We all have to move around sometimes.

In online communities, it seems to be no different. We develop into something online that we may have not intended, or a personality we create for a specific set of websites and what not becomes more dominant than the original.

Other times, it's for other reasons, but those given suffice for now.

Needless to say, I will be moving accounts.

I will not be hard to find. Really.

ATTN: RABID FANBOY. CRITIQUE AND RANDOM BITCHING FOLLOWS, SO STFU.


I'm sorry, but this has been a bit of a disappointment so far.

The dialogue is stilted, the animations are so-so, the characters are shallow and trite.

The plus side? It looks pretty.


Where's the story? Where's the game? Where's ... my Final Fantasy?

C'mon Enix. Get your blood sucking fangs out of my Square!

Yeah.... did you see the html diarrhea? Looks like this will be the only place I post my stories.

There are a few times when I come across something so interestingly momentous in my half-drunken and insomniac driven Google binges that I have to share it.

One ... had to be the "Mormon Jesus" remix of "Can't Touch This"

Another ... A search of "Cinderella" for a certain sexy Cinderella painting yielded unexpected fruit.

It's fun to find this stuff, really.

I've been asked before about what I use to create my written works. Some people assume that I use some sort of Microsoft product, but as most of us can attest to, shelling out $300 for a word processing program (or suite of office products) is not my idea of a productive way to spend that kind of money.

Same thing for my digital art in my galleries. I don't have the $300 to $500 to shell out for Adobe, or Poser, or the thousands required for something like Maya.

Instead, I have to settle for some back-woods, Podunk, unheard of softwares like The GIMP for my photo editing, Blender for my 3d modeling, and OpenOffice.org for my word processing.

The wonderful part about each of these is: Free (as in beer)!!! Followed, of course, by the Open Source Software concept, free (as in beer), and an excellent community of support for each one. (Did I mention that they were free (as in beer)?).

If you're kinda strapped, and need something to play around with... take a look at these wonderful alternatives to costly software!

I'm going on vacation, starting this Friday. I'll be driving to Kansas City for a few days just to bum around and see what's going on. Probably won't do much but chill in the hotel room.

So...I'm looking for a reference. I need some pictures of bun buns ... in leather jackets. Yeah, I know ... strange, right? A search of google gave me the usual pile of bullshit and nothing else. Not even close. A search of FA gave me 10 hits on the phrase "Rabbit in leather jacket". I got a halfway decent sketch that I honestly couldn't use. Nothing against it, it's just not suitable for my purpose.

I guess my challenge would be this:

A brown lop rabbit in blue-jeans, white t-shirt, leather jacket. Wears his ears like long hair. Smoker. For the picture's purpose, the cigarette would be in the right paw, being held up with the other arm crossed under the right elbow. Leaning against the front of an old theatre's ticket window after closing time. Out beyond the Bijou it's night, and it's raining...hard. I can possibly make a reference pic of the pose if needed.

If you are an artist that is interested in this, please let me know what you'd charge for

1) Pencil Sketch
2) Inked Outline
3) Full Colour
4) Full Colour with described background.

Thank you.

Simply because I do not have the time to thank everyone that's faved the recent artwork and/or watched me recently individually, I'm sending out a massive thank you, via Journal.

To everyone (31 watches, 74 favs).


Thank you!

See Prevous

Ok... I just got disappointed like a bride newly married to an eunuch with ED.

The system I ordered?


DOA.

Yeah. DO FUCKING A.

Cracked the case, checked the connections, made sure the plug was hot, made sure the power supply was switched on, made sure the "120/240" switch was "120".

...

Tried everything again...

Oh... green light on the Mobo when I turn on the power....

*pushes switch*

*click*

...

...

...

...

Nothing.


*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!*

*Calls newegg and gets another fucking RMA*

I have ordered a new computer, and it's scheduled for delivery tomorrow.

This is not my first try with this, as last week, in fact, I ordered a computer from newegg that was built by ibuypower. I received the box and everything (for the most part ... more on that in a bit.) worked immediately out of the box. I plugged in a wireless N card and commenced to downloading windows patches and WoW updates. It worked fine for 24 hours, until ... *blink* ... an unprovoked and random reboot.

Hmm... Ok, just keep trucking. Hadn't happened before... probably the power browning. Happens somewhat frequently here.

Log back in... get going again... Fifteen minutes ... *blink* ... another reboot.

Ok... this is odd. Check temperature of mainboard... No problems, running at 45°C...well with in tolerances. *shrug* Keep on going.

Installed Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum.... no problems... start game... dink around with stuff.... start a park... play for 20 min.... *blink* reboot...

Ok, let's try something different. *digs in the CMOS and shuts off the vanity splash screen crap* ... reboots to watch the POST.

Ah HAH!

As the memory counted up, there's a slight, but SIGNIFICANT pause at 3327 mb.

The memory's corrupt. *shrug* Ok, call newegg and hope for a repair RMA ... or buy two new memory modules that I may be stuck with? They have a 'NO REFUNDS ... NO EXCEPTIONS' policy on systems such as I bought, but they will repair a system. Heck with it, I got the RMA.

You know what? That was the last system they had on the shelf. They didn't replace it with anything else... they refunded my money. Every last penny. So much for 'NO EXCEPTIONS'. Not that I'm complaining. But just to be sure, I call customer support and confirm that I saw all of my money credited back to my account. It was no accident. Since it was the last one on the shelf and they didn't have anything to replace the system with, they just opted to refund my money instead of sending me a similar system.

So... with my cash back in hand, I purchased the system linked above. It has similar stats to the other one, with a couple of improvements. Unfortunately, I couldn't get the sweet deal I had before and wound up paying $200 more. Oh well, one extra paycheck.

Needless to say, I'll be back in Second Life very soon.

Stolen blatantly from  chrisgoodwin

Interesting. Though I didn't put my real name in....had to Spell my name in the correct Spanish to get a hit on it.

A) Your name? Hueva

1. <mexican word> for Lazzyness
"Vas Ir A La Escuela?" "No Me Da Hueva"
"Are You Going To School?" "no I Have Lazzyness"


B) Your age? 34

1. Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89. The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top view of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
"I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday."


C) One of your friends? Jenny

1. Is the shorter version of Jennifer, which means beautiful girl
"what is your name?"
"Beautiful girl otherwise known as Jenny"


D) What should you be doing? Writing

1. A kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.

"What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing"

E) Favorite color? Purple

1. purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
"Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!"

F) Birthplace? Toledo OH

1. Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!
"Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river." "Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river" "

G) Month of birth? September

1. A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
"I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!"


H) Last person you talked to? Mark

1. noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.
"This town has a lot of marks."


I) One of your nicknames? Bubba

1. A homosexual gay beast who finds men's bums attractive and must rape them, and will suck your cock until it drops off.

If you see this man, you must run. Do not attempt to fight back, for he'll only overpower you with his bear's strength and trunk of a cock.

Bubba's North Highland base resides in the "abandoned" ScotRail carriage maintenance depot in Inverness.

Do not show off your homophobic feelings, he has Bubba Patrols all over the world who will find you. They will take you to Bubba, who will bum you to death.

Bubba's Generals are Ricardo, Jazz Horny, Smoochy and Hugsy Bear. And don't forget the "I need sex" guy and Dong.

He will not die. You must protect yourself with the Ass Blocker 3000. And avoid the Golden Surfer at all costs.

Bubba is 7 feet tall, 500lbs, hairy, bald headed, has a little girl's voice and walks around naked. He is very homosexual. Beware!!! Especially you men with gigantic bums.
"Bubba's gonna get ya!"

Let me start this off by saying: I am an animal control officer for a local city here in Texas. I have pets of my own, to include a cat, a dog and a horse. I've had guinea pigs (caveys) as a kid. I love animals...but don't get me wrong. I'm no tree-hugging retarded PITA member.

This is my opinion of the kind of hair-brained stuff that PITA would help dream up.

Anti-HR669 Video
Anti-HR669 Website

My political duties would be amiss if I did not provide supportive websites for this bill, but I can not find any.

At the most, I can post neutral ones and links to the actual bill.

HR 669 Actual Bill
Bill Tracker

By this journal, I am trying to inform you of what I believe to be a bad idea for government.

If you live in the United States, please help in whatever way you can to defeat this bill. Thank you.

Wow. A nice site if you care for music that won't cost you a dime to do anything but download it, (since bandwidth isn't exactly free...unless you are lucky enough to live next to a wi-fi hotspot) Arr!!! Anyway, if you're looking for something to match your latest animation, film strip, or just something nifty to play in the background of an office slide show presentation, may I suggest perusing jamendo? I was quite surprised to find a few nuggets that I'd like to put in the background at certain points when I'm committing a short story or two to audio.

Hey...it beats having the RIAA cramming a baseball bat up your tailpipe for looking at a file-sharing program.

Peripherals. Specifically the Human Interface Device kind. For the non-geek, we call them mice, trackballs, keyboards, cameras, tablets, etc. Something that allows the human to interface with the computer.

Today, I had to wander up to the local Best Buy and snag me a new trackball. No big deal, right?

Wrong!!!

The last time I had to buy one of these things was probably 5 years ago. In that time, the poor thing has seen its fair share of use and abuse. In that time, also, technology has done strange things to mice...and trackballs alike. Now they come with more buttons and functions on them than most keyboards! Oh well. At least I was able to find and replace my old trackball with an exact model.

Yeah, I hear you... "What about cordless!!! It's like uber cool!"

Wrong!!!

1) Batteries are expensive
2) Cordless models have a delay in response time that give it a "mushy" feel in FPS style games.

Anyway...

tl;dr --> new trackball.

[RANT]
Ever have this issue?

You spend about 10 to 15 minutes crafting a paragraph or three in a collaborated story, whether it be a yiff or otherwise, and have the recipricant consistantly return something that amounts to a sentence?

*sigh*

Come on people... This is why my submission schedule has gone to hell in a handbasket. This is why I've stopped frequenting the Mucks, the Moos, the Muds, Furcadia, Second Life ...

Get it together!

Put some thought, love, caring, and dedication into your craft. If you are going to write, then by goodness ... WRITE.
[/RANT]

I submit comments and criticism from time to time. I like to think I phrase these opinions as intelligently and helpful as possible. Some should just learn to take them for what they are. Opinions.

tl;dr --> LOL DRAMA!!!

It was kind of exciting to log into FurAffinity and see my in-box full of new watches, comments, shouts, wiggles, giggles, and what not. But, now that it's calmed down, I think I'm liking it just as well. I can totally see the point of people who spend oodles of dollars on artwork to keep the comments flowing. (Not that it's a bad thing. I fully believe in direct artist support).

So. .... yeah.... just my thoughts.

 vera

One person of many different alts. She has at least four different accounts on FurAffinity and each one sees regular use. She is an artist of high caliber with an excellent grasp of form, biology, function, and colour. Tends to use wild, clashing, and some would say garish colour palettes, but they work for the characters and subject matter. Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing with that tablet.

Give her a look-see. You won't be disappointed.

As one can see, there are several new stories to peruse and enjoy across a wide variety of tastes, genres and species. As always, I thank the watchers, new and old for being patient with me. If you're just tuning in for the first time, may I suggest reading the other stories I've posted?

Please, don't forget to comment! I'm always looking for suggestions on how I can improve.

Yeah, I know I haven't done much recently, but trust me, I'm going to be releasing a few stories in the upcoming weeks. I hope you do enjoy them. Thank you for being so patient with me.

On another note, for those who have read "Operation Moreau" ... there's an update in the works. Believe it or not. I just have to finish some research and I'll get back to writing.


Thanks again.

~Heuva.

Have you ever desired a unique story with you in the spotlight?

Well, now you can! Sit back and relax while a personal adventure is crafted for your enjoyment. From the sensual to the sublime, most topics and situations are available. Let us help you dream.

Price List:

1.) 1 to 1,000 words: 1.00 Linden per word.
2.) 1,001 to 2,500 words: 0.85 Linden per word.
3.) 2,501 to 5,000 words: 0.66 Linden per word.
4.) 5,001 to 10,000 words: 0.50 Linden per word.
5.) 10,001 and up: Personal negotiation required.

Each 1,000 words is approximately 2 pages and is dependant on spoken conversations.

The Author will make an attempt to limit the commission to the agreed amount and not charge for reasonable overruns (up to +33%). Substantial overruns may require additional payment at a rate level that is 50% of the total overrun's word count minus the initial 33%.
**Example: Customer orders a 1,000 word story. Due to subject matter, the author is unable to fit the story into the agreed limit and writes a 2,500 word story. The first 33% of the 1,000 words is free. The additional 1,167 words would be paid for at half the 0.85 Linden rate for a total bill of 1,502 Linden.

All fractional amounts are rounded (5/4) to the nearest whole Linden.

The Customer will receive several copies of the story:
1.) One (1) copy in note card format, full permissions, in Second Life.
2.) One (1) copy in text format, e-mailed to Customer.
3.) One (1) copy in PDF format, e-mailed to Customer.

Other formats are available providing Open Office can save to it!

http://www.freewebs.com/huevadoches
http://www.yiffstar.com
http://www.furaffinty.org

Also published in PlayFoxx Issues #8 and #9.

** Rules:
1.) NO "Cub sex" or other sexual age-play. Sexual situations must be limited to characters 16 years of age or older. Adults with adults, teens with teens. No teens with adults.
2.) Customer agrees that the Author may, at his discretion, upload the story to any or all of the above mentioned websites OR published in PlayFoxx (+) unless Customer specifically forbids the uploading and/or publication.
3.) At this time, payment is expected on delivery of story.

Please allow a minimum of 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.


(+) There is no guarantee of publication in Playfoxx. If the story is rejected, it will be placed on the websites. If it is accepted, the Customer will receive a 200 Linden gift from the Author to purchase the magazine. Playfoxx slots are extremely limited and will require acceptance of a specific theme.

Figuring it out.....bored out of my gourd....

I took a look at the FA Code section and came up with this:


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For those of you who don't know me, I'm Heuvadoches Naumova on Second Life. Shouts to Lucah (Love your avatar, hon. I've customized the tar out of it. Thank you so much for providing it.). I'm a DJ at the Rainbow Tiger on Rainbow Tiger Island. You can find me there most times. If I'm online, give me a hollar and I'll return your messages. Don't be upset if I don't return it right away as I idle a lot when at work or sleeping.

Mostly, I write furotica, but have a few things to scan in...eventually. Nothing furry yet in the artwork department.

I'm enjoying the submissions by the other artists so far. Thank you one and all for contributing to this wonderful community.