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General | Posted 11 years agoStolen? no way...
Where are you staying?
main hotel
Means of transportation?
Plane & bus/taxi
Sharing a room with:
the great ponda panda!
What is your gender?
penis
Relationship Status:
Still single!
How old are you?
23 atm, 24 at the con
How tall are you?
187ish cm
Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English and drunk
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
No idea, new place. But i'll be close to a waterhole.
Who will you be with?
All mah buds that want to hangout with me.
Do you do free art?
Do I even art? then yes
Do you do trades?
1 beer = 1 something!
Do you do commissions?
No, i guess not.
Do you have prints/ CDs?
No
What suit(s) will you have?
Non, depends if I find a paperbag, and my alcohol level.
Can I dance with you?
Sure, buy me a beer first and I'll dance better.
Can I touch you?
huh? yes? no? what..?
Can I talk to you?
Yes ofcourse, babble away, tough i might not have any awnsers.
Can I hug you?
yea, if i know you.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Please do ask.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I still wait for someone to ask me that. YES!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol and snus
Can I give you lots of money?
You can give me money, and I can spend them FOR you. Deal?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yea girl!
Can we hang out?
Sure, just need get to know you first. TALK! :)
Are you nice?
Im'a nice dog, very nice dog.
Other cons you may go to?
Next year maybe, if I can get a stable income.
Attending any events?
Not sure, I'll just flow with the feeling.
How can I find you at the con?
A dude with brown tail. Look for a badge. or just yell my name.
Can we go out for a dinner?
you buying?
Are you buying art?
I'm not sure this year. I'll take a look.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
I'm sorry, I am most likely drunk. I might be shy or got nothing to say if im not drunk.
What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter bonzuthedog or sms
May I kidnap you to my room?
I want 50% of the ransom!
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Ya, drunk or hungover. Give me water!
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I know you! But names, names are not my strongest feature. All I can say is sorry.
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
yea, if I know you, and you're awesome, and and ill stop there..
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Yea, fire away! I'm very openminded. Tough I might not have an awnser.
See you all there! Gonna be exciting! :3
-Bonzu doge
Where are you staying?
main hotel
Means of transportation?
Plane & bus/taxi
Sharing a room with:
the great ponda panda!
What is your gender?
penis
Relationship Status:
Still single!
How old are you?
23 atm, 24 at the con
How tall are you?
187ish cm
Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English and drunk
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
No idea, new place. But i'll be close to a waterhole.
Who will you be with?
All mah buds that want to hangout with me.
Do you do free art?
Do I even art? then yes
Do you do trades?
1 beer = 1 something!
Do you do commissions?
No, i guess not.
Do you have prints/ CDs?
No
What suit(s) will you have?
Non, depends if I find a paperbag, and my alcohol level.
Can I dance with you?
Sure, buy me a beer first and I'll dance better.
Can I touch you?
huh? yes? no? what..?
Can I talk to you?
Yes ofcourse, babble away, tough i might not have any awnsers.
Can I hug you?
yea, if i know you.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Please do ask.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I still wait for someone to ask me that. YES!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol and snus
Can I give you lots of money?
You can give me money, and I can spend them FOR you. Deal?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yea girl!
Can we hang out?
Sure, just need get to know you first. TALK! :)
Are you nice?
Im'a nice dog, very nice dog.
Other cons you may go to?
Next year maybe, if I can get a stable income.
Attending any events?
Not sure, I'll just flow with the feeling.
How can I find you at the con?
A dude with brown tail. Look for a badge. or just yell my name.
Can we go out for a dinner?
you buying?
Are you buying art?
I'm not sure this year. I'll take a look.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
I'm sorry, I am most likely drunk. I might be shy or got nothing to say if im not drunk.
What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter bonzuthedog or sms
May I kidnap you to my room?
I want 50% of the ransom!
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Ya, drunk or hungover. Give me water!
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I know you! But names, names are not my strongest feature. All I can say is sorry.
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
yea, if I know you, and you're awesome, and and ill stop there..
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Yea, fire away! I'm very openminded. Tough I might not have an awnser.
See you all there! Gonna be exciting! :3
-Bonzu doge
Hey guess what!
General | Posted 12 years agoI'm gonna get drunk this week @EF, and celebrate my birthday!
Cu there guys!
Oh, and do that F5 thingy.
Cu there guys!
Oh, and do that F5 thingy.
EF19 meme, since everyone are doing it
General | Posted 12 years agoI did not steal this, nooooo no no no ofc not.
*Where are you staying?
Main Hotel, or in the ditch. Depends on the amount of alcohol from day to day.
*Sharing a room with:
MC and his friend
*What is your gender?
Duuude.. !
*Relationship Status:
Single, because it's so fun!
*How old are you?
Will turn 23yrs at the con!
*How tall are you?
187cm or something, reaching for the skies!
*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English, and drunkspeech
*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
The bar mostly I guess..
I have no idea, really. I'm not much for planing stuff.
*Who will you be with?
Everyone who wanna be with me?
Just hook me up.
*What suit(s) will you have?
I don't have a suit. Maybe "Doggybag" will return one night, we'll see!
*Can I dance with you?
Sure! Insert one beer in paw!
*Can I touch you?
If you're a really hot girl I would most likely say yes
If not, well, no.
*Can I talk to you?
Hell yea! But don't expect clever or smart words back!
*Can I hug you?
Yes you can, but mind the glass! I don't like spilling liquid of dreams..
*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes, I think so. But please ask first.
*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Oh yes! yes! yes!
*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, I have never heard of this stuff....
I don't smoke, but i do Snus<3
*Can I give you lots of money?
Umm, depends on who you are and what we do...... but I like money.
*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs yes.
Snuggle, maybe if you're a female.
*Can we hang out?
Yes we can! Just hook me up, if I'm not busy! :3
*Are you nice?
I belive I am, yes! Ask my friends, but they will most likely lie.
*Other cons you may go to?
I have no idea, What ever i got time and money for.
*Attending any events?
Don't think so..
*How can I find you at the con?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9605051/
If you see that, most likely me.
Or just a sexy dude with a dark brown tail. Either in the lobby or the bar.
*Can we go out for a dinner?
Yea, you buying?
*Are you buying art?
Yes, most likely.
*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Ummm.. difficult question. Alcohol level maybe? jk
I might be shy sometimes, or not knowing what to talk about.
*What is the best way to contact you?
Open your mouth, and use words like "Hey, Bonzu, Doggy, Stupid, Sexy"
Or just poke me.
*May I kidnap you to my room?
hah, for a drink yes.
For something else, refer to question 12.
*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I'm bad with names, but good with moments. If we have an awesome talk, hangout or just do something plain funny or stupid,
I will most likely remember your name! That's how it works really.
*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Hah, yes. But i am honest, and you might not like the answer.
See you all there!
*Where are you staying?
Main Hotel, or in the ditch. Depends on the amount of alcohol from day to day.
*Sharing a room with:
MC and his friend
*What is your gender?
Duuude.. !
*Relationship Status:
Single, because it's so fun!
*How old are you?
Will turn 23yrs at the con!
*How tall are you?
187cm or something, reaching for the skies!
*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English, and drunkspeech
*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
The bar mostly I guess..
I have no idea, really. I'm not much for planing stuff.
*Who will you be with?
Everyone who wanna be with me?
Just hook me up.
*What suit(s) will you have?
I don't have a suit. Maybe "Doggybag" will return one night, we'll see!
*Can I dance with you?
Sure! Insert one beer in paw!
*Can I touch you?
If you're a really hot girl I would most likely say yes
If not, well, no.
*Can I talk to you?
Hell yea! But don't expect clever or smart words back!
*Can I hug you?
Yes you can, but mind the glass! I don't like spilling liquid of dreams..
*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes, I think so. But please ask first.
*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Oh yes! yes! yes!
*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, I have never heard of this stuff....
I don't smoke, but i do Snus<3
*Can I give you lots of money?
Umm, depends on who you are and what we do...... but I like money.
*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs yes.
Snuggle, maybe if you're a female.
*Can we hang out?
Yes we can! Just hook me up, if I'm not busy! :3
*Are you nice?
I belive I am, yes! Ask my friends, but they will most likely lie.
*Other cons you may go to?
I have no idea, What ever i got time and money for.
*Attending any events?
Don't think so..
*How can I find you at the con?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9605051/
If you see that, most likely me.
Or just a sexy dude with a dark brown tail. Either in the lobby or the bar.
*Can we go out for a dinner?
Yea, you buying?
*Are you buying art?
Yes, most likely.
*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Ummm.. difficult question. Alcohol level maybe? jk
I might be shy sometimes, or not knowing what to talk about.
*What is the best way to contact you?
Open your mouth, and use words like "Hey, Bonzu, Doggy, Stupid, Sexy"
Or just poke me.
*May I kidnap you to my room?
hah, for a drink yes.
For something else, refer to question 12.
*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I'm bad with names, but good with moments. If we have an awesome talk, hangout or just do something plain funny or stupid,
I will most likely remember your name! That's how it works really.
*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Hah, yes. But i am honest, and you might not like the answer.
See you all there!
Wut I do with journal?
General | Posted 12 years agoI've never written a journal before, so why not just blabla shit here when I got nothing better to do!
So what am I supposed to write in here anyway?
I can maybe write about my status?
1. My drawing exercise is currently at hold, only doodling in my little "Film editing book" at meetings and stuff. So nothing big there.
2. Sleep, how does one simply just go to bed sleepy and getting enough sleep to get up in the morning? I would love some secret tips!!
3. Film school is awesome I guess. Last production where sort of a failure. I think we got barely enough shots to put it together (luckily I'm not the one editing that one *phew*)
Next production will be crazy as fuck! Our story will be from the 50's 80's and 00's (And we got an awesome veteran car for the opening shot, and like 10 actors), so I'm looking forward editing that one!
4. Lovelife: Hakuna-matata with a mix of "The jungle book" if you know what i mean.
5. ???
6. If you read it all, you might consider use more time at your hobbies :3
kk thx that's all! ;D
So what am I supposed to write in here anyway?
I can maybe write about my status?
1. My drawing exercise is currently at hold, only doodling in my little "Film editing book" at meetings and stuff. So nothing big there.
2. Sleep, how does one simply just go to bed sleepy and getting enough sleep to get up in the morning? I would love some secret tips!!
3. Film school is awesome I guess. Last production where sort of a failure. I think we got barely enough shots to put it together (luckily I'm not the one editing that one *phew*)
Next production will be crazy as fuck! Our story will be from the 50's 80's and 00's (And we got an awesome veteran car for the opening shot, and like 10 actors), so I'm looking forward editing that one!
4. Lovelife: Hakuna-matata with a mix of "The jungle book" if you know what i mean.
5. ???
6. If you read it all, you might consider use more time at your hobbies :3
kk thx that's all! ;D
Derp
General | Posted 14 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[X] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] had sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[X] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[X] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] wished someone to die
[) seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[X] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[X] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[] dressed gothic
[X] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[X] stole something
[X] been too drunk to remember anything
[X] blacked out
[X] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[X] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 41
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[X] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[X] gone to court (Boycott'd it, does it count?)
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[X] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 49
[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[X] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[X] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 58
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[X] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[X] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[X] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 67
Well... This was a waste of time, Success!
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[X] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] had sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[X] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[X] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] wished someone to die
[) seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[X] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[X] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[] dressed gothic
[X] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[X] stole something
[X] been too drunk to remember anything
[X] blacked out
[X] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[X] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 41
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[X] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[X] gone to court (Boycott'd it, does it count?)
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[X] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 49
[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[X] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[X] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 58
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[X] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[X] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[X] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 67
Well... This was a waste of time, Success!
