As of late the already thinning professional side of the food industry has begun to dwindle further and further out of existance and as such I am not making plans to stick with such a field for much longer. Being said I am considering opening myself to commissions. I don't have much to show for it but I can draw and offer decent art at an affordable rate.

Here is what I have to offer.:

Badges - $10.00
Example(s):
(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11823856/)
(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11843008/)

Sketches (Traditional or Digital):
Bust - $5.00
Full Body - $10.00
Example(s):
(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10501347/)

Lineart:
Bust - $10.00
Full Body - $15.00

Flat Color:
Bust - $20.00
Full body - $25.00
Example(s) Full Body:
(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11828190/)

Reference Sheet - $40.00+
Price my change depending on difficulty of character as well as added poses of any type.

SO! If you're interested just shoot me a note and we'll get things settled.

 media is having a contest today. If you want to win a free head base visit his page at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/media/ and sign up today!

Recently i've been feeling the need to do a bit of an art "explosion" using the programs I had recieved when I obtained by tablet for christmas, program meaning Photoshop Elements 7.0. I've been dying to use it for some time now but i've had some rotten luck trying to figure the d*** thing out. It has given me quite the run around and in the end I only find myself frustrated from wasting my time on trying to better understand the workings of a program I have never seen before. I tried looking up tutorials on how to use the blasted thing but none of them seem to fall under the category of which i'm looking for, and if they do the person gives me a not so helpful explanation on how to further screw myself over. If anyone knows a link for a more precise explanation/showing of how to use this program, i'd be greatly in your debt.

~C-no

Okay, so I was browsing FurAffinity and I found Avyris's profile, well because i'm such a huge stalker I kinda well, stalked her page. Upon said stalking I found an entry about something to do with her interviewing her characters, and well I just had to do it too so.. Enjoy! X3

Pick 3-5 characters, and have them interviewed. Write their answers in a script/skit format.

Firstly, introduce yourselves
Spacrtacus: *waves* Hi, i'm Spartacus.
C-no: Thanks for the introduction there genius.
Spartacus: blow me..
C-no: That's Moon's job.
Moon: Hey, don't pull me into this!
Arkane: He just did, sweetheart.
Kit-Kat: Oh would you idiots cork it.

What do you do for a living?
Moon: As you can see C-no there is an entertainer.
C-no: Oh ha ha ha.
Arkane: That almost made me laugh.
C-no: Can it butter bean.
Arkane: *quirks a brow in a rather confused manner* butter bean?
Spartacus: How much do they pay you C-no?
C-no: Not enough..
Kit-Kat: I wouldn't either.
C-no: Hey! D<

And after you are done with work or school or whatever it is you do, what do you do to unwind?
Spartacus: *kicks back and relaxes* I'm doin' it.
Moon: Doing what?
Spartacus: Doin' this.
Moon: Huh?
Arkane: Oh for the love of God..
Moon: What about God?
C-no: Can we move this along before Moon hurts herself?
Moon: I hurt myself?
Kit-Kat: Nevermind Moon, dear...

Any bad habits or nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
C-no: Arkane claims he drinks 'cause he's "badass"
Arkane: What I do in my free time is none of your concern, C-no.
Kit-Kat: And how much free time do you have exactly?
Spartacus: More than the redneck can handle..
Arkane: I ain't no redneck..
Moon: Oh? And what makes you think that?
Arkane: I havn't married my sister.
C-no: Yet..
Arkane: ... Fuck you..

Do you wear hats, and if so, which is your favorite?
Kit-Kat: *pauses momentarily, pondering said question* C-no wears a fedora.
Spartacus: You mean that hat he got during his Michael Jackson phase?
C-no: Hey, Michael Jackson use to be da shit.
Arkane: Yeah, he was "da shit" alright..
C-no: *slams his hands on the table* and what's that suppose to mean, wise guy?
Arkane: It's not suppose to mean shit.
Moon: Michael Jackson? ... Hey wasn't he the guy that got into that little...
C-no: *interrupts with a bout of yelling* No Moon, he wasn't!
Kit-Kat: Not what The news said.
C-no: Blow me..
spartacus: Ouch...

Favorite method of killing someone?
Arkane: We're animals, not killers..
C-no: Next question...

What genre of books do you like to read? And if not those, any magazines or comics you might like?
C-no: I read all the time.
Arkane: Yeah, can't you tell?
C-no: Go fuck a blow up.
Spartacus: Pfft, he got you there.
Arkane: I ain't got money for that shit..
Moon: Course not.
Arkane: Fuck you!
Kit-Kat: Didn't we just go over this?
C-no: *cackles*

What song could you put on repeat over and over again?
*They all turn and look at one another before C-no finally speaks up*
C-no: No. 5 by Hollywood Undead..
Arkane: Why the fuck would you wanna replay that shit?
Kit-Kat: Better than your tea baggin' song, Arkane.
Arkane: pffft, everyone loves a good tea baggin' song.
Moon: Only those who don't get enough.
C-no: Looks like she's got ya there, Arkane.
Arkane: You guys are assholes...
Spartacus: Oh, now he's gay?
Arkane: Fuck you!
Spartacus: You wish.
Moon: Cut the shit and let's move on.

Do you have any pets?
C-no: Three dogs..
Kit-Kat: To many to count..
Arkane: I got a cat..
Spartacus: That cat you tried to bone in the youtube video?
C-no: X3
Arkane: next question.. -.-

What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone? What impresses you? What disgusts you? Is there anything that ever particularly grabs your interest – something you might find attractive? (Like glasses or a certain eye color.)
Arkane and C-no simultaneously: Chest..
Kit-Kat: You guys are pigs!
Moon: *nods her head in agreement*
Spartacus: I always tend to notice her smile first.
C-no: Suck up..
Arkane: More like suck it.
Spartacus: Don't be hatin'
C-no: I'm not hatin'. I be tellin'
Spartacus: What?
Arkane: pfft, virgins..

Do you like roller coasters?
C-no: Like them? I fucking love roller coasters!
Arkane: He's an adrenaline junkie..
Moon: He does drugs?
Kit-Kat: No, he's just in it for the rush.
Spartacus: *surpresses a luagh*
C-no: I get rushes from a lot of things. *winks*
Kit-Kat:Would someone please tell me why i'm dating him?
Moon: You were desperate?
Arkane: oh ho ho ho. X3
Spartacus: lol
C-no: Moving along..

If your character were in a video game, what game would you likely be in? You can name a genre, or a specific game.
C-no: Borderlands!
Arkane: Oh, I love that game!
Spartacus: I like the Skags.
Moon: What are they talking about?
Kit-Kat: A game.
Moon: I knew that, but what the fuck is a skag?
C-no: Yo' momma was a skag.
Moon: My mother was not a skank! D<
Spartacus: He said skag not skank.
Moon: There's a difference?
C-no: Dear God.. -.-

Do you have any siblings? Do you like them?
Moon: Well, I do have a sister.
Spartacus: Moving on!

Ever cross-dressed before?
C-no: Arkane's a pansy.
Arkane: One time C-no, one time!
C-no: I got a video of it in my room, wanna see?
Arkane: Don't you dare!
C-no: Watch me..
Arkane: How about a cut you instead?

What are your impressions about the other interviewees?
*all stare blankly at the interviewer*
C-no: Maybe he's retarded...

Do you even want to be here?
C-no: Nope.
Arkane: Hell no.
Spartacus: What kinda question is that?
Moon: No, just... No.
Kit-Kat: I live here, so if we can just finish up so I can kick all of you out of my home.
C-no: I live here too.
Kit-Kat: Continue to crack jokes about me and you won't be for long..
Arkane: Burn!
Kit-Kat: Can it fuckface!

Tell me a secret you know about anyone – it could be any other character, even ones that aren’t at this interview! Reveal something they wouldn’t want others to know!
Moon: How rude..
C-no: Moon keeps a vibrator hidden under her mattrice.
Moon: How the fuck do you know that?!
C-no: I ain't saying..
Arkane: Him and Kit got it on in your bed.
Moon: Are you serious?! Those were brand new sheets!
Kit-Kat: I hardly doubt it's the sheet you should be worrying about.
Spartacus: No wonder the bed was crusty..
Moon: oh my god, next question..
C-no: no no, I like humiliating people.
Arkane: C-no keeps A..
C-no: Okay, next question!

What do you wear to bed?
C-no: Shorts..
Arkane: Shorts?
C-no: Yeah, you know. Shorts.
Spartacus: And I thought Moon was retarded.
Moon: Excuse me?
Kit-Kat: Oh, I love you guys.. X3

Lol, pass on the love!