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General | Posted 14 years agoJif peanut butter contains Rapeseed.
>.<
>.<
SQUEE!
General | Posted 14 years agoIt's official =33333333333
Chris and I are officially together now ^W^
I love that smexy otter more than i ever thought i could. I fall in love with him again every day <well, most days X33333>.
september 22, 2011 1:38 AM is a date and time i'll remember forever :love
<snugs my boyfriend>
Chris and I are officially together now ^W^
I love that smexy otter more than i ever thought i could. I fall in love with him again every day <well, most days X33333>.
september 22, 2011 1:38 AM is a date and time i'll remember forever :love
<snugs my boyfriend>
HALP MAH BOI OUT
General | Posted 14 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2744427
mah boi needs financial help and is offering reeeally cheap-compared-to-art commissions. i'd help if i could...
BUT OH WAIT making a pimp journal helps. Don't got money? help my lover get some relief if you can. I understand if financial ain't working out for you, please make a journal linking back? I'll wuggle you and wuv you forever <3 even a yiff session is a possibility if you really won't be persuaded elsewise lol
mah boi needs financial help and is offering reeeally cheap-compared-to-art commissions. i'd help if i could...
BUT OH WAIT making a pimp journal helps. Don't got money? help my lover get some relief if you can. I understand if financial ain't working out for you, please make a journal linking back? I'll wuggle you and wuv you forever <3 even a yiff session is a possibility if you really won't be persuaded elsewise lol
some woman needs some legal drugs!
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2743679/
cheap icons yo, supah cute! Like, almost as cute as
. THAT'S F'ING CUTE!
cheap icons yo, supah cute! Like, almost as cute as
. THAT'S F'ING CUTE!ttyl <3
General | Posted 14 years agoI'll be gone for a few hours, sooooo...
I love you jack_the_otter no matter what, hope you had a nice day =3
daque i will reply to our two running rp's when we have more time
I love you jack_the_otter no matter what, hope you had a nice day =3
daque i will reply to our two running rp's when we have more time
<needs to be on DDR>
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFJSge_8R8o&feature=watch_response
<slump>
General | Posted 14 years agoI was pretty depressed not too long ago, but 
proved yet again why he is still one of my bestest friends. i'd rather not post the details of the origin of this depression in a journal, i'm just more personal than that. my venting is at individuals not a audience.
i'm fine now, though, so no need gettin' bawww-y and hug-y over it. =3 I know what i need to do
proved yet again why he is still one of my bestest friends. i'd rather not post the details of the origin of this depression in a journal, i'm just more personal than that. my venting is at individuals not a audience.i'm fine now, though, so no need gettin' bawww-y and hug-y over it. =3 I know what i need to do
memestoled from mah foxer
General | Posted 14 years agoabout Bryan:
1. What would your sona do/say if they were told off by someone?
Depends if they were worthy of being killed by my sword, really.
2. What would your sona do/say if they wanted to introduce themselves to an interesting stranger? And what would that stranger be like in order to be interesting to your sona?
Hey, you interest me. What's goin' on?
To be interesting, they'd probably have a sword.
3. What would your sona do/say if they had to spend an hour with someone they didnt like?
I would do nothing and say nothing.
4. What would your sona do/say if they had to spend an hour with someone they did like?
Converse as friends do. I'd do anything for friends and lovers
5. What is your sona proud of?
Loyalty. That i'm a phenomenal swordsman is simply a result of that loyalty.
6. What is your sona ashamed of?
That my skills derive from genetic altering against my will.
7. What is your sona good at?
flipping around and being a ninja. swordcraft from short to medium range combat.
8. What is your sona bad at?
telling jokes
9. What is your sona's favorite thing?
protecting friends
10. How does your fursona live? (location, occupation, obligations)
Any city he comes across, ninja, protecting those that are close to him and not so close
11. In a short paragraph please explain your fursona's over all views, ideals, or philosophies:
Be true to your comrades. Loyalty is his main motivation. <is not applejack>
1. What would your sona do/say if they were told off by someone?
Depends if they were worthy of being killed by my sword, really.
2. What would your sona do/say if they wanted to introduce themselves to an interesting stranger? And what would that stranger be like in order to be interesting to your sona?
Hey, you interest me. What's goin' on?
To be interesting, they'd probably have a sword.
3. What would your sona do/say if they had to spend an hour with someone they didnt like?
I would do nothing and say nothing.
4. What would your sona do/say if they had to spend an hour with someone they did like?
Converse as friends do. I'd do anything for friends and lovers
5. What is your sona proud of?
Loyalty. That i'm a phenomenal swordsman is simply a result of that loyalty.
6. What is your sona ashamed of?
That my skills derive from genetic altering against my will.
7. What is your sona good at?
flipping around and being a ninja. swordcraft from short to medium range combat.
8. What is your sona bad at?
telling jokes
9. What is your sona's favorite thing?
protecting friends
10. How does your fursona live? (location, occupation, obligations)
Any city he comes across, ninja, protecting those that are close to him and not so close
11. In a short paragraph please explain your fursona's over all views, ideals, or philosophies:
Be true to your comrades. Loyalty is his main motivation. <is not applejack>
MYAAH!
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2735127/
just one more reason i'd rather not join the military like the rest of my dad's side of the family. ;n;
just one more reason i'd rather not join the military like the rest of my dad's side of the family. ;n;
i wanna do another X3
General | Posted 14 years agoYo, i guess here we are again
today i watched five episodes of FIM
Friendship is Magic, I've had it, it's a way of life.
you don't like it? then you can screw your husband or wife
I'm ferret, i'm ninja, i'm a brony too
i be minding my own business what's it matter to you?
I don't care about your fetish, i don't care bout your drugs
Why you hatin' on me, can't we settle with hugs?
I got nothing to hide, nothing to defend
Maybe if you watched, you'd be a better friend
You know, we aren't so different, you and I
A ponysona and a furry are quite alike
I listen to Dubtrot, you listen to Step
I think we could all get along, except...
GET OVER THE BANNER, IT'S NO BIG DEAL
It's stupid cuz we all know you just had time to kill
You're pissed at a kid's show, wrap your mind 'round that
I hope you enjoyed my failed attempt at a rap
<if you are taking this seriously, just gtfo my page.>
today i watched five episodes of FIM
Friendship is Magic, I've had it, it's a way of life.
you don't like it? then you can screw your husband or wife
I'm ferret, i'm ninja, i'm a brony too
i be minding my own business what's it matter to you?
I don't care about your fetish, i don't care bout your drugs
Why you hatin' on me, can't we settle with hugs?
I got nothing to hide, nothing to defend
Maybe if you watched, you'd be a better friend
You know, we aren't so different, you and I
A ponysona and a furry are quite alike
I listen to Dubtrot, you listen to Step
I think we could all get along, except...
GET OVER THE BANNER, IT'S NO BIG DEAL
It's stupid cuz we all know you just had time to kill
You're pissed at a kid's show, wrap your mind 'round that
I hope you enjoyed my failed attempt at a rap
<if you are taking this seriously, just gtfo my page.>
Death of rap
General | Posted 14 years agoBiology, psychology, chemistry, zoology
Got these books 'nfront of me, yeah i gotta be
stunnin', i gotta be a winner, chicken dinner
Try as i might, but i'll still be a sinner
cuz i'm illin' like a villain, i'm a ninja ferret
I don't care what you do, as long as i got mah carrots
hey, you, don't talk with your mouth full
it's rude, it's crude, it's the sign of a foo'
i got manners, yeeeah, that's mah jam
no please, thank you, excuse me, yes ma'am!
maan, i think that you just got burned
How about a review of what you learned
i'm a top personality, don't you be gettin' mad at me
i do what i want, i'm gunna chill on the Wii
Hey, u mad? cool story bro.
Go fap to some pictures of lucario
word...
(i could keep going, but i figured i'd let tupac shakur rest in peace) X3
freestyle, btw
Got these books 'nfront of me, yeah i gotta be
stunnin', i gotta be a winner, chicken dinner
Try as i might, but i'll still be a sinner
cuz i'm illin' like a villain, i'm a ninja ferret
I don't care what you do, as long as i got mah carrots
hey, you, don't talk with your mouth full
it's rude, it's crude, it's the sign of a foo'
i got manners, yeeeah, that's mah jam
no please, thank you, excuse me, yes ma'am!
maan, i think that you just got burned
How about a review of what you learned
i'm a top personality, don't you be gettin' mad at me
i do what i want, i'm gunna chill on the Wii
Hey, u mad? cool story bro.
Go fap to some pictures of lucario
word...
(i could keep going, but i figured i'd let tupac shakur rest in peace) X3
freestyle, btw
ferret has song lyrics
General | Posted 14 years agoRegarding the banner
LOOK AT MAH HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING!
LOOK AT MAH HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING!
<is happyret>
General | Posted 14 years agoI didn't like fat bunnies, you guys get to hate mlp =3
so, liek...
General | Posted 14 years agoI LOVE DISCORD DAGGUMIT!
MLP ROCKS MY SOCKS! <is a ferret, socks are a pretty big deal>
MLP ROCKS MY SOCKS! <is a ferret, socks are a pretty big deal>
Yay for Lena! + boring fa
General | Posted 14 years agoShe found some furs really quickly at her new high school in Alaska ^w^ A weasel, a fox, two wolves, and a raccoon. <gotta say i'm happy for the weasel lol> They all para dance like her, and she is quite happy <3
Thank you whoever you guys are for being great friends!
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FA sleeps soundly at night DX I get a new message every twenty minutes X3 So you guys, if you are awake, i am open for chatting ^w^
Thank you whoever you guys are for being great friends!
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FA sleeps soundly at night DX I get a new message every twenty minutes X3 So you guys, if you are awake, i am open for chatting ^w^
BFSHRIKBXUVDG ONE DAY!!!!!!!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay ten: tell one confession
Honestly, i don't hide much from you guys. i could give confessions most everyone knows, but i decided not to. Hopefully you guys know i'm smart, but i'll say my iq score.
157
yeah, feels weird saying it, i took the test in 3rd grade, i dunno if it's change much. i'm more impressed by my composite Act score of 35 out of 36. But yeah, that's my confession. i haven't killed anyone, i don't do drugs, i came out already and I am quite open about loving paws >//w//> So that is what you get, people. =3
And tomorrow... i may squee more than once. =3 MLP IS BACK, BEEEYOTCH!
Honestly, i don't hide much from you guys. i could give confessions most everyone knows, but i decided not to. Hopefully you guys know i'm smart, but i'll say my iq score.
157
yeah, feels weird saying it, i took the test in 3rd grade, i dunno if it's change much. i'm more impressed by my composite Act score of 35 out of 36. But yeah, that's my confession. i haven't killed anyone, i don't do drugs, i came out already and I am quite open about loving paws >//w//> So that is what you get, people. =3
And tomorrow... i may squee more than once. =3 MLP IS BACK, BEEEYOTCH!
free art omg!
General | Posted 14 years agoferret love project
General | Posted 14 years agoGo note someone you love a simple "i love you". =3 A good friend, someone you miss talking to, and your significant other is always nice.
I don't think we as a people say it enough. maybe some of the world's problems will go away with a bit more love. <it sucks cuz i swore i'd never do one of these journals lol>
And so, I love you.
Spread the word in a journal, let's see how far we can take this ^w^
I don't think we as a people say it enough. maybe some of the world's problems will go away with a bit more love. <it sucks cuz i swore i'd never do one of these journals lol>
And so, I love you.
Spread the word in a journal, let's see how far we can take this ^w^
TWO DAYS!!!!!!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now
<(={D>
I be super happy, has a hat i wear often, and i has a goatee :3
=*W*=
I'm amazed and kinda stunned how happy i make my friends, how much i love jack_the_otter, and how much he loves me. Oh, and that my life is going in a great positive direction lol
TWO FUDGING DAYS TIL MLP SEASON TWO AHMAHGAWDAHMAHGAWDAHMAHGAWD! <SQUEE>
<is such a girlyret sometimes> X3
<(={D>
I be super happy, has a hat i wear often, and i has a goatee :3
=*W*=
I'm amazed and kinda stunned how happy i make my friends, how much i love jack_the_otter, and how much he loves me. Oh, and that my life is going in a great positive direction lol
TWO FUDGING DAYS TIL MLP SEASON TWO AHMAHGAWDAHMAHGAWDAHMAHGAWD! <SQUEE>
<is such a girlyret sometimes> X3
Three Days!!!!!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay eight: Three turn ons
1) Paws
- - -OMGILOVEPAWS! I get turned on by the raccoons that reach out to feel my hand. >w< Even looking at clean pics with some good paws turn me on >//w//< GYAAAAA!!!!!!
2) Longer hair
- - -I just want to stroke my paws through them. o3o
3) Being subby
- - -Whether it's me or the other guys, i just want to get it on >w< (Does this count as a turn-on? X3)
1) Paws
- - -OMGILOVEPAWS! I get turned on by the raccoons that reach out to feel my hand. >w< Even looking at clean pics with some good paws turn me on >//w//< GYAAAAA!!!!!!
2) Longer hair
- - -I just want to stroke my paws through them. o3o
3) Being subby
- - -Whether it's me or the other guys, i just want to get it on >w< (Does this count as a turn-on? X3)
Four days!!!!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay Seven: Four turn offs
1) Big cocks.
- - -I'm sorry, but i don't fancy the idea of your foot long pole up my bum, or near my mouth. I'd probably scream and run away if you whipped that out. I prefer average, and above average. I'd say 6-7.5, with maybe a little leeway if i really liked ya ;3
- - -This includes art. >:V I know furries like to have cocks double their regular size, but really now? Just cuz your a horse doesn't mean you can sit and suck yourself without even bending your back. Part of the pleasure of that act is the effort it takes to get there, IMHO. Oh, and Hyper is completely out of the question. I shouldn't even have to explain myself.
2) Scat.
- - -It's poop. Coming out of your ass. In an unglorified way. How is this sexual? I'm not going to lie, watersports doesn't seem that bad as long as i take a shower soon after, but poop? I'm going to quote a line from a certain dragonite-themed youtube video. Ahem. "GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!"
3) Vore.
- - -It just isn't sexual for me whatsoever. If it's really good, i may fave it for arting purposes, but i couldn't possibly paw to someone getting eaten. I may joke around about nomming on some yummy prairie dogs, but sexually, nah.
4) Inflation.
- - -You ruined perfectly good floatzel art, IT'S FULL OF FAT FLOATZELS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. And i just can't see the appeal, i'm sorry. I don't dislike you for your fetish, i simply don't like it what so ever. IRL, if you are husky, i can find that sexy, but big mommas need to leave the building.
Ferret had to think of the last two X3 Wait til you see the next one >;3
Now to cleanse your now dirty mind
1) Big cocks.
- - -I'm sorry, but i don't fancy the idea of your foot long pole up my bum, or near my mouth. I'd probably scream and run away if you whipped that out. I prefer average, and above average. I'd say 6-7.5, with maybe a little leeway if i really liked ya ;3
- - -This includes art. >:V I know furries like to have cocks double their regular size, but really now? Just cuz your a horse doesn't mean you can sit and suck yourself without even bending your back. Part of the pleasure of that act is the effort it takes to get there, IMHO. Oh, and Hyper is completely out of the question. I shouldn't even have to explain myself.
2) Scat.
- - -It's poop. Coming out of your ass. In an unglorified way. How is this sexual? I'm not going to lie, watersports doesn't seem that bad as long as i take a shower soon after, but poop? I'm going to quote a line from a certain dragonite-themed youtube video. Ahem. "GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!"
3) Vore.
- - -It just isn't sexual for me whatsoever. If it's really good, i may fave it for arting purposes, but i couldn't possibly paw to someone getting eaten. I may joke around about nomming on some yummy prairie dogs, but sexually, nah.
4) Inflation.
- - -You ruined perfectly good floatzel art, IT'S FULL OF FAT FLOATZELS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. And i just can't see the appeal, i'm sorry. I don't dislike you for your fetish, i simply don't like it what so ever. IRL, if you are husky, i can find that sexy, but big mommas need to leave the building.
Ferret had to think of the last two X3 Wait til you see the next one >;3
Now to cleanse your now dirty mind
Five days!!!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay Six: Five people who mean a lot to me (just picking five)
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2)
3)
4)
5)
Only five people... well, look at my incomplete friends list and you have a pretty good representation of people who mean a lot to me. You guys keep me happy and fulfilled <3
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2)
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4)
5)
Only five people... well, look at my incomplete friends list and you have a pretty good representation of people who mean a lot to me. You guys keep me happy and fulfilled <3
Six days! yay!
General | Posted 14 years agoDay Five: Sixs things you wish you had never done
1) trusted Alyssa <last name>
2) Tried to "play around" with this cowardly jerk in my own house
3) not take success stradegies seriously
4) base my judgements off avatars and general ideas of the user. <thank god i got to know stickers and irou lol>
5) (gotta come up with two more?) Got my first DS Lite stolen.
6) A certain thing i'll probably never tell you or anyone =3 one peep knows.
This is kinda fun =3
1) trusted Alyssa <last name>
2) Tried to "play around" with this cowardly jerk in my own house
3) not take success stradegies seriously
4) base my judgements off avatars and general ideas of the user. <thank god i got to know stickers and irou lol>
5) (gotta come up with two more?) Got my first DS Lite stolen.
6) A certain thing i'll probably never tell you or anyone =3 one peep knows.
This is kinda fun =3
Man... perfect song and a cool auction!
General | Posted 14 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlqdw7TEDQ
Forget the pony involvement, seriously. no converting efforts here. But damn, this song is exactly my mood right now. Probably the best remix i've heard some far. It's surreal, calm, somber, beautiful, amazing. Maybe winter should remain unwrapped... First thirty seconds is a silly intro clip =3
and dude, get your self over to an auction! Highest bidder gets a colored picture with three of your friends!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6475759
Forget the pony involvement, seriously. no converting efforts here. But damn, this song is exactly my mood right now. Probably the best remix i've heard some far. It's surreal, calm, somber, beautiful, amazing. Maybe winter should remain unwrapped... First thirty seconds is a silly intro clip =3
and dude, get your self over to an auction! Highest bidder gets a colored picture with three of your friends!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6475759
Seven dayssssss....
General | Posted 14 years agoDay four: seven things that cross your mind a lot
1)
2) Whether my friends are okay or not.
3) How to dance to "Pinkie Pie & Flutterguy: Evil Enchantress (Electro House Remix)" <obsession with an awesome song lol>
4) If i'm even cut out to be a veterinarian, or even college...
5) If i'm being a good enough friend all the time, and not just taking them for granted. Basically, what more can i do?
6) How rough my future will be with my family and being gay.
7) How happy my future will be when i start a new family and being gay.
Guys! go watch this ferret, and note him that i sent you! =D
eckon
1)
2) Whether my friends are okay or not.
3) How to dance to "Pinkie Pie & Flutterguy: Evil Enchantress (Electro House Remix)" <obsession with an awesome song lol>
4) If i'm even cut out to be a veterinarian, or even college...
5) If i'm being a good enough friend all the time, and not just taking them for granted. Basically, what more can i do?
6) How rough my future will be with my family and being gay.
7) How happy my future will be when i start a new family and being gay.
Guys! go watch this ferret, and note him that i sent you! =D
eckon