I got Most of the recent batch of comms done. though i reeeeeeeally need to learn to do this more than once a year cause it gets hard to know whos, whats, where's.

So if you did a com for me and i forgot to upload it lemme know and ill correct that right away!

I know there are plenty of artists who do snuff, and plenty who do R34 and unusual art.
Anyone know any artists i can commision (yes i will gladly pay you) that would do R34 snuff art?
Everything can be kept annonomous as you would like, but i jus have an .. itch that i cant seem to scratch

Wow I hav'nt written one of these in 2 years, and that was for .. well .. ok it didnt work but .. hey least i tried right.

sorry for the art upload dump as of late. Been on some new medications (well same stuff new dosages) and working on fixing the stress that life has caused, and I finally feel pretty good again. So im trying to find all the art ive gotten and posted and put here. and some will be going up on Inkbunny as well!

OH forgot to mention in yesterdays fetish meme http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5177623/

anyone ever wants to talk about anything .. or we share intrests .. hit me up!
could make a long night intresting >:D

stole it after i saw it a few times .. like i say a few times .. dont judge me till you know me .. no one really reads stuff from me anyways so meh

lighter note .. was reading some of these like .. wtf? .. nose love? .. hand love? ..navel... HUH?!?!?


[X] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds.

[] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility.

[x] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain.
Sexual pain can be quite a lot of fun ;) tho i have yet to go beyond a few kinda "starter" stuffs

[] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.

[X] Acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees.
yeah i know kinda creepy but its kinda hot ;)

[] Andromimetophilia: sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation.
[] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.
Done this countless time.
[] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman.
[] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.


[x] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape.
uhh its kinda intresting to think about the idea but dont think i would do it .

[] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.

[X] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
yeah i know dont judge me

[] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child.
[] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.
[] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.
[] Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomiting.
[] Ephebophilia: sexual attraction towards adolescents.

[x] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation.
not a lot of toying around with it yet but the more i do the more i like it

[] Erotic lactation: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[] Exhibitionism: sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).

[x] Food play: sexual arousal from food.
I do this and I enjoy it with certain food.

[] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.
[] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.
[] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.
[] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.
[] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.
[] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.
[] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family.
[] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.

[x] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.
maybe something slightly to do with the scat fetish?

[x] Lust murder: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.
I know that I'm fucked up, but I love this shit. (sorry had to steal this answer mostly ;)

[] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia).
[] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.
[] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts the opposite of macrophilia.
[] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines.
[] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.
[] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.

[x] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses.
i think as long as its only a few days old and kept indoors ;)

[] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.
[] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors.
[] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.
[] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.
[] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger.\
[] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art.
[] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes.
[] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire.

[X] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour.
not sure why but i got a thing for black guys

[x] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.
never gotten to do this but i would love to try >:D

[] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.
[] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to animated characters.
[] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex.
[] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia.
[] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles.
[] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.
[] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous features.
[] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer.
[] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair.
[] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on.

[X] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine.
i do love getting wet pants or pissed on ;)

[x] Vorarephilia: sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia, a sexual fetish of being within someone.
I like to eat more than being eaten.

[] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex.
[] Scoptophilia: the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.
[] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners.
[] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy.

[X] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals.
like i said dont judge me

[x] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals.
fantasy only, kinda zoonecro ... dont judge me >:(

[] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.

[x] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.
guess theres a reason ive gotten so heavy into looking at gorey stuffs

[] Breast fetishism.
[] Breast expansion fetishism.
[] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.
[] Diaper fetishism.
[] Doll fetish.
[] Fat fetishism.
[] Foot fetishism.
[] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.
[] Hand fetishism.
[] Hip fetishism.
[] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.
[] Impregnation fetish.
[] Medical fetishism.
[] Navel fetishism.
[] Nose fetishism.
[] Panty fetishism.
[] Pregnancy fetishism.
[] Robot fetishism
[] Shoe fetishism
[] Silk/Satin fetishism
[] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia).
[] Spandex fetishism.
[] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia).
[] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.
[] Transformation fetish
[] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.

he dared me to put this on my page .. but im bad at reading people even when i know them, i do try but its a skill i dont ever seem to have but i will try :)

soooooooo

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal

eh just curious to see how many people actually read my journals and its not Tuesday but eh .. lets see what do you want to know about a gargoyle :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-V.....layer_embedded

this makes me want one of these cars! ..
and i agree with the bf  thelistener .. why is it that we cant have commercials like this now a days .. this would really make cars stand out again

stole this from mysterybbq

0. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
well the only real nickname outside of the fandom is a few ppl call me Gill .. and my co workers call me the wizard from a joke i pulled at work that's kinda become a running gag

1. How tall are you?
5' 10" give or take shoes

2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dark brown (and i hate that at 26 i have a 60s bald spot :( )

3. What about eye color?
brown and greenish

4. What orientation are you?
gayer then a sack of rainbow colored birds

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
well .. its hard to explain .. taken .. but in an open mate-ship .

6. What do you do in your spare time?
well i game on the computer, work on my car, improvements to the house, and try inventing things or redesigning the way stuff works to make it better.

7. What's your job?
maintenance man for the Quiktrip gas station chain any TX, OK, KS, or a few other furs may recognize it

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
well one of the things i will say that i do like about myself is that i am very friendly and very open. i will help anyone who asks if i can and will try to be there for anyone. i also like that i am quite inventive and love tech and just what it can be used for

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
The fact that I stress out about almost literally everything, even unimportant and trivial things. (yes stolen from mystery cause its a similar issue i have). from above the issue of helping is sometimes i wont do anything when someones is blatantly taking advantage of me. my tendency to avoid confrontation. and i hate being a fat guy

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
well that i'm not really shy. and have a terrible sense of humor (quite adult a lot and sometimes i don't see if its gone a little far)

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
i'm a Draconian pagan. i believe in, that i am, and we are dragons. its hard to explain in such a short post here but i'm willing to talk about it (seriously not just a your wrong and i'm right argument)

12. Do you drink?
have a bottle of wine in my fridge that will likely be there for months .. and before i did have one that was there for over a year .. so not really

13. Do you smoke?
Nope!

14. What are your fears?
That I will continue to fail at life and will end up broke, alone and forgotten.... yeah, this got really dark really fast (yup left this quote exactly as it was but then i think a lot of us have that fear .. guess its the part of us that humanizes us ya know )

15. What are your dreams/goals?
Right now they're pretty basic. Find stable work, get my own place. Maybe a family at some point way down the line, though I'm nowhere near ready for that yet.
My more fantastic goals/dreams though would be to one day direct/create my own animated film or game.. or even just to be involved in an awesome project in one of those fields that I loved to work on.

16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
uhh kinda yeah and no at the same time. i kinda crush on ones i know i can never have. and i do have a few ex's that arnt really like we left on bad terms we just .. the relationship wasn't working and we decided to just go back to friends

17. Who's your best bud?
hmm .. well i have a few like friends from work. and the closes i have is my bf. but to be honest ive never had one of those like you see on tv kinda best buds.

18. Alright, you got the craving' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
depends, do i have the munchies for food or for snacks
food munchies ill tend to go for like chips or maybe leftovers
snackies i LOVE chocolate coated mint cookies.

19. Favorite drink?
Dr Pepper and RC cola but i do also love me some tea and i got a bunch of Oolong tea that i enjoy :)

20. Favorite color?
Purple of course!

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
it would have to be telekinesis

22. Favorite movie?
well i like Wall-E, and i dunno if its a movie but the UK top gear south america 4x4 special

23. Least favorite food?
well i don't like bland food, not a big fan of Mexican food, don't like spicy stuff (actually i do but it fucks me up bad)

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
uhh i would have to say really good home made beef stew and rice, thick and meaty with rich gravy and potatoes and veggies :)

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
well currently i drive a 93 Chevrolet Caprice Classic station wagon some of you have seen my FB page :) .. my wish car is a 2002 Land Rover Discovery with an diesel electric conversion (yeah that's the inventor in me)

26. Most disliked bug?
SPIDERS ... UUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYY.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
well its honestly those who just don't pay attention. the ones who walk out of a door on a phone. or when your standing in a double doorway with one opened and blocked for repairs and they just stand outside the other door like they are so retarded that the other door s just magically invisible to their stupid eyes or other examples i can go into deeper on just not here.

28. Dislike in life?
People who are willfully ignorant yet try to argue their point or push their views by using purely fictitious/false statements and circular logic. Unfortunately this exists in great abundance.
I have nothing against normal ignorance, no one can know everything, but when you refuse to even try to learn or you take pride in your ignorance then I've instantly lost all respect for you and your opinion.
(ya know i'm gonna steal his quote here again too)

29. Most annoying?
those the world revolves around me and my issues and fuck you you can die unless your going to better my personal life people.

30. Most disliked TV show?
Almost any reality TV show, especially American Idol... It fills me with rage!
((haha third quote stolen!))

[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (occasionally with my brothers)
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (same as above)
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1

[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (I like meat more than fish)
[] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
(i have actually punched people for hitting me in the face)
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2

[] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (I owe two and I love them)
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 3

[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (A lot of time. lol)
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[] you really enjoy cuddling (very much.)
[] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (*nods*)
[] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 3

[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3

[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal (Gargoyle, not animal, does that count?)
[]your username has something to do with animal
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (and they taste good.)
[] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4

[] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers (if they are nice)
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good (scratched, not petted)
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 5

Final total: 5%

i stole this from bob! http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bobbuffalo/

1) How long is your penis?
6 in erect - flacid its an innie!

2) How thick is your penis?
2 in

3) Do you have foreskin?
no .. wish tho

4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
slight

5) If it curves which way?
upwards

6) Does it grow hair?
LOTS unfortionatly

7) Do you shave yours?
shave, wax, creams .. makes it smooooth

8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
sag a lOT

9) Have you ever pierced it?
nah but thinking of it

10) If so with what?
just a simple PA is mostly if i can get one

11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
boxers/briefs

12) Has it ever touched another penis?
so many times i have count

13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend?
tehe .. yeah but its one of those fantacy ones from pornos

14) Does your penis have a name?
(stolen from yatzee) Gareth Goublcoque

15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
*giggles and nods eagerly* .. LOTS!

16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
you betcha .. many times!

anyone wanting a free gore icon! .. keep your fingers crossed

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2203156/

its awesome sauce!

Well techinally being a gargoyle I wasn't born but carved out of marble and onyx stone ..

But hatch day sounds better then carve and animate day

Tehehe
So happy hatchday to me!

OMG what a bunch of F-ING whiners

i can get away with this cause no one ever reads my jornals

MUAHAHAHAHA

i say leave it .. its goofy, silly, and distracts me from thinking about my jobless situation ..

yay

I blame MOT for bringing this up to me. <<°

[LEGEND]:
(+++) Pawsome!
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(=) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before

Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Girly Boys (+)
Subbing/Doming (+++)
Tentacles (+++)
Spooge (+++)

Bondage (+++)
Oviposition (+++)
Cross-dressing (+)
Oral (+++)
Orgy (+++)

Muscle, Male (+++)
Lactation (-)
Incest (+)
Partial Nudity (+)

Anal on Females (-)
Clothing (---)
Leather (++)
Stockings (--)
Muscle, Female (+)
Herm (=)
Macro/Micro (=)
Impregnation (+)
Paw/Foot (=)
Bi (=)
Mind Control (++)
Uniform (=)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Tech (++)
Sadism (+++)
Hyper (++)
She-males (=)
Sinking (=)
Body Paint (=)
Plants (=)
Mud/Quicksand etc (++)

Anal Vore (~/++ depends)
Rape (+++)
Watersports (+++)
Masochism (+++)
Multiple body parts (++)
Zoophilia (-/+ depends)

Breasts (-)
Breast Expansion (-)
Hetero (M/F) (-)
Biting (+)
Inflation (-)

Pregnancy (+ .. if im the one getting preg)
Yuri (F/F) (--)
Fat/Pudge (--)
Cock Vore (= .. depends on the situation)
Standard Soft Vore (--.. slightly boreing)

Weight Gain (---)
Cub (--.. not relaly my thing)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Standard Hard Vore (++++)
Scat (++.. ill have my wierd moods)
Gore/guro (++++++)
Snuff (+++++)
Skunk spray (-)
Asphyxiation (++)


Shoe/Boots (--)
Suit and Tie (--)
Soul Vore (---.. umm .. no)
Butch Girls (---)
Cheesecake (--)
Glasses (+)
Electricity (++++)
Wet-look (+++)

*TAG* <--- you read this, you're tagged xP

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
- YUP and no ones gonna read it anyways .. never do

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
- Nope.. hate needles with a passion.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
- I hate kids, even tho they will attach themselves to me...so...FOR...(thanks Jade for summin it up perfect)

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
- No, I actually think it'd improve. (ditto)

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
- If you take a life, yours should be taken as well. (jade hit nail on head)

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
- I smoked that stuff, don't see what the big deal with it is...who cares...I don't. ..(wow getting erie)

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
- I'm not against marriage. But ill never be allowed to marrie due to this whole anti gay thing so to answer your question? Let's screw!

[08] Do you believe in God?
- Not really, i do belive in something but it would take way to long to describe here PM me if you want to know

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
- YYYYEEEEESSSSS

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
- If you're illegal, GTFO my Americas. >:( .. but even if they were legal they are just sucking the life out of this country any fucking ways .. they get tax breaks, free education, jobs, and i have to bend over backwards and break my back and only get spit on for it so .. GTFO

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
- ...the fuck should I know? .. my Bro at 15 had a baby with his 14 YO GF so i guess so

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
- I agree with Straycat_74. Old enough to catch a bullet, old enough to catch a buzz. (ditto)

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
- EH i dunno

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
- to a point .. i like the Kavorkian theroy if you need help (elderly, sick, paralized) then yeah but if your just some angxty whiney teenager .. DIYFS (do it your fucking self)

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
- I prob wont have any but yeah thats half of whats wrong with this country now .. some kid acts like a little bitch and then screams "ill call child services on you" .. and gets away with being a little bitch ... BEAT THAT FUCKERS ASS!!!

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
- I hate to admit it but yeah .. this country dosent even really know what that flag stands for anyways anymore.. its outnumbered 4-1 on illegals and immigrants who INSIST that we follow THEIR cultures and screw the one that THEY moved here to adopt .. so yeah i guess ide burn one

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
- Hillary Clinton.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
- JUDGE ME. . I DARE YOU .. GO RIGHT FUCKING AHEAD .. if you aggree with me then fine if you dont WTFE i really dont care .. im not going to hide what needs to be said

but if you dont aggree with me fine leave a comment but dont expect a responces after the first few .. if its an intelligant response disagreeing then maybe we dan have a nice discussion about it .. but if your gonna be a dick then dont bother

i dunno if anyone really reads my jornals but i was messing with the furry code thingy .. it needs some updating for gargs

but here is what i could do with the best of my ability

FC1.Fv~ S$AM0+ S$^ G$+ G$^Male H$6'2''-f W$250-m T$7-f W$23-f A$10,000+ M$++++ H$+++ M$+ M$transforming
^healing
^sustainability
^immortality_(sometimes_sucks)
^size_shifting
^protection
^alteration P$++ F$++++^+++++++++^++++++++++ S$+++++ N$brutis02

enjoy

stoled from Saethwr


1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Thomas Guillot Jr.

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Thoizzle (hmm sounds almost like a drink)

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Purple Ferret (hmm interesting)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Guith

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Blue RC

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Hiaslot (hmm i dont know if it works not haveing a middle name)

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Sandra .. (crap my dad dosent have a middle name either)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Stewie

If you want you can copy this in your journal

heh some wierd youtube links .. yall may like some of these or have seen them already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05EI7WJdu3Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2-dc7pbz7E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDu-.....1hqKM&NR=1

001. I like laser pointers
002. I drink lotsa wata
003. I believe lotsa fantasy is real
004. I sleep with plushies and stuffies
005. I'm single jointed
006. People accept me how I am
007. I'm addict to porn hehe
008. I speak two languanges, english and worse english
009. I'm deep southern
010. I don't like my own face or name
011. I play bored games
012. Puppy eyes melt my heart as well
013. I lost my job
014. I love chocolate
015. I can type faster than I speak, but dont think fast enough sometimes
016. My heart is easier to break than my bones. . . ditto here too
017. I collect things kinda
018. I don't trust people but then trust them too much later
019. I have a lucky number -- 13
020. I'm afraid of spiders
021. I start too many projects and never finish them
022. I have more than one pet 6 ferrets, dog, 2 cats
023. I can't see anything without my glasses on
024. I cant play chess
025. I have lied to protect other people
026. I love too much meat
027. I tend to live in the past
028. I prefer books than movies but like movies none the less
029. I love to draw and doodle
030. I have a bro, half bro, and a neice (bros lil girl)
031. My handwriting (if i slow down) is beautyful
032. I believe in extraterrestrial life
033. I love use Google
034. I can't live without my blackberry
035. I hate hats and caps
036. I have more dvds than books
037. I'm starting to hate snow days
038. I'm not religious
039. I can understand lotsa diffrent graffiti tags
040. I'm not afraid of death, just not ready to die
041. I go to the bathroom more than 7 times a day normally
042. I believe the government is into a conspiracy
043. I love videogames
044. I'm an activist for the defense of nature
045. I'm a moody person
046. I usually have a wepon, crowbar in car, knive in pocket, and pen
047. I prefer warm but not hot
048. I look for known shapes in the clouds
049. My Internet connection is great
050. I go to the movies a bit too often, (love the dollar theather)
051. im 3rd gen american from England decendants
052. I have insomnia
053. I have piercings ..(in a naughty place)
054. I don't know what people expect from me
055. im horrible at subtle-ty?
056. I LOVE IMs (Instant Messengers, like MSN or Yahoo)
057. I LOVE Horror movies bloodier the better!!
058. I reeeeally enjoy RPing (online and tabletop style)
059. I tend to ignore my heart for my head
060. I badly overthink and overanalize everything
061. I am a very techinal/mechanical person
062. I have a car 89 chevy wagon
063. I remember what I dream... mostly
064. I overuse Liquid Paper/Corrector Pens
065. I'm patriotic.. to a point
066. I love sex but hate kissing
067. I like Windows XP
068. I hate solving crossword puzzles
069. I dont have a social life
070. I always read the newspaper online (yahoo news)
071. I didnt checke the box to avoid seeing mature content in dA (bring on the pornz)
072. My I.Q. is above 152
073. I like mexican food but it hates me
074. I usually give good first impressions
075. I get bored easily but fasinate quickly
076. I love stairing trough the glass on my front loader washer
077. I love long bubble baths but dont have a working tub
078. I feel naked without my watch
079. I built my own computer from the tower to the motherboard
080. I hate politics unless im bitching about it
081. I love dragons and gargoyles
082. I'm interesting but once you get to know me
083. I dont really like blogs
084. I have to take pills for mental issues
085. I have lots of CDs
086. I always have a dictionary at hand . www.dictionary.com lol
087. I'm tired of this quiz wholy
088. I care about copyright protection
089. My computer is brand spanking new
090. I am single
091. I see spirits/auras sometimes ... wierdest thing to see
092. I drink tea
093. I have a terible memory
094. I've never been to a concert
095. I enter to my house through the garage door
096. When I was a child, I wanted to be a mechinal engineer (still do)
097. I watch too much TV
098. I'm kinda resistible till ya know meh
099. I have invisible friends
100. I love FurAffinity

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i fixed my laptop. it took it being torn apart for a week on the kitchen table but i got it working again for now .. truns out the power adapter inside is broken off the board so i have to resoulder it but long screws are working right now so im back again for now ... yeeeeaaaa

ever had one of those weeks where nothing goes right?
ohh yeah .. you know what im talking about
in one week
burned up two vacuum cleaners, dryer died, car starter died, playstation 2 quit, oven broke, broke 2 plates, late for work 3 times, bank lost my check, can not for the life of me get my moms van to run, and this morning was the topper to the bad week
i triped on my damn cat and droped my laptop going upstiars, it hit the floor, bounced the CD drive poped out and snaped off ripping wires out with it and th battery snaped out and wont stay locked in anymore, and it is only running at half ram speed cause i snaped one of the sticks.



i hate my life.