Hello
Posted 4 years agoIt certainly has been some time since I was active here. I suppose I am an active lurker. I just haven't had the time to keep up with the fandom, or to write like I used to. You may see me like an artwork here and there, for those curious yes, I am still married. Yes, I am happy. We are expecting, after a decade of trying, a little boy in the spring. I am beyond excited. While time doesn't allow me to enjoy this hobby anymore, it is still something dear to me. Hope you all are doing well and have a great new year.
Life
Posted 7 years agoLife has a way of being hectic. I certainly apologize to any fans of Buck, that remain, due to my absence and lack of attentiveness in answering messages, or providing either written content or purchased content. I have reached an age where family members begin to withstand serious health conditions, where life starts taking precious people away from you.
In addition I am recovering from rotator cuff surgery. I am the weakest and most out of shape I have ever been in my life. But in a way it is a well look forward to challenge. I will be 31, I know not everyone will understand this but I want to prove to myself I can still be that person. The mountain is definitely tall, but I'll begin the climb sometime this month. I also surprised myself and got accepted to an ivy league graduate school. Mostly due to my wife, the bunny, pushing me to apply. Another challenge I'll be facing come May.
I still hope to be a bit more active on here now as things calm down and turn towards personal goals. It's hard to believe it was six years ago I shared Buck with you all.
See you soon.
In addition I am recovering from rotator cuff surgery. I am the weakest and most out of shape I have ever been in my life. But in a way it is a well look forward to challenge. I will be 31, I know not everyone will understand this but I want to prove to myself I can still be that person. The mountain is definitely tall, but I'll begin the climb sometime this month. I also surprised myself and got accepted to an ivy league graduate school. Mostly due to my wife, the bunny, pushing me to apply. Another challenge I'll be facing come May.
I still hope to be a bit more active on here now as things calm down and turn towards personal goals. It's hard to believe it was six years ago I shared Buck with you all.
See you soon.
AIM Shutting Down
Posted 8 years agoAfter 20 years AIM is shutting down. I hadn't thought much of it until the other day. So many people I met on AIM. Role players, writers like myself. Many I haven't talked to or seen for years, and the likelihood of doing so now is slim. I have to say I do miss some of those friends, and some of those stories. It was a lot of fun. It was where I discovered the Furry Fandom, where Buck was first made. Much of my early adulthood revolved around it. It's a sad thing.
Back
Posted 8 years agoIt's been awhile. Things certainly got hectic for me. As a result, unfortunately, my fursona suffered. While Buck the character had to be set aside for Buck, the real person. But hey, hope every one is doing well. I'm back for the foreseeable future. You'll be seeing me be a bit more active on here, and my (very very neglected) twitter.
Marriage
Posted 10 years agoPeople say marriage is hard work, that relationships are hard work. I have definitely had relationships where it felt like a job, rather than a release. So I get the statement.
But I think if marriage is hard work, you are either doing something wrong or in the wrong marriage. I was lucky enough to marry my bunny, and we've been together awhile now and I still don't see the work. It makes me realize how my other relationships were wrong, either because of the way I viewed them or because of my partner.
I still know all these guys who complain about their wives and their significant others, I just can't manage a complaint. Maybe people should settle less, and actually get what they want. I did, it just took time.
But I think if marriage is hard work, you are either doing something wrong or in the wrong marriage. I was lucky enough to marry my bunny, and we've been together awhile now and I still don't see the work. It makes me realize how my other relationships were wrong, either because of the way I viewed them or because of my partner.
I still know all these guys who complain about their wives and their significant others, I just can't manage a complaint. Maybe people should settle less, and actually get what they want. I did, it just took time.
Another Virginity down
Posted 10 years agoWell after the fifth time someone has tried to make a twitter and be me, and attempted to hack my twitter. I have decided to start using it, and tweeted my first tweet.
Feel free to follow me xBuckJohnsonx and expect more in the future.
Let me leave you with the latest workout playlist. You'll notice more pop and rap, for the cardio.
Back in black-AC/DC
Turn down for what (feat. Juicy J, Chainz, and French montana) remix
Hey Mama (feat Nicki Minaja and Afrojack) by David Guetta
Crawling back to you- GD presents
Talk Dirty (feat. 2 chainz)
Porn star dancing feat. Ludacris-My darkest days
Anaconda- Nicki Minaj
E.T. (Feat Kanye West) Katy Perry
Ray Ban Vision-A-trak
Crazy in love (2014 remix)- Fifty shades of gray sound track (cooldown)
Feel free to follow me xBuckJohnsonx and expect more in the future.
Let me leave you with the latest workout playlist. You'll notice more pop and rap, for the cardio.
Back in black-AC/DC
Turn down for what (feat. Juicy J, Chainz, and French montana) remix
Hey Mama (feat Nicki Minaja and Afrojack) by David Guetta
Crawling back to you- GD presents
Talk Dirty (feat. 2 chainz)
Porn star dancing feat. Ludacris-My darkest days
Anaconda- Nicki Minaj
E.T. (Feat Kanye West) Katy Perry
Ray Ban Vision-A-trak
Crazy in love (2014 remix)- Fifty shades of gray sound track (cooldown)
Workout
Posted 11 years agoIt's definitely been awhile since I updated a playlist for you folks. Unfortunately I have been ill, so just getting back into the swing of things. Went and got a fit bit, they are quite informative. Made me get into a friendly competition between my beloved
xvxcharityxvx and
audacia.
What's bad is that with being sick, I am currently in last! Not only with step count, but active minutes.
audacia is absolutely smoking me and the beautiful bunny.
So, having decided it's time to reel her in. This is Buck's updated workout playlist for Spring, 2014 should give you 30 (ish) minutes of decent cardio.
1. Roads untraveled-Linkin park
2.Promise- Skrillex and nero remix, by nero.
3. The man- Aloe Blacc
4. Applause- Lady gaga
5. Work Bitch- Britney spears
6. Wild boy (Ricky Luna remix) - MGK
7. X Gon' give it to you- DMX
8. Shakin it 4 daddy (feat nicki minaj)- robin thicke
9. Bad Girlfriend -theory of a deadman
10. Pussy Liquor- Rob zombie


What's bad is that with being sick, I am currently in last! Not only with step count, but active minutes.

So, having decided it's time to reel her in. This is Buck's updated workout playlist for Spring, 2014 should give you 30 (ish) minutes of decent cardio.
1. Roads untraveled-Linkin park
2.Promise- Skrillex and nero remix, by nero.
3. The man- Aloe Blacc
4. Applause- Lady gaga
5. Work Bitch- Britney spears
6. Wild boy (Ricky Luna remix) - MGK
7. X Gon' give it to you- DMX
8. Shakin it 4 daddy (feat nicki minaj)- robin thicke
9. Bad Girlfriend -theory of a deadman
10. Pussy Liquor- Rob zombie
People are getting pretty annoying. I had to make a twitter to get a fake Buck banned, and then someone hacks my twitter to randomly follow two hundred some people.
Yes being Buck is pretty awesome, but how about you work on your own life rather than trying to live mine.
Yes being Buck is pretty awesome, but how about you work on your own life rather than trying to live mine.
Accusations.
Posted 11 years agoI'll be staying here. I like FA.
I hope that if I was accused of something in he said she said the matter would be given a greater level of privacy, tact, and investigation than certain individuals have given the current one.
I hope that if I was accused of something in he said she said the matter would be given a greater level of privacy, tact, and investigation than certain individuals have given the current one.
Tweet
Posted 12 years agoSo I didn't believe in twitter, I can't fathom why someone would want up to the second updates on people. I mean I like some of the information, but then I think also it get's abused...The whole reason I bring this up is apparently there was an individual, who has been shut down, portraying me on twitter.
This isn't the first, nor will it be the last, of people doing this. At this point I don't really get that upset, it's just annoying. Like a mosquito in your car at 60mph.
But as a result of this I have joined twitter, and I am willing to try new things so I am going to give it a shot.
You can find me xBuckJohnsonx ...More annoying that the fake took the good versions of my name without the x's.
This isn't the first, nor will it be the last, of people doing this. At this point I don't really get that upset, it's just annoying. Like a mosquito in your car at 60mph.
But as a result of this I have joined twitter, and I am willing to try new things so I am going to give it a shot.
You can find me xBuckJohnsonx ...More annoying that the fake took the good versions of my name without the x's.
Upcoming Projects
Posted 12 years agoCommission from
blackdahlia
xvxcharityxvx and I have decided we want to try an anthrocon. But, as usual, we don't do anything half way. I will be going as Buck, at this stage looking at a head and gloves for the suit, as the main features of Buck are the body and I don't think a suit would do it right, and since he is based off my body, what better body to use!
Even making a head takes an extended period of time, or so I am told. I have a few fursuit makers on watch, and they appear to be quite talented at what they do. However, the issue is that Buck is not cartoony, and only a few select ones manage to make more real or adult feeling features. Unfortunately their queues are currently closed. But don't worry sports fans, keep your eyes open for an upcoming Buck Johnson furry! And up close and personal look at the man behind Buck, sans the head.


Even making a head takes an extended period of time, or so I am told. I have a few fursuit makers on watch, and they appear to be quite talented at what they do. However, the issue is that Buck is not cartoony, and only a few select ones manage to make more real or adult feeling features. Unfortunately their queues are currently closed. But don't worry sports fans, keep your eyes open for an upcoming Buck Johnson furry! And up close and personal look at the man behind Buck, sans the head.
Searching for artists
Posted 12 years ago"I miss seeing Buck commissions." I get this multiple times a week, you know what I miss them too!
The problem arises in that I don't have the time to watch journals to see when an artists opens up anymore, I work a lot. Working means I also have money I would like to throw at artists for pieces of both myself and
xvxcharityxvx.
A warning though, as you note in my gallery when I commission a piece and like the result I tend to commission often. I am looking for a few artists to throw my money at and if the results go well do more pieces with more money being thrown.
The problem arises in that I don't have the time to watch journals to see when an artists opens up anymore, I work a lot. Working means I also have money I would like to throw at artists for pieces of both myself and

A warning though, as you note in my gallery when I commission a piece and like the result I tend to commission often. I am looking for a few artists to throw my money at and if the results go well do more pieces with more money being thrown.
Theme song
Posted 12 years agoSo according to
xvxcharityxvx I have a theme song, blurred lines by robin thicke. I think it is definitely a Buck song. What do you think?

Crazy stupid love
Posted 12 years agoRyan Gosling plays the role of Buck Johnson in the 2011 hit romantic comedy, true story.
Some changes
Posted 12 years agoI apologize I have not been very active. Charity and I have been overhauling our lifestyle. I have decided I want to be one of the fittest men in the world, with an end goal of the Ironman Triathlon. Charity in the meantime has decided, I quote, "to have the best ass in the world."
As a result much of my time has been changing my diet, and training my body. I feel that it is an ambitious goal given my surgically repaired knees. But a realistic one.
For those of you who are not aware, Charity and I also are part of the D/S lifestyle. We have been married a year, and it is the happiest year of my life. I have grown quite a bit as a man, and as a dominant. Monogamy never appealed to me much, Buck was a persona that could explore a world without it to a greater extent than I due to the lack of STDs and emotional commitment that the world of the internet provided. This year has been a learning experience for the better, finding new and interesting ways to both challenge myself and push her. I hope you all have had a great year, if you have not, I hope it gets better.
Here is Buck's Ironman training playlist.
Warm up:
Derezzed by draft punk
Harlem Shake by Baauer
Strength Training:
Animal I have become by Three Days Grace
Coming Undone by Korn
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry
Cardio:
Ray Ban Vision by A-trak
Part of Me by Chris Cornell
99 Problems by Hugo
Sad but True by Metallica
Bad boy for Life by P. Diddy
Frozen by Celldweller
Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi
Cooldown:
Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5
Feel Good inc by Gorillaz
As a result much of my time has been changing my diet, and training my body. I feel that it is an ambitious goal given my surgically repaired knees. But a realistic one.
For those of you who are not aware, Charity and I also are part of the D/S lifestyle. We have been married a year, and it is the happiest year of my life. I have grown quite a bit as a man, and as a dominant. Monogamy never appealed to me much, Buck was a persona that could explore a world without it to a greater extent than I due to the lack of STDs and emotional commitment that the world of the internet provided. This year has been a learning experience for the better, finding new and interesting ways to both challenge myself and push her. I hope you all have had a great year, if you have not, I hope it gets better.
Here is Buck's Ironman training playlist.
Warm up:
Derezzed by draft punk
Harlem Shake by Baauer
Strength Training:
Animal I have become by Three Days Grace
Coming Undone by Korn
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry
Cardio:
Ray Ban Vision by A-trak
Part of Me by Chris Cornell
99 Problems by Hugo
Sad but True by Metallica
Bad boy for Life by P. Diddy
Frozen by Celldweller
Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi
Cooldown:
Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5
Feel Good inc by Gorillaz
New Year
Posted 13 years agoHope you all had, and will have a great holiday. My lovely wife got me some great gadgets and clothing. I have to admit lucky brand jeans are soft, but I don't think they are all for me. She is set on turning me into a style, and she is dressing me very nice and I do think I look rather good. In fact I'm afraid I am starting to actually match clothing, and pay attention to how things look. She is spoiling me.
As someone who never really thought monogamy would work out for them, I could never be happier. Those of you that are in a relationship I hope it continues to go better in 2013, and those of you looking. I hope you find that person for you in the new year.
My resolution is to continue to work on my health, my knees. To do what I need to do to avoid knee replacement.
As someone who never really thought monogamy would work out for them, I could never be happier. Those of you that are in a relationship I hope it continues to go better in 2013, and those of you looking. I hope you find that person for you in the new year.
My resolution is to continue to work on my health, my knees. To do what I need to do to avoid knee replacement.
Happy Holidays
Posted 13 years agoHappy holidays everyone, I hope you are all safe and have fun. This will be Chartiy's and my second Christmas together.
You never know how precious these days are until you have someone special to spend them with.
You never know how precious these days are until you have someone special to spend them with.
Music
Posted 13 years agoJust a random venting.
I listen to the radio quite frequently of late, long drives and what not.
I am getting tired of having to change the station every time blow my whistle comes on. It's a horrible song, and it seems to be an hour long. Then you finally get away from that crap and I'm at a payphone will come on, which is just as bad, and just as long. How in the world can these things be on "top hits." Who the hell thinks a grown man whistling in a vague reference to sloppy fellatio for four minutes is catchy.
I listen to the radio quite frequently of late, long drives and what not.
I am getting tired of having to change the station every time blow my whistle comes on. It's a horrible song, and it seems to be an hour long. Then you finally get away from that crap and I'm at a payphone will come on, which is just as bad, and just as long. How in the world can these things be on "top hits." Who the hell thinks a grown man whistling in a vague reference to sloppy fellatio for four minutes is catchy.
Updates
Posted 13 years agoThe wedding went well. Was a fantastic time, you should all be jealous of me though sadly you won't get to see how Charity was in her dress.
Post Wedding Workout playlist
Wide Awake Katy Perry
Back in Time Pitbull
The Fighter Gym Class Heroes
Sexy and I know it LMFAO
Part of Me Chris Cornell
Paralyze Finger Eleven
I love my sex Benassi Bros.
Porn Star Dancing(Feat Ludacris.) My Darkest Days
Bartholomew The Silent Comedy
Let Go Frou Fou
Run Rabbit Junk GITS: Stand Alone complex
Post Wedding Workout playlist
Wide Awake Katy Perry
Back in Time Pitbull
The Fighter Gym Class Heroes
Sexy and I know it LMFAO
Part of Me Chris Cornell
Paralyze Finger Eleven
I love my sex Benassi Bros.
Porn Star Dancing(Feat Ludacris.) My Darkest Days
Bartholomew The Silent Comedy
Let Go Frou Fou
Run Rabbit Junk GITS: Stand Alone complex
Commission Slots open
Posted 13 years agoI will be opening 5 story commission slots this week.
Price list
1-5 pages ($10)
5-8 ($15)
8-10 ($20)
10+ (Discussed)
Things I will write: Modern, Victorian, Sci-fi, Steampunk, Fantasy, Anthro, Interspecies, Human, Heterosexual Erotica, Lesbian Erotica, Majority of sexual kinks, Beast, Gore
Things I will not write: Bathroom play, Diapers, Homosexual Erotica, Snuff, Vore, Children
Time frame: Work begins when payment is received, average wait time for a 1-5 page story is 2 days.
Included with price: 2 revisions, meaning if you receive the story and just hate it I will completely re-write it 2 times for no charge.
Refunds: There are no refunds, I suggest you read my prior works and understand that anything I write will be of similar quality.
Chapter stories: Price will be per chapter, paid per chapter. For example you want a 10 chapter short story, and each chapter is 1-5 pages. You will pay 1 chapter at a time, or 10 dollars per commission to completed chapter. This allows for staggered payment, but also the understanding of longer chapters as needed.
Characters: As many characters as you desired, provide an image or brief description. More characters means more complexity which generally means more pages. If you wish me to provide the characters you need to give a brief description of physical attributes you want to see, species, and mannerisms. If you have a specific character you want included, for example Buck, mention this.
Reserving a slot: Note me with a brief description of what you want, first come first serve order. Spots are reserved for 4 days at start of first contact. If payment is not received, or story discussed within those 4 days spot is forfeit and re-opened on a first come first serve basis.
Payment Method: Paypal, please put "your fa name" commission, as description.
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Price list
1-5 pages ($10)
5-8 ($15)
8-10 ($20)
10+ (Discussed)
Things I will write: Modern, Victorian, Sci-fi, Steampunk, Fantasy, Anthro, Interspecies, Human, Heterosexual Erotica, Lesbian Erotica, Majority of sexual kinks, Beast, Gore
Things I will not write: Bathroom play, Diapers, Homosexual Erotica, Snuff, Vore, Children
Time frame: Work begins when payment is received, average wait time for a 1-5 page story is 2 days.
Included with price: 2 revisions, meaning if you receive the story and just hate it I will completely re-write it 2 times for no charge.
Refunds: There are no refunds, I suggest you read my prior works and understand that anything I write will be of similar quality.
Chapter stories: Price will be per chapter, paid per chapter. For example you want a 10 chapter short story, and each chapter is 1-5 pages. You will pay 1 chapter at a time, or 10 dollars per commission to completed chapter. This allows for staggered payment, but also the understanding of longer chapters as needed.
Characters: As many characters as you desired, provide an image or brief description. More characters means more complexity which generally means more pages. If you wish me to provide the characters you need to give a brief description of physical attributes you want to see, species, and mannerisms. If you have a specific character you want included, for example Buck, mention this.
Reserving a slot: Note me with a brief description of what you want, first come first serve order. Spots are reserved for 4 days at start of first contact. If payment is not received, or story discussed within those 4 days spot is forfeit and re-opened on a first come first serve basis.
Payment Method: Paypal, please put "your fa name" commission, as description.
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Updates
Posted 13 years agoSummer is finally getting here, looking forward to swimming. With life being busy and there more important things to spend my money on, I haven't been commissioning much work or being able to devote much time to the life of my fursona. I see this changing eventually, but in the mean time I hope you are all doing well.
Porn (Mature)
Posted 13 years agoAfter a shopping spree at the local adult store my significant other and I were allowed to pick 3 complimentary adult entertainment videos. Having made our selection, we went home to see how the paid people do it. My conclusion is that porn has gone so far down hill that the only way it will ever be enjoyable again is if people start making their own videos for sale.
Girls with fake boobs, hair, lips, pussy, noses, and ass has been around forever. But now you have guys who have had their tendons cut to get two extra inches, so the dick lays there like a piece of dead meat. Their balls are so small from the steroids they use to get that six pack that you aren't see they are there, and then when the cum shot comes to a dribbling conclusion you are sure that those peanuts could not really be balls.
Now I know the pressure on these guys, I have known a few in the business. I know that I could never be a male porn star, I wouldn't dare take the crap these guys take to make small checks (on the straight side of things). I also can't cum on command, and frankly a blonde bimbo with fake boobs inspires my cock, zero. But where does it stop? The dick at seven inches isn't big enough, cut the tendons. Muscles aren't big enough, take steroids. Erection isn't long enough, take double the does of viagra. Boobs aren't big enough, stuff gel in them. Ass isn't big enough, inject silicon. Asshole isn't pretty enough, wax it, bleach it. Pussy lips look a little out of place, cut them, stitch them. Pain tolerance isn't high enough, numb it.
By the time they have done all of this you are left with a guy that has a limp fish big dick, peanuts, veins popping out all over the place grunting like a monkey against some plastic barbie who doesn't even jiggle right who gets a cumshot that looks like someone tried to get the last drop out of a tooth paste.
Video Porn is dead.
Girls with fake boobs, hair, lips, pussy, noses, and ass has been around forever. But now you have guys who have had their tendons cut to get two extra inches, so the dick lays there like a piece of dead meat. Their balls are so small from the steroids they use to get that six pack that you aren't see they are there, and then when the cum shot comes to a dribbling conclusion you are sure that those peanuts could not really be balls.
Now I know the pressure on these guys, I have known a few in the business. I know that I could never be a male porn star, I wouldn't dare take the crap these guys take to make small checks (on the straight side of things). I also can't cum on command, and frankly a blonde bimbo with fake boobs inspires my cock, zero. But where does it stop? The dick at seven inches isn't big enough, cut the tendons. Muscles aren't big enough, take steroids. Erection isn't long enough, take double the does of viagra. Boobs aren't big enough, stuff gel in them. Ass isn't big enough, inject silicon. Asshole isn't pretty enough, wax it, bleach it. Pussy lips look a little out of place, cut them, stitch them. Pain tolerance isn't high enough, numb it.
By the time they have done all of this you are left with a guy that has a limp fish big dick, peanuts, veins popping out all over the place grunting like a monkey against some plastic barbie who doesn't even jiggle right who gets a cumshot that looks like someone tried to get the last drop out of a tooth paste.
Video Porn is dead.
Butt
Posted 13 years agoSo, standing in line in the grocery store one of my biggest pet peeves took place. The guy working the cash register is waiting on a woman. Not my type, but fairly attractive. His eyes are glued to her bosom, so much so that she has to wave his card several times for him to take it and is obviously very annoyed. She was just wearing a shirt mind you, nothing that screamed look at my breasts.
Some women liked to be looked at, some women don't, most women only like to be looked at by certain individuals. Staring a woman's breasts while she is talking to you, or you are waiting on her is classless. Breasts are nice, I get it, but the butt is where your male stupidity needs to go. You are going to look at a woman, ever guy is.
Listen to her when she is talking, serve her as is your job, and when she walks away. Take a glance. One, she isn't aware that you are a male and being an idiot, you don't hold anyone up, and chances are she bought those jeans because the way it makes her butt look.
Besides, the butt to me is far more a happy thought. The butt is what bounces off the bed, the butt is what you grip and spread, the butt is what slaps your belly, and when you try to put yourself in her butt she whimpers, whines, coos, and cries beautifully.
Guys please, stop staring at her breasts like a bird is going to pop out from between them and dance a jig. Save yourself the trouble of looking stupid. Save her the trouble of being angry. Take half a second when she walks away, appreciate the butt.
Some women liked to be looked at, some women don't, most women only like to be looked at by certain individuals. Staring a woman's breasts while she is talking to you, or you are waiting on her is classless. Breasts are nice, I get it, but the butt is where your male stupidity needs to go. You are going to look at a woman, ever guy is.
Listen to her when she is talking, serve her as is your job, and when she walks away. Take a glance. One, she isn't aware that you are a male and being an idiot, you don't hold anyone up, and chances are she bought those jeans because the way it makes her butt look.
Besides, the butt to me is far more a happy thought. The butt is what bounces off the bed, the butt is what you grip and spread, the butt is what slaps your belly, and when you try to put yourself in her butt she whimpers, whines, coos, and cries beautifully.
Guys please, stop staring at her breasts like a bird is going to pop out from between them and dance a jig. Save yourself the trouble of looking stupid. Save her the trouble of being angry. Take half a second when she walks away, appreciate the butt.
Update
Posted 13 years agoI am getting married, life goes on blah blah blah. Hope you all are doing well, I know many have remarked to me due to my lack of recent updates or commissions. Well I am spending money and time on other things. At some point those things will pick back up again, just not in the near future.
Happy Holidays!
Posted 14 years agoHappy Holidays to all my watchers and friends! Whatever you celebrate may it be grand, and the fun not stop until it needs to. I now have the benefit of having my significant other living with me for the first time ever during the holiday season, and it is a grand thing. Here's to breaking your old sex records for the new years! I know we'll be trying.