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Posted 11 months agoElephant character fanfics?
Posted 3 years agoIf I make a fart story of preexisting elephant character, what would you like?
Few examples:
Officer Pennington (Zootopia)
Ms. Jumbo (Dumbo)
Few examples:
Officer Pennington (Zootopia)
Ms. Jumbo (Dumbo)
Elephant farts Preference Poll
Posted 3 years agoHow big do you want elephant farts to be in my fics? Comment down below.
Realistic: seconds of fart, 1 minute at max.
Hyper: frequent minutes of building filling farts
Super-Hyper: easily minutes, sometimes hours of farts that can fill entire savannah.
Unlimited: fart as much as they want. Hours or days.
Cosmic: farts that can destroy planets and anything.
Realistic: seconds of fart, 1 minute at max.
Hyper: frequent minutes of building filling farts
Super-Hyper: easily minutes, sometimes hours of farts that can fill entire savannah.
Unlimited: fart as much as they want. Hours or days.
Cosmic: farts that can destroy planets and anything.
What format should I save fictions with
Posted 3 years agoTxt file - viewable on the site, but no bold text, different font, etc
Rtf/docx file - have to download to view, but more features
Considering elephants' farts are very big, I'd like to put in rtf file to bold, but I want to hear your opinions.
Rtf/docx file - have to download to view, but more features
Considering elephants' farts are very big, I'd like to put in rtf file to bold, but I want to hear your opinions.
Appreciate Elephants, the natural hyperfarter
Posted 3 years agoHey, did you know herbivores fart A LOT because bacterias produce a lot of methane while breaking down cellulose?
For elephants, most of this fermentation occurs in cecum and large intestine, which means that they flatulence most of their gas out.
Since elephants eat so much, they produce roughly 2000 LITERS OF FART PER DAY, in real life! That's 2000 times more than human, and enough to fuel a car for 32km! Imagine them releasing all of this at once.
For elephants, most of this fermentation occurs in cecum and large intestine, which means that they flatulence most of their gas out.
Since elephants eat so much, they produce roughly 2000 LITERS OF FART PER DAY, in real life! That's 2000 times more than human, and enough to fuel a car for 32km! Imagine them releasing all of this at once.
