We all piled up in the back of the van. Windy relinquished his seat so that Tysan could guide Howie on how to get from the beach to the manor at the center of the island. I sat on top of my luggage behind Howie's seat facing back at everyone else, my back up against the driver's seat. Brandon was cradling the CB in the middle next to me and Hünter who was seated on the other side on top of our bucket of moonshine. Boner and Lily were seated in the middle of everyone on top of everyone's bags. Ermey and Windy were in the very back, seated in the opposite corners on top of the scuba tanks. We'd brought so much stuff with us that everyone was barely not touching the ceiling of the van, so every bump in the road was a near miss on getting a concussion.
“Hey, Howie!? Hey, Windy!? How about next time you two install a luggage rack on this thing!?” Complained Hünter.
“We thought about it but it'd ruin the resale value…” said Windy from his back corner. He sounded like a modern day Gomer Pyle whenever he spoke I swear.
It was only a 5-10 minutes to get through the woods on a narrow walking path from the shore to the grounds of the manor. It'd have been a lot shorter if the road had been wide, paved, and flatter.
We'd pulled up to a large tall stone walled gate. Over it we could see through the windshield a single tall spire that reached high into the air. It sort of resembled a lighthouse. The entrance of the Wall's gate had a cast iron archway over it with a strange stylized emblem over it. It was kind of a weird gargoyle look to it with a crest and a big old English styled “W” at the center. Atop the stone wall were ornate metal spikes.
The entrance and archway were more than tall enough to drive under but it was barely a handful of inches wider than the van. Howie has to collapse the rearview mirrors to fit through.
“That was a tight squeeze… I hope we didn't scratch the paint!?” He said as he made sure the back bumper was well past the wall.
“What can I say? It was built back in a time of horse drawn carriages.” I said to him over my shoulder.
He pulled the van up the long snaking drive through a handful more of those freaking weird willow trees till we got to the front steps. He parked and we all filed out and stood back and took in the surroundings.
It was a huge place. And more like a medieval castle from the 15-1600s than a plantation style home of the 1800s. It was over 4 stories tall at some points, had large ornate stained glass windows in places, the single super tall spire was situated in the very center of the complex, six shorter spires encircled it, and it was in fact a working vintage lighthouse. The roof was shingles made from black tar covered wooden or clay tiles laid out in a fish scale pattern. The stone work was odd as all the stones were pitch black. Like solid black. Like they absorbed all light around it. It was also dark black you couldn't see the individual stones that made up it. It was like a castle shaped dark void in our vision.
The front doors in front of us were hovering above a set of steps and were inset into the building so that a small awning hung over it. There were signs that there was once a fabric part to the awning but they'd partially decayed away over the years. Standing guard there were also 2 statues of the peculiar gargoyles like the one on the gate arch. What was really odd was there was no garden or plants near the building itself so the place still seemed brand new.
“Wow! This is very different from what the records showed!” Said a shocked Lily. She was digging through her book bag she'd brought with her out of the van.
“Yeah!? Didn't the pictures we get from the library and city hall show a white marble building?” Said Neveah petting her squirming pup.
“White marble!?” Asked Ermey looking confused. “This place has been black as long as I can remember!?”
“Yeah, it's been this way since I first came here with my dad and grandpa as a lil toy.” Added Tysan.
“But, I got photos from the 1910s, 40s, 50s, and a bunch from the 80s because of the survey that showed this place was once solid white!” she said, fumbling around and finally pulling out a few pieces of paper. She handed them to us and we all looked and passed them around.
The first one I saw was one of the ones from the 50s and it was a Xerox copy of a faded Polaroid of the mansion while a work crew was doing some kind of maintenance on the roof, but sure enough as Lily said it was still the exact same building but instead of black stone it was made of white marble stone. The next picture I received was an old black and white one I'm guessing was the 1910s one and this one was a newspaper print of our great grand aunt in front of the door way in which we now stood. She was every bit of what we were told. The newspaper was a singles advertisement where she was looking for a husband. My guess from the fact we're here only living descents means that didn't work out for her.
The last page I got before I stopped looking and just passed the pages along to the next person was a collage of images from the 80s survey. It had a lot of images of guys in orange reflector construction style vests and hard hats all over the place with random candid photos of the house in the background and again of course the house appears to be white marble then. The thing that caught my eye more was our aunt was in one of them and she basically looked the same as her dating advert from the 10s.
“Yeah… that is a weird one… well, are we going to stay out here all night or are we going to go inside!?” Said Howie lifting a fistful of luggage in each hand and headed up the steps.
“Iffen y'all don't mind I'm going to stay out here in your van for the night…” said Brandon stepping away from the building.
“Suit yourself, but I'm keeping the keys with me so you won't have AC or radio!” Howie yelled back as he used his last 2 free fingers to rattle the doorknobs and swing open the 2 large front doors.
That was kind of unsettling to me as seeing that old photo only a moment ago of our great grand aunt in front of these doors she was to scale with those doors making them look normal sized but seeing Howie in front of them and that he was barely half their height.
Everyone gathered their stuff and followed Howie inside. I was 3rd to last inside with Ermey forcing Brandon inside behind me. Inside was a large foyer with a tall ceiling that went 3 stories high. There were 5 large doors that branched off from the foyer; two on each side and one at the very back at the end of a long hall. By my judgement based on the layout I saw outside I figured that the door at the end of the hall had to lead to the lighthouse spire at the center of the building. It was surprisingly cool inside, there was no mildew smell like you'd expect in a place like this, and the air was dry unlike the humidity that was outside. Now that I thought about it the humidity wasn’t that bad outside. It was only bad just before we finally got on to the island.
“Ok, Brandon is it? You’re the only one of us who’s been here before! Where is eveything?” asked Boner his arm around Lily’s shoulder.
“I… I think there’s a kitchen through the 2nd door on the le… right!?” he said pointing to the door.
“Lead the way!” Ermey shoves him forward.
With great resistance he then walked ahead of the group to the door, opened it, and allowed us to enter ahead of him. In this room we found it to be a large dining hall with a great table with only one lonely chair with a place setting made up in front of it. The place looked as if it’d been cleaned recently.
There was another door on the opposite wall behind the chair. Bran led us to it and through it we found the kitchen. This room I’d expected to find desiccated, but it too looked to have been recently decontaminated. I was expecting to find years old food, unwashed dishes, and an infestation of insects and rodents. But, it looked almost like a restaurant’s ready and waiting to reopen. There was a massive full range gas stove, a giant walk in cooler and freezer, a walk in pantry, an industrial dishwasher, a sink large enough to use as a bathtub, an antique china cabinet full of some fancy custom dish and silverware sets, and finally a hanging rack full of pots and pans. I think if I could just sell half this stuff I could live comfortably for a few years.
Howie out of pure curiosity looked inside the cooler and found it empty, but still operating somehow. “We’ve still got power!?” he shouted from within the giant metal box.
“I don’t know how!?” replied Tysan. “Miss. Wellers was never able to get a power or phone line built to reach out this way so she had the place wired for generators and solar panels, but none of that should still be working!? No one’s been out here since the cleanup after her death…”
“Must be on some sort of stand by lower power mode that’s barely still running? We’ll have to check the generators, wherever they are, tomorrow morning.” said Windy.
“Well, since it’s all working we can put the food we brought in here to keep. Hell, we can put that alcohol Hünter bought in there so we’ll have cold drinks later!” I added.
“You said she never had a phone here… So, how did she call out for stuff in town or get a boat ride to the mainland?” asked Lily.
“She used a CB radio to call the office at the docks or the police on rare occasions. It’d be somewhere on one of the top floors I’d believe to get a wide signal. Maybe in her master bedroom?” answered Tysan.
After we unpacked what we needed to in the kitchen we had Brandon lead us from the kitchen to the washroom with its hospital or prison style industrial washing machine and dryer to another hallway that led to the other (west) wing of the house. It was a large library, study, den, and smoking room. The Library was as tall as the foyer with shelves upon shelves of books, most of which I’m sure had to be one of a kind antiques and first editions. There was a spiral staircase that led to balconies every 8-10 feet with those ladders with rollers and casters like you’d seen in movies on each level. The study was just a small offshoot room of the library with a single ornate hand carved writing desk with an old oil lantern and a high back matching chair. It looked like it hadn’t been used in decades. The den was like something out of an old adventure movie with old mounted animal heads, a few animal pelts as carpet, a full stocked liquor cabinet, another cabinet filled with different types drinking glasses, a wooden bar with 3 stools, a large mirror mounted behind it, a humongous fireplace with a couple of cushioned chairs in front of it. The oddest thing about this room was of all the mounted animal trophies here the prized piece above the mantle of the fireplace was a full body taxidermied great white shark done up like how one would do a small mouth bass. The Smoking room was much like the den but much smaller with a rack of cigar boxes. Anything in them is probably too old to still be any good now, but the boxes might still be worth some money as a novelty antique.
“This room stinks!” whined Neveah.
“Smells good to me! I could go for a smoke!” said Hünter. “But, I’ll wait till later!” he winked at Howie and me.
After the smoking room we came to a living room or dayroom as the old timers would’ve called it back in this place’s heyday. It was another beautiful Victorian relic. It had several large bay windows that faced West. There were 4 huge couches that were too big to fit in any living room let alone any house I’ve ever lived in. In the middle of the room was a fancy ornate coffee table on top of an intricately woven carpet. In each corner of the room between the couches were old suits of armor; a medieval French knight, a dark ages Viking’s man-at-arms armor, an ancient Roman’s centurion armor, and finally a feudal Japanese Samurai’s armor. All of them even had a sword and shield of their respected culture placed in their hands.
After the living room we came back into the foyer out of the left side front door. I guessed the 2nd door must lead upstairs or was some other room connected to the west wing.
“Where do these other doors lead?” I asked.
“I don't really know but I think that one…” Bran pointed towards the right hand front door, “...is like a coat closet!? I think I accidentally ran into it when I was trying to escape…” he turned boiled lobster red saying that last part. The girls all giggled.
“What's that one at the back?” Asked Boner trying to break up the moment.
“Ummm… I think that is the main tower!? I only opened that door once before and looked in… it's just a giant swirling staircase leading up. Now that door over there is to the upstairs where poor ole Miss. Wellers’s bedroom and bathroom are!”
“Should? Should we go up there?” Asked Cæla looking towards Lily. “We might find out more about your ancestry if we look through your aunt's… things!?”
“Yeah, we should, but maybe in the morning for the rest of today and tonight let's just find someplace for us all to put up our bags, maybe find a bathroom, figure out something to eat, and figure out where we're all gonna sleep.” Lily said as she held up a finger to emphasize each point.
“I hope your creepy ancestors had multiple guest rooms! Because I ain't sharing a room with any of you pendejos!” Said Neveah pointing to Hünter, Howie, Windy, and me. She was kind enough to not include our reluctant guests and tour guides.
“Judging by the size of this place I'm sure there's gotta be more rooms than that on the 2nd floor… hell based on what I've seen so far there should be a 3rd and possibly 4th floor not counting the tower!” Said Howie.
We all entered the door and indeed it was a stairway and a gentle one at that with nice wide sloping steps. The walls were lined with painting, portraits, and old photography of who I think must have been members of my ancestral family. At the top of the stairs was an open walkway to another large hallway with a single large window with a balcony at the end. On both sides of the hall were a couple doors.
Each of these doors were easily identified with a simple plaque on the outside of them. The one closest to us on the left was embossed with the image of a baby's crib telling us it was once a nursery. The next closest one to the right was marked with a stylish EW for East Wing meaning it led somehow to the other side of the building. The rear 2 doors were branded with an image of a bed on the right side and a bathtub on the left.
“Ok, sooo… we got at least 2 rooms on this side at least? Maybe the men in one and ladies in the other?” Cæla asked cautiously.
“Maybe? But let's see what is on the East side 2nd floor.” Lily said, pushing her way over to the EW door.
Through it we came to another shorter hall that turned right with yet another oversized door at its end. Opening it it was back into the foyer, but 10-15 feet up the Westside wall. There in front of us was a metal walkway across to the other side. It was suspended from the ceiling by thick and heavy chains that were intricately carved with fleur-de-lis patterns. The door on the other side was already open and waiting for us.
After everyone hurried over with almost everybody here having some form of fear of heights or vertigo. I was one of them that ran the gauntlet within a few quick strides.
The doorway on the East side led to another hallway of doors. But, this time they were marked differently. There were only three this time. One was marked with an image of a stage with curtains. Must have been some kind of entertainment room or at home theater. The others were again desecrated as another restroom and the last were yet another flight of stairs.
“Should we continue on?” Asked someone I don't remember.
“Yeah, let's keep going, we need to see what all rooms we got to choose from!” I think it was Cæla.
So we took the stairs and like the ones before they were comfortably placed, not like the emergency fire escape stairs like one might find in modern appointment buildings. Even more paintings this time but these were of landscapes and strange ocean creatures. I did take note these all had the same signature in the top right hand corners. Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers the 2nd. One of my great grand uncles maybe?
The next floor was smaller than the previous with a shorter hall that ran parallel to the front wall of the building. So to our left was nothing but large stained glass windows with only the one in the middle being able to open into a balcony overlooking the front yard. To our right were two more doors each marked. One as yet another restroom and the other as some sort of art studio with a plaque showing an art easel, musical notes, and a sewing needle and thread. Must have been a very classically trained family.
Again the hall terminated into another door label as WW for West Wing. We debated again on if we should continue and we again soldiered on. This time instead of a suspension bridge to the other side it was more a fancy catwalk with a window overlooking the foyer and one could look down over it and see the 2nd floor bridge or look straight out to the large pearl cover chandelier that hung from the ceiling. That's got to be worth an easy couple million in modern day money I thought.
The door at the end of the catwalk that opened onto the West Wing 3rd floor showed a lot more wear and tear than any of the others. This must have been the floor our aunt lived in. We open it to find a mirrored layout to the one on the East side. But with three final doors. Two more bedrooms separated by another bathroom.
“Bingo! We found our rooms for the night!” Said Boner as he pulled Lily in closer to him.
“Is that the bathroom you found her in?” I asked Brandon.
“Ye… yeah… please don't ask me to go in there!” He begged quietly.
“Wasn't planning on it just making sure I don't stay on the possibly haunted floor or use the cursed toilet.” I said, slapping him on his back. Dude was built like a brick house.
“Okay, so you two take that room and I say our guests can have the other room? Me and the guys can sleep down stairs in the living room. Those couches looked comfy. The girls can take the 2nd floor bedrooms? Sounds good to everyone?” Asked Howie, trying to be diplomatic and gentleman-like.
“I guess that sounds good to me.” Said Windy looking anxiously out one of the windows. “I'm not the biggest fan of sleeping in high places.”
“Yeah, I guess…” I said feeling only slightly slighted. I was the oldest and majority owner of this place and am still relegated to sleeping on a couch. My lot in life.
“We can share a room if someone wants to stay in the nursery or maternity room?” Said Cæla taking Neveah's hand like a big sister to her bratty sibling.
“I’ll take it!” Said Ermey before I had time to process the invitation. But I figured it was probably more proper for all the girls to have a floor to themselves.
“Bran and I can use this top floor bedroom to see if we can get a CB radio signal out and get a hold of someone that can get my dad out here with his portable welder so we can fix up our boat. We got some tools but I would be happier to get it done properly and not risk damaging it any more than it already has been.” Tysan said, taking the CB radio from Brandon's death grip on it.
“Okay it's settled! Everyone put your bags in your assigned rooms and we'll meet down stairs for dinner and I can show you all what I found in the town records.” Said Lily clapped her hands like a giddy child.
Howie, Hünter, Windy, and I made our way back down the gauntlet to the ground level and set up our little camp in the living room. My first order of business after we sell off all the most valuable items in this place is if we choose to keep the house and property is to gut the building and place in more convenient stairs. I'm not a fan of having to cross an open walkway 20 or more feet in the air. Guard rails be damned.
Windy and Howie unloaded all of their stuff from the van and had it laid out on the coffee table inspecting it. They had the rented scuba gear, Windy's guns, body armor, camouflage, and Howie's laptop and recording equipment. He brought it along mostly to make YouTube videos with his friends and Vlog the trip but now I think he was planning something else.
“Dammit! They were right, this place is a dead zone.” Wined Howie tried and failed to get his laptop to connect to his mobile service.
“I told you you should have bought a signal booster or got one of those Starlink routers!” Yelled Hünter as he was rolling out a sleeping bag over his designated couch.
“I didn't want to waste the money! Besides, don't you hate Elon Musk or something?”
“Yeah, but the guy makes great shit!” He retorted now pulling out the baggie of pot we got from the crazy old cracker from town.
He started grinding it with his own little portable “cigarette” making kit. He even had one of those machines that packs and rolls the “tobacco “ and papers for you. He ended up making like 8-10 joints all with the same love and care.
“Hünter!? What the heck do you think you're doing!?” Shouted Windy once he looked up from checking the sights on his AK. “You know I don't like it when you smoke that stuff around me! And, if we get caught while I'm carrying it's a major felony!”
“We ain't gonna get caught, dude! No one is going to call the cops on us here. And, I think weed should be illegal at this point! It's no fuckin, worse than beer and I got 5 gallons of moonshine in the cooler right now! If that tickles your fancy?”
“You know I don't drink either!” Windy scoffed.
They went on like this until Lily and her girlfriends came down to get us to help in the kitchen. We followed them back to the kitchen where Ermey and Boner, who’d changed into fresh clothes since his little swim in the swamp, were already going through cupboards and cabinets trying to find what they thought we might need to cook with.
Windy had brought with him and Howie several military grade MREs and some of those buckets of Doomsday perpers foodstuffs. Luckily Lily and Cæla did bring some fresh vegetables, fruit, a couple dozen eggs, some cake and cookie mixes, a few loaves of bread, peanut butter, jams, butter, a bunch of bags of chips, and seasoning. Between all that and my almost autistic level of cooking knowledge I gained from watching Food Network and YouTube cooking channels we were able to cobble together an edible meal. Hünter made some space cakes with one of the brownie mixes the girls bought and some of the remainder of his crazy old man purchase.
“Where’s your friends at? They don’t want to help cook their meal?” asked Neveah to Ermey while she was assisting Hünter with his baking.
“They’re probably trying to get the CB radios working to try and get some help by tomorrow morning!” she said ignoring Neveah’s sass.
“Neveah! Be nice!” shouted Lily while cutting up veggies for the stew I was making.
We ended up making a gumbo style dish using the freeze dried meats and rice from Windy's MREs and survival buckets, and the fresh vegetables and spices from Cæla. It was adequate to Ermey’s local taste.
About the time we finished cooking and setting everything up at the dinner table and found stuff to use as chairs Brandon and Tysan came down to join us. By the looks on their faces I could tell they were successful in their endeavors.
“So, did y'all reach the mainland?” Asked Ermey as she took a seat on top of some old shipping crates we found in the walk-in pantry. She sat between the two of them at the farthest end of the table.
“Yes, we used both our radio and ole Miss. Wellers in her bedroom and we got a hold of Mr. Esaias at the docks before he left for the night and my dad at the house before he got too drunk. They're gonna send out a boat first thing in the morning with what we need to fix the Grin-N-Ber-it properly. They’s even agreed to send y'all some cans of propane for the stoves, gas for the generators, and some fresh solar batteries for the electrical. Y'all just need to pay a bit extra on our fees!” Tysan said as he helped himself to a bowl of rice and the gumbo stew concoction.
“No problem, just charge it to our card we left with them at the docks as collateral.” Said Windy. He was a lot more useful than I thought he'd be on this adventure.
“Let us celebrate the good news!” Said Hünter pouring everyone a champagne glass full of the moonshine swill.
“Hey! Hey, no! No! No! Nooo!” Ie said, stammering over myself as I stood up. He was about to pass some glasses down to Ermey, Tysan and Brandon. “How old are they!? I'm the oldest one here, so I'm the one that gets in the deep shit if we give alcohol to minors!”
“Dude, relax no one is going to get into any ‘deep shit’ here! I'm sure this isn't their first rodeo and they've earned it after the day they're having! Besides, if anything y'all can blame it all on me as the 2nd oldest one here!” He said giving me the biggest shit-eating-grin he could muster.
“Fine! Fine whatever!” I said taking my seat of stacked milk crates.
Before we could all start to eat, Windy insisted we say grace. So, he led us all in a quick prayer before we were all seated again. He was really quick to thank God for us surviving our strange series of wrecks along the way here and Tysan and his friends for helping us along our journey this far. It was actually quite nice.
Lily and Boner had taken to sitting in the large master chair that sat at the head of the table that once belonged to our aunt. She must have had a huge ass to have needed a chair wide enough to function as a loveseat. We all ate our slop from antique fine china bowls from the 1800s and ornately designed real silver spoons worth more than I could make in a year at any of my past jobs. We all felt a bit like royalty.
While we were still eating is when Lily began her ramblings on what she'd found in the city records about this place. Mostly the government surveys findings.
“Turns out this island might not be a completely natural geographical feature! The surveyors that came out here 35-40 years ago think the bulk of it might've been a meteorite that struck this area thousands of not millions of years ago! Isn't that awesome!?” She squeed.
“Yes, awesome.” I said eating myself another helping.
“And, there's this weird phenomenon they discovered is the island seems to be growing! But, it's such a minute amount that no one would have noticed if they hadn't had records of the island's measurements from when our ancestors purchased it! They calculated it gains about a quarter of an inch in width every year! Also, in height! You see the island itself seems to always stay above the water level no matter how high the waters rise! Even during flood season! They think that it might have something to do with the caves that are under the land! That instead of eroding away at the bedrock it's just pushing it further up and out! That's why they think that our ancestor, Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers’s, sugarcane crops always failed! The little bit of actual soil on the island surface wasn't enough to sustain it!”
“But, if there's not enough soil on the island to sustain crops, how come there are trees on here and that thick grass along the shore?” Ask a curious Windy. “Surely he at some point tried to import topsoil from off the island at some point? They knew about that kind of farming back then…”
“Yes!? That's explained by the fact that the trees and grass here have adapted to live here like trees in higher elevations on snowy mountains! As for topsoil transportation it never seemed to work! There's records of him having thousands of pounds of soil shipped in from all over the United States and even Mexico, but none of it would work here! I think it might be some kind of microscopic life in the soil that kills all non native flora!? Cæla agreed to help me test for that later, but first I want to find out more on my family tree from here! Also, please don't call me Shirley!” She said deadpan at him.
Windy stared at her dumbfounded for a full minute I swear before shaking his head and going back to his food. If he'd only drank his wine flute of sugary hillbilly piss he might've found her humor as fun as I do.
“Speaking of… I found out we had three great grand uncles and two aunts not counting Dominica! She was the youngest, but not the last born as it said that her father mentioned a few other kids born after her but didn't live long enough to be given names…”
“Well, that's… horrible and sad…” said Ermey. “Why did they give them names?”
“It was pretty common back then with high infant mortality rates to not give a child a name till they made it to their first birthday! That's why it used to be called name day! Well, she… our great grand aunt was the last survivor! Her brothers all lived to be in their teens the records say but nothing says how or when they died or even their names outside one… Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers Jr. He lived to be at least 18-20 years old before he disappeared from recorded history!”
That's when I spoke up, “Yeah, I think I saw his name signed into some paintings in one of the halls upstairs earlier. He was a pretty good artist! I think he's where we got some of our talents!”
“Yes, indeed!” She said dismissing me. “Our great grandmother was the only one, it showed, to have survived and left here! And, as I suspected, she was pretty old already when she did so! And she seemed to have been a strange case herself! According to my… our ancestry report she didn't die till the 1950s! And, even then it wasn't of old age but a car wreck! She had our grandma with her husband in the 30s, and Grandma had mom sometime in the 60s before dying from Tropical Storm Delia in 1973 before any of us were born. Are you starting to see a pattern?”
Hünter couldn't help himself but to struggle not to giggle. I choose to blame the shine and the awkwardness of the conversation for this. As ridiculous as this all sounds this was the way things were in our family. It could've been worse. We could be talking about our dad's side of the family.
“Finally, we get to our mom… she died only like 10 years ago from…” she started to tear up and cry. Howie has to slap Boner on the back of the head so he'd try to comfort her.
Howie sighed and continued on for her, “Our mom died from a terrible accident when we were still in primary school. She was struck by an out of control eighteen wheeler while out in the front yard.”
“Yes, it was a truly shocking series of unfortunate events!” I added hoping to break up the gloomy mood. I'd already made my peace with this years ago and didn't want to regress now. Therapy sucked and good therapy is expensive. “So, we are absolutely the only surviving members of the Weller's family I take it? Mom had no siblings, Grandma was an only child, and none of our great grandmother’s siblings left here?!”
Lily had had time to recompose herself and took a few gulps from her glass. “Ummm, yes… yes, that's correct! None of the records have an exact date of death for any of them, but our great grand aunt did a census sometime in the 50s and she wrote all of her brothers and sisters were dead by then.”
“Maybe if we check around this place we can find out more? Like maybe somebody kept a diary or journal? Maybe like my family back home they got a family Bible with a record of your family tree?” Said Windy.
“There's a huge library here after all! Also, your aunt's bedroom seemed to still have all her stuff still in it!” Said Tysan trying to be part of the conversation.
“I'm still curious who was our great, great grandmother! She's never mentioned outside being Master Wellers's wife and the mother of his kids!” Said Howie. “I liked your theory earlier that she might've been a native first Nation woman he found still living on this island after all the others died off or fled!”
We'd finished our late dinner and retired to the living room. We decided to continue our little party there. Hünter had passed out his space cakes as party starter dessert. It wasn't bad, but if I'd done it you'd not known they were spiked. He'd broken out his professionally rolled joints and we passed the first one around and continued to refill our glasses from the bucket of shine till we all had a good high and buzz going. Except for Windy who tried to remain sober but Hünter closed up all the doors in the room hoping to hotbox him into a good time.
To start off the evening's events we all took turns telling scary stories. It was the best we could do seeing as we didn't have Internet or cell service to play music or videos. And, nobody wanted to risk killing what little battery was left on their devices till we figured out how to restore full power to the house. We only had lights on this side of the house thanks to it still having kerosene lanterns mounted on the walls.
Hünter told an old classic urban legend about the hook hand killer on the loose with his added twist of using characters from Peter Pan. He has a way with words and public domain characters.
Howie told us the story of Lovecraft’s Dagon. One of my favorites. It was a classic in my book.
Windy told the story of the Not Deer. An old native American legend of monsters that pretended to be deer to hunt humans.
Cæla went next and told a story about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psychiatric patients who'd been subjected to violent, hellish, torturous behavior-modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found a family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. Now that was a story.
Ermey told us about the goat man or at least the version of him that was popular locally. This one was a mimic that liked to insert itself into groups and pick people off one by one like it was John Carpenter's the Thing.
It was my turn and I told one of my all time favorite folklore stories about the Nuckelavee from Scotland.
After me came Tysan who, like he promised me on the boat ride here, regaled us with the story of the Kuukuh Náttih.
“My old Grand-mère used to tell us this story about this here island!” he began.I'm
“You mean Granny Laveau?” asked Brandon, obviously having had too much to drink.
“No, the other one! Grand-mère Natchitoche! On my momma’s side!” Tysan angrily corrected him. “She was Indian!”
“Oh, my bad, Bear Joe!” Brand said setting up right and suddenly taking the story seriously.
“Y’all see the indian tribe that use to live here on this island were called Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti aka the Those who Dine with Turtle, Frog and Eel Eaters! You might’ve been told by those that don’t know the old languages that they were called the ‘Turtle, Frog and Eel Eaters’ but that was a mistaken early translation! You see they were said to be human men married to the Kuukuh Náttih, the Mockmaids! They’re basically swamp mermaids! From what little I know of them they're what their names implies, a fake or imitation of a woman! They look like whatever you find most attractive in a lover, but they are always just a little off in a way that isn't bad enough to be a deal breaker! They will lead you along until they can get you into the water where their true nature is revealed!
“As the story goes there were these 13 lost braves from a long lost tribe. They were the last remaining survivors of a warband that were driven into the swamp to die. Their chief led them deeper into the bayou hoping they could find their way out the other side. That’s when they came upon the island out in the middle of the swamp. At the time the waters were lower and you could cross the water a lot easier than you can today. It was barely chest high at the deepest and they all crossed over. Once they got here they started making camp.
“That fight night the chief left his twelfth strongest of his warriors to watch over the others while they slept. The next morning they woke to find him missing and all that remained of him was his weapons and footprints in the sand leading to the water’s edge.
“They looked all over and found no other signs of him. That night the chief had his tenth and eleventh strongest warriors stay up and watch while the others slept. And, again the next morning both warriors were gone except for their weapons and footprints leading into the water. Again they searched the whole island and found nothing else.
“On the third night the chief left his seventh, eighth, and ninth strongest warriors to watch over the others while they slept and again the next morning they were gone leaving only their weapons and footprints leading to the water's edge. The chief was now enraged he'd lost half of his brave warriors. So, he decided that night he and his last six warriors would stay up that night and see what had taken their brothers.
“The final six warriors all took turns watching over the others while they slept,but the chief never slept. At around midnight he and the only one of his braves that were awake heard the voice of a young woman chanting and singing off in the distance. The chief was old and halfway deaf and couldn't understand what she was saying but his young brave could and he ignored his chief’s commands.
“The young brave stuck his weapons on the ground and headed to the water. The chief followed closely behind him trying to ask him what he was hearing. But, the brave warrior didn't answer.
“At the water's edge the brave was met by a beautiful woman that emerged from the water. She was the most beautiful squaw the chief had ever seen. He was almost tempted to go after her himself when he noticed she wasn't…. Right!?
“She didn't look human from the back. I do not know how but he just knew she wasn't right. He shouted and called for his young brave to no avail. So, in a last effort to save his brave he grabbed his spear and flung it with all his might and struck the young Kuukuh Náttih. She screamed a hundred screams and vanished back into the water, but not before grabbing the young brave and taking him with her into the swamp’s depths.
“The other braves came running with weapons at the ready but it was too late there was nothing they could do. The chief sat watch over the braves all the rest of the night.
“The next day the chief told his remaining warriors he and his bravest warrior were going to capture the Kuukuh Náttih. They both would stand watch while the others would pretend to sleep. They all stuffed tallow, animal fat wax, into their ears to partially deafen themselves like their chief.
“That night again around midnight the singing and chanting began again. The chief and his bravest warrior went to the water's edge and sure enough there she was again beckoning them to come with her into the water. The chief agreed to go to her but stopped just short of stepping foot into the water. He beckoned her to come closer to him telling her he's too old to swim. She came closer to the shore.
“When she was but a few steps away from the old Chief his bravest warrior gave a mighty whoop and holler and the remaining warriors sprang out and fired a volley of arrows and spears. They struck the Kuukuh Náttih dead and drug her into the shore.
“She was both human and animal in equal parts. Beautiful and terrifying at the same time. They thought they had killed the monster and would be safe now, but the next morning they found the body of the Kuukuh Náttih had disappeared along with their weapons.
“That next night the bravest warrior went to the shore himself and waited for the Kuukuh Náttih to come and this time he went into the water to greet her and allowed himself to be taken by her into the water. But, unknown to the Kuukuh Náttih he'd tied a long length of rope made from cattails. The other warriors and the chief waited till the morning and followed the rope and found it led to a cave under the island.
“They went into the cave with no weapons ready to kill the Kuukuh Náttih with their bare hands. When they found their bravest brother there, they were still alive. He'd managed to survive the night by subduing the Kuukuh Náttih. The Kuukuh Náttih wasn't alone, it was one of many. They were so impressed by the strength and bravery of the warriors and their chief they wanted to marry them instead of drowning and eat them
“And, this the tribe of Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti was founded. And, the legend of the Kuukuh Náttih was spread.” Tysan finished with a dance almost like bow arms out.
“Woah— Then they were all killed off by their enemies some years later?” Asked Cæla with wide open dilated bloodshot eyes.
“That's what they say officially, but my Grand-mère Natchitoche told me that after they married into the Kuukuh Náttih and became the Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti no one would set foot near them even in a time of war. But they did vanish one day and a group of warriors did travel to the island and found it completely deserted. They do say those warriors that went there came back a little less than what originally went!” He said doing scary hands at Brandon who was now shaking scared in his seat.
“That makes me think that the… Kuukuh Náttih!?” Said Lily trying to think through the marijuana haze.
“You can call them MockMaids!” Said Tysan.
“But, what if they're not female!?” She spurted out.
“MockMan for males and MockFolks for general…” he rambled out a stream of thought. “But, I've only heard of them being female!”
“I don't believe they're a mythical all female swamp monster race, but rather a group of natives that lived out here so long they've adapted to living in the swamp. Like a North American version of the Bajau of Southeast Asia. They're those people that live their whole lives on the water and have adapted to hold their breath for longer than any other human.
“Sama-Bajau are noted for their exceptional abilities in free-diving. Divers work long days with greater than 5 hours per day submerged. Some Bajau intentionally rupture their eardrums at an early age to facilitate diving and hunting at sea. Many older Sama-Bajau are therefore hard of hearing. Which I find fascinating since you said the old Chief that founded this island was hard of hearing.
“More than a thousand years of subsistence freediving associated with their life on the sea appear to have endowed the Bajau with several genetic adaptations to facilitate their lifestyle. A 2018 study showed that Bajau spleens are about 50 percent larger than those of neighbouring land-based groups, letting them store more haemoglobin-rich blood, which is expelled into the bloodstream when the spleen contracts at depth, allowing breath-holding dives of longer duration. Members have been found to have better underwater vision than Europeans, although it is not known if this trait has a genetic basis. They've also started to develop webbing between their fingers and toes.” She said somehow conjuring up info like Google. I heard of these people before from watching Discovery channel and YouTube videos but she must have researched them at some point recently.
“I don't know about all that stuff but what I've been told is that the Kuukuh Náttih… MockMaids aren't human at all, but they can breed with us but they'd much rather feed on us.” He said taking his seat to Brandon on the couch he was sharing with Ermey.
“So? They might have been cannibals too…. Wouldn't be much more of a shock to me!” She pouted.
To ease the mood by changing the subject Boner stood up and told his story next. It wasn't as good as the others but it eased the room and got the highest of us to start laughing in hysterics. Even though I don't think it was meant to be funny. I did start to get a bit of a headache at this point.
Brandon offered to let Neveah go next but she didn't want to and continued to play with her dog on the couch she sat with Cæla. Lily was still too busy talking to herself about her thoughts and finds on our ancestry. So, he told his story of the Letiche and its more regional retelling that tied more into the local mythology. I really couldn’t pay it that much attention as my headache was starting to get worse. I left the room briefly to get a drink that wasn’t alcoholic and take some ibuprofen before returning to the party.
“The Letiche are still said to roam this swamp to this day!” Brandon finished up as I retook my seat and resting my head on a throw pillow.
“You ok, dude?” asked someone I think was Hünter or maybe Windy.
“Not really, I think I’ve had too much. It’s been a few years since I’ve done anything like this.” I said rubbing my eyes and temples.
“Hey, maybe we should take this upstairs and let’m sleep it off?” Said Lily as she stood and walked over to the door to the foyer.
“Awww… do we have to!?” Moaned Neveah.
“Yes, because this is where we agreed to sleep tonight and if you want to trade y'all's rooms for ours we can!” Said Howie standing up for me. He's a good little bro.
She groaned and got up with her little Princess and headed out the door followed closely behind by the others. All except for Howie who hung back and said, “Don't worry we'll be back to check on you after a bit. Hell, Eli might be back down here to join you before too long. He's such a lightweight when it comes to pot and alcohol!”
“Who!?” I asked through the growing fog building up in my brain.
“Windagoober! That's his real name, dude! You didn't really think that was his actual name?”
“No! I thought it was actually Windy… like his parents were hippies that named their kids shit like Leaf, Branch, or River… dumb shit like that!” I said giggling a bit. The weed's effects still give me that much at least.
“Ha! No, no, but that is funny! I'll have to tell him you thought that he'll get a kick out of it! Especially as much contact high he's got right now!” He said giggling himself as he helped me lay down on my designated couch and tucked me in for the night.
I was already asleep before he got out of the dimming lantern lit room. All I can remember after that was a clock somewhere in the house chiming midnight, and a strange psychedelic dream I had.
I was flouting I thought at first, but after a while I realized I was actually swimming. It was quite nice, it felt so freeing and relaxing. Not a single care in the world. I forgot all about how I was broke, jobless, single, lonely, and on the brink of possibly being homeless.
Then suddenly I came upon a shore of a beach somewhere. It looked familiar like I had seen it before. And, I had. It was the shore where the M.F. Grin-N-Ber-it ferry was partially beaches by the pier. The only difference now was it was pitch black dark out, but somehow I could see everything just fine. There was also someone softly singing somewhere off in the distance, but they stopped once I had climbed out of the water.
After studying the wreckage I followed our tracks from the pier and up the overgrown trail leading to the manor. Once I reached the walled gate with the iron archway I for some reason climbed up over it instead of crossing through.
I was in the courtyard where the van was now sitting parked and empty in the driveway just outside the front doors. I looked up at the canopy and reached up and took hold of it and pulled myself onto it and began to wall crawl like I was Spider-Man or like a gecko.
I climbed up to the 2nd floor on the West Wing side. I looked through one of the stained glass windows and saw nothing but an empty bedroom with some open luggage sitting on a bed meant for a small child. There was an empty baby bed in one corner with an antique mobile depicting the cutest sea creatures hanging over it. And a toy box with vintage Teddy Bears and porcelain dolls. An old wooden rocking horse set motionless. The walls were painted to show an almost cartoonist depiction of a sunny beach with golden sand and crystal blue water. Best I could tell this had to be Neveah's chosen room.
I shuffled sideways to the next window over to see the bathroom which was itself empty except for an ornate lion's paw bathtub with an old overhead shower head and a crescent bent rod with a fabric privacy curtain still hanging from silver rings. A chain pull commode and wall mounted sink with mirror were on the opposing wall. The bathroom too had a New England oceanfront theme to its decor.
I again scuttled sideways around the corner to the side wall and back to the back half of the building and peered through the windows of the master bedroom and it took was vacant except for a large king sized bed with opened luggage same as the baby's room but this one had more of the contents pulled out and laying out on the still made bed. The room didn't have much in it except for a couple nightstands with a lamp on them. There was an open closet with nothing inside it but old wire hangers and garment bags.
I looked up and saw light emanating from a balcony above. I climbed up slowly and circled around the balcony and climbed up into the roof just over the balcony. Slowly I looked down over the roof’s ledge and peered in and saw my siblings and all their friends laying and setting on top of a huge bed. It had to be an Alaskan King size bed. Like 9 feet by 9 feet so there was plenty of room for nearly everyone to at least set it somewhere. Besides the humongous bed there was a large wardrobe, 2 nightstands with lamps, a writing desk with a high back wing chair in front of it, an open wooden cabinet with what looked like radio equipment inside, and finally a walk-in closet with twin bi-fold doors. It all looked as if they'd rummaged through all the stuff in them.
I looked away and looked over to the next window over and it was the one to the master bathroom. The one our great grand aunt died in. The windows were still missing and so was most of the framing. Old sun bleached caution tape still hung from it and danced in the night air. I crawled over to it and swung myself over into the room from the roof but remained suspended from the ceiling.
The bathroom was a marvelous spectacle. It was styled like an ancient Roman or Greek bathhouse with marble making up nearly every surface. All four corners of the room had statues acting as pillars holding up the ceiling. They were of beautiful mermaids, nymphs, Gorgons, and one was a near perfect replica of the Ephesian Artemis. Even the toilet in this room was a work of art as it had to have been custom built as it was made for a giant to use. 2 full-grown adults could sit side-by-side on it easily. It was made to resemble a sea monster like those seen on old maps. Its wide scream or howling maw being the bowl, its tongue acting as the seat, its top jaw the seat cover. It even had a built-in bidet as the creature’s blowhole. The sink next to it was made to look like a giant clamshell with a full length mirror behind it framed with golden filigree.
I caught only a quick glance of myself in the mirror. I couldn't tell much outside that I was very tall and nearly completely transparent. The closest comparison I can think of is the Predator when using his cloaking camouflage technology.
I slid across the smooth ceiling on my stomach like a soldier under barbed wire. I came to the door that led out into the hallway. The door reaches from floor to ceiling without any threshold or door frame so I was able to slither out while keeping myself flat against the ceiling. In the hall the ceiling was smooth hardwood so it was just as slick as the marble of the bathroom.
The door into the master bedroom of the 3rd floor was luckily wide open. A steady stream of smoke and incense wanted from within. It smelled strongly of skunky herbals and artificial fruits. Like bad cheap knockoff Front Loops. Speaking of which, I was famished.
I continued to belly crawl into the room. The ceiling of this room was gabled so it slanted up with exposed rafters. I climbed up and hid in between a set of rafters and listened in on what was being said below me. The room was tall enough to make up 2 floors with at its lowest point the ceiling was 10 feet off the floor and 20 at its tallest. No one noticed me. I was completely invisible to everyone in the lowlights of the lantern lights they were using. Any noise I made was easily blamed on the house settling or the wind rattling the roof. The only one that noticed me was that damned dog of Neveah’s. It couldn’t see me but it could definitely sense my presence and was looking up where I was and was yapping and growling. I hated that fucking mut.
They were still telling their stories and Neveah was finishing up her half-hearted retelling of the story of La Llorona, or the Weeping Woman, when she scolded her dog, “Princess! ¡No, niña mala! ¡Mamá está intentando hablar! ¡Tranquilo! ¿¡Por favor!?”
Cæla reached over and tried petting her to calm her down, but she was nearly bitten by the panicking animal. “Woah! Calm down, Daisy! It’s just me! Your Auntie!”
Windy or Eli or whatever his name was tried to help Cæla out by trying to distract the dog by coming up from the other side. The dog turned and snapped at him as well. Its tiny black eyes darted back and forth between them and me up on the ceiling.
“The smoke must be getting to her! Maybe we should put her out for a bit?” said Lily, looking at Neveah who was digging in her travel dog carrier. “Maybe put her down in your room, maybe?”
“Put her down!? Can do!” yelled Hünter, jokingly grabbing a letter opener from off of a nightstand and miming a stabbing motion. Tysan, Brandon, Howie, and Boner started giggling and snickering.
“Not funny, retrasado gordo!!!” yelled back Neveah, pulling out a bright pink retractable dog leash from her bag. She was able to clip the carabiner of the leash onto Princess Daisy’s collar and quickly led the dog out and into the hallway.
“Who pissed in her Cheerios?” asked Boner.
“She’s very protective of her baby! Princess Daisy was a gift from her Abuela for graduating highschool and being the first in her family to get into college.” said Cæla trying to scold Bone and them, but failing.
Neveah came back after a few moments. “I put her in the bathroom for now. I’ll check on her after a bit. If she’s still upset I might just take her and go to bed. Sorry girls… and culos.”
“Don’t worry about it sweetie!” said Lily standing up from the massive bed. “You weren’t the first tonight that calls it quits early.” She was talking about me? Traitor.
“Ok, it’s my turn now to tell a story!” Lily said, putting on her best carnival barker act. “This is a story I read while researching this place today! It’s a forgotten tale of greed, an attempted kidnapping, and possibly murder!?" She has always been very theatrical.
She went on to describe a story of how a cirque in the 1900’s had come to town. And, when the owner heard of the Olmstead Wellers clan and their history of being strange and reclusive he decided to pay the island a little visit. No one knows what he discussed with whomever was living there at the time, but he left disappointed.
When he'd return to his camp and told his troupe he told them of something he wanted that was on the island and he'd pay handsomely for it. Several of his workers, performers, and even a few of his freaks from the sideshow volunteered.
That night the small army of carnies descended on the island to raid and rob the Wellers's mansion. They succeeded in reaching the house and breaching the door, but once they were inside nobody knew what happened next.
The next day only one of the members returned to the circus. A mentally challenged man that was deaf and dumb. Completely mute and illiterate so he wasn't able to describe what had happened. He did bring a letter that was addressed to the ringmaster. No one knows what it said, but later that day he returned to the island after telling his surviving troupe members to leave ahead of him to their next stop.
It was believed he was trying to negotiate for the return of his people, but that was merely hearsay. All that was for sure known was he was found a week later flouting in the swamp with a look of pure terror frozen on his face. As for the rest of his carnival, they never made it to their next stop. Their caravan was found wrecked the night after their leader left for the island. Even the animals were missing.
Again only the same lone survivor and an elderly member of the freak show were left. The only thing they both have in common is a lack of hearing and the other being morbidly obese to the point of needing to be pushed in a wheelchair. Neither of the two again could be questioned on what happened.
Some thought it was robbers or roadside bandits got them all, but what would they do with the lions, tigers, and bears oh my! Also, a few elephants, monkeys, performing dogs, horses, a camel, and a handful of deformed animals from the sideshow. Most think if it was highway robbery that they must have killed everyone and dumped their bodies into the swamps for the gators to dispose of. But a minority believed it was a member of the Olmstead Wellers clan that sought out revenge for the raid on their island.
“Ok, I've lived here my whole life and never heard of anything like this!” Pipes in Ermey, crossing her arms and looking directly at Lily.
“Oh, it's real! It really happened!” She held up a piece of photocopier paper. “I found it deep in the town's archives today! I think it's all BS myself but when none of y'all said anything about it I thought I'd give my creative writing lessons a shot!”
Tysan took the page from Lily and read over it real quick before passing it over to Ermey to read herself. “It's just an old Newspaper article about a traveling carnival that came to town and was robbed shortly after leaving! With one quick mention of them meeting with one of the owners of the island. And the body of the owner was found in the swamp leading the police to think that's where the robbers dumped all the bodies.”
“Yes, but that's where I used my imagination to fill in all the blanks. It just came to me while I was reading through my findings on the way here!” She said with a cute little innocent smile. Makes me wonder.
Neveah and Cæla broke up the brewing argument by suggesting a new old way to spend the night, Truth-or-Dare. Hünter decided to make it even more interesting by adding in a 3rd option of shotgun a beer. He'd brought a 36 pack case of beer with him upstairs.
Everyone accepted his challenge and the game began. I sat and watched them as they partied into the night. Slowly as they got drunk(er) they began to depart. I noticed that Neveah had gotten so drunk from refusing to disclose anything or so anything humiliating that Cæla and Ermey had to almost carry her back down to the 2nd floor where her assigned room was. They had forgotten about her dog which had yapped itself to sleep in the bathroom I’d entered through.
So, after the last of the group left the room leaving just Boner, my sister, and me alone I made my move to slink back out before they sealed the room’s door.
Back in the hallway I saw Brandon and Tysan going into their room. Both of them were too drunk and high they wouldn't be of any use till at least noon.
The bathroom door had been closed so I somehow with my invisible hand reached down from the high ceiling down to the doorknob and opened it and army-crawled in before kicking the door back shut.
Inside the bathroom is when this dream really shook me. As once I was in there Princess Daisy awoke and started her fit again and in a panic I dropped down onto her. I don't recall much of what happened but I swear I could feel her small body pop under me like a water balloon but with the added snapping sounds like wet twigs.
The thought and horror of this snapped me awake again. I was back down in the living room again lying on a couch by myself. Well, Howie, Hünter, and Windy were all laid out on their couches now. They were all sleeping or trying to. Howie seemed out like a light, Windy was mumbling and twitching in his sleep, and Hünter was gasping, wheezing, and snoring almost comically. But, I seriously think he needs a sleep apnea machine. If not for his own good but for mine as I doubted I was going to be able to fall back asleep with his noises and my still throbbing headache. I checked my cellphone to see what time it was. It was 5:55 am. The sun would be rising in about an hour.
After about an hour of tossing and turning I managed to finally fall back asleep and this time no strange dreams. Just a good old fashioned nightmare of getting into a fight and not being able to fight back, losing all of my teeth, and being late for a class in highschool even though I am in my 30s.
I was awakened in panic by the girls around 1:11 in the afternoon. My head is still hurting but not as bad as the night before but still a constant annoyance in the back of my head and eyes. They were all freaking out and wanted me to help with something. Apparently while I slept a whole lot of things went to shit on us.
First of all Ermey said that Tysan and Brandon had got up early at like 7:30 to go meet Tysan’s dad at the pier, but he never showed up. So, to see if they could boost their CB signal they went and found the generators and got them going so we could have better electricity. And, they got a hold of the docks and they said Tysan's dad has left there bright and early and should have been here by now. Also, that there's an emergency weather alert in effect a freak storm is heading this way and should hit by tonight. So, she wants me to go help them search the shoreline for him.
Neveah was in tears and freaking out as she couldn't find Princess Daisy after leaving her tied up all night in the upstairs bathroom. All they found was her leash. And they're afraid she might have slipped it off and jumped out the busted out bathroom window or some sort of predator has got ahold of her. She wants me to help her look for her around the premises.
Cæla and Lily are worried about Howie, Windy, Bone, and Hünter as they got together and decided to explore around the island and took the scuba gear out to see if they could find the underwear caves that the island is supposed to have. I didn't even know Boner Boy even knew how to swim. They both want me to help them find and bring them back to help Tysan find his dad and Neveah find her dog.
“Ok! Ok! Okay, I will see what I can do, but first you said that they got the generators going? That means we should have hot running water? I'm going to get a quick hot shower because I feel grungy and I hope it'll help with my hangover! I'll then go see what I can do!” I said, shaking as I stood up. My legs and back were stiff and sore, and I was starting to itch all over.
They all whined, cried, and bitched me out and called me everything under the sun. So, nothing new. I walked across the house, up the stairs, and went to the 2nd floor bathroom. And to my shock and wonder it was exactly how it was in my dreams from last night. I ignored that and found myself a clean towel, some soap, shampoo and conditioner, and climbed into the tub.
I nearly scolded myself. The old hot water heater was one of those without a temperature regulator on it as it had gotten hot enough to melt skin off of bone. I should warn others about this.
While showing I noticed something odd. My old surgical scars were all inflamed and itchy, and I had a sore spot on my upper back that was directly in...

We all piled up in the back of the van. Windy relinquished his seat so that Tysan could guide Howie on how to get from the beach to the manor at the center of the island. I sat on top of my luggage behind Howie's seat facing back at everyone else, my back up against the driver's seat. Brandon was cradling the CB in the middle next to me and Hünter who was seated on the other side on top of our bucket of moonshine. Boner and Lily were seated in the middle of everyone on top of everyone's bags. Ermey and Windy were in the very back, seated in the opposite corners on top of the scuba tanks. We'd brought so much stuff with us that everyone was barely not touching the ceiling of the van, so every bump in the road was a near miss on getting a concussion.
“Hey, Howie!? Hey, Windy!? How about next time you two install a luggage rack on this thing!?” Complained Hünter.
“We thought about it but it'd ruin the resale value…” said Windy from his back corner. He sounded like a modern day Gomer Pyle whenever he spoke I swear.
It was only a 5-10 minutes to get through the woods on a narrow walking path from the shore to the grounds of the manor. It'd have been a lot shorter if the road had been wide, paved, and flatter.
We'd pulled up to a large tall stone walled gate. Over it we could see through the windshield a single tall spire that reached high into the air. It sort of resembled a lighthouse. The entrance of the Wall's gate had a cast iron archway over it with a strange stylized emblem over it. It was kind of a weird gargoyle look to it with a crest and a big old English styled “W” at the center. Atop the stone wall were ornate metal spikes.
The entrance and archway were more than tall enough to drive under but it was barely a handful of inches wider than the van. Howie has to collapse the rearview mirrors to fit through.
“That was a tight squeeze… I hope we didn't scratch the paint!?” He said as he made sure the back bumper was well past the wall.
“What can I say? It was built back in a time of horse drawn carriages.” I said to him over my shoulder.
He pulled the van up the long snaking drive through a handful more of those freaking weird willow trees till we got to the front steps. He parked and we all filed out and stood back and took in the surroundings.
It was a huge place. And more like a medieval castle from the 15-1600s than a plantation style home of the 1800s. It was over 4 stories tall at some points, had large ornate stained glass windows in places, the single super tall spire was situated in the very center of the complex, six shorter spires encircled it, and it was in fact a working vintage lighthouse. The roof was shingles made from black tar covered wooden or clay tiles laid out in a fish scale pattern. The stone work was odd as all the stones were pitch black. Like solid black. Like they absorbed all light around it. It was also dark black you couldn't see the individual stones that made up it. It was like a castle shaped dark void in our vision.
The front doors in front of us were hovering above a set of steps and were inset into the building so that a small awning hung over it. There were signs that there was once a fabric part to the awning but they'd partially decayed away over the years. Standing guard there were also 2 statues of the peculiar gargoyles like the one on the gate arch. What was really odd was there was no garden or plants near the building itself so the place still seemed brand new.
“Wow! This is very different from what the records showed!” Said a shocked Lily. She was digging through her book bag she'd brought with her out of the van.
“Yeah!? Didn't the pictures we get from the library and city hall show a white marble building?” Said Neveah petting her squirming pup.
“White marble!?” Asked Ermey looking confused. “This place has been black as long as I can remember!?”
“Yeah, it's been this way since I first came here with my dad and grandpa as a lil toy.” Added Tysan.
“But, I got photos from the 1910s, 40s, 50s, and a bunch from the 80s because of the survey that showed this place was once solid white!” she said, fumbling around and finally pulling out a few pieces of paper. She handed them to us and we all looked and passed them around.
The first one I saw was one of the ones from the 50s and it was a Xerox copy of a faded Polaroid of the mansion while a work crew was doing some kind of maintenance on the roof, but sure enough as Lily said it was still the exact same building but instead of black stone it was made of white marble stone. The next picture I received was an old black and white one I'm guessing was the 1910s one and this one was a newspaper print of our great grand aunt in front of the door way in which we now stood. She was every bit of what we were told. The newspaper was a singles advertisement where she was looking for a husband. My guess from the fact we're here only living descents means that didn't work out for her.
The last page I got before I stopped looking and just passed the pages along to the next person was a collage of images from the 80s survey. It had a lot of images of guys in orange reflector construction style vests and hard hats all over the place with random candid photos of the house in the background and again of course the house appears to be white marble then. The thing that caught my eye more was our aunt was in one of them and she basically looked the same as her dating advert from the 10s.
“Yeah… that is a weird one… well, are we going to stay out here all night or are we going to go inside!?” Said Howie lifting a fistful of luggage in each hand and headed up the steps.
“Iffen y'all don't mind I'm going to stay out here in your van for the night…” said Brandon stepping away from the building.
“Suit yourself, but I'm keeping the keys with me so you won't have AC or radio!” Howie yelled back as he used his last 2 free fingers to rattle the doorknobs and swing open the 2 large front doors.
That was kind of unsettling to me as seeing that old photo only a moment ago of our great grand aunt in front of these doors she was to scale with those doors making them look normal sized but seeing Howie in front of them and that he was barely half their height.
Everyone gathered their stuff and followed Howie inside. I was 3rd to last inside with Ermey forcing Brandon inside behind me. Inside was a large foyer with a tall ceiling that went 3 stories high. There were 5 large doors that branched off from the foyer; two on each side and one at the very back at the end of a long hall. By my judgement based on the layout I saw outside I figured that the door at the end of the hall had to lead to the lighthouse spire at the center of the building. It was surprisingly cool inside, there was no mildew smell like you'd expect in a place like this, and the air was dry unlike the humidity that was outside. Now that I thought about it the humidity wasn’t that bad outside. It was only bad just before we finally got on to the island.
“Ok, Brandon is it? You’re the only one of us who’s been here before! Where is eveything?” asked Boner his arm around Lily’s shoulder.
“I… I think there’s a kitchen through the 2nd door on the le… right!?” he said pointing to the door.
“Lead the way!” Ermey shoves him forward.
With great resistance he then walked ahead of the group to the door, opened it, and allowed us to enter ahead of him. In this room we found it to be a large dining hall with a great table with only one lonely chair with a place setting made up in front of it. The place looked as if it’d been cleaned recently.
There was another door on the opposite wall behind the chair. Bran led us to it and through it we found the kitchen. This room I’d expected to find desiccated, but it too looked to have been recently decontaminated. I was expecting to find years old food, unwashed dishes, and an infestation of insects and rodents. But, it looked almost like a restaurant’s ready and waiting to reopen. There was a massive full range gas stove, a giant walk in cooler and freezer, a walk in pantry, an industrial dishwasher, a sink large enough to use as a bathtub, an antique china cabinet full of some fancy custom dish and silverware sets, and finally a hanging rack full of pots and pans. I think if I could just sell half this stuff I could live comfortably for a few years.
Howie out of pure curiosity looked inside the cooler and found it empty, but still operating somehow. “We’ve still got power!?” he shouted from within the giant metal box.
“I don’t know how!?” replied Tysan. “Miss. Wellers was never able to get a power or phone line built to reach out this way so she had the place wired for generators and solar panels, but none of that should still be working!? No one’s been out here since the cleanup after her death…”
“Must be on some sort of stand by lower power mode that’s barely still running? We’ll have to check the generators, wherever they are, tomorrow morning.” said Windy.
“Well, since it’s all working we can put the food we brought in here to keep. Hell, we can put that alcohol Hünter bought in there so we’ll have cold drinks later!” I added.
“You said she never had a phone here… So, how did she call out for stuff in town or get a boat ride to the mainland?” asked Lily.
“She used a CB radio to call the office at the docks or the police on rare occasions. It’d be somewhere on one of the top floors I’d believe to get a wide signal. Maybe in her master bedroom?” answered Tysan.
After we unpacked what we needed to in the kitchen we had Brandon lead us from the kitchen to the washroom with its hospital or prison style industrial washing machine and dryer to another hallway that led to the other (west) wing of the house. It was a large library, study, den, and smoking room. The Library was as tall as the foyer with shelves upon shelves of books, most of which I’m sure had to be one of a kind antiques and first editions. There was a spiral staircase that led to balconies every 8-10 feet with those ladders with rollers and casters like you’d seen in movies on each level. The study was just a small offshoot room of the library with a single ornate hand carved writing desk with an old oil lantern and a high back matching chair. It looked like it hadn’t been used in decades. The den was like something out of an old adventure movie with old mounted animal heads, a few animal pelts as carpet, a full stocked liquor cabinet, another cabinet filled with different types drinking glasses, a wooden bar with 3 stools, a large mirror mounted behind it, a humongous fireplace with a couple of cushioned chairs in front of it. The oddest thing about this room was of all the mounted animal trophies here the prized piece above the mantle of the fireplace was a full body taxidermied great white shark done up like how one would do a small mouth bass. The Smoking room was much like the den but much smaller with a rack of cigar boxes. Anything in them is probably too old to still be any good now, but the boxes might still be worth some money as a novelty antique.
“This room stinks!” whined Neveah.
“Smells good to me! I could go for a smoke!” said Hünter. “But, I’ll wait till later!” he winked at Howie and me.
After the smoking room we came to a living room or dayroom as the old timers would’ve called it back in this place’s heyday. It was another beautiful Victorian relic. It had several large bay windows that faced West. There were 4 huge couches that were too big to fit in any living room let alone any house I’ve ever lived in. In the middle of the room was a fancy ornate coffee table on top of an intricately woven carpet. In each corner of the room between the couches were old suits of armor; a medieval French knight, a dark ages Viking’s man-at-arms armor, an ancient Roman’s centurion armor, and finally a feudal Japanese Samurai’s armor. All of them even had a sword and shield of their respected culture placed in their hands.
After the living room we came back into the foyer out of the left side front door. I guessed the 2nd door must lead upstairs or was some other room connected to the west wing.
“Where do these other doors lead?” I asked.
“I don't really know but I think that one…” Bran pointed towards the right hand front door, “...is like a coat closet!? I think I accidentally ran into it when I was trying to escape…” he turned boiled lobster red saying that last part. The girls all giggled.
“What's that one at the back?” Asked Boner trying to break up the moment.
“Ummm… I think that is the main tower!? I only opened that door once before and looked in… it's just a giant swirling staircase leading up. Now that door over there is to the upstairs where poor ole Miss. Wellers’s bedroom and bathroom are!”
“Should? Should we go up there?” Asked Cæla looking towards Lily. “We might find out more about your ancestry if we look through your aunt's… things!?”
“Yeah, we should, but maybe in the morning for the rest of today and tonight let's just find someplace for us all to put up our bags, maybe find a bathroom, figure out something to eat, and figure out where we're all gonna sleep.” Lily said as she held up a finger to emphasize each point.
“I hope your creepy ancestors had multiple guest rooms! Because I ain't sharing a room with any of you pendejos!” Said Neveah pointing to Hünter, Howie, Windy, and me. She was kind enough to not include our reluctant guests and tour guides.
“Judging by the size of this place I'm sure there's gotta be more rooms than that on the 2nd floor… hell based on what I've seen so far there should be a 3rd and possibly 4th floor not counting the tower!” Said Howie.
We all entered the door and indeed it was a stairway and a gentle one at that with nice wide sloping steps. The walls were lined with painting, portraits, and old photography of who I think must have been members of my ancestral family. At the top of the stairs was an open walkway to another large hallway with a single large window with a balcony at the end. On both sides of the hall were a couple doors.
Each of these doors were easily identified with a simple plaque on the outside of them. The one closest to us on the left was embossed with the image of a baby's crib telling us it was once a nursery. The next closest one to the right was marked with a stylish EW for East Wing meaning it led somehow to the other side of the building. The rear 2 doors were branded with an image of a bed on the right side and a bathtub on the left.
“Ok, sooo… we got at least 2 rooms on this side at least? Maybe the men in one and ladies in the other?” Cæla asked cautiously.
“Maybe? But let's see what is on the East side 2nd floor.” Lily said, pushing her way over to the EW door.
Through it we came to another shorter hall that turned right with yet another oversized door at its end. Opening it it was back into the foyer, but 10-15 feet up the Westside wall. There in front of us was a metal walkway across to the other side. It was suspended from the ceiling by thick and heavy chains that were intricately carved with fleur-de-lis patterns. The door on the other side was already open and waiting for us.
After everyone hurried over with almost everybody here having some form of fear of heights or vertigo. I was one of them that ran the gauntlet within a few quick strides.
The doorway on the East side led to another hallway of doors. But, this time they were marked differently. There were only three this time. One was marked with an image of a stage with curtains. Must have been some kind of entertainment room or at home theater. The others were again desecrated as another restroom and the last were yet another flight of stairs.
“Should we continue on?” Asked someone I don't remember.
“Yeah, let's keep going, we need to see what all rooms we got to choose from!” I think it was Cæla.
So we took the stairs and like the ones before they were comfortably placed, not like the emergency fire escape stairs like one might find in modern appointment buildings. Even more paintings this time but these were of landscapes and strange ocean creatures. I did take note these all had the same signature in the top right hand corners. Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers the 2nd. One of my great grand uncles maybe?
The next floor was smaller than the previous with a shorter hall that ran parallel to the front wall of the building. So to our left was nothing but large stained glass windows with only the one in the middle being able to open into a balcony overlooking the front yard. To our right were two more doors each marked. One as yet another restroom and the other as some sort of art studio with a plaque showing an art easel, musical notes, and a sewing needle and thread. Must have been a very classically trained family.
Again the hall terminated into another door label as WW for West Wing. We debated again on if we should continue and we again soldiered on. This time instead of a suspension bridge to the other side it was more a fancy catwalk with a window overlooking the foyer and one could look down over it and see the 2nd floor bridge or look straight out to the large pearl cover chandelier that hung from the ceiling. That's got to be worth an easy couple million in modern day money I thought.
The door at the end of the catwalk that opened onto the West Wing 3rd floor showed a lot more wear and tear than any of the others. This must have been the floor our aunt lived in. We open it to find a mirrored layout to the one on the East side. But with three final doors. Two more bedrooms separated by another bathroom.
“Bingo! We found our rooms for the night!” Said Boner as he pulled Lily in closer to him.
“Is that the bathroom you found her in?” I asked Brandon.
“Ye… yeah… please don't ask me to go in there!” He begged quietly.
“Wasn't planning on it just making sure I don't stay on the possibly haunted floor or use the cursed toilet.” I said, slapping him on his back. Dude was built like a brick house.
“Okay, so you two take that room and I say our guests can have the other room? Me and the guys can sleep down stairs in the living room. Those couches looked comfy. The girls can take the 2nd floor bedrooms? Sounds good to everyone?” Asked Howie, trying to be diplomatic and gentleman-like.
“I guess that sounds good to me.” Said Windy looking anxiously out one of the windows. “I'm not the biggest fan of sleeping in high places.”
“Yeah, I guess…” I said feeling only slightly slighted. I was the oldest and majority owner of this place and am still relegated to sleeping on a couch. My lot in life.
“We can share a room if someone wants to stay in the nursery or maternity room?” Said Cæla taking Neveah's hand like a big sister to her bratty sibling.
“I’ll take it!” Said Ermey before I had time to process the invitation. But I figured it was probably more proper for all the girls to have a floor to themselves.
“Bran and I can use this top floor bedroom to see if we can get a CB radio signal out and get a hold of someone that can get my dad out here with his portable welder so we can fix up our boat. We got some tools but I would be happier to get it done properly and not risk damaging it any more than it already has been.” Tysan said, taking the CB radio from Brandon's death grip on it.
“Okay it's settled! Everyone put your bags in your assigned rooms and we'll meet down stairs for dinner and I can show you all what I found in the town records.” Said Lily clapped her hands like a giddy child.
Howie, Hünter, Windy, and I made our way back down the gauntlet to the ground level and set up our little camp in the living room. My first order of business after we sell off all the most valuable items in this place is if we choose to keep the house and property is to gut the building and place in more convenient stairs. I'm not a fan of having to cross an open walkway 20 or more feet in the air. Guard rails be damned.
Windy and Howie unloaded all of their stuff from the van and had it laid out on the coffee table inspecting it. They had the rented scuba gear, Windy's guns, body armor, camouflage, and Howie's laptop and recording equipment. He brought it along mostly to make YouTube videos with his friends and Vlog the trip but now I think he was planning something else.
“Dammit! They were right, this place is a dead zone.” Wined Howie tried and failed to get his laptop to connect to his mobile service.
“I told you you should have bought a signal booster or got one of those Starlink routers!” Yelled Hünter as he was rolling out a sleeping bag over his designated couch.
“I didn't want to waste the money! Besides, don't you hate Elon Musk or something?”
“Yeah, but the guy makes great shit!” He retorted now pulling out the baggie of pot we got from the crazy old cracker from town.
He started grinding it with his own little portable “cigarette” making kit. He even had one of those machines that packs and rolls the “tobacco “ and papers for you. He ended up making like 8-10 joints all with the same love and care.
“Hünter!? What the heck do you think you're doing!?” Shouted Windy once he looked up from checking the sights on his AK. “You know I don't like it when you smoke that stuff around me! And, if we get caught while I'm carrying it's a major felony!”
“We ain't gonna get caught, dude! No one is going to call the cops on us here. And, I think weed should be illegal at this point! It's no fuckin, worse than beer and I got 5 gallons of moonshine in the cooler right now! If that tickles your fancy?”
“You know I don't drink either!” Windy scoffed.
They went on like this until Lily and her girlfriends came down to get us to help in the kitchen. We followed them back to the kitchen where Ermey and Boner, who’d changed into fresh clothes since his little swim in the swamp, were already going through cupboards and cabinets trying to find what they thought we might need to cook with.
Windy had brought with him and Howie several military grade MREs and some of those buckets of Doomsday perpers foodstuffs. Luckily Lily and Cæla did bring some fresh vegetables, fruit, a couple dozen eggs, some cake and cookie mixes, a few loaves of bread, peanut butter, jams, butter, a bunch of bags of chips, and seasoning. Between all that and my almost autistic level of cooking knowledge I gained from watching Food Network and YouTube cooking channels we were able to cobble together an edible meal. Hünter made some space cakes with one of the brownie mixes the girls bought and some of the remainder of his crazy old man purchase.
“Where’s your friends at? They don’t want to help cook their meal?” asked Neveah to Ermey while she was assisting Hünter with his baking.
“They’re probably trying to get the CB radios working to try and get some help by tomorrow morning!” she said ignoring Neveah’s sass.
“Neveah! Be nice!” shouted Lily while cutting up veggies for the stew I was making.
We ended up making a gumbo style dish using the freeze dried meats and rice from Windy's MREs and survival buckets, and the fresh vegetables and spices from Cæla. It was adequate to Ermey’s local taste.
About the time we finished cooking and setting everything up at the dinner table and found stuff to use as chairs Brandon and Tysan came down to join us. By the looks on their faces I could tell they were successful in their endeavors.
“So, did y'all reach the mainland?” Asked Ermey as she took a seat on top of some old shipping crates we found in the walk-in pantry. She sat between the two of them at the farthest end of the table.
“Yes, we used both our radio and ole Miss. Wellers in her bedroom and we got a hold of Mr. Esaias at the docks before he left for the night and my dad at the house before he got too drunk. They're gonna send out a boat first thing in the morning with what we need to fix the Grin-N-Ber-it properly. They’s even agreed to send y'all some cans of propane for the stoves, gas for the generators, and some fresh solar batteries for the electrical. Y'all just need to pay a bit extra on our fees!” Tysan said as he helped himself to a bowl of rice and the gumbo stew concoction.
“No problem, just charge it to our card we left with them at the docks as collateral.” Said Windy. He was a lot more useful than I thought he'd be on this adventure.
“Let us celebrate the good news!” Said Hünter pouring everyone a champagne glass full of the moonshine swill.
“Hey! Hey, no! No! No! Nooo!” Ie said, stammering over myself as I stood up. He was about to pass some glasses down to Ermey, Tysan and Brandon. “How old are they!? I'm the oldest one here, so I'm the one that gets in the deep shit if we give alcohol to minors!”
“Dude, relax no one is going to get into any ‘deep shit’ here! I'm sure this isn't their first rodeo and they've earned it after the day they're having! Besides, if anything y'all can blame it all on me as the 2nd oldest one here!” He said giving me the biggest shit-eating-grin he could muster.
“Fine! Fine whatever!” I said taking my seat of stacked milk crates.
Before we could all start to eat, Windy insisted we say grace. So, he led us all in a quick prayer before we were all seated again. He was really quick to thank God for us surviving our strange series of wrecks along the way here and Tysan and his friends for helping us along our journey this far. It was actually quite nice.
Lily and Boner had taken to sitting in the large master chair that sat at the head of the table that once belonged to our aunt. She must have had a huge ass to have needed a chair wide enough to function as a loveseat. We all ate our slop from antique fine china bowls from the 1800s and ornately designed real silver spoons worth more than I could make in a year at any of my past jobs. We all felt a bit like royalty.
While we were still eating is when Lily began her ramblings on what she'd found in the city records about this place. Mostly the government surveys findings.
“Turns out this island might not be a completely natural geographical feature! The surveyors that came out here 35-40 years ago think the bulk of it might've been a meteorite that struck this area thousands of not millions of years ago! Isn't that awesome!?” She squeed.
“Yes, awesome.” I said eating myself another helping.
“And, there's this weird phenomenon they discovered is the island seems to be growing! But, it's such a minute amount that no one would have noticed if they hadn't had records of the island's measurements from when our ancestors purchased it! They calculated it gains about a quarter of an inch in width every year! Also, in height! You see the island itself seems to always stay above the water level no matter how high the waters rise! Even during flood season! They think that it might have something to do with the caves that are under the land! That instead of eroding away at the bedrock it's just pushing it further up and out! That's why they think that our ancestor, Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers’s, sugarcane crops always failed! The little bit of actual soil on the island surface wasn't enough to sustain it!”
“But, if there's not enough soil on the island to sustain crops, how come there are trees on here and that thick grass along the shore?” Ask a curious Windy. “Surely he at some point tried to import topsoil from off the island at some point? They knew about that kind of farming back then…”
“Yes!? That's explained by the fact that the trees and grass here have adapted to live here like trees in higher elevations on snowy mountains! As for topsoil transportation it never seemed to work! There's records of him having thousands of pounds of soil shipped in from all over the United States and even Mexico, but none of it would work here! I think it might be some kind of microscopic life in the soil that kills all non native flora!? Cæla agreed to help me test for that later, but first I want to find out more on my family tree from here! Also, please don't call me Shirley!” She said deadpan at him.
Windy stared at her dumbfounded for a full minute I swear before shaking his head and going back to his food. If he'd only drank his wine flute of sugary hillbilly piss he might've found her humor as fun as I do.
“Speaking of… I found out we had three great grand uncles and two aunts not counting Dominica! She was the youngest, but not the last born as it said that her father mentioned a few other kids born after her but didn't live long enough to be given names…”
“Well, that's… horrible and sad…” said Ermey. “Why did they give them names?”
“It was pretty common back then with high infant mortality rates to not give a child a name till they made it to their first birthday! That's why it used to be called name day! Well, she… our great grand aunt was the last survivor! Her brothers all lived to be in their teens the records say but nothing says how or when they died or even their names outside one… Master Nimrod Olmstead Wellers Jr. He lived to be at least 18-20 years old before he disappeared from recorded history!”
That's when I spoke up, “Yeah, I think I saw his name signed into some paintings in one of the halls upstairs earlier. He was a pretty good artist! I think he's where we got some of our talents!”
“Yes, indeed!” She said dismissing me. “Our great grandmother was the only one, it showed, to have survived and left here! And, as I suspected, she was pretty old already when she did so! And she seemed to have been a strange case herself! According to my… our ancestry report she didn't die till the 1950s! And, even then it wasn't of old age but a car wreck! She had our grandma with her husband in the 30s, and Grandma had mom sometime in the 60s before dying from Tropical Storm Delia in 1973 before any of us were born. Are you starting to see a pattern?”
Hünter couldn't help himself but to struggle not to giggle. I choose to blame the shine and the awkwardness of the conversation for this. As ridiculous as this all sounds this was the way things were in our family. It could've been worse. We could be talking about our dad's side of the family.
“Finally, we get to our mom… she died only like 10 years ago from…” she started to tear up and cry. Howie has to slap Boner on the back of the head so he'd try to comfort her.
Howie sighed and continued on for her, “Our mom died from a terrible accident when we were still in primary school. She was struck by an out of control eighteen wheeler while out in the front yard.”
“Yes, it was a truly shocking series of unfortunate events!” I added hoping to break up the gloomy mood. I'd already made my peace with this years ago and didn't want to regress now. Therapy sucked and good therapy is expensive. “So, we are absolutely the only surviving members of the Weller's family I take it? Mom had no siblings, Grandma was an only child, and none of our great grandmother’s siblings left here?!”
Lily had had time to recompose herself and took a few gulps from her glass. “Ummm, yes… yes, that's correct! None of the records have an exact date of death for any of them, but our great grand aunt did a census sometime in the 50s and she wrote all of her brothers and sisters were dead by then.”
“Maybe if we check around this place we can find out more? Like maybe somebody kept a diary or journal? Maybe like my family back home they got a family Bible with a record of your family tree?” Said Windy.
“There's a huge library here after all! Also, your aunt's bedroom seemed to still have all her stuff still in it!” Said Tysan trying to be part of the conversation.
“I'm still curious who was our great, great grandmother! She's never mentioned outside being Master Wellers's wife and the mother of his kids!” Said Howie. “I liked your theory earlier that she might've been a native first Nation woman he found still living on this island after all the others died off or fled!”
We'd finished our late dinner and retired to the living room. We decided to continue our little party there. Hünter had passed out his space cakes as party starter dessert. It wasn't bad, but if I'd done it you'd not known they were spiked. He'd broken out his professionally rolled joints and we passed the first one around and continued to refill our glasses from the bucket of shine till we all had a good high and buzz going. Except for Windy who tried to remain sober but Hünter closed up all the doors in the room hoping to hotbox him into a good time.
To start off the evening's events we all took turns telling scary stories. It was the best we could do seeing as we didn't have Internet or cell service to play music or videos. And, nobody wanted to risk killing what little battery was left on their devices till we figured out how to restore full power to the house. We only had lights on this side of the house thanks to it still having kerosene lanterns mounted on the walls.
Hünter told an old classic urban legend about the hook hand killer on the loose with his added twist of using characters from Peter Pan. He has a way with words and public domain characters.
Howie told us the story of Lovecraft’s Dagon. One of my favorites. It was a classic in my book.
Windy told the story of the Not Deer. An old native American legend of monsters that pretended to be deer to hunt humans.
Cæla went next and told a story about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psychiatric patients who'd been subjected to violent, hellish, torturous behavior-modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found a family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. Now that was a story.
Ermey told us about the goat man or at least the version of him that was popular locally. This one was a mimic that liked to insert itself into groups and pick people off one by one like it was John Carpenter's the Thing.
It was my turn and I told one of my all time favorite folklore stories about the Nuckelavee from Scotland.
After me came Tysan who, like he promised me on the boat ride here, regaled us with the story of the Kuukuh Náttih.
“My old Grand-mère used to tell us this story about this here island!” he began.I'm
“You mean Granny Laveau?” asked Brandon, obviously having had too much to drink.
“No, the other one! Grand-mère Natchitoche! On my momma’s side!” Tysan angrily corrected him. “She was Indian!”
“Oh, my bad, Bear Joe!” Brand said setting up right and suddenly taking the story seriously.
“Y’all see the indian tribe that use to live here on this island were called Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti aka the Those who Dine with Turtle, Frog and Eel Eaters! You might’ve been told by those that don’t know the old languages that they were called the ‘Turtle, Frog and Eel Eaters’ but that was a mistaken early translation! You see they were said to be human men married to the Kuukuh Náttih, the Mockmaids! They’re basically swamp mermaids! From what little I know of them they're what their names implies, a fake or imitation of a woman! They look like whatever you find most attractive in a lover, but they are always just a little off in a way that isn't bad enough to be a deal breaker! They will lead you along until they can get you into the water where their true nature is revealed!
“As the story goes there were these 13 lost braves from a long lost tribe. They were the last remaining survivors of a warband that were driven into the swamp to die. Their chief led them deeper into the bayou hoping they could find their way out the other side. That’s when they came upon the island out in the middle of the swamp. At the time the waters were lower and you could cross the water a lot easier than you can today. It was barely chest high at the deepest and they all crossed over. Once they got here they started making camp.
“That fight night the chief left his twelfth strongest of his warriors to watch over the others while they slept. The next morning they woke to find him missing and all that remained of him was his weapons and footprints in the sand leading to the water’s edge.
“They looked all over and found no other signs of him. That night the chief had his tenth and eleventh strongest warriors stay up and watch while the others slept. And, again the next morning both warriors were gone except for their weapons and footprints leading into the water. Again they searched the whole island and found nothing else.
“On the third night the chief left his seventh, eighth, and ninth strongest warriors to watch over the others while they slept and again the next morning they were gone leaving only their weapons and footprints leading to the water's edge. The chief was now enraged he'd lost half of his brave warriors. So, he decided that night he and his last six warriors would stay up that night and see what had taken their brothers.
“The final six warriors all took turns watching over the others while they slept,but the chief never slept. At around midnight he and the only one of his braves that were awake heard the voice of a young woman chanting and singing off in the distance. The chief was old and halfway deaf and couldn't understand what she was saying but his young brave could and he ignored his chief’s commands.
“The young brave stuck his weapons on the ground and headed to the water. The chief followed closely behind him trying to ask him what he was hearing. But, the brave warrior didn't answer.
“At the water's edge the brave was met by a beautiful woman that emerged from the water. She was the most beautiful squaw the chief had ever seen. He was almost tempted to go after her himself when he noticed she wasn't…. Right!?
“She didn't look human from the back. I do not know how but he just knew she wasn't right. He shouted and called for his young brave to no avail. So, in a last effort to save his brave he grabbed his spear and flung it with all his might and struck the young Kuukuh Náttih. She screamed a hundred screams and vanished back into the water, but not before grabbing the young brave and taking him with her into the swamp’s depths.
“The other braves came running with weapons at the ready but it was too late there was nothing they could do. The chief sat watch over the braves all the rest of the night.
“The next day the chief told his remaining warriors he and his bravest warrior were going to capture the Kuukuh Náttih. They both would stand watch while the others would pretend to sleep. They all stuffed tallow, animal fat wax, into their ears to partially deafen themselves like their chief.
“That night again around midnight the singing and chanting began again. The chief and his bravest warrior went to the water's edge and sure enough there she was again beckoning them to come with her into the water. The chief agreed to go to her but stopped just short of stepping foot into the water. He beckoned her to come closer to him telling her he's too old to swim. She came closer to the shore.
“When she was but a few steps away from the old Chief his bravest warrior gave a mighty whoop and holler and the remaining warriors sprang out and fired a volley of arrows and spears. They struck the Kuukuh Náttih dead and drug her into the shore.
“She was both human and animal in equal parts. Beautiful and terrifying at the same time. They thought they had killed the monster and would be safe now, but the next morning they found the body of the Kuukuh Náttih had disappeared along with their weapons.
“That next night the bravest warrior went to the shore himself and waited for the Kuukuh Náttih to come and this time he went into the water to greet her and allowed himself to be taken by her into the water. But, unknown to the Kuukuh Náttih he'd tied a long length of rope made from cattails. The other warriors and the chief waited till the morning and followed the rope and found it led to a cave under the island.
“They went into the cave with no weapons ready to kill the Kuukuh Náttih with their bare hands. When they found their bravest brother there, they were still alive. He'd managed to survive the night by subduing the Kuukuh Náttih. The Kuukuh Náttih wasn't alone, it was one of many. They were so impressed by the strength and bravery of the warriors and their chief they wanted to marry them instead of drowning and eat them
“And, this the tribe of Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti was founded. And, the legend of the Kuukuh Náttih was spread.” Tysan finished with a dance almost like bow arms out.
“Woah— Then they were all killed off by their enemies some years later?” Asked Cæla with wide open dilated bloodshot eyes.
“That's what they say officially, but my Grand-mère Natchitoche told me that after they married into the Kuukuh Náttih and became the Awant Impa Luksi Shukʋtti Nʋni Sinti no one would set foot near them even in a time of war. But they did vanish one day and a group of warriors did travel to the island and found it completely deserted. They do say those warriors that went there came back a little less than what originally went!” He said doing scary hands at Brandon who was now shaking scared in his seat.
“That makes me think that the… Kuukuh Náttih!?” Said Lily trying to think through the marijuana haze.
“You can call them MockMaids!” Said Tysan.
“But, what if they're not female!?” She spurted out.
“MockMan for males and MockFolks for general…” he rambled out a stream of thought. “But, I've only heard of them being female!”
“I don't believe they're a mythical all female swamp monster race, but rather a group of natives that lived out here so long they've adapted to living in the swamp. Like a North American version of the Bajau of Southeast Asia. They're those people that live their whole lives on the water and have adapted to hold their breath for longer than any other human.
“Sama-Bajau are noted for their exceptional abilities in free-diving. Divers work long days with greater than 5 hours per day submerged. Some Bajau intentionally rupture their eardrums at an early age to facilitate diving and hunting at sea. Many older Sama-Bajau are therefore hard of hearing. Which I find fascinating since you said the old Chief that founded this island was hard of hearing.
“More than a thousand years of subsistence freediving associated with their life on the sea appear to have endowed the Bajau with several genetic adaptations to facilitate their lifestyle. A 2018 study showed that Bajau spleens are about 50 percent larger than those of neighbouring land-based groups, letting them store more haemoglobin-rich blood, which is expelled into the bloodstream when the spleen contracts at depth, allowing breath-holding dives of longer duration. Members have been found to have better underwater vision than Europeans, although it is not known if this trait has a genetic basis. They've also started to develop webbing between their fingers and toes.” She said somehow conjuring up info like Google. I heard of these people before from watching Discovery channel and YouTube videos but she must have researched them at some point recently.
“I don't know about all that stuff but what I've been told is that the Kuukuh Náttih… MockMaids aren't human at all, but they can breed with us but they'd much rather feed on us.” He said taking his seat to Brandon on the couch he was sharing with Ermey.
“So? They might have been cannibals too…. Wouldn't be much more of a shock to me!” She pouted.
To ease the mood by changing the subject Boner stood up and told his story next. It wasn't as good as the others but it eased the room and got the highest of us to start laughing in hysterics. Even though I don't think it was meant to be funny. I did start to get a bit of a headache at this point.
Brandon offered to let Neveah go next but she didn't want to and continued to play with her dog on the couch she sat with Cæla. Lily was still too busy talking to herself about her thoughts and finds on our ancestry. So, he told his story of the Letiche and its more regional retelling that tied more into the local mythology. I really couldn’t pay it that much attention as my headache was starting to get worse. I left the room briefly to get a drink that wasn’t alcoholic and take some ibuprofen before returning to the party.
“The Letiche are still said to roam this swamp to this day!” Brandon finished up as I retook my seat and resting my head on a throw pillow.
“You ok, dude?” asked someone I think was Hünter or maybe Windy.
“Not really, I think I’ve had too much. It’s been a few years since I’ve done anything like this.” I said rubbing my eyes and temples.
“Hey, maybe we should take this upstairs and let’m sleep it off?” Said Lily as she stood and walked over to the door to the foyer.
“Awww… do we have to!?” Moaned Neveah.
“Yes, because this is where we agreed to sleep tonight and if you want to trade y'all's rooms for ours we can!” Said Howie standing up for me. He's a good little bro.
She groaned and got up with her little Princess and headed out the door followed closely behind by the others. All except for Howie who hung back and said, “Don't worry we'll be back to check on you after a bit. Hell, Eli might be back down here to join you before too long. He's such a lightweight when it comes to pot and alcohol!”
“Who!?” I asked through the growing fog building up in my brain.
“Windagoober! That's his real name, dude! You didn't really think that was his actual name?”
“No! I thought it was actually Windy… like his parents were hippies that named their kids shit like Leaf, Branch, or River… dumb shit like that!” I said giggling a bit. The weed's effects still give me that much at least.
“Ha! No, no, but that is funny! I'll have to tell him you thought that he'll get a kick out of it! Especially as much contact high he's got right now!” He said giggling himself as he helped me lay down on my designated couch and tucked me in for the night.
I was already asleep before he got out of the dimming lantern lit room. All I can remember after that was a clock somewhere in the house chiming midnight, and a strange psychedelic dream I had.
I was flouting I thought at first, but after a while I realized I was actually swimming. It was quite nice, it felt so freeing and relaxing. Not a single care in the world. I forgot all about how I was broke, jobless, single, lonely, and on the brink of possibly being homeless.
Then suddenly I came upon a shore of a beach somewhere. It looked familiar like I had seen it before. And, I had. It was the shore where the M.F. Grin-N-Ber-it ferry was partially beaches by the pier. The only difference now was it was pitch black dark out, but somehow I could see everything just fine. There was also someone softly singing somewhere off in the distance, but they stopped once I had climbed out of the water.
After studying the wreckage I followed our tracks from the pier and up the overgrown trail leading to the manor. Once I reached the walled gate with the iron archway I for some reason climbed up over it instead of crossing through.
I was in the courtyard where the van was now sitting parked and empty in the driveway just outside the front doors. I looked up at the canopy and reached up and took hold of it and pulled myself onto it and began to wall crawl like I was Spider-Man or like a gecko.
I climbed up to the 2nd floor on the West Wing side. I looked through one of the stained glass windows and saw nothing but an empty bedroom with some open luggage sitting on a bed meant for a small child. There was an empty baby bed in one corner with an antique mobile depicting the cutest sea creatures hanging over it. And a toy box with vintage Teddy Bears and porcelain dolls. An old wooden rocking horse set motionless. The walls were painted to show an almost cartoonist depiction of a sunny beach with golden sand and crystal blue water. Best I could tell this had to be Neveah's chosen room.
I shuffled sideways to the next window over to see the bathroom which was itself empty except for an ornate lion's paw bathtub with an old overhead shower head and a crescent bent rod with a fabric privacy curtain still hanging from silver rings. A chain pull commode and wall mounted sink with mirror were on the opposing wall. The bathroom too had a New England oceanfront theme to its decor.
I again scuttled sideways around the corner to the side wall and back to the back half of the building and peered through the windows of the master bedroom and it took was vacant except for a large king sized bed with opened luggage same as the baby's room but this one had more of the contents pulled out and laying out on the still made bed. The room didn't have much in it except for a couple nightstands with a lamp on them. There was an open closet with nothing inside it but old wire hangers and garment bags.
I looked up and saw light emanating from a balcony above. I climbed up slowly and circled around the balcony and climbed up into the roof just over the balcony. Slowly I looked down over the roof’s ledge and peered in and saw my siblings and all their friends laying and setting on top of a huge bed. It had to be an Alaskan King size bed. Like 9 feet by 9 feet so there was plenty of room for nearly everyone to at least set it somewhere. Besides the humongous bed there was a large wardrobe, 2 nightstands with lamps, a writing desk with a high back wing chair in front of it, an open wooden cabinet with what looked like radio equipment inside, and finally a walk-in closet with twin bi-fold doors. It all looked as if they'd rummaged through all the stuff in them.
I looked away and looked over to the next window over and it was the one to the master bathroom. The one our great grand aunt died in. The windows were still missing and so was most of the framing. Old sun bleached caution tape still hung from it and danced in the night air. I crawled over to it and swung myself over into the room from the roof but remained suspended from the ceiling.
The bathroom was a marvelous spectacle. It was styled like an ancient Roman or Greek bathhouse with marble making up nearly every surface. All four corners of the room had statues acting as pillars holding up the ceiling. They were of beautiful mermaids, nymphs, Gorgons, and one was a near perfect replica of the Ephesian Artemis. Even the toilet in this room was a work of art as it had to have been custom built as it was made for a giant to use. 2 full-grown adults could sit side-by-side on it easily. It was made to resemble a sea monster like those seen on old maps. Its wide scream or howling maw being the bowl, its tongue acting as the seat, its top jaw the seat cover. It even had a built-in bidet as the creature’s blowhole. The sink next to it was made to look like a giant clamshell with a full length mirror behind it framed with golden filigree.
I caught only a quick glance of myself in the mirror. I couldn't tell much outside that I was very tall and nearly completely transparent. The closest comparison I can think of is the Predator when using his cloaking camouflage technology.
I slid across the smooth ceiling on my stomach like a soldier under barbed wire. I came to the door that led out into the hallway. The door reaches from floor to ceiling without any threshold or door frame so I was able to slither out while keeping myself flat against the ceiling. In the hall the ceiling was smooth hardwood so it was just as slick as the marble of the bathroom.
The door into the master bedroom of the 3rd floor was luckily wide open. A steady stream of smoke and incense wanted from within. It smelled strongly of skunky herbals and artificial fruits. Like bad cheap knockoff Front Loops. Speaking of which, I was famished.
I continued to belly crawl into the room. The ceiling of this room was gabled so it slanted up with exposed rafters. I climbed up and hid in between a set of rafters and listened in on what was being said below me. The room was tall enough to make up 2 floors with at its lowest point the ceiling was 10 feet off the floor and 20 at its tallest. No one noticed me. I was completely invisible to everyone in the lowlights of the lantern lights they were using. Any noise I made was easily blamed on the house settling or the wind rattling the roof. The only one that noticed me was that damned dog of Neveah’s. It couldn’t see me but it could definitely sense my presence and was looking up where I was and was yapping and growling. I hated that fucking mut.
They were still telling their stories and Neveah was finishing up her half-hearted retelling of the story of La Llorona, or the Weeping Woman, when she scolded her dog, “Princess! ¡No, niña mala! ¡Mamá está intentando hablar! ¡Tranquilo! ¿¡Por favor!?”
Cæla reached over and tried petting her to calm her down, but she was nearly bitten by the panicking animal. “Woah! Calm down, Daisy! It’s just me! Your Auntie!”
Windy or Eli or whatever his name was tried to help Cæla out by trying to distract the dog by coming up from the other side. The dog turned and snapped at him as well. Its tiny black eyes darted back and forth between them and me up on the ceiling.
“The smoke must be getting to her! Maybe we should put her out for a bit?” said Lily, looking at Neveah who was digging in her travel dog carrier. “Maybe put her down in your room, maybe?”
“Put her down!? Can do!” yelled Hünter, jokingly grabbing a letter opener from off of a nightstand and miming a stabbing motion. Tysan, Brandon, Howie, and Boner started giggling and snickering.
“Not funny, retrasado gordo!!!” yelled back Neveah, pulling out a bright pink retractable dog leash from her bag. She was able to clip the carabiner of the leash onto Princess Daisy’s collar and quickly led the dog out and into the hallway.
“Who pissed in her Cheerios?” asked Boner.
“She’s very protective of her baby! Princess Daisy was a gift from her Abuela for graduating highschool and being the first in her family to get into college.” said Cæla trying to scold Bone and them, but failing.
Neveah came back after a few moments. “I put her in the bathroom for now. I’ll check on her after a bit. If she’s still upset I might just take her and go to bed. Sorry girls… and culos.”
“Don’t worry about it sweetie!” said Lily standing up from the massive bed. “You weren’t the first tonight that calls it quits early.” She was talking about me? Traitor.
“Ok, it’s my turn now to tell a story!” Lily said, putting on her best carnival barker act. “This is a story I read while researching this place today! It’s a forgotten tale of greed, an attempted kidnapping, and possibly murder!?" She has always been very theatrical.
She went on to describe a story of how a cirque in the 1900’s had come to town. And, when the owner heard of the Olmstead Wellers clan and their history of being strange and reclusive he decided to pay the island a little visit. No one knows what he discussed with whomever was living there at the time, but he left disappointed.
When he'd return to his camp and told his troupe he told them of something he wanted that was on the island and he'd pay handsomely for it. Several of his workers, performers, and even a few of his freaks from the sideshow volunteered.
That night the small army of carnies descended on the island to raid and rob the Wellers's mansion. They succeeded in reaching the house and breaching the door, but once they were inside nobody knew what happened next.
The next day only one of the members returned to the circus. A mentally challenged man that was deaf and dumb. Completely mute and illiterate so he wasn't able to describe what had happened. He did bring a letter that was addressed to the ringmaster. No one knows what it said, but later that day he returned to the island after telling his surviving troupe members to leave ahead of him to their next stop.
It was believed he was trying to negotiate for the return of his people, but that was merely hearsay. All that was for sure known was he was found a week later flouting in the swamp with a look of pure terror frozen on his face. As for the rest of his carnival, they never made it to their next stop. Their caravan was found wrecked the night after their leader left for the island. Even the animals were missing.
Again only the same lone survivor and an elderly member of the freak show were left. The only thing they both have in common is a lack of hearing and the other being morbidly obese to the point of needing to be pushed in a wheelchair. Neither of the two again could be questioned on what happened.
Some thought it was robbers or roadside bandits got them all, but what would they do with the lions, tigers, and bears oh my! Also, a few elephants, monkeys, performing dogs, horses, a camel, and a handful of deformed animals from the sideshow. Most think if it was highway robbery that they must have killed everyone and dumped their bodies into the swamps for the gators to dispose of. But a minority believed it was a member of the Olmstead Wellers clan that sought out revenge for the raid on their island.
“Ok, I've lived here my whole life and never heard of anything like this!” Pipes in Ermey, crossing her arms and looking directly at Lily.
“Oh, it's real! It really happened!” She held up a piece of photocopier paper. “I found it deep in the town's archives today! I think it's all BS myself but when none of y'all said anything about it I thought I'd give my creative writing lessons a shot!”
Tysan took the page from Lily and read over it real quick before passing it over to Ermey to read herself. “It's just an old Newspaper article about a traveling carnival that came to town and was robbed shortly after leaving! With one quick mention of them meeting with one of the owners of the island. And the body of the owner was found in the swamp leading the police to think that's where the robbers dumped all the bodies.”
“Yes, but that's where I used my imagination to fill in all the blanks. It just came to me while I was reading through my findings on the way here!” She said with a cute little innocent smile. Makes me wonder.
Neveah and Cæla broke up the brewing argument by suggesting a new old way to spend the night, Truth-or-Dare. Hünter decided to make it even more interesting by adding in a 3rd option of shotgun a beer. He'd brought a 36 pack case of beer with him upstairs.
Everyone accepted his challenge and the game began. I sat and watched them as they partied into the night. Slowly as they got drunk(er) they began to depart. I noticed that Neveah had gotten so drunk from refusing to disclose anything or so anything humiliating that Cæla and Ermey had to almost carry her back down to the 2nd floor where her assigned room was. They had forgotten about her dog which had yapped itself to sleep in the bathroom I’d entered through.
So, after the last of the group left the room leaving just Boner, my sister, and me alone I made my move to slink back out before they sealed the room’s door.
Back in the hallway I saw Brandon and Tysan going into their room. Both of them were too drunk and high they wouldn't be of any use till at least noon.
The bathroom door had been closed so I somehow with my invisible hand reached down from the high ceiling down to the doorknob and opened it and army-crawled in before kicking the door back shut.
Inside the bathroom is when this dream really shook me. As once I was in there Princess Daisy awoke and started her fit again and in a panic I dropped down onto her. I don't recall much of what happened but I swear I could feel her small body pop under me like a water balloon but with the added snapping sounds like wet twigs.
The thought and horror of this snapped me awake again. I was back down in the living room again lying on a couch by myself. Well, Howie, Hünter, and Windy were all laid out on their couches now. They were all sleeping or trying to. Howie seemed out like a light, Windy was mumbling and twitching in his sleep, and Hünter was gasping, wheezing, and snoring almost comically. But, I seriously think he needs a sleep apnea machine. If not for his own good but for mine as I doubted I was going to be able to fall back asleep with his noises and my still throbbing headache. I checked my cellphone to see what time it was. It was 5:55 am. The sun would be rising in about an hour.
After about an hour of tossing and turning I managed to finally fall back asleep and this time no strange dreams. Just a good old fashioned nightmare of getting into a fight and not being able to fight back, losing all of my teeth, and being late for a class in highschool even though I am in my 30s.
I was awakened in panic by the girls around 1:11 in the afternoon. My head is still hurting but not as bad as the night before but still a constant annoyance in the back of my head and eyes. They were all freaking out and wanted me to help with something. Apparently while I slept a whole lot of things went to shit on us.
First of all Ermey said that Tysan and Brandon had got up early at like 7:30 to go meet Tysan’s dad at the pier, but he never showed up. So, to see if they could boost their CB signal they went and found the generators and got them going so we could have better electricity. And, they got a hold of the docks and they said Tysan's dad has left there bright and early and should have been here by now. Also, that there's an emergency weather alert in effect a freak storm is heading this way and should hit by tonight. So, she wants me to go help them search the shoreline for him.
Neveah was in tears and freaking out as she couldn't find Princess Daisy after leaving her tied up all night in the upstairs bathroom. All they found was her leash. And they're afraid she might have slipped it off and jumped out the busted out bathroom window or some sort of predator has got ahold of her. She wants me to help her look for her around the premises.
Cæla and Lily are worried about Howie, Windy, Bone, and Hünter as they got together and decided to explore around the island and took the scuba gear out to see if they could find the underwear caves that the island is supposed to have. I didn't even know Boner Boy even knew how to swim. They both want me to help them find and bring them back to help Tysan find his dad and Neveah find her dog.
“Ok! Ok! Okay, I will see what I can do, but first you said that they got the generators going? That means we should have hot running water? I'm going to get a quick hot shower because I feel grungy and I hope it'll help with my hangover! I'll then go see what I can do!” I said, shaking as I stood up. My legs and back were stiff and sore, and I was starting to itch all over.
They all whined, cried, and bitched me out and called me everything under the sun. So, nothing new. I walked across the house, up the stairs, and went to the 2nd floor bathroom. And to my shock and wonder it was exactly how it was in my dreams from last night. I ignored that and found myself a clean towel, some soap, shampoo and conditioner, and climbed into the tub.
I nearly scolded myself. The old hot water heater was one of those without a temperature regulator on it as it had gotten hot enough to melt skin off of bone. I should warn others about this.
While showing I noticed something odd. My old surgical scars were all inflamed and itchy, and I had a sore spot on my upper back that was directly in...

The main creature is a very tall muscular female Fish-man https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Fish-Men with elements from several different species;
https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/dat.....yzD7.jpg:large
The head should have the face like Catarina https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Catarina_Devon Devon,
The eyes of Dosun https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dosun the hammerhead shark fish-man,
The nose of Arlong the Saw https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Arlong a sawshark fish-man,
Four catfish whiskers like Sugamichi and Warazane https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Su.....i_and_Warazane
Curly https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Curly_Dadan Dadan's hair style,
The main creature is a very tall muscular female Fish-man https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Fish-Men with elements from several different species;
The head should have the face like Catarina https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Catarina_Devon Devon,
The eyes of Dosun https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dosun the hammerhead shark fish-man,
The nose of Arlong the Saw https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Arlong a sawshark fish-man,
Four catfish whiskers like Sugamichi and Warazane https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Su.....i_and_Warazane
Curly https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Curly_Dadan Dadan's hair style,
Four arms https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....Four_Arm_Tribe with flipper-like hands think Batman Returns Danny Divito's https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Penguin_(Burtonverse) Penguin, Flying Fish Riders https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Rosy_Life_Riders wings,
A sea turtle shell like Pekoms's https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Pekoms Kame Kame no Mi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Kame_Kame_no_Mi and plastrons or plastra like Banchi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Banchi
Flippers on her pelvis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_fin between the legs,
The legs are like The Longleg Tribe https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Longleg_Tribe members with webbed Frog-like feet of Yokozuna https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Yokozuna
A long eel-like mermaid tail of the Minister of the Left https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Mi.....er_of_the_Left that ends in a stingray fin and stinger like Kuroobi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Kuroobi
and mounted above the tail https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....el:_Nuckelavee and below the turtle shell is the lure which has the basic One Piece female character https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Ca.....ale_Characters body type,
The hair on its head is nearly a full Big Giant Squid King https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/King_(Giant_Squid) with 2 tentacles as like pigtails,
On the head are 2 anglerfish escas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish like Nuru https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Nuru
the lure https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggre....._an_attractant is human/mermaid https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Merfolk looking from the front but from the back you see all her weird fishy parts like the tendrils of Surume https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Surume a shark dorsal fin like Dellinger https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dellinger scales, etc...
https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/dat.....Pd-9.jpg:large

Now I've been meaning to update the design a bit but these updates are major and I've got no references for like combining the arms and wings on the main monster with them being more like Mezo Shoji (障しょう子じ目め蔵ぞう Shōji Mezō?), also known as the Tentacle Hero: Tentacole https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Mezo_Shoji from MHA, and moving the lure from the creature's back to her stomach like Holed'em https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Holed%27em or Mizerka https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Mizerka

Four arms https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....Four_Arm_Tribe with flipper like hands think Batman Returns Danny Divito's https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Penguin_(Burtonverse) Penguin,

The main creature is a very tall muscular female Fish-man https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Fish-Men with elements from several different species;
The head should have the face like Catarina https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Catarina_Devon Devon,
The eyes of Dosun https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dosun the hammerhead shark fish-man,
The nose of Arlong the Saw https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Arlong a sawshark fish-man,
Four catfish whiskers like Sugamichi and Warazane https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Su.....i_and_Warazane
Curly https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Curly_Dadan Dadan's hair style,
The main creature is a very tall muscular female Fish-man https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Fish-Men with elements from several different species;
The head should have the face like Catarina https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Catarina_Devon Devon,
The eyes of Dosun https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dosun the hammerhead shark fish-man,
The nose of Arlong the Saw https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Arlong a sawshark fish-man,
Four catfish whiskers like Sugamichi and Warazane https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Su.....i_and_Warazane
Curly https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Curly_Dadan Dadan's hair style,
Four arms https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....Four_Arm_Tribe with flipper-like hands think Batman Returns Danny Divito's https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Penguin_(Burtonverse) Penguin, Flying Fish Riders https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Rosy_Life_Riders wings,
A sea turtle shell like Pekoms's https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Pekoms Kame Kame no Mi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Kame_Kame_no_Mi and plastrons or plastra like Banchi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Banchi
Flippers on her pelvis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_fin between the legs,
The legs are like The Longleg Tribe https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Longleg_Tribe members with webbed Frog-like feet of Yokozuna https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Yokozuna
A long eel-like mermaid tail of the Minister of the Left https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Mi.....er_of_the_Left that ends in a stingray fin and stinger like Kuroobi https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Kuroobi
and mounted above the tail https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....el:_Nuckelavee and below the turtle shell is the lure which has the basic One Piece female character https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Ca.....ale_Characters body type,
The hair on its head is nearly a full Big Giant Squid King https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/King_(Giant_Squid) with 2 tentacles as like pigtails,
On the head are 2 anglerfish escas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish like Nuru https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Nuru
the lure https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggre....._an_attractant is human/mermaid https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Merfolk looking from the front but from the back you see all her weird fishy parts like the tendrils of Surume https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Surume a shark dorsal fin like Dellinger https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dellinger scales, etc...

Now I've been meaning to update the design a bit but these updates are major and I've got no references for like combining the arms and wings on the main monster with them being more like Mezo Shoji (障しょう子じ目め蔵ぞう Shōji Mezō?), also known as the Tentacle Hero: Tentacole https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Mezo_Shoji from MHA, and moving the lure from the creature's back to her stomach like Holed'em https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Holed%27em or Mizerka https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Mizerka

Four arms https://oproleplaying.fandom.com/wi.....Four_Arm_Tribe with flipper like hands think Batman Returns Danny Divito's https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Penguin_(Burtonverse) Penguin,

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Abandoned Area: Most of the Earth is this now in this Post-Apocalyptic world.
Abandoned Hospital: A possible location in PR's cityscape.
Abandoned Hospital Awakening: I might have one of these happen to PR after one of his deaths.
Abandoned Laboratory: In the Arctic mission setting.
Abandoned Mascot: I might make PR into one of these for a mercenary group in the past.
Abandoned Mine: Tons of these all around the world thanks in part to the different groups that went underground at one point or another. Is the reason why the underground is called Hallowed Earth now.
Abandoned Playground: I'd like to see an old Theme Park somewhere either in PR's cityscape or in the Arctic base as a reference to Chernobyl.
Abandoned War Child: A majority of the remaining normal humans are these. Especially the ones in PR's camp.
Abandon Ship: This happens during the introduction of the Mockfolks during the Sea Mission. And, again during the Citadel's fall.
Abandon The Disabled: Again a majority of humanity left on/in the ground while the better off live in large walled up cities and flying fortresses.
Abbey Road Crossing: Would love to see this with PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla.
Abdicate The Throne: PR in the end to the Dictator's Empire and the new Recruit to PR's roll as the leader/protector of the cityscape.
Abduction Is Love: What Dru-Scylla does to the new Recruit.
Abhorrent Admirer: The Zombie Queen to PR in the 1st few chapters. Dru-Scylla to the new Recruit. Bradley to many of the female members of the Ratpack.
Abilene Paradox: This might be what leads PR to join the [insert organization name here] and come out into the open for the 1st time. Also, the final solution to attack the Dictator's stronghold in the final act.
Ability Mixing: PR's ace in the hole and the reason he's recruited into the [insert organization name here] in the first place.
A Birthday Not A Break: I might make it someone's Birthday when the Citadel falls.
AB Negative: Subverted with PR having universal blood type of O-.
Abnormal Ammo: PR and other character will make use of specialized weapons to take on supernatural and extraterrestrial enemies. Such as; Silver bullets for werewolves, vampires, and fae folk and radioactive isotopes for aliens.
Abnormal Limb Rotation Range: Not unusual for most of the super-beings in the story. Angelik is very limber because of her cat-like nature.
Abomination Accusation Attack: PR is threatened with this by the [insert organization name here], but he's unfazed as it's been done to him before.
Above Good And Evil: PR considers himself this and so does the Dictator.
Above The Gods: The Dictator sees itself as this. PR is aware of gods that exist in another realm that watch over many different realities and were once collectively probably something similar to the Judeo-Christian god.
Above The Influence: New Recruit with Dru-Scylla possibly or vice versa?
A Boy A Girl And A Baby Family: The new Recruit's family makeup when he joined PR's gang.
A Boy And His X: Will be part of some character's backstories. I'm thinking some of the alien members of the [insert organization name here] and some of the Fairy folk as well.
Absence Of Evidence: One way [insert organization name here] found PR after he's been in hiding for many years. I'm thinking by them finding a lack of radiation in that area because he's absorbed it.
Absentee Actor: PR during some secondary character central solo chapters.
Absent Minded Professor: Might have a few of these working for [insert organization name here].
Absolute Cleavage: Almost every female super-being and even some male one fall squarely into this. Some more so than other.
Absolute Xenophobe: Most races have a handful of these on all sides. Most notable an alien race that failed attacking the Earth years back and a bunch are left stranded.
Abstract Apotheosis: Subverted by PR as he is given this chance in the end but chooses to stay on Earth. Now, there are some strait forward takes on this trope such as Angelik's father is an archangel of one of the virtue. The Dictator is a god of some-sort and embodies it.
Abstract Eater: PR can feed on energy that includes magical and spiritual energy.
Absurd Altitude: Where the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters is located. And, some of the flying battles take place in the end fight.
Absurd Cutting Power: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Cool City: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Dedicated Worker: There're plenty of old robots out there in this world that are still trying to polish a turd that no one is there to appreciate. There are even areas still patrolled by automated police force with only zombies and mutants still living there. Another example is the super-human that acts as a power source for the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters.
Absurdly Elderly Mother: Spoiler for later events, but if PR impregnates something the gestation for the child produced can last years even decades depending on what the other parent is. So, in the cases of human females he's been with can become pregnant with one of his offspring when they're in their 20's but not give birth till they're in their 50's.
Absurdly High Stakes Game: During PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla trip to Utgard for stronger weapons.
Absurdly Huge Population: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Long Stairway: The Dictator's kingdom is full of them with an especially long set that leads into the underground world.
Absurdly Powerful School Jurisdiction: The [insert organization name here] with most of its members. PR gets away with a lot because of his usefulness.
Absurdly Sharp Blade: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Sharp Claws: PR, Angelik, and other animal based beings all tend to have this.
Absurdly Spacious Sewer: You can consider most of the underground to be this.
Absurd Phobia: PR has one of Scorpions and to a lesser degree of Snakes.
Abuse Mistake: Angelik has a huge burn scar on her back from PR but it's because she asked him to do it.
Abusive Advertising: PR's team slogan in the mercenary field is basically. "If you don't hire us your enemies will!"
Abusive Alien Parents: Mockfolk's are this to a T. They have a strong mental control over their offspring til the say they die.
Abusive Parents: Big Momma with her children and grandchildren, ect. Possibly Angelik's father.
Abusive Precursors: The gods or some of them. Some of the Fae folk as well.
Academic Alpha Bitch: I'm sure there'll be one at the [insert organization name here] that doesn't like PR and his crew.
Academic Athlete: The new Recruit is this oddly enough to PR's surprise.
Academy Of Adventure: The [insert organization name here].
Academy Of Evil: The Dictator's organization.
Accent Depundent: Might be used with some characters as they're multinational.
Accent Interest: PR has one because of his advanced age.
Accent Relapse: Spoiler, the God of DNA when he is revealed to have been working for the Dictator he gains a German accent.
Accent Slip Up: Spoiler, the God of DNA does speak proper German by mistake when talking about plans.
Accessory Wearing Cartoon Animal: Played with PR as he's a giant rat-humanoid and wears normally only glove, boots, shorts, a mask, and a top hat.
Accidental Hero: PR's life story. Normally his own self-preservation is mistaken for heroism.
Accidental Innuendo: Will be most likely a 100% intentional.
Accidental Kidnapping: The Dictators minions take some hostages when they attacked the Citadel and some of turn out to be more important than they thought; Angelik, Charlie, and the new Recruit's sibling.
Accidentally Broke The Mac Guffin: The Dictator's actions against PR basically destroyed any chance of him joining it in completing its plans.
Accidental Marriage: Basically, what happens with the new Recruit and Dru-Scylla. Because he nearly beat her in single combat, she let him live and chose him as a mate.
Accidental Misnaming: PR has issue recalling names, so he'll assign nicknames or refer to someone by their titles.
Accidental Murder: The deaths of some characters in the Dictator's dungeons.
Accidental Pervert: The new Recruit with several female character.
Accidental Pornomancer: Again, the new Recruit with Dru-Scylla. Sometimes PR and Angelik, Chesh, and/or Ella.
Accidental Proposal: The new Recruit's fight with Dru-Scylla on their first meeting is this in her culture. Her species males are smaller and weaker than the females so if one challenges one in a fight and isn't actively trying to kill her it's a sign of romantic intent.
Accidental Public Confession: Angelik's secret at the end of the 3rd act.
Accidental Tickle Torture: Happens to PR whenever he's tortured normally as he's experienced a lot of physical pain over the years.
Accidental Truth: Jokingly PR says that the Dictator is his evil twin or long-lost father. Both are pretty accurate.
Accomplice By Inaction: PR can be blamed for this as his inaction(s) allowed for a lot of problems that plague the world he lives in.
Accuser Of The Brethren: The Green Golem is this towards PR as it is powered by souls that died feeling wronged and a large portion were killed PR over the years.
Ace Custom: PR's team will customize any piece of equipment the [insert organization name here] issues them. PR most notably will custom paint his armors to fit his color schemes.
Ace Pilot: The Fur is one of the Bushwhackers varieties. Of PR's crew the closest thing is maybe the Zodiac Sisters with Cancer being more of the Plugger type.
A Chat With Satan: PR and the Dictator's meeting in the end. PR does have a conversation with the Devil in one of his visits to the afterlife.
Achey Scars: Angelik's back scar when PR is in danger or is dying. PR's severed left arm when he's in or around Asia.
Achievements In Ignorance: Some of PR's powers work on this logic.
Achievement Test Of Destiny: There would normally be one of these for the recruits of the [insert organization name here], but PR's team manage to get out of it by virtue of they need his help. Now some team members take it voluntarily.
A Child Shall Lead Them: The leadership of many gangs of humans, mutants, and monsters on the surface, and some of the fairy kingdoms underground.
Achilles Heel:
PR is very sensitive to sensory overload and is why he covers his head in a mask that helps block out a lot of loud sounds, strong smells, and bright lights. Because of this head covering he must keep a lot of his skin exposed so he can breathe. He's also extremely weak to nickel which will cause him to have an allergic reaction, his left knee is screwed up, and any damage to his chest emblem can cause him to explode.
Angelik's wings and tail. Because of her angelic nature her wings are connected to her lifeforce. Her father has the same weakness.
All Fae Folks is weak to salt, certain herds and flowers, iron, and/or silver. This includes Bradley, Ella, and Chesh.
Mockfolks are weak to extreme heat and dryness.
Childhoodsend/Overlord is weak to precious metals like Superman is to Kryptonite. Doesn't help his demonic appearance.
The Fur, new Recruit, the Black Belt, and Spoiler: Amazoid are all basically humans using advanced science, alien technology, and magic to give them an edge. Speaking of Amazoid she's actually deaf and blind without her tech.
Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai like the most of the dragons of this world can only truly die if decapitated.
The Vampires have multiple and various weaknesses among them.
Achilles In His Tent: This kind of happens with PR after the crash of the Citadel.
Acid Attack: PR has an acidic/poisoned breath attack he can use. Some dragons have acid attacks and breath.
Acid Pool: A possible prison for PR that the [insert organization name here] has constructed.
Acid Reflux Nightmare: PR's internal explanation for what happens when he's in the afterlife.
Acid Trip Dimension: The afterlife/Hell/Realm of the Gods/Limbo.
Acme Products: All the equipment the [insert organization name here] uses are made by the Fur's company. The Quality varies.
Acquainted With Emergency Services: Subverted somewhat with PR acting as the Emergency Service officer as he is the closest thing to a sheriff in his township. He knows most of the criminals and repeat offenders personally.
Acquired Error At The Printer: Whenever someone writes down PR's name, they separate the Pack and Rat to his annoyance.
Acquired Poison Immunity:
Part of PR's biology is he can acquire an immunity to most toxins after a single dose.
Bradley has a form of this as well because of his immortality from a philosopher's stone.
The Fur as a Expy of characters like Batman as part of his overly prepared nature has immunized himself to tons of poisons, drugs, venoms, and toxins.
Similarly, the Assassin Spider is immune to everything but it's more like Bradley's.
Acquired Situational Narcissism: Avoided by PR's team after finally graduating from the [insert organization name here]'s academy. Maybe Bradley a bit will take advantage of the higher status.
A Crack In The Ice: Happens during the Arctic story arc.
Acrofatic: PR in the beginning of the story before his loses weight in his training and after his 1st near death.
Big Mama of the Mockfolks as she's much faster in the water than most are on land.
Acronym Confusion: I'm thinking of making the [insert organization name here]'s name an acronym that can be confused for something else.
Acrophobic Bird: PR can fly but the ability he keeps forgetting or putting off using is his teleportation.
Acting Out A Daydream: Might have this happen with the new Recruit or Bradley.
Acting Unnatural: PR's team during the Utgard arc.
Acting Your Intellectual Age: More than a few child prodigies work for/at the [insert organization name here].
Action Bomb: PR's last resort in the Arctic arc and in the final battle. A lot of the robotic characters have built in self-destruct systems.
Action Dad: PR to his team and the people under his protection. Spoiler, literally in the end.
Action Dress Rip: Happens with multiple females and a few male characters during the attack on the Citadel. Including DruScylla, Angelik, Cheshire, ect.
Action Duo: PR and new Recruit, PR and Bradley, PR and Angelik, new Recruit and DruScylla, Ella and Cheshire, and the Zodiac Sisters.
Action Fashionista:
Angelik as she was raised a spoiled daughter of a wealthy family.
DruScylla after her liberation from her grandma's control.
PR to a degree but he prefers to cosplay in battle sometimes.
Even Bradley likes a nice new suit every once in a while.
Action Figure Speech: Most robotic characters might have a blinking light to indicate when they are speaking.
Action Film Quiet Drama Scene: There will be plenty of these.
Action Genre: Very much so.
Action Genre Hero Guy: One of PR's glamour forms when he impersonates a human. The drill sergeant for the [insert organization name here] is an unironic one of these.
Action Girl: Most of the female characters fall into this trope in one way or another. PR's female team mates are all trained in some form of combat. The [insert organization name here] is a military organization so all female members are combat capable.
Action Girlfriend: DruScylla to the new Recruit. Ella to Cheshire. Amazoid to her spouse.
Action Hero: PR and eventually the new Recruit.
Action Hero Babysitter: PR in the chapters/story about the new Recruit's backstory.
Action Insurance Gag: Might make a joke about this with the Citadel and the cityscape after they're destroyed.
Action Mom: Spoiler, Angelik in the end.
Action Pet: Kill-pie and her son are this. Bradley is mistaken for this for comedic purposes. The [insert organization name here] Council members have some of these.
Action Politician:
PR can be considered one as the defector leader of the community he and his team live in.
The Dictator is one for its countries and the peoples under its control.
Many members of the Council of the [insert organization name here] are the leaders of the countries and/or whole continent they represent;
Action Prologue: Somewhat subverted with the Prologue being mostly a short story from the POV of one of PR's bounties trying to escape through the wastelands.
Action Survivor: The new Recruit in a nutshell.
Activation Sequence: Might see a few of these with all the advanced, alien tech, and magics.
Activist Fundamentalist Antics: Angelik's father.
Act Of True Love: Angelik to PR, DruScylla to the new Recruit and vice-versa by protecting one another from their families and friends, etc.
Actually A Doombot:
The Dictator has deployed this a few times in the past with the [insert organization name here] assassination attempts.
Orichalcum Man is a self-aware artificial intelligence so any death of a body isn't permadeath.
Computronium as the Orichalcum Man's ancestor has the same failsafe's and will use duplicate bodies.
Cy-Gorgon uses fully robotic doubles.
PR himself has used magic based doubles to escape a death.
Actually A Good Idea: Might throw a few of these to the new Recruit.
Actually I Am Him: PR with the [insert organization name here] recruiter that comes searching for him.
Actually Not A Vampire: The Fur is associated with animals, almost never seen in the daytime, seemingly appears out of nowhere and vanishes into thin air and much stronger than any normal person. It's been shown that a small number of people, particularly London thugs, believe or suspect that he's a vampire or werewolf, which isn't totally insane in a universe with aliens, wizards and superheroes.
Since Childhoodsend/Overlord has occasionally worn the suit and impersonated him, some people have actually seen "The Fur" fly, lift cars and survive hails of bullets, which makes the vampire theory that much more credible.
Actually Pretty Funny: Bradley the Goblin. PR every now and then.
Actually That's My Assistant: The new Recruit to PR. Sometimes Bradley as the team's manager.
Actual Pacifist: The new Recruit started out as this before becoming a Martial/Technical Pacifist.
Angelik (as a Catholic), Childhoodsend/Overlord (raised in a commune), The Black Belt (Buddhists), Te Deum ex Machina (is Jewish), and some other members of the [insert organization name here] are actually pacifist.
A Cup Angst: Kill-Pie on her human torso. Cheshire because he's very effeminate. Cancer to her sister Scorpia. Most of the female characters towards DruScylla.
Adam And Eve Plot: Sort of what the Dictator's plans is.
Adam And Or Eve: Might use this for an unnamed character.
Adaptational Abomination: Almost every deity from every major religion and mythology are revealed to be more monstrous as their appearance, powers, and identities are defined by the belief of others.
Adaptational Diversity: I plan to use some old public Domain characters and might change them up a bit.
Adaptational Heroism: Might do this with some public domain characters and mythology characters.
Adaptational Intelligence: Again, might do this with some public domain characters I'll use.
Adaptational Nonsapience: Might do this with some mythical creatures/character.
Adaptational Ugliness: Some of the gods of ancient mythologies.-
Adaptational Wimp: Most of the godly pantheon's thanks in-part to a lack of worshipers.
Adaptation Amalgamation: Some old legends this will be done with.
Adaptation Decay: PR takes the new Recruit along with Bradley and Dru-Scylla with a small team of [insert organization name here] foot soldiers (red-shirts) to an entrance to the Hallow Earth/Underworld where they enter Jotunheim where they re-enact the story of Thor's Journey to Utgard. (PR as Thor, Bradley as Loki, the new Recruit as Thialfi and Dru-Scylla as Roskva.)
Adaptation Origin Connection: Might have PR be connected to a bunch of famous myths by taking part in them or playing the part of another mythical character.
Adaptation Personality Change: This is going to happen with a bunch of public domain characters and mythical beings.
Adaptation Relationship Overhaul: Some mythical beings from different mythos will either be the same character or are related to each other.
Adaptation Species Change: Might do this with some mythical beings. Like some giant sea-monsters being Mockfolk or other monsters.
Adapted Out: Might adapt out some of the background characters from public domain and mythical characters.
Adaptive Ability: One of PR's abilities and one for the big bad as well. Most of the AI and robotic characters have this as well.
Adaptive Armor: The Dictator's suit of armor. The mechanical bodies of most of the robot characters.
A Darker Me: What the Dictator is to PR and what he becomes at the end.
A Date With Rosie Palms: Might make some jokes with this.
A Day In The Limelight: Each of the main secondary characters will get a chapter or 2 to themselves and their backstories.
Added Alliterative Appeal: I might give a character this as a verbal tic.
Addiction Displacement: PR uses sex, cooking, arts, crafts, and other activities to control his bloodlust.
Bradley also uses alcohol and drugs to quit his gambling habit (reason for his missing lower legs).
Addiction Powered: Bradley the Goblin is naturally very cowardly but is braver when high or drunk.
I might make some of the heroes and villains might have drug-based powers or boosters.
Addictive Foreign Soap Opera: In the far future a lot of television/streaming services shows have been lost to time. So, as a nice joke I think it'd be funny if most peoples of the world watch old recordings of whatever they can find for entertainment and what is mostly found are old crap shows and Z-list movies that make no sense to anyone not born 1,000's of years ago in the past like PR himself. PR himself has a large film, music, and Literature collection he keeps for himself.
Addictive Magic: How magic in this world works this is a high probability to happen to most. Especially to races that aren't adept in its usage.
Ad Dissonance: Can be found all over the wasteland especially in mostly abandoned, zombie/mutant filled, AI run Super-Cities. There're some accurate ones in Citadel depending on the area.
Addled Addict: Bradley the Goblin after he's forced to go cold turkey by the Citadel.
A Deadly Affair: Might do a side story where PR and team are hired to find out if someone's spouse is cheating and if so kill or harm them.
A Death In The Limelight: PR and crew's assigned recruits during their 1st mission. I want to give a few of them some spotlight before murdering them.
The Fur might be a good example of this as I want to keep him mostly a mystery background character up until I kill him off.
A Degree In Useless: Might subvert this by having one of the Rat Pack use an education in Chiropractic in their work as a mercenary.
A Dick In Name: I'm thinking of adding a team of bumbling helpers/sidekicks that are a Three Stooges homage and a reference to Winky, Blinky, and Noddy. And, I think Dick is the perfect name for the asshole boss of the team who is the Moe.
Adipose Rex: Big Mama the Mockfolk Matriarch is a huger example of this.
Adjective Animal Alehouse:
PR's business front is a strip/night club and bar called the Rat Trap.
There's a chinese restraunt onboard the Citadel that's run by a single woman with a self-duplicating ability called "Qínláo de lóng nǚ".
I will name the Zombie Motel in the opening chapter with something like this.
Adjective Noun Fred:
Te Deum ex Machina
Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai
Mind over Matter
Colonel Custer's Revenge
Adminisphere: Rampant throughout the Citadel.
Admiring The Abomination:
The new recruit with DruScylla and her species.
PR with the Dictator.
A Dog Named Dog: The name of many of the animal and mythical creature characters are basically their species in a different language.
Adopt A Servant: Basically, PR's recruitment method most the time. Or his go to payment method for those who can't afford his fee.
Adopted Into Royalty:
Amazoid is the adopted human daughter to an alien queen of a female lead race.
The Fur's the adopted son to the current Royle family.
Caligularybdis/Charlie becomes this near the end to Mer'Maui's kingdom.
Adopted To The House: The surviving members of the [Insert organization name here]'s Citadel crash are excepted with open arms by the surviving peoples of PR's cityscape. Some do stay while others leave to return to their countries of origin after the final battle.
Adoption Diss: Might have this used on the Amazoid because she was abandoned by her birth parents before being found by her adoptive alien queen mother.
Adoptive Name Change: The Amazoid, the Fur, and Childhoodsend/Overlord don't go by their birth names.
Adoptive Peer Parent: Semper Seraphi has had many wives and lovers over his eternal life, so Angelik has had many step-mothers that look and are physically the same age or younger than she is.
Adopt The Dog: DruScylla switching sides from her family species to the hero team after falling for the new recruit.
Adopt The Food: DruScylla deciding to keep the new recruit with her and taking him back to her living quarters instead of putting him with the other captives to become food for the other Mockfolks.
Adorable Abomination:
PR when he was a newborn baby through his childhood, he was an adorable giant green rodent-like creature. Like a green baby Mickey Mouse.
DruScylla after her heel-face turn and her brother, Caligularybdis/Charlie, from the get go as a super effeminate and small for his species.
The Mockfolks as a whole with their beautiful humanoid-looking lures on their backs used to trick their prey into lowering their guard and get close enough for the actual creature to attack.
PR's genetically engineered mount Kill-Pie and her offspring are near angelic beings made from mixing the genes from several monstrous horse-based creatures.
The vampire infiltrator appears as a sweet innocent child but is really a bloodthirsty monster.
The Princess in Limbo. She's basically a parody of the Disney Princess and Carry from Stephen King in that she's got great mental and reality warping abilities. She's completely unaware of this and because she was raised believing in fairy-tale romances and that everyone is naturally kind so her powers make everyone act that way around her.
Vlad DCLXVI Dracula or Dracul Khan when is at a civil meeting takes on a more androgynous human appearance.
Adorable Evil Minions:
PR has Bradley the goblin.
The Dictator has armies of many different creatures. Some of them definitely fall into this category.
Adorably Precocious Child: Lots of them live on the Citadel. Might have one befriend a member of PR's crew. Most likely Angelik.
Adoring The Pests: The slaves in the underground of the Dictator's tunnel systems keep rats as pets. PR has been known to keep many dangerous animals he finds as pets because while they're dangerous to others they tend to pose little to no threat at all towards him.
Adorkable: The new recruit.
Adrenaline Makeover: Subverted. Angelik's origins.
Adult Adoptee: The new recruit kind of wants PR and Angelik to do this to him.
Adult Fear:
Anger Born of Worry.
Baby Be Mine.
Children Forced to Kill.
Death of a Child.
Forced Miscarriage.
Growing Up Sucks.
Harmful to Minors.
I Have Your Wife.
Imperiled in Pregnancy
Invasion of the Baby Snatchers
Kid Amid the Chaos
Maternity Crisis
Minor Living Alone
Missing Child
Mundanger
Outliving One's Offspring
Pregnant Hostage
Troubled Teen
Troubling Unchildlike Behavior
Would Hurt a Child
Adult Hater: Subverted in that the child is actually a vampire infiltrator. I might have a straight example of this as well with another character.
Adults Are More Anthropomorphic: PR when he was young looked more like a cute animal than what he looks like now. I might have this be a feature of an alien and/or fairy race of this world.
Adults Dressed As Children: PR is known for doing this at times while at the Citadel especially when forced to attend classes there. Angelik does too but its more the fact she's still like a teenager.
Advanced Ancient Acropolis:
The Citadel itself is one in the sky and is already over 1,000 years old by the time of the story.
PR's cityscape is a bunch of small towns and cities he's taken over and connected with new structures over 1,000's of years and upkeep. Basically, a lot of old building that've been upkept and modified with newer buildings made from scavenged scraps. The tech being all over the place.
The many underground kingdoms of the Fairy Folks that are 100's of 1,000's of years old and many are in states of decay.
The Dictator's giant fortress. It's the size of most of a content and been around nearly 10,000 years.
The Fur has a sort of "Batcave" hidden under the ancient city of London.
Mer'Maui's under sea kingdom that is not Alantis.
God of DNA is part of a hidden super advanced society hidden somewhere in Africa.
Orichalcum Man has taken up resident in ancient remnants of a secret advanced kingdom in South America.
Mars needs Women is from an alien base located on Mars that's been there for millennia.
Big Mamma is one herself as she's so old and huge she's got a large castle-like structure build upon her back that houses her army of offspring and descendants. She's located at one of the deepest parts of the ocean.
Vlad DCLXVI Dracula or Dracul Khan has a super advanced castle hidden in the mountains of Eurasia.
Meister Stoor Wyvern The Tarasque or Dilong is from a hidden ancient temple hidden in Asia. Think Shangri-La.
There's a super advanced city that is all but completely abandoned in the remnants of the USA that's so advanced technologically it still looks habitable as the automations help keep it clean, but the only residents "living" there are feral mutants and zombies that'll eat any normal humans they run across.
Advanced Ancient Humans:
Part of PR's origins/creations is the DNA of many ancient cavillations, so he's genetically directly related to some ancient advanced human races.
The Fairy Folks is themselves an ancient advanced race but many of them have degraded over the 10s of 1,000's of years since they went into hiding.
Mer'Maui is a member of an ancient humanoid race of underwater kingdom.
The God of DNA is a member of an advanced ancient group of humans.
The Mockfolks were possibly created by a super advanced group of early humans that they later destroyed.
Advanced Tech 2000: All tech and day to day items used by the [insert organization name here] and the Citadel are named like this. Normally with the year it was 1st created.
Advantage Ball: Passes back and forth between the heroes and villains. Based on who's got the better skills or who has the element of surprise at the moment. When PR and his team are 1st made into a member of the [insert organization name here] their 1st mission for them is a success in the loosest sense of the word. nearly all the [insert organization name here] members that are made part of PR's team are killed on the mission and a valluale military ase is completely destroyed ad PR is left in critical codition, but a entire army of the Dictator's is anillated. This at best can be called a draw.
The 2nd mission on the other hand was a clear victory for the
Adventure Archaeologist
Adventure Duo
Adventure Friendly World
Adventure Guild
Adventurer Archaeologist
Adventure Rebuff
Adventurer Outfit
Adventurers Club
Adventures In Comaland
Adventures In The Bible
Adventure Towns
Adventurous Irish Violins
Advertised Extra
Advertisement Game
Advertising
Advertising By Association
Advertising Campaigns
Advertising Disguised As News
Advertising Only Continuity
Advert Overloaded Future
Advice Backfire
Aerial Canyon Chase
Aerith And Bob
Aerosol Flamethrower
Aesop Amnesia
Aesop Collateral Damage
Aesop Enforcer
Aesoptinum
A Family Affair
A Father To His Men
A Fete Worse Than Death
Affably Evil
Affair Blame The Bastard
Affair Hair
Affair Letters
Affectionate Gesture To The Head
Affectionate Nickname
Affectionate Parody
Affectionate Pickpocket
Affirmative Action Girl
Affirmative Action Legacy
Affluent Ascetic
A Fistful Of Rehashes
A Foggy Day In London Town
A Fool And His New Money Are Soon Parted
A Fool For A Client
A Form You Are Comfortable With
Afraid Of Blood
Afraid Of Doctors
Afraid Of Needles
Afraid Of Their Own Strength
Africa Is A Country
African American Media
African Chant
African Terrorists
A Friend In Need
Afro Asskicker
Afrofuturism
After Action Healing Drama
After Action Patchup
After Action Report
After Action Villain Analysis
After Boss Recovery
After Combat Recovery
Afterlife Antechamber
Afterlife Express
Afterlife Welcome
After School Cleaning Duty
Aftershow
After The End
Against My Religion
Against The Setting Sun
Age Appropriate Angst
Age Cut
Age Down Romance
Age Gap Algebra
Age Gap Romance
Age Inappropriate Art
Age Inappropriate Dress
Age Is Relative
Ageless Birthday Episode
Age Lift
Agent Mulder
Agent Peacock
Agent Provocateur
Agent Scully
Agents Dating
Age Of Titles
Age Progression Song
Age Stereotypical Food
Age Without Youth
Aggressive Categorism
Aggressive Negotiations
Aggressive Submissive
A Girl In Every Port
Agitated Item Stomping
A Glass In The Hand
A Glass Of Chianti
A Glitch In The Matrix
A God Am I
A God I Am Not
A God Is You
Agonizing Stomach Wound
Agony Beam
Agony Of The Feet
A Good Name For A Rock Band
A Good Old Fashioned Paint Watching
A Good Way To Die
Agree To Disagree
Agri World
A Handful For An Eye
A Head At Each End
A Hell Of A Time
Ahem
A Hero Is Born
A Hero To His Hometown
A Homeowner Is You
A House Divided
AI Breaker
AI Cronym
AI Generated Economy
AI Getting High
AI Is A Crapshoot
Aimlessly Seeking Happiness
Aint Too Proud To Beg
Air Aided Acrobatics
Airborne Aircraft Carrier
Airborne Mook
Air Guitar
Air Hugging
Air Jousting
AI Roulette
Airplane Arms
Airplane Of Love
Airport Novel
Air Quotes
Airstrike Impossible
Airstrip One
Air Vent Passageway
Air Voyance
AKA 47
Akashic Records
A Kind Of One
A Lady On Each Arm
Alan Fridge
Alan Smithee
Alarm SOS
Alas Poor Scrappy
Alas Poor Villain
Alas Poor Yorick
Albinos Are Freaks
Album Filler
Album Intro Track
Album Title Drop
Alchemic Elementals
Alchemy Is Magic
Alcohol Hic
Alcoholic Parent
Alcohol Induced Idiocy
Alcubierre Drive
Alertness Blink
A Lesson In Defeat
A Lesson Learned Too Well
Alice Allusion
Alice And Bob
Alien Abductees Fight Back
Alien Abduction
Alien Among Us
Alien Animals
Alien Arts Are Appreciated
Alien Autopsy
Alien Blood
Alien Catnip
Alien Episode
Alien Fair Folk
Alien Geometries
Alien Hair
Alien Invasion
Alien Kudzu
Alien Landmass
Alien Lunch
Alien Non Interference Clause
Aliens And Monsters
Aliens Are Bastards
Alien Sea
Aliens In Cardiff
Alien Sky
Aliens Love Human Food
Aliens Made Them Do It
Aliens Never Invented Democracy
Aliens Never Invented The Wheel
Aliens Of London
Alien Space Bats
Aliens Speaking English
Aliens Steal Cable
Aliens Steal Cattle
A Lighter Shade Of Black
A Lighter Shade Of Grey
A Light In The Distance
Alignment Based Endings
Alike And Antithetical Adversaries
A Little Something We Call Rock And Roll
A Lizard Named Liz
All Abusers Are Male
All According To Plan
All Adult Animation Is South Park
All Amazons Want Hercules
All American Face
All Animals Are Dogs
All Animals Are Domesticated
All Animation Is Disney
All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles
All A Part Of The Job
All Are Equal In Death
All Asians Know Martial Arts
All Asians Wear Conical Straw Hats
All Balloons Have Helium
All Beer Is Ale
All Bikers Are Hells Angels
All Cavemen Were Neanderthals
All Cheering All The Time
All Chinese People Know Kung Fu
All Cloth Unravels
All Crimes Are Equal
All Deaths Final
All Deserts Have Cacti
All Dogs Are Purebred
All Drummers Are Animals
Alleged Lookalikes
Allegedly Free Game
Allegorical Character
Allegory
Allegory Adventure
All Elections Are Serious Business
All Encompassing Mantle
Allergic To Evil
Allergic To Love
Allergic To Routine
All First Person Narrators Write Like Novelists
All Flyers Are Birds
All For Nothing
All Gays Are Pedophiles
All Gays Are Promiscuous
All Gays Love Theater
All Genes Are Codominant
All Germans Are Nazis
All Ghouls School
All Girls Like Ponies
All Girls Want Bad Boys
All Guitars Are Stratocasters
All Guys Want Cheerleaders
All Guys Want Sorority Women
All Hail The Great God Mickey
Alliance Meter
Alliance Of Alternates
All In A Row
All In The Eyes
All Issues Are Political Issues
All Is Well That Ends Well
Alliterative Family
Alliterative List
Alliterative Name
Alliterative Title
All Jews Are Ashkenazi
All Jews Are Cheapskates
All Just A Dream
All Knowing Singing Narrator
All Lesbians Want Kids
All Love Is Unrequited
All Loving Hero
All Lowercase Letters
All Men Are Perverts
All Men Are Rapists
All Monks Know Kung Fu
All Musicals Are Adaptations
All Muslims Are Arab
All Myths Are True
All Nations Are Superpowers
All Natural Gem Polish
All Natural Snake Oil
All Of Them
All Of The Other Reindeer
All Of Time At Once
Allohistorical Allusion
All Or Nothing
All Or Nothing Reloads
Allowed Internal War
All Part Of The Show
All Periods Are PMS
All Planets Are Earth Like
All Powerful Bystander
All Psychology Is Freudian
All Star Cast
All Stereotype Cast
All Swords Are The Same
All Take And No Give
All That Glitters
All The Good Men Are Gay
All Theories Are True
All Therapists Are Muggles
All There In The Manual
All There In The Script
All There In The Stinger
All There Is To Know About The Crying Game
All The Worlds Are A Stage
All Trolls Are Different
All Up To You
Alluring Anglerfish
All Webbed Up
All Witches Have Cats
All Women Are Doms All Men Are Subs
All Women Are Lustful
All Women Are Prudes
All Women Love Shoes
All Work Vs All Play
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
All Your Colors Combined
All Your Powers Combined
Alma Mater Song
Almighty Idiot
Almighty Janitor
Almighty Mom
Almost Dead Guy
Almost Famous Name
Almost Holding Hands
Almost Kiss
Almost Lethal Weapons
Almost Out Of Oxygen
A Load Of Bull
Aloha Hawaii
Alone Among Families
Alone Among The Couples
Alone In A Crowd
Alone With Prisoner Ploy
Alone With The Psycho
A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away
Aloof Ally
Aloof Big Brother
Aloof Dark Haired Girl
A Love To Dismember
Alpha And Beta Wolves
Alphabet Architecture
Alphabetical Theme Naming
Alphabet News Network
Alphabet Soup Cans
Alpha Bitch
Alpha Strike
Already Done For You
Already Met Everyone
Already The Case
Already Undone For You
Altar Diplomacy
Altar The Speed
Alter Ego Acting
Alter Kocker
Alternate Aesop Interpretation
Alternate Animal Affection
Alternate Catchphrase Inflection
Alternate Character Reading
Alternate Company Equivalent
Alternate Continuity
Alternate DVD Commentary
Alternate Ending
Alternate History
Alternate History Nazi Victory
Alternate History Wank
Alternate Identity Amnesia
Alternate Landmark History
Alternate Personality Punishment
Alternate Reality Episode
Alternate Reality Game
Alternate Self
Alternate Show Interpretation
Alternate Techline
Alternate Timeline
Alternate Tooniverse
Alternate Universe Fic
Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome
Alternate World Map
Alternative Calendar
Alternative Character Interpretation
Alternative Comics
Alternative Dance
Alternative Foreign Theme Song
Alternative Hip Hop
Alternative Indie
Alternative Joke Interpretation
Alternative Metal
Alternative Number System
Alternative Rock
Alternative Turing Test
Altitis
Alto Villainess
Alt Text
Alucard
Aluminum Christmas Trees
Always A Bigger Fish
Always Accurate Attack
Always A Child To Parent
Always A Live Transmission
Always Camp
Always Chaotic Evil
Always Check Behind The Chair
Always Close
Always Female
Always Gets His Man
Always Identical Twins
Always In Class One
Always Introduces Themselves
Always Know A Pilot
Always Lawful Good
Always Murder
Always Need What You Gave Up
Always Night
Always On Duty
Always Over The Shoulder
Always Save The Girl
Always Second Best
Always Someone Better
Always With You
A Mac Guffin Full Of Money
A Magic Contract Comes With A Kiss
A Man Is Always Eager
A Master Makes Their Own Tools
A Match Made In Stockholm
Amateur Cast
Amateur Film Making Plot
Amateur Sleuth
Amazing Freaking Grace
Amazingly Embarrassing Parents
Amazing Technicolor Battlefield
Amazing Technicolor Population
Amazing Technicolor Wildlife
Amazing Technicolor World
Amazon Brigade
Amazon Chaser
Amazonian Beauty
Ambadassador
Ambidextrous Sprite
Ambiguous Allegiance
Ambiguous Clone Ending
Ambiguous Criminal History
Ambiguous Disorder
Ambiguous Ending
Ambiguous Gender
Ambiguous Gender Identity
Ambiguous Innocence
Ambiguously Absent Parent
Ambiguously Bi
Ambiguously Brown
Ambiguously Christian
Ambiguously Evil
Ambiguously Gay
Ambiguously Human
Ambiguously Jewish
Ambiguously Related
Ambiguously Trained
Ambiguous Robots
Ambiguous Situation
Ambiguous Syntax
Ambiguous Time Period
Ambition Is Evil
Ambulance Chaser
Ambulance Cut
A Mech By Any Other Name
Amen Break
America Is Still A Colony
American Gothic Couple
American Kirby Is Hardcore
American Robot
Americans Are Cowboys
Americans Hate Tingle
American Title
America Saves The Day
Americasia
America Takes Over The World
America Won World War II
AMFM Characterization
Amicable Exes
Am I Just A Toy To You
A Million Is A Statistic
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Read
A Minor Kidroduction
Am I Right
A Mistake Is Born
Ammunition Backpack
Ammunition Conservation
Amnesiac Costume Identity
Amnesiac Dissonance
Amnesiac God
Amnesiac Hero
Amnesiac Liar
Amnesiac Lover
Amnesiac Resonance
Amnesiacs Are Innocent
Amnesiac Villain Joins The Heroes
Amnesia Danger
Amnesia Episode
Amnesia Loop
Amnesia Missed A Spot
Amoral Afrikaner
Amoral Attorney
Amphibious Automobile
Amplified Animal Aptitude
Amplifier Artifact
Amputation Stops Spread
Amulet Of Concentrated Awesome
Amulet Of Dependency
Amusement Park
Amusement Park Of Doom
Amusing Alien
Amusing Injuries
Amusingly Short List
A Mythology Is True
Anachronic Order
Anachronism Stew
Anachronistic Animal
Anachronistic Clue
Anachronistic Orphanage
Anachronistic Soundtrack
An Adventurer Is You
Analogy Backfire
Anal Probing
Analysis Channel
Anarchy Is Chaos
An Arm And A Leg
An Ass Kicking Christmas
An Astral Projection Not A Ghost
Anatomically Ignorant Healing
Anatomically Impossible Sex
Anatomy Anomaly
Anatomy Of The Soul
An Axe To Grind
A Nazi By Any Other Name
Ancestral Weapon
Anchored Attack Stance
Anchored Ship
Anchors Away
Ancient Africa
Ancient Astronauts
Ancient Conspiracy
Ancient Egypt
Ancient Evil
Ancient Grome
Ancient Keeper
Ancient Order Of Protectors
Ancient Rome
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tradition
And A Diet Coke
And All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt
And Another Thing
And Call Him George
And Here He Comes Now
And Im The Queen Of Sheba
And I Must Scream
And Knowing Is Half The Battle
And Man Grew Proud
And Mission Control Rejoiced
And Ninety Nine Cents
And Now For Someone Completely Different
And Now You Must Marry Me
Androcles Lion
Androids And Detectives
Androids Are People Too
And Show It To You
And Some Other Stuff
And Starring
And That Little Girl Was Me
And Thats Terrible
And That Would Be Wrong
And The Adventure Continues
And Then I Said
And Then John Was A Zombie
And Then What
And The Rest
And There Was Much Rejoicing
And This Is For
And Your Little Dog Too
And Your Reward Is Clothes
And Your Reward Is Edible
And Your Reward Is Infancy
And Your Reward Is Interior Decorating
And You Thought It Was A Game
And You Thought It Was Real
And You Thought It Would Fail
And You Were There
Anecdotal Fallacy
An Economy Is You
An Entrepreneur Is You
Angel Devil Shipping
Angel Face Demon Face
Angelic Abomination
Angelic Aliens
Angelic Beauty
Angelic Transformation
Angels Devils And Squid
Angels In Overcoats
Angels Pose
Angel Unaware
Anger Born Of Worry
Anger Is Not Enough
Anger Montage
Angrish
Angry Black Man
Angry Chef
Angry Collar Grab
Angry Dance
Angry Eyebrows
Angry Fist Shake
Angry Guard Dog
Angry Mob Song
Angry White Man
Angst
Angst Aversion
Angst Coma
Angst Dissonance
Angst Nuke
Angst What Angst
Angsty Surviving Twin
Anguished Declaration Of Love
An Ice Person
An Ice Suit
Animal Assassin
Animal Athlete Loophole
Animal Battle Aura
Animal Chick Magnet
Animal Eared Headband
Animal Espionage
Animal Eyes
Animal Eye Spy
Animal Facial Hair
Animal Gender Bender
Animal Is The New Man
Animalistic Abomination
Animal Jingoism
Animal Lover
Animal Mecha
Animal Metaphor
Animal Motifs
Animal Motif Team
Animal Naming Conventions
Animal Nemesis
Animal Reaction Shot
Animal Religion
Animals Fear Neutering
Animals Hate Him
Animals Lack Attributes
Animals Not To Scale
Animal Species Accent
Animals See In Monochrome
Animal Stampede
Animal Stereotypes
Animal Superheroes
Animal Talk
Animal Testing
Animal Themed Superbeing
Animal Theme Naming
Animal Wrongs Group
Animate Body Parts
Animated Actors
Animated Adaptation
Animated Anthology
Animated Armor
Animated Credits Opening
Animate Dead
Animated Musical
Animated Music Video
Animated Outtakes
Animated Tattoo
Animate Inanimate Object
Animating Artifact
Animation Age Ghetto
Animation Anatomy Aging
Animation Bump
Animation Lead Time
Animation Meme
Anime Accent Absence
Anime And Manga Of The2020s
Anime Catholicism
Anime Chinese Girl
Anime First
Anime Hair
Animeland
Animesque
Anime Theme Song
An Immigrants Tale
Animorphism
An Insert
An Interior Designer Is You
Ankle Drag
Announcer Chatter
Annoying Arrows
Annoying Background Event
Annoying Laugh
Annoying Patient
Annoying Video Game Helper
Annoying Younger Sibling
Annual Title
An Odd Place To Sleep
An Offer You Cant Refuse
Anomalous Art
Anonymous Author
Anonymous Band
Anonymous Benefactor
Anonymous Killer Narrator
Anonymous Ringer
Anorgasmia
Another Dimension
Another Mans Terror
Another Side Another Story
Another Story For Another Time
A Noun Referred To As X
Answer Cut
Answering Echo
Answer Song
Answers To The Name Of God
Antagonist Abilities
Antagonistic Governor
Antagonistic Offspring
Antagonist In Mourning
Antagonist Title
Antenna Adjusting
Antepiece
Anthology
Anthology Comic
Anthropic Principle
Anthropomorphic Animal Adaptation
Anthropomorphic Food
Anthropomorphic Personification
Anthropomorphic Shift
Anthropomorphic Transformation
Anthropomorphic Zig Zag
Anthropomorphized Anatomy
Anti Advice
Anti Air
Anti Anti Christ
Anti Armor
Anti Cavalry
Anti Christmas Song
Anticipatory Breath Spray
Anticlimactic Parent
Anti Climactic Unmasking
Anti Climax
Anticlimax Boss
Anti Climax Cut
Anti Debuff
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Antidote Effect
Anti Escape Mechanism
Anti Escapism Aesop
Anti Frustration Features
Anti Gravity Clothing
Anti Grinding
Anti Hero
Anti Hero Substitute
Anti Hero Team
Anti Hoarding
Anti Human Alliance
Anti Humor
Anti Idling
Anti Infantry
Anti Love Song
Anti Magic
Anti Magical Faction
Antimatter
Anti Mentor
Anti Metagame Character
Anti Mutiny
Anti Nepotism
Anti Police Song
Anti Poop Socking
Antiquated Linguistics
Anti Rage Quitting
Anti Regeneration
Anti Role Model
Anti School Uniforms Plot
Anti Smother Love Talk
Anti Sneeze Finger
Anti Structure
Anti Sue
Anti True Sight
Anti Vehicle
Anti Villain
Antlion Monster
Ant War
A Nuclear Error
Anvilicious
Anvil On Head
Anxiety Dreams
Any Last Words
Anyone Can Die
Anyone Remember Pogs
Anything But That
Anything Can Be Music
Anything That Moves
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
Anywhere But Their Lips
A Party Also Known As An Orgy
Apathetic Citizens
Apathetic Student
Apathetic Teacher
Apathy Killed The Cat
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Apes In Space
A Pet Into The Wild
A Pirate 400 Years Too Late
A Planet Named Zok
Apocalypse Anarchy
Apocalypse Cult
Apocalypse Hitler
Apocalypse How
Apocalypse Maiden
Apocalypse Not
Apocalypse Wow
Apocalyptic Gag Order
Apocalyptic Log
Apocalyptic Logistics
Apocalyptic Montage
Apologetic Attacker
Apologises A Lot
Apology Gift
Apothecary Alligator
Apparently Human Merfolk
Apparently Powerless Puppetmaster
Appeal To Audacity
Appeal To Authority
Appeal To Consequences
Appeal To Familial Wisdom
Appeal To Fear
Appeal To Flattery
Appeal To Force
Appeal To Ignorance
Appeal To Inherent Nature
Appeal To Nature
Appeal To Novelty
Appeal To Obscurity
Appeal To Pity
Appeal To Popularity
Appeal To Ridicule
Appeal To Tradition
Appeal To Vanity
Appeal To Wealth
Appeal To Worse Problems
Appearance Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
Appease The Volcano God
Appendage Assimilation
Appetite Equals Health
Apple For Teacher
Apple Of Discord
Appliance Defenestration
Applicability
Applied Mathematics
Appointment Television
Appropriate Animal Attire
Appropriated Appellation
Appropriated Title
Approval Of God
April Fools Day
April Fools Plot
Apron Matron
A Protagonist Is Ryu
A Protagonist Shall Lead Them
A Pupil Of Mine Until He Turned To Evil
Aquatic Mook
A Quest Giver Is You
Arab Beoble Talk
Arabian Nights Days
Arab Oil Sheikh
Arachnid Appearance And Attire
A Rare Sentence
Arbitrarily Large Bank Account
Arbitrarily Serialized Simultaneous Adventures
Arbitrary Augmentation Limit
Arbitrary Equipment Restriction
Arbitrary Gun Power
Arbitrary Headcount Limit
Arbitrary Maximum Range
Arbitrary Minimum Range
Arbitrary Mission Restriction
Arbitrary Skepticism
Arboreal Abode
Arcade Perfect Port
Arcade Sounds
Arcadia
Arcadian Interlude
Arc Break
Arc Fatigue
Archaeological Arms Race
Archaic Weapon For An Advanced Age
Archangel Gabriel
Archangel Michael
Archangel Raphael
Archangel Uriel
Arch Enemy
Archer Archetype
Arc Hero
Archetype
Archive Binge
Archived Army
Archive Panic
Archive Trawl
Archnemesis Dad
Arc Number
Arcology
Arc Symbol
Arc Villain
Arc Welding
Arc Words
Area 51
A Real Man Is A Killer
Area Of Effect
Arena Rock
Arent You Forgetting Someone
Arent You Going To Ravish Me
Are These Wires Important
Are We Getting This
Are We There Yet
Are You Pondering What Im Pondering
Are You Sure You Can Drive This Thing
Are You Sure You Want To Do That
Argentina Is Naziland
Argument Of Contradictions
Argumentum Ad Lapidem
Argumentum Ad Nauseam
A Riddle Wrapped In A Mystery Inside An Enigma
Aristocrats Are Evil
Aristocrat Team
Arkhams Razor
Arm Cannon
Armchair Military
Armed Altruism
Armed Blag
Armed Farces
Armed Legs
Armed With Canon
Armies Are Evil
Armless Biped
Armor And Magic Dont Mix
Armored But Frail
Armored Coffins
Armored Dragons
Armored Villains Unarmored Heroes
Armor Is Useless
Armor Meter
Armor Of Invincibility
Armor Piercing Attack
Armor Piercing Question
Armor Piercing Response
Armor Piercing Slap
Armor Points
Armoured Closet Gay
Arms And Armor Theme Naming
Arms Dealer
Arms Fair
Army Of Lawyers
Army Of The Ages
Army Of Thieves And Whores
Army Scout
A Round Of Drinks For The House
Aroused By Their Voice
Arranged Marriage
Arrange Mode
Arrested For Heroism
Arrogant God Vs Raging Monster
Arrogant Kung Fu Guy
Arrow Cam
Arrow Catch
Arrowgram
Arrows On Fire
Arsenal Attire
Arson Murder And Admiration
Arson Murder And Jaywalking
Arson Murder And Life Saving
Art Attacker
Art Course
Art Deco
Art Evolution
Artifact Alias
Artifact Collection Agency
Artifact Domination
Artifact Mook
Artifact Of Attraction
Artifact Of Death
Artifact Of Doom
Artifact Of Power
Artifact Title
Artificial Afterlife
Artificial Atmospheric Actions
Artificial Brilliance
Artificial Family Member
Artificial Gill
Artificial Gravity
Artificial Human
Artificial Hybrid
Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Limbs
Artificial Limbs Are Stronger
Artificial Meat
Artificial Outdoors Display
Artificial Riverbank
Artificial Script
Artificial Stupidity
Artificial Zombie
Art Imitates Art
Art Initiates Life
Artist Disillusionment
Artistic Age
Artistic License Animal Care
Artistic License Art
Artistic License Astronomy
Artistic License Awards
Artistic License Biology
Artistic License Cars
Artistic License Chemistry
Artistic License Economics
Artistic License Education
Artistic License Engineering
Artistic License Explosives
Artistic License Film Production
Artistic License Geography
Artistic License Geology
Artistic License Gun Safety
Artistic License History
Artistic License Law
Artistic License Linguistics
Artistic License Martial Arts
Artistic License Medicine
Artistic License Military
Artistic License Music
Artistic License Nuclear Physics
Artistic License Ornithology
Artistic License Paleontology
Artistic License Pharmacology
Artistic License Physics
Artistic License Politics
Artistic License Religion
Artistic License Ships
Artistic License Sports
Artistic License Statistics
Artistic License Traditional Christianity
Artistic License University Admissions
Artistic Stimulation
Artistic Title
Artists Are Attractive
Art Major Biology
Art Nouveau
Art Reflects Personality
Art Shift
Art Shifted Sequel
Art Style Dissonance
Artsy Beret
Artsy Moon
A Saint Named Mary
Asbestos Free Cereal
A Scar To Remember
Ascended Demon
Ascended Extra
Ascended Fanboy
Ascended Fanfic
Ascended Fanon
Ascended Fridge Horror
Ascended Glitch
Ascended Meme
Ascended To Carnivorism
Ascend To A Higher Plane Of Existence
Ascetic Aesthetic
Ascii Art
Asexuality
A Shared Suffering
Ashcan Copy
Ashes To Ashes
Ashes To Crashes
Ash Face
As Himself
A Show
Asian Airhead
Asian American Media
Asian And Nerdy
Asian Babymama
Asian Buck Teeth
Asian Drivers
Asian Hooker Stereotype
Asian Rudeness
Asian Rune Chant
Asian Speekee Engrish
Asian Store Owner
Aside Comment
Aside Glance
Asimovs Three Kinds Of Science Fiction
A Simple Plan
A Sinister Clue
Ask A Stupid Question
Asleep For Days
Asleep In Class
As Lethal As It Needs To Be
As Long As It Sounds Foreign
As Long As There Is Evil
As Long As There Is One Man
As Many X As There Are Y
ASMR Video
A Space Marine Is You
Aspect Montage
Aspect Ratio
Aspect Ratio Switch
A Spy At The Spa
Assassination Attempt
Assassination Sidequest
Assassin Outclassin
Assassins Are Always Betrayed
Assembly Line Fast Forward
Asshole Victim
Assimilation Academy
Assimilation Backfire
Assimilation Plot
Ass In A Lion Skin
Ass In Ambassador
Assist Character
Asskicking Equals Authority
Ass Kicking Pose
Ass Kicks You
Associated Composer
Association Fallacy
Asspull
Ass Shove
Assumed Win
Assurance Backfire
Asteroid Miners
Asteroids Monster
Asteroid Thicket
As The Good Book Says
Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance
Astonishingly Appropriate Interruption
A Storm Is Coming
Astral Checkerboard Decor
Astral Finale
Astral Projection
Astrologer
Astronomic Zoom
Astro Turf
Asymmetric Dilemma
Asymmetric Multiplayer
As You Know
A Tankard Of Moose Urine
At Arms Length
A Taste Of Defeat
A Taste Of Power
A Taste Of Their Own Medicine
A Taste Of The Lash
A Team Firing
A Team Montage
Ate His Gun
Ate It All
Ate The Spoon
Athens And Sparta
Athletic Arena Level
A Threesome Is Hot
Atlantis
Atlantis Is Boring
Atlas Pose
At Least I Admit It
Atmosphere Abuse
Atomic F Bomb
Atonement Detective
Atop A Mountain Of Corpses
A Tragedy Of Impulsiveness
Atrocious Alias
A Truce While We Gawk
A True Hero
A True Story In My Universe
Attackable Pickup
Attack Animal
Attack Attack Attack
Attack Attack Retreat Retreat
Attack Backfire
Attack Drone
Attack Hello
Attacking Through Yourself
Attack Its Weak Point
Attack Of The 50 Foot Whatever
Attack Of The Killer Whatever
Attack Of The Monster Appendage
Attack Of The Political Ad
Attack Of The Town Festival
Attack On One Is An Attack On All
Attack On The Heart
Attack Pattern Alpha
Attack Reflector
Attack The Mouth
Attack The Tail
Attempted Rape
Attending Your Own Funeral
Attention Deficit Creator Disorder
Attention Deficit Disciple
Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny
Attention Whore
At The Crossroads
At The Opera Tonight
Attractive Bent Gender
Attractive Bent Species
Attractiveness Discrimination
Attractiveness Isolation
Attractive Zombie
Attract Mode
A Twinkle In The Sky
Auction
Auction Of Evil
Audible Gleam
Audible Sharpness
Audience Alienating Premise
Audience Awareness Advantage
Audience Coloring Adaptation
Audience Game
Audience Monologue
Audience Murmurs
Audience Participation
Audience Participation Failure
Audience Participation Song
Audience Shift
Audience Surrogate
Audience What Audience
Audio Adaptation
Audio Diegesis
Audit Threat
Augmented Reality
Aura Vision
Auteur License
Authentication By Newspaper
Author Appeal
Author Avatar
Author Catchphrase
Author Existence Failure
Author Filibuster
Author Guest Spot
Authority Equals Asskicking
Authority In Name Only
Author Phobia
Author Powers
Authors Saving Throw
Author Tract
Author Usurpation
Author Vocabulary Calendar
Autobiographical Role
Autobots Rock Out
Autocannibalism
Autodoc
Auto Erotica
Auto Kitchen
Automated Automobiles
Automatic Crossbows
Automatic Level
Automatic New Game
Automaton Horses
Automobile Opening
Automobiles Are Alien
Auto Pilot Tutorial
Autopsy Snack Time
Auto Revive
Autosave
Auto Scrolling Level
Auto Tune
Avant Garde Metal
Avengers Assemble
Avenging The Villain
Averted Trope
A Villain Named Khan
A Villain Named Zrg
Avoiding The Great War
Avoid The Dreaded G Rating
Awakening The Sleeping Giant
Award Bait Song
Award Category Fraud
Award Show
Award Snub
Away In A Manger
A Way Out Of A Cave In
A Weighty Aesop
Awesome Anachronistic Apparel
Awesome Aussie
Awesome Backpack
Awesome But Impractical
Awesome But Temporary
Awesome Dear Boy
Awesome Ego
Awesome Mc Coolname
Awesome Moment Of Crowning
Awesomeness By Analysis
Awesomeness Induced Amnesia
Awesomeness Is A Force
Awesomeness Is Volatile
Awesomeness Meter
Awesomeness Withdrawal
Awesome Personnel Carrier
Awesome Underwater World
Awful British Sex Comedy
Awful Truth
Awful Wedded Life
A Wild Rapper Appears
A Winner Is You
A Wizard Did It
Awkward Father Son Bonding Activity
Awkward First Sleepover
Awkward Kiss
Awkwardly Placed Bathtub
Awkward Silence Entrance
Aw Look They Really Do Love Each Other
A Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
A World Half Full
Ax Crazy
Axe Before Entering
Axes At School
A Year And A Day
Baa Bomb
Babies Ever After
Babies Make Everything Better
Baby Boomers
Baby Carriage
Baby Doll Baby
Baby Factory
Baby Language
Baby Morph Episode
Baby Name Trend Starter
Baby Planet
Baby See Baby Do
Babys First Words
Babysitter From Hell
Babysitting Episode
Baby Talk
Bachelor Auction
Back Alley Doctor
Back Blocking
Backed By The Pentagon
Back For The Dead
Back For The Finale
Back From The Brink
Back From The Dead
Background Boss
Background Halo
Background Magic Field
Background Music
Background Music Override
Backhanded Apology
Backing Away Slowly
Back In The Saddle
Backpack Cannon
Backported Development
Backseat Driver
Back Seats Are Just For Show
Back Stab
Backstab Backfire
Backstabbing The Alpha Bitch
Back Story
Backstory Horror
Backstory Invader
Backstory Of The Day
Back That Light Up
Back To Back Badasses
Back To Base Form
Back To Front
Back To School
Back To The Early Installment
Backtracking
Backup Bluff
Backup From Otherworld
Backup Twin
Backwards Firing Gun
Backyard Wrestling
Badass Adorable
Badass And Baby
Badass And Child Duo
Badass Arm Fold
Badass Army
Badass Back
Badass Bandolier
Badass Baritone
Badass Beard
Badass Biker
Badass Bookworm
Badass Bureaucrat
Badass Bystander
Badass Cape
Badass Creed
Badass Crew
Badass Decay
Badass Driver
Badasses Wear Bandanas
Badass Family
Badass Fingersnap
Badass Gay
Badass Grandpa
Badass In A Nice Suit
Badass In Distress
Badass Israeli
Badass Longcoat
Badass Long Robe
Badass Minds Think Alike
Badass Mustache
Badass Native
Badass Normal
Badass On Paper
Badass Pacifist
Badass Preacher
Bad Ass Santa
Badass Teacher
Badass Transplant
Badass Unintentional
Bad Bad Acting
Bad Black Barf
Bad Boss
Badbutt
Bad Cop Incompetent Cop
Bad Date
Baddie Flattery
Bad Dreams
Bad Export For You
Bad Future
Badges And Dog Tags
Bad Girl Comic
Bad Girl Song
Bad Guy Bar
Bad Guys Do The Dirty Work
Bad Guys Play Pool
Bad Habits
Bad Humor Truck
Bad Impressionists
Bad Is Good And Good Is Bad
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In The Beginning!
The Monomyth, or the Hero's Journey; My Story Idea.

ACT 1 Departure:
Miraculous conception and birth

During WW2 on August 6 or August 9, 1945 in Stronsay island in Orkney, Scotland in a secret Royal Air Force bunker base an experiment is being performed by scientist and occultist (Aleister Crowley) mixing science with alchemy to create an artificial super-soldier. The project is considered a failure as the subject mysteriously disappeared without a trace. (A modern homunculus made by mixing DNA from different historical and mythical figures from around the world. When they break the mold open after it's struck by lightning it's empty.)

Initiation of the hero-child

The infant creature awakens on the same island millennia earlier in the past during the Bronze Age. Where he is found and raised by a tribe of Vikings. (maybe Celts)

The Call to Adventure
The hero begins in a situation of normality from which some information is received that acts as a call to head off into the unknown.

In my first few chapters I want to introduce the world where many things have happened to change Earth from what we know into something that is more akin to Mad Max meets Vampire Hunter D. From a 2nd American Civil War, 3rd world war, an alien invasion, the return of magic, and a viral outbreak resulting in a world full of super-soldiers, alien refugees, fairy-folk, mutants, monsters, zombies, and an evil mysterious dictator trying to take over the planet (of course).

In my first few chapters I want to also introduce Pack-Rat (1st main protagonist), his crew, and his newest recruit (2nd protagonist). PR though him on a bounty hunt in the wastelands looking for an escaping industrial spy in West-Texas. He finds the man captured by a band of zombified cannibals that use a hotel/cat-house (modeled on the Bate's Motel) as a front to catch prey. He ends up rescuing him from being tortured and eaten by killing some of the zombies and realizing he and the head of the zombies are old acquaintances of his. He leaves for a Dallas bounty office with his prey.
His crew are introduced through his return after his hunt in the walled off cityscape where he's headquartered in East-Texas. They own and run a club where their new recruit (a regular human in his late teens to early 20's) is acting as a bouncer. The place is managed by PR's oldest friend (Bradley O'Brien the Goblin), with his lover(s) (Angelik the Angel Catgirl, Ella Dibla aka PR-R63 the Succubus possessed clone of Pack-Rat, Cheshire the enslaved Incubus) work as hostesses, waiters, and exotic entertainers, PR's noble mount (Killpie the Sleiptaur a hybrid of different horse monsters) works in the kitchen, and her son (a half Sleiptaur, half Griffon mix aka a sort of Hippogryph) works the bar.

Also, I'd like to introduce early our main antagonist the Dictator (I had a name but I'm thinking of something else) of this fortified nation (not sure where yet) that is trying to take over the world (of Course). It's a mystery what the Dictator is but it's clearly not a human (also not even sure of its sex) as it's really tall (7-9ft) and wears a heavy suit of full-body armor and uses super advanced science and mystic arts to control its underlings. (Think Dr. Doom mixed with the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k. The countries and fortress work a lot like Fritz Lang's Metropolis with the Dictator and its council and "family" living on the top with slaves keeping everything running below ground in the Hallowed Earth.)
We learn that the man that PR was after in the 1st chapter worked for the Dictator and its upset over this and has used its networks of spies to get the man's remains brought back to its stronghold to be turned into a cyborg to gather information he wanted. This is where the Dictator 1st learns of PR's existence.

Refusal of the Call
Often when the call is given, the future hero first refuses to heed it. This may be from a sense of duty or obligation, fear, insecurity, a sense of inadequacy, or any of a range of reasons that work to hold the person in his current circumstances.

In the same chapter(s) that PR's crew and the new recruit are introduced we meet a new person in town that is making everyone nervous (as they don't get a lot of visitors that are completely unknowns and never all alone). The Stranger is at PR's club waiting on him to when he returns and they reveal that they work for [insert organization name here] and they want PR to join them. He refuses at 1st and even attacks the stranger who is revealed to be a super-soldier that is near-equal to PR in strength, speed, and endurance, but has invulnerability and is better disciplined. He defeats PR barely and tells him if he wants to get better, he needs to come with him to the [insert organization name here].
The new Recruit wants to go with the stranger but is convinced not that he won't get to go because of how PR reacted to the stranger and the fact he'd have to leave his family behind.

The Dictator considers sending a team to go after PR as it wants to meet this creature/person as he's someone it's been looking for centuries, but he learns that the world government's security organization has already aware of him and is actively trying to recruit him.

Withdrawal from family or community for meditation and preparation/Meeting the Mentor
Once the hero has committed to the quest, consciously or unconsciously, his guide and magical helper appears or becomes known. More often than not, this supernatural mentor will present the hero with one or more talismans or artifacts that will aid him later in his quest. Meeting the person that can help them in their journey.

PR excepts the offer to join [insert organization name here] but only after Angelik convinces him it's a great opportunity for him, but he adds the stipulation that all of his crew members along with their families and a few others come with him, and for those that don't come [insert organization name here] must send down a team to patrol and protect the cityscape.
PR and crew (now joined by the Zodiac Sisters, Cancer and Scorpia, 2 cyborgs, and bounty hunters that PR has a history with) are brought to [insert organization name here] headquarters (which is a massive flying fortress) and brought before their leaders (The Council of [insert organization name here]). The Council is made up of Super-beings from around the world (acting as a parody of super-teams like Justice League [International] and Avengers) consisting of a mixture of heroes from the different species/races.
Childhoodsend/Overlord[The Brick/The Patriot] - a demonic appearing super-being from another planet and the last of his species. Alien/human 2 (NA/US) rep. (A Superman parody mixed with elements of Hellboy with a little bit of Thor and Captain America combined. A lot of Nightcrawler in there as well.)
Amazoid[The Brick 2/The Martial Artist 3] - the strong female warrior from a female dominate society. Female/alien 2(AU/Native) rep. (A Wonder Woman and Captain [Ms.] Marvel parody.)
The Fur[The Gadgeteer/The Martial Artist 2] - an animal themed highly trained and wealthy human that wears a super-suit. Human/science 2 (Euro/GB) rep. (A parody of characters like Iron Man, Batman, Black Panther, ect.)
Mer'Maui[The Metamorph/The Mystic] - the residential demigod and king of the ocean(s). Alien 3/Fairy 2 (Oceans/PI) rep. (Parody of god or demigod-based heroes like Thor, Hercules, and Wonder Woman, aquatic heroes like Namor and Aquaman, and kings of their own nation heroes like Black Panther and again Namor.)
Horse Power[The Speedster/The Mystic] - a male centaur (hybrid) that is a sorcerer/shaman. Magic/Fairy (NA/Native) rep. (A combination parody of speedster heroes like Flash and Quick Silver with Magical Native Americans like Apache Chief and Warpath.)
The Black Belt[The Energy Projector/The Martial Artist] - residential space cop with a semi-magical science-based artifact. Female 2/human 3 (Asia/JP) rep. (Combination of human member of an alien peace keeping force given an all-powerful artifact like Green Lanterns and Novas, mixed with highly trained martial artist like Iron Fist, Karate Kid, Bronze Tiger, Shang-Chi, ect. With a bit of Power Rangers thrown in.)
God of DNA[The Mentalist/The Metamorph 2] - super genius and shape-shiftier. Super-soldiers/science (Africa/ZA) rep. (A parody of characters like Mr. Fantastic, the Atom, or Ant Man.)
Semper Seraphi[The Weaponmaster/The Knight In Shining Armor 2] - an angelic being with 6 wings and uses Medieval weaponry. Magic 2/Fairy 2 (Euro/FR) rep. (A parody of winged heroes like Hawkman and Angel. Also, Angelik's biological father.)
Orichalcum Man[The Knight In Shining Armor/The Gadgeteer 2] - an android with self-aware artificial intelligence. Machines/science 2 (SA/BR) rep. (A parody of robotic heroes like Red Tornado, Vision, Machine Man, the Metal Men, and to a degree human/machine hybrid characters like Iron Man, Steel, and Cyborg.)
Te Deum ex Machina[The Energy Projector2/The Metamorph 3] - a modern Frankenstein's monster. Super-soldier 2/Fairy 3 (Arctic/RU) rep. (A parody of Sci-Fi and Fantasy hybrid characters like Frankenstein and Metamorpho.)
Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai[The Martial Artist 4/The Weaponmaster 2] - a half human, half dragon that hunts and kills dragons and other dangerous magical monsters. Human 4/Fairy 4 (Asia/CN) rep. (Parody of mixed breed characters that hunt full bloods of their kind like Blade, Vampire Hunter D, InuYasha, and alliteration named dragon characters like Fin Fang Foom.)
The Red Rebel[The Patriot 2/The Metamorph 4] - the hothead of the team, jingoistic, first generation super-soldier, and the soldier out of time. Super-soldier 3/human 5 (NA/CSA) rep. (A jingoistic parody of an ultra-macho red-blooded American male like Guy Gardener, Red Hulk, and Judge Dredd.)
The Assassin Spider[The Brick 3/The Mentalist 2] - Arachnid themed (former Golden Age) superhero. Super-soldier 4/human 6 (Asia/ISR) rep. (A visual parody of spider and insect themed heroes like Spider-Man, Ant Man, Wasp, Ambush Bug, and Tarantula, but having more in common with pulp and golden age heroes like Dick Tracy, The Spider, Black Bat, The Spirit, Doc Savage, The Shadow, and The Phantom.)
All of them act as mentors towards PR and his crew with him acting more like a mentor toward his new recruit.
They want PR working for/with them to stop the dictator that has been slowly trying to take over the world for the past several 100's of years. Recent evidence has been found that the dictator might have a connection to PR that they can exploit. (They share a similar power set and give off the same energy signature.)

The Dictator sends teams of spies to infiltrate the [insert organization name here] and gather information on PR. (Maybe it's already got some spies and infiltrators in the organization, but now they're doing a more active efforts to take down their enemies.) I do want to introduce some of the Dictator's own council of super-soldiers that make up its presidential cabinet. (Also, I'm wanting to introduce what the Dictator's secret plans for the world. It's having a series of tunnels and excoriations deep in the underground into the Hallowed earth and trying to reunite the world's continents back into supercontinent of Pangaea or Pangea.)
The Pleiades - a Nordic appearing super-being from another planet and the last of his species. (A Superman parody mixed with elements of Thor combined. Meant to be more of a combination of Bizarro and Lex Luther. )
Mars needs Women - the strong female warrior from a female dominate society. (A Super Woman and Moonstone, Meteorite, and Dark Ms. Marvel parody. Mostly a parody of Wonder Woman villainesses like Cheetah, Silver Swan, ect.)
Scales - an animal themed highly trained super-soldier. (A parody of characters like King Hiss, Serpentor, King Cobra, Cobra Commander, Copperhead, King Snake, ect.)
Big Mamma - the residential giant monster and evil queen of the ocean(s). (Parody of giant sea monster-based villains like Godzilla, Leviathan, Cthulhu, Kraken, Zigra, or Gorgo, and a crime boss of their own gangs like Ra's Al Ghul or Magneto. Mostly a parody of aquatic villains like Black Manta, King Shark, Ocean Master, and Namor.)
Windigo (also Wetiko) - evil trickster and demigod. (A combination parody of speedster villains like Reverse-Flash/Zoom and Quick Silver with Magical Native Americans influences. A lot of elements of characters like Loki, Bill Cipher, Mister Mxyzptlk, the Joker, Puck, Coyote, and the Mask.)
Mind over Matter - residential space criminal with a semi-magical science-based powers. (Combination of members of an alien with large brains and mental powers like Sinestro and Hector Hammond, mixed with The Ultra Humanite, the Leader, and MODOK.)
Vlad DCLXVI Dracula or Dracul Khan - the king/queen of vampires. Won't be introduced properly here but later on. (An obvious parody of Dracula/Carmilla/Bathory, Cassidy from Preacher, Count Magnus Lee, and Sauron from X-Men. A descendant of the original vampire king. vurdalak)
Dominik Ashmedai- ademonic being with wings and uses Medieval weaponry. Might not introduce here but much later. (A parody of demonic villains like Mephisto, Darkseid, Surtur, Blackheart, Doomsday, Dormammu, and Trigon. Along with winged villains like Bleez, Deathbird, Prince Vultan, and Death.)
Computronium - an evil android with self-aware artificial intelligence. (A parody of AI villains like Ultron, Megatron, Skynet, Brother Eye, and to a degree the Borg. The original leader of a machine rebellion and the ancestor of Orichalcum Man.)
Cy-Gorgon - a cyborg version of the Greek monster. (A parody of Marvel's Hercules/Thor and DC's Wonder Woman villains like Delphyne, Griffin, Tanya "Black Mamba" Sealy, and Destroyer. Backstory-wise and visually similar to Coldstone from Disney's Gargoyles. Lover to Scales, so some elements of Harley Quinn.)
Meister Stoor Wyvern The Tarasque or Dilong (地龍; dìlóng; ti-lung; 'earth dragon')- a dragon lord that rules over dragons, other dangerous magical monsters, and controller of rivers and seas. (Parody of powerful dragon characters like Fin Fang Foom, Jormungand, Smaug, King Ghidorah, Fafnir, Tiamat, ect. Is Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai's older half-brother.)
Colonel Custer's Revenge - a supervillain that lived in 1800s as a Cavalryman and later entered the Battle of the Little Bighorn and was killed. Revived as a ghost, he became not just the Arch-Enemy of PR, but also a supervillain to stand against every superhero out there. (A parody of Gentleman Ghost, Rasputin from Hellboy, Marvel's Vengeance and Ghost.)
The Green Golem - ancient stone monster filled with angry souls. (A visual parody of stone/clay-based creatures like the Ting, Korg, or Rockbiter. Based more around DC's Legion in that it is a powerful body possessed by multiple spirits and souls.)

Crossing the First Threshold
This is the point where the hero actually crosses into the field of adventure, leaving the known limits of his world and venturing into an unknown and dangerous realm where the rules and limits are unknown.

After PR and crew are brought to [insert organization name here] headquarters and brought before The Council they are put though a series of test. We learn some secrets (the new recruit's ancestry) and facts about our leads (PR is confirmed to be an escaped experiment and early super-soldier from around WWII) and get hints to some future reveals (Angelik's secret).
They're poked and prodded (an ambush attack to test their fighting skills that they barely pass) at 1st before being sent through basic training to become proper supers-soldiers.
They're also taken on a full tour of the fortress including the on-board super maximum security prison full of power super-villains.

The Dictator goes into sarcophagus to meditate while its underlings carry out the master plans.

Belly of the Whale
The belly of the whale represents the final separation from the hero's known world and self. By entering this stage, the person shows willingness to undergo a metamorphosis. When first entering the stage the hero may encounter a minor danger or set back.

We get their 1st day of training and their introduction to some other side characters. Basically sidekick and lesser superhero parodies.
A drill Sargent that is a stereotypical always angry and yelling.
Several avian-themed sidekicks of the Fur. (Robin parodies.)
Even more Spider and insect-themed costumed heroes and mutants. (Spider-Man Family, Ant-Man and Wasp Family, Bumble Bee, Blue Beetles, the Tick, ect parodies.)
Teams made up of families with vastly different powers. (Fantastic Four, the Incredibles, ect. parody.)
Teams of different mythical creatures with specialties and skills. (Dungeon and Dragons, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, ect parodies.)
Aliens of all shapes and sizes. (Men in Black, Star Wars, and Star Trek parodies.)
The Dictator awakes and after not receiving any updates on the [insert organization name here] and PR yet goes down into the Hollowed Earth underworld (homeland of the Fairy Folks) to check in on the workers carrying out his continental sabotage plans and to gather more creature's into his services.
I might make it here where the Dictator gains some of the members of his cabinet. Like here's where the Vampires joins the Dictator's team. It wakens the current vampire leader by feeding it some human sacrifices. (There's a scene I'd like to do of a vampire with a still dried out mummified insides uses a torture device to drain blood from a victim and drink it to re-hydrate its innards.) It has them begin digging new tunnel network to; find artifacts (possible lost weapons from the past), other forgotten races to convert to their cause (more hidden away underground pockets of civilizations still hiding away), and to take out enemy outpost (because of the spy networks the Dictator knows where some are set up to gain intelligence on its operations. Why most of his operations occur in the underground).

ACT 2 Initiation:
The Road of Trials/Trial and quest
The road of trials is a series of tests that the hero must undergo to begin the transformation. Often the hero fails one or more of these tests, which often occur in threes. Eventually the hero will overcome these trials and move on to the next step.

PR and friends after sometime are given a team of other trainees on a mission. The trainees are a combination of lower classed supers, level-1 adventurers, some experienced sidekicks, and mostly some reformed or on parole prisoners.
They're sent to investigate a settlement in the upper part of the Arctic (I don't want it to be in Alaska, but maybe Russia, Greenland, or maybe Canada) that has gone dark and was preforming an important experiment for the [insert organization name here]. (Part of a spy network on the Dictator.)
They find the settlement abandoned with no signs of life. (Sort of a reference/parody of The Thing. Some buildings are burned and all the vehicles are destroyed. There's even a giant hole in the ground just outside of the township.)
They investigate all the buildings with Angelik and her team discovering a single surviving little girl hiding in the walls of the compound. (A sort of Newt parody.)
They all meet up later that evening to set up a based camp in the middle of the settlement. They try to gently interrogate the child, but learn nothing outside that there were monsters.
Later that they're attacked by a sniper with only a couple characters getting hurt before PR kills the sniper, but not before the sniper says the little girl is a monster. The team medic does an autopsy and finds the sniper to been perfectly fine and normal. The 2 injured team members are placed in the medic tents with the girl that night and the next day they're all missing.
They send out search parties again with PR and a handful of trainees check out the hole. They find it is a perfectly round, 680 foot wide diameter, smooth and is 5,280 feet strait down.
When they return from exploring the hole they find that a 3rd of their members are now gone including Cancer, Bradley, and Cheshire, but the new recruit has captured another survivor. This one is an adult man but is acts completely feral and is covered in dried blood. They determined he's a ghoul or a person bitten by vampire but not properly turned.
They radio for backup from the [insert organization name here] but it'll be 12 hours before they can get to them as there's a severe snow storm. So, they set up a new base camp inside one of the buildings with around the clock guards.
They're soon besieged by the former residents and most of their missing team-mates now all turned into different types of vampires. The ones that were not turned are being used as living shields by the others.
There's a fire fight with little effect. PR and his old crew manage to get their friends and the turned ones, restraining them, before the building starts to get over run. PR in a last ditch effort uses a fail-safe device PR was given before the mission... a miniature thermal nuclear bomb. He uses his own teleportation ability to send everyone else out of range before detonating it.

After the loss of the vampire army and underworld enforcers the Dictator is enraged, but is pacified quickly when its scientist and alchemist reveal they've saved a sample of all the different vampire viruses/curses and can rebuild. The Dictator orders them to start testing, but not to begin mass production until further notice. It has another one of its cabinet members take over enforcing the tunneling system.

The Meeting with the Goddess/Death
This is where the hero gains items given to him that will help him in the future.

PR awakens in a spirit world in a realm of the gods where is talks with many deities from different mythologies and religions. He finally meets and has a conversation with a goddess (Anput, wife of Anubis) in combination of Hades/Tartarus, Naraka, Niflheim/Hel, Limbo/Purgatory, Valhalla, Heaven, ect mixed with fantasy lands like Oz, Wonderland, and Neverland. (In a parody of Dante's Inferno and classic fantasy tales like the Wizard of Oz, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Peter Pan.) As the afterlife bases itself on the soul's presentations of what they think it should be. (I'm not sure how yet but I want what PR's going through to mirror the stories that are being told by his comrades in the real world.)

In the real-world the new recruit and PR's crew (except for those that had been bitten) are all gather around PR's corpse after it was retrieved from the explosion site and is being loaded into a rejuvenation tank. They're aboard a transport ship back to the [insert organization name here] headquarters when some of the Council members fly out to meet them and get answers for what happened. The new recruit has to talk with the Amazoid whom has a mentor moment with him.
PR is told of Angelik's secret (but not what it actually is) and the new recruit is given an artifact that will grant him superhuman abilities for temporary amount of time.
While PR is regenerating in the medical bay, each of the un-bitten team members talk with one another, and discuss their stories and how they met PR. The ones that were bitten are being treated for the different strains of the vampire viruses they've contracted. Most of them can be cured and others can be given treatments that return their facilities and they join in the back story dumping.

We learn Angelik's backstory with her father. (She was a daughter he had with one of his servants, a Japanese catgirl, and wound up raising her after her mother died when she was still very young. He raised her like a princess, spoiling her, keeping her guarded, and sheltered. So, when she's the equivalent of being 18 she and a handful of her friends runoff on a trip to South America. There she and her friends are tricked into going to a party where they're drugged and kidnapped by human traffickers. They're kept captive, tortured, raped, and some die. It takes her father, Semper Seraphi, a few years to track them down and hires PR to retrieve her and the ones responsible for kidnapping her. He finds and rescues her, kills and captures a lot of her kidnappers, and returns with them all to her father. Where he'd torture her torturer for their amusement. Later she'd runaway again but this time to fallow PR.)

We learn Bradley's history with PR. (They're the oldest friends as they met 10,000's of years ago when PR was his equivalent of a teen himself. PR was already working as a sale-sword and Bradley was just a goblin blacksmith and cobbler. Bradley was being hassled by a criminal gang for protection money and he had gambling debts. Bradley is tortured and mutilated by having his feet cut off, so ends up using the gold he gathered to instead hire PR to get revenge for him. PR kills the gang's entire leadership, so Bradley and him end up taking it over, and start their first guild. Later when PR was 1st started collecting mystical weapons Bradley would accidentally gain a form of immortality from ingesting a Philosopher Stone.)

Ella Diabla's origins. (She was a fallen angel that was turned into a succubus in Hell. She managed to escape to Earth where she remained for 1,000's of years feeding on men's life-forces. Until one day she latched onto PR while he was on a mission and because of his regenerating life-force he became her permanent host. They became friendly after awhile and he used an alchemist's spell and created her her own physical body similar to his own. She'd later summoned her male counterpart the incubus Cheshire giving him a physical body as well.)

Killpie's creation. (PR at some point decided he needed a steed to ride into battle that was stronger, faster, smarter, and more adaptable than any regular horse or beast of burden. So, he hired some gene artificers to breed him the perfect steed. It took several years and generations of trial-and-error crossbreeding and cloning genes of different magical equine creatures to produce a prototype of the Sleiptaur. It escaped after only a few days of life and PR was forced to go after it. This is where a bulk of the story will go as it fallows a random human schmuck that almost hits the prototype Sleiptaur while driving to their home late one night. He finds the small creature injured in a ditch on the side of the road and takes it home with him. He nurses it back to health and raises it over the course of a year as it rapidly grows. It metamorphoses once it reaches puberty and becomes a full Sleiptaur. Gaining its partial beautiful humanoid appearance, she starts to become sexually attached to the human host. The guy resisted at 1st but breaks down after a while in a slow decent into madness and sleeps with the creature. Afterwards he becomes ill and much slowly than the creature itself begins to go through a similar metamorphosis. He quits his job and flees to a cabin in the woods with the creature in tow. PR barely misses them in his search for the escaped creature, but figures out what happened when he tracts the creature's sent to the man's home, and interviewing his neighbors and coworkers. By the time PR finds where they escaped to it's been almost another whole year. The man has almost completely metamorphosed into a Sleiptaur himself and has fathered a couple calves with the escaped female who is pregnant again. PR decides to make a deal with them that he'll let them go, but they have to go into hiding as fairy folk hadn't come out publicly yet, and 1 of them had to come with him as he had to show that he captured the escaped creature. He decides to take the next one born and it happens to be Killpie. Well, that's what PR ends up naming her. Problem is PR letting the original going along with the human it accidentally turned into one had more offspring and because of Centaur DNA being part of their genetic makeup anything they or their male offspring mated with would be turned into one as well.)

How Scorpia and Cancer became cyborgs. (About 90-100 years before the main events of this main story got started PR was on a mission in South Africa with a team of other mercenaries and bounty hunters that included the Zodiac Sisters. During this mission they were hired to rescue some survivors of a botched experiment to clone long dead species back to life. They get to the complex and find it overrun and surrounded by escaped prehistoric monstrosities. They're out numbered and overwhelmed and several of the hired-soldiers are killed and eaten. The three are the only ones to survive and find the 2-3 survivors still hiding inside the complex before trying to escape. They barely escape but not before the sisters are horribly mauled. They're both hospitalized for months and PR uses the money from this mission to commissioned them both to be converted into cyborgs. Ever since they've remained in PR's services but do missions independently of PR's company. Because of their cybernetic nature they appear a lot younger than they actually are because they cryogenically freeze their organic parts when not on missions.)

The new recruit's family's history and why they came to fallow PR. (20-ish years ago PR was on a mission when something went horribly wrong and he was nearly killed but left badly injured and amnesiac. He was found and nursed back to health by a simple peaceful farming family where he stays for about a year in-which he helps them out on their farm. Even protecting them from an invading army of raiders made up of some sort of monsters. His memories are restored when Angelik and Bradley finally find him after he went missing. After regaining his memories, he invites the family to come join the community he runs in Texas. They agree and move in. During this time the family's oldest son and his wife have their 1st kid who'd grow to be the new recruit. Who was raised being told of PR's heroics, but not so much his more negative aspects.)

(Also, PR's astral form with Anput is there listening in on them and commentating while this is happening and he journeys through the afterlife.)

The Dictator returns to its sarcophagus to meditate and Astro-projects into the spirit world (around the same time as PR) and speaks with Eldritch Abomination(s). We learn a bit about the Dictator's origins and ties to the gods here. Also, he learns of PR's survival and condition and that they're both inside this realm. The Dictator ends up playing a part in PR's trials in the Astro-plane trying to stop his return to the living world.
In the underground with the destruction of the vampire armies acting as secret police to keep the people and creatures completely enslaved there is rumbling of a rebellion building. There has always been unrest but now they're free enough to begin to build up an organized underground leadership.

The Woman As Temptress
In this step, the hero faces those temptations, often of a physical or pleasurable nature, that may lead him to abandon or stray from his quest, which does not necessarily have to be represented by a woman. Woman is a metaphor for the physical or material temptations of life, since the hero-knight was often tempted by lust from his spiritual journey.

PR's team are reprimanded for the failure of the mission but are not punished because of their brevity and strategy in fighting the threat and rescuing their teammates. They are secretly punished in the form of being completely monitored at all times by one or more members of the council at all times.
After some more grueling training the team is reformed for a new mission. This team the team is made up of PR's crew, Council members, senior trainees, high-leveled adventurers, and fully reformed (reprogrammed) super-criminals.
Their mission is to figure out why a lot of foreign aid ships are disappearing all around the major coastlines. This is where we're introduced to an old enemy group of PR's and the [insert organization name here], The Mockfolk, or more precise The Big Mamma Mafia Clan. An amphibious aquatic race evolved to hunt, ambush, and devour intelligent humanoid races like human, fae folk, merfolk, etc. They're a family-based society mostly in the form that they have an in-species only form of telepathy and mind-control other one another based on family lineage.
They like the vampire army before were working for the Dictator in for some still undiscovered reason. The teams confront and are attacked by the Molkfolk while on an undercover ship posing as an aid ship. In the ensuing battle their ship is sank and most the crew lost. Some of them are taken prison by the creatures including but not limited to; the new Recruit, Amazoid, Cheshire, The Fur, God of DNA, Killpie's son, Red Rebel, and Scorpia.
The remaining survivors regroup on life rafts and decide those that can survive underwater (naturally or artificially) will go after the mockfolks and rescue the kidnapped teammates. (This includes Mer'Maui, Cancer, Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai, Black Belt, PR-R63, and the Assassin Spider.)
The temptress of this part of the story is a mockmaid, Dru-Scylla, who is a high-ranking Underboss (general) in The Big Mamma Mafia Clan. She takes an instant liking the new Recruit as he stood toe to toe with her in combat and survived. She was the one that took him with her when they retreated from their assault on the [insert organization name here] ship. The other hostages were taken for ransom, as food, and mating stock.
She offers the recruit a chance to be her new concubine, but he rejects her, but she doesn't take no as an answer and tries to force herself on him before the rescue team reaches the Molkfolk's undersea lair.
They attack and come before the leader and namesake of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan a gigantic (kaiju size) 10's of 1,000's years old matriarch. She's completely blind due to deep-sea parasites and bloated and fat from years of very little physical activities.
(PR's team and her actually have a history as they've met before years prior but they don't like one another at all) The new Recruit and her conversation soon devolves into a confrontation. She uses her near complete control over her offspring and descendants to defend herself while she tries to escape. (This includes her ultimate weapon her oldest grandchild the massive berserk Alpha male that is almost 3 quarters her size.)
The new Recruit managed to distract Dru-Scylla and keep her from joining the massacre. (The same happens in a very different way with Dru-Scylla's brother Charlie and Cheshire and Killpie's son.)
The matriarch leads her pursuers to the surface where she's begins to head to shore. The [insert organization name here] has sent backup in the form of Childhoodsend/Overlord, Semper Seraphi, Horse Power, and Orichalcum Man. This leads to a battle that takes place off the coast of Japan.
They barely managed to stop her before she made it into a populated area and killing her frees her offspring and descendants of her mind-control and influence.

(PR during all this is still trapped in the afterlife while his body is still slowly healing at [insert organization name here]'s Citadel in the medical bay. His spirit does somewhat interact with what is happening in the waking world. He while in the Purgatory/Limbo stage of his afterlife travels is tempted to stay by a Princess he has to rescue while in this Disney fantasy style world.
PR enters medieval world (that could be in the past or just something that happens in this limbo world) where he's a knight for hire and is approached by a local noble or low leveled king to take his only beloved daughter to court in another distant kingdom so she can marry a prince. PR is needed to act as a bodyguard for her and her dowry as the trip is long and dangerous. PR takes the job and takes the girl across the kingdoms and they are attacked 3 times and each time they escape unharmed not thank(s) to PR but because of the actions of the girl. PR slowly begins to learn the girl has some sort of abilities that she herself doesn't seem to be aware of. They reach the other kingdom and PR goes in 1st to get a feel for the girl's future husband and he finds the court is a horrible and corrupt. The prince is more like Joffrey from Game of Thrones acting whereas the girl is more like a classic innocent Disney princess archetype like Snow White. PR is not liking the idea of leaving such a sweet girl with these people when she enters of her own free will and PR finally figures what is up with her. Once she enters the court all the people suddenly become kinder and more optimistic. The colors in the place even becomes brighter and shinier. She's basically a parody of the Disney Princess and Carry from Stephen King in that she's got great mental and reality warping abilities. She's completely unaware of this and because she was raised believing in fairy-tale romances and that everyone is naturally kind so her powers make everyone act that way around her. PR problem comes when she doesn't want him to leave and wants him to stay in her now perfect peace kingdom. It takes a lot of will power but PR takes his pay and leaves that night to continue his journey.)

The Dictator awakens in the sarcophagus after being forced back into the waking world after his attempts to foil PR's return. (Might have this caused by the princess in the fantasy world setting kicking him out.)
Upon exiting its chambers, the Dictator is annoyed to hear that his Navy and Mockfolk allies are all but completely destroyed. But, again it is pacified learning they managed to capture and keep a few of the strongest of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan members including the hulking Alpha male berserk(er). The Dictator tells its minions to take them to the labs for future experiments.

Atonement with the Father/Abyss/Descent into the underworld
In this step the hero must confront and be initiated by whatever holds the ultimate power in his life. In many myths and stories this is the father, or a father figure who has life and death power. This is the center point of the journey. All the previous steps have been moving into this place, all that follow will move out from it. Although this step is most frequently symbolized by an encounter with a male entity, it does not have to be a male; just someone or thing with incredible power.

With the defeat of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan matriarch and the freeing of her personal army there's a sudden influx of new members for the [insert organization name here] and a new mockfolk mafias spawned from the now broken hierarchy. Dru-Scylla and Charlie are brought to the Citadel to be rehabilitated and recruited into PR's crew thanks to the new Recruit.
PR finally awakens from his healing coma and he's completely feral and breaks free and goes on a small rampage. He's eventually found on the prison level, broken into a mass holding cell and has killed and eaten a few inmates. He's tranquilized and where his mind re-enters the multiverse, also known as a maniverse, megaverse, metaverse, omniverse, meta-universe, or The Conglomerate (of universes) where he converses with alternate reality versions of himself. He meets and talks with a handful of versions of himself before finding one that fits his need of an older wiser version that talks him back to normal. Once he returns from this vision quest he is returning to normal as his memories are fragmented and damaged after his near-death. (He's not at a 100% still and won't be for a while still. Kind of want it to be revealed being killed and returning has caused lasting damage and he's finding harder and harder to return.)
The new Recruit comes to the newly awakened and rational again PR for his own advice. (Not sure exactly what it'll be yet. Maybe something to do with DruScylla as she's becoming good.)

The Dictator goes down to the lower levels in the Hallowed Earth under its fortress again because of a rebellion that has been brewing in the lower levels has become a full on revolution nearly. Ever since the vampire and mockfolk armies and navies were destroyed the beings the Dictator ruled over started to enact more upheavals. The Dictator goes down to personally deal with this problem by trying to find this revolution's leader and kill them. It meets and has a nice long conversation with the usurper(s) before fighting with them. The Dictator manages to complete this task taking the revolution's leadership captive to his dungeons or killing them, but the resistance leader is soon replaced but they are willing to wait to strike again.
The underground are forced back into the massive mining operation looking for artifacts and reshape the surface world. After returning back to the top world he orders the execution of their attack plan on the Citadel and triggering an earthquake to collapse the tunnels the underground have dug and cause the continents to merge.

Apotheosis
Further information: Apotheosis
This is the point of realization in which a greater understanding is achieved. Armed with this new knowledge and perception, the hero is resolved and ready for the more difficult part of the adventure.

PR gets this from the advice he received from The Conglomerate (of universes) and new Recruit gets his from both PR and some of the Council members. (PR's I'm kind of wanting to be he realize this isn't his hero's journey and that he's got a bigger part to play, but the [insert organization name here] are mistaken in thinking that he's the one they want.) He's used to being normally a secondary (or an antagonist) character in other's stories. The new recruit's is basically the hero, but is less self-aware about things like PR is. PR's more self-aware of the rules of a narrative universe he lives in.

PR and all his original team members are officially named and recognized as Super-Soldiers and members of [insert organization name here] at a large graduation style ceremony. PR is finally allowing his prescience to be announced to the rest of the world for the 1st time in 1,000's of years. (Up until this point PR has kept his existence mostly secret and it was part of his deal with the [insert organization name here] that he'd remain secret to the world at large. I do kind of want to hint at he was some figures in mythology that aren't already real in this world.)
The new recruit is given the chance to take some ancient elixir to give him real and permanent super-powers, but he declines and will continue to just use external devices like the Amazoid's artifact and gadgets like the Fur. He wants to remain human and wishes to remain mortal.
The team become(s) minor celebrities after their induction into [insert organization name here] and are given time off to return home for the 1st time since they left about a year or 2 priors. PR and the new recruit are hesitant to return now as knowledge gained from recent events tell them something bad is coming.
[Insert organization name here] decides to make the return a formal event and instead of dropping PR and his team off with a small ship they move the entire Citadel into the cityscape's air space. PR and his closest teammates (Angelik, PR-R63, and Chesh) stay aboard the Citadel that night while the other go to their homes and families on the ground below.

That night a series of explosions on board the Citadel cause it to crash land strait down. PR's quarters are close enough to one of the explosions that he and his friends get sucked out by the sudden decompression. Luckily for them all have basic or advanced flying capabilities and are able to fly back to the falling Citadel to try and help or land safely on the ground.
None are strong enough to stop the falling ship so they begin trying to evacuate and to save PR's team's home town by trying to push the ship off its trajectory for the heart of the cityscape.

The new Recruit is at his family home with Dru-Scylla, his family, and some of his old friends were still awake partying and witness the attack on the Citadel overhead. Seeing that it is falling straight down towards them they start trying to evacuate the town. Those that can fly try aiding to push the falling ship out of the way.
They only manage to get a 3rd of the population off the ship and out of the town, and only pushed it to halfway out of the cityscape limits before it hits the ground. Which triggers a massive earthquake that starts collapsing strategically dug hidden tunnel systems under the crust of the earth. (Think of it as the events of the movie 2012, but sped up to happening in just a much shorter amount of time.)
There're many casualties and lots of property damage. (Including but not limited to; Killpie's son is KIA, the Black Belt is KIA, Te Deum ex Machina is KIA, Red Rebel is KIA, the new Recruit's father is KIA, ect. While characters like; Angelik is MIA, the Fur is MIA, God of DNA is MIA, the Assassin Spider is MIA, Charlie is MIA, the new Recruit's something is MIA I'm thinking like a younger sibling, ect).

PR suffers a lot of damage from the attack, the Citadel hitting the Earth, earthquake, the deaths of some many friends, and disappearances of Angelik. He re-enters his healing coma where he sees his past lives. (This is how he finds out what happened to Angelik and the others that are MIA. They were kidnapped by the spies that were aboard the Citadel during the confusion.)
When PR reawakens and the surviving members of the Council and the [insert organization name here] decide it's time to finally take the battle to the Dictator's walled off country wide fortress.
This was the last resort as they were this whole time mostly trying to dismantle them from the outside in (cutting off their contact to the outside world and stopping their supply lines. They weren't aware of the Dictator's connections to the underground), but now they have no choice but an all out attack. They gather their armies from around the world and outer space and descend on the dictator stronghold.

Cut to the Dictator as it welcomes his newly captured prisoners/hostages. Here is where we officially learn who were the main spies and connections the Dictator had to the [insert organization name here].
Angelik is taken to the same dungeon as the captured underground revolutionist.
The Fur is taken by Scales and Cy-Gorgon to be tortured.
God of DNA is reveal to have been a spy for the Dictator the whole time.
the Assassin Spider is taken to the labs to be Vivisected for his secrets.
Charlie is taken to the lab as well.
The new Recruit's younger sibling is sent to the dungeons as well.
Any others taken are also sent to the labs or the dungeons. The key ones taken with unique power-sets are taken to the labs to be used a gene stock for the Dictator's new army. Those that are just good hostages are sent to the dungeons/prisons.

The Ultimate Boon
The ultimate boon is the achievement of the goal of the quest. It is what the hero went on the journey to get. All the previous steps serve to prepare and purify the hero for this step, since in many myths the boon is something transcendent like the elixir of life itself, or a plant that supplies immortality, or the holy grail.

PR wants his team-members back but he needs to get a weapon that he's been after his whole life but never found a reason strong enough to qualify for the effort to go after it. (I'm thinking Caledfwich, Ruyi Jingu Bang, Sharur, The Pashupatastra, or something like that.)
He takes the new Recruit along with Bradley and Dru-Scylla with a small team of [insert organization name here] foot soldiers (red-shirts) to an entrance to the Hallow Earth/Underworld where they enter Jotunheim where they re-enact the story of Thor's Journey to Utgard. (PR as Thor, Bradley as Loki, the new Recruit as Thialfi and Dru-Scylla as Roskva.)
PR acquires the weapon he seeks in the end. The new Recruit, Bradley, and Dru-Scylla also gains a new weapon here to help them with the final battle.

During this the Dictator interrogates Angelik personally and learns of PR's backstory info that it didn't know. The Dictator sends a team of his strongest warriors after PR and his team in Utgard. (Most of them take on the other parts from the fable like the giants.) The Dictator then goes back into the underworld to check on the newest results of the mining operations.
It's discovered they've found a large door not far from the upper mantle layer after the worldwide earthquake. This is the artifact the Dictator has been searching for. This is what the elder gods told of in the astral plane.

ACT 3 Return:
Refusal of the Return/Resurrection and rebirth
Having found bliss and enlightenment in the other world, the hero may not want to return to the ordinary world to bestow the boon onto his fellow man.

PR, new Recruit, Bradley, and Dru-Scylla return to the remains of [insert organization name here] and their cityscape home with their new weapon cash. (And, possible an army gathered from Utgard.) The other surviving members of the Council also had left and gathered weapons and more soldiers of their own nations and species. They then march upon the Dictator's fortress stronghold.
While the large bulk of the massive army attacks from all sides while PR's team forms a black-ops team and uses his teleportation ability with a boost from some magic artifacts and scientific devices to attack from the inside and try to take down the Dictator himself.

The Dictator after learning those he sent to stop PR's team have failed (and some have switched sides) opens the Door which is a direct portal to the Negative Afterlife aka Hell, Tartarus, Naraka, Niflheim/Hel. The Dictator takes the now escaping creatures and damned souls to be converted into the army and experimented on in the labs.
With a newly invigorated military the Dictator prepares for the incoming retaliation attacks.

The Magic Flight
Sometimes the hero must escape with the boon, if it is something that the gods have been jealously guarding. It can be just as adventurous and dangerous returning from the journey as it was to go on it.

PR finds Angelik and the other kidnapped and missing [insert organization name here] members being held and tortured by the Dictator's henchmen (Scales, Cy-Gorgon, Dominik Ashmedai, ect.) in the Dungeons in the lower levels of the compound. PR and team rescue the others and kill the minions before moving on to find the Dictator. (Here's where PR learns what secret Angelik has been keeping from him and it drives his next set of actions.)
PR confronts the Dictator and they fight revealing they are equals in every way because big reveal they're siblings. They were a single being when they were created, but divided from one another when they became aware and escaped. The Dictator has been waiting for PR to return so they could re-merge and complete the Dictator's plans. The Dictator reveals they are basically a new god of super-humans because of their creation, it became aware of this the second they came alive, divided from PR taking 80% of their powers, and escaping into the ether. It left PR behind because so the humans that created them wouldn't be none the wiser.
PR rejects the idea of merging with the Dictator mostly because there's nothing to gain from it for himself. Also, PR is angered about what has happened to his friends. The 2 fight with PR using all his mystical weaponry and [insert organization name here] technology but they're completely evenly matched. PR takes the fight to the skies where he unleashes the McGuffin he acquired in Jotunheim and depositories the Dictator's body and PR absorbs its energy. It nearly obliterates PR's body and nearly killing him permanently.
His remains falls to the ground below where he discharges more energy destroying the Dictator's stronghold and most of both armies.
Dru-Scylla (along with other flying characters) rescues the new Recruit (and some others) from the ensuing explosions.

Rescue from Without
Just as the hero may need guides and assistants to set out on the quest, often he must have powerful guides and rescuers to bring them back to everyday life, especially if the person has been wounded or weakened by the experience.

PR goes back into the afterlife temporarily while in yet another near-death like state healing coma. He goes to the land of the gods again where he is welcomed as one of them. They offer him a chance to stay there with them and finally let his physical body die, but he decides against it as finds the gods to be too pompous and annoying.
PR's body is rescued and nursed back to health by Angelik and the others loyal to him that survived the battle. They're all thought dead by what remains of the [insert organization name here] and its leadership.
The new Recruit is being taken care of by Dru-Scylla.
They're approached by some surviving members of the Dictator's council and they mistake PR as their leader. PR decides that it might be the best for both him, his friends, and the people that were under the Dictator's control if he does become their new leader. Most of the team members don't like this idea and PR lets them leave and do as they please.
Cheshire and PR-R63/Ella Diabla leaves the group to return to the underworld as PR has released them from his services. Charlie returns to the sea taking Mer'Maui's weapon with him. Dru-Scylla and the new Recruit (along with some others) make their way back to their home in Texas over the next few months as they're all too injured to fast-travel and they're trying to keep a low profile.

The Crossing of the Return Threshold
The trick in returning is to retain the wisdom gained on the quest, to integrate that wisdom into a human life, and then maybe figure out how to share the wisdom with the rest of the world.

PR, Angelik, Bradley, Killpie, and (whoever else survived and stayed with him) return to what remains of the Dictator's stronghold where PR takes control of the empire and starts tearing down and rebuilding the organization. (Going from a Hydra/Cobra style place more to Genosha/Latveria/Asgard.)

The new Recruit and his party make it back to the cityscape or what remains of it as in the time it took for them to return it'd been raided a few times and the [insert organization name here] had completely abandoned them shortly after the final battle as they employed after so many of their higher ups were killed. Only a handful of surviving members of the [insert organization name here] members stayed behind out of a small bit of loyalty to the humans that lived there.

Master of Two Worlds/Ascension, apotheosis, and atonement
This step is usually represented by a transcendental hero like Jesus or Gautama Buddha. For a human hero, it may mean achieving a balance between the material and spiritual. The person has become comfortable and competent in both the inner and outer worlds.

The new Recruit returns to his family home with Dru-Scylla where they are the new heads of the family now. They basically become what PR and his crew were to the town before.

Taking the lessons learned from the [insert organization name here] PR makes the old Dictator's empire into a new world power with him secretly in charge now. He continues to moonlight though as a bounty-hunter and wasteland super-anti-hero.

Freedom to Live
Mastery leads to freedom from the fear of death, which in turn is the freedom to live.[citation needed] This is sometimes referred to as living in the moment, neither anticipating the future nor regretting the past.

Both PR and the new Recruit start their own families with their official wives Angelik and Dru-Scylla.

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The Energy Projector (e.g., Cyclops, Black Lightning, Photon).
The Gadgeteer (e.g., Doc Savage, Spiderman, Batman, Tom Strong).
The Martial Artist (e.g., Batman, Karate Kid, Bronze Tiger).
The Mentalist (e.g., Phoenix, Professor X).
The Metamorph (e.g., Mr. Fantastic, Metamorpho, Goliath, The Atom).
The Mystic (e.g., Dr. Strange, Dr. Fate, Scarlet Witch, Zatanna).
The Patriot (e.g., Captain America, Super-Patriot, US Agent).
The Knight In Shining Armor (e.g., Iron Man, Cyborg).
The Speedster (e.g., Flash, Quicksilver, Johnny Quick).
The Weaponmaster (e.g., Green Arrow, Taskmaster, Batman).
http://www.heroicworld.com/heroic-archetypes.html

Centre of Hell
Ninth Circle (Treachery)
Bolgia 10 – Falsifiers:
Bolgia 9 – Sowers of Discord:
Bolgia 8 – Counsellors of Fraud:
Bolgia 7 – Thieves:
Bolgia 6 – Hypocrites:
Bolgia 5 – Barrators:
Bolgia 4 – Sorcerers:
Bolgia 3 – Simoniacs:
Bolgia 2 – Flatterers:
Bolgia 1 – Panderers and seducers:
Eighth Circle (Fraud)
Seventh Circle (Violence)
Sixth Circle (Heresy)
Fifth Circle (Wrath)
Fourth Circle (Greed)
Third Circle (Gluttony)
Second Circle (Lust)
First Circle (Limbo)
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Abandoned Area: Most of the Earth is this now in this Post-Apocalyptic world.
Abandoned Hospital: A possible location in PR's cityscape.
Abandoned Hospital Awakening: I might have one of these happen to PR after one of his deaths.
Abandoned Laboratory: In the Arctic mission setting.
Abandoned Mascot: I might make PR into one of these for a mercenary group in the past.
Abandoned Mine: Tons of these all around the world thanks in part to the different groups that went underground at one point or another. Is the reason why the underground is called Hallowed Earth now.
Abandoned Playground: I'd like to see an old Theme Park somewhere either in PR's cityscape or in the Arctic base as a reference to Chernobyl.
Abandoned War Child: A majority of the remaining normal humans are these. Especially the ones in PR's camp.
Abandon Ship: This happens during the introduction of the Mockfolks during the Sea Mission. And, again during the Citadel's fall.
Abandon The Disabled: Again a majority of humanity left on/in the ground while the better off live in large walled up cities and flying fortresses.
Abbey Road Crossing: Would love to see this with PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla.
Abdicate The Throne: PR in the end to the Dictator's Empire and the new Recruit to PR's roll as the leader/protector of the cityscape.
Abduction Is Love: What Dru-Scylla does to the new Recruit.
Abhorrent Admirer: The Zombie Queen to PR in the 1st few chapters. Dru-Scylla to the new Recruit. Bradley to many of the female members of the Ratpack.
Abilene Paradox: This might be what leads PR to join the [insert organization name here] and come out into the open for the 1st time. Also, the final solution to attack the Dictator's stronghold in the final act.
Ability Mixing: PR's ace in the hole and the reason he's recruited into the [insert organization name here] in the first place.
A Birthday Not A Break: I might make it someone's Birthday when the Citadel falls.
AB Negative: Subverted with PR having universal blood type of O-.
Abnormal Ammo: PR and other character will make use of specialized weapons to take on supernatural and extraterrestrial enemies. Such as; Silver bullets for werewolves, vampires, and fae folk and radioactive isotopes for aliens.
Abnormal Limb Rotation Range: Not unusual for most of the super-beings in the story. Angelik is very limber because of her cat-like nature.
Abomination Accusation Attack: PR is threatened with this by the [insert organization name here], but he's unfazed as it's been done to him before.
Above Good And Evil: PR considers himself this and so does the Dictator.
Above The Gods: The Dictator sees itself as this. PR is aware of gods that exist in another realm that watch over many different realities and were once collectively probably something similar to the Judeo-Christian god.
Above The Influence: New Recruit with Dru-Scylla possibly or vice versa?
A Boy A Girl And A Baby Family: The new Recruit's family makeup when he joined PR's gang.
A Boy And His X: Will be part of some character's backstories. I'm thinking some of the alien members of the [insert organization name here] and some of the Fairy folk as well.
Absence Of Evidence: One way [insert organization name here] found PR after he's been in hiding for many years. I'm thinking by them finding a lack of radiation in that area because he's absorbed it.
Absentee Actor: PR during some secondary character central solo chapters.
Absent Minded Professor: Might have a few of these working for [insert organization name here].
Absolute Cleavage: Almost every female super-being and even some male one fall squarely into this. Some more so than other.
Absolute Xenophobe: Most races have a handful of these on all sides. Most notable an alien race that failed attacking the Earth years back and a bunch are left stranded.
Abstract Apotheosis: Subverted by PR as he is given this chance in the end but chooses to stay on Earth. Now, there are some strait forward takes on this trope such as Angelik's father is an archangel of one of the virtue. The Dictator is a god of some-sort and embodies it.
Abstract Eater: PR can feed on energy that includes magical and spiritual energy.
Absurd Altitude: Where the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters is located. And, some of the flying battles take place in the end fight.
Absurd Cutting Power: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Cool City: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Dedicated Worker: There're plenty of old robots out there in this world that are still trying to polish a turd that no one is there to appreciate. There are even areas still patrolled by automated police force with only zombies and mutants still living there. Another example is the super-human that acts as a power source for the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters.
Absurdly Elderly Mother: Spoiler for later events, but if PR impregnates something the gestation for the child produced can last years even decades depending on what the other parent is. So, in the cases of human females he's been with can become pregnant with one of his offspring when they're in their 20's but not give birth till they're in their 50's.
Absurdly High Stakes Game: During PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla trip to Utgard for stronger weapons.
Absurdly Huge Population: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Long Stairway: The Dictator's kingdom is full of them with an especially long set that leads into the underground world.
Absurdly Powerful School Jurisdiction: The [insert organization name here] with most of its members. PR gets away with a lot because of his usefulness.
Absurdly Sharp Blade: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Sharp Claws: PR, Angelik, and other animal based beings all tend to have this.
Absurdly Spacious Sewer: You can consider most of the underground to be this.
Absurd Phobia: PR has one of Scorpions and to a lesser degree of Snakes.
Abuse Mistake: Angelik has a huge burn scar on her back from PR but it's because she asked him to do it.
Abusive Advertising: PR's team slogan in the mercenary field is basically. "If you don't hire us your enemies will!"
Abusive Alien Parents: Mockfolk's are this to a T. They have a strong mental control over their offspring til the say they die.
Abusive Parents: B...

I'm wanting to get into 3D modeling for a while now but I don't know what software to use. Do any of Ya'll know what is the best, FREE to use, and easy to learn for beginner's 3D programs for a laptop/desktop?
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I'm looking for of all things a coloring book from the 90s I had as a kid. It was an anthropomorphic animal superhero themed. So, it was basically furry superheroes.
Its name was something like Captain Chipmunk and the "something or other" like it was part of a series or franchise. The "Story" in this seemed to be about a superhero anthropomorphic chipmunk that's kind of like Superman in design and powers. His enemy is this human mad scientist that looked like Dr. Wiley from Mega Man and Dr. Arkeville from the Transformers mixed together. Or, the mad scientist from Robot Chicken.
The plot is the mad scientist has built a robotic double of the hero, Captain Chipmunk, and it either commits crimes to frame him or to just fight him. There isn't any real dialogue in this but I think some small single sentience captions at the bottoms of some pages.
The part about this that really made me like this coloring book was the robot double had fake skin and fur and when it got battle damaged fighting the hero and we get to see what it really looked like it looked a lot like the Terminator but with bucked teeth.
The book's story was broke-up throughout with random coloring pages of other anthropomorphic animal heroes and villains in like comic book style slash pages. These other heroes were another thing I remember loving about this coloring book as a kid. One of them was a trucker/biker Rabbit guy named Jack Knife (or maybe Jacknife?). Another was a crazy cat cat-lady that looked straight out of an episode of SWAT Kats. There was one character in a gasmask with 4 eyes. A few fairly sexualized female characters that were definitely based on like Image Comics artwork by Jim Lee, Rob Liefeld, Todd McFarlane. This was very mid-90s!
I use to have some visual references for this on my Deviant Art account but the admins on there seem to have deleted them as they weren't my "original art" or something so I can't even provide that to this search... I had taken copies of some of the images I liked most from it so I could color them without ruining the book. Any of these copies I made back then are lost now along with my original copy of this book and why I'm here now.
All, Google brings up when I try searching for it is Alvin and the Chipmunks episode...
I think I got it from a dollar store like Dollar General or Family Dollar.

What's a better online payment service besides PayPal? I'm having issues with mine and I'm afraid I might need to abandon it... and I still want to commission and buy shit online!

Breed with one of my characters with art by: NekoTheInsaneCat
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40.....oad-successful

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Thanks to a recent commission I did with  LoneWolflMaster with their "Breed my boy Castiel!"! This will be set up like this one as I'm using the same artist.

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My character(s): https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20packrat/
Character name: PackRat the mutant rat-man.
Kinks yes: Bondage, anal (giving only), oral (giving to females only & receiving), choking, scratching, biting, electrocution, hair pulling, and cos/roleplay.
No-no kinks: Scat, vore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: He can have kids with any gender. Note he isn't the one that gets pregnant.

Character name: Dru-Scylla the giant muscular Monster-Girl. Pony variant.
Kinks yes: Fem-dom, bondage, anal (giving "pegging" & receiving), spanking (giving & receiving), oral (giving & receiving), biting (giving & receiving), hair pulling, hand jobs, multiple partners, and voyeurism.
No-no kinks: Scat, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: She can have kids, only males/futa/herms can be with her, and reproduce.

Character name: My BIG Anthro Blind Kentaurides Archer.
Kinks yes: Pet-play (saddle/horse play), anal (receiving), oral (giving & receiving), muscle play, fisting (giving & receiving), hair pulling, hand jobs, and multiple partners.
No-no kinks: Scat, vore, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: She can have kids, only males/futa/herms can be with her.

Character name: Killpie the Sleiptaur aka Monster Horse-girl!
Kinks yes: Pet-play (saddle/horse play), anal (receiving), spanking/whippings, oral (giving & receiving), fisting (receiving), and hair pulling.
No-no kinks: Scat, vore, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: She can have kids, only males/futa/herms can be with her.

Character name: PR-R63 the female clone of my main OC that is the host for my succubus, Ella Diabla.
Kinks yes: Fem-dom, bondage, latex, anal (giving/pegging), oral (giving & receiving), biting, possession, and mind control.
No-no kinks: Scat, vore, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: She/they can have kids, only males/futa/herms can be with her.

Character name: Dragoness the Half-Dragon/Naga/Lamia.
Kinks yes: Hypnotism, bondage, anal (giving/pegging & receiving), oral (giving & receiving), nipple play, boob jobs, choking, and biting.
No-no kinks: Scat, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: She can have kids with any gender.

Character name: Schaden-Freude my Symboite/Spidersona.
Kinks yes: Bondage (Kinbaku), anal (giving/pegging & receiving), oral (giving & receiving), latex, and biting.
Nono kinks: Scat, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: It can have kids with any gender as it's a herm.

Character name: Asmodeus the Two-headed Anime Demon.
Kinks yes: Hypnotism, bondage, anal (giving & receiving), oral (giving & receiving), nipple play, boob jobs, choking, and embarrassment.
No-no kinks: Scat, vore, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: He can have kids, only females/futa/herms can be with him.

Character name: Caligularybdis/Charlie the trap/femboy Sea-Monster. Also, Dru-Scylla's twin brother.
Kinks yes: Crossdressing, bimbofication, feminization, bondage, latex, anal (giving & receiving), oral (giving & receiving), biting, spanking, hair pulling, hand jobs, multiple partners, ect...
No-no kinks: Scat, gore.
Any other rules i need to follow with them: He can have kids with any gender, but prefers other males.

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Pricing:
price per slot: $45 (+ extras for complicated characters)

what this breedable comes with:
1 fully shaded colored breeding art with a background (male + female only)
1 offspring
(Limited to 4 offspring per breed)


Extras:
1 pregnant art with the male kissing the mother's belly ($20)
offspring +$10
nsfw bit edits on offspring refs +$10 (on ones that aren't the lockwork bases)




For those curious on full prices:
for the full deal with max offspring: $95
for 3 off + preg pic: $85
for 2 + preg: $75
for just one + preg: $60
now if just offspring and no preg: just subtract 20 from all three prices depending on the amount of kids you want :3

1.) RE: YCH! (prison) slots 1, 3 From  Mosa69Vosa
2.) YCH - Roughousing by  kyuune
3.) YCH "Bohemia" by  refegi
4.) YCH BDSM by  ArtsAndAdopts
5.) Commission by  Nastya_Tan

Page: 1
1.)We open on a dockyard in what appears the late 18th century in England. We see the crew loading on supplies and passengers.
2.)Among them is a fairly tall and broad figure wearing a fancy cloak. Their face is completely hidden by a high collar and a wide brimmed hat.
3.)Once aboard the tall entity ask one of the crewmen if his quarters are prepared and if there's any entertainment onboard.
Stranger: "I believe I have a cabin reserved for this voyage? And, that there will be nightly... entertainment!"
4.)The crewman points to the stranger's rented cabin next to the Captain's own cabin. And answers the final question by pointing upward to the upper decks to another crewmate. A young man in his late teens to early 20s, skinny possibly malnourished, and wearing old clothes about 2 sizes too big for his frame.
5.)The tall stranger thanks the crewman and tosses him a gold coin from within his cloak and retreats into his cabin.
Page: 2
1.)Inside the cabin we see the stranger is PackRat wearing an 18th century version of his normal uniform. Inside the room is a bunk with all the proper beddings, 2 locked trunks/wardrobe-like chest, an end table/nightstand with a single unlit candle, a writing desk against a wall below a single port window that looks out over the sea, a hook in the middle of the ceiling with an unlit oil lantern hanging from it, on the wall opposite to the porthole window is an old oval shaped mirror with a shaving setup mounted bellow it, and finally a single large rum barrel with a bowl with citrus fruits in it.
2.)PR goes to his bunk where his trunks of belongings were left stacked. Opening one its full of weapons from all over the world. This is to show that PR is on a mercenary mission most likely for hire by some royalty during a war.
Page: 3
1.)Later that night after eating his dinner (served through a small slot in the door to his cabin) PR is ready for his bit of entertainment he was promised on this trip.
2.)He puts on his less ornate robes (a kilt, silk gloves, a fabric version of his mask, simple sandles for his feet) and an amulet that caste a glamour spell over him to help hide his strange appearance from the normies of the crew. We the audience can see his true form, but the other characters in the crew will only be able to see him as a large burly man in period piece clothing.
3.)It's dark out on deck as all the crew are in their bunks below deck and only the man in the crow's-nest and the man at the wheel. But, there's a small light from a lantern shinning behind an area boxed off by crates and rum barrels tied down to the deck and railings.
4.)PR in his simple disguise approaches the area and peers over the makeshift barrier.
Page: 4
1.)What he sees is the young crewman that the other one had pointed out earlier giving 2 other crewmen hand jobs and a 3rd a blowjob.
2.)PR ducks back down, clears his throat, and speaks.
PR: "Once you gentlemen are done, I would like to have the company of our little entertainer for the rest of the night in my quarters!"
3.)He turns to head back to his cabin when he hears a voice come over the barrier.
Cabin Boy: "I'll be there in a bit!"
4.)PR returns a peek over the barrier to see the young crewman taking 3 loads from the 3 other men into his mouth.
Page: 5
1.)We see the young man spitting out the semen over the railing, while holding his hand out, as the men are pulling up their trousers, and tossing him a few small denomination coins into his outstretched hand.
2.)The men climb out from behind the barrier and head below decks to go to bed as the young man comes out and approaches PR.
3.)He speaks to PR as they walk back to his cabin.
Cabin Boy: "My services are a couple coppers for me to use one hand, double that for both, a single silver for my mouth, and for everything it'll be 2 silvers, sir! Anything more I doubt you can afford it!"
PR: "Don't worry about that. I'm going to pay you well for your... services!"
4)They enter the cabin and the door slams shut. (This is from the outside)
Page: 6
1.)Inside the cabin PR slams the door and locks it.
PR: "I'm sorry, but I can't afford any... disturbances! I greatly value my privacy!"
2.)He turns around to see the young man standing next to PR's bunk.
PR: "So, how do you feel about become my personal... bedwarmer? For the rest of this journey at least?"
Cabin Boy: "Oh, I do not know, sir. I only do this for extra money for my family back home, protection in case of pirate attack and the other crewmembers who'd harm me otherwise, and extra rations when things get really tough... and, I'm afraid a single customer I'd be doing a disservice to myself. I don't think you can afford my sole services..."
3.)PR opens his 2nd trunk and inside it is 100's of gold coins, jewelry, gems, silverware, fine silks, bits of fancy clothing, wheels of cheese, and bottles of fine wines.
PR: "I believe I can pay for your time and company!"
Cabin Boy: "But... but... but, the rest of the crew? They need me and my services! They'll go crazy without me! And, if they knew about all this, they'd kill us both and take all this treasure!"
PR: "Oh, don't worry about that... I can handle them and the Captain knows me and my abilities! I'm sure he can smooth things over with the crew!"
4.)PR slams the trunk shut, grabs the young man, lifts him up by his waist, and tosses him on the bunk.
PR: "I normally prefer the company of a woman, but these maritime superstitions are so..." He trails off.
5.)The man lying on the bed looks up at PR and ask:
Cabin Boy: "What are you going to do to me, sir?"
PR: "Only the best I can!"
Page: 7
1.)PR rolls the Cabin Boy over on the bed and onto his belly.
Cabin Boy: "Wait! I've not done this before, sir!"
2.)PR pulls down the Cabin Boy's trouser and starts rubbing his buttock.
PR: "I would say I will be... gentle... But it has been a long time! A couple days now since I had company in bed! You see this mission I'm on wouldn't allow me to bring any of my companions along with me and I get so... lonely!"
3.)PR takes one hand and grabs his dinner plate from his bunk's end table.
4.)PR: "Also, I prefer if you are fully aware of what you will be in for on a near nightly basis!"
Page: 8
1.)Taking his hand away from the Cabin Boy's buttocks he wipes some grease off the plate and onto his index and middle fingers.
PR: "I can promise you this though... You will not go hungry, your family back home will be provided for, and you will remain safe as my companion!"
2.)The Cabin Boy looks over his shoulder blushing and nods.
Cabin Boy: "I'll do it, sir!"
3.)PR sticking his fingers into the Cabin Boy's anus.
PR: "Good! GOOD!"
Page: 9
1.)The Cabin Boy bites down onto PR's bunk's pillow and lets out a wining whimper.
PR: "Relax, my boy! Or, this will be very painful!"
2.)PR pulls his fingers out and lifts up the Cabin Boy by his waist.
Cabin Boy: "What are you doing now, sir?"
3.)R walks them over to the rum barrel in the corner of the room and pushes the fruit bowl off it to the floor with his tail.
PR: "The bed isn't the right place for this! Also, I got a bum knee so I need a standing position!"
Page: 10
1.)PR drops the Cabin Boy over the top of the barrel like an old sack of potatoes.
Cabin Boy: "Oof... How? How did you move that bowl without touching it?"
PR: "Do not ask too many questions, my boy! It's not important and will only scare you more!"
2.)PR positions himself behind the splayed Cabin Boy and uses his tail to pull down his kilt to free himslef.
PR: "Now, relax and try not to scream... it hurts my ears!"
3.)PR presses his already hardened member up to the young man's rear.
Cabin Boy: "Ohhh..."
Page: 11
1.)PR pushes hard and he only gets about an inch or 2 inside.
Cabin Boy: "It feels weird!"
PR: "It's only the beginning!"
2.)PR pushes more and is about half way in now.
Cabin Boy: "IT HURTS!"
PR: "It is to be expected! You're still a virgin in this area! I'll just speed this part up!"
3.)PR pulls back a little bit. There's a little staining of blood on his shaft but nothing major.
PR: " Hold your breath and do not scream I repeat!"
Page: 12
1.)PR slams himself all the way into the Cabin Boy so hard he is lifted off the barrel from the sudden gut bulge. The Cabin Boy lets out the deep breath he'd taken with no sound but a ragged hiss.
2.)PR quickly grabs a piece of fruit from the spilled bowl on the floor with his tail and sticks it into the young man's open mouth.
PR: "That was close! You are quite tight back here!"
Page: 13
1)PR starts slowly thrusting in and out. The Cabin Boy lets out squeals like an animal while clenches at his abdomen with his hands.
2.)PR picks up speed and force. We see the gut bulge of popping the buttons on the Cabin Boy's shirt.
3.)PR is now pulling almost half way out before slamming back in again with each thrust. A single thin red streak is rolling down the young man's inner thigh.
4.)Close up of the Cabin Boy's face as tears run from his eyes and they start to glaze over. He isn't squealing anymore but starting to moan and grunt now.
5.)PR uses his tail to start rubbing the man's own now hardening member.
PR: "Starting to except it now? Good!"
[u]Page: 14[/u]
1.)PR grips the young man's member and squeezes it while slamming into him harder and harder.
2)PR's strange penis's base is starting to swell making it harder to push it in and out.
PR: "OH! IT'S COMING! BRACE YOUESELF!"
3.)PR's bulbus glandis pops in and out
4.)He forces it in one last time before stopping all thrusting with the full length of his phallus buried inside the Cabin Boy.
5.)We cut to an X-ray showing the inside of the Cabin Boy's colon as PR ejaculates, his penile bards pop out, and sting the walls ling the intestine.
Page: 15
1.)Close up of the Cabin Boy's face as his eyes rollback, tears and drool streaming down his face.
2.)Shot from between their legs showing a single globule of white fluid is sliding down the barrel trail from the penis of the young man.
3.)The Cabin Boy collapses cross the barrel limply. His gut now even more bloated and bulging than before.
Page: 16
1.)PR stands there, no longer holding onto the man's hips, his hands on the back of his own head.
PR: "That was a great! Once the swelling goes down, I'll be ready to go again! You should be feeling really good by now! I'm told I have an effect akin to the best Opium or the strongest of alcohols!"
2.)PR still standing there starts to get impatient. He starts to try pulling out.
"Ok, let go already!"
3.)He tugs harder and we see the man's anus stretching and straining as the bulbus glandis works its way out. The Cabin Boy starts to murmur again.
Page: 17
1.)The swollen mass pops free and the high pressure built up inside the man's bowels releases streams of semen speckled with blood. The young man releases a muffled shriek.
PR: "Oh my that was quite a mess!"
2.)PR completely pulls out and we see the results of his premature removal from the young man before his knot and barbs could retract. It's red, bruised, and starting to swell. The hole is so stretch out you can see several inches inside of it. Semen is still leaking out of it in thick streams down both legs and the side of the barrel.
PR: "Damn, I'm afraid I've might've ruined you already?"
Page: 18
1.)PR is bent down looking at his handiwork. The Cabin Boy lifts up his head and looks over his shoulder and spits out the piece of fruit stuffed in his mouth and says.
Cabin Boy: "Please, sir... do it again!"
2.)PR standing back upright with a shocked look in his eyes.
PR: "You are an incredible specimen!"
3.)PR returns to his position behind the young man and taking hold of him again by his waist.
PR: "This trip is going to be so much fun with you, my boy!"
Page: 19
1.)We cut to the next morning with PR awake still setting on his bunk smoking a pipe. While the Cabin Boy, soaked in sweat, is lying asleep in a puddle of semen on the floor next to the rum barrel.
PR: "I feel like having eggs and bacon for breakfast! I will order you something as well...
2.)Cut to a close up of the Cabin Boy's semen coated and bloodied anus.
PR: "...you're going to need your strength for tonight!"
3.)We see PR getting up from his bunk and looks at his handiwork.
PR: "You are going to need to clean this mess up!"
4.)Pulling the Cabin Boy's cloths off and throwing them out the port widow.
PR: "But, first we need to get you some new clothes!"
Page: 20
1.)From here on each panel is a different time or day. And, with each time skip we notice small changes with the Cabin Boy's appearance. He's looking healthier and more effeminate. This one is the Cabin Boy painfully on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor in his cabin while now wearing only a maid's bonnet, apron, and stockings. While PR is setting at the desk staring at the young man's ass.
2.)Day 3. Now, we see a time later they're both changed into different clothes. The two of them together on the bow's deck looking out over the sea or that's what it'd look like from behind, but PR has the Cabin Boy pulled in front of him and has his hand down inside the Cabin Boy's trousers and is fingering him till he ejaculates himself. Might use an X-ray do show this internally.
3.)Day 6. We just to nighttime and the two are back in the cabin. The Cabin Boy's upper boy is sticking out of the port window, his legs are resting bend under him on the writing desk with his rump hanging off of it, and PR is railing him from behind.
4.)Day 15. Now, they're on the stern of the ship. PR has the Cabin Boy leaning backwards over the railing, is half way inside him, and giving him a gentle 2 finger handy.
Page: 21
1.)Day 21. They're in the crow's nest. PR is setting with his legs dangling and the Cabin Boy is facing him, and riding him and using the railing of the crow's next to hang on.
2.)Day 25. The Cabin Boy has noticed he's growing breast and that his nipples are starting to leak a bit of fluid while washing off after another night of breeding. His lips are filling out as well. Any body hair he might've had before is starting to fall out.
3.)Day 28. They're in the cabin again. PR's removed the oil lantern from the hook in the ceiling and has the Cabin Boy tied up nude hanging from it now. The young man's legs are tied bent up to his chest with his arms tied behind his back. PR is standing behind him ready to penetrate and is holding s candle poring melted wax onto the young man's back and buttocks.
Page: 22
1.)Day 30.(early morning) PR and the Cabin Boy are just doing doggy style sex in his cabin when they're interrupted by pirates attacking the ship.
2)Day 30.(afternoon) PR has allowed himself to be captured and is tie-up along with the Captain, his officers, and the surviving crewmen to the mass. They're all horrified and forced to watch as the pirates are looting the ship. PR's annoyed watching as the Cabin Boy is being gangbanged by the pirates,
3.)Day 30.(evening) Before leaving the ship one of the pirates notices the amulet around PR's neck and tries to take it.
4.)Day 30.(night) PR's killed the pirates and reclaimed all the goods taken and even take what was on the pirate's ship.
5.)Day 31. The crew are all celebrating. PR is helping the Cabin Boy bath in a wooden barrel, but through an X-ray section we see PR is also screwing him through a knothole in the side of the barrel.
Page: 23
1.)Day 35. PR is walking away from his handiwork. The Cabin Boy is left worn-out bent over a rum barrel and a single flower stuck in his ass.
2.)Day 37. The Cabin Boy is on his knees, mouth open in front of PR sitting in his chair in his cabin waiting for PR to finish.
3.)Day 40. The Cabin Boy has noticed his hips are too wide and his ass too thick to fit into his pants and he's got to wrap his chest as he's about a B-cup now.
4.)Day 42. PR's setting in his desk chair and has the Cabin Boy bent over his lap and is sodomizing him with a golden scepter.
5.)Day 44. PR is lying in his bunk as the Cabin Boy is riding him cowgirl style and PR is massaging the young man's chest and milk is leaking from them.
Page: 24
1.)Day 47. The ship is a day's journey from reaching shore and PR and the Cabin Boy are celebrating by doing it on the ship's figurehead. They're doing it doggie style and PR's trying to give the young man a reach around but his penis and testicles are shrunken and atrophied now.
PR: "Sorry, about that! I guess breeding you like a woman has convinced your body that you are one!"
Cabin Boy: "Just keep going I'm almost there, sir!"
2.)The ship is docking and PR is in his cabin changing out his leisure clothes into his public traveling cape and hat. The Cabin Boy is in there with him and is trying to fit into his normal clothes but they no longer fit thanks to the changes to his body. He can no longer button up his shirts or pull his trousers up past his hips.
PR: "Having trouble with that, now are you? I think I might have something you can wear now!"
3.)The final panel we see PR back in his fancy cape and hat holding the door to a carriage open as a team of crewmen are loading up his 2 trunks onto the back of the carriage, and the Cabin Boy is about to get into the carriage dressed as a woman now.
THE END...

Ever wonder what people think about your fursona
To play, I want you to rate my sona and in turn you must leave your own sona/OC for me to rate
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36040771/
I'll post a few images of my chosen OC for you to rate and then in turn you leave a few images for me to rate :) Don't want me to give my honest opinion on your OC? Don't rate my OC Simple as that ^-^

RULES:

1. Give rating out of 10
2. Give brief explanation as to why you gave the rating you did
3. If you don't like a character, give constructive criticism, not just "ew its gross i hate it". Maybe give design suggestions on how you would improve the original design.
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In The Beginning!
The Monomyth, or the Hero's Journey; My Story Idea.

ACT 1 Departure:
Miraculous conception and birth

During WW2 on August 6 or August 9, 1945 in Stronsay island in Orkney, Scotland in a secret Royal Air Force bunker base an experiment is being preformed by scientist and occultist (Aleister Crowley) mixing science with alchemy to create an artificial super-soldier. The project is considered a failure as the subject mysteriously disappeared without a trace. (A modern homunculus made by mixing DNA from different historical and mythical figures from around the world. When they break the mold open after it's struck by lightening it's empty.)

Initiation of the hero-child

The infant creature awakens on the same island millennia earlier in the past during the Bronze Age. Where he is found and raised by a tribe of Vikings. (maybe Celts)

The Call to Adventure
The hero begins in a situation of normality from which some information is received that acts as a call to head off into the unknown.

In my first few chapters I want to introduce the world where many things have happened to change Earth from what we know into something that is more akin to Mad Max meets Vampire Hunter D. From a 2nd American Civil War, 3rd world war, an alien invasion, the return of magic, and a viral outbreak resulting in a world full of super-soldiers, alien refugees, fairy-folk, mutants, monsters, zombies, and an evil mysterious dictator trying to take of the planet (of course).

In my first few chapters I want to also introduce Pack-Rat (1st main protagonist), his crew, and his newest recruit (2nd protagonist). PR though him on a bounty hunt in the wastelands looking for an escaping industrial spy in West-Texas. He finds the man captured by a band of zombified cannibals that use a hotel/cat-house (modeled on the Bate's Motel) as a front to catch prey. He ends up rescuing him from being tortured and eaten by killing some of the zombies and realizing he and the head of the zombies are old acquaintances of his. He leaves for a Dallas bounty office with his prey.
His crew are introduced through his return after his hunt in the walled off cityscape where he's headquarter in East-Texas. They own and run a club where their new recruit (a regular human in his late teens to early 20's) is acting as a bouncer. The place is managed by PR's oldest friend (Bradley O'Brien the Goblin), with his lover(s) (Angelik the Angel Catgirl, Ella Dibla aka PR-R63 the Succubus possessed clone of Pack-Rat, Cheshire the enslaved Incubus) work as hostesses, waiters, and exotic entertainers, PR's noble mount (Killpie the Sleiptaur a hybrid of different horse monsters) works in the kitchen, and her son (a half Sleiptaur, half Griffon mix aka a sort of Hippogryph) works the bar.

Also, I'd like to introduce early our main antagonist the Dictator (I had a name but I'm thinking of something else) of this fortified nation (not sure where yet) that is trying to take over the world (of Course). It's a mystery what the Dictator is but it's clearly not a human (also not even sure of its sex) as it's really tall (7-9ft) and wears a heavy suit of full-body armor and uses super advanced science and mystic arts to control its underlings. (Think Dr. Doom mixed with the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k. The countries and fortress works a lot like Fritz Lang's Metropolis with the Dictator and its council and "family" living on the top with slaves keeping everything running below ground in the Hallowed Earth.)
We learn that the man that PR was after in the 1st chapter worked for the Dictator and its upset over this and has used its networks of spies to get the man's remains brought back to its stronghold to be turned into a cyborg to gather information he wanted. This is where the Dictator 1st learns of PR's existence.

Refusal of the Call
Often when the call is given, the future hero first refuses to heed it. This may be from a sense of duty or obligation, fear, insecurity, a sense of inadequacy, or any of a range of reasons that work to hold the person in his current circumstances.

In the same chapter(s) that PR's crew and the new recruit are introduced we meet a new person in town that is making everyone nervous (as they don't get a lot of visitors that are completely unknowns and never all alone). The Stranger is at PR's club waiting on him to when he returns and they reveal that they work for [insert organization name here] and they want PR to join them. He refuses at 1st and even attacks the stranger who is revealed to be a super-soldier that is near-equal to PR in strength, speed, and endurance, but has invulnerability and is better disciplined. He defeats PR barely and tells him if he wants to get better he needs to come with him to the [insert organization name here].
The new Recruit wants to go with the stranger but is convinced not that he won't get to go because of how PR reacted to the stranger and the fact he'd have to leave his family behind.

The Dictator considers sending a team to go after PR as it wants to meet this creature/person as he's someone its been looking for for centuries, but he learns that the world government's security organization has already aware of him and is actively trying to recruit him.

Withdrawal from family or community for meditation and preparation/Meeting the Mentor
Once the hero has committed to the quest, consciously or unconsciously, his guide and magical helper appears or becomes known. More often than not, this supernatural mentor will present the hero with one or more talismans or artifacts that will aid him later in his quest. Meeting the person that can help them in their journey.

PR excepts the offer to join [insert organization name here] but only after Angelik convinces him it's a great opportunity for him, but he adds the stipulation that all of his crew members along with their families and a few others come with him, and for those that don't come [insert organization name here] must send down a team to patrol and protect the cityscape.
PR and crew (now joined by the Zodiac Sisters, Cancer and Scorpia, 2 cyborgs, and bounty hunters that PR has a history with) are brought to [insert organization name here] headquarters (which is a massive flying fortress) and brought before their leaders (The Council of [insert organization name here]). The Council is made up of Super-beings from around the world (acting as a parody of super-teams like Justice League [International] and Avengers) consisting of a mixture of heroes from the different species/races.
Childhoodsend/Overlord[The Brick/The Patriot] - a demonic appearing super-being from another planet and the last of his species. Alien/human 2 (NA/US) rep. (A Superman parody mixed with elements of Hellboy with a little bit of Thor and Captain America combined. A lot of Nightcrawler in there as well.)
Amazoid[The Brick 2/The Martial Artist 3] - the strong female warrior from a female dominate society. Female/alien 2(AU/Native) rep. (A Wonder Woman and Captain [Ms.] Marvel parody.)
The Fur[The Gadgeteer/The Martial Artist 2] - an animal themed highly trained and wealthy human that wears a super-suit. Human/science 2 (Euro/GB) rep. (A parody of characters like Iron Man, Batman, Black Panther, ect.)
Mer'Maui[The Metamorph/The Mystic] - the residential demigod and king of the ocean(s). Alien 3/Fairy 2 (Oceans/PI) rep. (Parody of god or demigod based heroes like Thor, Hercules, and Wonder Woman, aquatic heroes like Namor and Aquaman, and kings of their own nation heroes like Black Panther and again Namor.)
Horse Power[The Speedster/The Mystic] - a male centaur (hybrid) that is a sorcerer/shaman. Magic/Fairy (NA/Native) rep. (A combination parody of speedster heroes like Flash and Quick Silver with Magical Native Americans like Apache Chief and Warpath.)
The Black Belt[The Energy Projector/The Martial Artist] - residential space cop with a semi-magical science-based artifact. Female 2/human 3 (Asia/JP) rep. (Combination of human member of an alien peace keeping force given an all-powerful artifact like Green Lanterns and Novas, mixed with highly trained martial artist like Iron Fist, Karate Kid, Bronze Tiger, Shang-Chi, ect. With a bit of Power Rangers thrown in.)
God of DNA[The Mentalist/The Metamorph 2] - super genius and shape-shiftier. Super-soldiers/science (Africa/ZA) rep. (A parody of characters like Mr. Fantastic, the Atom, or Ant Man.)
Semper Seraphi[The Weaponmaster/The Knight In Shining Armor 2] - an angelic being with 6 wings and uses Medieval weaponry. Magic 2/Fairy 2 (Euro/FR) rep. (A parody of winged heroes like Hawkman and Angel. Also, Angelik's biological father.)
Orichalcum Man[The Knight In Shining Armor/The Gadgeteer 2] - an android with self aware artificial intelligence. Machines/science 2 (SA/BR) rep. (A parody of robotic heroes like Red Tornado, Vision, Machine Man, the Metal Men, and to a degree human/machine hybrid characters like Iron Man, Steel, and Cyborg.)
Te Deum ex Machina[The Energy Projector2/The Metamorph 3] - a modern Frankenstein's monster. Super-soldier 2/Fairy 3 (Arctic/RU) rep. (A parody of Sci-Fi and Fantasy hybrid characters like Frankenstein and Metamorpho.)
Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai[The Martial Artist 4/The Weaponmaster 2] - a half human, half dragon that hunts and kills dragons and other dangerous magical monsters. Human 4/Fairy 4 (Asia/CN) rep. (Parody of mixed breed characters that hunt full bloods of their kind like Blade, Vampire Hunter D, InuYasha, and alliteration named dragon characters like Fin Fang Foom.)
The Red Rebel[The Patriot 2/The Metamorph 4] - the hothead of the team, jingoistic, first generation super-soldier, and the soldier out of time. Super-soldier 3/human 5 (NA/CSA) rep. (A jingoistic parody of an ultra-macho red-blooded American male like Guy Gardener, Red Hulk, and Judge Dredd.)
The Assassin Spider[The Brick 3/The Mentalist 2] - Arachnid themed (former Golden Age) superhero. Super-soldier 4/human 6 (Asia/ISR) rep. (A visual parody of spider and insect themed heroes like Spider-Man, Ant Man, Wasp, Ambush Bug, and Tarantula, but having more in common with pulp and golden age heroes like Dick Tracy, The Spider, Black Bat, The Spirit, Doc Savage, The Shadow, and The Phantom.)
All of them act as mentors towards PR and his crew with him acting more like a mentor toward his new recruit.
They want PR working for/with them to stop the dictator that has been slowly trying to take over the world for the past several 100's of years. Recent evidence has been found that the dictator might have a connection to PR that they can exploit. (They share a similar power set and give off the same energy signature.)

The Dictator sends teams of spies to infiltrate the [insert organization name here] and gather information on PR. (Maybe its already got some spies and infiltrators in the organization, but now they're doing a more active efforts to take down their enemies.) I do want to introduce some of the Dictator's own council of super-soldiers that make up its presidential cabinet. (Also, I'm wanting to introduce what the Dictator's secret plans for the world. It's having a series of tunnels and excoriations deep in the underground into the Hallowed earth and trying to reunite the world's continents back into supercontinent of Pangaea or Pangea.)
The Pleiades - a Nordic appearing super-being from another planet and the last of his species. (A Superman parody mixed with elements of Thor combined. Meant to be more of a combination of Bizarro and Lex Luther. )
Mars needs Women - the strong female warrior from a female dominate society. (A Super Woman and Moonstone, Meteorite, and Dark Ms. Marvel parody. Mostly a parody of Wonder Woman villainesses like Cheetah, Silver Swan, ect.)
Scales - an animal themed highly trained super-soldier. (A parody of characters like King Hiss, Serpentor, King Cobra, Cobra Commander, Copperhead, King Snake, ect.)
Big Mamma - the residential giant monster and evil queen of the ocean(s). (Parody of giant sea monster based villains like Godzilla, Leviathan, Cthulhu, Kraken, Zigra, or Gorgo, and a crime boss of their own gangs like Ra's Al Ghul or Magneto. Mostly a parody of aquatic villains like Black Manta, King Shark, Ocean Master, and Namor.)
Windigo (also Wetiko) - evil trickster and demigod. (A combination parody of speedster villains like Reverse-Flash/Zoom and Quick Silver with Magical Native Americans influences. A lot of elements of characters like Loki, Bill Cipher, Mister Mxyzptlk, the Joker, Puck, Coyote, and the Mask.)
Mind over Matter - residential space criminal with a semi-magical science-based powers. (Combination of members of an alien with large brains and mental powers like Sinestro and Hector Hammond, mixed with The Ultra Humanite, the Leader, and MODOK.)
Vlad DCLXVI Dracula or Dracul Khan - the king/queen of vampires. Won't be introduced properly here but later on. (An obvious parody of Dracula/Carmilla/Bathory, Cassidy from Preacher, Count Magnus Lee, and Sauron from X-Men. A descendant of the original vampire king. vurdalak)
Dominik Ashmedai- an demonic being with wings and uses Medieval weaponry. Might not introduce here but much later. (A parody of demonic villains like Mephisto, Darkseid, Surtur, Blackheart, Doomsday, Dormammu, and Trigon. Along with winged villains like Bleez, Deathbird, Prince Vultan, and Death.)
Computronium - an evil android with self aware artificial intelligence. (A parody of AI villains like Ultron, Megatron, Skynet, Brother Eye, and to a degree the Borg. The original leader of a machine rebellion and the ancestor of Orichalcum Man.)
Cy-Gorgon - a cyborg version of the Greek monster. (A parody of Marvel's Hercules/Thor and DC's Wonder Woman villains like Delphyne, Griffin, Tanya "Black Mamba" Sealy, and Destroyer. Backstory-wise and visually similar to Coldstone from Disney's Gargoyles. Lover to Scales, so some elements of Harley Quinn.)
Meister Stoor Wyvern The Tarasque or Dilong (地龍; dìlóng; ti-lung; 'earth dragon')- a dragon lord that rules over dragons, other dangerous magical monsters, and controller of rivers and seas. (Parody of powerful dragon characters like Fin Fang Foom, Jormungand, Smaug, King Ghidorah, Fafnir, Tiamat, ect. Is Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai's older half-brother.)
Colonel Custer's Revenge - a supervillain that lived in 1800s as a Cavalryman and later entered the Battle of the Little Bighorn and was killed. Revived as a ghost, he became not just the Arch-Enemy of PR, but also a supervillain to stand against every superhero out there. (A parody of Gentleman Ghost, Rasputin from Hellboy, Marvel's Vengeance and Ghost.)
The Green Golem - ancient stone monster filled with angry souls. (A visual parody of stone/clay-based creatures like the Ting, Korg, or Rockbiter. Based more around DC's Legion in that it is a powerful body possessed by multiple spirits and souls.)
Crossing the First Threshold
This is the point where the hero actually crosses into the field of adventure, leaving the known limits of his world and venturing into an unknown and dangerous realm where the rules and limits are unknown.

After PR and crew are brought to [insert organization name here] headquarters and brought before The Council they are put though a series of test. We learn some secrets (the new recruit's ancestry) and facts about our leads (PR is confirmed to be an escaped experiment and early super-soldier from around WWII) and get hints to some future reveals (Angelik's secret).
They're poked and prodded (an ambush attack to test their fighting skills that they barely pass) at 1st before being sent through basic training to become proper supers-soldiers.
They're also taken on a full tour of the fortress including the on-board super maximum security prison full of power super-villains.

The Dictator goes into sarcophagus to meditate while its underlings carry out the master plans.

Belly of the Whale
The belly of the whale represents the final separation from the hero's known world and self. By entering this stage, the person shows willingness to undergo a metamorphosis. When first entering the stage the hero may encounter a minor danger or set back.

We get their 1st day of training and their introduction to some other side characters. Basically sidekick and lesser superhero parodies.
A drill Sargent that is a stereotypical always angry and yelling.
Several avian-themed sidekicks of the Fur. (Robin parodies.)
Even more Spider and insect-themed costumed heroes and mutants. (Spider-Man Family, Ant-Man and Wasp Family, Bumble Bee, Blue Beetles, the Tick, ect parodies.)
Teams made up of families with vastly different powers. (Fantastic Four, the Incredibles, ect. parody.)
Teams of different mythical creatures with specialties and skills. (Dungeon and Dragons, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, ect parodies.)
Aliens of all shapes and sizes. (Men in Black, Star Wars, and Star Trek parodies.)
The Dictator awakes and after not receiving any updates on the [insert organization name here] and PR yet goes down into the Hollowed Earth underworld (homeland of the Fairy Folks) to check in on the workers carrying out his continental sabotage plans and to gather more creature's into his services.
I might make it here where the Dictator gains some of the members of his cabinet. Like here's where the Vampires joins the Dictator's team. It wakens the current vampire leader by feeding it some human sacrifices. (There's a scene I'd like to do of a vampire with a still dried out mummified insides uses a torture device to drain blood from a victim and drink it to re-hydrate its innards.) It has them begin digging new tunnel network to; find artifacts (possible lost weapons from the past), other forgotten races to convert to their cause (more hidden away underground pockets of civilizations still hiding away), and to take out enemy outpost (because of the spy networks the Dictator knows where some are set up to gain intelligence on its operations. Why most of his operations occur in the underground).

ACT 2 Initiation:
The Road of Trials/Trial and quest
The road of trials is a series of tests that the hero must undergo to begin the transformation. Often the hero fails one or more of these tests, which often occur in threes. Eventually the hero will overcome these trials and move on to the next step.

PR and friends after sometime are given a team of other trainees on a mission. The trainees are a combination of lower classed supers, level-1 adventurers, some experienced sidekicks, and mostly some reformed or on parole prisoners.
They're sent to investigate a settlement in the upper part of the Arctic (I don't want it to be in Alaska, but maybe Russia, Greenland, or maybe Canada) that has gone dark and was preforming an important experiment for the [insert organization name here]. (Part of a spy network on the Dictator.)
They find the settlement abandoned with no signs of life. (Sort of a reference/parody of The Thing. Some buildings are burned and all the vehicles are destroyed. There's even a giant hole in the ground just outside of the township.)
They investigate all the buildings with Angelik and her team discovering a single surviving little girl hiding in the walls of the compound. (A sort of Newt parody.)
They all meet up later that evening to set up a based camp in the middle of the settlement. They try to gently interrogate the child, but learn nothing outside that there were monsters.
Later that they're attacked by a sniper with only a couple characters getting hurt before PR kills the sniper, but not before the sniper says the little girl is a monster. The team medic does an autopsy and finds the sniper to been perfectly fine and normal. The 2 injured team members are placed in the medic tents with the girl that night and the next day they're all missing.
They send out search parties again with PR and a handful of trainees check out the hole. They find it is a perfectly round, 680 foot wide diameter, smooth and is 5,280 feet strait down.
When they return from exploring the hole they find that a 3rd of their members are now gone including Cancer, Bradley, and Cheshire, but the new recruit has captured another survivor. This one is an adult man but is acts completely feral and is covered in dried blood. They determined he's a ghoul or a person bitten by vampire but not properly turned.
They radio for backup from the [insert organization name here] but it'll be 12 hours before they can get to them as there's a severe snow storm. So, they set up a new base camp inside one of the buildings with around the clock guards.
They're soon besieged by the former residents and most of their missing team-mates now all turned into different types of vampires. The ones that were not turned are being used as living shields by the others.
There's a fire fight with little effect. PR and his old crew manage to get their friends and the turned ones, restraining them, before the building starts to get over run. PR in a last ditch effort uses a fail-safe device PR was given before the mission... a miniature thermal nuclear bomb. He uses his own teleportation ability to send everyone else out of range before detonating it.

After the loss of the vampire army and underworld enforcers the Dictator is enraged, but is pacified quickly when its scientist and alchemist reveal they've saved a sample of all the different vampire viruses/curses and can rebuild. The Dictator orders them to start testing, but not to begin mass production until further notice. It has another one of its cabinet members take over enforcing the tunneling system.

The Meeting with the Goddess/Death
This is where the hero gains items given to him that will help him in the future.

PR awakens in a spirit world in a realm of the gods where is talks with many deities from different mythologies and religions. He finally meets and has a conversation with a goddess (Anput, wife of Anubis) in combination of Hades/Tartarus, Naraka, Niflheim/Hel, Limbo/Purgatory, Valhalla, Heaven, ect mixed with fantasy lands like Oz, Wonderland, and Neverland. (In a parody of Dante's Inferno and classic fantasy tales like the Wizard of Oz, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Peter Pan.) As the afterlife bases itself on the soul's presentations of what they think it should be. (I'm not sure how yet but I want what PR's going through to mirror the stories that are being told by his comrades in the real world.)

In the real-world the new recruit and PR's crew (except for those that had been bitten) are all gather around PR's corpse after it was retrieved from the explosion site and is being loaded into a rejuvenation tank. They're aboard a transport ship back to the [insert organization name here] headquarters when some of the Council members fly out to meet them and get answers for what happened. The new recruit has to talk with the Amazoid whom has a mentor moment with him.
PR is told of Angelik's secret (but not what it actually is) and the new recruit is given an artifact that will grant him superhuman abilities for temporary amount of time.
While PR is regenerating in the medical bay, each of the un-bitten team members talk with one another, and discuss their stories and how they met PR. The ones that were bitten are being treated for the different strains of the vampire viruses they've contracted. Most of them can be cured and others can be given treatments that return their facilities and they join in the back story dumping.

We learn Angelik's backstory with her father. (She was a daughter he had with one of his servants, a Japanese catgirl, and wound up raising her after her mother died when she was still very young. He raised her like a princess, spoiling her, keeping her guarded, and sheltered. So, when she's the equivalent of being 18 she and a handful of her friends runoff on a trip to South America. There she and her friends are tricked into going to a party where they're drugged and kidnapped by human traffickers. They're kept captive, tortured, raped, and some die. It takes her father, Semper Seraphi, a few years to track them down and hires PR to retrieve her and the ones responsible for kidnapping her. He finds and rescues her, kills and captures a lot of her kidnappers, and returns with them all to her father. Where he'd torture her torturer for their amusement. Later she'd runaway again but this time to fallow PR.)

We learn Bradley's history with PR. (They're the oldest friends as they met 10,000's of years ago when PR was his equivalent of a teen himself. PR was already working as a sale-sword and Bradley was just a goblin blacksmith and cobbler. Bradley was being hassled by a criminal gang for protection money and he had gambling debts. Bradley is tortured and mutilated by having his feet cut off, so ends up using the gold he gathered to instead hire PR to get revenge for him. PR kills the gang's entire leadership, so Bradley and him end up taking it over, and start their first guild. Later when PR was 1st started collecting mystical weapons Bradley would accidentally gain a form of immortality from ingesting a Philosopher Stone.)

Ella Diabla's origins. (She was a fallen angel that was turned into a succubus in Hell. She managed to escape to Earth where she remained for 1,000's of years feeding on men's life-forces. Until one day she latched onto PR while he was on a mission and because of his regenerating life-force he became her permanent host. They became friendly after awhile and he used an alchemist's spell and created her her own physical body similar to his own. She'd later summoned her male counterpart the incubus Cheshire giving him a physical body as well.)

Killpie's creation. (PR at some point decided he needed a steed to ride into battle that was stronger, faster, smarter, and more adaptable than any regular horse or beast of burden. So, he hired some gene artificers to breed him the perfect steed. It took several years and generations of trial and error crossbreeding and cloning genes of different magical equine creatures to produce a prototype of the Sleiptaur. It escaped after only a few days of life and PR was forced to go after it. This is where a bulk of the story will go as it fallows a random human schmuck that almost hits the prototype Sleiptaur while driving to their home late one night. He finds the small creature injured in a ditch on the side of the road and takes it home with him. He nurses it back to health and raises it over the course of a year as it rapidly grows. It metamorphose once it reaches puberty and becomes a full Sleiptaur. Gaining its partial beautiful humanoid appearance she starts to become sexually attached to the human host. The guy resisted at 1st but breaks down after awhile in a slow decent into madness and sleeps with the creature. Afterwards he becomes ill and much slowly than the creature itself begins to go through a similar metamorphosis. He quits his job and flees to a cabin in the woods with the creature in tow. PR barely misses them in his search for the escaped creature, but figures out what happened when he tracts the creature's scent to the man's home, and interviewing his neighbors and coworkers. By the time PR finds where they escaped to it's been almost another whole year. The man has almost completely metamorphosed into a Sleiptaur himself and has fathered a couple calves with the escaped female who is pregnant again. PR decides to make a deal with them that he'll let them go, but they have to go into hiding as fairy folk hadn't come out publicly yet, and 1 of them had to come with him as he had to show that he captured the escaped creature. He decides to take the next one born and it happens to be Killpie. Well, that's what PR ends up naming her. Problem is PR letting the original going along with the human it accidentally turned into one had more offspring and because of Centaur DNA being part of their genetic makeup anything they or their male offspring mated with would be turned into one as well.)

How Scorpia and Cancer became cyborgs. (About 90-100 years before the main events of this main story got started PR was on a mission in South Africa with a team of other mercenaries and bounty hunters that included the Zodiac Sisters. During this mission they were hired to rescue some survivors of a botched experiment to clone long dead species back to life. They get to the complex and find it overrun and surrounded by escaped prehistoric monstrosities. They're out numbered and overwhelmed and several of the hired-soldiers are killed and eaten. The three are the only ones to survive and find the 2-3 survivors still hiding inside the complex before trying to escape. They barely escape but not before the sisters are horribly mauled. They're both hospitalized for months and PR uses the money from this mission to commissioned them both to be converted into cyborgs. Ever since they've remained in PR's services but do missions independently of PR's company. Because of their cybernetic nature they appear a lot younger than they actually are because they cryogenically freeze their organic parts when not on missions.)

The new recruit's family's history and why they came to fallow PR. (20-ish years ago PR was on a mission when something went horribly wrong and he was nearly killed but left badly injured and amnesiac. He was found and nursed back to health by a simple peaceful farming family where he stays for about a year in-which he helps them out on their farm. Even protecting them from an invading army of raiders made up of some sort of monsters. His memories are restored when Angelik and Bradley finally find him after he went missing. After regaining his memories he invites the family to come join the community he runs in Texas. They agree and move in. During this time the family's oldest son and his wife have their 1st kid who'd grow to be the new recruit. Who was raised being told of PR's heroics, but not so much his more negative aspects.)

(Also, PR's astral form with Anput are there listening in on them and commentating while this is happening and he journeys through the afterlife.)

The Dictator returns to its sarcophagus to meditate and astro-projects into the spirit world (around the same time as PR) and speaks with Eldritch Abomination(s). We learn a bit about the Dictator's origins and ties to the gods here. Also, he learns of PR's survival and condition and that they're both inside this realm. The Dictator ends up playing a part in PR's trials in the astro-plane trying to stop his return to the living world.
In the underground with the destruction of the vampire armies acting as a secret police to keep the people and creatures completely enslaved there is rumbling of a rebellion building. There has always been unrest but now they're free enough to begin to build up an organized underground leadership.

The Woman As Temptress
In this step, the hero faces those temptations, often of a physical or pleasurable nature, that may lead him to abandon or stray from his quest, which does not necessarily have to be represented by a woman. Woman is a metaphor for the physical or material temptations of life, since the hero-knight was often tempted by lust from his spiritual journey.

PR's team are reprimanded for the failure of the mission but are not punished because of their brevity and strategy in fighting the threat and rescuing their teammates. They are secretly punished in the form of being completely monitored at all times by one or more members of the council at all times.
After some more grueling training the team is reformed for a new mission. This team the team is made up of PR's crew, Council members, senior trainees, high-leveled adventurers, and fully reformed (reprogrammed) super-criminals.
Their mission is to figure out why a lot of foreign aid ships are disappearing all around the major coastlines. This is where we're introduced to an old enemy group of PR's and the [insert organization name here], The Mockfolk, or more precise The Big Mamma Mafia Clan. An amphibious aquatic race evolved to hunt, ambush, and devour intelligent humanoid races like human, fae folk, merfolk, ect. They're a family-based society mostly in the form that they have an in-species only form of telepathy and mind-control other one another based on family lineage.
They like the vampire army before were working for the Dictator in for some still undiscovered reason. The teams confront and are attacked by the Molkfolk while on an undercover ship posing as an aid ship. In the ensuing battle their ship is sank and most the crew lost. Some of them are taken prison by the creatures including but not limited to; the new Recruit, Amazoid, Cheshire, The Fur, God of DNA, Killpie's son, Red Rebel, and Scorpia.
The remaining survivors regroup on life rafts and decide those that can survive underwater (naturally or artifishally) will go after the mockfolks and rescue the kidnapped teammates. (This includes Mer'Maui, Cancer, Dragon Slayer De-Da-Dai, Black Belt, PR-R63, and the Assassin Spider.)
The temptress of this part of the story is a mockmaid, Dru-Scylla, who is a high ranking Underboss (general) in The Big Mamma Mafia Clan. She takes an instant liking the new Recruit as he stood toe to toe with her in combat and survived. She was the one that took him with her when they retreated from their assault on the [insert organization name here] ship. The other hostages were taken for ransom, as food, and mating stock.
She offers the recruit a chance to be her new concubine, but he rejects her, but she doesn't take no as an answer and tries to force herself on him before the rescue team reaches the Molkfolk's undersea lair.
They attack and come before the leader and namesake of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan a gigantic (kaiju size) 10's of 1,000's years old matriarch. She's completely blind due to deep-sea parasites and bloated and fat from years of very little physical activities.
(PR's team and her actually have a history as they've met before years prior but they don't like one another at all) The new Recruit and her conversation soon devolves into a confrontation. She uses her near complete control over her offspring and descendants to defend herself while she tries to escape. (This includes her ultimate weapon her oldest grandchild the massive berserk Alpha male that is almost 3 quarters her size.)
The new Recruit managed to distract Dru-Scylla and keep her from joining the massacre. (The same happens in a very different way with Dru-Scylla's brother Charlie and Cheshire and Killpie's son.)
The matriarch leads her pursuers to the surface where she's begins to head to shore. The [insert organization name here] has sent backup in the form of Childhoodsend/Overlord, Semper Seraphi, Horse Power, and Orichalcum Man. This leads to a battle that takes place off the coast of Japan.
They barely managed to stop her before she made it into a populated area and killing her frees her offspring and descendants of her mind-control and influence.

(PR during all this is still trapped in the afterlife while his body is still slowly healing at [insert organization name here]'s Citadel in the medical bay. His spirit does somewhat interacts with what is happening in the waking world. He while in the Purgatory/Limbo stage of his afterlife travels is tempted to stay by a Princess he has to rescue while in this Disney fantasy style world.
PR enters medieval world (that could be in the past or just something that happens in this limbo world) where he's a knight for hire and is approached by a local noble or low leveled king to take his only beloved daughter to court in another distant kingdom so she can marry a prince. PR is needed to act as a bodyguard for her and her dowry as the trip is long and dangerous. PR takes the job and takes the girl across the kingdoms and they are attacked 3 times and each time they escape unharmed not thank(s) to PR but because of the actions of the girl. PR slowly begins to learn the girl has some sort of abilities that she herself doesn't seem to be aware of. They reach the other kingdom and PR goes in 1st to get a feel for the girl's future husband and he finds the court is a horrible and corrupt. The prince is more like Joffrey from Game of Thrones acting where as the girl is more like a classic innocent Disney princess archetype like Snow White. PR is not liking the idea of leaving such a sweet girl with these people when she enters of her own free will and PR finally figures what is up with her. Once she enters the court all the people suddenly become kinder and more optimistic. The colors in the place even becomes brighter and shinier. She's basically a parody of the Disney Princess and Carry from Stephen King in that she's got great mental and reality warping abilities. She's completely unaware of this and because she was raised believing in fairy-tale romances and that everyone is naturally kind so her powers make everyone act that way around her. PR problem comes when she doesn't want him to leave and wants him to stay in her now perfect peace kingdom. It takes a lot of will power but PR takes his pay and leaves that night to continue his journey.)

The Dictator awakens in the sarcophagus after being forced back into the waking world after his attempts to foil PR's return. (Might have this caused by the princess in the fantasy world setting kicking him out.)
Upon exiting its chambers the Dictator is annoyed to hear that his Navy and Mockfolk allies are all but completely destroyed. But, again it is pacified learning they managed to capture and keep a few of the strongest of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan members including the hulking Alpha male berserk(er). The Dictator tells its minions to take them to the labs for future experiments.

Atonement with the Father/Abyss/Descent into the underworld
In this step the hero must confront and be initiated by whatever holds the ultimate power in his life. In many myths and stories this is the father, or a father figure who has life and death power. This is the center point of the journey. All the previous steps have been moving into this place, all that follow will move out from it. Although this step is most frequently symbolized by an encounter with a male entity, it does not have to be a male; just someone or thing with incredible power.

With the defeat of The Big Mamma Mafia Clan matriarch and the freeing of her personal army there's a sudden influx of new members for the [insert organization name here] and a new mockfolk mafias spawned from the now broken hierarchy. Dru-Scylla and Charlie are brought to the Citadel to be rehabilitated and recruited into PR's crew thanks to the new Recruit.
PR finally awakens from his healing coma and he's completely feral and breaks free and goes on a small rampage. He's eventually found on the prison level, broken into a mass holding cell and has killed and eaten a few inmates. He's tranquilized and where his mind re-enters the multiverse, also known as a maniverse, megaverse, metaverse, omniverse, meta-universe, or The Conglomerate (of universes) where he converses with alternate reality versions of himself. He meets and talks with a handful of versions of himself before finding one that fits his need of an older wiser version that talks him back to normal. Once he returns from this vision quest he is returning to normal as his memories are fragmented and damaged after his near-death. (He's not at a 100% still and won't be for a while still. Kind of want it to be revealed being killed and returning has caused lasting damage and he's finding harder and harder to return.)
The new Recruit comes to the newly awakened and rational again PR for his own advice. (Not sure exactly what it'll be yet. Maybe something to do with DruScylla as she's becoming good.)

The Dictator goes down to the lower levels in the Hallowed Earth under its fortress again because of a rebellion that has been brewing in the lower levels has become a full on revolution nearly. Ever since the vampire and mockfolk armies and navies were destroyed the beings the Dictator ruled over started to enact more upheavals. The Dictator goes down to personally deal with this problem by trying to find this revolution's leader and kill them. It meets and has a nice long conversation with the usurper(s) before fighting with them. The Dictator manages to complete this task taking the revolution's leadership captive to his dungeons or killing them, but the resistance leader is soon replaced but they are willing to wait to strike again.
The underground are forced back into the massive mining operation looking for artifacts and reshape the surface world. After returning back to the top world he orders the execution of their attack plan on the Citadel and triggering an earthquake to collapse the tunnels the underground have dug and cause the continents to merge.

Apotheosis
Further information: Apotheosis
This is the point of realization in which a greater understanding is achieved. Armed with this new knowledge and perception, the hero is resolved and ready for the more difficult part of the adventure.

PR gets this from the advice he received from The Conglomerate (of universes) and new Recruit gets his from both PR and some of the Council members. (PR's I'm kind of wanting to be he realize this isn't his hero's journey and that he's got a bigger part to play, but the [insert organization name here] are mistaken in thinking that he's the one they want.) He's used to being normally a secondary (or an antagonist) character in other's stories. The new recruit's is basically the hero, but is less self aware about things like PR is. PR's more self aware of the rules of a narrative universe he lives in.

PR and all his original team members are officially named and recognized as Super-Soldiers and members of [insert organization name here] at a large graduation style ceremony. PR is finally allowing his prescience to be announced to the rest of the world for the 1st time in 1,000's of years. (Up until this point PR has kept his existence mostly secret and it was part of his deal with the [insert organization name here] that he'd remain secret to the world at large. I do kind of want to hint at he was some figures in mythology that aren't already real in this world.)
The new recruit is given the chance to take some ancient elixir to give him real and permanent super-powers, but he declines and will continue to just use external devices like the Amazoid's artifact and gadgets like the Fur. He wants to remain human and wishes to remain mortal.
The team become(s) minor celebrities after their induction into [insert organization name here] and are given time off to return home for the 1st time since they left about a year or 2 prior. PR and the new recruit are hesitant to return now as knowledge gained from recent events tell them something bad is coming.
[Insert organization name here] decides to make the return a formal event and instead of dropping PR and his team off with a small ship they move the entire Citadel into the cityscape's air space. PR and his closest teammates (Angelik, PR-R63, and Chesh) stay aboard the Citadel that night while the other go to their homes and families on the ground below.

That night a series of explosions on board the Citadel cause it to crash land strait down. PR's quarters are close enough to one of the explosions that he and his friends get sucked out by the sudden decompression. Luckily for them all have basic or advanced flying capabilities and are able to fly back to the falling Citadel to try and help or land safely on the ground.
None are strong enough to stop the falling ship so they begin trying to evacuate and to save PR's team's home town by trying to push the ship off its trajectory for the heart of the cityscape.

The new Recruit is at his family home with Dru-Scylla, his family, and some of his old friends were still awake partying and witness the attack on the Citadel overhead. Seeing that it is falling strait down towards them they start trying to evacuate the town. Those that can fly try aiding to push the falling ship out of the way.
They only manage to get a 3rd of the population off the ship and out of the town, and only pushed it to halfway out of the cityscape limits before it hits the ground. Which triggers a massive earthquake that starts collapsing strategicly dug hidden tunnel systems under the crust of the earth. (Think of it as the events of the movie 2012, but sped up to happening in just a much shorter amount of time.)
There're many casualties and lots of property damage. (Including but not limited to; Killpie's son is KIA, the Black Belt is KIA, Te Deum ex Machina is KIA, Red Rebel is KIA, the new Recruit's father is KIA, ect. While characters like; Angelik is MIA, the Fur is MIA, God of DNA is MIA, the Assassin Spider is MIA, Charlie is MIA, the new Recruit's something is MIA I'm thinking like a younger sibling, ect).

PR suffers a lot of damage from the attack, the Citadel hitting the Earth, eathquake, the deaths of some many friends, and disappearances of Angelik. He re-enters his healing coma where he sees his past lives. (This is how he finds out what happened to Angelik and the others that are MIA. They were kidnapped by the spies that were aboard the Citadel during the confusion.)
When PR reawakens and the surviving members of the Council and the [insert organization name here] decide it's time to finally take the battle to the Dictator's walled off country wide fortress.
This was the last resort as they were this whole time mostly trying to dismantle them from the outside in (cutting off their contact to the outside world and stopping their supply lines. They weren't aware of the Dictator's connections to the underground), but now they have no choice but an all out attack. They gather their armies from around the world and outer space and descend on the dictator stronghold.

Cut to the Dictator as it welcomes his newly captured prisoners/hostages. Here is where we officially learn who were the main spies and connections the Dictator had to the [insert organization name here].
Angelik is taken to the same dungeon as the captured underground revolutionist.
The Fur is taken by Scales and Cy-Gorgon to be tortured.
God of DNA is reveal to have been a spy for the Dictator the whole time.
the Assassin Spider is taken to the labs to be Vivisected for his secrets.
Charlie is taken to the lab as well.
The new Recruit's younger sibling is sent to the dungeons as well.
Any others taken are also sent to the labs or the dungeons. The key ones taken with unique power-sets are taken to the labs to be used a gene stock for the Dictator's new army. Those that are just good hostages are sent to the dungeons/prisons.

The Ultimate Boon
The ultimate boon is the achievement of the goal of the quest. It is what the hero went on the journey to get. All the previous steps serve to prepare and purify the hero for this step, since in many myths the boon is something transcendent like the elixir of life itself, or a plant that supplies immortality, or the holy grail.

PR wants his team-members back but he needs to get a weapon that he's been after his whole life but never found a reason strong enough to qualify for the effort to go after it. (I'm thinking Caledfwich, Ruyi Jingu Bang, Sharur, The Pashupatastra, or something like that.)
He takes the new Recruit along with Bradley and Dru-Scylla with a small team of [insert organization name here] foot soldiers (red-shirts) to an entrance to the Hallow Earth/Underworld where they enter Jotunheim where they re-enact the story of Thor's Journey to Utgard. (PR as Thor, Bradley as Loki, the new Recruit as Thialfi and Dru-Scylla as Roskva.)
PR acquires the weapon he seeks in the end. The new Recruit, Bradley, and Dru-Scylla also gains a new weapons here to help them with the final battle.

During this the Dictator interrogates Angelik personally and learns of PR's backstory info that it didn't know. The Dictator sends a team of his strongest warriors after PR and his team in Utgard. (Most of them take on the other parts from the fable like the giants.) The Dictator then goes back into the underworld to check on the newest results of the mining operations.
It's discovered they've found a large door not far from the upper mantle layer after the worldwide earthquake. This is the artifact the Dictator has been searching for. This is what the elder gods told of in the astral plane.

ACT 3 Return:
Refusal of the Return/Resurrection and rebirth
Having found bliss and enlightenment in the other world, the hero may not want to return to the ordinary world to bestow the boon onto his fellow man.

PR, new Recruit, Bradley, and Dru-Scylla return to the remains of [insert organization name here] and their cityscape home with their new weapon cash. (And, possible an army gathered from Utgard.) The other surviving members of the Council also had left and gathered weapons and more soldiers of their own nations and species. They then march upon the Dictator's fortress stronghold.
While the large bulk of the massive army attacks from all sides while PR's team forms a black-ops team and uses his teleportation ability with a boost from some magic artifacts and scientific devices to attack from the inside and try to take down the Dictator himself.

The Dictator after learning those he sent to stop PR's team have failed (and some have switched sides) opens the Door which is a direct portal to the Negative Afterlife aka Hell, Tartarus, Naraka, Niflheim/Hel. The Dictator takes the now escaping creatures and damned souls to be converted into the army and experimented on in the labs.
With a newly invigorated military the Dictator prepares for the incoming retaliation attacks.

The Magic Flight
Sometimes the hero must escape with the boon, if it is something that the gods have been jealously guarding. It can be just as adventurous and dangerous returning from the journey as it was to go on it.

PR finds Angelik and the other kidnapped and missing [insert organization name here] members being held and tortured by the Dictator's henchmen (Scales, Cy-Gorgon, Dominik Ashmedai, ect.) in the Dungeons in the lower levels of the compound. PR and team rescue the others and kill the minions before moving on to find the Dictator. (Here's where PR learns what secret Angelik has been keeping from him and it drives his next set of actions.)
PR confronts the Dictator and they fight revealing they are equals in every way because big reveal they're siblings. They were a single being when they were created, but divided from one another when they became aware and escaped. The Dictator has been waiting for PR to return so they could re-merge and complete the Dictator's plans. The Dictator reveals they are basically a new god of super-humans because of their creation, it became aware of this the second they came alive, divided from PR taking 80% of their powers, and escaping into the ether. It left PR behind because so the humans that created them wouldn't be none the wiser.
PR rejects the idea of merging with the Dictator mostly because there's nothing to gain from it for himself. Also, PR is angered about what has happened to his friends. The 2 fight with PR using all his mystical weaponry and [insert organization name here] technology but they're completely evenly matched. PR takes the fight to the skies where he unleashes the McGuffin he acquired in Jotunheim and depositories the Dictator's body and PR absorbs its energy. It nearly obliterates PR's body and nearly killing him permanently.
His remains falls to the ground below where he discharges more energy destroying the Dictator's stronghold and most of both armies.
Dru-Scylla (along with other flying characters) rescues the new Recruit (and some others) from the ensuing explosions.

Rescue from Without
Just as the hero may need guides and assistants to set out on the quest, often he must have powerful guides and rescuers to bring them back to everyday life, especially if the person has been wounded or weakened by the experience.

PR goes back into the afterlife temporarily while in yet another near-death like state healing coma. He goes to the land of the gods again where he is welcomed as one of them. They offer him a chance to stay there with them and finally let his physical body die, but he decides against it as finds the gods to be too pompous and annoying.
PR's body is rescued and nursed back to health by Angelik and the others loyal to him that survived the battle. They're all thought dead by what remains of the [insert organization name here] and its leadership.
The new Recruit is being taken care of by Dru-Scylla.
They're approached by some surviving members of the Dictator's council and they mistake PR as their leader. PR decides that it might be the best for both him, his friends, and the people that were under the Dictator's control if he does become their new leader. Most of the team members don't like this idea and PR let's them leave and do as they please.
Cheshire and PR-R63/Ella Diabla leaves the group to return to the underworld as PR has released them from his services. Charlie returns to the sea taking Mer'Maui's weapon with him. Dru-Scylla and the new Recruit (along with some others) make their way back to their home in Texas over the next few months as they're all too injured to fast-travel and they're trying to keep a low profile.

The Crossing of the Return Threshold
The trick in returning is to retain the wisdom gained on the quest, to integrate that wisdom into a human life, and then maybe figure out how to share the wisdom with the rest of the world.

PR, Angelik, Bradley, Killpie, and (whoever else survived and stayed with him) return to what remains of the Dictator's stronghold where PR takes control of the empire and starts tearing down and rebuilding the organization. (Going from a Hydra/Cobra style place more to Genosha/Latveria/Asgard.)

The new Recruit and his party make it back to the cityscape or what remains of it as in the time it took for them to return it'd been raided a few times and the [insert organization name here] had completely abandoned them shortly after the final battle as they employed after so many of their higher ups were killed. Only a handful of surviving members of the [insert organization name here] members stayed behind out of a small bit of loyalty to the humans that lived there.

Master of Two Worlds/Ascension, apotheosis, and atonement
This step is usually represented by a transcendental hero like Jesus or Gautama Buddha. For a human hero, it may mean achieving a balance between the material and spiritual. The person has become comfortable and competent in both the inner and outer worlds.

The new Recruit returns to his family home with Dru-Scylla where they are the new heads of the family now. They basically become what PR and his crew were to the town before.

Taking the lessons learned from the [insert organization name here] PR makes the old Dictator's empire into a new world power with him secretly in charge now. He continues to moonlight though as a bounty-hunter and wasteland super-anti-hero.

Freedom to Live
Mastery leads to freedom from the fear of death, which in turn is the freedom to live.[citation needed] This is sometimes referred to as living in the moment, neither anticipating the future nor regretting the past.

Both PR and the new Recruit start their own families with their official wives Angelik and Dru-Scylla.

At The End!!!



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The Energy Projector (e.g., Cyclops, Black Lightning, Photon).
The Gadgeteer (e.g., Doc Savage, Spiderman, Batman, Tom Strong).
The Martial Artist (e.g., Batman, Karate Kid, Bronze Tiger).
The Mentalist (e.g., Phoenix, Professor X).
The Metamorph (e.g., Mr. Fantastic, Metamorpho, Goliath, The Atom).
The Mystic (e.g., Dr. Strange, Dr. Fate, Scarlet Witch, Zatanna).
The Patriot (e.g., Captain America, Super-Patriot, US Agent).
The Knight In Shining Armor (e.g., Iron Man, Cyborg).
The Speedster (e.g., Flash, Quicksilver, Johnny Quick).
The Weaponmaster (e.g., Green Arrow, Taskmaster, Batman).
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Centre of Hell
Ninth Circle (Treachery)
Bolgia 10 – Falsifiers:
Bolgia 9 – Sowers of Discord:
Bolgia 8 – Counsellors of Fraud:
Bolgia 7 – Thieves:
Bolgia 6 – Hypocrites:
Bolgia 5 – Barrators:
Bolgia 4 – Sorcerers:
Bolgia 3 – Simoniacs:
Bolgia 2 – Flatterers:
Bolgia 1 – Panderers and seducers:
Eighth Circle (Fraud)
Seventh Circle (Violence)
Sixth Circle (Heresy)
Fifth Circle (Wrath)
Fourth Circle (Greed)
Third Circle (Gluttony)
Second Circle (Lust)
First Circle (Limbo)

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Abandoned Area: Most of the Earth is this now in this Post-Apocalyptic world.
Abandoned Hospital: A possible location in PR's cityscape.
Abandoned Hospital Awakening: I might have one of these happen to PR after one of his deaths.
Abandoned Laboratory: In the Arctic mission setting.
Abandoned Mascot: I might make PR into one of these for a mercenary group in the past.
Abandoned Mine: Tons of these all around the world thanks in part to the different groups that went underground at one point or another. Is the reason why the underground is called Hallowed Earth now.
Abandoned Playground: I'd like to see an old Theme Park somewhere either in PR's cityscape or in the Arctic base as a reference to Chernobyl.
Abandoned War Child: A majority of the remaining normal humans are these. Especially the ones in PR's camp.
Abandon Ship: This happens during the introduction of the Mockfolks during the Sea Mission. And, again during the Citadel's fall.
Abandon The Disabled: Again a majority of humanity left on/in the ground while the better off live in large walled up cities and flying fortresses.
Abbey Road Crossing: Would love to see this with PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla.
Abdicate The Throne: PR in the end to the Dictator's Empire and the new Recruit to PR's roll as the leader/protector of the cityscape.
Abduction Is Love: What Dru-Scylla does to the new Recruit.
Abhorrent Admirer: The Zombie Queen to PR in the 1st few chapters. Dru-Scylla to the new Recruit. Bradley to many of the female members of the Ratpack.
Abilene Paradox: This might be what leads PR to join the [insert organization name here] and come out into the open for the 1st time. Also, the final solution to attack the Dictator's stronghold in the final act.
Ability Mixing: PR's ace in the hole and the reason he's recruited into the [insert organization name here] in the first place.
A Birthday Not A Break: I might make it someone's Birthday when the Citadel falls.
AB Negative: Subverted with PR having universal blood type of O-.
Abnormal Ammo: PR and other character will make use of specialized weapons to take on supernatural and extraterrestrial enemies. Such as; Silver bullets for werewolves, vampires, and fae folk and radioactive isotopes for aliens.
Abnormal Limb Rotation Range: Not unusual for most of the super-beings in the story. Angelik is very limber because of her cat-like nature.
Abomination Accusation Attack: PR is threatened with this by the [insert organization name here], but he's unfazed as it's been done to him before.
Above Good And Evil: PR considers himself this and so does the Dictator.
Above The Gods: The Dictator sees itself as this. PR is aware of gods that exist in another realm that watch over many different realities and were once collectively probably something similar to the Judaeo-Christian god.
Above The Influence: New Recruit with Dru-Scylla possibly or vice versa?
A Boy A Girl And A Baby Family: The new Recruit's family makeup when he joined PR's gang.
A Boy And His X: Will be part of some character's backstories. I'm thinking some of the alien members of the [insert organization name here] and some of the Fairy folk as well.
Absence Of Evidence: One way [insert organization name here] found PR after he's been in hiding for many years. I'm thinking by them finding a lack of radiation in that area because he's absorbed it.
Absentee Actor: PR during some secondary character central solo chapters.
Absent Minded Professor: Might have a few of these working for [insert organization name here].
Absolute Cleavage: Almost every female super-being and even some male one fall squarely into this. Some more so than other.
Absolute Xenophobe: Most races have a handful of these on all sides. Most notable an alien race that failed attacking the Earth years back and a bunch are left stranded.
Abstract Apotheosis: Subverted by PR as he is given this chance in the end but chooses to stay on Earth. Now, there are some strait forward takes on this trope such as Angelik's father is an archangel of one of the virtue. The Dictator is a god of some-sort and embodies it.
Abstract Eater: PR can feed on energy that includes magical and spiritual energy.
Absurd Altitude: Where the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters is located. And, some of the flying battles take place in the end fight.
Absurd Cutting Power: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Cool City: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Dedicated Worker: There're plenty of old robots out there in this world that are still trying to polish a turd that no one is there to appreciate. There are even areas still patrolled by automated police force with only zombies and mutants still living there. Another example is the super-human that acts as a power source for the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters.
Absurdly Elderly Mother: Spoiler for later events, but if PR impregnates something the gestation for the child produced can last years even decades depending on what the other parent is. So, in the cases of human females he's been with can become pregnant with one of his offspring when they're in their 20's but not give birth til they're in their 50's.
Absurdly High Stakes Game: During PR, Bradley, new Recruit, and Dru-Scylla trip to Utgard for stronger weapons.
Absurdly Huge Population: PR's cityscape, the [insert organization name here]'s Citadel headquarters, some of the underground cities, Utgard Kingdom, the Dictator's part of his stronghold near the top.
Absurdly Long Stairway: The Dictator's kingdom is full of them with an especially long set that leads into the underground world.
Absurdly Powerful School Jurisdiction: The [insert organization name here] with most of its members. PR gets away with a lot because of his usefulness.
Absurdly Sharp Blade: A lot of weapons of the [insert organization name here] and the Dictator's cabinet both alien and magical swords, axes, and knives.
Absurdly Sharp Claws: PR, Angelik, and other animal based beings all tend to have this.
Absurdly Spacious Sewer: You can consider most of the underground to be this.
Absurd Phobia: PR has one of Scorpions and to a lesser degree of Snakes.
Abuse Mistake: Angelik has a huge burn scar on her back from PR but it's because she asked him to do it.
Abusive Advertising: PR's team slogan in the mercenary field is basically. "If you don't hire us your enemies will!"
Abusive Alien Parents: Mockfolk's are this to a T. They have a strong mental control over their offspring til the say they die.
Abusive Parents: Big Momma with her children...

Using the Fallowing what tropes fit your OC/Sona's story!
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Abandoned Area
Abandoned Catchphrase
Abandoned Hospital
Abandoned Hospital Awakening
Abandoned Info Page
Abandoned Laboratory
Abandoned Mascot
Abandoned Mine
Abandoned Pet In A Box
Abandoned Playground
Abandoned War Child
Abandoned Warehouse
Abandon Ship
Abandon Shipping
Abandon The Disabled
Abandonware
Abbey Road Crossing
Abdicate The Throne
Abduction Is Love
Abhorrent Admirer
Abilene Paradox
Ability Mixing
Ability Over Appearance
Ability Required To Proceed
A Birthday Not A Break
Abled In The Adaptation
A Bloody Mess
AB Negative
Abnormal Ammo
Abnormal Limb Rotation Range
Abomination Accusation Attack
Aborted Arc
Aborted Declaration Of Love
About The Author
Above Good And Evil
Above The Gods
Above The Influence
A Boy A Girl And A Baby Family
A Boy And His X
Abridged Arena Array
Abridged For Children
Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder
Absence Of Evidence
Absent Aliens
Absentee Actor
Absent Minded Professor
Absolute Cleavage
Absolute Comparative
Absolute Xenophobe
Abstract Apotheosis
Abstract Eater
Abstract Scale
Absurd Altitude
Absurd Cutting Power
Absurdism
Absurdly Bright Light
Absurdly Cool City
Absurdly Dedicated Worker
Absurdly Elderly Mother
Absurdly High Level Cap
Absurdly High Stakes Game
Absurdly Huge Population
Absurdly Ineffective Barricade
Absurdly Long Limousine
Absurdly Long Stairway
Absurdly Long Wait
Absurdly Low Level Cap
Absurdly Powerful School Jurisdiction
Absurdly Powerful Student Council
Absurdly Sharp Blade
Absurdly Sharp Claws
Absurdly Spacious Sewer
Absurdly Youthful Mother
Absurd Phobia
Ab Urbe Condita
Abuse Mistake
Abusive Advertising
Abusive Alien Parents
Abusive Parents
Abusive Precursors
Academic Alpha Bitch
Academic Athlete
Academy Of Adventure
Academy Of Evil
A Cappella
A Cat In A Gang Of Dogs
Accent Adaptation
Accent Depundent
Accent Interest
Accent Relapse
Accents Arent Hereditary
Accent Slip Up
Accentuate The Negative
Ac CENT Upon The Wrong Syl LA Ble
Acceptable Breaks From Canon
Acceptable Ethnic Targets
Acceptable Hard Luck Targets
Acceptable Hobby Targets
Acceptable Political Targets
Acceptable Professional Targets
Acceptable Religious Targets
Accessory Wearing Cartoon Animal
Accidental Adultery
Accidental Aesop
Accidental Aiming Skills
Accidental Art
Accidental Athlete
Accidental Bargaining Skills
Accidental Bid
Accidental Dance Craze
Accidental Discovery
Accidental Hand Hold
Accidental Hero
Accidental Hug
Accidental Innuendo
Accidental Kidnapping
Accidental Kiss
Accidentally Broke The Mac Guffin
Accidentally Correct Writing
Accidentally Correct Zoology
Accidental Marriage
Accidental Misnaming
Accidental Murder
Accidental Nightmare Fuel
Accidental Pervert
Accidental Pornomancer
Accidental Proposal
Accidental Public Confession
Accidental Pun
Accidental Rhyme
Accidental Tickle Torture
Accidental Truth
Accidental Unfortunate Gesture
Accidental Ventriloquism
Acclaimed Flop
Accomplice By Inaction
Accordion Man
Accusation Fic
Accuser Of The Brethren
Accuse The Witness
Ace Custom
Ace Pilot
A Chat With Satan
Achey Scars
Achievement Mockery
Achievements In Ignorance
Achievement System
Achievement Test Of Destiny
A Child Shall Lead Them
Achilles Heel
Achilles In His Tent
Achilles Power Cord
Acid Attack
Acid Pool
Acid Reflux Nightmare
Acid Trip Dimension
Acme Products
A Commander Is You
Acoustic License
Acquainted With Emergency Services
Acquired Error At The Printer
Acquired Poison Immunity
Acquired Situational Narcissism
Acquitted Too Late
A Crack In The Ice
Acrofatic
Acronym And Abbreviation Overload
Acronym Confusion
Acronym Trope Names
Acrophobic Bird
Act Break
Acting For Two
Acting In The Dark
Acting Out A Daydream
Acting Unnatural
Acting Your Intellectual Age
Action Bar
Action Based Mission
Action Bomb
Action Commands
Action Dad
Action Dress Rip
Action Duo
Action Fashionista
Action Figure File Card
Action Figure Speech
Action Film Quiet Drama Scene
Action Genre
Action Genre Hero Guy
Action Girl
Action Girlfriend
Action Hero
Action Hero Babysitter
Action Hogging Opening
Action Initiative
Action Insurance Gag
Actionized Adaptation
Actionized Sequel
Action Mom
Action Pet
Action Politician
Action Prologue
Action Survivor
Activation Sequence
Activist Fundamentalist Antics
Act Of True Love
Actor Existence Limbo
Actor Inspired Element
Actor IS The Title Character
Actor Role Confusion
Actor Shared Background
Actor Shipping
Actor Swap
Actually A Doombot
Actually A Good Idea
Actually Four Mooks
Actually I Am Him
Actually Not A Vampire
Actually Pretty Funny
Actually Thats My Assistant
Actual Pacifist
A Cup Angst
Adam And Eve Plot
Adam And Or Eve
Adam Smith Hates Your Guts
Adam Westing
Adaptational Abomination
Adaptational Alternate Ending
Adaptational Angst Upgrade
Adaptational Attractiveness
Adaptational Backstory Change
Adaptational Badass
Adaptational Comic Relief
Adaptational Consent
Adaptational Context Change
Adaptational Curves
Adaptational Diversity
Adaptational Dumbass
Adaptational Early Appearance
Adaptational Explanation
Adaptational Heroism
Adaptational Intelligence
Adaptational Jerkass
Adaptational Job Change
Adaptational Karma
Adaptational Late Appearance
Adaptational Modesty
Adaptational Mundanity
Adaptational Nationality
Adaptational Nice Guy
Adaptational Nonsapience
Adaptational Self Defense
Adaptational Sexuality
Adaptational Skimpiness
Adaptational Superpower Change
Adaptational Ugliness
Adaptational Villainy
Adaptational Wealth
Adaptational Wimp
Adaptation Amalgamation
Adaptation Decay
Adaptation Deviation
Adaptation Displacement
Adaptation Distillation
Adaptation Dye Job
Adaptation Expansion
Adaptation Explanation Extrication
Adaptation First
Adaptation Induced Plot Hole
Adaptation Inspiration
Adaptation Name Change
Adaptation Origin Connection
Adaptation Overdosed
Adaptation Personality Change
Adaptation Relationship Overhaul
Adaptation Sequence
Adaptation Species Change
Adapted Out
Adaptive Ability
Adaptive Armor
A Darker Me
A Date With Rosie Palms
A Day In Her Apron
A Day In The Limelight
Ad Break Double Take
Ad Bumpers
Added Alliterative Appeal
Addiction Displacement
Addiction Powered
Addiction Song
Addictive Foreign Soap Opera
Addictive Magic
Ad Dissonance
Addled Addict
Addressing The Player
A Deadly Affair
A Death In The Limelight
A Degree In Useless
Ad Hoc
Ad Hominem
A Dick In Name
Adipose Rex
Adjacent To This Complete Breakfast
Adjective Animal Alehouse
Adjective Noun Fred
Adjustable Censorship
Adjusting Your Glasses
Adminisphere
Admiring The Abomination
A Dog Ate My Homework
A Dog Named Dog
Adolf Hitlarious
Adopt A Servant
Adopted Into Royalty
Adopted To The House
Adoption Diss
Adoption Is Not An Option
Adoptive Peer Parent
Adopt The Dog
Adopt The Food
Adorable Abomination
Adorable Evil Minions
Adorably Precocious Child
Adored By The Network
Adoring The Pests
Adorkable
Adrenaline Makeover
Adrenaline Time
Adult Fear
Adults Are More Anthropomorphic
Adults Are Useless
Adults Dressed As Children
A Dungeon Is You
Advanced Ancient Acropolis
Advanced Ancient Humans
Advancing Boss Of Doom
Advancing Wall Of Doom
Advantage Ball
Adventure Archaeologist
Adventure Duo
Adventure Friendly World
Adventure Guild
Adventurer Archaeologist
Adventure Rebuff
Adventurer Outfit
Adventurers Club
Adventures In Comaland
Adventures In The Bible
Adventure Towns
Adventurous Irish Violins
Advertised Extra
Advertisement Game
Advertising
Advertising By Association
Advertising Campaigns
Advertising Disguised As News
Advertising Only Continuity
Advert Overloaded Future
Advice Backfire
Aerial Canyon Chase
Aerith And Bob
Aerosol Flamethrower
Aesop Amnesia
Aesop Collateral Damage
Aesop Enforcer
Aesoptinum
A Family Affair
A Father To His Men
A Fete Worse Than Death
Affably Evil
Affair Blame The Bastard
Affair Hair
Affair Letters
Affectionate Gesture To The Head
Affectionate Nickname
Affectionate Parody
Affectionate Pickpocket
Affirmative Action Girl
Affirmative Action Legacy
Affluent Ascetic
A Fistful Of Rehashes
A Foggy Day In London Town
A Fool And His New Money Are Soon Parted
A Fool For A Client
A Form You Are Comfortable With
Afraid Of Blood
Afraid Of Doctors
Afraid Of Needles
Afraid Of Their Own Strength
Africa Is A Country
African American Media
African Chant
African Terrorists
A Friend In Need
Afro Asskicker
Afrofuturism
After Action Healing Drama
After Action Patchup
After Action Report
After Action Villain Analysis
After Boss Recovery
After Combat Recovery
Afterlife Antechamber
Afterlife Express
Afterlife Welcome
After School Cleaning Duty
Aftershow
After The End
Against My Religion
Against The Setting Sun
Age Appropriate Angst
Age Cut
Age Down Romance
Age Gap Algebra
Age Gap Romance
Age Inappropriate Art
Age Inappropriate Dress
Age Is Relative
Ageless Birthday Episode
Age Lift
Agent Mulder
Agent Peacock
Agent Provocateur
Agent Scully
Agents Dating
Age Of Titles
Age Progression Song
Age Stereotypical Food
Age Without Youth
Aggressive Categorism
Aggressive Negotiations
Aggressive Submissive
A Girl In Every Port
Agitated Item Stomping
A Glass In The Hand
A Glass Of Chianti
A Glitch In The Matrix
A God Am I
A God I Am Not
A God Is You
Agonizing Stomach Wound
Agony Beam
Agony Of The Feet
A Good Name For A Rock Band
A Good Old Fashioned Paint Watching
A Good Way To Die
Agree To Disagree
Agri World
A Handful For An Eye
A Head At Each End
A Hell Of A Time
Ahem
A Hero Is Born
A Hero To His Hometown
A Homeowner Is You
A House Divided
AI Breaker
AI Cronym
AI Generated Economy
AI Getting High
AI Is A Crapshoot
Aimlessly Seeking Happiness
Aint Too Proud To Beg
Air Aided Acrobatics
Airborne Aircraft Carrier
Airborne Mook
Air Guitar
Air Hugging
Air Jousting
AI Roulette
Airplane Arms
Airplane Of Love
Airport Novel
Air Quotes
Airstrike Impossible
Airstrip One
Air Vent Passageway
Air Voyance
AKA 47
Akashic Records
A Kind Of One
A Lady On Each Arm
Alan Fridge
Alan Smithee
Alarm SOS
Alas Poor Scrappy
Alas Poor Villain
Alas Poor Yorick
Albinos Are Freaks
Album Filler
Album Intro Track
Album Title Drop
Alchemic Elementals
Alchemy Is Magic
Alcohol Hic
Alcoholic Parent
Alcohol Induced Idiocy
Alcubierre Drive
Alertness Blink
A Lesson In Defeat
A Lesson Learned Too Well
Alice Allusion
Alice And Bob
Alien Abductees Fight Back
Alien Abduction
Alien Among Us
Alien Animals
Alien Arts Are Appreciated
Alien Autopsy
Alien Blood
Alien Catnip
Alien Episode
Alien Fair Folk
Alien Geometries
Alien Hair
Alien Invasion
Alien Kudzu
Alien Landmass
Alien Lunch
Alien Non Interference Clause
Aliens And Monsters
Aliens Are Bastards
Alien Sea
Aliens In Cardiff
Alien Sky
Aliens Love Human Food
Aliens Made Them Do It
Aliens Never Invented Democracy
Aliens Never Invented The Wheel
Aliens Of London
Alien Space Bats
Aliens Speaking English
Aliens Steal Cable
Aliens Steal Cattle
A Lighter Shade Of Black
A Lighter Shade Of Grey
A Light In The Distance
Alignment Based Endings
Alike And Antithetical Adversaries
A Little Something We Call Rock And Roll
A Lizard Named Liz
All Abusers Are Male
All According To Plan
All Adult Animation Is South Park
All Amazons Want Hercules
All American Face
All Animals Are Dogs
All Animals Are Domesticated
All Animation Is Disney
All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles
All A Part Of The Job
All Are Equal In Death
All Asians Know Martial Arts
All Asians Wear Conical Straw Hats
All Balloons Have Helium
All Beer Is Ale
All Bikers Are Hells Angels
All Cavemen Were Neanderthals
All Cheering All The Time
All Chinese People Know Kung Fu
All Cloth Unravels
All Crimes Are Equal
All Deaths Final
All Deserts Have Cacti
All Dogs Are Purebred
All Drummers Are Animals
Alleged Lookalikes
Allegedly Free Game
Allegorical Character
Allegory
Allegory Adventure
All Elections Are Serious Business
All Encompassing Mantle
Allergic To Evil
Allergic To Love
Allergic To Routine
All First Person Narrators Write Like Novelists
All Flyers Are Birds
All For Nothing
All Gays Are Pedophiles
All Gays Are Promiscuous
All Gays Love Theater
All Genes Are Codominant
All Germans Are Nazis
All Ghouls School
All Girls Like Ponies
All Girls Want Bad Boys
All Guitars Are Stratocasters
All Guys Want Cheerleaders
All Guys Want Sorority Women
All Hail The Great God Mickey
Alliance Meter
Alliance Of Alternates
All In A Row
All In The Eyes
All Issues Are Political Issues
All Is Well That Ends Well
Alliterative Family
Alliterative List
Alliterative Name
Alliterative Title
All Jews Are Ashkenazi
All Jews Are Cheapskates
All Just A Dream
All Knowing Singing Narrator
All Lesbians Want Kids
All Love Is Unrequited
All Loving Hero
All Lowercase Letters
All Men Are Perverts
All Men Are Rapists
All Monks Know Kung Fu
All Musicals Are Adaptations
All Muslims Are Arab
All Myths Are True
All Nations Are Superpowers
All Natural Gem Polish
All Natural Snake Oil
All Of Them
All Of The Other Reindeer
All Of Time At Once
Allohistorical Allusion
All Or Nothing
All Or Nothing Reloads
Allowed Internal War
All Part Of The Show
All Periods Are PMS
All Planets Are Earth Like
All Powerful Bystander
All Psychology Is Freudian
All Star Cast
All Stereotype Cast
All Swords Are The Same
All Take And No Give
All That Glitters
All The Good Men Are Gay
All Theories Are True
All Therapists Are Muggles
All There In The Manual
All There In The Script
All There In The Stinger
All There Is To Know About The Crying Game
All The Worlds Are A Stage
All Trolls Are Different
All Up To You
Alluring Anglerfish
All Webbed Up
All Witches Have Cats
All Women Are Doms All Men Are Subs
All Women Are Lustful
All Women Are Prudes
All Women Love Shoes
All Work Vs All Play
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
All Your Colors Combined
All Your Powers Combined
Alma Mater Song
Almighty Idiot
Almighty Janitor
Almighty Mom
Almost Dead Guy
Almost Famous Name
Almost Holding Hands
Almost Kiss
Almost Lethal Weapons
Almost Out Of Oxygen
A Load Of Bull
Aloha Hawaii
Alone Among Families
Alone Among The Couples
Alone In A Crowd
Alone With Prisoner Ploy
Alone With The Psycho
A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away
Aloof Ally
Aloof Big Brother
Aloof Dark Haired Girl
A Love To Dismember
Alpha And Beta Wolves
Alphabet Architecture
Alphabetical Theme Naming
Alphabet News Network
Alphabet Soup Cans
Alpha Bitch
Alpha Strike
Already Done For You
Already Met Everyone
Already The Case
Already Undone For You
Altar Diplomacy
Altar The Speed
Alter Ego Acting
Alter Kocker
Alternate Aesop Interpretation
Alternate Animal Affection
Alternate Catchphrase Inflection
Alternate Character Reading
Alternate Company Equivalent
Alternate Continuity
Alternate DVD Commentary
Alternate Ending
Alternate History
Alternate History Nazi Victory
Alternate History Wank
Alternate Identity Amnesia
Alternate Landmark History
Alternate Personality Punishment
Alternate Reality Episode
Alternate Reality Game
Alternate Self
Alternate Show Interpretation
Alternate Techline
Alternate Timeline
Alternate Tooniverse
Alternate Universe Fic
Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome
Alternate World Map
Alternative Calendar
Alternative Character Interpretation
Alternative Comics
Alternative Dance
Alternative Foreign Theme Song
Alternative Hip Hop
Alternative Indie
Alternative Joke Interpretation
Alternative Metal
Alternative Number System
Alternative Rock
Alternative Turing Test
Altitis
Alto Villainess
Alt Text
Alucard
Aluminum Christmas Trees
Always A Bigger Fish
Always Accurate Attack
Always A Child To Parent
Always A Live Transmission
Always Camp
Always Chaotic Evil
Always Check Behind The Chair
Always Close
Always Female
Always Gets His Man
Always Identical Twins
Always In Class One
Always Introduces Themselves
Always Know A Pilot
Always Lawful Good
Always Murder
Always Need What You Gave Up
Always Night
Always On Duty
Always Over The Shoulder
Always Save The Girl
Always Second Best
Always Someone Better
Always With You
A Mac Guffin Full Of Money
A Magic Contract Comes With A Kiss
A Man Is Always Eager
A Master Makes Their Own Tools
A Match Made In Stockholm
Amateur Cast
Amateur Film Making Plot
Amateur Sleuth
Amazing Freaking Grace
Amazingly Embarrassing Parents
Amazing Technicolor Battlefield
Amazing Technicolor Population
Amazing Technicolor Wildlife
Amazing Technicolor World
Amazon Brigade
Amazon Chaser
Amazonian Beauty
Ambadassador
Ambidextrous Sprite
Ambiguous Allegiance
Ambiguous Clone Ending
Ambiguous Criminal History
Ambiguous Disorder
Ambiguous Ending
Ambiguous Gender
Ambiguous Gender Identity
Ambiguous Innocence
Ambiguously Absent Parent
Ambiguously Bi
Ambiguously Brown
Ambiguously Christian
Ambiguously Evil
Ambiguously Gay
Ambiguously Human
Ambiguously Jewish
Ambiguously Related
Ambiguously Trained
Ambiguous Robots
Ambiguous Situation
Ambiguous Syntax
Ambiguous Time Period
Ambition Is Evil
Ambulance Chaser
Ambulance Cut
A Mech By Any Other Name
Amen Break
America Is Still A Colony
American Gothic Couple
American Kirby Is Hardcore
American Robot
Americans Are Cowboys
Americans Hate Tingle
American Title
America Saves The Day
Americasia
America Takes Over The World
America Won World War II
AMFM Characterization
Amicable Exes
Am I Just A Toy To You
A Million Is A Statistic
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Read
A Minor Kidroduction
Am I Right
A Mistake Is Born
Ammunition Backpack
Ammunition Conservation
Amnesiac Costume Identity
Amnesiac Dissonance
Amnesiac God
Amnesiac Hero
Amnesiac Liar
Amnesiac Lover
Amnesiac Resonance
Amnesiacs Are Innocent
Amnesiac Villain Joins The Heroes
Amnesia Danger
Amnesia Episode
Amnesia Loop
Amnesia Missed A Spot
Amoral Afrikaner
Amoral Attorney
Amphibious Automobile
Amplified Animal Aptitude
Amplifier Artifact
Amputation Stops Spread
Amulet Of Concentrated Awesome
Amulet Of Dependency
Amusement Park
Amusement Park Of Doom
Amusing Alien
Amusing Injuries
Amusingly Short List
A Mythology Is True
Anachronic Order
Anachronism Stew
Anachronistic Animal
Anachronistic Clue
Anachronistic Orphanage
Anachronistic Soundtrack
An Adventurer Is You
Analogy Backfire
Anal Probing
Analysis Channel
Anarchy Is Chaos
An Arm And A Leg
An Ass Kicking Christmas
An Astral Projection Not A Ghost
Anatomically Ignorant Healing
Anatomically Impossible Sex
Anatomy Anomaly
Anatomy Of The Soul
An Axe To Grind
A Nazi By Any Other Name
Ancestral Weapon
Anchored Attack Stance
Anchored Ship
Anchors Away
Ancient Africa
Ancient Astronauts
Ancient Conspiracy
Ancient Egypt
Ancient Evil
Ancient Grome
Ancient Keeper
Ancient Order Of Protectors
Ancient Rome
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tradition
And A Diet Coke
And All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt
And Another Thing
And Call Him George
And Here He Comes Now
And Im The Queen Of Sheba
And I Must Scream
And Knowing Is Half The Battle
And Man Grew Proud
And Mission Control Rejoiced
And Ninety Nine Cents
And Now For Someone Completely Different
And Now You Must Marry Me
Androcles Lion
Androids And Detectives
Androids Are People Too
And Show It To You
And Some Other Stuff
And Starring
And That Little Girl Was Me
And Thats Terrible
And That Would Be Wrong
And The Adventure Continues
And Then I Said
And Then John Was A Zombie
And Then What
And The Rest
And There Was Much Rejoicing
And This Is For
And Your Little Dog Too
And Your Reward Is Clothes
And Your Reward Is Edible
And Your Reward Is Infancy
And Your Reward Is Interior Decorating
And You Thought It Was A Game
And You Thought It Was Real
And You Thought It Would Fail
And You Were There
Anecdotal Fallacy
An Economy Is You
An Entrepreneur Is You
Angel Devil Shipping
Angel Face Demon Face
Angelic Abomination
Angelic Aliens
Angelic Beauty
Angelic Transformation
Angels Devils And Squid
Angels In Overcoats
Angels Pose
Angel Unaware
Anger Born Of Worry
Anger Is Not Enough
Anger Montage
Angrish
Angry Black Man
Angry Chef
Angry Collar Grab
Angry Dance
Angry Eyebrows
Angry Fist Shake
Angry Guard Dog
Angry Mob Song
Angry White Man
Angst
Angst Aversion
Angst Coma
Angst Dissonance
Angst Nuke
Angst What Angst
Angsty Surviving Twin
Anguished Declaration Of Love
An Ice Person
An Ice Suit
Animal Assassin
Animal Athlete Loophole
Animal Battle Aura
Animal Chick Magnet
Animal Eared Headband
Animal Espionage
Animal Eyes
Animal Eye Spy
Animal Facial Hair
Animal Gender Bender
Animal Is The New Man
Animalistic Abomination
Animal Jingoism
Animal Lover
Animal Mecha
Animal Metaphor
Animal Motifs
Animal Motif Team
Animal Naming Conventions
Animal Nemesis
Animal Reaction Shot
Animal Religion
Animals Fear Neutering
Animals Hate Him
Animals Lack Attributes
Animals Not To Scale
Animal Species Accent
Animals See In Monochrome
Animal Stampede
Animal Stereotypes
Animal Superheroes
Animal Talk
Animal Testing
Animal Themed Superbeing
Animal Theme Naming
Animal Wrongs Group
Animate Body Parts
Animated Actors
Animated Adaptation
Animated Anthology
Animated Armor
Animated Credits Opening
Animate Dead
Animated Musical
Animated Music Video
Animated Outtakes
Animated Tattoo
Animate Inanimate Object
Animating Artifact
Animation Age Ghetto
Animation Anatomy Aging
Animation Bump
Animation Lead Time
Animation Meme
Anime Accent Absence
Anime And Manga Of The2020s
Anime Catholicism
Anime Chinese Girl
Anime First
Anime Hair
Animeland
Animesque
Anime Theme Song
An Immigrants Tale
Animorphism
An Insert
An Interior Designer Is You
Ankle Drag
Announcer Chatter
Annoying Arrows
Annoying Background Event
Annoying Laugh
Annoying Patient
Annoying Video Game Helper
Annoying Younger Sibling
Annual Title
An Odd Place To Sleep
An Offer You Cant Refuse
Anomalous Art
Anonymous Author
Anonymous Band
Anonymous Benefactor
Anonymous Killer Narrator
Anonymous Ringer
Anorgasmia
Another Dimension
Another Mans Terror
Another Side Another Story
Another Story For Another Time
A Noun Referred To As X
Answer Cut
Answering Echo
Answer Song
Answers To The Name Of God
Antagonist Abilities
Antagonistic Governor
Antagonistic Offspring
Antagonist In Mourning
Antagonist Title
Antenna Adjusting
Antepiece
Anthology
Anthology Comic
Anthropic Principle
Anthropomorphic Animal Adaptation
Anthropomorphic Food
Anthropomorphic Personification
Anthropomorphic Shift
Anthropomorphic Transformation
Anthropomorphic Zig Zag
Anthropomorphized Anatomy
Anti Advice
Anti Air
Anti Anti Christ
Anti Armor
Anti Cavalry
Anti Christmas Song
Anticipatory Breath Spray
Anticlimactic Parent
Anti Climactic Unmasking
Anti Climax
Anticlimax Boss
Anti Climax Cut
Anti Debuff
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Antidote Effect
Anti Escape Mechanism
Anti Escapism Aesop
Anti Frustration Features
Anti Gravity Clothing
Anti Grinding
Anti Hero
Anti Hero Substitute
Anti Hero Team
Anti Hoarding
Anti Human Alliance
Anti Humor
Anti Idling
Anti Infantry
Anti Love Song
Anti Magic
Anti Magical Faction
Antimatter
Anti Mentor
Anti Metagame Character
Anti Mutiny
Anti Nepotism
Anti Police Song
Anti Poop Socking
Antiquated Linguistics
Anti Rage Quitting
Anti Regeneration
Anti Role Model
Anti School Uniforms Plot
Anti Smother Love Talk
Anti Sneeze Finger
Anti Structure
Anti Sue
Anti True Sight
Anti Vehicle
Anti Villain
Antlion Monster
Ant War
A Nuclear Error
Anvilicious
Anvil On Head
Anxiety Dreams
Any Last Words
Anyone Can Die
Anyone Remember Pogs
Anything But That
Anything Can Be Music
Anything That Moves
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
Anywhere But Their Lips
A Party Also Known As An Orgy
Apathetic Citizens
Apathetic Student
Apathetic Teacher
Apathy Killed The Cat
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Apes In Space
A Pet Into The Wild
A Pirate 400 Years Too Late
A Planet Named Zok
Apocalypse Anarchy
Apocalypse Cult
Apocalypse Hitler
Apocalypse How
Apocalypse Maiden
Apocalypse Not
Apocalypse Wow
Apocalyptic Gag Order
Apocalyptic Log
Apocalyptic Logistics
Apocalyptic Montage
Apologetic Attacker
Apologises A Lot
Apology Gift
Apothecary Alligator
Apparently Human Merfolk
Apparently Powerless Puppetmaster
Appeal To Audacity
Appeal To Authority
Appeal To Consequences
Appeal To Familial Wisdom
Appeal To Fear
Appeal To Flattery
Appeal To Force
Appeal To Ignorance
Appeal To Inherent Nature
Appeal To Nature
Appeal To Novelty
Appeal To Obscurity
Appeal To Pity
Appeal To Popularity
Appeal To Ridicule
Appeal To Tradition
Appeal To Vanity
Appeal To Wealth
Appeal To Worse Problems
Appearance Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
Appease The Volcano God
Appendage Assimilation
Appetite Equals Health
Apple For Teacher
Apple Of Discord
Appliance Defenestration
Applicability
Applied Mathematics
Appointment Television
Appropriate Animal Attire
Appropriated Appellation
Appropriated Title
Approval Of God
April Fools Day
April Fools Plot
Apron Matron
A Protagonist Is Ryu
A Protagonist Shall Lead Them
A Pupil Of Mine Until He Turned To Evil
Aquatic Mook
A Quest Giver Is You
Arab Beoble Talk
Arabian Nights Days
Arab Oil Sheikh
Arachnid Appearance And Attire
A Rare Sentence
Arbitrarily Large Bank Account
Arbitrarily Serialized Simultaneous Adventures
Arbitrary Augmentation Limit
Arbitrary Equipment Restriction
Arbitrary Gun Power
Arbitrary Headcount Limit
Arbitrary Maximum Range
Arbitrary Minimum Range
Arbitrary Mission Restriction
Arbitrary Skepticism
Arboreal Abode
Arcade Perfect Port
Arcade Sounds
Arcadia
Arcadian Interlude
Arc Break
Arc Fatigue
Archaeological Arms Race
Archaic Weapon For An Advanced Age
Archangel Gabriel
Archangel Michael
Archangel Raphael
Archangel Uriel
Arch Enemy
Archer Archetype
Arc Hero
Archetype
Archive Binge
Archived Army
Archive Panic
Archive Trawl
Archnemesis Dad
Arc Number
Arcology
Arc Symbol
Arc Villain
Arc Welding
Arc Words
Area 51
A Real Man Is A Killer
Area Of Effect
Arena Rock
Arent You Forgetting Someone
Arent You Going To Ravish Me
Are These Wires Important
Are We Getting This
Are We There Yet
Are You Pondering What Im Pondering
Are You Sure You Can Drive This Thing
Are You Sure You Want To Do That
Argentina Is Naziland
Argument Of Contradictions
Argumentum Ad Lapidem
Argumentum Ad Nauseam
A Riddle Wrapped In A Mystery Inside An Enigma
Aristocrats Are Evil
Aristocrat Team
Arkhams Razor
Arm Cannon
Armchair Military
Armed Altruism
Armed Blag
Armed Farces
Armed Legs
Armed With Canon
Armies Are Evil
Armless Biped
Armor And Magic Dont Mix
Armored But Frail
Armored Coffins
Armored Dragons
Armored Villains Unarmored Heroes
Armor Is Useless
Armor Meter
Armor Of Invincibility
Armor Piercing Attack
Armor Piercing Question
Armor Piercing Response
Armor Piercing Slap
Armor Points
Armoured Closet Gay
Arms And Armor Theme Naming
Arms Dealer
Arms Fair
Army Of Lawyers
Army Of The Ages
Army Of Thieves And Whores
Army Scout
A Round Of Drinks For The House
Aroused By Their Voice
Arranged Marriage
Arrange Mode
Arrested For Heroism
Arrogant God Vs Raging Monster
Arrogant Kung Fu Guy
Arrow Cam
Arrow Catch
Arrowgram
Arrows On Fire
Arsenal Attire
Arson Murder And Admiration
Arson Murder And Jaywalking
Arson Murder And Life Saving
Art Attacker
Art Course
Art Deco
Art Evolution
Artifact Alias
Artifact Collection Agency
Artifact Domination
Artifact Mook
Artifact Of Attraction
Artifact Of Death
Artifact Of Doom
Artifact Of Power
Artifact Title
Artificial Afterlife
Artificial Atmospheric Actions
Artificial Brilliance
Artificial Family Member
Artificial Gill
Artificial Gravity
Artificial Human
Artificial Hybrid
Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Limbs
Artificial Limbs Are Stronger
Artificial Meat
Artificial Outdoors Display
Artificial Riverbank
Artificial Script
Artificial Stupidity
Artificial Zombie
Art Imitates Art
Art Initiates Life
Artist Disillusionment
Artistic Age
Artistic License Animal Care
Artistic License Art
Artistic License Astronomy
Artistic License Awards
Artistic License Biology
Artistic License Cars
Artistic License Chemistry
Artistic License Economics
Artistic License Education
Artistic License Engineering
Artistic License Explosives
Artistic License Film Production
Artistic License Geography
Artistic License Geology
Artistic License Gun Safety
Artistic License History
Artistic License Law
Artistic License Linguistics
Artistic License Martial Arts
Artistic License Medicine
Artistic License Military
Artistic License Music
Artistic License Nuclear Physics
Artistic License Ornithology
Artistic License Paleontology
Artistic License Pharmacology
Artistic License Physics
Artistic License Politics
Artistic License Religion
Artistic License Ships
Artistic License Sports
Artistic License Statistics
Artistic License Traditional Christianity
Artistic License University Admissions
Artistic Stimulation
Artistic Title
Artists Are Attractive
Art Major Biology
Art Nouveau
Art Reflects Personality
Art Shift
Art Shifted Sequel
Art Style Dissonance
Artsy Beret
Artsy Moon
A Saint Named Mary
Asbestos Free Cereal
A Scar To Remember
Ascended Demon
Ascended Extra
Ascended Fanboy
Ascended Fanfic
Ascended Fanon
Ascended Fridge Horror
Ascended Glitch
Ascended Meme
Ascended To Carnivorism
Ascend To A Higher Plane Of Existence
Ascetic Aesthetic
Ascii Art
Asexuality
A Shared Suffering
Ashcan Copy
Ashes To Ashes
Ashes To Crashes
Ash Face
As Himself
A Show
Asian Airhead
Asian American Media
Asian And Nerdy
Asian Babymama
Asian Buck Teeth
Asian Drivers
Asian Hooker Stereotype
Asian Rudeness
Asian Rune Chant
Asian Speekee Engrish
Asian Store Owner
Aside Comment
Aside Glance
Asimovs Three Kinds Of Science Fiction
A Simple Plan
A Sinister Clue
Ask A Stupid Question
Asleep For Days
Asleep In Class
As Lethal As It Needs To Be
As Long As It Sounds Foreign
As Long As There Is Evil
As Long As There Is One Man
As Many X As There Are Y
ASMR Video
A Space Marine Is You
Aspect Montage
Aspect Ratio
Aspect Ratio Switch
A Spy At The Spa
Assassination Attempt
Assassination Sidequest
Assassin Outclassin
Assassins Are Always Betrayed
Assembly Line Fast Forward
Asshole Victim
Assimilation Academy
Assimilation Backfire
Assimilation Plot
Ass In A Lion Skin
Ass In Ambassador
Assist Character
Asskicking Equals Authority
Ass Kicking Pose
Ass Kicks You
Associated Composer
Association Fallacy
Asspull
Ass Shove
Assumed Win
Assurance Backfire
Asteroid Miners
Asteroids Monster
Asteroid Thicket
As The Good Book Says
Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance
Astonishingly Appropriate Interruption
A Storm Is Coming
Astral Checkerboard Decor
Astral Finale
Astral Projection
Astrologer
Astronomic Zoom
Astro Turf
Asymmetric Dilemma
Asymmetric Multiplayer
As You Know
A Tankard Of Moose Urine
At Arms Length
A Taste Of Defeat
A Taste Of Power
A Taste Of Their Own Medicine
A Taste Of The Lash
A Team Firing
A Team Montage
Ate His Gun
Ate It All
Ate The Spoon
Athens And Sparta
Athletic Arena Level
A Threesome Is Hot
Atlantis
Atlantis Is Boring
Atlas Pose
At Least I Admit It
Atmosphere Abuse
Atomic F Bomb
Atonement Detective
Atop A Mountain Of Corpses
A Tragedy Of Impulsiveness
Atrocious Alias
A Truce While We Gawk
A True Hero
A True Story In My Universe
Attackable Pickup
Attack Animal
Attack Attack Attack
Attack Attack Retreat Retreat
Attack Backfire
Attack Drone
Attack Hello
Attacking Through Yourself
Attack Its Weak Point
Attack Of The 50 Foot Whatever
Attack Of The Killer Whatever
Attack Of The Monster Appendage
Attack Of The Political Ad
Attack Of The Town Festival
Attack On One Is An Attack On All
Attack On The Heart
Attack Pattern Alpha
Attack Reflector
Attack The Mouth
Attack The Tail
Attempted Rape
Attending Your Own Funeral
Attention Deficit Creator Disorder
Attention Deficit Disciple
Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny
Attention Whore
At The Crossroads
At The Opera Tonight
Attractive Bent Gender
Attractive Bent Species
Attractiveness Discrimination
Attractiveness Isolation
Attractive Zombie
Attract Mode
A Twinkle In The Sky
Auction
Auction Of Evil
Audible Gleam
Audible Sharpness
Audience Alienating Premise
Audience Awareness Advantage
Audience Coloring Adaptation
Audience Game
Audience Monologue
Audience Murmurs
Audience Participation
Audience Participation Failure
Audience Participation Song
Audience Shift
Audience Surrogate
Audience What Audience
Audio Adaptation
Audio Diegesis
Audit Threat
Augmented Reality
Aura Vision
Auteur License
Authentication By Newspaper
Author Appeal
Author Avatar
Author Catchphrase
Author Existence Failure
Author Filibuster
Author Guest Spot
Authority Equals Asskicking
Authority In Name Only
Author Phobia
Author Powers
Authors Saving Throw
Author Tract
Author Usurpation
Author Vocabulary Calendar
Autobiographical Role
Autobots Rock Out
Autocannibalism
Autodoc
Auto Erotica
Auto Kitchen
Automated Automobiles
Automatic Crossbows
Automatic Level
Automatic New Game
Automaton Horses
Automobile Opening
Automobiles Are Alien
Auto Pilot Tutorial
Autopsy Snack Time
Auto Revive
Autosave
Auto Scrolling Level
Auto Tune
Avant Garde Metal
Avengers Assemble
Avenging The Villain
Averted Trope
A Villain Named Khan
A Villain Named Zrg
Avoiding The Great War
Avoid The Dreaded G Rating
Awakening The Sleeping Giant
Award Bait Song
Award Category Fraud
Award Show
Award Snub
Away In A Manger
A Way Out Of A Cave In
A Weighty Aesop
Awesome Anachronistic Apparel
Awesome Aussie
Awesome Backpack
Awesome But Impractical
Awesome But Temporary
Awesome Dear Boy
Awesome Ego
Awesome Mc Coolname
Awesome Moment Of Crowning
Awesomeness By Analysis
Awesomeness Induced Amnesia
Awesomeness Is A Force
Awesomeness Is Volatile
Awesomeness Meter
Awesomeness Withdrawal
Awesome Personnel Carrier
Awesome Underwater World
Awful British Sex Comedy
Awful Truth
Awful Wedded Life
A Wild Rapper Appears
A Winner Is You
A Wizard Did It
Awkward Father Son Bonding Activity
Awkward First Sleepover
Awkward Kiss
Awkwardly Placed Bathtub
Awkward Silence Entrance
Aw Look They Really Do Love Each Other
A Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
A World Half Full
Ax Crazy
Axe Before Entering
Axes At School
A Year And A Day
Baa Bomb
Babies Ever After
Babies Make Everything Better
Baby Boomers
Baby Carriage
Baby Doll Baby
Baby Factory
Baby Language
Baby Morph Episode
Baby Name Trend Starter
Baby Planet
Baby See Baby Do
Babys First Words
Babysitter From Hell
Babysitting Episode
Baby Talk
Bachelor Auction
Back Alley Doctor
Back Blocking
Backed By The Pentagon
Back For The Dead
Back For The Finale
Back From The Brink
Back From The Dead
Background Boss
Background Halo
Background Magic Field
Background Music
Background Music Override
Backhanded Apology
Backing Away Slowly
Back In The Saddle
Backpack Cannon
Backported Development
Backseat Driver
Back Seats Are Just For Show
Back Stab
Backstab Backfire
Backstabbing The Alpha Bitch
Back Story
Backstory Horror
Backstory Invader
Backstory Of The Day
Back That Light Up
Back To Back Badasses
Back To Base Form
Back To Front
Back To School
Back To The Early Installment
Backtracking
Backup Bluff
Backup From Otherworld
Backup Twin
Backwards Firing Gun
Backyard Wrestling
Badass Adorable
Badass And Baby
Badass And Child Duo
Badass Arm Fold
Badass Army
Badass Back
Badass Bandolier
Badass Baritone
Badass Beard
Badass Biker
Badass Bookworm
Badass Bureaucrat
Badass Bystander
Badass Cape
Badass Creed
Badass Crew
Badass Decay
Badass Driver
Badasses Wear Bandanas
Badass Family
Badass Fingersnap
Badass Gay
Badass Grandpa
Badass In A Nice Suit
Badass In Distress
Badass Israeli
Badass Longcoat
Badass Long Robe
Badass Minds Think Alike
Badass Mustache
Badass Native
Badass Normal
Badass On Paper
Badass Pacifist
Badass Preacher
Bad Ass Santa
Badass Teacher
Badass Transplant
Badass Unintentional
Bad Bad Acting
Bad Black Barf
Bad Boss
Badbutt
Bad Cop Incompetent Cop
Bad Date
Baddie Flattery
Bad Dreams
Bad Export For You
Bad Future
Badges And Dog Tags
Bad Girl Comic
Bad Girl Song
Bad Guy Bar
Bad Guys Do The Dirty Work
Bad Guys Play Pool
Bad Habits
Bad Humor Truck
Bad Impressionists
Bad Is Good And Good Is Bad
Bad Job Worse Uniform
Bad Liar
Bad Luck Charm
Badly Battered Babysitter
Bad Mood As An Excuse
Bad Mood Retreat
Bad Moon Rising
Bad News In A Good Way
Bad News Irrelevant News
Bad Ol Badger
Bad Omen Anecdote
Bad People Abuse Animals
Bad Powers Bad People
Bad Powers Good People
Bad Present
Bad Samaritan
Bad Santa
Bad To The Bone
Bad To The Last Drop
Bad Vibrations
Bad With The Bone
Bag Of Holding
Bag Of Kidnapping
Bag Of Sharing
Bag Of Spilling
Bags Of Letters
Baguette Beatdown
Bail Equals Freedom
Bait And Switch
Bait And Switch Accusation
Bait And Switch Boss
Bait And Switch Comment
Bait And Switch Comparison
Bait And Switch Credits
Bait And Switch Gunshot
Bait And Switch Lesbians
Bait And Switch Sentiment
Bait And Switch Tyrant
Bait The Dog
Bakeneko And Nekomata
Baker Street Regular
Balance Between Good And Evil
Balance Buff
Balanced Harem
Balance Of Power
Balance Power Skill Gimmick
Balance Speed Strength Trio
Balancing Deaths Books
Balcony Escape
Balcony Speech
Balcony Wooing Scene
Bald Black Leader Guy
Baldness Angst
Bald Of Awesome
Bald Of Evil
Bald Women
Baleful Polymorph
Balkanize Me
Ballad Of X
Ball Cannon
Ballet Episode
Ballistic Bone
Ballistic Discount
Ball Of Light Transformation
Balloonacy
Balloon Belly
Balloon Bursting Bird
Ballroom Blitz
Balls Gag
Balls Of Steel
Bambification
Bamboo Technology
Banana In The Tailpipe
Banana Peel
Banana Republic
Bandage Babe
Bandaged Face
Bandage Mummy
Bandage Wince
Band Geek
Bandit Clan
Bandit Mook
Bandito
Band Land
Band Of Brothels
Band Of Brothers
Band Of Relatives
Band Toon
Bandwagon Fallacy
Band Wagon Technique
Bang Bang BANG
BANG Flag Gun
Banging For Help
Banging Pots And Pans
Banishing Ritual
Banister Slide
Bank Robbery
Bankruptcy Barrel
Bank Toaster
Banned Episode
Banned In China
Ban On AI
Ban On Magic
Ban On Politics
Baphomet
Bara Genre
Barbarian Hero
Barbarian Longhair
Barbarian Tribe
Barbaric Bully
Barbershop Quartets Are Funny
Barbie Doll Anatomy
Bar Brawl
Bare Fisted Monk
Barefoot Captives
Barefoot Cartoon Animal
Barefoot Loon
Barefoot Poverty
Barefoot Sage
Barefoot Suicide
Barehanded Bar Bending
Barehanded Blade Block
Bare Handed Puppetry
Barely Missed Cushion
Barely There Swimwear
Bare Your Midriff
Bar Full Of Aliens
Bargain With Heaven
Barn Raising
Baroque Music
Baroque Pop
Barred From The Afterlife
Barrier Busting Blow
Barrier Change Boss
Barrier Maiden
Barrier Warrior
Barsetshire
Bar Sinister
Bar Slide
Baseball Episode
Base Breaking Character
Based On A Dream
Based On A Great Big Lie
Based On An Advice Book
Baseless Mission
Basement Dweller
Base On Wheels
Bash Brothers
Basic Instinct Legs Crossing Parody
Basilisk And Cockatrice
Basso Profundo
Bastard Angst
Bastard Bastard
Bastard Boyfriend
Bastard Girlfriend
Bastardly Speech
Bastard Understudy
Bat Deduction
Bat Family Crossover
Bathe Her And Bring Her To Me
Bathing Beauty
Bath Kick
Bath Of Poverty
Bathos
Bathroom Brawl
Bathroom Break Out
Bathroom Stall Graffiti
Bathroom Stall Of Angst
Bathroom Stall Of Overheard Insults
Baths Are Fun
Bath Suicide
Bathtub Bonding
Bathtub Mermaid
Bathtub Scene
Batman Can Breathe In Space
Batman Cold Open
Batman Gambit
Batman Grabs A Gun
Batman In My Basement
Batman Parody
Bat Out Of Hell
Bat Scare
Bat Signal
Battering Ram
Batter Up
Battle Amongst The Flames
Battle Aura
Battleaxe Nurse
Battle Ballgown
Battle Baton
Battle Boomerang
Battle Butler
Battle Chant
Battle Couple
Battle Cry
Battle Discretion Shot
Battle Epic
Battle Halting Duel
Battle Harem
Battle Interrupting Shout
Battle In The Center Of The Mind
Battle In The Rain
Battle Intro
Battle Of The Bands
Battle Of The Still Frames
Battle Of Wits
Battle Rapping
Battle Royale Game
Battleship Raid
Battle Strip
Battle Theme Music
Battle Thralls
Battle Tops
Battle Trophy
Batty Books
Batty Lip Burbling
Bavarian Fire Drill
Bawdy Song
Bayonet Ya
Bazaar Of The Bizarre
BBC Quarry
Beach Bury
Beachcombing
Beach Episode
Beach Kiss
Beady Eyed Loser
Beak Attack
Be All My Sins Remembered
Beam Me Up Scotty
Beam Of Enlightenment
Beam O War
Beam Spam
Bearded Baby
Beardness Protection Program
Beard Of Barbarism
Beard Of Directors
Beard Of Evil
Beard Of Sorrow
Bearer Of Bad News
Bear Hug
Bears Are Bad News
Bear Trap
Beary Friendly
Beary Funny
Beast And Beauty
Beastess
Beast Fable
Beast In The Maze
Beastly Bloodsports
Beast Man
Beast Of Battle
Beast Of The Apocalypse
Beast With A Human Face
Be As Unhelpful As Possible
Beat
Beat Bag
Beating A Dead Player
Beat It By Compulsion
Beatnik
Beat Panel
Beat Still My Heart
Beat The Curse Out Of Him
Beat Them At Their Own Game
Beautiful All Along
Beautiful Condemned Building
Beautiful Dreamer
Beautiful Singing Voice
Beautiful Slave Girl
Beautiful Void
Beauty Brains And Brawn
Beauty Contest
Beauty Equals Goodness
Beauty Inversion
Beauty Is Bad
Beauty Is Best
Beauty Is Never Tarnished
Beauty Mark
Beauty To Beast
Be A Whore To Get Your Man
Became Their Own Antithesis
Be Careful What You Say
Be Careful What You Wish For
Because Destiny Says So
Because Im Good At It
Because I Said So
Because You Can Cope
Because You Were Nice To Me
Become A Real Boy
Become Your Weapon
Becoming Part Of The Image
Becoming The Boast
Becoming The Costume
Becoming The Genie
Becoming The Mask
Bed Full Of Women
Bedlah Babe
Bedlam House
Bedmate Reveal
Bedouin Rescue Service
Bedroom Adultery Scene
Bedsheet Ghost
Bedsheet Ladder
Bedtime Brainwashing
Bed Trick
Bee Afraid
Bee Bee Gun
Beef Bandage
Beef Gate
Beehive Barrier
Beehive Hairdo
Beelzebub
Been There Shaped History
Bee People
Beeping Computers
Beergasm
Beer Goggles
Beethoven Was An Alien Spy
Beetle Maniac
Before And After Pictures
Before I Change My Mind
Before My Time
Before The Dark Times
Befriending The Enemy
Beggar With A Signboard
Begging The Question
Beginners Luck
Begin With A Finisher
Begone Bribe
Behavioral Conditioning
Behemoth Battle
Behind A Stick
Behind Every Great Man
Behind The Black
Beige Prose
Being Evil Sucks
Being God Is Hard
Being Good Sucks
Being Human Sucks
Being Personal Isnt Professional
Being Tortured Makes You Evil
Being Watched
Belated Backstory
Belated Happy Ending
Belated Love Epiphany
Beleaguered Assistant
Beleaguered Boss
Beleaguered Bureaucrat
Beleaguered Childhood Friend
Belief Makes You Stupid
Believing Their Own Lies
Belligerent Sexual Tension
Bellisarios Maxim
Belly Buttonless
Belly Dancer
Belly Flop Crushing
Belly Mouth
Belly Scraping Flight
Be My Valentine
Bench Breaker
Benched Hero
Beneath Notice
Beneath Suspicion
Beneath The Earth
Beneath The Mask
Beneficial Disease
Benevolent AI
Benevolent Alien Invasion
Benevolent Architecture
Benevolent Boss
Benevolent Conspiracy
Benevolent Genie
Benevolent Mage Ruler
Benevolent Monsters
Benevolent Precursors
Bequeathed Power
Be Quiet Nudge
Berate And Switch
Berserk Board Barricade
Berserk Button
Berserker Tears
Bespectacled Bastard Boyfriend
Bested At Bowling
Bested By The Inexperienced
Best For Last
Best Friend
Best Friend Manual
Best Friends In Law
Best Her To Bed Her
Bestiality Is Depraved
Best Is Average Better Is Best
Best Known For The Fanservice
Best Of All Possible Worlds
Best Of Anthology
Best Out Of Infinity
Best Served Cold
Best Woman
Best Years Of Your Life
Beta Bitch
Beta Couple
Beta Outfit
Beta Test Baddie
Be The Ball
Betrayal By Inaction
Betrayal By Offspring
Betrayal Fic
Betrayal Insurance
Better As Friends
Better By A Different Name
Better Living Through Evil
Better Manhandle The Murder Weapon
Better On DVD
Better Than A Bare Bulb
Better Than Canon
Better Than New
Better Than Sex
Better The Devil You Know
Better To Die Than Be Killed
Betting Mini Game
Betty And Veronica
Betty And Veronica Switch
Between My Legs
Beware My Stinger Tail
Beware Of Hitchhiking Ghosts
Beware Of Vicious Dog
Beware The Honest Ones
Beware The Living
Beware The Mind Reader
Beware The Nice Ones
Beware The Quiet Ones
Beware The Silly Ones
Beware The Superman
Bewildering Punishment
Bewitched Amphibians
Beyond Redemption
Beyond The Impossible
Be Yourself
BFG
BFS
Bias Steamroller
Bibles From The Dead
Bible Times
Biblical Bad Guy
Bicep Kiss
Bicep Polishing Gesture
Bickering Couple Peaceful Couple
Bifauxnen
Bifauxnen And Ladette
Bifurcated Weapon
Big Anime Eyes
Big Applesauce
Big Bad
Big Badass Battle Sequence
Big Badass Rig
Big Bad Duumvirate
Big Bad Ensemble
Big Bad Friend
Big Bad Slippage
Big Bad Wannabe
Big Ball Of Violence
Big Band
Big Beautiful Man
Big Beautiful Woman
Big Blackout
Big Book Of War
Big Boos Haunt
Big Bra To Fill
Big Breast Pride
Big Brother Attraction
Big Brother Bully
Big Brother Instinct
Big Brother Is Employing You
Big Brother Is Watching
Big Brother Mentor
Big Brother Worship
Big Budget Beef Up
Big Bulky Bomb
Big Creepy Crawlies
Big Damn Fire Exit
Big Damn Heroes
Big Damn Movie
Big Damn Reunion
Big Damn Villains
Big Dam Plot
Big Disaster Plot
Big Door
Big Dumb Body
Big Dumb Object
Big Eater
Big Ego Hidden Depths
Big Electric Switch
Big Entrance
Big Eyes Little Eyes
Big Fancy Castle
Big Fancy House
Big Fat Future
Big First Choice
Bigfoot Sasquatch And Yeti
Big Friendly Dog
Big Fun
Big Game
Bigger Is Better
Bigger Is Better In Bed
Bigger On The Inside
Bigger Stick
Bigger Than Jesus
Big Good
Big Guy Fatality Syndrome
Big Guy Little Guy
Big Guy Rodeo
Big Head Mode
Big Heroic Run
Big Honking Traffic Jam
Big Labyrinthine Building
Big Lipped Alligator Moment
Big Little Brother
Big Little Man
Big Man On Campus
Big Name Fan
Big Never
Big No
Big Ol Eyebrows
Big Ol Unibrow
Big OMG
Bigotry Exception
Bigot Vs Bigot
Bigot With A Crush
Big Red Button
Big Red Devil
Big Rock Ending
Big Screwed Up Family
Big Secret
Big Shadow Little Creature
Big Shut Up
Big Sleep
Big Store
Big Storm Episode
Big Stupid Doodoo Head
Big Thin Short Trio
Big What
Big Why
Big Win Sirens
Big Word Shout
Big Yes
Biker Babe
Bile Fascination
Bilingual Backfire
Bilingual Bonus
Bilingual Dialogue
Bill Bill Junk Bill
Billboard Epic
Billed Above The Title
Billing Displacement
Billions Of Buttons
Billy Elliot Plot
Billy Needs An Organ
Binary Suns
Binding Ancient Treaty
Bindle Stick
Binge Montage
Binocular Shot
Binomium Ridiculus
Bio Armor
Bio Augmentation
Biodata
Biography
Biography A Clef
Biological Weapons Solve Everything
Bioluminescence Is Cool
Biomanipulation
Biopic
Bio Punk
Biotech Is Better
Bioweapon Beast
Birdcaged
Bird People
Bird Poop Gag
Birds Of A Feather
Birthday Buddies
Birthday Episode
Birthday Hater
Birthday Party Goes Wrong
Birthday Suit Surprise Party
Birth Death Juxtaposition
Birthmark Of Destiny
Bishie Sparkle
Bishonen
Bishonen Jump Syndrome
Bishonen Line
Bishoujo
Bishoujo Series
Bit By Bit Transformation
Bitch Alert
Bit Character
Bitch In Sheeps Clothing
Bitch Slap
Bite Of Affection
Bite The Wax Tadpole
Bi The Way
Biting The Hand Humor
Biting The Handkerchief
Bit Part Bad Guys
Bits Of Me Keep Passing Out
Bitter Almonds
Bittersweet Ending
Bittersweet Seventeen
Bitter Wedding Speech
Bitz Box
Bizarrchitecture
Bizarre Alien Biology
Bizarre Alien Limbs
Bizarre Alien Locomotion
Bizarre Alien Psychology
Bizarre Alien Reproduction
Bizarre Alien Senses
Bizarre Alien Sexes
Bizarre And Improbable Ballistics
Bizarre And Improbable Giraffe Herding Techniques
Bizarre And Improbable Golf Game
Bizarre Baby Boom
Bizarre Foods
Bizarre Human Biology
Bizarre Instrument
Bizarre Puzzle Game
Bizarre Seasons
Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism
Bizarre Taste In Food
Bizarro Elements
Bizarro Episode
Bizarro Fiction
Bizarro Universe
Black And Gray Morality
Black And Nerdy
Black And White Insanity
Black And White Magic
Black And White Morality
Black Bead Eyes
Black Belt In Origami
Black Blood
Black Boss Lady
Black Box
Black Bra And Panties
Black Bug Room
Black Cap Of Death
Black Cloak
Black Comedy
Black Comedy Animal Cruelty
Black Comedy Burst
Black Comedy Cannibalism
Black Comedy Rape
Black Dot Pupils
Black Dude Dies First
Black Eyes Of Crazy
Black Eyes Of Evil
Blackface
Black Gal On White Guy Drama
Black Helicopter
Black Hole Belly
Black Hole Sue
Black Is Bigger In Bed
Black Knight
Black Like Me
Black Mage
Black Magic
Black Magician Girl
Blackmail
Blackmail Backfire
Blackmail Is Such An Ugly Word
Black Market
Black Market Produce
Black Metal
Blackout Basement
Black Screen Of Death
Black Sheep
Black Sheep Hit
Black Shirt
Black Site
Black Speech
Black Spot
Black Swords Are Better
Black Tie Infiltration
Black Vikings
Black Widow
Bladder Of Steel
Blade Below The Shoulder
Blade Brake
Blade Lock
Blade Of Grass Cut
Blade On A Stick
Blade Reflection
Blade Run
Blade Spam
Blah Blah Blah
Blamed For Being Railroaded
Blame Game
Bland Name Product
Blank Book
Blanket Fort
Blanket Tug O War
Blank Face Of Shame
Blank Slate
Blank Stare
Blank White Eyes
Blank White Void
Blase Boast
Blasphemous Boast
Blasphemous Praise
Blasting It Out Of Their Hands
Blasting Time
Blast Out
Blatant Burglar
Blatant Item Placement
Blatant Lies
Blaxploitation
Blaxploitation Parody
Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce
Bleached Underpants
Bleak Abyss Retirement Home
Bleak Border Base
Bleak Level
Bleed Em And Weep
Bleep Dammit
Blended Family Drama
Blessed With Suck
Blind Alley
Blind And The Beast
Blind Bag Collectables
Blind Black Guy
Blind Date
Blind Driving
Blinded By Rage
Blinded By The Light
Blindfolded Trip
Blindfolded Vision
Blind Idiot Translation
Blinding Bangs
Blinding Camera Flash
Blind Jump
Blind Justice
Blind Mistake
Blind Musician
Blind Obedience
Blind Seer
Blind Shoulder Toss
Blind Weaponmaster
Blind Without Em
Bling Bling Bang
Bling Of War
Blipvert
Blithe Spirit
Blitz Evacuees
Blob Monster
Blocking Stops All Damage
Block Puzzle
Blofeld Ploy
Blogosphere
Blonde Brunette Redhead
Blonde Republican Sex Kitten
Blood Bath
Bloodbath Villain Origin
Blood Brothers
Blood From Every Orifice
Blood From The Mouth
Bloodier And Gorier
Blood Iron
Blood Is Squicker In Water
Blood Is The New Black
Blood Knight
Bloodless Carnage
Blood Lust
Blood Magic
Blood Oath
Blood On The Debate Floor
Blood Splattered Innocents
Blood Splattered Warrior
Blood Splattered Wedding Dress
Blood Sport
Bloodstained Glass Windows
Blood Stained Letter
Bloodsucking Bats
Blood Upgrade
Bloody Bowels Of Hell
Bloody Handprint
Bloody Hilarious
Bloody Horror
Bloody Murder
Blooper
Blow Gun
Blowing A Raspberry
Blowing Smoke Rings
Blown Across The Room
Blow That Horn
Blow You Away
Blue And Orange Morality
Bluebird Of Happiness
Blue Blood
Blue Collar Warlock
Blue Fever
Bluegrass
Blue Is Heroic
Blue Link
Blue Liquid Absorbent
Blue Means Cold
Bluenose Bowdlerizer
Blues
Blue Shifting
Blues Rock
Blue With Shock
Bluffing The Advance Scout
Bluffing The Authorities
Bluffing The Murderer
Bluff The Eavesdropper
Bluff The Impostor
Blunder Correcting Impulse
Blunt Metaphors Trauma
Blunt Yes
Blush Sticker
B Movie
Boarding Party
Boarding Pod
Boarding School
Boarding School Of Horrors
Board To Death
Boastful Rap
Bob From Accounting
Bob Ross Rib
Bo Diddley Beat
Body Armor As Hit Points
Body Backup Drive
Bodybag Trick
Body Count Competition
Body Double
Bodyguard Babes
Bodyguard Betrayal
Bodyguard Crush
Bodyguarding A Badass
Body Horror
Body In A Breadbox
Body Motifs
Body Of Bodies
Body Of The Week
Body Paint
Body Pocket
Body Sled
Body Snatcher
Body Surf
Body Sushi
Body To Jewel
Body Wipe
Boggles The Mind
Bohemian Parody
Boisterous Bruiser
Boisterous Weakling
Boke And Tsukkomi Routine
Bokukko
Bold Explorer
Bold Inflation
Boldly Coming
Bolero Effect
Bolivian Army Cliffhanger
Bolivian Army Ending
Bollywood Nerd
Bolt Of Divine Retribution
Bomb Disposal
Bombers On The Screen
Bombproof Appliance
Bomb Throwing Anarchists
Bomb Whistle
Bondage Is Bad
Bond Breaker
Bond Creatures
Bond Gun Barrel
Bonding Over Missing Parents
Bonding Through Shared Earbuds
Bond One Liner
Bond Villain Stupidity
Bonsai Forest
Bonus Boss
Bonus Dungeon
Bonus Episode
Bonus Feature Failure
Bonus Level Of Heaven
Bonus Material
Bonus Round
Bonus Space
Bonus Stage
Bonus Stage Collectables
Boobs And Butt Pose
Boobs Of Steel
Booby Trap
Boogie Knights
Book And Switch
Book Burning
Bookcase Passage
Book Dumb
Book Ends
Book On The Head
Book Safe
Bookshelf Dominoes
Book Snap
Books That Bite
Bookworm
Boomerang Bigot
Boomerang Comeback
Boom Headshot
Boom In The Hand
Boom Stick
Boom Town
Boot Camp Episode
Boots Of Toughness
Bootstrapped Leitmotif
Bootstrapped Theme
Booze Based Buff
Booze Flamethrower
Border Patrol
Boredom Montage
Bored With Insanity
Boring Broadcaster
Boring But Practical
Boring Insult
Boring Return Journey
Born Again Immortality
Born As An Adult
Born Detective
Born During A Storm
Born From Plants
Born In An Elevator
Born In The Saddle
Born In The Theatre
Born In The Wrong Century
Born Into Slavery
Born Lucky
Born Of Heaven And Hell
Born Of Magic
Born Under The Sail
Born Unlucky
Born Winner
Borrowed Biometric Bypass
Borrowed Catchphrase
Borrowin Samedi
Borscht Belt
Boss Arena Idiocy
Boss Arena Recovery
Boss Arena Urgency
Boss Banter
Boss Bonanza
Boss Button
Boss Corridor
Boss Dissonance
Boss Game
Boss In Mook Clothing
Boss Only Level
Boss Remix
Boss Room
Boss Rush
Boss Subtitles
Bosss Unfavorite Employee
Boss Vulnerability
Boss Warning Siren
Botanical Abomination
Bothering By The Book
Both Order And Chaos Are Dangerous
Both Sides Have A Point
Bottled Cool
Bottled Heroic Resolve
Bottle Episode
Bottomless Bladder
Bottomless Fuel Tanks
Bottomless Magazines
Bottomless Pit Rescue Service
Bottomless Pits
Bottom Of The Barrel Joke
Boulder Bludgeon
Bouncer
Bouncing Battler
Bound And Gagged
Boundareefs
Bounty Hunter
Bouquet Toss
Bourgeois Bohemian
Bourgeois Bumpkin
Bow And Sword In Accord
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
Bowdlerise
Bowel Breaking Bricks
Bowled Over
Bowling For Ratings
Bows Versus Crossbows
Box And Stick Trap
Boxed Crook
Boxed Set
Boxing Battler
Boxing Kangaroo
Boxing Lesson
Boxing Lessons For Superman
Box Office Bomb
Boy Band
Boyfriend Bluff
Boyish Short Hair
Boy Meets Ghoul
Boy Meets Girl
Boys Like Creepy Critters
Braces Of Orthodontic Overkill
Braggart Boss
Bragging Rights Option
Bragging Rights Reward
Bragging Theme Tune
Braids Beads And Buckskins
Braids Of Action
Braids Of Barbarism
Brain Bleach
Brain Chain
Brain Computer Interface
Brain Critical Mass
Brain Drain
Brain Fever
Brain Food
Brain Freeze
Brain In A Jar
Brainless Beauty
Brain Monster
Brains And Bondage
Brains And Brawn
Brains Evil Brawn Good
Brain Transplant
Brain Uploading
Brainwashed
Brainwashed And Crazy
Brainwashing For The Greater Good
Brainwash Residue
Brain With A Manual Control
Brainy Baby
Brainy Brunette
Brake Angrily
Branch And Bottleneck Plot Structure
Brandishment Bluff
Brand Names Are Better
Brand Name Takeover
Brand X
Brass Balls
Brats With Slingshots
Bratty Food Demand
Bratty Half Pint
Bratty Teenage Daughter
Brave Scot
Braving The Blizzard
Brawler Lock
Brawn Hilda
Breaching The Wall
Breach Of Promise Of Marriage
Bread And Circuses
Bread Eggs Breaded Eggs
Bread Eggs Milk Squick
Breakable Power Up
Breakable Weapons
Breakaway Advertisement
Breakaway Pop Hit
Breakfast Club
Break His Heart To Save Him
Breaking And Bloodsucking
Breaking Bad News Gently
Breaking In Old Habits
Breaking Old Trends
Breaking Out
Breaking Out The Boss
Breaking The Bonds
Breaking The Cycle Of Bad Parenting
Breaking The Fellowship
Breaking The Fourth Wall
Breaking The Glass Ceiling
Breaking The Reviewers Wall
Break In Threat
Break Meter
Breakout Character
Breakout Mook Character
Break Out The Museum Piece
Breakout Villain
Break The Badass
Break The Believer
Break The Cutie
Break The Fake
Break The Haughty
Break Them By Talking
Break The Motivational Speaker
Break The Scientist
Breakthrough Hit
Break Up Bonfire
Breakup Breakout
Break Up Demand
Break Up Make Up Scenario
Breakup Song
Break Up To Make Up
Breast Attack
Breast Expansion
Breathable Liquid
Breathe On The Fan
Breather Boss
Breather Episode
Breather Level
Breath Holding Brat
Breathless Non Sequitur
Breath Weapon
Breeding Cult
Breeding Slave
Briar Patching
Bribe Backfire
Bribing Your Way To Victory
Brick Break
Brick Joke
Bridal Carry
Bride And Switch
Bridezilla
Bridge Bunnies
Bridge Logic
Brief Accent Imitation
Briefcase Blaster
Briefcase Full Of Money
Briefer Than They Think
Briefs Boasting
Briffits And Squeans
Brig Ball Bouncing
Bright Castle
Bright Is Not Good
Brilliant But Lazy
Bring Help Back
Bring Him To Me
Bringing In The Expert
Bringing Running Shoes To A Car Chase
Bring It
Bring It Back Alive
Bring My Brown Pants
Bring My Red Jacket
Bring News Back
Bring The Anchor Along
Bring Them Around
Britain Is Only London
British Brevity
British Conspiracy Thriller
British Humour
British Nazis
British Rockstar
British Royal Guards
British Stuffiness
British Teeth
Britpop
Broadcast Live
Broad Strokes
Broke Episode
Broken Ace
Broken Aesop
Broken Angel
Broken Base
Broken Bird
Broken Bridge
Broken Echo
Broken Faceplate
Broken Glass Penalty
Broken Heel
Broken Hero
Broken Lever Of Doom
Broken Masquerade
Broken Messiah
Broken Pedestal
Broken Record
Broken Smile
Broken Tears
Broken Treasure
Broken Window Warning
Broken Win Loss Streak
Broke The Rating Scale
Broke Your Arm Punching Out Cth...