Just a reminder to all you hungry furs out there, 30 years ago today, Azaria chamberlain was allegedly eaten by a dingo...

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have jumped a car more than a few inches

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.


TOTAL: 1

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

Total: 5

Grand Total: 24

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Insane."

I AM 96% insane!

Okay... so keep this on the DL... thats Down Low, something furries are notoriously bad at, and posting this on FA doesn't help, but I'm trying to start a weekly web newsrag, furry style. Kicking around names, though the current favorite is "The Fox's news: Fairly Unbalanced" or "The Fox news: We report, you deride" not that I have anything against FN, it just works because, y'know, furries, foxes... I dunno, alternatives are CNN(Cottontail News Network)... We have a variety of features, Con and furmeet review/reports, Movie reviews, political opinion columns (both sides of the spectrum) and I'm willing to debase myself horribly to get interviews as are a number of furries in many different countries. We have artists for some comics, and editors.

We are always looking for more, so if you care to contribute when this thing kicks off, you are welcome to, please PM me)

What we LACK, that is, what I have NOT FOUND.. is someone who can program the bloody thing.... it'd work off donations and such funds as I can cobble together from advertising and my personal pocket, which is at the moment shallow, but getting deeper.

If you can web program decently, are willing to undertake a text based with SOME embedded video/audio and graphics, web programming, for little money...but possibly a lot of glory... please PM me.

Yes there are furry newsletters and furry sites which review conventions and things, I'm trying to put up a total package item. Might go nowhere, might be a big thing.. who knows.

While I doubt any of this will come to pass, Americats, please post that you support this plan (recieving e-mails is not essential) as it would certainly help us down here with the additional funding and all....


http://johnmccain.com/borderplan

I just realized, I mean.... not JUST now.. but it occured to me... its 2010... "The year we make contact" Roy Scheider is supposed to be talking to a dead astronaut right now... we were supposed to have a moon base... Video phones.... Something...

yeah I love my iPod and my laptop and my cell phone, and I think the fact that I use Night vision, radar scopes, and thermal imaging, all handheld, every day, is pretty cool... but where the fuck are the phaser guns, and the Neutron rays... and all the other cool future shit we were supposed to have....

We don't have it, it doesn't exist, that really sucks.... I want my money back

Stolen from Kanatta

Stolen from Rembrant because I am bored tonight :B




Basics:

Name: Gregory
Nickname: Bryant, B, L.I.U., Bry
Fursona: Bryant E. Holmes
Date of Birth: August 15th 1979 (approaching greymuzzle status)
Birthplace: Mineola Ny
Current Location: East Meadow, ny (but I live in Tucson AZ)
Eye Color: Hazel/green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"-6'2.5(depending on shoes, and which convenience store I'm robbing)
Heritage: German/Jewish
Piercings: No
Tattoos: None, Probably getting 910 on my right arm

Favourite:

Animal: Coyote
Band/Singer: NiN/Trent Reznor
Song: Someday by Chloe
Movie: Gone With the Wind
Disney Movie: Not Applicable
Disney Show: Ducktales
Disney Character: Michael Eisner
TV show: Border Wars
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Phish Phood
Pocky Flavor: What is pocky?
Drink (alcoholic): Scotch on the rocks, single malt
Cookie: Girl scout samoas
Store: Best buy/Home Depot
Clothing Brand: Calvin Klein
Shoe Brand: Danner
Season: Spring
Month: April
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Anthrocon
Flower: Black roses (tempermental but worth it)
Board game: Trivial pursuit


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: veggie
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee, burned
Hot or cold: Cold.

Your:

Goal for this year: Make it through my FTU and Journeyman program
Most missed memory: Dunno, I've apparently forgotten it?
Best physical feature: my awesome legs
First thought waking up: Alright, where's my gun then
Hypothetical personality: What?
Preferred type of surgery:The not having it kind
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar XD
Fairytale alter ego: Sheriff of nottingham
Most stupid remark: "What, that was really stupid, why didn't you laugh at me that time?" "Greg, if I laughed every time you do something stupid, I run outta laugh, I have no laugh left.."
Worst crime: Phoning in a bomb threat to my school when I was young to get out of a math test (its okay, I'm in DHS now and they're okay with it..)
Greatest ambition: To seize one pound of narcotics for every Day i've been alive... (11323 lbs at the end of this year... don't worry, its doable)
Greatest fear: BEES!
Darkest secret: The above crime isn't really the worst thing I've done.
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: A ferret
Worst habit: Talking too much

Do You:

Smoke: No
Drink: yes
Curse: Hourly
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: Yes, if I'm drunk enough.
Play an instrument: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Get along with your parents: Answer varies...mostly yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: Yes

1.Are you single or taken?
I am single

2. Chocolate or flowers?

Chocolate

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?

Probably be getting ready for work XD

4.Do you like anyone?
Yes, I'm hoping she'll talk to me

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
no

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?

Dinner and a movie, maybe some romantic viewing of the stars up in the hills after... possibly even a late night picnic (its warm in tucson)

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Dunno?

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
These days, everyone thinks your a stalker if you do...

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nope

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Never have, never will

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Bone meal and earwax honey....

14. Flowers or chocolate?
CHOCOLATE!

15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Sometimes...

16. How do you feel about PDA (public displays of affection)?

If it doesn't make the girl uncomfy...

17. How is your love life?

Empty.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

19. How many roses would you want?

Rose bushes, they live longer...

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?

Hope so.

MEME

Put down what species of animal your fursona would be within each category, if your fursona had to be a species from that animal type. If/when you reach the category your fursona is already put an alternative animal. Links to pictures are useful and fun but not necessary.

1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...

A ringtail Lemur

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...

A Jaguar... they always look so damned cool in picures..

3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...

A Coyote...

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...

The noble Alpaca

5. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...

A Javelina...

6. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...

A Nile monitor


7. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...

A Wallaby, because everyone loves wallabies

8. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...

A swordfish

9. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...

Colorado river toad...

10. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...

A Bald Eagle, because they are kick ass..

11. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...

A cockroach, inevitable inheritor of the earth...

12. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...

I do not understand the question..

13. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...

Dragon

14. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...

Givingmygunablowjobmon.... Or something...

15. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...

1967 Chevrolet Corvette convertible Suicide machine with a 427 engine and aftermarket 5 speed manual...

:D


The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on ur status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard. (does a spa count?)

T 0 T A L: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[x] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[ ] Your room is big enough for you.

[x] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 12


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace/facebook.(In my case, I concider this a freakin' BONUS)

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace/facebook.

[ ] You get allowance.

[x] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school.(I did in my last high school)

[x] You don't wish you were someone else.

[x] You play a sport.(I'm counting running drug smugglers down and arresting them as a sport)

[x] You do something after school. (I do stuff after work)

T 0 T A L: 18


[x] You own a car.

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 22

[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[ ] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[x] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs.

[ ] You don't have any enemies.

[ ] You are a generally nice person.

T O T A L: 25
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"


My life would be 85% happy but here at the Border Patrol academy the rooms are tiny, even the big rooms, and also the PT instructors kick everyones ass in stacking, so there goes not being beaten up...

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL....

AS IF THE BORDER WASN'T ALREADY FUCKING CRAZY ENOUGH...

OMG... I'm 30.... how did this happen? I was 21 like, only a coupla years ago...

Its true what my father says, time speeds up as you approach the speed of old....

and I will officially be 30 years old.... god.... I am so not prepared to deal with this...

Wow, if ever there was a man who effected my generation. We grew up watching "Weird Science" and "Ferris Buellers' day off" and we learned how to be cool from "The Breakfast club" (That's another!)....

All written by the same man.... dead before he hit the ground it seems.

You will be missed John, for what its worth, I hope wherever you are, you are walking off to some awesome 80's music, to new adventures and new self discovery...

People don't seem to understand, a little jocularity is always fine, but when it comes to tugging someones chain, metaphorically speaking, its important to realize that the chain is attached to something, and too much pulling is going to bring whatever the fuck that is down on top of you.

Underestimation is a truly terrible thing, for person making the estimate.

Well, for starters, I have started taking St. Johns Wort to deal with the very minor manicness that is me (basically mellow-out, shut-up-Bryant pills) and it seems to be working, one of my complete and utter white trash child of a meth junkie coworkers got in my face because her rotten toothed mother (who I originally trained with, thus, got to hear about her 20+ year Methamphetamine addiction) cannot walk properly, forcing me to budge up every time she walks past, this woman is 300 lbs OVERWEIGHT (meaning she tips the scales at a little over 450, she is not quite 5'9), now I've been getting up every morning at 3:30 AM to make it to a training class on high speed internet to be taught things I already knew, and I get to sleep around 10pm-12pm....

....interruption for clarification, this is for my idiotic Day job working for Verizon, not the Border Patrol....

So I've sent the week so far getting 5 to 3.5 hours of sleep, I've about had it, so she passes by, again, forcing me to curl up into a tiny Bryant ball to make space for her cetacaen like bulk, and I complain to a coworker that I'm tired of being inconvenienced just because someone else chose to spend the last 50 years abusing their body (she, the land-whale, had complained that she can't lift her legs high enough to step over my feet)... so her daughter decides to have what Aaron Mcgruder has dubbed a N*gg*r moment, gets up in my face "OH NO YOU Di-INT!".... now... normally this is where I I'd simply snap kick the not inconsiderably porcine daughter in her knee and see if she bounced when she went down, or at least got into a shouting match...

..Instead, the new, more mellow, more relaxed me, simply stretched out and started chuckling, I mean, seriously, I was unfazed, it was very odd... Apparently either St. Johns Wort has one HELL of a placebo effect, or its just really mellowing.

I think I'll get a much better idea this sunday, when I attend the latest Furizona Furmeet, because then I'll be able to test my new mellow against people who I generally get very nervous around and overtalk... loudly.


Also if you are reading this and my descriptions such as "Land-Whale" "cetacaen" or "Porcine" disturb you, understand I have nothing in general against overweight individuals, its a lifestyle choice for some, biology for a few, but the fact is that I have no sympathy at all for Junkies or white trash, you spend your life sucking alternatively on a Meth pipe and a box of Ding Dongs and you suddenly find your body doesn't work anymore, go fuck yourself, seriously, No gov't help, no welfare, no unemployment, no job, do not pass go, do not collect 200$, you did this shit to yourself. You get one, read it 1 body, take the best care of it you can, its never too late to start repairing the damage, but don't bitch about it to me. You aren't a wounded veteran, you didn't sacrifice your health working in a coal mine to feed your family, you decided to drop out of high school, get really into the 60's/70's peace movement, ate or smoked anything a guy wearing a beaded headband offered you, and now you reap the consequences of your ignorance and lack of self control.

So, for some reason I thought I've really been wussing out on my night runs, barely able to make it 2 miles in about 16:40 lately... last night I just BARELY made 1.5 in 12:50 and I'm thinking to myself, wtf is wrong with me?

Well, I went inside and checked the weather report: 60% humidity, at almost 90 degrees...

so yeah, the humidity down here has gone up 6 fold since I was running 3 miles in 24:48 and the temperature at night has gone up almost 20 degrees.

That makes me feel a little better about myself.

Seriously, get a bunch of furries together, all kinds of food, and head to the woods. Awesome will follow. Or at least it does with the Furizona furs.

Now, other than the fact that I apparently gave my only fully functional air mattress to Mune, so that every single night was a slow descent into maddening discomfort, and an IMPRESSIVE sunburn, I had a lot of fun.

Between Pyrofoks, Pedro, and Wolf, there was every piece of equipment on my dream list of camping supplies, and anything they didn't bring to share, me and Mune had.

Kwan can apparently cook a breakfast like it is nobody's business, and even does dishes.

Next time my only plan is to have a much healthier and more properly prepared stash of firewood, which, thanks to the city felling 'nuisance trees' in my area, shouldn't be a problem, and a decent air mattress.

Oh and on the off chance that Pyrofoks reads this, the thing that I wouldn't shut up about that came into camp that last morning apparently WAS a kitfox... they are really.. unfoxlike...

I guess because I revere mortality, feeling that the only thing that gives human life value is the fact that, much like gold, you can only ever get so much of it, makes me inhuman.

I never really feel that the dead leave us as long as we remember them, and in their passing validate our own survival. I hope that when I die, people are happy that they're still alive, and much like my father, I plan for my funeral to be an absolutely rocking kegger, with not one, but two clowns, and an assortment of cake.

Seriously, to whom it concerns, don't reply to this Journal, what you said to me this morning was awfully painful.

I want to post a few excerpts, the entire article is here: Link

Let me start by saying, I love dogs. I am a dog person, always have been. I put out water for strays in our neighborhood here in Arizona, because its freaking hot in the summer. I grew up in a house where we always had a dog, its just how things were.

But a dog is something you own, its a companion ANIMAL little c big A. These things belong to us, there are many nations where they eat them, they are livestock. You bought this animal, it is your slave, not your kid, not your equal, it has no rights of citizenship in the United States, nor any other nation I am aware of. Putting it above human beings is a serious problem, one we've had in America for a long time.

Anyway...

"This is pretty heinous," said Cheri Miller, spokeswoman for the Capital Area Humane Society, which carried out a search warrant in Santuomo's home. The humane society has limited law enforcement powers in Franklin County.

At least its not PETA.. .but seriously giving the HSA law enforcement authority is like turning over security at a gun show to to the Brady center, or letting MADD adjudicate liquor licenses... Who the fuck are they to get a search warrant? If I went down to the courthouse now and requested a warrant to search my friends house because I thought he'd been kidnapping hobos and raping them in his basement, they'd thank me kindly and advise me to contact the police, and keep in mind I've _HAD_ law enforcement training and am in the pipe for a whole lot more, who ARE these people with the HSA? Are they former law enforcement? Cops on their day off? Batman? What happens when some wingnut decides to blow these make believe police away with a sawed off, does he get sentenced for assaulting an LEO or just for regular AWaDW?

You'd not get away with this shit for any other aspect of law enforcement, but when its a widdle puppy dog, suddenly vigilantism is okay?

"People are not very happy," he said. "We had people say they should do to him what he's done to the dogs. A lot of people want him fired. They don't want him coming into their house. They're worried about their animals; they're worried about their kids. They'd just as soon let their house burn down if he shows up."

Are these people mentally retarded? I just want to ask, seriously... two dogs.. not kids, not people, he didn't rape a nun... let your house burn down? Seriously... lets play a game of under the sink shots, i'll pull out a random cleaner, and you take shots of it until you don't care if you're IN the house when it burns down...

Grow_the_fuck_up.... your house represents your cumulative lifes savings... the culmination of all the labor that the government hasn't stolen from you..... even if you plan to sell it one day, its like a physical representation of your financial worth, whereas, George Carlin put it pretty well: Life... Is a series of dogs, when your dog dies you go out and get another damned dog!

Santuomo was sentenced to 90 days in jail, to be served in 10-day increments over the next two years. He also has to pay $4,500 in restitution, perform 200 hours of community service, stay away from companion animals for five years and write a letter of apology to be published in the local newspaper and the International Association of Firefighters magazine, the humane society's Miller said

Restitution to WHOME?! they were his dogs... he didn't kill someone elses dogs... shit, imagine if they made this the legal remedy every time you slaughtered your own pig or cow... you do know that animals die so you can eat white castle right? (okay... maybe not WHITE CASTLE, but definately other burger places..)

Does he have to pay 4500$ to himself as the wronged party(owner of the damaged dogs?), and if so how the fuck would that work? Basically he's being FINED.. its not restitution, its a FINE for disposing of his own property...how far is that gonna go? If you have one fish in your tank that keeps eating all the other fish, and you flush it, can your crying children call the HSA and have you clapped in irons and fined?

What happens if your cat gets into the garage and you back over it... will your car be confiscated as evidence for the grand jury to decide if your committed accidental felicide?

Santuomo's attorney said that his client is remorseful over his actions and that people need to temper their outrage. "It's the same old story. They couldn't care less about people and they love animals," lawyer Sam Shamansky said.

Comment unnecessary, but forthcoming.... years ago, there was a typhoon that struck some small poverty stricken Asian Island, I don't recall which, there was an appeal for aid on TV, during the footage, in one corner of the screen, a dirty flea bitten dog was shown nursing some scrawny puppies, the tv station received 25 thousand dollars in donations, this was I think the 1970's so that was a LOT of money. 22 thousand was for the dog.

I said I love dogs, I mean it, I do, I think this fucker should never be allowed to own another dog, I think society in general should turn a cold shoulder to him, and he should be a pariah among his peers who more or less tell him to fuck off, leave a table he sits at, refuse him service in restaurants, shit like that. However to impose criminal penalties on an American citizen for doing what he wishes with his own property is morally wrong.

Just felt like bitching about that.

Apparently Steamed Canadian lobsters were on sale at the walmart today for 9.97.. I was there to pick up a few things.

1.5 lb cooked lobster, 10$ I'll take two!

Now I got my seafood fix for a couple months

God, I hate getting sick because I am such a stereotypical male when it happens to me, at least, so the comedy stereotype goes, I get something minor, like a cold, except for me it can't just inhabit my nose like a good little virus, oh no, it has to move into my sinuses and make it feel like someone is scrambling my brains with a red hot hook..... so i took today off work, still gonna bike ride later... figure probably better than spreading this around.

Yeah, pretty happy about this, on friday, I ran the full 1.5 miles under an 8 minute mile... admittedly not by much, made mile 1 at 7:58 then 1.5 at 11:58. so barely beat 8 minutes on mile one and maintained an 8 minute pace for another 4 minutes... still not bad... then completed my second mile and a half without stopping, at 24:52, which means the second 1.5 was in 12:56 seconds (I always add on some cumulative seconds assuming I hit the stop button early or late, better long than short) so that means I officially passed the required 1.5 mile run time for FLETC graduation twice over without stopping and without winding myself (though I've felt better after running than I did that night)

Currently also up to 25 standard push ups in a minute, and 35 sit ups, so I feel like I'm in a good place...

..so here is the really interesting question, if I can do all that, with 30 seconds of rest time in between, right, and not be winded, why can't I laugh heartily without coughing?

Lifes freakin' mysteries..

. Who are you?
. Are we friends?
. When and how did we meet?
. Would you kiss me?
. Give me a nickname and explain why?
. Describe me in one word!
. What was your first impression of me?
. Do you still think the same?
. What reminds you of me?
. If you could give me anything what would it be?
. How well do you know me?
. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
. Would you ever meet up with me?

I made it 3 miles in 29:00:25 Minutes on monday.. .today i'm not going for any kind of goal pace, just gonna jog 2 miles in about 20 minutes, may go for a 3rd... not sure... new goal by July is 3 miles in 27 minutes or less.