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Posted 15 years ago
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!!my friend wanted a fa account and she wanted death so.. I helped her get, thank you to dragoneer! :3 AND AW YEAH ZEBRA. GOGOGO
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Posted 15 years agoBumping off that other journal & this week really seems to be dragging over.. e___e
Urban Dictionary
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
because it looked fun.
Paste The First Result For Your Search
type In...
1.) YOUR NAME?
"Kimberly"
A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.
Going on a mission trip to Ukraine is such a Kimberly thing to do.
2.) YOUR AGE?
"16"
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Scarlett"
A deep lovely colored red. This is also the name of the main character, Scarlett O'Hara, in the novel 'Gone With the Wind' by Margaret Mitchell.
Today the name Scarlett is raising in popularity due to such actress' as Scarlett Johansson bearing the name.
"Alix"
An awesome person. A little impossible to find free, but worth the wait.
I wish all my friends were like Alix
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
"Sleeping"
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
"purple"
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6.) BIRTHPLACE?
"Bishop"
The highest level of the Roman Catholic clergy. Rules over an area called a diocese. Can ordain priests. Wears a tall, pointed hat called a miter; carries a staff called a crosier; wears a large cross and a large ring. Answerable to the pope.
Did your bishop just checkmate my king?
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
"23"
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
"Natalie"
A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie
10.) NICKNAMES?
"Zebra" (I get this a lot, irl.)
TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.
Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
because it looked fun.Paste The First Result For Your Search
type In...
1.) YOUR NAME?
"Kimberly"
A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.
Going on a mission trip to Ukraine is such a Kimberly thing to do.
2.) YOUR AGE?
"16"
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Scarlett"
A deep lovely colored red. This is also the name of the main character, Scarlett O'Hara, in the novel 'Gone With the Wind' by Margaret Mitchell.
Today the name Scarlett is raising in popularity due to such actress' as Scarlett Johansson bearing the name.
"Alix"
An awesome person. A little impossible to find free, but worth the wait.
I wish all my friends were like Alix
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
"Sleeping"
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
"purple"
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6.) BIRTHPLACE?
"Bishop"
The highest level of the Roman Catholic clergy. Rules over an area called a diocese. Can ordain priests. Wears a tall, pointed hat called a miter; carries a staff called a crosier; wears a large cross and a large ring. Answerable to the pope.
Did your bishop just checkmate my king?
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
"23"
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
"Natalie"
A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie
10.) NICKNAMES?
"Zebra" (I get this a lot, irl.)
TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.
Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
COMMISSIONS
Posted 15 years agoI guess I'll take a shot at this, though I'm not really sure if any of you guys are interested in commissioning me, but yeah. Here I go.
((Obviously I can't do anything digital right now because my tablet isn't working very well, so all art will be traditonally drawn))
Prices;
pencil sketch; $1
inked + coloured; $3
Just note me for my paypal + if you're interested and I'll get back to you. :3
slots;
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((Obviously I can't do anything digital right now because my tablet isn't working very well, so all art will be traditonally drawn))
Prices;
pencil sketch; $1
inked + coloured; $3
Just note me for my paypal + if you're interested and I'll get back to you. :3
slots;
1.
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4.
HEY
Posted 15 years agoGO FORTH AND WISH 
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
DO IT OR I SHALL RAPE YOU ALL.
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.DO IT OR I SHALL RAPE YOU ALL.
TRADES?
Posted 15 years agoSo.. anyone up for a trade? :'D
DEAR WATCHERS
Posted 15 years agoTHOUGH I MAY NOT HAVE MANY OF YOU OUT THERE, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CLICK THIS LINK BELOW AND HELP HER OUT :3
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1456420/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1456420/
How Furry are you?
Posted 15 years agoturr durr, stolen from 
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (at a friend for a joke, yes..)
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (it's hard NOT to on this site. >:U)
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (i wish ;___;)
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (sometimes it happens!)
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? (KEEEP BELIEVING!!)
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (do it, im not even in the usa)
22. (x) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. (x) Does your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (sometimes. :U)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
YESSSSSSSSS I AM A HARDENED FURRY, which.. btw. sounds kinda hot.
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (at a friend for a joke, yes..)
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (it's hard NOT to on this site. >:U)
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (i wish ;___;)
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (sometimes it happens!)
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? (KEEEP BELIEVING!!)
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (do it, im not even in the usa)
22. (x) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. (x) Does your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (sometimes. :U)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
YESSSSSSSSS I AM A HARDENED FURRY, which.. btw. sounds kinda hot.
brb crying
Posted 15 years agoBECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE WHAT I WANTED, SO IM GOING TO MAKE A JOURNAL TO TELL EVERYONE AND CRY ABOUT IT
F5
Posted 15 years agoAW YEAH
hurr
Posted 15 years agoWOOO, go go go.
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Fill this out, I'm bored.
Posted 15 years agoI'm pretty sure I did this before a long time ago but whatever, I'm bored as hell so hurr.
______________________
Copy this, paste it into a reply, and fill it out!
~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
______________________
Copy this, paste it into a reply, and fill it out!
~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
