may be in a squeeze with money for college, or time, for that matter.

So either way, I'm out quite a bit of money and may not have the opportunity for either of these things soon. I'm going to college in the fall. I'm turning 18 in august and want to get tattoos. I'm at a bit of a loss. Should I be responsible? Or have fun? AAAHHH. SO MANY CHOICES.

So. I'm trying to figure out if I should go to Anthrocon or not. It'll be my first time flying by myself anywhere if I do, and guh... I'm nervous. xD Not to mention it's a LOT of money. ;~; *sighs*

Any advice? Pros, cons?

Okay, so, for the FML (which for those who don't know, stands for FMyLife, from fmylife.com).

Yesterday while I was working at my ice cream store, a little girl starts throwing a temper tantrum about her ice cream.
Several customers start edging towards the door at her bratty behavior, and her mom is NOT HELPFUL, at ALL. >[
Mom finally forces the kid to hold on to her own damn ice cream cone.
The girl stops crying, and says her tummy hurts now, she doesn't want the ice cream.

So I'm pissed off now, right? MY ears are ringing and a few people have left cause of this kid, and now she doesn't want the damn ice cream? GUH. Brat.

It gets better.

So, kid turns away from the counter, and GUESS WHAT??!?!
Her ice cream scoop falls off the cone onto the floor; classic cartoon move.
She starts wailing again, so to make her shut up, I tell her I'll get her more! JUST PLEASE STOP CRYING. O_o"

At any rate, I grab a towel and come out from behind the counter to clean up the ice cream before it gets sticky and nasty.
I kneel in front of the little girl, we look each other in the eyes, and she PROJECTILE VOMITS ON ME.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!????????
I am now COVERED from the neck down in fucking little kid puke!
And it smells like the tacos from the mexican restaurant next door. -.-"

So my boss gave me the rest of the day off, and i drove home to change and get a shower.

My car still smells like vomit.


Fuck my life. :C
(no, I won't be offended if you laughed, it's okay. that's why I'm posting it, so someone can find amusment in my misadventures. <3)

//

NEED ADVICE:

OKay gais, I like, need help! :D
I'm going to get my ears pierced, today or tomorrow ish. Not sure which.
So, there are two piercings I wanna get. A rook piercing or an industrial piercing. I will eventually get both, but i need to decide which one will be FIRST.

Halp? <3

So..... I'm on Tybee island. I got guilt tripped into coming down here with some friends lol. There are....... 8 of us here in this house? I think. So yeah, any savannah furs please give me a shout out. :3

So my parents got me a laptop. My very own laptop.
*SQUEAL*

It's a Macbook, and it's pretty slick if I do say so myself. I really enjoy this thing so far. So yeah, playing around. Tomorrow I'll be moving a lot of my more recent artistic works, and all of my drawing programs, over to this system.

UGHUGHUGH I LOVE THIS THING. <333

seriously. love.


ANYWAY.
Graduation went well.
Had a really funny fire and brimstone preacher as our guest speaker. A black southern baptist type, y'know? Sweet guy though, good speaker and seemed really sincere. TONS of preformances. And I didn't trip and fall as I walked across the stage! YAAAAAAY balance. :3

So yeah. Work on Monday. Whoot.
Good lord I'm tired. :D

Yesterday was my last day. :3

Graduation is Saturday.


Oh god, what do I do now? >.> xD

Is it possible for a movie to be both one of the most kickass, funniest, and yet saddest movies I've ever seen, all at the same time?

Damn.






Daaaamn.




I think I need to go see it again. And again.


<333

Go see it.
It'll rock yur socks off.

tired. so tired. of like...... everything. life. i just wanna sleep for like, a week straight. ugh my head is an ugly place.

Just.

need.....



sleep.


D:


~~~

EDIT: To make this moar interesting rather than jsut a 'blah' journal, I have added a meme I think is funny. I got it from the guy who commented on this journal first, whose handle I can't rememeber well enough to type. :D <3 thanks dude.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Jamarra Avalon

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate "Slap Yo Mama" Converse (we have weird ice cream names at my store. :D it's chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, oreos, and chocolate ganache, which is like fudge but better ^^ _

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Ashley Atlanta (god i hate my parents lol)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Neara (heeeey, not bad :P )

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Rootbeer (..... wtf? xP )

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): y'know... i don't know their first names. O.o

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Refuge Peppermint (it should be backwords, it would make more sense)

9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Abney Atlanta

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Iris

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Pear Hat

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Banana Oak


I lold.

So that was fun. Lawl. I wore a suit because i'm too fat for a dress. 46" across the shoulders, three piece black pinstripe italian suit. It was awesome. I didn't really have a date, but that's okay I went with a real big group of friends instead.
We had a really ghetto prom - the music system kept breaking. So we had some of our singers preform for us. =D We also played a giant game of Pony, which is a school tradition (before every preformance, all the cast and available crew play Pony to get warmed up and pumped before the show).

And then we played hide and seek.
I was IT. =D

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, READY OR NOT HERE I COME BITCHES"

Cause I'm just that classy.


After prom finally finished we went to a 24 hour diner that had really great pancakes and SAUSAGE.
We went to the after-party for like, 5 minutes, decided it SUCKED ASS D: and left. We went to my friend Kathleen's house and chilled there for a while, watching Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

And then I almost died falling asleep on the way home at 3 AM. :D

That was my night.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEESSS!!!!!


I am now obsessed with Repo! The Genetic Opera" and Anthony Stewart Head and Terrance Zdunich.

That is all.

Bagel bagel bagel blagel blagle kdlsjglksda;. I'm hungry. ;~;

Ugh. IM FINALLY DRAWIN SHIT, and it's NOT KILLING ME! :D

For the past week or so I've been really unsatisfied with what I've been working on. Everything was just being kind of 'blah' and boring and bad anatomy and awful lines and perspective from hell.... you get the picture I'm sure.

So yeah, now I've got my inspiration or muse back or something. Whoot. <3

Inked commision for Laughing Otter

Tarot badges for Shesta <3

Scan and mail tarot badge for Kegan Fox

Tarot badges for 2 Gryphon and Uncle Kage

Sleep

Take a road trip to florida

Get a tan

Finish AP Psycology homework

Get a tattoo <333

=D

Of mind body and soul.

I may not be around online for a while.

Talk to ya'll later.