Day Three: Eight ways to win my heart～

1) Being sweet <3
- - -standoff: no. big ego: no. average: no. Need to be a sweetheart
2) Show initiative.
- - -I could be won over in friendship easily, but for romance, gotta go the extra mile.
3) Be interesting.
- - -make me want to stalk you @.@
4) Have a passion
- - -I need someone with a clear drive. whether that changes weekly or not doesn't matter. Ferret doesn't like floaters in that way.
5) Humor
- - -on everybody's list is humor. i like dorky humor the best lol =3
6) Pokemon
- - - Don't like it? We probably aren't very close friends anyway X3
7) Modesty
- - -It's friggin' cute when you claim less of yourself when you are much greater. i.e. "oh, i'm not that great an artist, just good enough :3" "you have over 1000 watchers dood!"
8) Be expressive
- - -I wanna know how you feel. Don't tell me you are mad, tell me you are F-ing livid =3

<is a saintsret> ^w^

One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1) I'm quite the optimist
2) I love not only ferrets, but all weasels.
3) I'm very friendly <3
4) I like to practice fighting with my wooden katana <the irl Kuroitachi Muramasa lol>
5) I listen to upbeat techno music, like house, happy hardcore, uplifting techno, trance, rave, stuff like that
6) I apparently fall in love with otters. Ex: current love:
7) I enjoy writing, though i'm lazy at times DX
8) I like dancing, even though i'm not crazy good at it X3 (I just look like i know what i'm doing to non-dancers)
9) I'm gay. JK, you already know that X333 I love Pokemon to bits!

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To properly celebrate the return of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, i shall do a ten days meme :3

One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1) I love you, no matter what <3
2) I forgive you, it was my fault
3) Get on Fa more, ya foxy fox!
4) Get motivated.
5) I really want to work here, and i'll do whatever it takes.
6) I wish you would see it through a human perspective and not a gender perspective... we aren't that different.
7) I wish we could be friends again...
8) B****, gimme ff8 back. >:V
9) Stop being so paranoid. It is making your stress even worse.
10) I'm always there for you.

My little pony season 2 <3

fave pony artist:  thorn
Equestria daily loves her! I don't think she'll be doing much more (she does way more than ponies). Check out her gallery!


fave brony remixer:  annodam
Dood. no. he is too awesome. on youtube he's samgertina i think. something like that lol


yeah, i got ponies on my mp3 player =3

DEAL WITH IT!

 dirtyferret made ferret dirty =3 and super sexy, if i do say so myself l3

i'll post it tomorrow when i get to a college comp =3

(dirtyferret is xiamtheferret's adult account. she just started adult, her clean art is super adorable)

<is totally journal spamming>

MY MP3 PLAYER LIKES ME AGAIN! i can raise the volume =3 gotta press at an angle all sneaky like

I can't stay sad long while listening to  megawolf77

Cirrocumulus, and then Dream Savers? ferret didn't really stand a chance. if Dream Eaters comes on i'll probably be dreaming of breakdancing to it on america's best dance crew. <is weirdret> <Deal with it>


[edit] dream eaters did come on next lol

How can i be a light,
in a world without a flame?
I offer my insight,
and they'd rather walk in shame.
When i try, things go awry,
Who else can i blame?
...

i'm too tired to finish.

And this is not concerning a recent isolated incident. wide range of things. This is a wip poem about me, not blamng others.

alliteration. yay.
nighty night, i'm tired. i'll check fa later when i inevitably can't sleep, and when i inevitably wake up thirty minutes after i actually fall asleep.
<ragequits the day>

Anyone play? I got a water and a fire deck. My fire is better, but i like the poke in my water better. <～Floatzel～>

My fire deck is starring Reshiram, Charizard, and Ninetales.
My water deck is starring Alomomola, Starmie, Floatzel, and Slowbro.

What are your deck(s) like? =3

I got 100 favorites =3 <is a happyret>

(nearly all my friends have way more than that lol)



EDIT: i just noticed i have 100 watchers too! YAY! <snuggles everybody>

I can't come up with good journals lately. i don't have many interesting things happening to me. my home didn't get floodef. my pet didn't give birth recently. No one i know committed suicide. I'm not starting pron art. NOTHING!

So, ask me stuff. whatcha wanna know about me? i'll answer any question you ask, unless i feel it's WAAAAY too personal. Can't think of any of those questions atm, so you may be in luck =3

The joystick has finally decided to hate me. I can't raise the volume anymore. It's at a third of what it can do, and is fine when there isn't any other sound. But we live in a world where there is, in fact, SOUND! X3

I'll live with until i get a new one. but i will definately want something without a joystick. maybe some nice buttons. Cheap, like 10$. I only have a little over 1GB, and i barely listen to anything besides my epic playlist anyway. Has 31 songs, not needing a whole lot of memory here. =3

I can't put down everything he said, but here is his last comment.

"I wanted you to focus on one scene, and you have rushed an entire battle though a mere three pages. I admire the effort, but slow down and really paint the picture of this battle scene. How come only one character has a name? Keep working on this- - I look forward to reading more"

Talking afterward, he said he was reminded of Redwall ^w^ But also said a problem was that there were Wolves and Foxes. Both are dogs, so have a lot of the same characteristics. I realized that a little before, but went ahead with it anyway instead of making the foxes into cats. Also, my wording is off in a few places. A lot of this is because i didn't draft as well as i should have. There was no ink in my home, so i used that as an excuse not to try as hard as i should have. <i was gunna print it out>

He liked my first speech. I liked it too because it really set up Reynard as the leader/visionary type, made him an archetype character we already know. sadly, no one else had that. I told a lot about the alpha wolf, but didn't SHOW much. A phrase he often uses is "Show, don't tell." And the other characters were just place holders lol. I didn't even give the living fox a name. I'll find time to work on this, and definately improve. also, it won't just be three pages X3

And yes, I might make more of these journals about my stories X3 I really want you guys to critique all you want. I'll accept slight trolling even, as long as it actually outlines a problem in the story. I prefer constructive criticism, but if you don't feel like you want to put forth some effort, i'll accept the rant review lol. Just don't hurt my feelings too badly lol

CRITIQUE MY CRAP! I went into there all proud and then got surprised at the critiquing he gave. FAIL! X3 But thanks for making me feel better about writing, i am thankful for that =3 You have been unfailed, congradulations <3

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I posted this on a college bulletin board =3 I got it from <giggles, is a sillyret>

first, i want to wish  jack_the_otter good luck on his first day back to school, and anyone else starting this late =3

my day tomorrow should mean i get "Starting Fire" critique by my C.W. teacher =3333 Can't wait to improve this! Biology will be boring as always. No surprises there. lol

<needs to be more interesting, my journals suck lately>

Yeah, i like that class the fraggin best =^W^=

Teacher is awesome in lots of ways. Super funny, very learned in his craft, quirky, has character, has been published before, And best of all he treats all writing with potential. :3 I could have all my characters having the strangest of traits, but as long as i followed a storyline of sorts, developed my characters, just do the criteria that make a storyy a good story, he'll treat it as such. No judgement zone sort of deal :3

Oh, and the fact i'm better at writing than drawing helps too X3

BTW, I finished my ten shoes, i just have to do some more posing and i'll be done. I just have to copy what i've done before, so it will be easier than before. I can draw a shoe now and not look like crap X3

Dook! <3

They take too long to draw D'X

i have drawn 4/10 poses of my shoes, and i had fun once. ONCE! i might draw two more later when i wake up mid-night.

in other news, ferret is bored. <slumps on floor> looing up yiff only does so much for so long for me.

my random journals get more comments than my regular ones X3 Carrots compared to uncle dying, 30+ to 10+.

we need moar carrots! <uses one naughtily>
























<was using it to taunt bugs bunny X3>

My uncle died today (complete and utter honesty here: i am totally fine. No crying or hidden emotions, i don't know my extended family very well.)

My mother is leaving in the morning for a week stay with her family (it was her brother). He had cancer, it went away, came back, went away, and then lung cancer came up. More chemo would do more harm than good, and alternative treatments ween't going to work in his situation or something like that.

What this means for me, is my talk with my mother is going to be postponed awhile.

Oh, and i'm gunna be in a mini drama camp at my church tomorrow =3 "Drama Mama Boot Camp" X3

needs to raise just 30$ to pay his landlord. he has a journal that i cannot currently link, it explains more in detail. He has very cheap commissions that are definately worth it. Cheap as in under 5$ unless he changed the prices. My one macro picture was done by him for reference of his art, i'm impressed by the richness in color =3

please help if you can. even just another journal could help in a big way

I smell carrots... hmmm...