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The life of a artist on the internet.
Posted 5 years agoArtist: Hey, everyone! Look at what I drew!
Fan: Awesome! Now draw ________. Thanks.
Artist: Look at this OC I made!
Fan: Hey, let me see that... ...Hey everyone! Look at this OC I made!
Artist: I don't do requests.
Fan: So, I got a request...
Artist: This commission will be...
Fan: Wait. You want me to PAY you?
Artist: Please don't roleplay my characters.
Fan: Your character suddenly loves snuff.
Artist: I DO NOT do requests.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Artist: WHAT?!
Fan: ...So I got a request.
Artist: Hey, I drew some SFW. Pretty proud of it.
Fan: ...Huh? What?
Artist: ...I also drew a naked butt...
Fan: Masterpiece! Glorious! I've already jerked to this twelve times!
Artist: Hey! This is my character!
Fan: I don't see your signature.
Artist: You cropped it out...
Fan: Report my account then. I dare you.
Artist: *Reports account*
Artist: This is my character, but she's...green.
Fan: Therefore, she's my character.
Fan: *Makes an awful comment*
Artist: What the fuck...
Other fan: It was probably a typo...
Artist: *Makes a post that encourages comments*
Post: 3 Comments - 100 Retweets - 3000 Likes
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, what should I draw?
*Character no one knows or character everyone knows*
Poll: 1%-99%
Artist: *Makes a non-art post*
Fans: Hmm? You say somethin'? Where's the boobs?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, I need your deciding something...
*Obvious answer they want you to pick or why would you pick this answer*
Poll: 100%-0%
Artist: Thanks for helping me with this tough decision.
Artist: *Draws a fetish*
Fan: So, what I'm understanding from this is that you'll only draw this from now on, right?
Artist: *Notices mistake after posting an hour later*
Artist: Sorry, I had to fix a glaring mistake.
Fans: What mistake?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: Which should I focus on?
*Animation or regular drawings?*
Poll: 50-50
Artist: *Suddenly disappears from internet*
Fan: So, I got a request.
Onto the flipside
Artist: *Makes tons of generally tame nsfw art*
Artist: *Suddenly posts a far too great amount of netorare*
Artist: *Has been drawing exclusively females*
Artist: Welp. Time to start drawing only males now.
Artist: *Makes a character*
Artist: This character will have sex with anyone.
Fan: Do you have any hetero-
Artist: No.
Artist: *Draw a thicc female*
Fan: Cool. Surely they have more art of women.
Artist: There was and only will be, one.
Artist: *Draw a wife*
Fan: So, she's gonna have sex with her husband, right?
Artist: *Laughs in ntr*
Fan: Awesome! Now draw ________. Thanks.
Artist: Look at this OC I made!
Fan: Hey, let me see that... ...Hey everyone! Look at this OC I made!
Artist: I don't do requests.
Fan: So, I got a request...
Artist: This commission will be...
Fan: Wait. You want me to PAY you?
Artist: Please don't roleplay my characters.
Fan: Your character suddenly loves snuff.
Artist: I DO NOT do requests.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Artist: WHAT?!
Fan: ...So I got a request.
Artist: Hey, I drew some SFW. Pretty proud of it.
Fan: ...Huh? What?
Artist: ...I also drew a naked butt...
Fan: Masterpiece! Glorious! I've already jerked to this twelve times!
Artist: Hey! This is my character!
Fan: I don't see your signature.
Artist: You cropped it out...
Fan: Report my account then. I dare you.
Artist: *Reports account*
Artist: This is my character, but she's...green.
Fan: Therefore, she's my character.
Fan: *Makes an awful comment*
Artist: What the fuck...
Other fan: It was probably a typo...
Artist: *Makes a post that encourages comments*
Post: 3 Comments - 100 Retweets - 3000 Likes
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, what should I draw?
*Character no one knows or character everyone knows*
Poll: 1%-99%
Artist: *Makes a non-art post*
Fans: Hmm? You say somethin'? Where's the boobs?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, I need your deciding something...
*Obvious answer they want you to pick or why would you pick this answer*
Poll: 100%-0%
Artist: Thanks for helping me with this tough decision.
Artist: *Draws a fetish*
Fan: So, what I'm understanding from this is that you'll only draw this from now on, right?
Artist: *Notices mistake after posting an hour later*
Artist: Sorry, I had to fix a glaring mistake.
Fans: What mistake?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: Which should I focus on?
*Animation or regular drawings?*
Poll: 50-50
Artist: *Suddenly disappears from internet*
Fan: So, I got a request.
Onto the flipside
Artist: *Makes tons of generally tame nsfw art*
Artist: *Suddenly posts a far too great amount of netorare*
Artist: *Has been drawing exclusively females*
Artist: Welp. Time to start drawing only males now.
Artist: *Makes a character*
Artist: This character will have sex with anyone.
Fan: Do you have any hetero-
Artist: No.
Artist: *Draw a thicc female*
Fan: Cool. Surely they have more art of women.
Artist: There was and only will be, one.
Artist: *Draw a wife*
Fan: So, she's gonna have sex with her husband, right?
Artist: *Laughs in ntr*
I have never played Smash Ultimate online once...
Posted 5 years agoI feel as though I'm dodging a bullet by doing so...
Jolly ol' Chris T. Mus
Posted 5 years agoOh look! A message from Chris T. Mus! It reads:
"Greetings. This is Chris T. Mus writing to wish you a very happy holidays. This year hasn't been the nicest on everyone, but I'd like you reassure you by saying that it can only get better from here. We've hit rock bottom and now the only place we can go, is up. Things have been the same over here. Nothing's changed much. We got some snow, but even more rain sadly. So the whole setting hasn't been very christmas-y, but it doesn't have to be. We make do with what we've been dealt.
Well, I hope you're doing well. I am. Well, it's more like 'fine' than 'well', but it's fine. Actually, I know you're doing well. How do I know? Well, I have my ways.
Have a great rest of your day and from a very wary Chris T. Mus to you, have a very merry Christmas."
......Who's Chris T. Mus again? And what did he mean by "I have my ways"? ......Throw the letter in the garbage, lock the doors and windows and start searching the house. Now.
"Greetings. This is Chris T. Mus writing to wish you a very happy holidays. This year hasn't been the nicest on everyone, but I'd like you reassure you by saying that it can only get better from here. We've hit rock bottom and now the only place we can go, is up. Things have been the same over here. Nothing's changed much. We got some snow, but even more rain sadly. So the whole setting hasn't been very christmas-y, but it doesn't have to be. We make do with what we've been dealt.
Well, I hope you're doing well. I am. Well, it's more like 'fine' than 'well', but it's fine. Actually, I know you're doing well. How do I know? Well, I have my ways.
Have a great rest of your day and from a very wary Chris T. Mus to you, have a very merry Christmas."
......Who's Chris T. Mus again? And what did he mean by "I have my ways"? ......Throw the letter in the garbage, lock the doors and windows and start searching the house. Now.
I ate one of my teeth once.
Posted 5 years agoI was around 10.
My older sister and I went to the movie theatre to watch a movie called Rango. I recall going there with a very loose tooth. Instead of popcorn, I got some ice cream. I was pretty absorbed in the movie and completely forgot about my tooth. Once the movie was over and we we're exiting the theatre, I checked on my loose tooth and it was gone. I was pretty confused and the only explanation I can fathom was that I ate my tooth along with the ice cream somehow without noticing.
And that's the end of the story. Good night.
My older sister and I went to the movie theatre to watch a movie called Rango. I recall going there with a very loose tooth. Instead of popcorn, I got some ice cream. I was pretty absorbed in the movie and completely forgot about my tooth. Once the movie was over and we we're exiting the theatre, I checked on my loose tooth and it was gone. I was pretty confused and the only explanation I can fathom was that I ate my tooth along with the ice cream somehow without noticing.
And that's the end of the story. Good night.
As a Little Mac main-
Posted 5 years agoHm? That means nothing? Oh, okay...
There's simply not enough of "male on futa"
Posted 5 years agoAnd far too much of the opposite.
And that's my opinion, yo.
And that's my opinion, yo.
Following an artist.
Posted 5 years agoMe: Wow, they draw a lot of fine women.
*Follow*
Them: Hello everyone, I'm now apparently only drawing males.
*Sadness*
*Follow*
Them: Hello everyone, I'm now apparently only drawing males.
*Sadness*
Neon green is an ugly colour for ocs.
Posted 5 years agoYou see it far too often.
Let's make the perfect futa oc.
Posted 5 years agoOkay, first we start with a female body. Pretty average. Nice breasts. Good butt. Let's continue.
Next we add a penis... There we go. And aw heck, let's add some balls to go along with the penis, why don't we?
A futa. But she's not complete. We need to make this futa perfect. This one? She's too small. Let's bulk her up...
Muscles. Muscular. Nice. But she's not tall enough. I think somewhere between 9 and 10 feet is good.
She's taller now. And I know what you're thinking, "Why's her penis so tiny?" I agree. A 10 inch penis is simply too small. It has to be at minimum 30 inch. So, let's increase the size... Now we have to increase the balls to match...
There. A larger penis and balls. ......Hmm...... Hm? "What's wrong?" you say? I'm debating on whether or not to add a vagina... "Do it?" alrighty then.
Vagina added. She's coming out pretty nice, eh? Hm? "What about her assets?" Y'know what? That's a good point. Those DD breasts are practically tiny. Let's increase 'em.
Z cup. Surely the last letter of the alphabet will make a great breast size. And you don't need to say it, I'm increasing her butt too. Don't worry.
I think a little tiny bit smaller than her breasts is sufficient.
There. Perfect...............
............Now that I look at her...... This isn't correct. She has to be perfect. Not this. This isn't perfect. We added too much. "Too much?" you ask? Yes. That exists. Allow me to show you.
You see that vagina? Why would a futa ever use that? It's pointless. So let's get rid of it.
And you see that anus? Pointless too. Everyone know that a futa never bottoms. Get rid of that cursed anus.
Mouth? Mouths are for bottoms to use. She's not a bottom. Get rid of that mouth.
And breasts? Aesthetics are nice and all, but we're aiming for perfection. We all know a futa would never use her breasts. She's not a bottom. 86 'em.
And that huge butt? Huge butts only belong on femboys and no one else, least of all a futa. Flatten it and get rid of it.
And now that I think of it *unintelligible mumbling* and why would she ever have *unintelligible mumbling* she's a futa for fuck's sake! Get rid of *unintelligible mumbling* and then get rid of *unintelligible mumbling* and finally get rid of............Done!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the perfect futa oc:
A huge penis.
Thank you. Thank you. It was an honor to teach you all what the perfect futa oc is......Huh?...What do you mean it's wrong?.........Oh, I see.
I forgot the massive balls. There. Now's it's finished:
A huge penis with massive balls. The perfect futa oc.
Next we add a penis... There we go. And aw heck, let's add some balls to go along with the penis, why don't we?
A futa. But she's not complete. We need to make this futa perfect. This one? She's too small. Let's bulk her up...
Muscles. Muscular. Nice. But she's not tall enough. I think somewhere between 9 and 10 feet is good.
She's taller now. And I know what you're thinking, "Why's her penis so tiny?" I agree. A 10 inch penis is simply too small. It has to be at minimum 30 inch. So, let's increase the size... Now we have to increase the balls to match...
There. A larger penis and balls. ......Hmm...... Hm? "What's wrong?" you say? I'm debating on whether or not to add a vagina... "Do it?" alrighty then.
Vagina added. She's coming out pretty nice, eh? Hm? "What about her assets?" Y'know what? That's a good point. Those DD breasts are practically tiny. Let's increase 'em.
Z cup. Surely the last letter of the alphabet will make a great breast size. And you don't need to say it, I'm increasing her butt too. Don't worry.
I think a little tiny bit smaller than her breasts is sufficient.
There. Perfect...............
............Now that I look at her...... This isn't correct. She has to be perfect. Not this. This isn't perfect. We added too much. "Too much?" you ask? Yes. That exists. Allow me to show you.
You see that vagina? Why would a futa ever use that? It's pointless. So let's get rid of it.
And you see that anus? Pointless too. Everyone know that a futa never bottoms. Get rid of that cursed anus.
Mouth? Mouths are for bottoms to use. She's not a bottom. Get rid of that mouth.
And breasts? Aesthetics are nice and all, but we're aiming for perfection. We all know a futa would never use her breasts. She's not a bottom. 86 'em.
And that huge butt? Huge butts only belong on femboys and no one else, least of all a futa. Flatten it and get rid of it.
And now that I think of it *unintelligible mumbling* and why would she ever have *unintelligible mumbling* she's a futa for fuck's sake! Get rid of *unintelligible mumbling* and then get rid of *unintelligible mumbling* and finally get rid of............Done!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the perfect futa oc:
A huge penis.
Thank you. Thank you. It was an honor to teach you all what the perfect futa oc is......Huh?...What do you mean it's wrong?.........Oh, I see.
I forgot the massive balls. There. Now's it's finished:
A huge penis with massive balls. The perfect futa oc.
I'm bored so... Everyone I play in Smash.
Posted 5 years agoUltimate:
Little Mac
Ike
Young Link
Chrom
Simon
Wii Fit Trainer
Cloud
Robin
Incineroar
Terry
Marth
Roy
Lucina
Sheik
Link
Smash 4:
Little Mac
Ike
Marth
(Pretty much no one else)
Melee and Brawl:
Pretty much exclusively Marth
Smash 64:
......Link? I guess...
Little Mac
Ike
Young Link
Chrom
Simon
Wii Fit Trainer
Cloud
Robin
Incineroar
Terry
Marth
Roy
Lucina
Sheik
Link
Smash 4:
Little Mac
Ike
Marth
(Pretty much no one else)
Melee and Brawl:
Pretty much exclusively Marth
Smash 64:
......Link? I guess...
Why do people visit my profile?
Posted 5 years agoI mean, I don't really see why.
Sheik > Zelda
Posted 5 years agoOkay, hear me out:
Posted 5 years agoYou do it again, but without the whole "ntr" thing. Cool? ...Leave? Oh, okay...
Okay, do it again but-
Posted 5 years agoSwap the male with a female. Okay? Go.
A rarity nowadays:
Posted 5 years agoBotW Link but he isn't a femboy.
Idle thoughts.
Posted 5 years agoI wonder what the reaction would be if animals knew of humans sexualizing them...
Lucario's chest spike.
Posted 5 years agoPorn artist: I'mma pretend I didn't see that...
Imma gonna say it:
Posted 5 years agoBlood and porn do not mix.
Renamon.
Posted 5 years agoNgl, she looks really weird without breasts.
I didn't have digimon growing up, so looking at renamon's actual (non-porn) design, she looks incredibly weird without big ol' breasts.
I didn't have digimon growing up, so looking at renamon's actual (non-porn) design, she looks incredibly weird without big ol' breasts.
Three types of art on the front page:
Posted 5 years ago1. YCHs.
2. Ref sheets.
3. Interesting...art...
2. Ref sheets.
3. Interesting...art...
Butts are great...
Posted 5 years agoBut not when they're on males...
[NSFW] One can dream...
Posted 5 years agoA submissive muscular futa... They don't exist, but one can dream...
Hellowaan.
Posted 5 years ago'Tis a day of great joy. To see the singers and their children stroll across the street. They come to your doorstep and sing a wonderful song and-... Huh? ... It's not Christmas, yet? ... Could've sworn it was. ... Uh... Merry Halloween to all and to all-... What? ... That's wrong? ... ... ... Boo.
Just an idle thought.
Posted 5 years agoI love the idea of terrifyingly demonic creature who looks like she'll consume both you and your soul, but she's actually very motherly and just wants some love. She loves getting hugs and cuddles.
The first time I played Minecraft.
Posted 5 years agoI looked at an enderman and it teleported in front of me and scared the shit out of me.
Also, I hid inside a house while a spider was on the roof and was too scared to leave.
(I think this was when villages were just introduced to the game or something, I don't know, it's been a while).
Also, I hid inside a house while a spider was on the roof and was too scared to leave.
(I think this was when villages were just introduced to the game or something, I don't know, it's been a while).
