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Waiting On
 Proserpine 2 Character
 Haniel 2 Character
 Hutchyy 1 Character
 Stella_Fox 2 Character (YCH)
 soulcommissions 2 Character
 dagoddamnbatguy 2 Character

...but I'm not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sources in the Kremlim report that President Vladimir Putin has learned of an assassination plot against former Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, masterminded by former KGB Director Vladimir Putin. Putin was reportedly heard raving he knew that Putin's fingerprints were all over the plan to assassinate Putin and signed an executive order authorizing Putin to assassinate Putin before Putin could give Putin the go ahead to have Putin assassinate Putin.