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Posted 14 years agoAgainst my better judgement I've fallen completely in love with the MLP cartoon. Thanks a lot, Knotcast.
Super Bowl
Posted 14 years agoI'm one of those schmucks who watches it for the ads. Now if only this one was still on the commercial block:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcfViklWRsU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcfViklWRsU
2010
Posted 14 years agoI scored my first kiss and beautiful girlfriend this past year, and came to terms with myself in many aspects of my life. Regrets? Nada.
Only 23 more months before everyone starts freaking out about the whole 2012 thing. It can't come fast enough.
Have a merry 2011, peeps.
~Cheyne
Only 23 more months before everyone starts freaking out about the whole 2012 thing. It can't come fast enough.
Have a merry 2011, peeps.
~Cheyne
*Random holiday tune*
Posted 15 years agoJust wanted to add my best holiday wishes to the barrage that are already floating around. So without further ado...
Happy Chrismahanuramakwanzika! :D
Happy Chrismahanuramakwanzika! :D
Would calling this a victory be too...something?
Posted 15 years agoFor those who don't know, the damn "Don't ask, don't tell" debate finally ended on Saturday with the retraction of the policy. Gays can now openly serve in the military. It's taken enough time for this to happen. People are all worried about "unit cohesion" and all that stuff. Unless the soldiers are either a) hyper-homophobic or b) super-gay and hitting on everyone, I don't think that there is a problem at all.
This sentence pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter:
"I don't care who you love. If you love this country enough to risk your life for it, you shouldn't have to hide who you are." - Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat from Oregon.
This country still has a long way to go, what with the religious right still kicking and screaming as they protest this change. The LGBT community doesn't want to undermine marriage or destroy the human race. We just want to be treated as everyone else is. For the young generation like myself, the one that's in high school and is the target of the "It Gets Better" project, this just reinforcing the message - things are getting better.
I'm ranting. I'll shut up now.
This sentence pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter:
"I don't care who you love. If you love this country enough to risk your life for it, you shouldn't have to hide who you are." - Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat from Oregon.
This country still has a long way to go, what with the religious right still kicking and screaming as they protest this change. The LGBT community doesn't want to undermine marriage or destroy the human race. We just want to be treated as everyone else is. For the young generation like myself, the one that's in high school and is the target of the "It Gets Better" project, this just reinforcing the message - things are getting better.
I'm ranting. I'll shut up now.
Upcoming junk.
Posted 15 years agoFor those of you (there are a few) who are stalking my stuff, just a heads up: I've got a poem set for release near Christmas and a story that'll really make you think about the New Year. Other than working on my novel, I'm gonna start plucking away at a series of short stories.
So yeah.
So yeah.
Lulz
Posted 15 years agoTen Day Meme: Day 9+10
Posted 15 years agoDay Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
:( - I have a lot of sorrows in my life. Drama in my love and family life. Grades could be better. But it's mostly myselt - I worry about every little detail, and that makes me sad just as much as it irritates the heck out of me.
:) - I have just as much happiness. A beautiful girlfriend, great pals, and a great community of creative people that I really feel like I can be a great part of. I love you all. <3
My confession is that I am a bit of a misanthropist. For those who don't know that fancy terminology, it means I don't like the human race all that much. I'm really tired of people fighting to the death over petty things like religion and race. I believe that violence can have justification, but only in extreme circumstances, such as when world peace is threatened. Now, I do enjoy violent movies and games, so maybe I'm being a bit of a hypocrite, but I do hold that those are just mere fantasy. Basically in a nutshell, I like nice people and detest hateful people. Luckily there's more of the former in the world.
Day Ten: One confession
:( - I have a lot of sorrows in my life. Drama in my love and family life. Grades could be better. But it's mostly myselt - I worry about every little detail, and that makes me sad just as much as it irritates the heck out of me.
:) - I have just as much happiness. A beautiful girlfriend, great pals, and a great community of creative people that I really feel like I can be a great part of. I love you all. <3
My confession is that I am a bit of a misanthropist. For those who don't know that fancy terminology, it means I don't like the human race all that much. I'm really tired of people fighting to the death over petty things like religion and race. I believe that violence can have justification, but only in extreme circumstances, such as when world peace is threatened. Now, I do enjoy violent movies and games, so maybe I'm being a bit of a hypocrite, but I do hold that those are just mere fantasy. Basically in a nutshell, I like nice people and detest hateful people. Luckily there's more of the former in the world.
Ten Day Meme: Day 8
Posted 15 years agoDay Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
See previous day for rant.
3. Be dominant/submissive - Being able to be completely submissive one second then suddenly get aggresive. Oh man... *shudders*
2. Whispering in my ear in a foreign language - I dunno what it is about this, but it freakin works.
1. Being adorable - if I already like you, just being who you are is more than enought to get me in the mood.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
See previous day for rant.
3. Be dominant/submissive - Being able to be completely submissive one second then suddenly get aggresive. Oh man... *shudders*
2. Whispering in my ear in a foreign language - I dunno what it is about this, but it freakin works.
1. Being adorable - if I already like you, just being who you are is more than enought to get me in the mood.
Ten Day Meme: Day 7
Posted 15 years agoDay Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
This one's gonna be a little interesting, as I have very little sexual experience. I'm sixteen for crap's sake. However, through the little experience that I have, I do know that the following just kill the mood for me.
4. Queens - I like them, don't get me wrong, I think femme guys are barrels of fun, but personally I believe that being male means being masculine. A little feminity every once in a while is fine, but overdoing it is just too much.
3. Weird fetishes - bondage, vore, and similar fetishes just plain creep me out.
2. Letting your mind wander - This one is kind of a gimme. I mean, if you're getting into it, the very least you should expect is that you make eye contact with your partner at least a few times.
1. Arrogance - you can be the hottest guy or gal I've ever laid eyes on, but if you're a douche, I'd honestly rather punch you instead of having sex with you.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
This one's gonna be a little interesting, as I have very little sexual experience. I'm sixteen for crap's sake. However, through the little experience that I have, I do know that the following just kill the mood for me.
4. Queens - I like them, don't get me wrong, I think femme guys are barrels of fun, but personally I believe that being male means being masculine. A little feminity every once in a while is fine, but overdoing it is just too much.
3. Weird fetishes - bondage, vore, and similar fetishes just plain creep me out.
2. Letting your mind wander - This one is kind of a gimme. I mean, if you're getting into it, the very least you should expect is that you make eye contact with your partner at least a few times.
1. Arrogance - you can be the hottest guy or gal I've ever laid eyes on, but if you're a douche, I'd honestly rather punch you instead of having sex with you.
Ten Day Meme: Day 5+6
Posted 15 years agoDay Five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
6. Read The Old Man and the Sea. I respect Hemingway, but this book was just BLEH.
5. Developed feelings for a certain classmate of mine. Resulted in a bad situation that left us as just friends.
4. Gotten into porn at about age 13.
3. Stolen money from my little brother. I was ten and didn't know any better. Plus I was a douche when I was younger.
2. Mouthed off to my mother. My ears bled.
1. Developed a crush on a close friend of mine. He's straight, I'm bi, and we're both in committed relationships. Still don't know how this one is gonna resolve itself.
5. John Stewart - My writing teacher and almost my second father.
4. Selene Hartman - My lovely feline girlfriend. <3
3. My Dad - Gotta love a guy who asks you if you want to light a fire on the weekend.
2. Kyell Gold - One of my favorite writers, period, and one of the few I owe the thanks of getting me into the fandom.
1. Dr. Roy Peter Clark - My other writing teacher, who also has published two very helpful books.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
6. Read The Old Man and the Sea. I respect Hemingway, but this book was just BLEH.
5. Developed feelings for a certain classmate of mine. Resulted in a bad situation that left us as just friends.
4. Gotten into porn at about age 13.
3. Stolen money from my little brother. I was ten and didn't know any better. Plus I was a douche when I was younger.
2. Mouthed off to my mother. My ears bled.
1. Developed a crush on a close friend of mine. He's straight, I'm bi, and we're both in committed relationships. Still don't know how this one is gonna resolve itself.
5. John Stewart - My writing teacher and almost my second father.
4. Selene Hartman - My lovely feline girlfriend. <3
3. My Dad - Gotta love a guy who asks you if you want to light a fire on the weekend.
2. Kyell Gold - One of my favorite writers, period, and one of the few I owe the thanks of getting me into the fandom.
1. Dr. Roy Peter Clark - My other writing teacher, who also has published two very helpful books.
Ten Day Meme: Day 4
Posted 15 years agoDay Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
7. "HOLY F***ING S***!"
6. "I think I'll be weird today."
5. "I am totally screwed."
4. "This would make for an interesting character."
3. "Damn, she's beautiful."
2. "I wish I wasn't here right now."
1. "Maybe doing ______ would make this story better."
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
7. "HOLY F***ING S***!"
6. "I think I'll be weird today."
5. "I am totally screwed."
4. "This would make for an interesting character."
3. "Damn, she's beautiful."
2. "I wish I wasn't here right now."
1. "Maybe doing ______ would make this story better."
Ten Day Meme: Day 2 + 3
Posted 15 years agoTwoferone today since I missed yesterday.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
9. I'm a super heavy metal rocker person type thing.
8. I chew my nails. Obsessively.
7. All of my immediate family lives within twenty miles of me besides one aunt.
6. I'm a horror movie junkie. Even the bad ones.
5. I was obsessed with werewolves before I found the fandom. I still am.
4. I will kill for a couple of good enchiladas.
3. I'm fully capable of cooking my own food. And not meaning beans from a can.
2. I converted my current girlfriend to the furry fandom.
1. I firmly believe that one day the zombie apocalypse will happen. You just wait.
8. Be willing to accept all my quirks and eccentricities.
7. Don't try to push any forms of religion on me, let me believe what I want.
6. Don't try to get carnal with me all the time. Be willing sometimes to just go out to dinner and then curl up on the couch and cuddle, no sexual strings attached.
5. Encourage me with my writing, but let me know if it's interfering with the relationship.
4. Trust me and hold no secrets from me.
3. Let me be a little romantic sometimes. I like to give my lovers flowers.
2. Be a reader, and be able to talk to me about books and such.
1. If nothing else, then just be a nice, fun, loving person who is as unique a person as I am. Because that's what really matters to me.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
9. I'm a super heavy metal rocker person type thing.
8. I chew my nails. Obsessively.
7. All of my immediate family lives within twenty miles of me besides one aunt.
6. I'm a horror movie junkie. Even the bad ones.
5. I was obsessed with werewolves before I found the fandom. I still am.
4. I will kill for a couple of good enchiladas.
3. I'm fully capable of cooking my own food. And not meaning beans from a can.
2. I converted my current girlfriend to the furry fandom.
1. I firmly believe that one day the zombie apocalypse will happen. You just wait.
8. Be willing to accept all my quirks and eccentricities.
7. Don't try to push any forms of religion on me, let me believe what I want.
6. Don't try to get carnal with me all the time. Be willing sometimes to just go out to dinner and then curl up on the couch and cuddle, no sexual strings attached.
5. Encourage me with my writing, but let me know if it's interfering with the relationship.
4. Trust me and hold no secrets from me.
3. Let me be a little romantic sometimes. I like to give my lovers flowers.
2. Be a reader, and be able to talk to me about books and such.
1. If nothing else, then just be a nice, fun, loving person who is as unique a person as I am. Because that's what really matters to me.
Ten Day Meme: Day 1
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
10. Fuck the hell off.
9. I've brought this up with you before, and I know that you might not still worry about it, but I still feel like I'm attracted to you.
8. Get a life, dickwad.
7. I think you take things too seriously.
6. Don't give me crap about what I choose to do in my spare time and I won't be a douche towards you.
5. In a zombie apocalypse, I'd take you with me.
4. Get outside, it'd do you a world of good.
3. I don't know why you broke up with me, you gave me the whole "lost spark" reason, but is that really it?
2. I think that we're better off as just acquantances than friends.
1. I really wish you'd just stop seeing him altogether.
~On an unrelated note~
Food for thought: "Why is it that in our society today we're more comfortable with two men holding guns than two men holding hands?"
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
10. Fuck the hell off.
9. I've brought this up with you before, and I know that you might not still worry about it, but I still feel like I'm attracted to you.
8. Get a life, dickwad.
7. I think you take things too seriously.
6. Don't give me crap about what I choose to do in my spare time and I won't be a douche towards you.
5. In a zombie apocalypse, I'd take you with me.
4. Get outside, it'd do you a world of good.
3. I don't know why you broke up with me, you gave me the whole "lost spark" reason, but is that really it?
2. I think that we're better off as just acquantances than friends.
1. I really wish you'd just stop seeing him altogether.
~On an unrelated note~
Food for thought: "Why is it that in our society today we're more comfortable with two men holding guns than two men holding hands?"
NANOWRIMO
Posted 15 years agoNational Novel Writing Month for those who don't know.
I'm gonna attempt to write down a story that's been bouncing around my head for a good, oh, two years now. Only bad part of all this is that my short projects won't get much love for the next month. Ah well.
Wish me luck.
~Cheyne
I'm gonna attempt to write down a story that's been bouncing around my head for a good, oh, two years now. Only bad part of all this is that my short projects won't get much love for the next month. Ah well.
Wish me luck.
~Cheyne
One Bloody Retrospective
Posted 15 years agoWith the (hopeful) conclusion of the Saw franchise this past week, I do believe it's time for a retrospective of one of the best modern horror franchises, and the five great things that made it good.
5. Gore - Sure, haters may say that all the traps are just the writers thinking, "Okay, how do we one-up a kill from the last movie?" but there's no substitute for a good dosage of blood flying everywhere.
4. The Victims - Douchebags all, you want these people to die - preferrably in the aforementioned spectacles of viscera.
3. The Haters - People who hate the series crack me up. They constantly complain that the movies have no plot. That's the point of a good horror movie - to have just enough plot to move the story but not enough to detract from the on-screen mayhem.
2. Jigsaw - Tobin Bell portrays a delightfully twisted and evil man driven to the brink, but desperate to save people in his own twisted way. If you can appreciate that, then Jigsaw definitely belongs with Freddy and Jason in the annals of horror history.
1. "Hello Zepp" - this little three minute composition makes the franchise. Whenever you heard that telltale piano riff, you know shit is about to hit the fan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE
My dad grew up with Friday and Nightmare on Elm Street. I grew up with Saw, and they'll be the films I keep coming back to for a good scare.
5. Gore - Sure, haters may say that all the traps are just the writers thinking, "Okay, how do we one-up a kill from the last movie?" but there's no substitute for a good dosage of blood flying everywhere.
4. The Victims - Douchebags all, you want these people to die - preferrably in the aforementioned spectacles of viscera.
3. The Haters - People who hate the series crack me up. They constantly complain that the movies have no plot. That's the point of a good horror movie - to have just enough plot to move the story but not enough to detract from the on-screen mayhem.
2. Jigsaw - Tobin Bell portrays a delightfully twisted and evil man driven to the brink, but desperate to save people in his own twisted way. If you can appreciate that, then Jigsaw definitely belongs with Freddy and Jason in the annals of horror history.
1. "Hello Zepp" - this little three minute composition makes the franchise. Whenever you heard that telltale piano riff, you know shit is about to hit the fan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE
My dad grew up with Friday and Nightmare on Elm Street. I grew up with Saw, and they'll be the films I keep coming back to for a good scare.
Never paid much attention to Finland, but...
Posted 15 years ago...I gotta give two thumbs up and a swish of the rudder to these 30,000.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mikko....._b_772176.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mikko....._b_772176.html
You're kidding me, right?
Posted 15 years agoSeen on a bumper sticker: "10 out of 10 terrorists prefer Obama as president."
Now, lemme set the record straight. I'm sixteen. I suppose I'm like other sixteen year-olds in the fact that I feel out of place, I like porn, and I spend most of my time wondering just what the hell I'm gonna do with the rest of my life.
My parents vote Democratic. I really couldn't give a shit who wins the primaries here in Florida right now. But that's not the issue here. You, Mr. Bumper Sticker, are saying that our president has the support of terrorists? That's a pretty bold statement to make, pal. That's like saying, oh I don't know, that Mother Teresa is supported by axe murderers. It's just stupid.
I'm not arguing for the terrorists, nor am I arguing that everyone isn't entitled to their own opinion - it's in the First Amendment dammit. All I'm saying is that making a statement like that, you'd better have good arguments behind it.
~Cheyne
Now, lemme set the record straight. I'm sixteen. I suppose I'm like other sixteen year-olds in the fact that I feel out of place, I like porn, and I spend most of my time wondering just what the hell I'm gonna do with the rest of my life.
My parents vote Democratic. I really couldn't give a shit who wins the primaries here in Florida right now. But that's not the issue here. You, Mr. Bumper Sticker, are saying that our president has the support of terrorists? That's a pretty bold statement to make, pal. That's like saying, oh I don't know, that Mother Teresa is supported by axe murderers. It's just stupid.
I'm not arguing for the terrorists, nor am I arguing that everyone isn't entitled to their own opinion - it's in the First Amendment dammit. All I'm saying is that making a statement like that, you'd better have good arguments behind it.
~Cheyne
The Rays...Discuss
Posted 15 years agoDown here in sunny Florida, we have but one team that has yet to win it's respective championship - the Tampa Bay Rays. They had a good run this year, but it really sucks to say that we (expletive deleted) up bigtime. To y'all in Texas, I salute the Rangers for three well-played games against us - you guys played good.
As for the Rays, I think the issue is more that we got cocky. We played a good season but got WAY to ahead of ourselves. I'm heartbroken that my team lost, but such is life. We move on, until next season when we can try again.
Switching gears, anyone follow the Chilean miner sitiation? They're finally getting out of that hole in the ground.
And also, the reporter may have been killed by a grenade? I'm not gonna say anything except that the military ticks me off sometimes.
Cheyne
As for the Rays, I think the issue is more that we got cocky. We played a good season but got WAY to ahead of ourselves. I'm heartbroken that my team lost, but such is life. We move on, until next season when we can try again.
Switching gears, anyone follow the Chilean miner sitiation? They're finally getting out of that hole in the ground.
And also, the reporter may have been killed by a grenade? I'm not gonna say anything except that the military ticks me off sometimes.
Cheyne
