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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1186342/

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
No.

[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
No way man!!!
Although I would totally try to get wed legalized if that happened. :D

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I would say pro, but I'm a lot less pro-abortion than I used to be. I know I could never do it myself, but also I don't think it should be something that people get to do easily. I feel like people having unprotected sex and being careless shouldn't be able to have them (I know it's hugely hard for a woman to do, so I don't want to sound like a dick, it's just kind of a "you made the choice, live with it" kinda thing). I would say it should only really be for rape victims or other extreme cases. :1

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Hahaha wtf no. I tend to assume women are a little nicer than dudes (I am a sexist pig I know!!) so I like to hope they might do a slightly better job. Probably very wishful thinking though. :c

[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Hells yes, please!!

[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I am so for it I could explode a little bit! As long as people are ready for it they should sex away. B)

[07] Do you believe in God?
Kind of! I kinda go back and forth.

[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't really know anything about the issue, but for now I'll say I don't! :D

[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No, not unless her whole family is going to help raise it or there's any kind of special circumstances. I don't wanna say it would always 100% be a no, but I would say 99% of the time it would not be a rad idea!

[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Pfft no.

[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes please!! That would be rad.

[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yeah, I do. I mean if you want to ~assist~ somebody, you should really try to help them want to live. Again, though, there could always be special circumstances where it might be kind of a mercy killing type deal, but if the problem is all psychological I think they should totally not be assisted. :c

[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Only if they really, seriously needed to realize something they did was way more major than anything they'd ever done, and the parent needed to break the normal habit to show them. It would need to be an extreme case kind of thing. Never a regular thing. :1 Also not in front of any siblings since I had a kid I was babysitting spank his sister 'cause he saw his mom do it and wanted to do it. :1

[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes, though it seems pretty wasteful and like it would release some hella bad chemicals. :1

[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Maybe! I always worry my opinions are kinda dumb haha, but then again probably no one or very few people are gonna read this anyways!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1173313/

SOS commissions that no one's really responded to yet, I thought I'd help her out. :D Her art is cute buy some!

Are you single or taken?
Totally date-ily.

Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolates!! I hate getting flowers, I would rather just have a garden with living ones. :1 Also chocolates are yummy!

Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I dunno, I don't remember what we did last Valentines Day. We'll have to see I guess!

Do you like anyone?
My boyfrann. :D

Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I'm not sure I really ever have, but I guess I probably used to get bummed about being single. Now it just kind of seems like a stupid day. Especially since there are apparently way more suicides that day than any other day! BUMMER. :'C

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes, but never for very long. I always found out who they were after a few hours. xD

Do you believe in Cupid?
Haha wtf no. xD

Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
They used to! They're so sweet. I love my parents. <3

Is Valentines day depressing?
Not for me anymore, but I think it is for a lot of people. Again, I re-iterate my point that it is a stinky holiday.

Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I hope so! But it seems weird looking that far into the future. I like to think so, though. :D

Write out the names of your characters and explain:
1.) How you thought of their name.
2.) What made you create the character in the first place.
3.) How the character has changed over time (If they have changed).
4.) Any random fun fact about that character.

BOB

1.) It was my username! Which I thought of when I loved Sonic, so I just did the whole "NAME the ANIMAL" thing, but I made it all ~RANDOM~.
2.) The flea from InuYasha made me want to draw her, and also this picture of Ron Stoppable I saw on the internet one time.
3.) Well at first she was just kind my outlet for "randomness" on this Sonic board I used to go on, then she was kind of charming oblivious and worked on cartoon physics and was still al ~random~-nified, then I did acid and she turned into this bug that was really wise and did a lot of drugs and really really loved life, and now she doesn't do drugs anymore and is just generally constantly in love with life and really cartoony. She kind of came full circle, except without all the forced randomness and violence.
4.) She used to be in the circus. :D

MUDS (Well okay actually her name is Madeleine).

1.) I don't actually remember, she just kind of seemed like a muds. Everyone calls Murdoc from the Gorillaz "Muds" so that's probably why I had that name in my head I guess, since I used to be all YAY GORILLAZ LET'S SEE SOME DICKS IN SOME BUTTS. And also madeleine just seemed like an embarrassing name that she wouldn't like that could get turned into Muds.
2.) I will be honest and tell you that  seux had a chinese crested character and there was some sort of drama about her ripping some other chick off and it all just made me want to make a chinese crested character. SO I DID!!!
3.) Well at first she was just an excuse to design a new character, then I gave her a major crush on one of my other characters, and now she does a lot of drugs and fucks a lot of bitches. WELL PLAYED, MUDS.
4.) One time she had a summer job driving the ice cream truck and she sold drugs out of it.

PARKER

1.) My friend was looking through baby names and reading some of them out to me, and she got to "Parker" and I was like, FUCK YEAH. She wanted to name her "Parley" and I was like, ew wtf no.
2.) A scene in "Benchwarmers" where a lawnmower runs over a dog and shaves the fur off of half it's body. :D
3.) She used to be really into ska, and kind of into punk, and now she's really into punk and kind of into ska. Also she became a fuckload angrier and does a lot more drugs and I think she punches her mom one time. Also she gets a boyfriend!
4.) She has a coke addiction for a while maybe!

BLOOD RED!

1.) Number a) because she is a crayon, number b) because she is the angry metal-loving one that people use to draw blood!!! Grargh!!!
2.) I used to go on Neopets a lot to roleplay, and I saw a crayon roleplay one day and was like "FUCK YEAH" and started making them all the time.
3.) She stopped being so shitty and 2-dimensional mostly, and her backstory got a lot more fleshed out. But it's still kinda stupid. :D And also she got a girlfriend.
4.) She wants to start a revolution! :D

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first (few) line(s) from the first 10 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Post the correct guessed answers above.

1.) Penelope shoot the apple off my head, I need to do to the store
To get some sleep. 'Cause I've run out of sleep.

2.)Annie's 12 years old,
In two more she'll be a whore.
Nobody ever told her
It's the wrong way.

3.) (My third song didn't actually have any lyrics so I guess technically this is my fourth song? :D But it was "Erasing the Bad Parts" by RIONX.)

3. b)Day after day,
I will work and I will play
But the day, after today
I will stop, and I will start.

4.)Mr. Port-A-Potty Man,
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man,
He drag potty all around,
He bring potty to your town.

5.) There are my specks, the ones I've been looking for.
I threw them out my window ten years ago and now they're on my doorstep.

6.) I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear,
Which made it hard to hear.

7.) See the stars come falling down from the sky,
Gently passing, they kiss your tears when you cry.

8.) Here I sit planted in the mud, a mushroom of melted molecules. Where language has been reduced, we can only use abbreviations. Skjlb hjkgdfn uji AhFGsd uWiaAn.

9.) Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie.

10.) (Another song with no lyrics! It was "The Golden Road" by Jeff Beck. :D)

10. b)Try to see myself what goes on.
Make it up myself, I'll never.
Always told my thoughts aloud,
then another day I shut up.

I've been trying to get to know more people on the interbutts! Just comment if you want an add and I'll note you with my email. Well, as long as I know you well enough to deem you not-totally-crazy. :3

People say they'll draw "gay" but not "yaoi"? D:
Am I missing a crucial difference here? O:

I think I will do this on DA also because I am surprisingly popular on there. Which is sad because I hate DA and always come on here. xD SORRY, DA POPULATION.

Are YOU a popular artist...?
Just check the boxes with X, and count your points. For every 'YES', check +7 points. For every 'NO', it's +0 points. Check the results at the bottom.
And DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY. It's just for fun. ;3

You have more than 500 watchers.
[ ] Yes (+7 points)
[x] No (+0 points) [OMG I have 181 watchers on here. This surprised me a lot. o.o]

You get more than 30 comments per art.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

You have more than 20 000 pageviews.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Popular/Well known artist has commented and/or faved your art.
[ ] Yes
[x] No [I don't actually know, but I don't think so. O:
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, POPULAR/WELL-KNOWN ARTISTS OF THE WORLD.]

Popular/Well known artist is watching you.
[ ] Yes
[x] No [Again, I don't know. :c Although hey I think Fiz is well known maybe that counts. OH WELL TOO LATE I ALREADY ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS.]

You get A LOT of fan/gift-arts.
[ ] Yes
[x] No [Although my Bob art folder is a pretty good size. But that's mostly from TA.]

Someone has copied and/or claimed your art as their own.
[x] Yes [I FELT SO COOL. It was on DA, though, so I wonder if it counts. O: ]
[ ] No

Someone has pretended as you (in forums, etc).
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Many, many people has asked you for an art-trade. (This is relative, honestly.)
[ ] Yes
[x] No [I don't think many many. O: Maybe, like...5.]

When you take commissions, there's a flood of people trying to get a spot.

[ ] Yes
[x] No [I've gotten one comission online.
But my mom pays me to draw cards for her. It's a sweet gig. My mom rocks.]

(FurAffinity only->) Your art has been used on the banner, or Administrator has used an avatar of your art.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

You only watch people, who are better than you. (inspires you to draw better)
[ ] Yes (but also good friends)
[x] No

[This seems like a mean question. Also I have no idea, I'm not good at judging that sort of thing, but I'll say no just in case. :3]

Do you comment a lot? (clever way to get attention!)
[x] Yes [I feel like a jerk if I fave and don't comment.]
[ ] No

EQUALS TO: 14

RESULTS:
68 to 98 points:___ HOLY CRAP! You really are one fabulous artist! No wonder you're so well known... *thumbs up*
40 to 67 points:_42_ Hang in there, and make more comments! You're pretty good, my man. Many have saw your art but there's many many more that haven't still seen it.
20 to 39 points:___ Weellll....how to say this. You're kinda' good. Heheh. There's a few really great images, but... Keep going! There's lots of stuff to do. *hug*
0 to 19 points:___ ...........Oh my god, you're terrib--- I MEAN! Ermmm.....You've got A LOT of stuff to do. Oh man, go to a drawing-school or some shit.... Damn... *sweatdrop*

SWEATDROP.

PHELIX IS A JEW. :C

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Oh god I hope he isn't a for real Jew I will feel so bad I will have to send myself to bed without any dinner and then...
...I'll have to spank me.

Just curious. People always seem to think I'm older than I am for some reason. Which is cool, makes me feel all mature and shit.

Just curious. Are there some kind of criteria you have to meet, or do you just have to like drawing animal-people?

*Are you a furry?
Yes I suppose I am!

*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Not even a little!

*How long have you been in the community?
I have no idea. I've been drawing/looking at art of furries 4EVAR but I have no idea how long I've actually been participating in the community. We'll say...whenever I joined FA.

*How did you find furry?
I have no idea, just a lot of cartoons with walking/talking animals and I was like THESE THINGS LOOK SO MUCH COOLER THAN PEOPLE. *O* I wish I could remember what turned me furry but I don't right now. But maybe I will later and edit this journal.

*What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
Oh okay um I kind of accidentally answered this one with the last question. But mostly just 'cause they're so much more fun and diverse than human characters, and people in this community are way more tolerant of fucked up shit I might be inclined to draw.

*What's Furry to you?
Geez what a vague question. I don't even know how to answer this.

*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
It would obviously depend on who. Most people I know in real life, honestly, I would probably just say "no" to avoid confusion. Most people's ideas of furry are pretty far away from what I'm actually like.

*What are your favorite aspects of our community?
I actually like the community here way better than DA, there are some awesome as fuck people, and also it's rad when sane people have INSANE fetishes and actually draw them well, I don't know why, it just is.

*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
Only ironically.

*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
A lot. Of things. But you gotta take the bad with the good, especially when you're into something this fucking weird. Plus I have my share of fucked up interests so I can't really wish no on else had any of their own.
Although I really don't like being associated with dogfuckers. ): People who have interests in real animals make me go euighjghl. I'd definitely like it if the a anthro/quad lovers had a bigger line drawn between them. :c

*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
Hah! I really don't care, we're weird as fuck as a whole.

*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Yeah that is lame and double lame. But if they were actually worth caring about I would try and explain that I am not a crazy dogfucker I guess. If I did not care...I would not care! People are meanies on the internet, it's all good.

*We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Sometimes it's awesome, sometimes it's horrid, sometimes it's hysterical. My least favourite is when it's just plain boring, though. I at least want some interesting sex to look at, GAWD.

Personal

*What is/are your fursona(s)?
I dunno if I really have a "fursona", Bob kind of acts as my fursona but she's honestly her own character. I was actually going to submit something that dealt with this so maybe I will try and submit it soon so EVERYONE'S QUESTIONS WILL ME ANSWERED (no one has questions about it).

*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
I don't know, not really. To tell the truth furry art has pretty much never actually turned me on in my life. Which most of you probably will not believe but I really don't find pictures sexy.

*If you could magically morph into your fursona, would you?
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME SHE IS SO CUTE. *o*

*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
No way, José.

*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I guess none. I like a lot of fandoms but I'm not active in any of the communities. Mostly if I like a fandom I just draw the shit for myself.

*Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
I don't know what therian is but whatever, I'll go anthro because people with cat ears and tails make me rage. I have seen too many catgirls in my life. I have been tainted!!

*Are you a fursuiter? If yes, how many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?
Not really no. Maybe one day I will wear some ears because I think they're pretty cute, but that's probably as far as I will go.

*How many of your friends are furry?
Like...none. At all. It's a lonely little ship I run. :'c

*How many pets do you own, if any?
A puppy! She is awesomeness incarnate.

*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
Webcomics mostly, and just art in general. Also awesome cartoons. I am a huge cartoon addict.

*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Not really. On the internet I'm pretty okay with it, and with people who I'm close enough to to not worry about them thinking I'm a big creepo, but generally real-life friends do not get to know. Internet dudes can know all they want though.

Meetups

*Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?
Never. They always seemed kinda bleh to me. And...smelly. :c

*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?
Well not furry meetups but...glow in the dark mini putt is awesome. I would go glow in the dark mini putting with anyone, furry or not.

*Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?
What exactly does one do at a furry party? But uh so far no.

Online

*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
I've never met anyone I've met online. In fact I've never really been really good friends with anyone online so that's probably why.

*What furry websites do you attend?
Pretty much just here. Actually I'm going to say definitely just here.

*What non furry websites do you frequent?
A bunch of webcomics, and http://www.bunnykingdom.net and http://www.squiby.net
But mostly Bunny Kingdom haha.
I am such a girl, I love cute shit.

*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
Not really. :c Although I've seen some awesome art so that's rad. Maybe one day I will meet some groovy life-changin' friends. OR SHOULD I SAY FURIENDS.

Hello internet!
Since I finally got paypal to work I thought I'd offer some comissions. :3
For $5.00 I'll do a hips-up sketch of your character, either digitally or in pencil. :D
And since my scanner's not fabulous I'll be happy to send any originals. (:

Examples:
Click

My paypal is:
mywarpaintissharpieink[at]hotmail.com

Slots!
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Every time I go to someone's FA page now it seems like they're always vehemently opposed to people thanking them for faves or watches. I just don't get the hate? I mean, for a lot of people, having an artist you admire even recognize you exist is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, I understand the suckiness of seeing you have comments and then just finding out they're "thank you"s or "neat"s or "fave'd"s but just...yeagh. People are becoming so anal about comments and faves, seems to kind of fuck up the whole community value of the art ccommunity. Which is the whole reason I pretty much stopped using DA and came over here; FA has a pretty rad community for pretty much any kind of furry art fan. Don't you chase me away, too, FA! I like you!

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Wooooooo.

I've always wanted to do these but I only just got OpenCanvas. Hahaha I'm so late when it comes to trends. BUT, if someone's willing to help me figure out how to set this up and shit (it seems pretty straightforward but knowing me I'll find a way to mess something up), I definitely wanna have these with like everyone and their grandma.
Anyonedownpossibly?

I'M GROUNDED AND BORED WHO WANTS TO TRADE ART!!

1. Draggo. [Done.]
2. Phelix. [Done.]
3. Little-Yellow-Cutie. [Done.]
4. CicatrizESP. [Done.]
5. Bloodfeast. [Done.]

My little fuckers:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1251764/

I'm bored.

1. Atma505 [Done]
2. Phelix [Done]
3. Bloodfeast [Done]
4. HerrWolff [Done]
5. Homicidalsexidol [Done]

Characters:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1251764/
Draw whichever one you want.

I'm bored and I want to colour something. :C

THIS IS THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR I WILL EVER ART WHORE. :D
HAAAAHH 16TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.
SWEET 16.
THE EXCITEMENT MAKES ME UNABLE TO USE LOWERCASE.

It's in three days ahhhh.
I'm so excited I could explode.
Boom.
Blam.
Kapow.
Etc.

einootheutensil (9:36:41 PM): So I get out of school in like a week.
einootheutensil (9:36:41 PM): 8D
dutch toast (9:37:04 PM): So you have a tiny penis.
dutch toast (9:37:05 PM): 8D
einootheutensil (9:37:11 PM): How is that relevant?
einootheutensil (9:37:15 PM): I mean NO I DON'T
dutch toast (9:37:20 PM): AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do any of my buddays on here.
Actually have it?
'Cause if so.
You should all add me.
Obvs.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1621980061

If I don't ever fucking talk to you.
I am not going to add you.
Umfuckingduh.
I really just want more people I can draw graffiti for. <:3

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.
Why am I doing this tonight I have a science project to do.
Oh well.

1. Inflamed-Iron
2. Herrwolf
3. kittysonikku
4. BlackFolf1216
5. technicolor_pie