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HE'S DOING THE COMISH (HE'S SELLING WORDS) (BY GOD) (5/5)
Posted 3 months agoUPDATE: ALL SLOTS ARE FULL AND COMPLETE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE.
Well, okay, the drawing commissions didn't work out sadly, likely because there weren't enough examples of my art previously. However, I still am in need of some funds due to issues with paypal not accepting my card by default, so, let's try doing the story commissions again.
Ground rules, as per last time:
These will be largely SFW stories. I can allude to more NSFW narratives, but I would prefer not to get into the grittier details.
I would also like to say that I’d prefer most characters involved to be no younger than 19 years of age, as I do not want to involve exploitation of minors, even in a fictional context.
If you are looking for specific details, please say so, and include writing or image references if you have particular details, speaking styles, character traits, etc. that you would also like included.
Turnaround will be days to weeks depending on the size of the commission, and I will be in touch during the draft process to ensure I understand what you're looking for.
And, most importantly, I reserve the right to refuse commissions if I feel unable to provide what you're looking for, or if I am very uncomfortable with the material requested.
As a more basic and generic way of laying out some extra deets, here's some extra deets on what you can and cannot get from this sale:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-TECHNOLOGY
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Be forewarned, this list may expand further, so just keep that in mind.
Now that the rules are established, here's how this'll work:
I am opening 3 slots. I might expand it if this does well, but for now I'm sticking with 3.
And I'll be charging by page, £10 sterling per page, with a ten page maximum.
Depending on the complexity or my availability, my time to complete might take a bit, but as an assurance I will take half of the payment in advance, and then request the latter half upon completion, should the story prove satisfactory. Again, please be patient with me, things might take time, but I will be trying my best.
To order, simply Note me on FA, or comment down below, and we can discuss the process together.
I will be accepting payments through Paypal exclusively.
And this will be a first come, first served basis.
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, friends.
SLOTS (5/5)
1:
hg3300 (Complete)
2:
AR15noob (Complete)
3:
Axel1 (Complete)
4:
TwistedFate03 (Complete)
5:
Dark_Throwback2 (Complete)
(Additional note: Drawing coms may still be open around this time, so you could even get a double-feature of art and a story if you'd like, though there's no sales or bundle options set up yet. Here's the example sheet over on my second account for more details: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60450020/)
(Additional note of the additional note: Slots have been extended from 3, to 5.)
Well, okay, the drawing commissions didn't work out sadly, likely because there weren't enough examples of my art previously. However, I still am in need of some funds due to issues with paypal not accepting my card by default, so, let's try doing the story commissions again.
Ground rules, as per last time:
These will be largely SFW stories. I can allude to more NSFW narratives, but I would prefer not to get into the grittier details.
I would also like to say that I’d prefer most characters involved to be no younger than 19 years of age, as I do not want to involve exploitation of minors, even in a fictional context.
If you are looking for specific details, please say so, and include writing or image references if you have particular details, speaking styles, character traits, etc. that you would also like included.
Turnaround will be days to weeks depending on the size of the commission, and I will be in touch during the draft process to ensure I understand what you're looking for.
And, most importantly, I reserve the right to refuse commissions if I feel unable to provide what you're looking for, or if I am very uncomfortable with the material requested.
As a more basic and generic way of laying out some extra deets, here's some extra deets on what you can and cannot get from this sale:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-TECHNOLOGY
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Be forewarned, this list may expand further, so just keep that in mind.
Now that the rules are established, here's how this'll work:
I am opening 3 slots. I might expand it if this does well, but for now I'm sticking with 3.
And I'll be charging by page, £10 sterling per page, with a ten page maximum.
Depending on the complexity or my availability, my time to complete might take a bit, but as an assurance I will take half of the payment in advance, and then request the latter half upon completion, should the story prove satisfactory. Again, please be patient with me, things might take time, but I will be trying my best.
To order, simply Note me on FA, or comment down below, and we can discuss the process together.
I will be accepting payments through Paypal exclusively.
And this will be a first come, first served basis.
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, friends.
SLOTS (5/5)
1:
hg3300 (Complete)2:
AR15noob (Complete)3:
Axel1 (Complete)4:
TwistedFate03 (Complete)5:
Dark_Throwback2 (Complete)(Additional note: Drawing coms may still be open around this time, so you could even get a double-feature of art and a story if you'd like, though there's no sales or bundle options set up yet. Here's the example sheet over on my second account for more details: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60450020/)
(Additional note of the additional note: Slots have been extended from 3, to 5.)
OH MOTHER OF GOD HE'S DOING COMMISH AGAIN
Posted 5 months agoSo, remember when I opened commissions for my writings? That was a good time, it was an interesting experience, and it was very pleasantly profitable. I consider that time a success.
I bring this up, because I am in need of some money again.
However, with university work now constantly clawing at me, causing several of my own stories to remain in an unfinished state, I simply, currently, do not have the time to do any big writing commissions.
But, as you may know by now, I have a second account on Furaffinity dedicated to showcasing: "Hey, I can draw pretty good too. Good enough...to maybe charge for."
That's right fellows, I've grown confident enough to open up not writing commissions, but drawing commissions.
This will be largely experimental however, not a very common occurrence as of now, as again I've mainly wanted to keep my drawing to more of a passion work rather than a work-work, but I knew at some stage that I'd actually want give something like this a whirl, seeing as how my writing commissions ended up fairly nice. It may be early, but why not, why not test my skills and see how this goes?
So, if you've been looking at the artwork down in BuildingBullshit, and thought to yourself: "Hey, I'd kinda like some of that for myself", well here's your chance. Bear in mind, I'm still inexperienced, so for this opening I want to keep things very simple, and here's what I propose:
The slots:
I will be opening up 10 commission slots, and these slots will be of one image per person. By that, I mean you can only order one slot, and this will be only one image, no long, multi-page sagas or immediately ordering another comm straight after you receive your order. This is so that I can more evenly distribute myself across multiple projects, and to keep things a bit more fair for anyone involved and interested. On top of that, slots will be chosen on a first come, first serve basis, so if you're interested, but all of the slots are taken, then I'm afraid you've unfortunately missed your chance, at least for now anyway. There's a small likelihood that, depending on how well I mesh with this system, I could open slots up once again, sometime in the future.
In fact, if this is successful enough, I may increase the availed slot count to 15, but I cannot go any further than that because, well, Uni busywork.
As for my stipulations of what content is allowed, I will start by saying this is a very similar situation to my story writing sale. I generally prefer SFW style content, and in my drawing especially I feel more comfortable sticking to that lane. NSFW is on the table, but in a more implied, tasteful, and probably rather censored manner. I apologize, but currently I wish to keep my art in its more wholesome, passion-focused region. Maaaybe in the future I can tread into more hardcore territory, but right now, it's a new skill of mine, I don't wanna break in the innocence just yet.
Furthermore, I have a list of Yeses, noes, and maybes of what kind of content I'm willing to draw. These are as follows:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-Mechs, tanks, robots, cyborgs, armour etc.
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence, but in a neutral/horror/dramatic sense
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Implied/tasteful Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-blood/violence, but in a sexual/torture porn sense
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia or blatant nudity
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Please keep in mind that this could expand, these are just the yeses and noes I currently have in my mind.
To add onto these, just like my story sale, I would prefer any characters involved to be at minimum above the age of 18, as I would prefer not to showcase any exploitation of minors, even in a fictional sense.
Pricing goes as follows:
Base line art is £10 per character, coloured is £20. This covers for image types such as multiple characters in a given scenario, the same character in different forms/attires, and even sequence art such as transformation sequences. There is no cap on how many characters you can place into your commission, but please do keep in mind that you will only have one image to work with, so I recommend against like, y'know, a hundred goobers all in one image.
Additionally, you can include smaller comic panels into your image, or outright commission a comic in full. Panels will each individually cost £5 line art, £10 coloured, and once again there is no maximum cap for these, but again you only have one image, so please refrain from going overboard.
Text can be added for free, shine/gloss/glowing effects come packaged with the colours (Though you can discuss it with me and request otherwise if you wish), backgrounds of solid colour will be free, detailed an extra £5 (Bear in mind this can change due to level of complexity), and you will receive your image as a clip studio PNG, linked through catbox. I may be able to change the format to JPEG instead, and there may be occasions where the file size might exceed FA's limits, so I will inform you if such occurs, so that you can decide if you'd like it shrunk, or stay as-is.
Payments will be done in a half and half system. I receive half of the payment in advance, do the project, I receive the other half, and the image is yours.
For a more visual based way of gleaming this information, I've made a commission demo submission on BuildingBullshit, right here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60450020/
Some additional notes:
Shading:
These commissions will not be shaded. I haven't attempted to shade any of my artwork up to this point, and therefore I am not confident in charging for work that would include something I've yet to actually experiment with. I apologize, but I do not think it's fair to use a project someone has paid for as a test dummy. So, for this batch of slots at least, the images will not have shading by default. Perhaps some time in the future, I may be confident enough in my skill level to give it a try, but for now, shading is not included in the package. However:
Image Editing:
Once payments are settled and you receive your art, you are permitted to edit that image however you wish after the fact, be it colouring in a line art piece by yourself, adding some smaller details you think I may have missed, or, of course, adding in shading of your own. My only request is that you let me, and anyone you present the image to, know what the original work looks like, and what the edits you have made to it are, just to make sure I'm credited and there's a clear indication of what my work actually looks like.
Disclaimer however: I do not know the process of sharing source files for images, so if you do want to edit your image, you maaay have to do it directly onto the image.
Project turnaround:
I am a relatively fast artist when it comes to drawing, as sometimes I can finish a completed, coloured work, within essentially a day. But, I do not know how well that level of efficiency scales with the quality of my work, so my time to complete your project would depend entirely on the complexity, and potentially outside circumstances. Unexpected things might happen to further disrupt the turnaround, but I will be trying my best. I will however remain in touch throughout the process, starting by showing you the posing sketch for feedback, line art, and then colour stages. There is basically no way for me to give any accurate estimation on how long a given project will take, so all I ask is that you please be patient with me.
Communication:
This is a very important feature, as I work best with very specific instructions. I appreciate permission for creative freedom, however I feel like it would be more fair to you if I can match your request to as close to what you want as I can. So if you have an idea in mind, please be very clear and specific about what you'd like from me. I will be making an effort to keep in touch with you over FA notes, and update you with each stage of your project, first being the stick posing ref, then a rough sketch, and then lineart. And for coloured projects, the same previous stages, with flat colours, then effects, then text. Additionally, if you have reference images, please, please provide them, as they would be an incredible help with me being able to recreate your characters.
Biggest note:
I am a very inexperienced artist, so a lot of classic techniques and styles and practices are likely outside of my knowledge. There is a non-zero chance that I might make a mistake, oversight, or misinterpret something, and if such occurs, I would highly request that we remain respectful regarding it. I can happily remedy and fix any accidents, but I must inform you that I'm a rather socially cautious person, and this is something somewhat outside my comfort zone. So I'd very much like for this to remain professional and mutually respectful. I am open to criticism, and I understand that I will get things incorrect, but I'm afraid I will not tolerate harassment and being taken advantage of, and I very much reserve the right to deny and cancel a project if communications break down.
So please, if possible, let's keep this purely as a business venture.
I'm only human after all.
But, with those out of the way, here are the available slots:
1: OPEN
2: OPEN
3: OPEN
4: OPEN
5: OPEN
6: OPEN
7: OPEN
8: OPEN
9: OPEN
10: OPEN
To get your slot, either Note me on FA, or comment in this post down below. If you are accepted, I will notify you, and we can continue discussions over Notes. We will settle payments through paypal invoice, and once again this is first come, first served. I do not really know if I'm going to do the slots in any particular order, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck fellows.
I bring this up, because I am in need of some money again.
However, with university work now constantly clawing at me, causing several of my own stories to remain in an unfinished state, I simply, currently, do not have the time to do any big writing commissions.
But, as you may know by now, I have a second account on Furaffinity dedicated to showcasing: "Hey, I can draw pretty good too. Good enough...to maybe charge for."
That's right fellows, I've grown confident enough to open up not writing commissions, but drawing commissions.
This will be largely experimental however, not a very common occurrence as of now, as again I've mainly wanted to keep my drawing to more of a passion work rather than a work-work, but I knew at some stage that I'd actually want give something like this a whirl, seeing as how my writing commissions ended up fairly nice. It may be early, but why not, why not test my skills and see how this goes?
So, if you've been looking at the artwork down in BuildingBullshit, and thought to yourself: "Hey, I'd kinda like some of that for myself", well here's your chance. Bear in mind, I'm still inexperienced, so for this opening I want to keep things very simple, and here's what I propose:
The slots:
I will be opening up 10 commission slots, and these slots will be of one image per person. By that, I mean you can only order one slot, and this will be only one image, no long, multi-page sagas or immediately ordering another comm straight after you receive your order. This is so that I can more evenly distribute myself across multiple projects, and to keep things a bit more fair for anyone involved and interested. On top of that, slots will be chosen on a first come, first serve basis, so if you're interested, but all of the slots are taken, then I'm afraid you've unfortunately missed your chance, at least for now anyway. There's a small likelihood that, depending on how well I mesh with this system, I could open slots up once again, sometime in the future.
In fact, if this is successful enough, I may increase the availed slot count to 15, but I cannot go any further than that because, well, Uni busywork.
As for my stipulations of what content is allowed, I will start by saying this is a very similar situation to my story writing sale. I generally prefer SFW style content, and in my drawing especially I feel more comfortable sticking to that lane. NSFW is on the table, but in a more implied, tasteful, and probably rather censored manner. I apologize, but currently I wish to keep my art in its more wholesome, passion-focused region. Maaaybe in the future I can tread into more hardcore territory, but right now, it's a new skill of mine, I don't wanna break in the innocence just yet.
Furthermore, I have a list of Yeses, noes, and maybes of what kind of content I'm willing to draw. These are as follows:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-Mechs, tanks, robots, cyborgs, armour etc.
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence, but in a neutral/horror/dramatic sense
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Implied/tasteful Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-blood/violence, but in a sexual/torture porn sense
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia or blatant nudity
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Please keep in mind that this could expand, these are just the yeses and noes I currently have in my mind.
To add onto these, just like my story sale, I would prefer any characters involved to be at minimum above the age of 18, as I would prefer not to showcase any exploitation of minors, even in a fictional sense.
Pricing goes as follows:
Base line art is £10 per character, coloured is £20. This covers for image types such as multiple characters in a given scenario, the same character in different forms/attires, and even sequence art such as transformation sequences. There is no cap on how many characters you can place into your commission, but please do keep in mind that you will only have one image to work with, so I recommend against like, y'know, a hundred goobers all in one image.
Additionally, you can include smaller comic panels into your image, or outright commission a comic in full. Panels will each individually cost £5 line art, £10 coloured, and once again there is no maximum cap for these, but again you only have one image, so please refrain from going overboard.
Text can be added for free, shine/gloss/glowing effects come packaged with the colours (Though you can discuss it with me and request otherwise if you wish), backgrounds of solid colour will be free, detailed an extra £5 (Bear in mind this can change due to level of complexity), and you will receive your image as a clip studio PNG, linked through catbox. I may be able to change the format to JPEG instead, and there may be occasions where the file size might exceed FA's limits, so I will inform you if such occurs, so that you can decide if you'd like it shrunk, or stay as-is.
Payments will be done in a half and half system. I receive half of the payment in advance, do the project, I receive the other half, and the image is yours.
For a more visual based way of gleaming this information, I've made a commission demo submission on BuildingBullshit, right here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60450020/
Some additional notes:
Shading:
These commissions will not be shaded. I haven't attempted to shade any of my artwork up to this point, and therefore I am not confident in charging for work that would include something I've yet to actually experiment with. I apologize, but I do not think it's fair to use a project someone has paid for as a test dummy. So, for this batch of slots at least, the images will not have shading by default. Perhaps some time in the future, I may be confident enough in my skill level to give it a try, but for now, shading is not included in the package. However:
Image Editing:
Once payments are settled and you receive your art, you are permitted to edit that image however you wish after the fact, be it colouring in a line art piece by yourself, adding some smaller details you think I may have missed, or, of course, adding in shading of your own. My only request is that you let me, and anyone you present the image to, know what the original work looks like, and what the edits you have made to it are, just to make sure I'm credited and there's a clear indication of what my work actually looks like.
Disclaimer however: I do not know the process of sharing source files for images, so if you do want to edit your image, you maaay have to do it directly onto the image.
Project turnaround:
I am a relatively fast artist when it comes to drawing, as sometimes I can finish a completed, coloured work, within essentially a day. But, I do not know how well that level of efficiency scales with the quality of my work, so my time to complete your project would depend entirely on the complexity, and potentially outside circumstances. Unexpected things might happen to further disrupt the turnaround, but I will be trying my best. I will however remain in touch throughout the process, starting by showing you the posing sketch for feedback, line art, and then colour stages. There is basically no way for me to give any accurate estimation on how long a given project will take, so all I ask is that you please be patient with me.
Communication:
This is a very important feature, as I work best with very specific instructions. I appreciate permission for creative freedom, however I feel like it would be more fair to you if I can match your request to as close to what you want as I can. So if you have an idea in mind, please be very clear and specific about what you'd like from me. I will be making an effort to keep in touch with you over FA notes, and update you with each stage of your project, first being the stick posing ref, then a rough sketch, and then lineart. And for coloured projects, the same previous stages, with flat colours, then effects, then text. Additionally, if you have reference images, please, please provide them, as they would be an incredible help with me being able to recreate your characters.
Biggest note:
I am a very inexperienced artist, so a lot of classic techniques and styles and practices are likely outside of my knowledge. There is a non-zero chance that I might make a mistake, oversight, or misinterpret something, and if such occurs, I would highly request that we remain respectful regarding it. I can happily remedy and fix any accidents, but I must inform you that I'm a rather socially cautious person, and this is something somewhat outside my comfort zone. So I'd very much like for this to remain professional and mutually respectful. I am open to criticism, and I understand that I will get things incorrect, but I'm afraid I will not tolerate harassment and being taken advantage of, and I very much reserve the right to deny and cancel a project if communications break down.
So please, if possible, let's keep this purely as a business venture.
I'm only human after all.
But, with those out of the way, here are the available slots:
1: OPEN
2: OPEN
3: OPEN
4: OPEN
5: OPEN
6: OPEN
7: OPEN
8: OPEN
9: OPEN
10: OPEN
To get your slot, either Note me on FA, or comment in this post down below. If you are accepted, I will notify you, and we can continue discussions over Notes. We will settle payments through paypal invoice, and once again this is first come, first served. I do not really know if I'm going to do the slots in any particular order, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck fellows.
Some....News
Posted 8 months agoHey there fellas, there are some uuuh...things I need to tell you all.
As you may have noticed, the rate at which art and stories have been posted here has...slowed. Like, a lot. Even though this account has not really been operating for very long, this is perhaps my least productive year yet, as IRL I have been going through a lot of complex life stuff.
To be clear, I'm doing fine, there's no need to worry if I'm having a rough time of things. If anything, I'm actually doing quite well mentally at the minute, and most of the rougher stuff I've been through has since been resolved and my life is back on track. However, from this point onto a...hopeful future point sometime in the future, it's now a bit more of a limited track, as I've recently entered higher education, and have gone through a slight.... shift in my financial situation.
I....okay I'm not broke, I've just needed to repair my income due to moving house stuff, buuuut between that and my higher education, it's become clear to me that I will not exactly be able to upload here as frequently as I used to, at least for the time being.
Commissioned uploads won't stop, I do still love this hobby with a massive chunk of my heart, but for now, they will slow down quite a bit, as I'm just not able to keep up as well with the other factors in my life.
But, even despite that, I've loved every second I've spent on this website, and I owe a lot to this community for finally being a place I can share all of the stupid ideas I've been desperate to produce for so long. And my own little plots and stories have only just started to ramp up into full swing, I've had more ideas and fantasies in the last few months than I know what to do with.
So to start gutting things here and now is deeply disheartening for me, as I still want to create, and share, and just...talk with people similarly invested in my stupid bullshit, more so than ever before.
Thus, I decided to make this journal, just to post what's been going on with me lately, what's happening with the commissions on here.....
And uh.....
Well....
To also......announce the creation of
That's right fellas, I've decided to open a second, alt account displaying not commissioned work, but artwork that I myself have produced.
For about over a year now I think, I've started to get into creating art of my own, using clipstudio to draw comics, character designs, and even animations of my own, and I've been privately chipping away at my style and composition all this time in the background, until tonight, where I finally feel confident and proud enough of myself to finally make my work public.
Bear in mind, I am still quite inexperienced with drawing and animation, in fact I'm almost entirely self-taught outside of some feedback from older veterans, so some of my work might look a bit....shit, but I'm proud of what I've achieved so far, and I'm still gradually improving with each project. This new account will in fact be another big stepping stone into further elevating my craft, to help me slowly build my bullshit (eyy) into something that can be beloved by all of you folks.
Mind you, this account's not going anywhere, again things will still proceed as normal, albite slower, but from here on out I will be considering it more of an art appreciation style of content, essentially where my favourites and commissioned works will go, whilst my bigger and more ambitious story projects will be done by my own hand over on the new account.
I can't guarantee how any of this is gonna go, but I think I'm actually quite excited for the future of this new stage of my...career? Experience? Irresponsible time sink? Uh, whatever you'd call this, yeah. Hopefully, however this is going to turn out, I will be still be able to create even more wonderful, brilliant creativity for everyone who would care to glance in my general direction.
And, sincerely, thank you.
Thank you all for giving me so much support and responsiveness to everything I have made here, you lot have made me feel like the things I can make can actually have value in minds of those who enjoy it, whilst also letting me feel significantly less lonely than I've been throughout my whole life. None of this would still be going without the feedback and support you've given me, so thank you, deeply.
Have a Merry Christmas, I'll be seeing you all in the New Year, and the new stage of building all of this bullshit
(I came up with the name with like an hour ago okay? I'm very tired.)
As you may have noticed, the rate at which art and stories have been posted here has...slowed. Like, a lot. Even though this account has not really been operating for very long, this is perhaps my least productive year yet, as IRL I have been going through a lot of complex life stuff.
To be clear, I'm doing fine, there's no need to worry if I'm having a rough time of things. If anything, I'm actually doing quite well mentally at the minute, and most of the rougher stuff I've been through has since been resolved and my life is back on track. However, from this point onto a...hopeful future point sometime in the future, it's now a bit more of a limited track, as I've recently entered higher education, and have gone through a slight.... shift in my financial situation.
I....okay I'm not broke, I've just needed to repair my income due to moving house stuff, buuuut between that and my higher education, it's become clear to me that I will not exactly be able to upload here as frequently as I used to, at least for the time being.
Commissioned uploads won't stop, I do still love this hobby with a massive chunk of my heart, but for now, they will slow down quite a bit, as I'm just not able to keep up as well with the other factors in my life.
But, even despite that, I've loved every second I've spent on this website, and I owe a lot to this community for finally being a place I can share all of the stupid ideas I've been desperate to produce for so long. And my own little plots and stories have only just started to ramp up into full swing, I've had more ideas and fantasies in the last few months than I know what to do with.
So to start gutting things here and now is deeply disheartening for me, as I still want to create, and share, and just...talk with people similarly invested in my stupid bullshit, more so than ever before.
Thus, I decided to make this journal, just to post what's been going on with me lately, what's happening with the commissions on here.....
And uh.....
Well....
To also......announce the creation of
MY SECOND, ART BY ME ACCOUNT!/////\\\\\ ~ 
BuildingBullshit ~ /////\\\\\
BuildingBullshitThat's right fellas, I've decided to open a second, alt account displaying not commissioned work, but artwork that I myself have produced.
For about over a year now I think, I've started to get into creating art of my own, using clipstudio to draw comics, character designs, and even animations of my own, and I've been privately chipping away at my style and composition all this time in the background, until tonight, where I finally feel confident and proud enough of myself to finally make my work public.
Bear in mind, I am still quite inexperienced with drawing and animation, in fact I'm almost entirely self-taught outside of some feedback from older veterans, so some of my work might look a bit....shit, but I'm proud of what I've achieved so far, and I'm still gradually improving with each project. This new account will in fact be another big stepping stone into further elevating my craft, to help me slowly build my bullshit (eyy) into something that can be beloved by all of you folks.
Mind you, this account's not going anywhere, again things will still proceed as normal, albite slower, but from here on out I will be considering it more of an art appreciation style of content, essentially where my favourites and commissioned works will go, whilst my bigger and more ambitious story projects will be done by my own hand over on the new account.
I can't guarantee how any of this is gonna go, but I think I'm actually quite excited for the future of this new stage of my...career? Experience? Irresponsible time sink? Uh, whatever you'd call this, yeah. Hopefully, however this is going to turn out, I will be still be able to create even more wonderful, brilliant creativity for everyone who would care to glance in my general direction.
And, sincerely, thank you.
Thank you all for giving me so much support and responsiveness to everything I have made here, you lot have made me feel like the things I can make can actually have value in minds of those who enjoy it, whilst also letting me feel significantly less lonely than I've been throughout my whole life. None of this would still be going without the feedback and support you've given me, so thank you, deeply.
Have a Merry Christmas, I'll be seeing you all in the New Year, and the new stage of building all of this bullshit
(I came up with the name with like an hour ago okay? I'm very tired.)
Inert-Ren, my buddy.
Posted a year agoHey, so remember all of these images here?
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery...../Faction-Units
Well, they -minus the random checklist I wrote whilst sleep-deprived at 3AM- were all drawn by a rather obscure, yet very talented
Inert-Ren
Who is currently looking for a little extra love and following to help further expand his work. So, since he did such great work with me in the past, I figured I'd do my part and signal boost him a little.
If you're in the market for nice, realistic, and rather well-priced pieces, go check him out.
Pls
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery...../Faction-Units
Well, they -minus the random checklist I wrote whilst sleep-deprived at 3AM- were all drawn by a rather obscure, yet very talented
Inert-RenWho is currently looking for a little extra love and following to help further expand his work. So, since he did such great work with me in the past, I figured I'd do my part and signal boost him a little.
If you're in the market for nice, realistic, and rather well-priced pieces, go check him out.
Pls
HE'S DOING THE COMISH (HE'S SELLING WORDS) (BY GOD) (3/3)
Posted a year agoUPDATE: SLOTS ARE NOW FULL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE.
Hey, so, I like money, I would like a little bit of money, but I don't have a very good method of getting money.
So, after a rather messy few months and much, much debate, with literally no-one but myself, I'm finally caving. I need funds, and, (allegedly), have a talent for writing enough words to make people hallucinate that a woman is exploding into a giant and oddly attractive bird. So y'know what?
If YOU, want a short story with your own characters, your own self, and your own plotline made in that same style, then here's your chance.
I am opening short story commission slots, a small experiment just to see how I can mesh with it. If this goes well, maybe I might do it again in the future.
Ground rules, as a start:
These will be largely SFW stories. I can allude to more NSFW narratives, but I would prefer not to get into the grittier details.
I would also like to say that I’d prefer most characters involved to be no younger than 19 years of age, as I do not want to involve exploitation of minors, even in a fictional context.
If you are looking for specific details, please say so, and include writing or image references if you have particular details, speaking styles, character traits, etc. that you would also like included.
Turnaround will be days to weeks depending on the size of the commission, and I will be in touch during the draft process to ensure I understand what you're looking for.
And, most importantly, I reserve the right to refuse commissions if I feel unable to provide what you're looking for, or if I am very uncomfortable with the material requested.
As a more basic and generic way of laying out some extra deets, here's some extra deets on what you can and cannot get from this sale:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-TECHNOLOGY
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Be forewarned, this list may expand further, so just keep that in mind.
Now that the rules are established, here's how this'll work:
I am opening 3 slots. I might expand it if this does well, but for now I'm sticking with 3.
And I'll be charging by page, £10 sterling per page, with a ten page maximum.
Depending on the complexity or my availability, my time to complete might take a bit, but as an assurance I will take half of the payment in advance, and then request the latter half upon completion, should the story prove satisfactory. Again, please be patient with me, things might take time, but I will be trying my best.
To order, simply Note me on FA, or comment down below, and we can discuss the process together.
I will be accepting payments through Paypal exclusively.
And this will be a first come, first served basis.
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, friends.
SLOTS (3/3)
1:
Vyruem (Complete.)
2: hg3300 (Complete.)
3:
Shamas_MacShamas (Complete.)
Hey, so, I like money, I would like a little bit of money, but I don't have a very good method of getting money.
So, after a rather messy few months and much, much debate, with literally no-one but myself, I'm finally caving. I need funds, and, (allegedly), have a talent for writing enough words to make people hallucinate that a woman is exploding into a giant and oddly attractive bird. So y'know what?
If YOU, want a short story with your own characters, your own self, and your own plotline made in that same style, then here's your chance.
I am opening short story commission slots, a small experiment just to see how I can mesh with it. If this goes well, maybe I might do it again in the future.
Ground rules, as a start:
These will be largely SFW stories. I can allude to more NSFW narratives, but I would prefer not to get into the grittier details.
I would also like to say that I’d prefer most characters involved to be no younger than 19 years of age, as I do not want to involve exploitation of minors, even in a fictional context.
If you are looking for specific details, please say so, and include writing or image references if you have particular details, speaking styles, character traits, etc. that you would also like included.
Turnaround will be days to weeks depending on the size of the commission, and I will be in touch during the draft process to ensure I understand what you're looking for.
And, most importantly, I reserve the right to refuse commissions if I feel unable to provide what you're looking for, or if I am very uncomfortable with the material requested.
As a more basic and generic way of laying out some extra deets, here's some extra deets on what you can and cannot get from this sale:
I enjoy:
-Transformations
-Clothes ripping
-Macro/growth
-Willing changes
-Worldbuilding
-Shoe bursting
-Muscle growth
-TECHNOLOGY
-Lore
I can do:
-Minor mental altering changes
-blood/violence
-Unwilling changes
-Possession
-Character drama
-Tail growth
-Feral (The body type)
-Feral (The vibe)
-Feral (The mindset)
-Nature stuff
-Nudity
I will not do:
-Violent non-consensual stuff
-Vore
-Pregnancy
-Odours/stinks
-Any body fluid that isn't tears or blood
-Outright, explicit sex
-Slave-related stuff
-Babyfur/kidcore
-Age regression
-Age progression
-Inflation/Weight gain
-Genitalia
-Stuff that might involve my characters (I don't think they're ready yet unfortunately, but maybe in the future.)
Maaaybe I can do it but I don't quite know because I've not actually done it yet:
-Horror
-Shrinking
-Petrification
-Rubberification
-Basically flesh turning into another thing
Be forewarned, this list may expand further, so just keep that in mind.
Now that the rules are established, here's how this'll work:
I am opening 3 slots. I might expand it if this does well, but for now I'm sticking with 3.
And I'll be charging by page, £10 sterling per page, with a ten page maximum.
Depending on the complexity or my availability, my time to complete might take a bit, but as an assurance I will take half of the payment in advance, and then request the latter half upon completion, should the story prove satisfactory. Again, please be patient with me, things might take time, but I will be trying my best.
To order, simply Note me on FA, or comment down below, and we can discuss the process together.
I will be accepting payments through Paypal exclusively.
And this will be a first come, first served basis.
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, friends.
SLOTS (3/3)
1:
Vyruem (Complete.)2:
hg3300 (Complete.)3:
Shamas_MacShamas (Complete.)Ah shit
Posted a year agoSo, fun story, I tried to upload something on my gallery earlier, but things went quite awry. See, it was a story involving Minerva losing her virginity in a very sexual shower scenario, but I had spent so long on the story that it ended up being massively cut off by FA's submission parameters. It was gonna be a really good one too, my first delve into true NSFW material, but I guess it just ended up too special.
Luckily, I still have the source file accessible through catbox, so whilst I can't make it into an FA submission, a journal link should do fine enough.
So, have a happy late easter that's definitely not proceeding any other particular day, here you go:
https://files.catbox.moe/0kb8oi.jpg
Luckily, I still have the source file accessible through catbox, so whilst I can't make it into an FA submission, a journal link should do fine enough.
So, have a happy late easter that's definitely not proceeding any other particular day, here you go:
https://files.catbox.moe/0kb8oi.jpg
How to Gay?
Posted 2 years agoYo.
So, to anyone reading this at the current time of posting this journal, it is right at the beginning of the gayest time of the year, good ol' Pride Month. A time to celebrate and appreciate the efforts of the LGBTQ and whatever other letters it has. And as this is a time perfect for helping those trying to find themselves, I've figured that this may be a good oppertunity to discuss some things regarding my own identity, because while I believe I just fit in enough to the pride community...I uh....I don't how I do exactly.
What do I mean? Well:
In terms of Gender identity, while I know very little about how it works, I have no major questions in regards to my own. I identify as a cisgendered male, and will likely continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
In terms of romantic interests, that's a bit of scruffy concept since I have absolutely zero interest in getting into a relationship and starting a family but live in constant fear of paternal instincts overriding my distain for children with that whole "baby fever" thing, but that's oversharing a bit too much and not that relevant to what I want to talk about so at the very least I'll just say "I want to be Aromantic."
However, in terms of sexual interest, that's become a bit of confusion for me. See, I've been labelling myself as "Bisexual", because I have sexual attraction to both male and female genders, but the thing is, I've only realized this around last year, so I believe I may be unaware of what actually counts as "being Bi".
Why do I think this? Well it's mainly because of how darn specific my sexual preferences are, so specific in fact that I'm not even sure they count as "sexual"
See, those of you who have least seen some of the art I've commissioned may already know this, but I essentially have what I like to call "A Foot-Focused Growth and Clothes ripping fetish", meaning that I am attracted to feet, just like how some people are attracted to breasts, butts, and/or thighs. And while I enjoy feet just by themselves, I find it much more arousing if those feet are ripping out of some item of footwear due to increasing in size, hence the clothes ripping and growth parts of my kink.
Now I have no idea why this my fetish, like I can't for the life of my explain what kind of aspects of my life or personality have causes this is to be my main sexual interest, but I have always accepted it as such and enjoy it regardless. However, one detail that makes this quite a bizarre fetish is that I like it best when it's... Safe for Work.
Like, I don't mind romance and intimacy, in fact I often imply it as a part of my erotic writing, like "Oh swelling up into this huge monster is better than sex" or some shit, and this includes the more dirtier parts of intercourse. But, only if it's implied, because in truth I do not enjoy that kind of material. See, the more explicit a piece of fetish material is, the less enthusiastic about I become. If it says something like "The warm throbbing in her crotch made a blush spread across her cheeks", I like that, I find that cute and just the right amount of naughty to add to her implied fluster. But if it says something like "The acrid smelling cum spewed down her viscous, vomit strewn throat.", then uh.... yeah I start to wonder why I'm reading the material.
Now, to clarify, I have no problem with raunchier, more intense material, it just isn't for me. I like feet yes, but not in the way a lot of other foot fetishist do. I like them clean or very slightly dirty, I like them soft and cuddly, and most importantly I like them when they lack any form of odour whatsoever. I prefer sexual stuff, that is arguably not sexualized at all.
The point of contention here though is that, if this is what my most significant sexual desire is, how exactly does it relate to my overall sexuality?
And then when thinking about it, it's made me wonder: "Isn't that how being Asexual works?"
And that's what I'm gunning to discuss with this journal, because I don't know if that's how asexuality actually is. As far as I know, "Asexual" is no interest in fetishes at all, however I have occasionally seen some examples of TF material that feel very similar to my own fetish, but the people who enjoy and post said material identify as Ace themselves. So does that mean I'm asexual too?
But then again, there's me believing myself to be Bi. Because, as far as I know, "Bisexual" is just being attracted to men and women, which feels the most like how my preferences are, in spite of my aversion to more explicit NSFW material.
And that's just with the Male and Female sexualities, there's also "Pansexual" to consider. I do not believe I have any attraction to transgender males or transgender females, or at least.... recently transitioned. See, I'm sorry to admit this, but gender alterations in Transformations are actually, in perfect honesty, a bit a turn off. I don't know why exactly, I wish I could explain, but I simply just don't enjoy TG. I don't hate it mind, I think just isn't really for me. But then, that begs the question, what about trans people who have been transitioned for a while, or what about people who transition through tf, or before their tf? I don't really know.
But more importantly, what about Non-Binary people? I have never touched the idea of a non-binary transformation character, but the idea slightly intrigues me, but not quite enough for me to immediately experiment with it. In terms of my type, I do prefer more effeminate presentations, or at least characters that don't have overly masculine features like body or facial hair. Sometimes I may still find very masculine characters attractive, my pretences are very inconsistent, but most of the time I think I'm more attracted to softer, cuter personalities and cuddlier, more "girly" aesthetics, if only slightly anyway.
So, taking in all of this malarkey, it's made me realize that I likely don't know enough about Asexuality, Bisexuality, or any sexuality as a whole to accurately identify as one just yet, I am simply lacking information because again, I'm really new at this. Because of that, because it's pride month, and because the furry community is incredibly experienced with the LGBTQ, I'd like to inquire about some of this very information.
I know it's really more of a matter of what feels right than what's factually correct, but I'm still curious and looking for insight on what kind of Queer identity may be more fitting for what on earth I'm supposed to make of my very bizarre sexual interests, because frankly I just wanna have a nice discussion about it all.
So don't take this too seriously, and don't worry too much about me being nervous. I'm very accepting of my non-standard interests and very happy to talk about them, all I really wanna know is how much my sexual identity have I gotten correct so far.
In other words:
"How exactly....do I do the gay?"
Thanks for your time, sorry if this was me oversharing...quite I lot. I have autism so I ramble a lot.
.....Wait does neurodivergence fit into this?
So, to anyone reading this at the current time of posting this journal, it is right at the beginning of the gayest time of the year, good ol' Pride Month. A time to celebrate and appreciate the efforts of the LGBTQ and whatever other letters it has. And as this is a time perfect for helping those trying to find themselves, I've figured that this may be a good oppertunity to discuss some things regarding my own identity, because while I believe I just fit in enough to the pride community...I uh....I don't how I do exactly.
What do I mean? Well:
In terms of Gender identity, while I know very little about how it works, I have no major questions in regards to my own. I identify as a cisgendered male, and will likely continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
In terms of romantic interests, that's a bit of scruffy concept since I have absolutely zero interest in getting into a relationship and starting a family but live in constant fear of paternal instincts overriding my distain for children with that whole "baby fever" thing, but that's oversharing a bit too much and not that relevant to what I want to talk about so at the very least I'll just say "I want to be Aromantic."
However, in terms of sexual interest, that's become a bit of confusion for me. See, I've been labelling myself as "Bisexual", because I have sexual attraction to both male and female genders, but the thing is, I've only realized this around last year, so I believe I may be unaware of what actually counts as "being Bi".
Why do I think this? Well it's mainly because of how darn specific my sexual preferences are, so specific in fact that I'm not even sure they count as "sexual"
See, those of you who have least seen some of the art I've commissioned may already know this, but I essentially have what I like to call "A Foot-Focused Growth and Clothes ripping fetish", meaning that I am attracted to feet, just like how some people are attracted to breasts, butts, and/or thighs. And while I enjoy feet just by themselves, I find it much more arousing if those feet are ripping out of some item of footwear due to increasing in size, hence the clothes ripping and growth parts of my kink.
Now I have no idea why this my fetish, like I can't for the life of my explain what kind of aspects of my life or personality have causes this is to be my main sexual interest, but I have always accepted it as such and enjoy it regardless. However, one detail that makes this quite a bizarre fetish is that I like it best when it's... Safe for Work.
Like, I don't mind romance and intimacy, in fact I often imply it as a part of my erotic writing, like "Oh swelling up into this huge monster is better than sex" or some shit, and this includes the more dirtier parts of intercourse. But, only if it's implied, because in truth I do not enjoy that kind of material. See, the more explicit a piece of fetish material is, the less enthusiastic about I become. If it says something like "The warm throbbing in her crotch made a blush spread across her cheeks", I like that, I find that cute and just the right amount of naughty to add to her implied fluster. But if it says something like "The acrid smelling cum spewed down her viscous, vomit strewn throat.", then uh.... yeah I start to wonder why I'm reading the material.
Now, to clarify, I have no problem with raunchier, more intense material, it just isn't for me. I like feet yes, but not in the way a lot of other foot fetishist do. I like them clean or very slightly dirty, I like them soft and cuddly, and most importantly I like them when they lack any form of odour whatsoever. I prefer sexual stuff, that is arguably not sexualized at all.
The point of contention here though is that, if this is what my most significant sexual desire is, how exactly does it relate to my overall sexuality?
And then when thinking about it, it's made me wonder: "Isn't that how being Asexual works?"
And that's what I'm gunning to discuss with this journal, because I don't know if that's how asexuality actually is. As far as I know, "Asexual" is no interest in fetishes at all, however I have occasionally seen some examples of TF material that feel very similar to my own fetish, but the people who enjoy and post said material identify as Ace themselves. So does that mean I'm asexual too?
But then again, there's me believing myself to be Bi. Because, as far as I know, "Bisexual" is just being attracted to men and women, which feels the most like how my preferences are, in spite of my aversion to more explicit NSFW material.
And that's just with the Male and Female sexualities, there's also "Pansexual" to consider. I do not believe I have any attraction to transgender males or transgender females, or at least.... recently transitioned. See, I'm sorry to admit this, but gender alterations in Transformations are actually, in perfect honesty, a bit a turn off. I don't know why exactly, I wish I could explain, but I simply just don't enjoy TG. I don't hate it mind, I think just isn't really for me. But then, that begs the question, what about trans people who have been transitioned for a while, or what about people who transition through tf, or before their tf? I don't really know.
But more importantly, what about Non-Binary people? I have never touched the idea of a non-binary transformation character, but the idea slightly intrigues me, but not quite enough for me to immediately experiment with it. In terms of my type, I do prefer more effeminate presentations, or at least characters that don't have overly masculine features like body or facial hair. Sometimes I may still find very masculine characters attractive, my pretences are very inconsistent, but most of the time I think I'm more attracted to softer, cuter personalities and cuddlier, more "girly" aesthetics, if only slightly anyway.
So, taking in all of this malarkey, it's made me realize that I likely don't know enough about Asexuality, Bisexuality, or any sexuality as a whole to accurately identify as one just yet, I am simply lacking information because again, I'm really new at this. Because of that, because it's pride month, and because the furry community is incredibly experienced with the LGBTQ, I'd like to inquire about some of this very information.
I know it's really more of a matter of what feels right than what's factually correct, but I'm still curious and looking for insight on what kind of Queer identity may be more fitting for what on earth I'm supposed to make of my very bizarre sexual interests, because frankly I just wanna have a nice discussion about it all.
So don't take this too seriously, and don't worry too much about me being nervous. I'm very accepting of my non-standard interests and very happy to talk about them, all I really wanna know is how much my sexual identity have I gotten correct so far.
In other words:
"How exactly....do I do the gay?"
Thanks for your time, sorry if this was me oversharing...quite I lot. I have autism so I ramble a lot.
.....Wait does neurodivergence fit into this?
Egg
Posted 2 years agoAlso RIP Jesus but actually not because he's not in that cave anymore.
Final Fantasy 14: My Experience Thus Far (MILD SPOILERS)
Posted 2 years ago*Reaches Thousand maw dungeon boss for Main Questline, enters cutscene, literally the first time ever doing this dungeon.*
"Oh god not another one of you cringe ass cu-"
"Yeees, indeeed. You're the pony-tail havin' twink who killed Ifrit aren't you?"
"The fuck did you just say about my hair-"
"Well, I can gather that you know very little about me, or my involvement in the big apocalypse with the dragon..."
"I literally saw you bragging about it on a cliff in a 'chosen one premonition cutscene TM' about 30 boring ass quests ago-"
*Weird noise that sounds like an attack.*
"Huh? The fuck was tha-"
"Well I'm very pleased to meet you, all so I can tell you how EEEEVIIL I am and how monotheism is cool-"
"Why the fuck am I just standing here when I could just be stabbing you-"
"Your light will be easily consumed by my DARKNESS"
*"Grafflas' skin has been damaged!"*
"What the- Skin? What?"
"Your destiny is doomed to be dooomed!"
"Hey wait, it's not just me watching this cutscene is it-"
*"Grafflas' Tail is destroyed!"*
"Oh. OH. Oh shit the game's not paused, the other players are-"
"Dialogue that literally sounds like it's from kingdom hearts"
"Uh dude the camera's not showing it but I think-"
"Now you will see the true wrath of my bad guy powers, by summoning a big monster because I'm a magic build and therefore probably incredibly flimsy."
"Uh, mate, y'know those other guys that came with me? Yeah they're already like midway through the dungeon boss-"
"Edgy magic aura oOoOoO it's so spooky!"
"Bitch you're literally monologuing to me as the players are killing your summoned boss-"
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT CRRRYYYSSSTAAAALLLL"
*DUTY COMPLETE*
"Oh-ho-ho fu- Y-you gotta be kidding me-"
"You see that random ass scorpion up there? I'm gonna turn it into a big one!"
"Uh yeah, about that buddy-"
"Edgy spells, edgy magic."
"Is the game still gonna make me fight it cause it's like a mandatory boss-"
*Scorpion screeches*
"Yeees...goood..."
"I spent the entire fight watching a cutscene and not contributing-"
"Good guys suck, I also suck!"
"I think the other players have already left mate-"
"Bye"
*Evil guy teleports away. Scorpion boss roars and makes big story boss entrance as cutscene ends.*
*IMMEDIATELY PLAYS THE CUTSCENE WHERE IT DIES.*
"Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've seen all week"
*Clicks on the exit, cutscene plays where a Cocoon drops down and fairy comes out of it*
"This one is so relieved, standing one vanquished lot of legs one!"
"Uuuuh....y-yeeees, I sure did. I uh, stared at it really hard and it like, died instantly, it was hilarious."
"Let's head back, directly in the reverse direction of the way you just came."
"Wha- but there's like an exit portal right here-"
"That's just a game mechanic and this is a cutscene dumbass."
"Aight fair enough then. Is this the end of the Gridania arc or-"
"No you have like, three more fetch quests to do."
"MOTHER FU-"
Sorry, this sequence of events was just so hilariously ridiculous that I had to tell at least someone about it.
Note to self, and anyone else wanting to play this game: If you're entering a dungeon for story reasons for the first time, DO NOT USE MULTIPLAYER, USE NPC PARTY.
FF14 is truly one of the games ever. Such game design.
"Oh god not another one of you cringe ass cu-"
"Yeees, indeeed. You're the pony-tail havin' twink who killed Ifrit aren't you?"
"The fuck did you just say about my hair-"
"Well, I can gather that you know very little about me, or my involvement in the big apocalypse with the dragon..."
"I literally saw you bragging about it on a cliff in a 'chosen one premonition cutscene TM' about 30 boring ass quests ago-"
*Weird noise that sounds like an attack.*
"Huh? The fuck was tha-"
"Well I'm very pleased to meet you, all so I can tell you how EEEEVIIL I am and how monotheism is cool-"
"Why the fuck am I just standing here when I could just be stabbing you-"
"Your light will be easily consumed by my DARKNESS"
*"Grafflas' skin has been damaged!"*
"What the- Skin? What?"
"Your destiny is doomed to be dooomed!"
"Hey wait, it's not just me watching this cutscene is it-"
*"Grafflas' Tail is destroyed!"*
"Oh. OH. Oh shit the game's not paused, the other players are-"
"Dialogue that literally sounds like it's from kingdom hearts"
"Uh dude the camera's not showing it but I think-"
"Now you will see the true wrath of my bad guy powers, by summoning a big monster because I'm a magic build and therefore probably incredibly flimsy."
"Uh, mate, y'know those other guys that came with me? Yeah they're already like midway through the dungeon boss-"
"Edgy magic aura oOoOoO it's so spooky!"
"Bitch you're literally monologuing to me as the players are killing your summoned boss-"
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT CRRRYYYSSSTAAAALLLL"
*DUTY COMPLETE*
"Oh-ho-ho fu- Y-you gotta be kidding me-"
"You see that random ass scorpion up there? I'm gonna turn it into a big one!"
"Uh yeah, about that buddy-"
"Edgy spells, edgy magic."
"Is the game still gonna make me fight it cause it's like a mandatory boss-"
*Scorpion screeches*
"Yeees...goood..."
"I spent the entire fight watching a cutscene and not contributing-"
"Good guys suck, I also suck!"
"I think the other players have already left mate-"
"Bye"
*Evil guy teleports away. Scorpion boss roars and makes big story boss entrance as cutscene ends.*
*IMMEDIATELY PLAYS THE CUTSCENE WHERE IT DIES.*
"Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've seen all week"
*Clicks on the exit, cutscene plays where a Cocoon drops down and fairy comes out of it*
"This one is so relieved, standing one vanquished lot of legs one!"
"Uuuuh....y-yeeees, I sure did. I uh, stared at it really hard and it like, died instantly, it was hilarious."
"Let's head back, directly in the reverse direction of the way you just came."
"Wha- but there's like an exit portal right here-"
"That's just a game mechanic and this is a cutscene dumbass."
"Aight fair enough then. Is this the end of the Gridania arc or-"
"No you have like, three more fetch quests to do."
"MOTHER FU-"
Sorry, this sequence of events was just so hilariously ridiculous that I had to tell at least someone about it.
Note to self, and anyone else wanting to play this game: If you're entering a dungeon for story reasons for the first time, DO NOT USE MULTIPLAYER, USE NPC PARTY.
FF14 is truly one of the games ever. Such game design.
By the way I'm Bisexual I forgot to mention that
Posted 3 years agoBisexual Aromantic to be specific.
Or...Bi Aromoantic.
Bi Aro?
B Aro
I'm B Aro
Baro
Baro Ki'Teer
AND MY LATEST SAFARI IN THE VOID HAS YIELDED SPECTACULAR FINDS!
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Or...Bi Aromoantic.
Bi Aro?
B Aro
I'm B Aro
Baro
Baro Ki'Teer
AND MY LATEST SAFARI IN THE VOID HAS YIELDED SPECTACULAR FINDS!
UNIQUE ITEMS FOR THE TENNO OF DISTINCTION.
