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General | Posted 13 years agoHonestly everytime I offer up commissions no one even bothers to check it out or respond. I feel like a damn pan handler begging for some form of work.
Fuck it. FUCK IT FUCK IT.
The holiday deal is going down in flames, and I don't give a shit, because if it wasn;t read during the high traffic then it wont be read at all. So Im taking it down and I wont offer it again. Furthermore I'm going on a long ass hiatus. Maybe come back after the new year or whenever. Fuck it.
I'll post one last picture before I start ignoring FA and everyone on it. Not like any of you talk to me anyway. But hey, your not important people in my life anyway so it really doean't fucking matter.
If I lose watchers over this bleh, I don't give a damn how many I have, ya'lls never look at or comment on my work anyway. So no harm no fucking foul there.
So good bye. Adios, See ya, Not like any of you will read or comment on this shit. So TITTIE SPRINKLES MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Fuck it. FUCK IT FUCK IT.
The holiday deal is going down in flames, and I don't give a shit, because if it wasn;t read during the high traffic then it wont be read at all. So Im taking it down and I wont offer it again. Furthermore I'm going on a long ass hiatus. Maybe come back after the new year or whenever. Fuck it.
I'll post one last picture before I start ignoring FA and everyone on it. Not like any of you talk to me anyway. But hey, your not important people in my life anyway so it really doean't fucking matter.
If I lose watchers over this bleh, I don't give a damn how many I have, ya'lls never look at or comment on my work anyway. So no harm no fucking foul there.
So good bye. Adios, See ya, Not like any of you will read or comment on this shit. So TITTIE SPRINKLES MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Abuse Commercial
General | Posted 13 years agoSo this has been going through my head for a while and I trust you all to understand that this is my idea and my idea alone. No one helped constuct this for me at all so here it goes.
The idea is based off of the three monkeys "Speak no evil, See no evil, Hear no Evil"
So the first part "Speak no Evil"
A young boy is in class there are bruises on his neck and arms. The teacher asks him what happened and all he does is cover his mouth. He doesn't want to tell on his mommy.
The second one "See no Evil"
A child walks in on her drunk father raping her elder sister. She covers her eyes and runs away before her daddy sees her too.
And lastly "Hear no Evil"
Two children are laying awake in bed. Their parents start arguing. They cover their ears and start crying as the aguring escalates to something more violent.
At the end of the commercial it says "Speak about what you See and Hear. Stop the abuse." Then theres the number to an abuse hotline number.
Anyone agree that this would be a good idea?
The idea is based off of the three monkeys "Speak no evil, See no evil, Hear no Evil"
So the first part "Speak no Evil"
A young boy is in class there are bruises on his neck and arms. The teacher asks him what happened and all he does is cover his mouth. He doesn't want to tell on his mommy.
The second one "See no Evil"
A child walks in on her drunk father raping her elder sister. She covers her eyes and runs away before her daddy sees her too.
And lastly "Hear no Evil"
Two children are laying awake in bed. Their parents start arguing. They cover their ears and start crying as the aguring escalates to something more violent.
At the end of the commercial it says "Speak about what you See and Hear. Stop the abuse." Then theres the number to an abuse hotline number.
Anyone agree that this would be a good idea?
My Rules for a Zombie Apocalypse
General | Posted 15 years agoRule #1: If the person has been bitten, they are no longer your friend.
(Best thing to do in this case is to put them down before they turn and attack everyone. remember: 1 zombie turns to 2, 2 to 4, 4 to 8, 8 to 16 and so on.)
Rule #2: Move in groups of 6 to 8.
(Small groups make it easier to see who has and has not been bitten. It also makes rationing and watch shifts easier. Also very important rule. Get people who GET ALONG. You dont want an argument to break out.)
Rule #3: Guns are fun, but melees are your friends
(Guns will run out of bullets. So grab something balanced and easy to weild more that 6 times. Also something with reach You dont want to get up close and personal when bashing in a head.)
Rule #4: Silence is Golden
(And can be the line between life and death. Cell phones remain on silent. Stay away from things that make alot of noise or areas that echo. Also, duct tape will ensure the easily spook remain as silent as possible.)
Rule #5: The bigger, the better friend
(Big cars, even if they take up alot of gas, can mow down alot of zombies. In my area we have Harvesters, tractors, seeders and the knowhow to hi-jack them.)
Rule #6: Main Roads
(AVOID at all costs. Main roads are the first to get congested and will most likely be the most overrun with Zombies. SO, back roads. Take back roads and get away from the over populated areas.)
Rule #7: Big towns and Small towns
(Big towns are not advised, though they have what is best to survive. Food, water, and bandages. Though its not advised at you stay in big towns longer than necessary. They will have the most infected.)
Rule #8: Stores
(Good Idea, really good idea, but you have to understand, everyone is thinking the SAME THING. So where people are congregating, arguing, yelling and fighting there will be....? YES ZOMBIES.)
Rule #9: Bombs
(Not all bombs are accessable, but you can make them. You can go online and find many ways to craft bombs. Molotov cocktails are easiest to make, and are great for blocking escape routes. Fire is your friend during a Zombie apopcolypse.)
Rule #10: Law and Order
(At this point are none existent. Though killing random people for no reason isnt advised either. If you see such people then feel free to kill them. Dont leave them alive for the zombies to attack. It will only cause more problems.)
Those are my rules for now. On the off chance there are special infected like on Left 4 dead, observe the rules for them. Thank you and have a nice day.
(Best thing to do in this case is to put them down before they turn and attack everyone. remember: 1 zombie turns to 2, 2 to 4, 4 to 8, 8 to 16 and so on.)
Rule #2: Move in groups of 6 to 8.
(Small groups make it easier to see who has and has not been bitten. It also makes rationing and watch shifts easier. Also very important rule. Get people who GET ALONG. You dont want an argument to break out.)
Rule #3: Guns are fun, but melees are your friends
(Guns will run out of bullets. So grab something balanced and easy to weild more that 6 times. Also something with reach You dont want to get up close and personal when bashing in a head.)
Rule #4: Silence is Golden
(And can be the line between life and death. Cell phones remain on silent. Stay away from things that make alot of noise or areas that echo. Also, duct tape will ensure the easily spook remain as silent as possible.)
Rule #5: The bigger, the better friend
(Big cars, even if they take up alot of gas, can mow down alot of zombies. In my area we have Harvesters, tractors, seeders and the knowhow to hi-jack them.)
Rule #6: Main Roads
(AVOID at all costs. Main roads are the first to get congested and will most likely be the most overrun with Zombies. SO, back roads. Take back roads and get away from the over populated areas.)
Rule #7: Big towns and Small towns
(Big towns are not advised, though they have what is best to survive. Food, water, and bandages. Though its not advised at you stay in big towns longer than necessary. They will have the most infected.)
Rule #8: Stores
(Good Idea, really good idea, but you have to understand, everyone is thinking the SAME THING. So where people are congregating, arguing, yelling and fighting there will be....? YES ZOMBIES.)
Rule #9: Bombs
(Not all bombs are accessable, but you can make them. You can go online and find many ways to craft bombs. Molotov cocktails are easiest to make, and are great for blocking escape routes. Fire is your friend during a Zombie apopcolypse.)
Rule #10: Law and Order
(At this point are none existent. Though killing random people for no reason isnt advised either. If you see such people then feel free to kill them. Dont leave them alive for the zombies to attack. It will only cause more problems.)
Those are my rules for now. On the off chance there are special infected like on Left 4 dead, observe the rules for them. Thank you and have a nice day.
Know your place
General | Posted 15 years agoBlood drips over thirsty steel,
feeding the barren earth
as eyes fade to black.
The dead whisper,
the demons laugh.
A new soul has come at last.
Fading from day.
Burning in night.
Being torn apart
Crying for love
Beaten in pain
the heart is slain
This is my final requiem
The last to be sung
For the bell of death has rung
Know your place
It is lower than you think
So low you seem to shrink
Know your place
Know where you stand
For you too will understand
The dead whisper
This is my final requiem
For my life has come to an endKnow Your Place© Bluhellwulf February 2011
Ive thought alot about our humanity.
General | Posted 15 years agoWe as humans have lost our soul foundation. We have forgotten why we were placed on this earth. We strive to make our liives better, in doin so we destroy the land and those who depend on it. We take from the world, cures, and antibiotics, destroy the beauty with what we think is beautiful. Now we start wars, and cause more pain. We have brought forth the horsemen, and slowly let them take root so they can manifest.
Famine owns his own continent. Death is wreaking havoc in another, Pestilence rakes our bodies with disease. War has always held his foothold and has made life worse. We have sown the seeds of our destruction. We live in our cycles. Living in the despair of the Seven sins.
America is the root. For we have started the cycle. We forgot our origins, forgot our paths, and now try to bar the way for others. This land was built on the blood sweat and bones of slaves and children. Founded by immigrants trying to find a better life, in doing so we destroyed the native inhabitants, forcing them onto reservations.
Our children are sheltered and weak enjoying the luxuries that were once used to shape the children for the better. Summer vacation wasnt for rest and fun. Summer vacation was when it was time to harvest the fields, when farmers needed the extra hands each day to cut, to till, to weed, to water the vast acres.
We Americans push the jobs we hate on others we look down on, spit on. People we want thrown out for doing the same thing what our ancesters did. Migrate to a new land to find a better life. We look down on them and yet give them the jobs we wont do ourselves for no other reason then because we dont want to. We act like children when in another country a child does an adults job and makes more sacrifices just to save someone younger
Spare the rod and spoil the child, I stand by that. Im sure that most children do what they do because they know nothing will happen to them. They wont get a hand raised to them. They feel righteous knowing that the law will be on their side if their parents so much as grab their arm to haul them from a situatuion that could be damaging to them. They sell drugs, join gangs, drink, and use, for nothing else but the thrill and for the desire to have power.
There was a time when people did that not for a thrill but to survive. Gangs werent about turf, but about family, about being in a unit they couldnt find anywhere else. To find understanding. Now a gang is just abunch of hoodlums who cause trouble and try and act like their badder than everyone else. Theyre immature, stupid, and die for no other reason then because they wore the wrong color.
Dying has lost all meaning for those who are middle class. People will mourn the passing, but they dont get attention unless the person had money or rank. Everyone wants to know why they die, why they were shot, they ask all the whys, but yet they wont care about the kid who died of abuse, the wife who cries over her sons body as it bleeds in her yard, or the dad who sits in the front pew of a church mourning the family killed by a drunk driver.
Religion, beliefs, standards, have no more meaning then the paper they are written on. We laugh at the men who die for their beliefs, we say their life was wasted for nothing. We look down on their gods, and tell them that they will burn in hell for not believig in the one true god. Yet those same people, did the same thing. The Christian Crusade, The Salem Witch Trials, The Holocaust they killed and were killed following the word of their god, or what was believed to be told.
We buy things we dont need, bigger cars, bigger tv's, bigger homes, we buy them not because we need them but because we want them. A single man doesnt need an SUV, a single man can get by with a small car, which u see most mothers with, when then have to cart around multiple children. Going from job to home trying to make ends meet living on the verge of homelessness, the verge of unemployment.
We pass each day thinking about oourselves, when we are a part of a whole, a part that is destroying everything else. We think we are better, stronger, smarter, when the smartest, the strongest, are the very things we feast on, the very things that know how to live with the world without destroying it. Tell me, my fellow humans, are we really better? When we die, will the life of one man be worth more than the life of another?
Famine owns his own continent. Death is wreaking havoc in another, Pestilence rakes our bodies with disease. War has always held his foothold and has made life worse. We have sown the seeds of our destruction. We live in our cycles. Living in the despair of the Seven sins.
America is the root. For we have started the cycle. We forgot our origins, forgot our paths, and now try to bar the way for others. This land was built on the blood sweat and bones of slaves and children. Founded by immigrants trying to find a better life, in doing so we destroyed the native inhabitants, forcing them onto reservations.
Our children are sheltered and weak enjoying the luxuries that were once used to shape the children for the better. Summer vacation wasnt for rest and fun. Summer vacation was when it was time to harvest the fields, when farmers needed the extra hands each day to cut, to till, to weed, to water the vast acres.
We Americans push the jobs we hate on others we look down on, spit on. People we want thrown out for doing the same thing what our ancesters did. Migrate to a new land to find a better life. We look down on them and yet give them the jobs we wont do ourselves for no other reason then because we dont want to. We act like children when in another country a child does an adults job and makes more sacrifices just to save someone younger
Spare the rod and spoil the child, I stand by that. Im sure that most children do what they do because they know nothing will happen to them. They wont get a hand raised to them. They feel righteous knowing that the law will be on their side if their parents so much as grab their arm to haul them from a situatuion that could be damaging to them. They sell drugs, join gangs, drink, and use, for nothing else but the thrill and for the desire to have power.
There was a time when people did that not for a thrill but to survive. Gangs werent about turf, but about family, about being in a unit they couldnt find anywhere else. To find understanding. Now a gang is just abunch of hoodlums who cause trouble and try and act like their badder than everyone else. Theyre immature, stupid, and die for no other reason then because they wore the wrong color.
Dying has lost all meaning for those who are middle class. People will mourn the passing, but they dont get attention unless the person had money or rank. Everyone wants to know why they die, why they were shot, they ask all the whys, but yet they wont care about the kid who died of abuse, the wife who cries over her sons body as it bleeds in her yard, or the dad who sits in the front pew of a church mourning the family killed by a drunk driver.
Religion, beliefs, standards, have no more meaning then the paper they are written on. We laugh at the men who die for their beliefs, we say their life was wasted for nothing. We look down on their gods, and tell them that they will burn in hell for not believig in the one true god. Yet those same people, did the same thing. The Christian Crusade, The Salem Witch Trials, The Holocaust they killed and were killed following the word of their god, or what was believed to be told.
We buy things we dont need, bigger cars, bigger tv's, bigger homes, we buy them not because we need them but because we want them. A single man doesnt need an SUV, a single man can get by with a small car, which u see most mothers with, when then have to cart around multiple children. Going from job to home trying to make ends meet living on the verge of homelessness, the verge of unemployment.
We pass each day thinking about oourselves, when we are a part of a whole, a part that is destroying everything else. We think we are better, stronger, smarter, when the smartest, the strongest, are the very things we feast on, the very things that know how to live with the world without destroying it. Tell me, my fellow humans, are we really better? When we die, will the life of one man be worth more than the life of another?
Time of Death 8:25-8:40
General | Posted 15 years agoHe... he crashed around 6:00. We did all we could to try and bring him back but he was going and going fast.
He was failing and at 7:00 I made the decision to take him for eutheniasation. He was put down around 8:30, but he was already gone mentally and spiritually.
Good boy Jerboa, you fought long and hard, so long and hard. Im sorry I couldnt do more for you. Im sory I could save you. I'm so sorry I failed as a friend and mom... Im sorry Jerboa, I am so so sorry.
I love you boy. Rest eternally in Peace.
Jerboa Micheal Donegan
Born Wednesday January 13, 2010 12:57pm
Died Sunday June 20, 2010 approx. 8;30 pm
He was failing and at 7:00 I made the decision to take him for eutheniasation. He was put down around 8:30, but he was already gone mentally and spiritually.
Good boy Jerboa, you fought long and hard, so long and hard. Im sorry I couldnt do more for you. Im sory I could save you. I'm so sorry I failed as a friend and mom... Im sorry Jerboa, I am so so sorry.
I love you boy. Rest eternally in Peace.
Jerboa Micheal Donegan
Born Wednesday January 13, 2010 12:57pm
Died Sunday June 20, 2010 approx. 8;30 pm
BEWARE THE WALNUTS
General | Posted 15 years agoOKay well we figured out what killed Machiavelli.
around 5pm, my jerboa started having a panick attack. screaing howling biting. Oh my gawd it was horrible3. He seized up four times we nearly lost him. We did mouth to nose resusitation (idc about spelling you nazi's) and had to pump his chest rub him down and force water in his throat. Fucking sheriff office would transfer us to the animal control so that we can know what was going on with him. (fucking bastards I hope they lose funding they hardly do shit around here anyway.) So after 30 minutes of trying to keep him alive we got him stable enough for a drive. He nearly seized on the way but mouth to nose ket him good.
I admit I had my doubts on whether or not he would live or not. He was shaking so much. He was hardly responsive to calls and such. We drove thirty miles, going 80mph on the highway and made it to the animal vet. We sat in the parkinglot for 30 minutes before they got us in and then we sat in the room for an hour before the doctor to tell us the problem. I'll explain later. So after assessing the proce of everything, Jerboa recieved a huge water hump on his back and a belly full of charcoal. *shivers* He;s sleeping right now.
Now to tell you why you must keep your dogs away from walnuts, or well anything with mold.
It has a nasty nerve racking effect. To give you an idea, lets say your a lazy sun of a gun and one day you say. "Im gonna run 3miles non stop" and you do with out anywarm ups and such. What happens? Well you cramp up. ANd anyone who has ever had a cramp knows what that feels like. Everything real tight. Now image your dog like that. plus scared. He doesnt know whats going on, only that he's hurt.
The mold does this to a dog, and it can be really bad. Mold can be really bad during the spring. And when its hot it the and the dog is panicky they can stroke out nad die. The best you can do for the dog is force them to vomit. The doc said a few teaspoons of hydrogen poroxide till they puke then rush them to the hospital. Keep on them.
Becareful with it.
around 5pm, my jerboa started having a panick attack. screaing howling biting. Oh my gawd it was horrible3. He seized up four times we nearly lost him. We did mouth to nose resusitation (idc about spelling you nazi's) and had to pump his chest rub him down and force water in his throat. Fucking sheriff office would transfer us to the animal control so that we can know what was going on with him. (fucking bastards I hope they lose funding they hardly do shit around here anyway.) So after 30 minutes of trying to keep him alive we got him stable enough for a drive. He nearly seized on the way but mouth to nose ket him good.
I admit I had my doubts on whether or not he would live or not. He was shaking so much. He was hardly responsive to calls and such. We drove thirty miles, going 80mph on the highway and made it to the animal vet. We sat in the parkinglot for 30 minutes before they got us in and then we sat in the room for an hour before the doctor to tell us the problem. I'll explain later. So after assessing the proce of everything, Jerboa recieved a huge water hump on his back and a belly full of charcoal. *shivers* He;s sleeping right now.
Now to tell you why you must keep your dogs away from walnuts, or well anything with mold.
It has a nasty nerve racking effect. To give you an idea, lets say your a lazy sun of a gun and one day you say. "Im gonna run 3miles non stop" and you do with out anywarm ups and such. What happens? Well you cramp up. ANd anyone who has ever had a cramp knows what that feels like. Everything real tight. Now image your dog like that. plus scared. He doesnt know whats going on, only that he's hurt.
The mold does this to a dog, and it can be really bad. Mold can be really bad during the spring. And when its hot it the and the dog is panicky they can stroke out nad die. The best you can do for the dog is force them to vomit. The doc said a few teaspoons of hydrogen poroxide till they puke then rush them to the hospital. Keep on them.
Becareful with it.
BIKINI WAXING OMFG
General | Posted 15 years agoI got this in an email and I couldnt stop laughing.
NEVER WAX YOUR HOO-HA
Better read this one when you're alone for you'll have to explain why you're laughing so much!
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on......
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.
No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax', yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!
OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!
I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPPPPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.
I think I may pass out.....must stay conscious...must stay conscious. Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.
I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it.
Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not! I touch. I am touching wax.
I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake... remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax?
Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand, into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture Prisoners Of War or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub....in scalding hot water...
Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter.... 'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!'
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.
She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, 'Are we talking cheeks or hoo-ha?'
She's laughing out loud by now ... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions, I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counselling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.
IT WORKS!!
It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color.....
NEVER WAX YOUR HOO-HA
Better read this one when you're alone for you'll have to explain why you're laughing so much!
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on......
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.
No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax', yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!
OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!
I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPPPPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.
I think I may pass out.....must stay conscious...must stay conscious. Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.
I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it.
Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not! I touch. I am touching wax.
I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake... remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax?
Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand, into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture Prisoners Of War or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub....in scalding hot water...
Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter.... 'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!'
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.
She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, 'Are we talking cheeks or hoo-ha?'
She's laughing out loud by now ... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions, I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counselling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.
IT WORKS!!
It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color.....
New Quotes. Gawd I love quotes
General | Posted 16 years agoThere are twos ways for the blade to pierce the soul. Indirect and Direct.
The cowards blade is the indirect. One that hails from the shadows to hit its target without remorse and leaves them with out a clue as to who took them down. The true worriors blade is always direct. Your opponent always know who it is that took their life. They have the chance to see into your eyes to see that you mean nothing to them. That they are killing you for no other reason than living. Thats the blade of a true warrior. One that stands before you and tells you your death is nothing but a stepping stne and as your blood pools, they leave wiping your blood away and never remembering who you were.
The way to a mans heart isnt through his stomache. Nope too much gets in the way. Wat you need to do is go between the third and forth rib.
Racking up bad joojoo will only leave you in a very sticky mess but good joojoo is hard to find.
"Gus, Gus, can I ask you a question? C'mere, let me ask you a question Gus, let me ask you a question gus, let me ask you a qustion. Why is the fire so big? WHy do you make the fire so big Gus? Look at that shit its motherfuckin ridiculus Gus. The fires too mother fucking big. Why? You come in here every mother fucking year gus nad your burn down my mother fucking back yard. Why? Im cooking motherfucking burgers nad franks. Im not cooking the mother fucking brontosaurus burgers in this mother fucker. This aint the mother fucking flinstones Gus. This is my house motherfucker. Look at Charlie standing over there with third degree burns on him eating a motherfucking frank. It doesnt fucking make sense no but you take things to far Gus. I tell you to go an ince you go three inches. I tell you to go 4 inches you go five. Give a nigger a rope and he thinks he's a cowboy." by eddie murphy
The cowards blade is the indirect. One that hails from the shadows to hit its target without remorse and leaves them with out a clue as to who took them down. The true worriors blade is always direct. Your opponent always know who it is that took their life. They have the chance to see into your eyes to see that you mean nothing to them. That they are killing you for no other reason than living. Thats the blade of a true warrior. One that stands before you and tells you your death is nothing but a stepping stne and as your blood pools, they leave wiping your blood away and never remembering who you were.
The way to a mans heart isnt through his stomache. Nope too much gets in the way. Wat you need to do is go between the third and forth rib.
Racking up bad joojoo will only leave you in a very sticky mess but good joojoo is hard to find.
"Gus, Gus, can I ask you a question? C'mere, let me ask you a question Gus, let me ask you a question gus, let me ask you a qustion. Why is the fire so big? WHy do you make the fire so big Gus? Look at that shit its motherfuckin ridiculus Gus. The fires too mother fucking big. Why? You come in here every mother fucking year gus nad your burn down my mother fucking back yard. Why? Im cooking motherfucking burgers nad franks. Im not cooking the mother fucking brontosaurus burgers in this mother fucker. This aint the mother fucking flinstones Gus. This is my house motherfucker. Look at Charlie standing over there with third degree burns on him eating a motherfucking frank. It doesnt fucking make sense no but you take things to far Gus. I tell you to go an ince you go three inches. I tell you to go 4 inches you go five. Give a nigger a rope and he thinks he's a cowboy." by eddie murphy
Quotes of The heart
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay so I make things up. I get my moments of calrity and insite nad I like them... some quotes are dark some light some deep and powerful thers just goofy as hell like my new catch phrase which I like to use when I fuck up. "BAD JOOJOO"
Anyway in my moment of insight and clarity I find things to be rather intersting in their own way
Some of my darker quotes in the past year have been:
“And so it rolled like a sick toy down the stairs, but a leaving not but a trail of blood in its wake. A trail that will never go away, so you know the path the heart went as it broke and shattered upon the stone tile.”
"Like the fire it spread, consuming all in a smoky haze of hate as flesh and blood melted from bone the abandoned lover laughed its pain as it was consumed"
And my most inspirational quote of the year :in my mind: is
That which I cannot change, will not bring me down. That which I can change is an obstable to overcome. That which changes me is a bend I choose to follow or a river I must wade. I am who I am, In a life fit for me. I wont give it up or try to break away but adapt and roll with the punches.
Make your own quotes and lets start a chain
Anyway in my moment of insight and clarity I find things to be rather intersting in their own way
Some of my darker quotes in the past year have been:
“And so it rolled like a sick toy down the stairs, but a leaving not but a trail of blood in its wake. A trail that will never go away, so you know the path the heart went as it broke and shattered upon the stone tile.”
"Like the fire it spread, consuming all in a smoky haze of hate as flesh and blood melted from bone the abandoned lover laughed its pain as it was consumed"
And my most inspirational quote of the year :in my mind: is
That which I cannot change, will not bring me down. That which I can change is an obstable to overcome. That which changes me is a bend I choose to follow or a river I must wade. I am who I am, In a life fit for me. I wont give it up or try to break away but adapt and roll with the punches.
Make your own quotes and lets start a chain
15 sad quotes
General | Posted 17 years agoHello. V-day is soon and well instead of Happy I love yous Lets go with sad declarations of love giving body and soul to one you adore. Choose one or two books and go to town just writing 15 quotes from them (total not each). Remember keep it sad.
My only choice is Boys next door. The tale of a killer named Adrian who stalks the streets killing prostitues and putting duck tape over their eyes labling him the "Blind KIller" When he's seen by a young male prostitue, Lawrence, he thinks he's busted. However Lawrence wants nothing more than to escape his pimp, Dallas, and so asks Adrian to free him. Adrian and Lawr fall in love and Adrian wants to let young Lawr live sonce for once he can forgive himself... however Dallas finds his runaway prostitute and as punishment hypes him on drugs and sends him to kill Adrian. Adrian ends up killing his young lover and is caught by the police adn put on trial for Lawrences death and the death of 6 others. The jury find him insane and instead of sentencing him to death they sentence him to 140 yrs in jail. Adrian however wants nothing more than to be at Lawrences side.
This a video I made for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDNSxHH7Fo
15:"In my mind the sound of the music box sounds non-stop... That is.. The song of the amuesment park that will drive people crazy..."
14: "Adrian.... Let me only belong to you!"
13: "You kept your promise... You promised... to save me... you've set me free..."
12: "My blood and body... and even my heart.... look they're all.... they're all yours."
11: "In my crazy world, above all others... you were the one who was ugliest, and you were the only one... who was most beautiful. This is the unspoken---- truth..."
10: "Its because your smile looks so sad, like your in trouble, I always wanted to know the reason why..."
9: "We're not like women who can just spread their legs. We dont have pride or morals! What pride can we have? It's better to just forget about that!"
8: "Everyone goes around trying to find their soulmate. But no matter how hard they look they cna never find it. So instead they force two bodies together. It's funny... It's strange... It's sad.... Everyone wants to use that short time they have together to open their hearts. Even if its a night dream bouth with money. I hate doing it, but I also like it."
7: "No problem! Kill me! But only if after you kill me, you eat my dead body... Cook me for a day and night make me into a stew. Afterwards suck my bones clean. When my entire body has been eaten by you, I can finally become your blood and flesh. Then... I'll belong entirely to you."
6: "By the time I got there the balloons were all gone. There was no balloon for me. When I turned around, mom was gone."
5: "Mom is there no balloon for me because I'm a child that nobody wants?"
4: "Dont look at me like that! When you were alive you never looked at me... Dont look at me now that your dead!"
3: "Who are you killing? Your mother? Young boys who sell their bodies? or is it.... yourself? It's enough now. You dont have to worry now. You dont have to kill anymore. You have been forgiven. So forgive yourself!"
2: "Because Lawrence's smile is so beautiful and bright It burns and image into my eyes."
This last quote is one that I practically adore. The others werent put in any order of importance however this quote deserves the number 1 slot.
1. "It's just this way that I love you, kill you... If tht could be, it would be perfect."
My only choice is Boys next door. The tale of a killer named Adrian who stalks the streets killing prostitues and putting duck tape over their eyes labling him the "Blind KIller" When he's seen by a young male prostitue, Lawrence, he thinks he's busted. However Lawrence wants nothing more than to escape his pimp, Dallas, and so asks Adrian to free him. Adrian and Lawr fall in love and Adrian wants to let young Lawr live sonce for once he can forgive himself... however Dallas finds his runaway prostitute and as punishment hypes him on drugs and sends him to kill Adrian. Adrian ends up killing his young lover and is caught by the police adn put on trial for Lawrences death and the death of 6 others. The jury find him insane and instead of sentencing him to death they sentence him to 140 yrs in jail. Adrian however wants nothing more than to be at Lawrences side.
This a video I made for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDNSxHH7Fo
15:"In my mind the sound of the music box sounds non-stop... That is.. The song of the amuesment park that will drive people crazy..."
14: "Adrian.... Let me only belong to you!"
13: "You kept your promise... You promised... to save me... you've set me free..."
12: "My blood and body... and even my heart.... look they're all.... they're all yours."
11: "In my crazy world, above all others... you were the one who was ugliest, and you were the only one... who was most beautiful. This is the unspoken---- truth..."
10: "Its because your smile looks so sad, like your in trouble, I always wanted to know the reason why..."
9: "We're not like women who can just spread their legs. We dont have pride or morals! What pride can we have? It's better to just forget about that!"
8: "Everyone goes around trying to find their soulmate. But no matter how hard they look they cna never find it. So instead they force two bodies together. It's funny... It's strange... It's sad.... Everyone wants to use that short time they have together to open their hearts. Even if its a night dream bouth with money. I hate doing it, but I also like it."
7: "No problem! Kill me! But only if after you kill me, you eat my dead body... Cook me for a day and night make me into a stew. Afterwards suck my bones clean. When my entire body has been eaten by you, I can finally become your blood and flesh. Then... I'll belong entirely to you."
6: "By the time I got there the balloons were all gone. There was no balloon for me. When I turned around, mom was gone."
5: "Mom is there no balloon for me because I'm a child that nobody wants?"
4: "Dont look at me like that! When you were alive you never looked at me... Dont look at me now that your dead!"
3: "Who are you killing? Your mother? Young boys who sell their bodies? or is it.... yourself? It's enough now. You dont have to worry now. You dont have to kill anymore. You have been forgiven. So forgive yourself!"
2: "Because Lawrence's smile is so beautiful and bright It burns and image into my eyes."
This last quote is one that I practically adore. The others werent put in any order of importance however this quote deserves the number 1 slot.
1. "It's just this way that I love you, kill you... If tht could be, it would be perfect."
7 Deadly Sins Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoStolen from kamaitachi who stole it from mukichan
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
My mother from taking my laptop for the weekend. Still pissed at the bitch too
What is your weapon of choice?
Guns knives or scythes
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Hell yeah
How about the same sex?
Yeah
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My mother for arguing with out about using MY PROFILE (which has some (a hella lot) of gay porn on it... as well as furry porn) when she's logging on to MY LAPTOP, and why I had givne her a second profile.
What is your pet peeve?
People borrowing my laptop when I cant see WHAT THE FUCK theyre doing or having it more that 15 feet from me...........
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
........ I decline to answer
Sloth
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Well...... mainly walk my huge ass dogs, but I really dont want to get dragged the entire 3 miles I have to walk with them.....
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
By my own power or dragged awake? If its my own power then maybe 2pm...... dragged awake about 8am....
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Ooooh, Jessica Johnny Felix, my dad, my grandparents, my teacher.... oh fuck I just got dropped.........
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I got sick of it so I didnt fuckin do it.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
HOw long of an infomercial, cus I will sit through them if they show how stupid they think people are like the one for the slde cutter showing thw omane cutting those pictures crooked rather than on the white line..
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
20, theres only so many sit ups one can do before their stomach starts cramping.
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Hell no, I go for the overpriced books and movies.
Are you a meat eater?
Yessiree, um..... are we talking about between the leg meat or over the counter meat? or the meat that comes from cows?
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Alchohol and whittling dont combine very good so I dont drink....
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Fairly comfortable... maybe not with my cooking habits x.x
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Chocolate........ MINE NO TOUCHY........
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Sweet and Spicy.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
Um..... does a pig count since I had to raise one for FFA an dthe bastard was getting on my nerves?
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
2 one for my college and one because my bank gave it to me.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Give some to my mom so she'll leave me the fuck alone, some to my grandma so she'll leave me the fuck alone, some to my sisters, tho they'd waste it on weed and clothes, some to my dad so the ASHOLE WILL VISIT US MORE FUCKING OFTEN.... and the rest will go to me and charity....
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Fame corrupts and you can't take a piss without it getting on a tabloid. (<---I agree so instead of rephrasing I'm just keeping it)
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
I'm used to doing boring things..... *sits nad watches paint dry*.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
The fact that my laptop, playstation 2, and gamecube were bought by ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but why the hell cant i deny access to other mutherfuckers thats what I'm not proud of..
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
....... >.> @.@...<.<....=.= I cant think of anything
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Finishing my stories and a Final Fantasy Game...
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No I dont, cuz I know Dante (from Devfil May CRy) will fill my need to come in first..
Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Do games count as in PS2? if so then HELL YA.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Its hard to remember cheat codes for games ya know.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
Um..................................................................................... I didnt do anything!
Lust
How many people have you seen naked? (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms).
On webcam about 5....... IRL, none, too shy to look
How many people have seen you naked? (not counting physicians, family, your coach...).
One
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
*blush* um yeah..... I even look at peoples stuff when their not the person I'm talking tooo. I'm a virgin so kill me.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Ears nose neck
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
In cyber yes.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No but I have been offered money to 'service' people when I was riding the bus. (please note I was not dressed in any sexual manner, no tight jeans or shirts. I was dressed in my saturday grungies. ITS SUPPOSED TO REPEL)
Envy
What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?
nuthing.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one. My room is my domain. *ghostlky voice* STAY OUT, plus its haunted and I've made friends with mah ghost..
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Not in this world no.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Probably....
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Nyo
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Meh..... no.
What deadly sin do you use most often?
Lust and Pride.
What deadly sin do you use least often?
Greed and Gluttony.
What deadly sin is your favorite to act on?
Lust and Envy and Wrath.
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
My mother from taking my laptop for the weekend. Still pissed at the bitch too
What is your weapon of choice?
Guns knives or scythes
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Hell yeah
How about the same sex?
Yeah
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My mother for arguing with out about using MY PROFILE (which has some (a hella lot) of gay porn on it... as well as furry porn) when she's logging on to MY LAPTOP, and why I had givne her a second profile.
What is your pet peeve?
People borrowing my laptop when I cant see WHAT THE FUCK theyre doing or having it more that 15 feet from me...........
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
........ I decline to answer
Sloth
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Well...... mainly walk my huge ass dogs, but I really dont want to get dragged the entire 3 miles I have to walk with them.....
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
By my own power or dragged awake? If its my own power then maybe 2pm...... dragged awake about 8am....
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Ooooh, Jessica Johnny Felix, my dad, my grandparents, my teacher.... oh fuck I just got dropped.........
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I got sick of it so I didnt fuckin do it.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
HOw long of an infomercial, cus I will sit through them if they show how stupid they think people are like the one for the slde cutter showing thw omane cutting those pictures crooked rather than on the white line..
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
20, theres only so many sit ups one can do before their stomach starts cramping.
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Hell no, I go for the overpriced books and movies.
Are you a meat eater?
Yessiree, um..... are we talking about between the leg meat or over the counter meat? or the meat that comes from cows?
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Alchohol and whittling dont combine very good so I dont drink....
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Fairly comfortable... maybe not with my cooking habits x.x
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Chocolate........ MINE NO TOUCHY........
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Sweet and Spicy.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
Um..... does a pig count since I had to raise one for FFA an dthe bastard was getting on my nerves?
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
2 one for my college and one because my bank gave it to me.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Give some to my mom so she'll leave me the fuck alone, some to my grandma so she'll leave me the fuck alone, some to my sisters, tho they'd waste it on weed and clothes, some to my dad so the ASHOLE WILL VISIT US MORE FUCKING OFTEN.... and the rest will go to me and charity....
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Fame corrupts and you can't take a piss without it getting on a tabloid. (<---I agree so instead of rephrasing I'm just keeping it)
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
I'm used to doing boring things..... *sits nad watches paint dry*.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
The fact that my laptop, playstation 2, and gamecube were bought by ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but why the hell cant i deny access to other mutherfuckers thats what I'm not proud of..
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
....... >.> @.@...<.<....=.= I cant think of anything
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Finishing my stories and a Final Fantasy Game...
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No I dont, cuz I know Dante (from Devfil May CRy) will fill my need to come in first..
Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Do games count as in PS2? if so then HELL YA.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Its hard to remember cheat codes for games ya know.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
Um..................................................................................... I didnt do anything!
Lust
How many people have you seen naked? (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms).
On webcam about 5....... IRL, none, too shy to look
How many people have seen you naked? (not counting physicians, family, your coach...).
One
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
*blush* um yeah..... I even look at peoples stuff when their not the person I'm talking tooo. I'm a virgin so kill me.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Ears nose neck
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
In cyber yes.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No but I have been offered money to 'service' people when I was riding the bus. (please note I was not dressed in any sexual manner, no tight jeans or shirts. I was dressed in my saturday grungies. ITS SUPPOSED TO REPEL)
Envy
What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?
nuthing.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one. My room is my domain. *ghostlky voice* STAY OUT, plus its haunted and I've made friends with mah ghost..
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Not in this world no.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Probably....
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Nyo
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Meh..... no.
What deadly sin do you use most often?
Lust and Pride.
What deadly sin do you use least often?
Greed and Gluttony.
What deadly sin is your favorite to act on?
Lust and Envy and Wrath.
Hello
General | Posted 17 years agoI am BluHellWulf,
(sorta obvious but n.e.way) Hello, I'm new (obvious again) I'm 18 yrs old, but and havea been into anthro for years but I never ever heard of others who liked it. Like many when I told other of my fetish I heard this comment "Your a sick perv, don't come near me." I wasnt well recieved when I announced I was gay either. Aren't I glad to live in Cali (<sarcastic especially with our recent loss this past November.) N e way, and I say that alot, it is an honor to be apart of the Fur Affinity community. Please be kind to me.
(sorta obvious but n.e.way) Hello, I'm new (obvious again) I'm 18 yrs old, but and havea been into anthro for years but I never ever heard of others who liked it. Like many when I told other of my fetish I heard this comment "Your a sick perv, don't come near me." I wasnt well recieved when I announced I was gay either. Aren't I glad to live in Cali (<sarcastic especially with our recent loss this past November.) N e way, and I say that alot, it is an honor to be apart of the Fur Affinity community. Please be kind to me.
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