Fetish Haiku
Posted 12 years agoI was ordered to post this by Zephyrlot. I feel so humiliated *giggles*
Little Baby boy
Needs to have his diaper changed
Tiny sissy toy
Poopy pamper pet
Secretly loves his messies,
Face-deep in huggies
Little Baby boy
Needs to have his diaper changed
Tiny sissy toy
Poopy pamper pet
Secretly loves his messies,
Face-deep in huggies
Tired
Posted 15 years agoI've been so beat these past few days... I'm sorry I haven't had the energy to draw anything but I can't do it when I'm this tired. I need to figure out a way to curb my fatigue.
No Picture Today... yet...
Posted 15 years agoI don't know if I'm going to produce a picture today. I haven't started one yet but I might later. I was just dead tired earlier today so I didn't even really put any thought into it. I might draw something small (might not even post it) or start a sketch for tomorrow. Sorry about that guys. I'll see if I can't make something work, but no promises, yeah?
(like anybody cares XD)
(like anybody cares XD)
My Pattern of Productivity.
Posted 15 years agoI guess I'm settling into a pattern these days when it comes to drawing (among other things that I do for fun). During the summer is when I'm able to actually sit down and make stuff to show; seems like the other times of the year I just... go idle. I mean, I still did some drawing this year but it was mostly commission stuff that I never posted here. Moreover, it was nowhere near as large in quantity as the amount of art I produced during the three months prior to this recent school year. I guess I should try harder to remain consistent so that I don't seem like a flake.
This meme actually looked fun
Posted 16 years agoYou must place your I-tunes on shuffle and answer each of these questions with the corresponding song in the sequence. Skip none.
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
The Goonies ‘R’ good enough!
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I can’t tell ya why…
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
You give love a bad name.
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
The Grande Illusion!
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Space Mountain (Disney Soundtrack 1977)
(read my fucking mind XD)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
I wanna be sedated…
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Beelzeboss (the final showdown)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Brian Wilson
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Dead Man’s Party
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
I’m on my way.
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Comfortably numb…
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
God save the Queen!
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Come Sail Away
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
No more mister nice guy…
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sex (I’m a…)
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Happiest Days of Our Lives (Pink Floyd)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Spirits (in a material world)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Grey Street
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Yoda
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Going Down (love in an elevator)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Big Shot
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Juke Box Hero
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
The Goonies ‘R’ good enough!
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I can’t tell ya why…
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
You give love a bad name.
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
The Grande Illusion!
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Space Mountain (Disney Soundtrack 1977)
(read my fucking mind XD)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
I wanna be sedated…
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Beelzeboss (the final showdown)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Brian Wilson
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Dead Man’s Party
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
I’m on my way.
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Comfortably numb…
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
God save the Queen!
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Come Sail Away
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
No more mister nice guy…
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sex (I’m a…)
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Happiest Days of Our Lives (Pink Floyd)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Spirits (in a material world)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Grey Street
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Yoda
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Going Down (love in an elevator)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Big Shot
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Juke Box Hero
Things that Ruin A 4th of July Fireworks Show
Posted 16 years agoNot enough blue (Red and white aren’t that great)
Wrong country’s colors in display (Disclaimer – Britain and France still okay)
Trick Candles (Damn it! Why the fuck won’t the display work!? )
Flag conveniently located above display (unless it’s a nazi flag)
Crying baby (Launch him! He’s louder than the fireworks!)
President’s face on shirts (Obama – “I HOPE you CHANGE your wardrobe”)
Pastors that want me to pray (Please god, shut this asshole up)
Any mention of recent tragedies (I swear to god… if they play “Thriller”…)
Cell-phone with loud ringtone (would suck if ringtone is patriotic)
Country music (Too much banjo/stupidity)
Redneck history (we had a war in 1812?)
Second verses of patriotic songs (because we don’t give a shit)
Bad wind conditions (it’s just dry brush! What could go wrong?)
People with boomboxes (You don’t need your own soundtrack)
Rap music (bitches and ho’s are Americans too)
Singer of Nat. Anthem stresses every note (It’s not broadway… speed it up)
Pledge of Allegience (Somehow I think it’s redundant)
“God Bless America” (Very assholish to Canada)
Fake Finales (Fuck you – I’m halfway inside my car door and you’re not done?)
“Fuck you Osama!” (Oh he’s gonna be mad when he hears you said that…)
Protestors (unless your cause is anti-fireworks… than it’s okay)
Poorly aimed launches (Hey look – the hummer’s gone!)
Children singing (No longer cute since Kidz Bop)
Wrong country’s colors in display (Disclaimer – Britain and France still okay)
Trick Candles (Damn it! Why the fuck won’t the display work!? )
Flag conveniently located above display (unless it’s a nazi flag)
Crying baby (Launch him! He’s louder than the fireworks!)
President’s face on shirts (Obama – “I HOPE you CHANGE your wardrobe”)
Pastors that want me to pray (Please god, shut this asshole up)
Any mention of recent tragedies (I swear to god… if they play “Thriller”…)
Cell-phone with loud ringtone (would suck if ringtone is patriotic)
Country music (Too much banjo/stupidity)
Redneck history (we had a war in 1812?)
Second verses of patriotic songs (because we don’t give a shit)
Bad wind conditions (it’s just dry brush! What could go wrong?)
People with boomboxes (You don’t need your own soundtrack)
Rap music (bitches and ho’s are Americans too)
Singer of Nat. Anthem stresses every note (It’s not broadway… speed it up)
Pledge of Allegience (Somehow I think it’s redundant)
“God Bless America” (Very assholish to Canada)
Fake Finales (Fuck you – I’m halfway inside my car door and you’re not done?)
“Fuck you Osama!” (Oh he’s gonna be mad when he hears you said that…)
Protestors (unless your cause is anti-fireworks… than it’s okay)
Poorly aimed launches (Hey look – the hummer’s gone!)
Children singing (No longer cute since Kidz Bop)
The Fortworth Police.
Posted 16 years agoIn Fort Worth, Texas, the police decided to mark the aniversary of stonwall by... raiding a gay bar. Several fags were arrested. One fag was sent to the hospital with a brain injury. The pigs' excuse? Apparently the attendees were playing grab-ass with them.
What the hell was the raid even for? Do they still do that these days?
And what kind of cop beats someone up for grabbing crotch? Actually, what kind of gay guy is actually gonna grab the authorities' parts when they're in the middle of a raid? I may be horny, but I'm not THAT horny, even for someone dressed like a cop. They weren't even wearing leather for chrissakes!
The worst thing, to me, is that when they restrained the gay dudes, they did it with those plastic ties you see on shows like CSI - you know, the ones kidnappers use? The ones that leave bloody ligature marks on the victims' wrists? Yeah - those ones. Fuckin' ouch, man! Normally I'd be kinda turned on by policemen tying cute guys up, but that's pretty brutal dude.
Any thoughts?
What the hell was the raid even for? Do they still do that these days?
And what kind of cop beats someone up for grabbing crotch? Actually, what kind of gay guy is actually gonna grab the authorities' parts when they're in the middle of a raid? I may be horny, but I'm not THAT horny, even for someone dressed like a cop. They weren't even wearing leather for chrissakes!
The worst thing, to me, is that when they restrained the gay dudes, they did it with those plastic ties you see on shows like CSI - you know, the ones kidnappers use? The ones that leave bloody ligature marks on the victims' wrists? Yeah - those ones. Fuckin' ouch, man! Normally I'd be kinda turned on by policemen tying cute guys up, but that's pretty brutal dude.
Any thoughts?