11/6/2025

Just making another post to finally get that other one off my front page (it’s been rotting there for 4 months) I don’t have anything specific to talk about

I am in quite good spirits right now :]







Yeah I literally have nothing good to talk about rn sorry for wasting your time lol

Bai bai
-YourLocalNoob

6/26/2025

I've decided to end my break early, as the biggest issue that made me take it has been dealt with as of recently.

I'm still very hurt at the moment, as I'm having to deal with cutting ties with someone, but as I usually say, there's always light at the end of the tunnel.


What y'all might like to hear though instead of my problems is while on my break I gained a shit ton of energy to draw and have been cooking up some fire drawings that I'll be posting soon

see y'all soon!

-YourLocalNoob

6/23/2025

Hey y'all imma just put the Eagel masquerade aside until shit gets better anyways

I have consistently maintained a daily online presence for a while now and most of the time things have been ok but with all the shit that's happened recently with new problems arising every few days I've been incredibly stressed, pissed off, etc.

Plus with all the shit our fat orange pile of shit of a president is doing there's a chance now that my city could get nuked in the near future so I got other things to worry about

I luv y'all but if I continue down the path I'm currently going right now without any intervention I'm probably going to drive myself to near suicide
So I'm just gonna step away for a bit

I need a few days to regain my composure and be away from all this shit because it's driving me fucking insane

Again I still luv y'all and I value each and every one of you

But I really fucking need this so I'm gonna take it.

Promise to be back Saturday but for now I really just need to be on my own

and I'd greatly appreciate if you didn't comment here when comments get re-enabled I'm not going to read them and really don't want to thank you very much.

thanks for understanding
unless you didn't somehow
either way
cya saturday

-YourLocalNoob

5/19/2025

Hey y'all, Eagel here.

I don't actually have anything to talk about, I just wanted to make a journal in the interim period mainly to get the journal I posted when I had COVID off to avoid confusion, but also just to send something out for now.

I have been working on art, but do note that not all the art I make is something I intend to post. Sometimes it's just to share between friends.
That being said, I do have some upcoming stuff that I will post here hopefully soon, so just stay with me for a little longer.

Y'all enjoy your spring now, ok?

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

(Update for those reading this after 3/29/2025: I've made a full recovery and am doing fine, no cause for concern.)

3/23/2025

Hi everyone, No Eagel masquerade today because I really don’t want to right now.

I don’t know if many of you have been wondering what’s going on with me or why I haven’t been active so much recently, but I thought I’d give you an update.

A few days ago, I finally caught a strain of SARS-CoV-2, and as a result, I have COVID. After 5 years of dodging it and slowing down on vaccinations, it caught me, and it’s been beating the ever loving shit out of me.

I’ve been bedridden dealing with temperatures of 103, while being freezing cold simultaneously, my whole body is in pain, and I can really only describe this as going straight through Hell.

Thankfully, through the aid of my friends, family, and a very friendly demon, I’ve been making a slow but steady recovery.

That being said, I’m still going to hold out on drawing for now until I’ve made more of a recovery than I have at the moment. So for now, please just bear with me, I’ll be back to drawing relatively soon.

Stay safe out there!
YourLocalNoob

1/1/2025

Heylo everyone, this is Eagel, welcome back to The Eagel Tribune!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here's to a good 2025!

Man, I know people say this a lot every year, but 2024 truly was a crazy year for us. We had to reorganize and sort out a lot of things in our life, cut people out, and we did reach some really low points. But the most important thing last year was we finally made our mark here. We started posting back in August, and since then:

We've gained 1500 views, 19 watchers, and 128 favorites,
We've made some truly amazing friends who are wonderful people,
We've started series and built characters that people love,

and most of all, I can pretty confidently say that we're finally happy with ourselves.

[Eagel masquerade off. This is me directly speaking to you now.]

For years at this point I've always had to hide something from others, and there was always something lingering there that made me worried, sad, anxious, almost every negative emotion. I would always be in fear that someone would find out about what I was interested in, and I hated myself sometimes just for being into what I'm into. But since beginning posting here, I've again met really great people who understand me, developed a following and people who truly enjoy my content, and I finally feel at peace with myself, and no longer feel that same sadness and anxiety I once had.

So really, from the bottom of my heart to everyone here, to those who watched, to those who commented, to those who favorited my art, even to those who just stopped by to check my art out,

Thank you so much for making my 2024 great, and let's keep going into 2025.

[Eagel masquerade back on]

That's all for now, enjoy your 2025!

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

12/4/2024

Hello everyone, this is Eagel, and welcome back to The Eagel Tribune!


Nothing much today, we were just wondering something.

If we potentially opened commissions for the Christmas/Winter season, what would y'all want us to offer?

Just to set some ground rules:
Absolutely no NSFW
That's basically it (Unless you guys say something worse)

That's all for now, stay tuned!

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

11/29/2024

Hello everyone, this is Eagel, welcome back to The Eagel Tribune!

I got a fun challenge for y'all.

What you will need:

1 Spotify Premium/Apple Music/Subscription to any music platform

1 Smartphone or any phone with a dial that makes noises when you press the buttons

The challenge is to listen to Tommy Tutone's 1981 Single 867-5309/Jenny with the Phone app open to the dial, and each time the song gets to the main chorus, try to press each button accurately to the beat of the song all 4 times.

A successful typing should look like:
86775309999
(Eight, Six, Sev-en, Five, Three, O, Ni-i-i-ine!)

And you've won if you can type it correctly all 4 times like this:
86775309999867753099998677530999986775309999

It's a fun little challenge and something to do if you're bored lol

Y'all have a good night!

(P.S. We'll be opening some Christmas commissions soon, so stay tuned for that!)

That's all for now, keep checking in for more TET, coming soon!

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

HI EVERYONE EAGEL HERE WELCOME TO TET AND SHIT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW


WE FINALLY HIT 1000 VIEWS ON FURAFFINITY! :D

It's only been 4 months since I began posting here and already so much has happened:

I've made new friends
I've collaborated with said friends
I've introduced my sonas and improved on my skills

and most importantly, I got you guys, the 1000 furballs who decided to check out my account :3

Now we don't really have much of an idea yet on what we want to do, but if y'all got any ideas, let us know below.

From all of us here behind the account,

Thank you!

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

11/7/2024

Hello everyone, Eagel here.

Sorry for being gone for a while, I know I said I had more along the way, but I tried making some new posts but couldn't think of anything too good and just kind of gave up. I was planning on returning at some point with the same silly posts that I originally wanted to make this series for, but I'm coming back for something a little different right now.

So, the 2024 Presidential election happened, and Donald Trump has won the election once again and is about to begin his 2nd term in January. Following the results, the I have noticed that a lot of my friends, family, really anyone I talk with regularly haven't been themselves since. They've been depressed, livid, all sorts of negative emotions, and they're in a state of constant worry now simply over the results of the electoral college. While I was disappointed with the results as well, I was all able to go about my day as normal in the end, and I had time to think about the entire situation thus far. So, for those who are worried, angry, sad, or believe that Trump's victory is the end of the country, I would like to share some of my thoughts.

(We ask that you read the following from a neutral perspective, we are not in support of Trump and the Trump administration, and this shouldn't be interpreted as such.)

No matter how much you may deny it, you and everyone on this planet are always trying to change the world around them to be their own perfect little world. No matter how good they are, or how selfless and respectful of other people are, everyone deep down wants to change everyone else to be how they want them to be. It's just human nature. We believe that we're the smartest person a lot of the time and usually think about how we're going to change things first before even considering how everyone might change things. Trump is no different, he's going to try and change America to be a haven for rich white guys like him, because he's not an almighty figure, he's not the bold face of the Republican party, he's just some spoiled businessman who somehow got into office. You know what I say to that? Fuck it, let him do it. He can do what he wants, but we aren't going to take any of that shit. We should work on our own issues, build our communities, focus on what matters to us. The people around you know you better, they suffer from similar problems, and together, your city, your town, your neighborhood, they can all work together to fix the problems you have, instead of just relying on the Federal Government. Because the Federal Government is just a holding company to manage the things that the states can't or shouldn't manage individually (At least that's how it should be) and if Trump isn't doing anything for you and your community directly, he doesn't matter for shit. The media is giving him even more power than he ever had in the first place. You know who does have the power? Our country of 325 million. We as a nation can and will accomplish anything as long as we're united. We've done it before when faced with a common enemy; We kicked the Germans' asses because they sunk a ship and killed innocent Americans, we kicked the Japanese's asses because they bombed our harbor, and we kicked Al-Qaeda's ass after they took down our towers. Time and time we have proven again that you do not fuck with the American public, and we can show this again.

The election has brought in a new era of the United States of America, one where nothing has been made of it yet. So why should we let this orange fatass define this era just because he's talking shit about his terrible plans for the country? Even if things don't look good now, we can still power through. Keep doing the things you love, tell the media to fuck off, get closer with your communities and the people who truly love and care for you like you love and care for them. We are the strongest nation on Earth, and we are going to uphold that title for years to come. Every single one of us, from the tradesmen to the accountants, can play a part. Together, stronger than ever, we can make this new era of the country our[/i] era of our[/i] country.


If you're worried, sad, or angry, know that you are not alone. There will always be someone that will be there for you and that will listen, and if you'd like to let something off, I'd be happy to listen here too. It will be ok, we will power through.[/i]

While the comment section is open, please keep the discussion civil. If you'd like to vent or want to challenge my thoughts, feel free to post. This post was made to try to help out and motivate those who are worried or anxious about the outcome of the election to keep going and enjoying life like they were. I reserve the right to delete comments from those who try to force their extremist views on anyone like some people have been doing.

Stay strong and God Bless America.

-Eagel

7/28/2024

Hello everyone, this is Eagel, welcome back to The Eagel Tribune!

We are proud Nintendo DS owners. Dating back many years to when Noob found out that he had a shit ton of money from Christmas past, he decided to buy a $79 2DS (Still wondering how the fuck we got that bargain I mean he was not buying that thing used), and we've loved the console ever since. Cut to recently, we've been on Furaffinity for a considerable amount of time though (If you don't believe me check the date of the account creation), and one thing to know about us is that we get ideas very fast, and want to put them into action even faster usually before making sure it's a good idea.

Now, the 3DS and 2DS both come with a little internet browser. It's from 2013, it still has Yahoo as an option, it takes like 3 minutes to load a page, and it's not very good.

Hmmmm....
Crappy internet browser......
Furaffinity.....

:O
HOLY SHIT

I'VE GOT AN I D E A !


Immediately I told Noob and we bolted for the DS. A few things then happened next:

1. Ok well it still boots up that's good
2. To the Internet Browser please don't tell me Nintendo discontinued it (A big fuck you to whoever ended online multiplayer in MK7 btw)
3. Ok we in time to load this shit up
4. We enter the words www.Furaffinity.net into the search bar
5. Cue 3 minutes of loading to get to a Google results page
6. The moment of truth

We clicked on the link, and the loading initiated.

A notification popped up.

"There is a problem with the certificate for this page. Allow connection anyway? (This is not recommended.)"

Fuck it if the DS gets comped it was in the name of science.

It loads more.

"Failed to load a part of this page."

THIS APPEARS ALL THE TIME WE'RE OK WE'RE OK"

At long last....







Haha imma make you wait





We see the screen go dark. But it wasn't the dark of the device dying from a virus. No, it was the dark theme

OF FURAFFINITY.NET!

It worked.

It actually fucking worked.

First of all, it's in mobile view. That isn't too much of an issue, but you can't close the drop-down menu, it's completely stuck.

That's gonna make navigating to my profile even harder.

Our only option is to put it in via URL.

We input it and.....

Well, I don't wanna spoil it for ya, why don't you go over to the scraps tab, where in just a few moments, we're going to upload the photos we took!


That's all for now, keep checking in for more TET, coming soon!


Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!

7/20/2024

Heylo everyone, this is Eagel, and welcome to the first edition of The Eagel Tribune (T.E.T)!

So me and the other guys finally decided to start posting our stuff here, and the head of this whole thing (Who preferred to be addressed as just "Noob") assigned me to do.... Well basically everything because to quote him: "I'm a busy motherfucker Eagel" to which I responded "Busy with what, touching yourself?" yada yada yada one shitshow later and I'm here cookin' this shit up (Am I cooking you tell me). Anyways, we're finally here! After years of scrolling through other people's galleries, wondering if we could do the same, and then searching whatever we were horny about that night, we decided fuck it, let's just put some stuff up see how this shit goes.

Now, you may be wondering who "we" exactly is, and no it's not just me and Noob, lemme introduce you to our lineup of critters we got here:
Noob: The mastermind (Human)
Eagel: The Birb who's typing this shit up (Bald Eagle)
Doggo: The pure ADHD Dog (Cocker Spaniel)
Wayel: The sensible Whale (Blue Whale)

You'll hear from all of them over the coming months, and see them too! (I know you'll have a lot of questions about them)

Ok this journal entry is getting a little long and I wanna do something else now, so I'll leave you with these final things:

Nothing here is on a schedule, so art, TET updates, all that stuff has a chance of going on temporary hiatus if we need it to. But just know that we actually no I[/i] am trying to get this stuff out as much as possible, and all of us are still developing our art skills, and we ask you to be patient with content arrival.

I'll give more information about how things are going to run here in the next edition of T.E.T Including things like potential trades and commissions, using our characters in your own art, stuff like that.

Lastly, for those who actually see this, I'd just like to know up front if I'm actually funny cuz I'm insecure about this kinda stuff.

That's all for now, to the 5 people who found this entry, Watch this account for more of The Eagel Tribune!

Eagel signing off, Screech Screech!