The only signing I can do is in the shower, and luckily the showerhead doesn't complain. But someone who can sign a lot better then me is  lilypad you should check her out. She has an amazing voice.

I saw this on quite a few journals, and it amused me awhile back, but I was too lazy to bother with it until now.

You add up your total, and put it in the subject of the journal. The idea is people don't know what you got fines for, just that you got fined x amount. I feel kind of conned because my fines were things that aren't bad, where as the hardcore stuff like drugs is only a small fine. 5 dollars for doing acid? But 80 bucks for sodomy?

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

I will be gone October 11th to the 16th, and busy until then. Hopefully I will get some writing done in hotels and when I get back.

I am excited for some commissions that are out there being worked on, having seen the rough draft by  lilyness you all should be excited too.

Little late but 1000 views, mostly thank you to the pron art by  ladysnakebite and  brindle. The few written pieces I am working on have been put on the back burner, I'll be gone most of October. Thanks all for viewing!

Well few people have known that I have been sick lately, not the kind of sick where you feel bad (I feel great), but the kind of sick that could lead towards death, cancer is a very silent villian. Things are looking up, a few more tests in the next few weeks and I should know if there is an experation date on the bottom of my foot. Luckily it looks more and more likely that there isn't, and I'll be around to write more erotica and the likes...which I have been falling quite behind on.


In other good news I have had some very lovely pieces done by  brindle and  ladysnakebite as well as even more in the works. You will see them on my page, but as it says on them, please go to the artist's page to favorite them.

Summer is sadly coming to a close, and my time is being spent trying to milk every last moment out of skinny dipping in my pool, to the combined delight (horror?) of my neighbors. But that is the benefit of living in the country, only one neighbor to be emotionally scarred. Hope your last days of summer go well folks. Keep an eye out for some more written pieces in the coming weeks.

Well both comissions were finished, and amazing I might add. I have been sick the last few weeks so I haven't gotten as much chance to write as I would like, but I have something near done I think everyone will like.

In other news, man is it hot! 115 here the other day, and been over 100 for a week. Kept getting heat warnings through my weather app, then got an "Excessive heat" warning, first time I have ever seen that. Apparently the difference between heat and excessive heat is 100-105, and anything over 105 is "excessive." Personally I think 100 is a little excessive but whatever.

As previously mentioned the talented  ladysnakebite is doing a comission of Buck. Now the equally talented  brindle is doing so as well, though her's will be a bit more naughty I believe. I am super excited, even though I rarely show such things so this can be a bit odd. Dealt with some of my finals monday, and start new classes today so I should have some free time to start writing. Most likely going to delve into some sci-fi bits of the non erotica mood, being sick does hamper even Buck's libido...eh who am I kidding, there will be a pron one too I am sure.

To recap

Geeky sci-fi stuff check!
Pron check!
Super talented artists  brindle  ladysnakebite are worth every penny, check them out!

Hot. Over 95 here the last four days, thank god for a pool and an AC unit. Well Buck, my "fursona" has been around for over a decade now in the AOL role play scene. I suppose it is time he had his picture taken, and the very talented  ladysnakebite has taken on the comission for the first ever, Buck Johnson, character potrait. I am very excited. In other news, begun the tear down on my 65 stang today, it's a big step, and though it will be quite awhile before she is restored to her beauty, just seeing it start is enough.

In short it's hot. Classic cars are fun. Buck is excited

 ladysnakebite = Awesome.