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General | Posted 13 years agoIn my opinion, they SUCK BIGTIME. Too big, and only 5 wide on my screen now where I used to get 7 wide.
When you watch as many artists as I do, and get online as little as I do, it's not uncommon for me to have between 500 and 1000 new submissions to go through at a time. And now it's going to be that much harder.
Why do website have to keep fucking around with their settings and layouts? I liked things the way they used to be and I HATE change, especially when I don't get the option to keep things the way they were.
SHEESH!
When you watch as many artists as I do, and get online as little as I do, it's not uncommon for me to have between 500 and 1000 new submissions to go through at a time. And now it's going to be that much harder.
Why do website have to keep fucking around with their settings and layouts? I liked things the way they used to be and I HATE change, especially when I don't get the option to keep things the way they were.
SHEESH!
Single or Not meme
General | Posted 14 years agoOK, what the heck. I'll do it
SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
Music is uploaded, and old art too
General | Posted 14 years agoAll three of my songs are now uploaded, and per suggestion, I'm going to be uploading some of my older artwork of Butterscotch Vixen, Caramel Skunk, and Strawberry Raccoon.
Question about music
General | Posted 14 years agoI see that my friend 
azzyblue, who was once known as 
dj_vixn is uploading all of her old songs. She created them way back like 10 years ago using a program called Ejay. I was inspired by her to create 3 songs of my own in the same manner back in 2003. I don't know if anyone on here even remembers them, but I do still have them somewhere. Would you like for me to upload them sometime when I find them? One was a remix of The Raccoon Song that Robert King and I used in the Furry Variety Show at MFF in 2003 I think was the year. You can even here him and I singing in a grunge style, or at least what we thought it was. The other two are my own creations.
Anyway, if you'd like I can certainly look for them. But for now, go check out dj_vixn's awesomeness as she uploads them.
azzyblue, who was once known as 
dj_vixn is uploading all of her old songs. She created them way back like 10 years ago using a program called Ejay. I was inspired by her to create 3 songs of my own in the same manner back in 2003. I don't know if anyone on here even remembers them, but I do still have them somewhere. Would you like for me to upload them sometime when I find them? One was a remix of The Raccoon Song that Robert King and I used in the Furry Variety Show at MFF in 2003 I think was the year. You can even here him and I singing in a grunge style, or at least what we thought it was. The other two are my own creations.Anyway, if you'd like I can certainly look for them. But for now, go check out
dj_vixn's awesomeness as she uploads them.Too Funny Not Too Read! Copied from Miko-Chan here on FA.
General | Posted 14 years agoCopied from 
miko-chan
taken off a Paintball forum.. yet so fucking funny
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home...
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side so as to say, ' Don 't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE...!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, One note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
• My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
• The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
• My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
• My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
• I had no control over the drooling.
• Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
• I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
miko-chantaken off a Paintball forum.. yet so fucking funny
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home...
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side so as to say, ' Don 't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE...!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, One note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
• My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
• The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
• My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
• My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
• I had no control over the drooling.
• Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
• I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
New Video: Farmall Regular and John Deere Thresher
General | Posted 14 years agoRegarding my last journal...
General | Posted 14 years agoI'll reply to your comments in the next day or so when I feel better and have more time, feeling kinda sick tonight and very tired.
Comment and I'll...
General | Posted 14 years agoThis meme looked like fun!
Comment and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
azzyblue challenged me!
Comment and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
azzyblue challenged me!RIP Anne McCaffrey
General | Posted 14 years agoI just found out that Anne McCaffrey, author of many wonderful books, but most well known for her Dragonriders Of Pern series, passed away yesterday. I am truly saddened by this news, as she was one of my favorite authors, along with the late Roger Zelazny.
http://www.mediabistro.com/galleyca.....as-died_b42826
http://www.mediabistro.com/galleyca.....as-died_b42826
Plush or fursuit makers? Anyone know one?
General | Posted 14 years agoDoes anyone know anyone who might be interested in making for me a full sized, say 5 ft tall, vixen plush, with large breasts and wig hair? I'm thinking about getting something like this made.
BEST MLP VIDEO EVER!
General | Posted 14 years agoMoving On
General | Posted 14 years agoI told 
spectrafox I need to move on for my own sanity. Going to move back to Homer, IL. Not sure when yet.
spectrafox I need to move on for my own sanity. Going to move back to Homer, IL. Not sure when yet.My Life Kinda Sucks Right Now.
General | Posted 14 years agoI think I am better off not being in any relationships at all. Just too hard for me being on the road constantly, and not fair to others. I need to move back to Illinois, find a place to farm, and drive truck on the side, and just be alone and happy, because I am not now happy. You have no idea how hard it's been watching Spectra degrade snce her accident, and I can't deal with it or her anymore. Loosing my sanity.
And why is it anytime I eat real food, my eyes water like crazy and my nose runs like a faucet? Very very aggravating.
And why is it anytime I eat real food, my eyes water like crazy and my nose runs like a faucet? Very very aggravating.
Pics from the show on Saturday
General | Posted 14 years agoWhat we did and saw today! WOW, Memories!
General | Posted 14 years agoThis is Harold Kemmerer's Sheller. Wow, this brings back memories. I knew Harold years ago, and he passed away in 2007 sadly. I haven't seen the old girl in over 10 years. Thanks to his son and grandson, she still lives today, but now in Fort Scott, KS. I know the history of this old girl very well too.
https://youtu.be/mSXIU9QYjXo
The following is rather interesting too, and made some very tasty ice cream for sale, which we had to try. Yummy!
https://youtu.be/_ShA6JEISBQ
https://youtu.be/mSXIU9QYjXo
The following is rather interesting too, and made some very tasty ice cream for sale, which we had to try. Yummy!
https://youtu.be/_ShA6JEISBQ
The Ultimate Answer to MLP!
General | Posted 14 years ago2 Blasts From The Past, at least for me!
General | Posted 14 years agoI haven't heard this song in YEARS! I remember owning this 45 as a kid, with the A-side being "Tennessee Bird Walk" and the wonderful, at least to me, B-side "The Clock Of St. James" My Dad HATED the B-side but loved the A-side, which is probably why he bought it for me in the first place. Thanks to the original uploader for bringing back a long lost childhood memory for me!
https://youtu.be/m5nwv-tYngc
https://youtu.be/ndDKorpzdNQ
https://youtu.be/m5nwv-tYngc
https://youtu.be/ndDKorpzdNQ
Sick and tired of bullshit!
General | Posted 14 years agoI am so sick of the muthaf'ckin bullshit I deal with this muthf'ckin job! And I'm sick of the muthf'ckin ponies too!
Steam Engine And Thresher Video
General | Posted 14 years agoSteam Train Video
General | Posted 14 years agoI'm a Jackass!
General | Posted 14 years agoApparently, I am an annoying asshole, according so some people. So, from now on, you can just call me Mr. Jackass Foxx. I don't care anymore. About most anything. I just want to go back to farming, somehow. And I don't see how it will ever happen at this rate. I need to make some changes. And soon. Certain things are really starting to annoy the living fuck out of me.
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Video #2
General | Posted 14 years agoFirst Video is up!
General | Posted 14 years agoAntique Tractors!
General | Posted 14 years agoYesterday, I got lucky enough to be able to attend the 2011 Old Thresher's Reunion in Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. I had fun for about 5 hours til a severe thunderstorm came through and pretty much shut things down. As my truck was parked in a grass lot, I figured I better try to get it out before it sank, which I did luckily. Anyway, it was awesome fun for me, the first major tractor show I was able to attend in over 10 years.
Pictures are at: https://picasaweb.google.com/Cal.Fo.....resherSReunion
Videos will be on YouTube when I get them editted, and I'll post a link here when I do.
Pictures are at: https://picasaweb.google.com/Cal.Fo.....resherSReunion
Videos will be on YouTube when I get them editted, and I'll post a link here when I do.
Fuck It All Anyhow!
General | Posted 14 years agoIFC is a no go for us now. With me being off work this weekend and with the uncertainty of if spectrafox will keep getting her Disability with the govt fuckup, we can't afford to go. Nikon, you need to find another room. I'm sorry to all who were expecting to see us there. We just don't have the money to go. I have cancelled our room reservation. Thanks JB Hunt and Govt, you fucked us over again.
spectrafox will keep getting her Disability with the govt fuckup, we can't afford to go. Nikon, you need to find another room. I'm sorry to all who were expecting to see us there. We just don't have the money to go. I have cancelled our room reservation. Thanks JB Hunt and Govt, you fucked us over again.