so I just got a message from my girlfriend and she was like Im not busy tomorrow.... want to do a vid call? and I was like yeah of course I love to see you and she was like do you have a bottle? I was like ummm I can get one lol? She was like I have one too lets see who pee the longest lol. sexy hawt and soooo naughty would love to see who win hehe

:D

those are some good waffles :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5187055

yaaay Im now 23 yrs old xD

I failed D: because of the dumbest mistake D: but I wont mention it cuz its dumb lol good thing I pass the 2nd test now I just need to retake the first test

Nervous? A little. Im more worried about getting a job after once I do pass lol my skillz is below paw

I have to say one of my favorite fursona is this character :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5127474/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5101472/

hey gais come all and all is welcome to join very simple instructions to follow and you have a chance to win 100 dollars O_O; not 10 20 30 but 100 thats crazy generous :D *stolen "someone's saying*

come check tis furry out

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Totally :3

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning would be nice but night would probably be the best time with candle light and blind play and *drools*

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of them >:D Im a bed hogger. (depends whichever side is cooler I guess)

4. Do you masturbate?
Too often for you to know ;3

5. How often? Lately?
Usually only once when I feel the need sex fantasy with my girlfriend.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I might do this considering its a sexy idea but it really depends on the situation

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both because both provides many many possibilities

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I tried masturbating in the shower and it doesnt work well. I can't seem to reach climax that or either I been masturbating too much the previous day. Bath time is always nice for masturbation it feels nice

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I usually do solo unless its a story I wrote then I'll share with my girlfriend

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Im totally submissive but if I have to I'll be dominate. The idea isn't too appealing in my eyes.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Totally hope she'll say the same to me

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I have very few friends I talk to

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love Naturally but from what I hear or read before I have to agree loving a lazy person is just a nono although I am one xD I gotta get some jobz soon or else I won't officially announce we dating

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I'll do a little change here and say my most naughty fantasies
~getting peed on~
~Getting fucked by a human hybrid dog whos a herm~
~Me being on bottom as my girl grind and hop on my waist~

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I guess once but he totally got kicked out after everyone reported him for showing his dick in public places.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Waiting for the moment but only when everything is doing well

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
boomie

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope if that includes masturbation, then again there were close calls so I guess yes?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I wish

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nope love me girlfreind

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
boomie

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope and hopefully never will lol but idk maybe a guy isnt too bad

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Boomie

24. What's your sexuality?
Leaning Bi to be honest shhh dont tell anyone :P

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
mmmmmmm sounds like a sexy masturbation spot and exciting

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I would totally do this considering my peeing fetish :P

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
If there was no cameras and such Im totally up for it. Totally exciting

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Only adult magazines but I do wish I could get some sex toys

29. Bought something from an adult store?
only books like I said above

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Home made toys count right? but I do want an inflatable dog knot cock. Those are sexy

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I want tons if that counts

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Both actually and just recently :3 guess who the lucky person was and she loved it~

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I can totally see myself messing up not gonna lie xD

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I want to

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Its a good way to pass time :3 but I hardly do it anymore

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
no idea what this mean but I would do oral sex I mean its just sexy

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
on my back and getting humped

38. What's your favorite sex act?
mmmm since I never done it I dont really know but I think both party being inside each other and then peeing sounds hawt. If not then just sex I guess?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, and never will unless my partner does it first

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
My peeing fetish friends :3

who here has this fetish o3o just wanna check who has it. if youre too embarassed send me a note :P

As some, if not many, of you know, I'm from England.

In September last year, a petition of 115,000 signatures (including 140 MPs) was delivered to David Cameron, our Prime Minister. The petition was calling for the flat blocking of pornographic material across all ISP (internet service provider) networks, UNLESS the householder opts out, thus turning off the filter (and if, when contacted by their ISP, the householder ignores or forgets to opt out)

This would mean that, aside all other adult websites being blocked, no search engines would bring back any adult results... and worse for all of us, it would mean that FurAffinity, as a site containing a lot of adult material, would be instantly blocked to everyone in England.

So please, I urge everyone who is or knows a Britfur to spread the word and let EVERYONE know about this problem.

If anyone knows a petition to remove this legislation, please spread it around!

Many thanks for your time.

Oh and cuteness picture right down here I think you should show to all he/she so cute!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/111...../#cid:72202183

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I'm in love with your cat). I think I realized it when you (Last year when you peed your pants)(In your car) and I saw you(Carve your initials into)(The elephant in the corner). I'm sure you're (Cowardly) enough to understand (That I may pee my pants). I'm returning your (Your toe ring) but keeping () as a memory. You should also know that I () and (I love Oprah).

(Go milk a cow),


***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)


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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor

Im in the mood of seeing tons of cute pictures xD maybe cuz I thinking I want a baby :3 and no me gf isnt preggy xD

So i spent like an hour fishing and no sharks or anything. By the time I reach full inventory I didn't even realize because it was a very slow day lol barely fishes and when I overcatched I drop a cheap fish for a better one ONLY to find out the shark spawned right next to me and the fish I tossed away scared him awway Dx

Gamble one dollar for 100 words story :D if 25 people enter it'll be a 200 word story

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Come here for a chance of a free story. (has High chance of your fetish here :D)

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I am an idiot because I did not realise that *paid* raffles are against the rules. I know I've seen them here before, but apparently I wasn't supposed to. ANYWAY!
Let's try this again, shall we?

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The First place winner will win 50$ to spend on:
- A 25 in. regular yarn tail with 2 colors (if the winner wants another color it can be added for a little extra)
- A pair of fursuit paws in white, mid grey or black with regular pawpads in the color of their choice (if the winner wants airbrushing, or another fur color, etc it can also be added for a little more).
- Any art adding up to $50. Want 5 badges? a few sketches and some icons? Want a full color piece with a background? Want a reference sheet? It's entirely up to you.

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RULES
Every person that comments on this journal will get a number.
-To get a number, you must paste the contents of this journal (just to the end of the rules) to your own journal and link back. After you have done this, you will be given a number.
- If you commented on my last journal, you already have the maximum amount of entries.
- At the end of the raffle, a number will be selected at with a random number generator.
- Want to increase your chances? You can post a pink to this journal with the title Free 50$ Art raffle to Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook. For each site, you get an extra number. You can have a maximum of 4 entries.
- You don't have to be watching me, but this is for my watchers, the people who have h