Heard this song on the radio the other day, found it online just now; I laughed my ass off from beginning to end of this thing (but that's just because I'm a horrible person with a morbid, disgusting sense of humor :v). NOW I SHARE IT WITH YOU

.....WAT XD

A cute little derpy Krampus. I will love whoever does one for me forever ;3;

Leslie Nielson died today, complications with pneumonia being the cause. He was 84.

R.I.P. man, R.I.P.

gets the $20 goggles offer v:

I'm in love with the new My Little Pony series that's been airing on Hub. Like I seriously fangirl over this show :C


Not my fault it's entertaining and well written. Plus the jokes the fanbase makes about this show are PRICELESS.

[EDIT] HAVE A VIDEO YOU GOOBERS

HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING V8


....what, did you think I'd make a journal about something else? I wasn't aware there was another subject to discuss that even mattered :3

All I crave food wise are very fatty/very sweet foods. Typically a sign of the impending cold v:

As the title says, I'm still open for goggles commissions. They're only $30, paypal only please!

I'm only taking ten for now, but I'm still $600ish in the hole for bill payments x.O Note me for details! :D

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I am, as many of my friends will tell you, rather ornery. One example:

A friend and I were talking sex earlier today. She asked if I preferred anal or vaginal. My response? "Anal is kinky, but vaginal is more sensual it seems. However, it also makes my vagina feel funny."

whenever I have some new uploads to look at in my inbox, there are a few "deleted by blah blah blah" posts. However they are ALREADY CHECKED FOR DELETION. When was this glorious feature implemented? V8

There was an episode of Drew Carey years ago, where the group breaks into Drug Co to find something. While there, Lewis and Oswald come across a room where an orangutan/hippo hybrid centaur thing called the monkapotamus is housed. Oswald immediately hands Drew his things and says "I have to RIDE HIM |8<"

My problem? Not only does hardly anybody ever remember this scene or episode, if they watched the show. I also CANNOT find this scene on the internet, anywhere. Or an image of the monkapotamus.


Anybody out there have a video clip or image of this amazing creature?

I have always loved the music from this show, but there is ONE SONG in particular I always loved: the theme of the man who catches jack when he's turned into a chicken.

Anybody know what that one is called?

So I beat Fable 3 this last weekend, and after compiling my thoughts, I have decided to go ahead and give my unasked for, unbiased opinion on the game.

First of all, the storyline. It starts out just how the commercials present it; it's you starting an uprising against your brother's rule. Because he's being kind've a douche. And, so, you go around to different chunks of Albion and gather up followers to aid you in this revolution. Then, once you become ruler, you suddenly learn your brother was a douche because he was doing what needed to be done to save Albion from a horrible incoming evil. You had met this evil in the process of gathering followers, and it seems completely detached from the story until your brother is like "was building an army to fight it lol". Oh, okay. However, at this point the game slowly becomes a series of in-game cut scenes where you listen to one of your followers whine about what they want, and then Reaver stands there like a bitch and calls them stupid before sayign "Do my thin instead because there is profit in it for me." And then, all the sudden, once you've done so many of these the game declares that it's time to determine whether you've saved everyone or not based on the amount of $$ in your royal treasury. Then you're done. The end felt kinda rushed, hasty, and uninspired compared to the rest of it, but hey. It's a step up from the last game's storyline.

Storyline aside, you have the RPG experiences of exploration and combat. Exploration is much like the last game (which was stronger than the first game), with some area's being more or less explorable depending on how open an environment they are. Caves are pretty straightforward, and wide open fields/bodies of water offer more roaming. Cities are a bit more confusing, and the fast travel system could use some fine tuning (You can fast travel to a building by choosing to fast travel while it is highlighted on the "map").

Combat is much like the last game. You use X for all of your melee attacking/blocking, as well flourishing by holding it AND a directional button. Your ranged combat is all assigned to Y, and you can aim manually by holding the L trigger (this also has the unfortunate side effect of automatically locking onto whatever the game wants to). Magic is changed up a bit from Fable 2 (thank god) by assigning spells to a gauntlet that you wear. each gauntlet can only use a single type of spell, and you can use two at once after unlocking the "spellweave" ability. I will admit I found being unable to use certain spells until a certain point in the game was a bit frustrating (less customization of your combat magic early on), but given how overpowered the final spell you get is (Blades), I can understand locking some of them away. Also in regards to magic, you get to cast level 5 spells from the get go. HOWEVER it takes over a minute to charge up to level 5 when you only have your magical abilities at level 1. For every level you advance your magic, you charge faster and deal more damage. If you have two people playing together, one can keep enemies off the other while they charge their spell even at level 1 magic. I liked that notion. Another small note on combat is it is constantly interrupted by an in game feature, where the camera slows down and zooms in on an enemy whiel you do something. However, you are left wide open to attack durign this. And it always strikes at inconvenient times.

Running real estate in this game is needlessly complicated. All because they forgot to add ONE option to the menu; "Repair All". As your property is lived in, the condition of it falls. If you have a property hit 0%, you no longer get paid by your renters. And you have to repair each and every building ONE AT A TIME. I hate that |:< However, running real estate is vital to make enough money to save everyone if you go the total good route and keep all your promises. Mind you it didn't take long to accrue the money in my case. I continuously distracted myself via sidequests, and it felt like I had the money in no time.

Now then, the dog. I hated the dog's AI in Fable 2. In Fable 3, the dog seems a lot less clunky, and tends to stay out of the way. However, his AI in reference to where treasure is can be derpy, and his pathing AI tends to wig out every so often.

Little stuff I also want to note or nitpick (mostly cuz I'm sick of writing lol):
Expressions system is a lot worse than the last game's (bring back the wheel)
Less clothing options, but better looking clothes overall.
Weapon morphs are cool, but people like to bitch about them.
Why is there always a demon door with a fat fetish?
I WANT TO KILL REAVER AND TAKE HIS CLOTHING
AND HIS MANSION
Walter should have been voiced by Liam Nielson. Figure it out.


TL;DR version:
I liked the game, but like every fable before it it has it's faults. But less of them than Fable 2 had, imho

I notice quite a few of you popping up X3


Also, still in need of moneys, still open for $30 goggle commissions!

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I need roughly $270 to pay for a few bills, and given a lack in interest I've dropped goggle prices. They were $40 a pair, but now the baseline starts at $30 for a pair like http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2857754/ . Ten slots opened for now, note me if you want a pair. Payments are via paypal!

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If you are NOT interested in goggles but would still like to donate (Please note donations are met with being put on a waiting list for stuff down the road anyways. I will give you something in exchange regardless!), note me for my paypal.

The adverts for this movie make me laugh like no tomorrow. It's very loosely based on events that ended in my hometown, and the movie blows it WAAAAY out of proportion.

Due to certain issues between me and my phone bill, i will be having my service on my line temporarily put on hold, and buying a prepaid phone in the meantime. I will be texting those of you in need of my prepaid # tomorrow after obtaining it.


However, keep in mind that with a prepaid phone, I will be talking/texting/etc a LOT less X; Just, keep that in mind please.

That is all.

So, I have a pressing phone bill i need to take care of, on top of insurance for my vehicle. Combined these are roughly $400 (OUCH D8). My insurance is $230ish, and the phone bill is roughly a month overdue (it was phone or card payments. I need to get rid of what credit cards I have so I paid those bills as a priority x.o).


As such, I am open for commissions!

Goggles are $40ish a pair, jewelry prices vary due to complexity. Ten Slots. Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4542737/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2857754/
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Jewelry, it all depends on what you want. Bracelets start at $10, Earring and rings at $5, Necklaces at $20 and it goes up from there depending on what you want details wise. Five slots (Jewelry is more work than goggles, believe it or not, despite being cheaper!)

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PAYMENTS VIA PAYPAL at squirrelmoneys AT yahoo DOT com.

Cuz episode 19 does not contain enough Ginyu Force v:<

Also, i want this to be my ringtone too :C

Music Nazi's. The one's who feel like just because they liked a band before they were popular, gives them the right to brag about it. Or bitch and moan about how the music they play now isn't as good as what they used to play.


To me, it's like the people that bitch about videogame series. Example: Pokemon. People will fly off the handle about how the first generation/first two generation's were the only true Pokemon experience. I'm sorry that you don't like new innovative ideas being tried out, but for the love of god crawl out of your nostalgia hole and QUIT BITCHING. You are most likely the minority, as the game is still selling millions of copies a minute. This logic also applies to music albums.


OH WAIT, NO I GET IT. They're hipsters v: All is well. Disregard me :3

Our hot water heater died last night. Which means I cannot take a hot bath/shower right at the moment. Which sucks. MAJOR. BAAAALLLLLLSSSSSSSS.

Taking a few Goggle Commissions; need some cash for gas money and to sustain me until payday. Just one or two for now.

Note me if interested, paypal only please :3

Originally pointed out in a journal by  simonaquarius I believe, is the best thread ever on the MSPA forums.

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthrea.....ets-be-furries

A fantastic web-series that was introduced to me over a year ago, has come to a close.


http://www.atom.com/channel/channel.....egend_of_neil/ It's good stuff if ya have a few hours to kill and loved the old zelda games.