chuck norris is in his 70's?

he told me so on an infomercial...

ALSO! whenever i get off my lazy bum, i'm gonna start posting costumes that i've been working on!

[KEY]:
(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.
(?) Never seen.

Anal on Males (++) i like the buttsex!
Anal on Females (-)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (--)
Weight Gain (-)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (++)
Leather (+++)
Stockings (+++) YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
Shoe/Boots (+++)
Suit and Tie (+++) well i suppose it depends on whos wearing it
Muscle, Male (+) Lean/toned muscle only
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (++)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---) FUCK NO NO NO! (thank you daggah!!)
Transformation (~)
Macro/Micro (~) size play can be fun, but meh...
Impregnation (~)
Pregnancy (~)
Lactation (---)
Anal Vore (---) not big on any vore, no eating like that please!
Soul Vore (---)
Cock Vore (---)
Standard Soft Vore (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (---) oh god EILEEN!NOOOOOOOO!!!
Incest (~) depends (wesley twins porn= yes)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (+++) any sort of sex is fun!
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (+++) only in the buttsex gay way plz
Butch Girls (~) depends again
Mind Control (?)
Rape (~) depends, mostly no
Uniform (+++)
Orgy (++)
Subbing/Doming (+++)
Biting (+++) but im sensitive!!!
Cheesecake (?) wha? O.o
Solo Masturbation; Male (+)
Solo Masturbation; Female (+)
Scat (---) nooooo!
Inflation (---)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Tech (+)
Watersports (~) havent seen enough...
Glasses (+++)
Tentacles (+) >_> maybe...
Oviposition (?)....wha?!?
Masochism (+++)
Sadism (+++)
Multiple body parts (---)
Partial Nudity (+++)
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (--)
Zoophilia (---)
Electricity (~) hm, shocking...
She-males (+)
Cross-dressing (+++)
Skunk spray (---)
Oral (+) aaaand.....*blushes*.......im so weird
Asphyxiation (~)
Wet-look (++)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--)
Sinking (--)
Spooge (+)
Body Paint (++)
Plants (-)
Tickling (~) no tickling the bunny though!!





so, i apparently have clothing fetishes...whos suprised? ^_^ kk



oh and ive never posted before?!?!? O.o